Get Some
General => General Chat => Topic started by: swindle on November 02, 2014, 02:08:36 pm
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Who lives?
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potato
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Solanum tuberosum
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I'm on here everyday, judging you all as I anxiously sit in silence, wondering if Senpai will ever notice me.
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I lurk round here most days, occasionally post.
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hfghdfgh
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qwerty
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4
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oh hai swindle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ASL?
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18/f/ca
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HERP
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For what it's worth, I lurk a bit almost everyday.
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HERP
Is that the "TLDR" version of every other post you have ever made?
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OOOOO, Craig with the Chinese arm burn.
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OOOOO, Craig with the Chinese arm burn.
Racist.
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Why is it called a 'drive through' if you have to stop?
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Ah, good to see the classics are still around.
As you were.
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HERP
Is that the "TLDR" version of every other post you have ever made?
BOHICA
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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HERP
Is that the "TLDR" version of every other post you have ever made?
BOHICA
You're the one doing the bending this time though.
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HERP
Is that the "TLDR" version of every other post you have ever made?
BOHICA
You're the one doing the bending this time though.
Shits going to get TARFU
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Shits going to get TARFU
Not if it's done properly.. lol
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CYA then LGH for some I&I and FIFO.
i think we are overing most of the sound off acronyms
ARMY: Air Force Rejected Me Yesterday
ARMY: Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet
CYA: Cover Your Ass
DEH: Don't Expect Help
DILLIGAF: Does It Look Like I Give a ****
FIDO: **** It, Drive On
FIFO: Fit In or **** Off
FIGMO: **** It, Got My Orders
FILTAB: **** it, let's take a break
FNG: ******* New Guy
FRED: ******* ****** Extra Dumb
FUBAR: ****** Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAR: ****** Up Beyond Any Recognition
FUMTU: ****** Up More Than Usual
G2G: Good To Go
I&I: Intoxication and Intercourse
LGH: Let's Go Home
LOST: Looking Over Strange Terrain
MARINE: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
MARINES: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
MRE: Meals Rejected by the Enemy
Navy: Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NBC: No Body Cares
OMGIF: Oh My God, I'm ******
****: Special High-Intensity Training
SNAFU: Situation Normal All ****** Up
SPFO: Some Place ******* Off
SWAG: Scientific Wild Ass Guess
TARFU: Things Are Really ****** Up
TURD: Trainee Under Rigid Discipline
USARMY: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet
USARMY: Used, Screwed, And Released My Ass, Yep
USCG: Uncle Sam's Confused Group
USMC: U Suckers Missed Christmas
USMC: Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
YMRASU (U.S. Army spelled backwards): Yes My ******** Ass Signed Up
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so how bout that local sports team...
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The legendary Aussie team that trounced team USA recently?
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My ball sack is doing that thing when it gets too cold and starts to shrink.
It's all tingly.
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My ball sack is doing that thing when it gets too cold and starts to shrink.
It's all tingly.
have you mistakenly picked the vicks jar instead of the jock itch gel jar again?
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No, you see, when a man's balls get cold, the biological reaction from his scrotum is to shrink and pull the testes up into the body in order to prevent his sperm from being exposed to the cold.
I don't think vaginas do this, which probably explains why you don't know what I'm talking about.
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no vaginas do not do this. vaginas are always warm. im lucky to have a built in heater.
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No, you see, when a man's balls get cold, the biological reaction from his scrotum is to shrink and pull the testes up into the body in order to prevent his sperm from being exposed to the cold.
I don't think vaginas do this, which probably explains why you don't know what I'm talking about.
so cold and hostile, just like your balls...
i thought you were going to let me cradle them and warm them up, but i may just make sure my hands are ice cold when you do now.....
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No, you see, when a man's balls get cold, the biological reaction from his scrotum is to shrink and pull the testes up into the body in order to prevent his sperm from being exposed to the cold.
I don't think vaginas do this, which probably explains why you don't know what I'm talking about.
Someone should create a scrotum beanie.
Keep the boys nice and warm
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It's called a cock-sock.
Or, a nice warm, moist slot.
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Scrot-eanie.
Last time I checked you don't stick your testies in there. You kids these days, doing all these new fan-dangled sexual activities.
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I don't think vaginas do this, which probably explains why you don't know what I'm talking about.
Actually lol'd, sick burn.
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I don't think vaginas do this, which probably explains why you don't know what I'm talking about.
Actually lol'd, sick burn.
If yours is burning id see your gp and get a course of penicillin
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I don't think vaginas do this, which probably explains why you don't know what I'm talking about.
Actually lol'd, sick burn.
If yours is burning id see your gp and get a course of penicillin
bazinga
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I don't think vaginas do this, which probably explains why you don't know what I'm talking about.
Actually lol'd, sick burn.
If yours is burning id see your gp and get a course of penicillin
I started that disease, But you merely adopted it; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see hygiene until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a weapon.
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dafuq
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Random modified batman quote... just cuz.
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WHERE IS IT?!
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Still lurking,i like to read spacemonkeys always informative posts.
Oh and dribble at Rii's new found hot bod ;D
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Oh and dribble at Rii's new found hot bod ;D
I got a poster of it on my bedroom wall.