favourite quotes

[Tiwaking!]

Would you choose one life over one thousand, sir?
I refuse to let arithmetic decide questions like that.

[Tiwaking!]

What is the difference between an actor and a movie star?
An actor is somebody who pretends to be somebody else. A movie star is somebody prtends somebody else is them

[Tiwaking!]

THQ has not taken a principled stand. It has simply looked down in the bed it has made, and announced it prefers sleeping on the couch.

[Tiwaking!]

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.

[Tiwaking!]

You have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.

[Chilli]

" Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage and a little bit of milk, they can keep a girl's stomach full for 9 months "

[Tiwaking!]

Albert Einstein (at the crowds surrounding their limousine): What does it mean?
Charlie Chaplin: Nothing

[Tiwaking!]

Chess is a game by its form, an art by its content and a science by the difficulty of gaining mastery in it. Chess can convey as much happiness as a good book or work of music can. However, it is necessary to learn to play well and only afterwards will one experience real delight

[Tiwaking!]

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.

[Tiwaking!]

Before seeking victory, first make yourself invulnerable to defeat.

[Chilli]

" Indecision is the key to flexibility."

[Tiwaking!]

All of the great religions were first preached, and long practiced, in a world without chloroform!

[Tiwaking!]

In order for non-violence to work, your opponent must have a conscience.

[Tiwaking!]

Who gives the fuck about the graphics if the gameplays a piece of shit?

[Tiwaking!]

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

[Tiwaking!]

The moon steals its shine from the sun, and no one ever gets the two confused

[Tiwaking!]

You're not a Jehovahs Witness now are you? Because Im in the Jehovahs Witness protection program

[Tiwaking!]

Academics thrive on analysing situations they'll never be in.

[Tiwaking!]

Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything unseemly

[Tiwaking!]

"Actors are cattle"
"I said 'Actors should be treated like cattle'."

[Tiwaking!]

'Attention Deficit Disorder' was coined by people who insist that you have got to do the same thing every time, every day, which drives some of us nuts. We need a more positive term for that. Hummingbird mind, I should think.

[Tiwaking!]

Someday one of these companies is going to grow up from a fledgling, user-loving baby startup and get lots of traction and then…and then…wait…think hard…No! We will not screw over the users.

[Tiwaking!]

For those who are concerned about me, please don't be - I love Groupon, and I'm terribly proud of what we've created. I'm OK with having failed at this part of the journey. If Groupon was Battletoads, it would be like I made it all the way to the Terra Tubes without dying on my first ever play through

[Tiwaking!]

I guess you could say I've always been alone. I mean, they say I'm the smartest man in the world, but the truth is I've often felt stupid at being unable to relate to anybody. Well... anyone living, that is.

[Tiwaking!]

Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!