First up on the list to fuck off are my beloved ciggys - I have struggled for a really long time to stop, have an e ciggy so we are going hard on that.
Fitness - I have not worked out at all in forever - it shows haha started doing Zumba. The goal is to get down to a more healthier weight around 57-60 kg mark
First up on the list to fuck off are my beloved ciggys - I have struggled for a really long time to stop, have an e ciggy so we are going hard on that.
Fitness - I have not worked out at all in forever - it shows haha started doing Zumba. The goal is to get down to a more healthier weight around 57-60 kg mark
I quit smoking December 18th 2009 and mostly haven't looked back.. still get the urge occasionally, had half a ciggie last year when I was a bit stressed out and got offered one. It was fucking foul, but I still think about having one now and then lol.
I'm also trying to lose weight, both via exercise and healthier eating.. bloody hard work and I'm not sure how it will go long time as I fucking hate exercise, I really resent the time it takes up, and I positively fucking loathe healthy eating. Why the fuck has someone not invented a pill that does 3 hours exercise to your body while your sitting in frot of a PC, and invented vegetables that taste like pizza and beer.. Fuck greenpeace, I want some GMO in this shizzle.
I even started playing Hearthstone LOL after being anti WOW forever
I even started playing Hearthstone LOL after being anti WOW forever
nooo we can't be friends anymore.. i still believe there was no warcraft after frozen thrones...
I even started playing Hearthstone LOL after being anti WOW forever
nooo we can't be friends anymore.. i still believe there was no warcraft after frozen thrones...
aww cmon now sannz dont be like that. how can i live without you in my life?
and lias - stop it youre making me hungry
then i'll have to slap you with my FROSTEMOURNE shaped dildo
Holy shit Fairy. Had no idea you split.
Wanna bone?
All my interesting developments happened a year or so ago, just still working on them.
At some stage I'll enter into a bodybuilding comp after 2 years of no sugar, stacks of protein and countless days spent hobbling around.
First up on the list to fuck off are my beloved ciggys - I have struggled for a really long time to stop, have an e ciggy so we are going hard on that.
Fitness - I have not worked out at all in forever - it shows haha started doing Zumba. The goal is to get down to a more healthier weight around 57-60 kg mark
I quit smoking December 18th 2009 and mostly haven't looked back.. still get the urge occasionally, had half a ciggie last year when I was a bit stressed out and got offered one. It was fucking foul, but I still think about having one now and then lol.
I'm also trying to lose weight, both via exercise and healthier eating.. bloody hard work and I'm not sure how it will go long time as I fucking hate exercise, I really resent the time it takes up, and I positively fucking loathe healthy eating. Why the fuck has someone not invented a pill that does 3 hours exercise to your body while your sitting in frot of a PC, and invented vegetables that taste like pizza and beer.. Fuck greenpeace, I want some GMO in this shizzle.
First up on the list to fuck off are my beloved ciggys - I have struggled for a really long time to stop, have an e ciggy so we are going hard on that.
Fitness - I have not worked out at all in forever - it shows haha started doing Zumba. The goal is to get down to a more healthier weight around 57-60 kg mark
I quit smoking December 18th 2009 and mostly haven't looked back.. still get the urge occasionally, had half a ciggie last year when I was a bit stressed out and got offered one. It was fucking foul, but I still think about having one now and then lol.
I'm also trying to lose weight, both via exercise and healthier eating.. bloody hard work and I'm not sure how it will go long time as I fucking hate exercise, I really resent the time it takes up, and I positively fucking loathe healthy eating. Why the fuck has someone not invented a pill that does 3 hours exercise to your body while your sitting in frot of a PC, and invented vegetables that taste like pizza and beer.. Fuck greenpeace, I want some GMO in this shizzle.
I also fucking hate 'doing exercise' or 'working out'. Fuck that noise. The key for me is team sport.
Do something fun, meet good people and have a blast. The team environment keeps you motivated to keep going/do better etc.
