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Messages - Mr_St1nky
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« on: June 07, 2007, 06:52:44 pm »
There was a top ten program on a while ago that did this...and they got it waaay better than that PoS site. The Rail Gun from Quake should be in there as should the BFG. And wtf is up with the chess piece in a top ten VIDEO games.
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« on: May 31, 2007, 08:25:42 pm »
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... how did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."  Hickory dickory, doc.
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« on: April 14, 2007, 02:17:23 am »
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit, "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says no.
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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A clown, a midget and a monkey walk into a bar. Bartender says, "what is this? a joke?"
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A panda walks into a bar, asks for a Jack and............................coke. The bartender asks, "why the pause?"
The panda raises his paws and replies...."I'm a panda"
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« on: March 30, 2007, 02:17:36 am »
Dunno who said these two but I find em appiling.
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The object of war is to not die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
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War is started by the older men, and the younger men fight it. mmmm, the first one is General George S. Patton. the second one is Old men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die. ~Herbert C. Hoover. "Anyway, its all bought and paid for." "What's wrong with this caravan?" "Oh nothing Tommy, it's tip-top, I'm just not sure about the colour" I like this one, 61. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
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« on: March 10, 2007, 02:31:15 pm »
how do you fit 300 jews and two nazi's in a mini?
the nazi's up the front and the jews in the ashtray.
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« on: February 25, 2007, 03:10:45 pm »
I would assume the other end of that line would be engaged Better that than hearing, "Hello telecom, how can I help you?" "WTF?, this is supposed to be God!" "Well we do answer to that. After enough people started cursing their computers, "God why doth my internet connection suck ass?" Well, he asked us to take over seeing as we....well, we own this mo'fucking lines."
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« on: February 24, 2007, 10:52:23 pm »
Just as the simple things are always hard, but the hardest things are always simple. Applying scientific thought to matter, and knowing that we can't see something but can see its affect is different from saying a deity is responsible. We can't see wind, we can see it's affects. Because we can't see it, did god make it? or is it simply the result of barometric pressure.
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« on: February 15, 2007, 11:38:25 pm »
wrong page to look at after few beers, gonna assume you fullahs know your shit _b
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