Topic: Rise of the Planet of the Neanderthals

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A harvard professor is looking for women he can inseminate with neanderthals and bring back our beloved ancestors.

I am very excited about this. Neanderthals look a fair bit like us, but are just way stronger and dumber. We could send them out to fight our wars for us. Or send them out on the streets at night to beat up drunk hooligans and eat homeless people.

Plus it would teach those damned religious people a thing or two about where we come from.

http://www.livescience.com/26447-neanderthal-clone-church.html


Posted: January 22, 2013, 09:18:22 pm

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Still some wandering around I reckon.

Reply #1 Posted: January 22, 2013, 09:48:09 pm

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That one looks like he's thinking.

That's more then what most humans do.

Reply #2 Posted: January 22, 2013, 10:01:51 pm

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Quote from: BerG;1515697
Plus it would teach those damned religious people a thing or two about where we come from.

Don't be so naive.
They'll just turn around and go "it was all God's divine plan."

Reply #3 Posted: January 22, 2013, 10:44:53 pm
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That one looks like he's thinking.

That's more then what most humans do.

It's a woman.

Reply #4 Posted: January 22, 2013, 10:45:13 pm
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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A harvard professor is looking for women he can inseminate with neanderthals and bring back our beloved ancestors.

Nominate Liz Shaw

Reply #5 Posted: January 23, 2013, 10:48:16 am
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A harvard professor is looking for women he can inseminate

Those harvard professors eh.

Reply #6 Posted: January 23, 2013, 10:59:06 am

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Does Winston Peters know this guy has his sperm?

Reply #7 Posted: January 23, 2013, 02:43:34 pm



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I am very excited about this. Neanderthals look a fair bit like us, but are just way stronger and dumber. We could send them out to fight our wars for us. Or send them out on the streets at night to beat up drunk hooligans and eat homeless people.



So you want south Auckland or Flaxmere all round the world do you?  >_<

Reply #8 Posted: January 25, 2013, 11:03:19 pm
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