Hockey getting a bit hard now (too much of an unskilled fat fuck these days, lol), so switched to rowing recently. Fucking love it.
That and walking (w/ public transport if too far), that's the key I reckon.
You'll need to take that up with my resident window lurker Nostargate, its been his post for several years now, I am unsure if he is willing to work it out via a roster or whether you will have to duel him and fight to the death
You'll need to take that up with my resident window lurker Nostargate, its been his post for several years now, I am unsure if he is willing to work it out via a roster or whether you will have to duel him and fight to the death
you assume i didn't already kill him and impersonate him for the last month or so, haven't you noticed the stains are different shaped or the sudden sticky moistness of you car door handles
When you saw me at xLAN a few years back, I must've been around 75KG with absolutely no muscle tone to me. When I started I lost a few kilos of fat, went down to 71 and have managed to put on enough muscle that has taken me to 87KG.
Goal is to be a lean 90 which means bulking until I hit around 97-98KG.
When you saw me at xLAN a few years back, I must've been around 75KG with absolutely no muscle tone to me. When I started I lost a few kilos of fat, went down to 71 and have managed to put on enough muscle that has taken me to 87KG.
Goal is to be a lean 90 which means bulking until I hit around 97-98KG.
I still remember you as that skinny guy at xLan.
Next time I see you I'm be all 'who's dis guy'?
Wow rowing fuck that must burn hard. I speed walk alot, and am in heels for most of the day. I stand on tiptoes to try and work calves and pretty much go up and down the stairs non stop. By end of the day calves are buuuurning. I dont want to get like she hulk or anything slim and everything fits in well. Im not exactly the tallest person in the world so need to be careful with what kind of excercises i do so i dont end up with league player thighs. Just want to shrink down a to a sz 10 or 12 on a binge day, and sit around the 57-60kg mark would make me super happy.
Like rowing actual rowing or rowing machine
i am the laziest fuck i know but it has to be done. I dont want to end up being fucking huge and unable to find my vagina.
i agree, rio if i looked like your second pic i would be on my back getting laid all the time.. the third pic not so much....
also much explaining now to colleagues as you did not spoiler and say NSFW
got weighed today have lost alot more than anticipated 6.8kg in less than 9 days.
I have also just started to try to loose weight, 119kg :(. about 8 months ago I was 118kg and dropped to 94kgs but was silly and put it back on! but this time Im going to break 90 and keep it off :D!
I have also just started to try to loose weight, 119kg :(. about 8 months ago I was 118kg and dropped to 94kgs but was silly and put it back on! but this time Im going to break 90 and keep it off :D!
Do you have a buddy to excercise with or doing it alone?
I have also just started to try to loose weight, 119kg :(. about 8 months ago I was 118kg and dropped to 94kgs but was silly and put it back on! but this time Im going to break 90 and keep it off :D!
Do you have a buddy to excercise with or doing it alone?
sometimes solo is more fun you don't have the pressure to please the other person :P
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clothes is how im gauging how much im losing :) scales suck ass
legs and waist most noticeable(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef655eB2k1rbqdiwo1_500.png)
You guys are a bunch of fuckin' creeps.
Go have a wank or something.
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legs and waist most noticeable
no lias haha smh
You guys are a bunch of fuckin' creeps.
Go have a wank or something.
You need to dial back the serious rape vibe you're giving off.
You need to dial back the serious rape vibe you're giving off.
Alright.
Keep doing what you're doing. Just doesn't illustrate the best picture for any other female gamers who feel like visiting the community.
Anyone reading half the banter between XSANNZ and I without knowing the background could think we lived in a sadomasochistic gay relationship where surprise buttsex was common and we kept Codex in a basement dungeon for rape orgies.
Anyone reading half the banter between XSANNZ and I without knowing the background could think we lived in a sadomasochistic gay relationship where surprise buttsex was common and we kept Codex in a basement dungeon for rape orgies.
