Wrong Number

[Retardobot]

Occasionally, one of my emails gets genuine emails that were never intended to be sent to me. The email address that gets them must be either really common, or someone misses out a full stop. I've gotten emails from a guy who got given my address at a recent Comic-con after I apparently agreed to illustrate his comic book idea. I've had some invoices emailed to me and various other unimportant emails.

Today I discover this:



And this (in a separate email):

i got you from ONDL im jean 24 yrs. old  i'm originally from Chino hills CA but presently living here in Homewood Suites by Hilton Bel Air 4170 Philadelphia Rd, Bel Air, MD, i just hope that you know and your near in my place because im here for some vacation with my mom and also looking for a fuck buddy cause i haven't got sex for almost a year, since me and my bf broke up.. i just that you  can be my,, im working as a part time magazine model, take note i'm not a cam model i'm also working as a site promoter.. in my job i have to gain points to hit my target. and i'm looking for a fuck buddy that can help out in to my job not only can help but willing to help.. and if you are willing to help maybe your the one i'm looking for.. just tell me if your interested in me and if you want me to be your fuck buddy

Doing a reverse image search finds noodz.


Discuss.

I'll also use this thread to update with any other interesting emails.

[Baldesto]

pics are a pornstar Connie Carter . she is hot .
[h=2]Connie Carter[/h]

Also known as: Conny Lior, Josephine

Conny is a tall and slender brunette from the Czech Republic (born 1988) with all the right curves on the right places. She started modelling in 2007. The best part is that this beauty does not just pose naked but does hardcore aswell.

[mycoolcar]

Thanks for name.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I thought this was about those phone calls you were getting late at night with heavy breathing on the other end.



Because I don't know who has been making those.

[Pyromanik]

Black fella looks a bit like P diddy, or a young martin lawrence, or kanye or something like that. But it could be anyone because, like most white folk, I can't tell black folks apart.
I do know that Czech has a phenominal amount of hot wimmins though.

[BerG]

I was reading this thinking the fuck buddy email was from the big black guy. I don't know about you,  but I'd be on the first flight to Philadelphia to take up Connies offer.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I was reading this thinking the fuck buddy email was from the big black guy. I don't know about you,  but I'd be on the first flight to Philadelphia.

Philadelphia are where black guys are born and raised, so it would be the best place to find them.

[Speakman]

They tend to spend most of their days at the playground, which is a bit weird

[Kayne]

...Chillin' out, Maxin, Relaxin' all cool... What's wrong with them?

[deanox]

I do know that Czech has a phenominal amount of hot wimmins though.

^^This, went to Prague for a stag do a month ago, never seen so many god looking women in one place!

[BerG]

They probably just shootin' some b-ball, outside of the school.

[toofast]

I am still confused how the black guy fits into it all.

Also that chick. Damn.

[The Demon Lord]

They probably just shootin' some b-ball, outside of the school.

However, a couple of Males with Nefarious intentions started to raise a spot of commotion in the housing that is in a close geographic area to each other

[BerG]

Did we change to gentleman mode?

Ok, I got in one spot of bother and my mother got scared, she said dear boy you moving in with cousin Banks in Bel-Air.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I hailed a taxi. The registration plate displayed an alphanumeric code of FRESH and inside were a pair of dice suspended from the rear view mirror.

This taxi was quite unusual.

[BerG]

But you said "no matter. Driver, if it wasn't too much trouble, take me to my new abode at Bel-Air!"

[The Demon Lord]

I disembarked from my mode of Carriage at approximately 7:30 and remarked to the Driver that he could go about his business, whilst pointing out he had a pungent odour in his vehicle that he should address.

[Bounty Hunter]

Tait communications once CC'd me to some fairly serious business deal they were pumping out.

I opened the invoice thinking it was for me, the numbers suggested pretty fuckin' quickly it wasn't.

Obviously I emailed the sender and explained they were all G.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I am still confused how the black guy fits into it all.

It's simple.

He's looking for a fuck buddy because he has not had any sex for almost a year since he broke up with his boyfriend.

So he sent Retardo an email.

[Matt]

u being catfished son