Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

Oh to be a sociopath at moments like that.

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Or maybe not.
Depends on the kind of sociopath I guess.

I meant not care, rather than kill the bitch and stash her under your house in Aranui.

Like, imagine if you could just shrug it off and live the mad men dream by systematically nailing all her hot friends with a classic tap & gap "I'll call you".

[Retardobot]

yeah, sure fucks with your mental stability.....

*Big fucking hug*.

We're all here bro, if you ever just want to talk it out. Fuck knows I've been through my fair share of relationship retardery.

[Pyromanik]

It's fucking hard work. No matter how awesome the woman, she's still flawed by having the disadvantage of being a woman. Because at some point they ALL go full retard. Apparently nature demands it.

[Xsannz]

*Big fucking hug*.

We're all here bro, if you ever just want to talk it out. Fuck knows I've been through my fair share of relationship retardery.

cheers guys,

yeh just doing the lawyer shit and trying to keep the house....  using some inheritance to buy out her share....  its amazing how 6 years seems so insignificant ans wasted when all it boils down to is seperating it all out...

[Pyromanik]

Yep.
Especially when you remember back to the beginnings, you're like "how the fuck did it end up here?".



...

Although, sometimes you're like "Why the fuck did I let it go on so long?"

[Xsannz]

imagine if you could just shrug it off and live the mad men dream by systematically nailing all her hot friends with a classic tap & gap "I'll call you".

i settle for any physical contact at the moment..  just to feel something....

[Xsannz]

Yep.
Especially when you remember back to the beginnings, you're like "how the fuck did it end up here?".



...

Although, sometimes you're like "Why the fuck did I let it go on so long?"

my problem is i didnt see it coming and hindsight is a bitch..  lying in bed till all night with no sleep head spinning thinking of all the things you could have, should have , what you might have missed etc...

on top of that the stress has got me so wound up i ended up getting fucking man flu...

[Bounty Hunter]

hugs Xsannz, keep us filled in on how you're getting on, it'll help.

Keeping the R1 now?!?!

[The Demon Lord]

Hang tough man - blast out some BF - keep strong

[Bounty Hunter]

WOW SO I JUST ABOUT BLEW MYSELF UP JUST NOW!

So I was using this butane gas torch to heat up some perspex to melt it, when suddenly flames all over! flames all over in hand, hand moving fast!

so I flew the flaming butane torch out the garage door on to the wet lawn....and it rolls UNDER THE BBQ!!!

So I grab an empty bucket and get water in it, throw water at flames and miss!

get water again and this time suceed in making flames go away.

heatrate at max right now. shaking.

[Pyromanik]

Hang tough man - blast out some BF - keep strong

Phrasing.

[The Demon Lord]

Phrasing.

now that I re-read that (I posted that from my phone) this is unintentionally far funnier than I meant.

but hey - if that is what is needed to float your boat after the break.....

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

WOW SO I JUST ABOUT BLEW MYSELF UP JUST NOW!

So I was using this butane gas torch to heat up some perspex to melt it, when suddenly flames all over! flames all over in hand, hand moving fast!

so I flew the flaming butane torch out the garage door on to the wet lawn....and it rolls UNDER THE BBQ!!!

So I grab an empty bucket and get water in it, throw water at flames and miss!

get water again and this time suceed in making flames go away.

heatrate at max right now. shaking.

That's awesome. Reading this gave me a great start to the day,

[Craigor]

WOW SO I JUST ABOUT BLEW MYSELF UP JUST NOW!

So I was using this butane gas torch to heat up some perspex to melt it, when suddenly flames all over! flames all over in hand, hand moving fast!

so I flew the flaming butane torch out the garage door on to the wet lawn....and it rolls UNDER THE BBQ!!!

So I grab an empty bucket and get water in it, throw water at flames and miss!

get water again and this time suceed in making flames go away.

heatrate at max right now. shaking.

You could almost turn that into an adrenaline based tourist attraction, and charge people hundreds of dollars to give it a try

[Growler]

I always say it.
And I'm always right.

Except that one time.

And this other time

[Bounty Hunter]

snow on ground.

[Benji77]

well welly got fucked up.

[Retardobot]

The storm was all like "HAHA, oh shit, Steve! I didn't realise you had already gone through here! What? I hadn't, I'm still brewing off the East Coast. Oh, shit, Palmerston North really is a shit-hole".

[mycoolcar]

Meanwhile in Auckland 3 hail stones fell, the temp got to 8 degrees and everyone complained about the "atrocious" weather.

[mattnz]

Meanwhile in Wellington Harbour

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[mycoolcar]

Everything is calm in Auckland. About 2am today.


Calm after the Storm by mcctravels, on Flickr

[Pyromanik]

And this other time

LOL f'n sif.

snow on ground.

Touched, but fuckall else.

[Growler]

We could get a good dump tonight if it cools down another degree or so. Be an interesting night/morning.

[Pyromanik]

MIGHT be.


Meanwhile, in the life of Pyro: An entire tray of free pita pit still in the work fridge.
CARRIED HOME ON FOOT IN THE RAIN

[Retardobot]

2 migraines in 1 day.

Would have easily topped myself had It would have been easy.

9 Nurofens later and I'm ready for the gym.