favourite quotes

[Tiwaking!]

The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no association will take place

[Tiwaking!]

I'm bad, like the movie "Attack of the Clones"
I'm dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home

[Tiwaking!]

Print is dead

[Tiwaking!]

In such a world of conflict, a world of victims and executioners, it is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of the executioners

[Tiwaking!]

The Empire of China is an old, crazy, first-rate Man of War, which a fortunate succession of able and vigilant officers have contrived to keep afloat for these hundred and fifty years past, and to overawe their neighbours merely by her bulk and appearance

[Tiwaking!]

The only way you can control people is to lie to them

[Tiwaking!]

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered

[Tiwaking!]

You want the viewer to react emotionally to a contestant. Whether he reacts favorably or negatively is really not that important. The important thing is that he react. He should watch a contestant, hoping that the contestant will win or he should watch the contestant, hoping the contestant will lose

[Tiwaking!]

Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedom

[Tiwaking!]

To be honest, Sampat Pal Devi shouldn't be considered a badass. She only earns that title by doing what everyone should do in her situation, because in this particular aspect of badassery - social activism - the bar is so goddamn low that 99% of the population has not only tripped over it, but are also just laying on the ground looking for someone else to help them back up.

[Tiwaking!]

A nation that makes a great distinction between its scholars and its warriors will have its laws made by cowards and its wars fought by fools

[Tiwaking!]

No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

[Tiwaking!]

Yes, my pronounciation is going to get very good, very handsome

[Tiwaking!]

I was paranoid about game rentals and kids beating the game over the weekend. So.. I.. uh... made it hard

[Tiwaking!]

a game is a series of interesting decisions

[Tiwaking!]

Be boring and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your work

[Tiwaking!]

No one lives more lives than the actor. Movie making is like geometry and I hated maths. But this kind of jigsaw I relish

[Tiwaking!]

Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a Gentleman is a matter of choice

[Tiwaking!]

Almost all the literature in the first 150 years or so focused on what could be called the Character Ethic as the foundation of success-things like integrity, humility, fidelity, temperance, courage, justice, patience, industry, simplicity, modesty, and the Golden Rule

[Oddball]

My favourite quote is an oddity in musical history.

The quote is as follows:

We don't need no education

However, it appears that pink floyd do indeed need education, as their song includes the use of a double negative.

[Pyromanik]

And shit grammar, indicitive of lower English social classes.
Which I guess is kinda the point, as it also infers echos of the mentality generally associated with bottom feeding scumbags (aka social parasites).

[Tiwaking!]

By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.

[Tiwaking!]

When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal

[Tiwaking!]

Charity is one of the nobler human motivations. The act of reaching into one's own pockets to help a fellow man in need is praiseworthy and laudable. Reaching into someone else's pocket is despicable and worthy of condemnation.

[Tiwaking!]

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.