Wait,
Are you telling me that this ISN'T True?!?!
All this Time...
I feel so deceived....
Anyone reading half the banter between XSANNZ and I without knowing the background could think we lived in a sadomasochistic gay relationship where surprise buttsex was common and we kept Codex in a basement dungeon for rape orgies.
Wait,
Are you telling me that this ISN'T True?!?!
All this Time...
I feel so deceived....
Anyone reading half the banter between XSANNZ and I without knowing the background could think we lived in a sadomasochistic gay relationship where surprise buttsex was common and we kept Codex in a basement dungeon for rape orgies.
Wait,
Are you telling me that this ISN'T True?!?!
All this Time...
I feel so deceived....
Well the Codex part is true at any rate.
It's not just female gamers being discouraged from browsing this place, it's adults.
It's not just female gamers being discouraged from browsing this place, it's adults.
Fuck, I'm agreeing with Zarkov...
This place has seriously gone downhill, combination of the crap shitting up this thread (among many others), all the GMod stuff and the lack of any actual games worth playing.
The kind of stuff exhibited in this thread is definitely a big, if not the biggest, factor behind the extinction of the former regulars...
I used to reckon that GP was a good gauge of where the tone of this forum should be.
If it wasn't acceptable there, it wouldn't be acceptable at ICONZ, Gamerhub etc.
Let's face it, it's not a high bar.
It's not just female gamers being discouraged from browsing this place, it's adults.
It's not just female gamers being discouraged from browsing this place, it's adults.
Fuck, I'm agreeing with Zarkov...
This place has seriously gone downhill, combination of the crap shitting up this thread (among many others), all the GMod stuff and the lack of any actual games worth playing.
The kind of stuff exhibited in this thread is definitely a big, if not the biggest, factor behind the extinction of the former regulars...
possibly but i think not i have seen worse threads over at GP on occasion, firstly the regulars were extinct or did not return when the forums reformed, and secondly i think yes the gmod influx ruffled a few feathers.
however there have always been threads like this one and banter and candour of this nature in threads there has been for years.
The older I get, the filthier I get.. My aim in life is to be Baldesto.
The older I get, the filthier I get.. My aim in life is to be Baldesto.
lord help us should the two ever meet. there will be a smut explosion.
The older I get, the filthier I get.. My aim in life is to be Baldesto.
lord help us should the two ever meet. there will be a smut explosion.
Me and Baldy have met quite a few times at LAN's. He's a genuine good cunt :-)
But BF2 was never that great anyway.. 2142 was where it was at..They were both great.
But BF2 was never that great anyway.. 2142 was where it was at..
You wash your fucking mouth out right now, BF2 was fucking great, this place was pumping full on BF2 players, servers were cranking dramas, lols, shens, funtimes and many friends were made. infact if it werent for bf2 i wouldnt know 3/4 of you guys so you take that back
I agree with Speakman, Zarkov, Rii et al.(http://www.getsome.co.nz/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=87819.0;attach=8769;image)
But let's face it, this forum is effectively and irreversibly dead. Is there any point trying to fix it?
You wash your fucking mouth out right now, BF2 was fucking great, this place was pumping full on BF2 players, servers were cranking dramas, lols, shens, funtimes and many friends were made. infact if it werent for bf2 i wouldnt know 3/4 of you guys so you take that back
Yes, I shall bring the soap to wash out your heinous mouth.
BF2 rocked, knife fights in the square and all.
Deep down a kind of admired you, Zarkov.(http://www.getsome.co.nz/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=87819.0;attach=8771)
You did the hard job.
But BF2 was never that great anyway.. 2142 was where it was at..
It's interesting how much nostalgia there still is for this forum.
Given how many different owners it's had, and how many tribulations have been visited upon it.
I guess it's understandable that you retain some affection for a place and people who've been part of your life for so long.
