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Messages - Zarkov
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« on: May 01, 2016, 05:19:30 pm »
It would be awesome if they named a disorder after me.
I hope it's one they never cure, so even thousands of years after I'm dead, people will be like, "oh, he's got that disorder, poor guy."
My name will live on in infamy.
They'll call it Spacemonkey Syndrome, characterized by perpetual adolescence.
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« on: March 23, 2016, 04:37:53 pm »
Waiting for kids to get old enough to get them into gaming,
Then I can get back into gaming.
You should have stuck to public masturbation and poo flinging.
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« on: March 18, 2016, 04:50:41 pm »
Life changing decisions?
Anal.
So all that effort chasing after women was a waste of time?
Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's my second fave kitty in the world going?
I'm good, just had to drop by to insult Retardo. You still haven't had lunch with me you little tart.
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« on: March 17, 2016, 03:36:21 pm »
Life changing decisions?
Anal.
So all that effort chasing after women was a waste of time?
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« on: December 16, 2015, 09:10:47 am »
Frank's legit.
His english isn't very good.
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« on: December 09, 2015, 05:31:03 pm »
What about a 100 years ago when we were burning all those whales?
Where was Greenpeace then?
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« on: November 23, 2015, 05:42:23 pm »
Very annoyed with the voting papers for the flag. Considering making a video the paper on fire instead of voting. There is no option to opt out of the vote, so if you dont want the flag to change and you vote then you automatically lose.
Also: The electoral commission wants people to not share photos of their papers.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/74282570/electoral-commission-warns-kiwis-against-sharing-photos-of-flag-voting-papers
It's nice to see some people had the same idea I had. Unfortunately, it breaks all of the voting rules.
Tiwa loses 2nd smartest person in forums position. Moves seamlessly to dumbest person position. Spacemonkey moves up to 2nd place.
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« on: November 04, 2015, 05:52:33 pm »
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« on: October 05, 2015, 09:19:00 am »
Hey kitty cat how are you! Looks like a lovely spot for a kayak
pic is from last night dinner date with the girls celebrating 1 year Penis free
Hot. You make it sound like you've had a sex change. Unsure if this was a good idea or not.
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« on: October 03, 2015, 11:20:15 pm »
Sup fairy?
Cat got your tongue?
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« on: September 28, 2015, 04:53:28 pm »
He needs a visit to the cat incinerator.
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« on: September 18, 2015, 05:06:08 pm »
Tell us about the train.
It has to be more interesting.
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« on: September 01, 2015, 10:29:10 pm »
This sounds pretty reasonable:
The problem with getting everything is you run out of reasons to keep trying, and human interaction becomes impossible due to imbalance.
And don't forget, rich people don't get any girls, because they would rather go out with normal people instead.
Spacemonkey knows that girls aren't normal people.
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« on: August 25, 2015, 05:28:30 pm »
Link to Spacemonkey's Ashley Madison Account.
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« on: August 25, 2015, 08:50:13 am »
Nothing wrong with having a high limit, just don't use it, I've always accepted any increase.
You never know when you may need some quick bridging finance, and a platinum card gives you good reputation in all sorts of situations.
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« on: August 21, 2015, 04:44:32 pm »
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=11500605
A quick search of the map by the New Zealand Herald suggest there are:
• 22861 users in Auckland (84 per cent of which are male)
• 11126 in Wellington (85 per cent of which are male)
• 11048 in Christchurch (87 per cent of which are male)
• 4634 in Dunedin (86 per cent of which are male)
What I wonder is, do you have to be in a monogamous relationship already to sign up? Surely plenty of single people would be signing up as well.
I don't think it would make any difference. There probably aren't many women out there looking for monkey love.
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« on: August 11, 2015, 05:21:27 pm »
New Zealand wants to change the flag because it looks too much like the Australian one.
Australia wants to change their flag because it looks too much like the New Zealand one.
I reckon we should wait till Australia change their flag, then we change our flag to one that looks almost the same like Australia's new flag, for the epic lols.
Haha. We could have Kiwi fucking a Koala.
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« on: August 07, 2015, 05:32:42 pm »
MHR's Fairy, you're looking hotter than a $2 pistol.
As for me, well... Getting through the cat door ain't getting any easier.
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« on: July 28, 2015, 04:51:37 pm »
I imagine it's a buyers market, in that a lot more bikes than cars wind up written off.
Bikes like mine can fall off the stand, and that might be the end of the line.
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« on: July 16, 2015, 05:19:26 pm »
Xeno's face=Spacemonkey's arse.
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« on: July 13, 2015, 06:10:05 pm »
People who radically abbreviate sentences.
?
Winner.
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« on: July 13, 2015, 06:08:32 pm »
People who radically abbreviate sentences.
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« on: July 09, 2015, 04:43:31 pm »
I have had more than my fair share of offers and stalkers yep I now have 3. Yay not. You could have some fun with your stalkers, set them impossible tasks and quests etc, in order to win your heart. Tell them to meet you at a local park dressed as furries etc, film the meeting from a distance, that sort of thing. When you get bored with it, you could just strip them naked and lock them in a dark room with some box cutters. Promise that the one that comes out will get your hand in marriage. That should do it.
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« on: July 07, 2015, 05:01:40 pm »
youre full of shit bob you fucking wanker
Haha. Nice character reference.
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« on: July 05, 2015, 09:32:06 am »
Obble sold him the smack.
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