New Years!

[Retardobot]

What's everyone doing? Going to a party? Hosting a party? Reserved your line at the local A&E? Looking for someone to softly nestle your meat-sword into only to discover when you wake up you managed to impregnate a letterbox?

[Emrico1]

Like most internet loving recluses, I will be getting drunk on three cans of cheap beer then sneaking away from the party early to come home and play video games.

[mycoolcar]

Like most internet loving recluses, I will be getting drunk on three cans of cheap beer, left over from last year when I bought a 6-pack, then sneaking away from the party early to come home and play video games.

Fixd

[GRIM]

started planning this morning..

going to a batch in Papamoa, and getting shit faced and sneaking into exodus

[kookynic]

Ill prolly turn up to GOG's house wasted, then fight his missus.

[Speakman]

Working till 10pm tonight, camping on Banks Peninsula for a couple of days from tomorrow.



Boundry Road is on special at countdown, get amongst it.

[Retardobot]

Just got this for myself tonight:

[Hmmmgood]

Following the flatty's to some random party.Make it look like im having a good time,engaging in social banter etc.

See if theres any desperate piss hags there,but will prolly come home alone and molest myself using tears as lube.

Meh just another new years then.

[Retardobot]

A good ol' cry wank!

AKA a crank.

[HandofBlood]

Sleeping because its time and a half and a day in lieu day tomorrow.

[Obble]

Recovering from surgery.

[Xsannz]

Recovering from surgery.

oh, are you finally having that lobotomy, since your brain doesn't function anyway.

[Retardobot]

oh, are you finally having that lobotomy, since your brain doesn't function anyway.

He's now post-op.

A POST-OP LADY THAT IS!

[Xsannz]

OBBLE - Show us your new titties then, oh wait you had those anyway before the op,

hmm so did you have somebody make balloon animals with your bits...

[Bounty Hunter]

get fucked up then come home and have sex. then sleep. then wake up and have more sex. then brunch. then more sex. then planetside 2.

[Obble]

oh, are you finally having that lobotomy, since your brain doesn't function anyway.

Close, but Codex's mum gave me a really bad UTI.
 

OBBLEZ - Show us your new titties then, oh wait you had those anyway before the op,

hmm so did you have somebody make balloon animals with your bits...

I am not Obblez you nerd.

[Xsannz]

Close, but Codex's mum gave me a really bad UTI.
 


I am not Obblez you nerd.

you are only a few zzzzz's from being obblez anyway.. maybey that UTI will add character to your warm personality.

[Obble]

ru grumpy because Zarkov is my #1 Super maderator?

I still love you though.

[Xsannz]

ru grumpy because Zarkov is my #1 Super maderator?

I still love you though.

no i am grumpy because there's still snow on the forums, nothing to fap too has been posted in days, and i am far too sober for 8:23pm on new years....

[Thor]

What's everyone doing? Going to a party? Hosting a party? Reserved your line at the local A&E? Looking for someone to softly nestle your meat-sword into only to discover when you wake up you managed to impregnate a letterbox?

Basically waiting on my brother to return the favor, hurry up & TURN THE F**K UP and take me and my mates here to the pub.

Just sitting here getting wasted, trying to stop these mofos spillng ash on my new rug!!! %@#@$@%@&#    Motherfuckers!! stop smokin inside!

Garrr ciggy smokers!

[Pitchey]

Gotta get up for work at 4:00am tomorrow.

[Bounty Hunter]

went to girlfriends OTHER side of the family, this is the race ride on lawn mowers and get pregnant with alcohol side of the family.

I got 3rd in lawn mower gymkhana even though I've never ridden a ride on lawn mower before

[Pitchey]

I got 3rd in lawn mower gymkhana even though I've never ridden a ride on lawn mower before

Now a 9 month wait to see if you won the other trophy too?

[HandofBlood]

Just sitting here getting wasted, trying to stop these mofos spillng ash on my new rug!!! %@#@$@%@&#    Motherfuckers!! stop smokin inside!

Garrr ciggy smokers!

Price goes up today that will fark em.

[BerG]

Got wasted (tiddly) on some Grade A shit (wine), went home and shagged some bitches (long term girlfriend).