In my case that's around 10 years, and I've been privileged to see some of you grow up, get married, have kids etc.
People like Retardo, who was an irritating young weirdo back then, and is an irritating older weirdo now.
I came to ICONZ wanting to know more about Counter Strike that I played back then, and still do.
I stayed, and so did he, and a lot of other people besides.
Maybe it's not the end, just another chapter.
They all pale before the epic majesty, king of all BF games, that was Bad Company 2.
FUCKING BSOD AND PUNKBUSTER
FUCKING BSOD AND PUNKBUSTER
Not my fault you can't build a stable rig :-P
They all pale before the epic majesty, king of all BF games, that was Bad Company 2.
They all pale before the epic majesty, king of all BF games, that was Bad Company 2.
BC2 got me back into FPS and into online Multiplayer - good times
Why you heff to be mad? (Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A#)They all pale before the epic majesty, king of all BF games, that was Bad Company 2.
fuck of that was the most rage inducing version.. FUCKING BSOD AND PUNKBUSTER
although i did enjoy the rage fest of raping my entire NS crew with a uses so much so codes rage quit and you threatened to come to tech and knife me.
Oh my word. SMR.
I can't even.
I have Jandle on Facebook. He's got himself an Irish lass (wife) and is forever battling the UK immigration system.
totally used to living alone and enjoying it quite a bit. still steering clear of the meat market.
put it on 2016 resolution list...totally used to living alone and enjoying it quite a bit. still steering clear of the meat market.
And yet you are posting here....
Congrats on the weight loss, I could do with shedding a few KGs myself, but its on my list of things to do
Would post a pic but Lias is around
Yes Lias its because youre black. Im almost there so once i hit the goal then i shall upload. Or you could be my FB friend haha like Rii is, he gets my bikini shots.
and Demon - this aint a meat market this is my home
hahaha yes I see that!!!
Fairy sends me tit pics.
Bangin' rack.
Fairy sends me tit pics.
Bangin' rack.
Awesome work on continuing to turn up the heat. You've got the right attitude and the motivation to go hard.
I had a slump for the past 2 weeks (was still in the gym 4 times a week) but wasn't pushing myself as hard. Past week has seen me back in the swing of big lifting. Back to adding a couple of kilos to my deadlift each week and doing a better job of keeping a record of reps/sets.
If you lose any more weight your pants will fall down.
If you lose any more weight your pants will fall down.
At 82kg I can pack away whatever I want and not feel guilty because any weight I put on is a bonus. So it's pizza this weekend.
Mad respect, Fairy. Clap dem cheeks, girl.
Mrs. is on her own journey now. She's gone from a size 16 to a size 10. Squats and deadlifts like a king and is making me nervous with my leg press game (she's making gains fast).
I'm gaining, but it's all fat - 85kg to 94kg in the past 18 months. When I lived in Chch I used to do a heap of walking, we lived in Richmond and I would walk to the CBD or the Palms almost every day, the car hardly ever got used. Since moving to Dunedin we now live on the top of a hill so I find myself driving to most places.
and furious masturbation to try and sweat more haha
i have achieved 3/4 of my goal so far so im not far away from what i set out to do
lost more on the waist than what i originally wanted thats cool instead of a 30 inch im sitting on 29 may just go to 28 and call it a day. Dress size originally a 14 now sitting at a size 8 quite comfortably
Weight only 4 kg to go and ill be sitting at 55kg
well done Bert and Rii :)
i have achieved 3/4 of my goal so far so im not far away from what i set out to do
lost more on the waist than what i originally wanted thats cool instead of a 30 inch im sitting on 29 may just go to 28 and call it a day. Dress size originally a 14 now sitting at a size 8 quite comfortably
Weight only 4 kg to go and ill be sitting at 55kg
well done Bert and Rii :)
Awesome! counting down those kgs! :D!!!!!
