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Messages - Apostrophe Spacemonkey
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« on: March 07, 2016, 07:58:55 am »
Have they skyrocketed yet?
Getting Fibre installed on our street this month.
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« on: March 03, 2016, 03:29:37 pm »
Craigor is exceeding his potential.
Like everything in life he gives 400%.
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« on: March 02, 2016, 06:31:51 pm »
But your name is Kayne and you're played by a white guy, what's up with that?
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« on: March 01, 2016, 10:56:34 am »
Fuck the Herald. Tabloid motherfuckers.
I don't think they even write articles anymore. It's just, "Hey, this thing happened, let's see what people on twitter think about it." Their idea of a real time news is an embedded twitter feed.
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« on: March 01, 2016, 10:02:31 am »
Gutty living up to his potential.
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« on: February 29, 2016, 02:35:51 pm »
Chorus has updated it's website. No only it tells you what connection is available at a property, it also says what the property is currently connected to. https://www.chorus.co.nz/speed-dialWill be useful if you are looking for a place to rent/buy
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« on: February 24, 2016, 11:00:11 am »
Three men stuck in a lift after curry feasthttp://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11594669An Australian, Englishman and Taiwanese man who battled uncontrollable flatulence, 38 degree heat and 99 per cent humidity during the longest half hour of their lives.
There was no air conditioning in their metal prison and the men were soon left struggling against the humidity and the after effects of their curries.
'Hell would have been a few degrees cooler. It was more painful than I imagine childbirth would be, we were at our wit's end,' said Mr Rose.
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« on: February 23, 2016, 02:06:04 pm »
the same principal applies to music.
Not at all. Of course music is art. Same goes for theatre as well. I guess you could call performance art a type of theatre, but it's a stretch.
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« on: February 19, 2016, 08:20:31 pm »
inb4 spacemonkey wants to have a huge black dick transplanted onto his body.
Of course. Why would you want anything else?
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« on: February 17, 2016, 01:56:00 pm »
I've decided to read this out of context.
tehehe, rabid breeder...
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« on: February 15, 2016, 09:12:39 am »
I'm kind of disappointed, was expecting the end of the world, all we got was another earthquake.
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« on: February 15, 2016, 09:09:07 am »
“Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9 Six days shalt thou labor and do all thy work;
10 but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord thy God. In it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates."
I.e Sunday - Do not work on a Sunday - This is actually one of the 10 commandments, and the punishment for working on a sunday? DEATH. Pfft, like a cow has ever done a honest days work, they just sit their and chew grass all day.
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« on: February 12, 2016, 10:23:08 am »
He's come to smite the unbelievers.
They do not believe, so they shall be smote!
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« on: February 12, 2016, 09:11:02 am »
The fact that the word "literally" has become part of the non-literal terms.
I am actually literally annoyed by this too.
I'm figuratively annoyed by this.
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« on: February 11, 2016, 08:35:06 pm »
The fact that the word "literally" has become part of the non-literal terms.
"I was literally dying", - No you weren't.
We are all dying in a literal sense, from the moment we are born.
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« on: February 09, 2016, 11:01:00 am »
He must be one unlucky guy. For the first time in recorded history, a meteorite is reported to have killed a person.
If scientists confirm that a meteorite — and not space junk or other debris — led to the man's death, this would be the first scientifically proven meteorite fatality in modern times, NASA said. "It is so rare, there has never been a scientifically confirmed report of someone being killed by a meteorite impact in recorded history," http://www.space.com/31866-did-meteorite-kill-indian-man.html
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« on: February 03, 2016, 09:17:21 pm »
Dotcom can drag out a court case for years on end.
But when it comes to relationships, he gets in and out of there pretty fast.
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« on: February 02, 2016, 03:56:42 pm »
Spacemonkey Dayis today... Spacemonkey Day or Spacemonkey's Day is a holiday celebrated in Space and in some parts of Pennsylvania on February 2. In astronomy lore, if a Space monkey, also known as a Solar primate, Celestial chimp or Galactic orangutan, emerges from its spaceship on this day and fails to see its shadow because the Sun is about to explode, the Earth will soon end. If the Space monkey sees its shadow, it will return to its spaceship, and the Earth will live on for another year. 
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« on: February 02, 2016, 08:52:44 am »
it's ok new build again last night to align with the mobile releases numbering combining both streams of dev teams and fixing most known bugs in current fast rign releases and a ton of new Cortana functionality...
How do you get the Cortana working in NZ? It keeps telling me my speech setting is wrong, even though it's set to English-US.
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« on: January 28, 2016, 02:30:33 pm »
Windows > 7 = NOPE
Time for MS to port office to *nix
Just upgrade already. Windows 10 is great.
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« on: January 28, 2016, 12:48:19 pm »
Happy Birthday you omnivorous domesticated even-toed ungulate.
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