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Messages - Apostrophe Spacemonkey

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General Chat / Making Humans a Multiplanetary Species
« on: September 28, 2016, 06:49:16 am »
Elon Musk will be doing a talk at the International Astronautical Congress meeting about 7:30am our time. You can watch it here.

http://www.spacex.com/webcast

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SpaceX Founder, CEO, and Lead Designer Elon Musk will discuss the long-term technical challenges that need to be solved to support the creation of a permanent, self-sustaining human presence on Mars. The technical presentation will focus on potential architectures for sustaining humans on the Red Planet that industry, government and the scientific community can collaborate on in the years ahead.

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General Chat / Re: United States Presidential Debates
« on: September 27, 2016, 12:44:34 pm »
I saw a dead rat outside my house so I will be watching that with great interest because:

a) The rat is already dead.
b) Make dead rats great again.

#deadrat2016


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Bug Reports & Feedback / Re: Site cant be reached
« on: September 26, 2016, 08:42:07 am »
You can download it here
 http://evenbalance.com/index.php?page=pbsetup.php

Start the Setup as administrator, click "Add Game", choose "Battlefield 3" as game and make sure that the game path is your Battlefield 3 folder.


Make sure to restart your computer.

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Bug Reports & Feedback / Re: Site cant be reached
« on: September 26, 2016, 07:55:14 am »
Did you try running Windows Network Diagnostics?

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General Chat / Re: Cosmic Disclosure -
« on: September 19, 2016, 08:44:43 am »
Global Galactic League Of Nations Group.

You mean the GGLONG?!

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Intellectual Discussion / Re: fuck I love science
« on: September 15, 2016, 07:38:43 am »
Still need a womb to grow the baby in.

I still think men are the losers here. It is still much easier to make a baby with the DNA of two women, then the other way around. In the future men will be biologically unnecessary.

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General Chat / Re: What grinds your gears?
« on: September 01, 2016, 07:22:20 am »
I don't use WhatsApp.

But that's because I have nobody to chat with.

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General Chat / Re: I am not gone.
« on: August 29, 2016, 10:29:15 am »
Does your laptop charger have 3rd party?

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Bug Reports & Feedback / Re: Connection problems
« on: August 29, 2016, 07:43:48 am »
Thank you.

*throws report into paper shredder.

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Bug Reports & Feedback / Re: Connection problems
« on: August 25, 2016, 10:11:39 am »
I expect a full investigation, and a 600 page report on my desk by morning.


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Bug Reports & Feedback / Re: Connection problems
« on: August 24, 2016, 07:54:47 am »
This was likely caused by the server being busy.

Did you try again later?


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TV, Movies & Music / Re: What is this diarrhea?
« on: August 23, 2016, 04:43:11 am »
Why is everyone on the forum recommending complete garbage? This show is about as engaging as watching walls dry and is about as believable as Scorpion

Thanks for the review.

I thought the premise looked a bit silly. It's good to know I'm not missing out on much.

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General Chat / Re: Mayor of Auckland
« on: August 19, 2016, 06:23:12 am »
I want to vote for this guy. He looks like the kind of person that gets stuff done.




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General Chat / Re: Mayor of Auckland
« on: August 18, 2016, 01:21:50 pm »
Do you people in other towns even have a Mayor?

I thought you were an autonomous collective?

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General Chat / Re: Mayor of Auckland
« on: August 18, 2016, 11:11:07 am »
Someone needs to come out with a policy of building a wall between Auckland and the rest of NZ.

I'd vote for them.

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General Chat / Mayor of Auckland
« on: August 18, 2016, 07:56:46 am »
Who should it be?


Adam John Holland
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"I won't do a single thing as mayor just as I haven't done a single thing for the past seven years of my retirement."


Wayne Young
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Honesty seems to be one of Young's traits - that year he admitted the mayoralty's then $250,000 salary was "appealing".



And I can't be bothered posting the rest.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/83209255/mayoral-candidates-meet-the-18-trying-to-win-the-auckland-mayoralty

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General Chat / Re: Pokemon Go
« on: August 15, 2016, 11:56:54 am »
I got to the first of the Elite Four. Got steamrolled.

Need to make my pokemans better.

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Buy, Sell Or Trade / Re: Treadmill
« on: August 12, 2016, 07:16:03 am »
How many km has it done?

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After 2 years silence, Grim comes back to tell Pyro he doesn't want any off hours dev work done.


Then again, 2016 has been a pretty crazy year, nothing really surprises me anymore.

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General Chat / Completely onix-eptable!
« on: July 31, 2016, 01:02:10 pm »
Freaken awesome

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"The 19-year-old did not level up nor collect any stardust or candies only debris from the crash," police spokeswoman Julie-Anne Newman said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/82613740/driver-playing-pokemon-go-crashes-into-australian-school


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General Chat / Re: Pokemon Go
« on: July 26, 2016, 10:56:16 am »
I'm pretty sure it wasn't anyone's childhood dream. Unless a person can predict a game being released 25 years in the future in their dreams.

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General Chat / Fire the lazer!
« on: July 22, 2016, 10:12:41 am »
The Curiosity Rover has become self-aware, and now can shoot lasers all by itself.

Mars now belongs to the robots.

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The car-size Curiosity rover recently began autonomously choosing some of the targets for its ChemCam instrument, which blasts Martian rocks or soil with a laser and analyzes the composition of the resulting vapor.


http://www.space.com/33506-mars-rover-curiosity-fires-laser-by-itself.html

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Bahaha, what dicks

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While many shops and restaurants were supporting the Pokemon Go app, Krazy Jacks sparked outrage by telling Pokemon fans they would be "told directly to f*** off".

"The drinking age is set to 18 plus because apparently at this age you are responsible enough. Playing Pokemon at this age tells us you're still immature."

But Krazy Jacks' management have been quick to respond to the criticism, saying it was a marketing stunt that's worked well.

"Now that I have successfully gained so many people's attention," they said. "As for what you're into we don't care this was just a brilliant marketing scheme to get everyone's attention."

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/bay-of-plenty-times/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503343&objectid=11677380

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General Chat / Re: Pokemon Go
« on: July 21, 2016, 11:32:15 am »
I don't even know why that made the "news", or the internet, or anything for that matter.

It's such a waste of space, and I really didn't need to know that.


Because anything makes the internet. And these days news agencies are full of monkeys trained to copy/paste from the internet.

It explains these Herald articles.
http://www.getsome.co.nz/forums/index.php?topic=86271.msg1555756#msg1555756

However they redeemed themselves with this one.
http://www.getsome.co.nz/forums/index.php?topic=89256.msg1560231#msg1560231
The monkey who got that one deservers a medal.


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