Put 1 up with nothing on so we can see better :)
I just started my drug withdrawal, 3 years on tramadol (opiate), last 3 months have been slowly reducing the dosage and now I'm in no mans land. 36 hours and I feel like absolute crap, hot sweats, cold sweats, aches & cramps, shakes and can't sleep to fucking save myself. But 1 night down and hopefully only a few weeks of it getting easier and easier then I am home free!
I got no idea how hard out addicts get over shit, props to them.
GW Berg.
Buy a powerful motorbike and ride it as fast as you can go.
It's hell fun.
I just got back from the Bay of Islands on this one.
Put 1 up with nothing on so we can see better :)
I just started my drug withdrawal, 3 years on tramadol (opiate), last 3 months have been slowly reducing the dosage and now I'm in no mans land. 36 hours and I feel like absolute crap, hot sweats, cold sweats, aches & cramps, shakes and can't sleep to fucking save myself. But 1 night down and hopefully only a few weeks of it getting easier and easier then I am home free!
I got no idea how hard out addicts get over shit, props to them.
Going well, think I am over the worst of it now, long weekend away helped and sent myself to bed after a few massive pints of Gin!
Next steps booked, CT scans and see my surgeon on 30th, hopefully he can figure it out. To put it simply I haven't had a pain free day in over 3 years and it's been a constant battle for the last 20 years, every morning and night is like having2 severely sprained ankles, I hate getting out of bed in the morning!
nope, I'm going to have them set in resin for door stops!
it's 100% joint/bone related, I have already had my subtalar joint removed in each ankle and now it's spreading to surrounding joints. I'll either be looking at a full ankle (triple) arthrodesis, complete ankle replacement or absolute worst case will be chopping the fuckers off but I would go through nerve removal etc before I get that far so I just can't feel it at all, if the surgeon said to me I could have 100% pain free life by chopping my feet off and having prosthetic terminator feet I would seriously consider it, but alas that's wishful thinking I don't think it will be that simple.
I pretty much have the ankle joints of a 100yo
Me and the Mrs are looking at getting a place in the next few months. Have missed an adult living situation so much over the past year.
Building a new gaming PC after a few years on console.
Still making gym gains (curling 40kg for hypertrophy, was doing 40Kg for strength close to 6 months ago).
(Making a second post via 'quick reply' because the forums are fucked - 'replying' or 'modifying' a post breaks up the form and causes the text box to spew out to the right removing the post button).
Now it's working fine again...
Um.. right... ok then...
Me and the Mrs are looking at getting a place in the next few months. Have missed an adult living situation so much over the past year.
Building a new gaming PC after a few years on console.
Still making gym gains (curling 40kg for hypertrophy, was doing 40Kg for strength close to 6 months ago).
Nice James nice progress!! Im looking at the opposite - finding a flattie to live with ugh
Me and the Mrs are looking at getting a place in the next few months. Have missed an adult living situation so much over the past year.
Building a new gaming PC after a few years on console.
Still making gym gains (curling 40kg for hypertrophy, was doing 40Kg for strength close to 6 months ago).
Nice James nice progress!! Im looking at the opposite - finding a flattie to live with ugh
Flat with me - I will charge no rent, as long as you will be a permenant babysitter
The one thing I regret (only one) when I went lone-wolf for a year was not renting my own place. I decided against it because I thought I didn't want to pay full rent, but looking back on it now and the crap that I had to put up with when I went back into a flatmate situation, paying full rent and living on my own would have been heaven.
I'm just lucky I've managed to bunk up with a girl who games more than me, lifts as much as I do and doesn't judge when I take a 45 minute dump.
I have been accustomed to like walking naked/half naked etc....
I have been accustomed to like walking naked/half naked etc....
You need a live web-cam..........
Hard to get good flat mates, I have a married couple, but they were already friends of mine so that made it easy.
Ask for references! The previous flatmate I told to leave, I mean who leaves poo marks on the SEAT! (on 3 separate occasions!)
