Topic: The Tunnel

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Been through it have you?


I go through it everyday.


It's like a bridge, but upsidedown.




Sylvester Stallone and Viggo Mortensen would make short work of it.

Posted: November 16, 2011, 06:47:38 pm

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Went thru it today, A+ would trade again.

Reply #1 Posted: November 16, 2011, 06:53:27 pm

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It's changed a two lane flyover into a two lane flyunder.

For a great deal of money.

Reply #2 Posted: November 16, 2011, 07:08:06 pm

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Quote from: Zarkov;1448994
It's changed a two lane flyover into a two lane flyunder.

For a great deal of money.

Depends, would you rather be on top, or underneath?

Reply #3 Posted: November 16, 2011, 07:09:32 pm

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well he used to be able to run across the road - now he has to jump down, run across and then jump up again on the otherside - think of all that extra effort







 and cats hate effort

Reply #4 Posted: November 16, 2011, 10:03:03 pm
"Let him who desires peace prepare for war" - Flavius Vegetius Renatus (375AD) De Rei Militari

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I like it (went through yesterday for the first time). It's got barrier arms to keep all those crims from South Auckland out of the North Shore.

Reply #5 Posted: November 16, 2011, 11:14:08 pm
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The best thing about Finance Minister Bill English\'s latest Budget is that it does finally signal a much greater role for the private sector in the New Zealand economy. And another step along the way to extract this country from the political cul-de-sac in which Helen Clark\'s Labour Government parked us.

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I like it (went through yesterday for the first time). It's got barrier arms to keep all those crims from South Auckland out of the North Shore.

yeah - I loved it.

I think the idea is to open up a 3rd lane that I see in the above picture and then pillage the 2 northbound lanes, turning them into southbound lanes - effectivley making a bypass of the Auckland CBD

Reply #6 Posted: November 17, 2011, 09:59:08 am

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Depends, would you rather be on top, or underneath?


pitching or catching?

will try and check out tonight, love me a good tunnel, hope its better then that pretend tunnel north of Auckland, was so exited to go through it blinked and missed it :(
Last Edit: November 17, 2011, 10:08:26 am by NZGramps

Reply #7 Posted: November 17, 2011, 10:06:07 am
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yeah - I loved it.

I think the idea is to open up a 3rd lane that I see in the above picture and then pillage the 2 northbound lanes, turning them into southbound lanes - effectivley making a bypass of the Auckland CBD
I might be reading you wrong, but the tunnel is only going northbound. Transit said it was because the gradient would be too steep for southbound traffic. The old viaduct is being converted to four southbound lanes and from what i saw the other day, it looks like there will be barriers between lanes 2/3 that will stop anyone in lanes 3/4 getting to port or northwest.

Reply #8 Posted: November 17, 2011, 10:13:25 am
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The Tunnel will 'eventually' be 3 lanes northbound only. The existing Victoria park flyover, which was 2 north bound & 2 south bound will be changed to 3 south - it needs to be resurfaced before this can happen. Also some debate as to if the Wellington Street (Northbound) onramp will ever be re-opened.

A mate was involved in the design process of the Fire & Evac system that's installed - those turbo fans use 50+ kw of juice each... there's an onsite deluge system for suppressing fires and there's also a manual backup of that system. The exit egress tunnel/walkway on the left behind the fire doors (rated @ 2 hours) is PPV'd, so if something does go wrong, joe public should be pretty well looked after.

Reply #9 Posted: November 17, 2011, 10:44:30 am
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I might be reading you wrong, but the tunnel is only going northbound. Transit said it was because the gradient would be too steep for southbound traffic. The old viaduct is being converted to four southbound lanes and from what i saw the other day, it looks like there will be barriers between lanes 2/3 that will stop anyone in lanes 3/4 getting to port or northwest.

nah my english was being retarded - you are right and I am right - the 2 old northbound lanes will be southbound and the tunnel northbound will have 3 lanes

Reply #10 Posted: November 17, 2011, 11:32:45 am

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Also some debate as to if the Wellington Street (Northbound) onramp will ever be re-opened.
They better hurry up and make a decision because it's already been built.

Reply #11 Posted: November 17, 2011, 02:16:27 pm
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They better hurry up and make a decision because it's already been built.

Lol yeah, just becuase it's built, doesn't mean it will ever open. refer Helen C's Vag.

Reply #12 Posted: November 17, 2011, 03:00:52 pm
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refer Helen C's Vag.


Hahahahaaaa.....eeewww

Reply #13 Posted: November 17, 2011, 03:06:22 pm

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Exclusive pic of HC having an orgasm:

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Reply #14 Posted: November 17, 2011, 04:08:01 pm

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Thanks Berg

Spoiler :

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When you drive through it do you end up somewhere better than Auckland?

Reply #16 Posted: November 17, 2011, 04:36:03 pm

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nah The North Shore (the OTHER Auckland)

Reply #17 Posted: November 17, 2011, 04:54:41 pm
Keep off the Lawn!!

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If you go the other way you can end up here:


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Reply #18 Posted: November 17, 2011, 08:29:03 pm

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I just threw up in my mouth

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Lol yeah, just becuase it's built, doesn't mean it will ever open. refer Helen C's Vag.

See what you've fucken started!

Reply #19 Posted: November 17, 2011, 10:00:12 pm
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But you looked didn't you! You sick bastard!

Reply #20 Posted: November 17, 2011, 10:03:20 pm

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I know - i hate myself for it.

Reply #21 Posted: November 17, 2011, 10:06:30 pm
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Note to self, never view a Spoiler which has been posted by Berg.

Reply #22 Posted: November 18, 2011, 06:18:51 pm

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But you will open spoilers from other people where they described it as "Exclusive pic of HC having an orgasm"?

Reply #23 Posted: November 18, 2011, 06:32:50 pm

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I've seen worse at the monkey enclosure.

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