Topic: Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

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have you not seen todays headlines? theres plenty wrong with spark especially since south island spark customers had their net cable cut by a farmer haha

Yeah it's really sparks fault some wooden door for a farmer cut through a cable.

I hate spark, but it definitely had nothing to do with them. Effected a huge amount of things at work for me.

its always their fault haha i have pure hatred for that company after working for them for years. i would have thought telstra had monopoly down there - or has that changed?

Reply #22050 Posted: November 01, 2014, 10:37:31 pm

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Yeah, obviously they should have made the cable more inaccessible to wooden door farmers. Like had the minimum required 7 layers of protection even. GOSH.

Reply #22051 Posted: November 02, 2014, 01:37:44 am
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Talk to chick.
Say I'm in town to have coffee.
Chick says she would have liked to join me.
Ask out for coffee, she says yes.
Chick then fronts up with "I'm seeing someone".

Rage face.

Reply #22052 Posted: November 02, 2014, 03:09:59 pm



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Talk to chick.
Say I'm in town to have coffee.
Chick says she would have liked to join me.
Ask out for coffee, she says yes.
Chick then fronts up with "I'm seeing someone".

Rage face.

Women, bro.

Women.

Reply #22053 Posted: November 02, 2014, 03:16:41 pm
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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Retardo.

Can't be arsed having coffee with women who aren't free to marry him.

Reply #22054 Posted: November 02, 2014, 04:08:56 pm

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Who said I wasn't going?

Reply #22055 Posted: November 02, 2014, 04:14:36 pm



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Did you go?


'Coz as we all know, "I'm seeing someone" don't mean shit.


my 2 cents - at my last job most of the female reps once they started making good money got fake boobs in to boost their confidence and look good.
i had the pleasure (yes it was) to have 3 of them line up in the bathroom to decide who had the most natural looking and feeling set. Found the one that was HUUUUGE felt really awkward and looked wrong, the other one looked like she had Tori spellings tit doctor. That was a highlight of such a shit job.

This post made me SO pretend mad, I just don't even.

lol girls aye!!!

Nah, mostly 'coz you didn't finish the story.

You said three, you only described two. Nor did you mention what the outcome of the judging was -.-

Did enjoy highlightbeams pun though.

Reply #22056 Posted: November 03, 2014, 01:36:10 am
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Did you go?


'Coz as we all know, "I'm seeing someone" don't mean shit.


my 2 cents - at my last job most of the female reps once they started making good money got fake boobs in to boost their confidence and look good.
i had the pleasure (yes it was) to have 3 of them line up in the bathroom to decide who had the most natural looking and feeling set. Found the one that was HUUUUGE felt really awkward and looked wrong, the other one looked like she had Tori spellings tit doctor. That was a highlight of such a shit job.

This post made me SO pretend mad, I just don't even.

lol girls aye!!!

Nah, mostly 'coz you didn't finish the story.

You said three, you only described two. Nor did you mention what the outcome of the judging was -.-

Did enjoy highlightbeams pun though.

the winner was a 14D most natural looking naturally shaped. The others were too whacky looking or just way too big for the person's frame

Reply #22057 Posted: November 04, 2014, 09:10:24 am

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So no nipples like they looked like tuning dials on the top of an old radio set? xD

Reply #22058 Posted: November 06, 2014, 08:23:25 am
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Did a girl once with great big honking tits but tiny, flat nipples.

Queue kitten going in for a feed trying to find a nipple.

Reply #22059 Posted: November 06, 2014, 09:54:04 am



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What is the moral of this story? IDGI. You're a pussy?



xD

Reply #22060 Posted: November 07, 2014, 08:33:46 am
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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Queue kitten going in for a feed trying to find a nipple.



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Last Edit: November 07, 2014, 10:33:25 am by Xsannz

Reply #22061 Posted: November 07, 2014, 08:52:06 am

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+1000000 xsannz nice one!!
Last Edit: November 07, 2014, 10:01:38 am by 420fairy

Reply #22062 Posted: November 07, 2014, 09:58:15 am

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Urgh, 2nd exam in the morning, blow my fuckin' brains out this opengl 4 shit is dry.

Reply #22063 Posted: November 09, 2014, 08:30:56 pm
"We are the majority we arent the tards, the people we pick on are." -Luse_K

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DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF

Reply #22064 Posted: November 09, 2014, 11:06:40 pm
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Pretty productive weekend.

Got an Xbox One and a girlfriend.

Reply #22065 Posted: November 10, 2014, 02:10:59 pm



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Pretty productive weekend.

Got an Xbox One and a girlfriend.



which one fits this video?



Reply #22066 Posted: November 10, 2014, 02:11:46 pm

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1. Watsky is fucking amazing.
2. I'm not sure if you're insinuating that the girl I am seeing is 'sloppy seconds'.

Choose your next words carefully.

Reply #22067 Posted: November 10, 2014, 02:17:28 pm



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Nar Rii, he's calling her a cardboard castle.


Either that or he's making absolutely no sense again

Reply #22068 Posted: November 10, 2014, 02:51:02 pm
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i had kinda hope speakman had died, what a pity

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I think xsannz is saying no matter how much Rii whores himself out, xsannz will always love him, and swallow his sloppy seconds.

Reply #22069 Posted: November 10, 2014, 05:10:07 pm

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Pretty productive weekend.

Got an Xbox One and a girlfriend.

nice acquisition well done Rii i hope she plays games

Reply #22070 Posted: November 10, 2014, 06:54:13 pm

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I think xsannz is saying no matter how much Rii whores himself out, xsannz will always love him, and swallow his sloppy seconds.

this exactly what i was going for, that and I will always play xbox with you RII, ill be your sloppy seconds when it comes to controller sharing.
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Reply #22071 Posted: November 10, 2014, 08:17:30 pm

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I just don't even.

Reply #22072 Posted: November 11, 2014, 09:25:51 am
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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I just don't even.

Don't Even?  Sloppy seconds Even?

Reply #22073 Posted: November 11, 2014, 09:27:53 am

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Reply #22074 Posted: November 11, 2014, 11:22:31 am
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.