There are things that happen in my world that only someone who knows me well enough would understand :)
There are things that happen in my world that only someone who knows me well enough would understand :)
CROSSDRESSING MIDGET WRESTLING PORN
Pitchey stars in a lot of them
nope, I'm going to have them set in resin for door stops!
will you have your nads bronzed and hung on the door as a knocker as well
Hes been married for years. They're long gone
Damn you know me too well Growler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn you know me too well Growler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dammit! Have you been selling our movies again Fairy?
It's 200 lashes with a wet tissue for you when I get back!
Damn you know me too well Growler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dammit! Have you been selling our movies again Fairy?
It's 200 lashes with a wet tissue for you when I get back!
Back off Patchy, don't talk about my wifey like that, go find someone or something else to rub one out to.
Also, that is your first and final warning, don't make me come back there!
Back off Patchy, don't talk about my wifey like that, go find someone or something else to rub one out to.
Also, that is your first and final warning, don't make me come back there!
Damn you know me too well Growler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dammit! Have you been selling our movies again Fairy?
It's 200 lashes with a wet tissue for you when I get back!
Back off Patchy, don't talk about my wifey like that, go find someone or something else to rub one out to.
Also, that is your first and final warning, don't make me come back there!
I see you just met the missus pitchey
Me and the Mrs are looking at getting a place in the next few months. Have missed an adult living situation so much over the past year.
Building a new gaming PC after a few years on console.
Still making gym gains (curling 40kg for hypertrophy, was doing 40Kg for strength close to 6 months ago).
Nice James nice progress!! Im looking at the opposite - finding a flattie to live with ugh
Flat with me - I will charge no rent, as long as you will be a permenant babysitter
Aww thanks demon but i dont think babysitting your child will ease the pain of me losing mine :(
Me and the Mrs are looking at getting a place in the next few months. Have missed an adult living situation so much over the past year.
Building a new gaming PC after a few years on console.
Still making gym gains (curling 40kg for hypertrophy, was doing 40Kg for strength close to 6 months ago).
Nice James nice progress!! Im looking at the opposite - finding a flattie to live with ugh
Flat with me - I will charge no rent, as long as you will be a permenant babysitter
Aww thanks demon but i dont think babysitting your child will ease the pain of me losing mine :(
Offer Still stands...
And don't worry about walking round naked - I do it all the time, so does the wife - we aren't prudes
Lol patchey
Lol patchey
She's spent so long in Australia, it's addled her brain!
What a great read, well done everyone.I's areet holmes. Eech ta thea own :>
I'm down 10kg on 6 months ago. At one point I was down ~17kg but then Christmas and homebrewing happened.
Lots of exercise over the last month and a half and I haven't lost weight but I'm much fitter. Just starting to address diet again now.
Sorry about the neg rep Pyro, you just wouldnt shut up about those tomatos.
Next steps booked, CT scans and see my surgeon on 30th
Next steps booked, CT scans and see my surgeon on 30th
So the good news is the original surgery is sweet, but the surrounding joints are now bone on bone and my achillies is on the go as well.
So now a MRI, 2 x X-ray live injections to see the workings of the joint with the likely outcome being further fusions! YAY! But in all honesty if it gets me pain free I will be happy. After this round of surgery I would have spent close to 70 weeks of my life in casts, 35 each leg, then probably double that in boots, and double again swollen and learning to walk again.
This is what each foot could end up like, I am hoping for a much less evasive screwing thou.
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Next steps booked, CT scans and see my surgeon on 30th
So the good news is the original surgery is sweet, but the surrounding joints are now bone on bone and my achillies is on the go as well.
So now a MRI, 2 x X-ray live injections to see the workings of the joint with the likely outcome being further fusions! YAY! But in all honesty if it gets me pain free I will be happy. After this round of surgery I would have spent close to 70 weeks of my life in casts, 35 each leg, then probably double that in boots, and double again swollen and learning to walk again.
