Suspicion is one thing, but it takes a man like Geoff Goldblum to actually fly up to that bitch, connect to the mothership WITH HIS LAPTOP, INTERFACE WITH THE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY INFECTING IT WITH A VIRUS THAT NOT EVEN SPACENORTON CAN QUARANTINE, ALLOWING HARRY CONNICK JNR TO BLOW UP THE INVADING FORCE WITH A BAND OF FIGHTER JETS INVENTED IN THE EARLY SEVENTIES.
Well, according to Mr. Lear, gravity on the moon is in fact 2/3 of ours on earth, so not as far as you might think. And since the moon people have generated their own gravity field on the far side, probably only as far as he can here.
There is a civilization of human beings who live on the Moon. This is the biggest and best kept secret on earth.
The nearside of the Moon, which is the side that faces earth, appears to be a desolate and unoccupied.
The farside of the moon, which also has a breathable atmosphere also has lakes, rivers, forests, snow-capped mountains and life as we know it here on earth.
Most of mankinds misconceptions about the moon have been carefully and systematically fed to us over thousands of years.
I'm kind of reluctant to admit it in public, but I think HAARP is very, very bad news. Like a lot of things it all comes down to scale. We live on a small planet that could theoretically be manipulated quite easily.
Tesla is coming back to bite us my friends!
Can't say that chemtrails weigh too heavily on my mind, but again, in our relatively small landscape, an idea like that could be easily implemented.
When dogs get bored they lick the fur off of their forearms or chew small objects (or furniture if you're unlucky or trees if you have danes). Dogs do not chew on cars out of boredom.
This is my own little theory, and probably holds no real merit, but does the front of the car look like a face? With gritted teeth? "Day 9. I'm still here, but I can only wonder for how much longer. Will it come for me while I sleep? Who knows how this creature assaults its victims? It may merely wait for me behind the clothesline, only to pummel me with those grotesque, round feet. God those feet.... black as the darkest night. It's expression....never....changes. Ever.
Truly, a nightmare has descended upon this home.
I cannot await my fate any longer. I will strike tonight.
Now, before you say "eeeew!" remember that sweet and salty tastes are often pretty great together. Chocolate covered pretzels, say. Or salted butter caramels. Or peanut-butter cookies. Sweet plus salty makes them multi-dimensional and more exciting to the tongue. And crunchy bacon bits on a chocolate cake offer a third dimension... sweet + salty + savory. Very exciting!
Some approached cautiously, but everyone who tried the chocolate bacon cake proclaimed enjoyment. Some went back for seconds. In the end, not a single slice went unclaimed.