This is what each foot could end up like, I am hoping for a much less evasive screwing thou.
([url]http://surgicaltechniques.jbjs.org/content/jbjsest/os-92/Supplement_1_Part_1/20/F16.large.jpg[/url])
Pretty sure everyone (interested) will get a look in, time permitting.
Well I wasn't trying to be a creepy fuck, but it seems you chaps have doubled my entendre.
So many answers to this statement it's not funny.
Something about going down.
Something about not needing to, I'll come up...
Something about not needing to go down, fun sized means there's no need.
Something self abasing about hitting new lows in life.
Something about being too high
Something about being so high you can't reach me.
Something about being so high you coming down would ruin a buzz.
No but really
Something about me being in the UK.
Yeah, well you got married for a start. I don't know how many of us would have picked that ;)
Yeah, well you got married for a start. I don't know how many of us would have picked that ;)
+1 rep for you haha
Hasn't changed much, last I talked to him, haha.
That was a while ago though, and just over steam.
He and Katcho were right riots together IRL.
Super about as hyperactive as you can get, and Katch just about as laid back as you can get. It was the kinda shit sitcoms get made about.
Almost ALMOST THERE :) stoked 27 inch waist booyah just a smidgeon more
If you plan on moving anywhere within the US, Fairy - start doing your homework now (even if you don't imagine moving anywhere for the next year). I've gone through this, had friends go through this and all have given up because they have been brick-walled due to the USA's immigration policy, despite being categorised as individuals with "special skills".
No idea how she is going to explain where she was or how she was in the US in that 10 year gap of being an illegal...
If you get married for a green card, getting married on US soil as a 'foreigner' will make US immigration very sketchy and they'll make it harder for you to prove your marriage is legitimate.
Get your US hunk over, marry him on NZ soil then go back with him. Or, I believe you can apply for a visa as a fiancee of a US citizen so you are granted 'citizenship' until which time you marry (within a certain amount of time).
OR - just overstay. Got a good friend who has a sister who has lived in the US for the past 10 years after her 3 months tourist visa ran out. She has only JUST married her US husband which in theory will give her a better chance at citizenship (marriage doesn't always give you a straight shot at a green card). No idea how she is going to explain where she was or how she was in the US in that 10 year gap of being an illegal...
How are the rest of you coming along with your life changes?
I have had more than my fair share of offers and stalkers yep I now have 3. Yay not.
I have had more than my fair share of offers and stalkers yep I now have 3. Yay not.
You could have some fun with your stalkers, set them impossible tasks and quests etc, in order to win your heart.
Tell them to meet you at a local park dressed as furries etc, film the meeting from a distance, that sort of thing.
When you get bored with it, you could just strip them naked and lock them in a dark room with some box cutters.
Promise that the one that comes out will get your hand in marriage.
That should do it.
I have had more than my fair share of offers and stalkers yep I now have 3. Yay not.
You could have some fun with your stalkers, set them impossible tasks and quests etc, in order to win your heart.
Tell them to meet you at a local park dressed as furries etc, film the meeting from a distance, that sort of thing.
When you get bored with it, you could just strip them naked and lock them in a dark room with some box cutters.
Promise that the one that comes out will get your hand in marriage.
That should do it.
I have made some insanely huge life changing decisions - for the better clearly.
Quite possibly the biggest decision I have ever made in my entire life - this has led to other positive decisions being made and its full steam ahead!
First up on the list to fuck off are my beloved ciggys - I have struggled for a really long time to stop, have an e ciggy so we are going hard on that.
Fitness - I have not worked out at all in forever - it shows haha started doing Zumba. The goal is to get down to a more healthier weight around 57-60 kg mark
I even started playing Hearthstone LOL after being anti WOW forever
My big decision is still affecting many aspects of my life, but I am hoping that comes to stop soon so I can go hard on doing a full 360deg circle of change.
What if any massive decisions life changing ones have you guys made recently?
congrats of what you have succeeded in doing so far Fairy - its never an easy task to change ones life as much as you have.
i have had a little bit of a change in the last 5 months - firstly i got down to 96kgs - which means ive lost 12kg since feb and i now dont have an ass... :)
that was followed by the the wife and I expecting our first tike - not due till march next year so i will still have some time for gaming, and then ending with the purchase of our first house - moving day is under two weeks are we havent started packing yet...
i now feel soo old and responsible
So March is getting closer and closer buddy - how are you guys doing? You got everything sussed? Has the missus gone into crazy nesting mode?
So March is getting closer and closer buddy - how are you guys doing? You got everything sussed? Has the missus gone into crazy nesting mode?
we are getting there - just a nursing chair left to suss out. And nesting mode has been engaged. Also getting the childcare sorted for later in the year when we both have to be back at work. Becs goes back to work at the start of september but i am taking the care of hte baby until first week of october. Im quite lucky in that my work gives me 10 weeks paid paternity leave - so i have split it up 5 weeks once he is born and then 5 weeks at the end.
No progress pics sorry, Tish.
I over trained, apparently stressed out my nervous system and was told to lay off the gym for a while (was fatiguing into my first set on everything).
Did my first circuit the other day after a bit of time off and almost died, hah.
Also, where'd you go on Facebook? Did you disappear?
need more sausage less taco imo
Like one big happy family.need more sausage less taco imo
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need more sausage less taco imo
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need more sausage less taco imo
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I approve of this!!!
so on tuesday morning the wife gave birth to our first kid - a baby boy. Mum and baby are coming home tomorrow hopefully.
And for her I am so sorry but your vagina is never going to look the same again
And for her I am so sorry but your vagina is never going to look the same again
As a wise man once said, watching your lady give birth is a bit like watching your favourite pub burn down.
he's actually pretty chill atm - heel prick test didnt faze him at all - no crying or anything.
also having a look at the placenta after the birth was pretty cool.
he's actually pretty chill atm - heel prick test didnt faze him at all - no crying or anything.
also having a look at the placenta after the birth was pretty cool.
so on tuesday morning the wife gave birth to our first kid - a baby boy. Mum and baby are coming home tomorrow hopefully.
he's actually pretty chill atm - heel prick test didnt faze him at all - no crying or anything.
also having a look at the placenta after the birth was pretty cool.
did you keep it to bury later in a pot plant? did that with annmarie's :) and how were you when bubs got the test? most dads i know wanna beat the midwife haha
Welcome to the club - We passed the 1 year milestone last week.
Life changing decisions?
Anal.
Life changing decisions?
Anal.
So all that effort chasing after women was a waste of time?You have a lot to learn in life. These things are not mutually exclusive.
Life changing decisions?
Anal.
So all that effort chasing after women was a waste of time?
Life changing decisions?
Anal.
So all that effort chasing after women was a waste of time?
Life changing decisions?
Anal.
So all that effort chasing after women was a waste of time?
Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's my second fave kitty in the world going?
Life changing decisions?
Anal.
So all that effort chasing after women was a waste of time?
Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's my second fave kitty in the world going?
Classic kitty. Still smashing internet youths.
*Swiping. He misses most of the time.Has he been hanging around in Palmy too? Trying to swipe kids.
Life changing decisions?
Anal.
So all that effort chasing after women was a waste of time?
Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's my second fave kitty in the world going?
I'm good, just had to drop by to insult Retardo.
You still haven't had lunch with me you little tart.
*Swiping. He misses most of the time.Has he been hanging around in Palmy too? Trying to swipe kids.
Spacemonkey has kids?
I leave you guys for a few measly years and you all end up getting old.
Waiting for kids to get old enough to get them into gaming,
Then I can get back into gaming.
Fucking stereotypes,Waiting for kids to get old enough to get them into gaming,
Then I can get back into gaming.
You should have stuck to public masturbation and poo flinging.