Topic: !!!!! Competition to buy my PC - highest bidder wins FREE!!!!!

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In a desperate attempt to get back my love for gaming, I bought this supercomputer from NASA. However, Im just not enjoying gaming anymore, so am selling this PC to go back to my laptop. It was hardly used for games, mostly just pornography (amateur, fantasy, animal).

Someone buy it, please.

This is what is in it and what I paid.

1 x Corsair Carbide Series 300R Black Mid Tower Chassis @ $139.95 = $139.95
1 x Samsung 840 EVO Series 250GB 2.5" SATA3 SSD (MZ-7TE250BW) @ $249.95 = $249.95
1 x Mushkin Blackline FrostByte 8GB (2x4GB) DDR3-1600 CL9 (996995) @ $159.95 = $159.95
1 x Seasonic G Series 650W 80Plus Gold Power Supply (SSR-650RM) @ $199.95 = $199.95
1 x Intel Haswell Core i5 4670K 3.40GHz 6MB LGA1150 @ $319.95 = $319.95
1 x ASUS Z87-C Intel Z87 ATX Haswell LGA1150 Motherboard @ $199.95 = $199.95
1 x Sapphire AMD Radeon R9 270X Dual-X 2GB GDDR5 PCI-E3.0 (11217-01-25G) @ $309.95 = $309.95
1 x ASUS DRW-24D3ST Green DVD Writer SATA @ $49.95 = $49.95

Posted: April 09, 2015, 07:31:50 pm

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Highest bidders wins free what?


I'll give you $20 for the graphics card.

Reply #1 Posted: April 10, 2015, 06:01:28 am

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about $1600 what you paid..

How long ago?

3/5 devaluation gives roughly $960.

Ill bid $600 for the lot.. (I know cheap shot but i have kids and they drain my expendable money) its buy this or a Xbox one..

Reply #2 Posted: April 10, 2015, 06:20:52 am

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Does it include the amateur fantasy animal pornography?

Reply #3 Posted: April 10, 2015, 06:38:14 am

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Also, what's all this about?

$139.95 = $139.95
$249.95 = $249.95
$159.95 = $159.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$319.95 = $319.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$309.95 = $309.95
$49.95 = $49.95


Reply #4 Posted: April 10, 2015, 06:39:36 am

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Also, what's all this about?

$139.95 = $139.95
$249.95 = $249.95
$159.95 = $159.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$319.95 = $319.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$309.95 = $309.95
$49.95 = $49.95

look like a copy and paste from a purchase order like CL added them to cart and copied and it has a subtotal and total columns lol

Reply #5 Posted: April 10, 2015, 06:50:23 am

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Also, what's all this about?

$139.95 = $139.95
$249.95 = $249.95
$159.95 = $159.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$319.95 = $319.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$309.95 = $309.95
$49.95 = $49.95

Its just confirming the values, because sometimes $49.95 actually equals $39.95.

Reply #6 Posted: April 10, 2015, 08:02:04 am

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Highest bidders wins free what?


I'll give you $20 for the graphics card.

Wins free access to my bank account details, which you can use to pay the full amount.

Reply #7 Posted: April 10, 2015, 08:03:55 am

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about $1600 what you paid..

How long ago?

3/5 devaluation gives roughly $960.

Ill bid $600 for the lot.. (I know cheap shot but i have kids and they drain my expendable money) its buy this or a Xbox one..

Exactly one year ago.

Reply #8 Posted: April 10, 2015, 08:11:09 am

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1 year - 1k

$600 offer :)  i'm sure you could do better on GP or Tardme (except fees)

Reply #9 Posted: April 10, 2015, 08:25:31 am

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Also, what's all this about?

$139.95 = $139.95
$249.95 = $249.95
$159.95 = $159.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$319.95 = $319.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$309.95 = $309.95
$49.95 = $49.95

Its just confirming the values, because sometimes $49.95 actually equals $39.95.

He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's bidding tonight.
BERG is Selling down

Reply #10 Posted: April 10, 2015, 08:27:39 am

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Highest bidders wins free what?


I'll give you $20 for the graphics card.

Wins free access to my bank account details, which you can use to pay the full amount.

I can pay you the full amount of US$27,450,000 (Twenty seven million, four hundred and fifty thousand US dollars).

In order to facilitate this transaction, I need your co-operation in providing the transaction fee of US$560 required for the Western Union money transfer.

Your trust in this matter is most appreciated.


Yours sincerely

Dr. David Smith
smmdj255@yahoo.cn





Reply #11 Posted: April 10, 2015, 09:08:13 am

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Highest bidders wins free what?


I'll give you $20 for the graphics card.

Wins free access to my bank account details, which you can use to pay the full amount.

I can pay you the full amount of US$27,450,000 (Twenty seven million, four hundred and fifty thousand US dollars).

In order to facilitate this transaction, I need your co-operation in providing the transaction fee of US$560 required for the Western Union money transfer.

Your trust in this matter is most appreciated.


Yours sincerely

Dr. David Smith
smmdj255@yahoo.cn

Dearest Dr Smith ,

Although I am definitely from NEW ZEALAND, my family and I are currently making holiday on a Shell Oil business trip in Nigeria. Unfortunately the CEO, my uncle PRINCE BONGATI ALADEEN was involved in plane crash which is in the news recently, and died along with 139 other passengers.

My wallet was also on the flight which means I do not have cash to pay the western union fee to transfer this money to you. As such, if you can forward the sum of $180 US DOLLARS for Western Union transfer fee, I will be able to facilitate this transfer of US$560 to you so you can transfer the US$27,450,000 (Twenty seven million, four hundred and fifty thousand US dollars) to me.

Your expedience in this urgent matter is appreciated.

Barrister SCOTT SMITH
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Reply #12 Posted: April 10, 2015, 12:20:28 pm

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$600 offer :)  i'm sure you could do better on GP or Tardme (except fees)

$800 and I would probably be happy.

I could even throw in some exclusive naked pics of myself, which you could sell.

Reply #13 Posted: April 10, 2015, 12:28:24 pm

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1 x Corsair Carbide Series 300R Black Mid Tower Chassis @ $75
1 x Samsung 840 EVO Series 250GB 2.5" SATA3 SSD (MZ-7TE250BW) @ $120
1 x Mushkin Blackline FrostByte 8GB (2x4GB) DDR3-1600 CL9 (996995) @ $100
1 x Seasonic G Series 650W 80Plus Gold Power Supply (SSR-650RM) @ $100
1 x Intel Haswell Core i5 4670K 3.40GHz 6MB LGA1150 @ $200
1 x ASUS Z87-C Intel Z87 ATX Haswell LGA1150 Motherboard @ $80-100
1 x Sapphire AMD Radeon R9 270X Dual-X 2GB GDDR5 PCI-E3.0 (11217-01-25G) @ $140
1 x ASUS DRW-24D3ST Green DVD Writer SATA @ $49.95 = $10

My estimates

Reply #14 Posted: April 10, 2015, 09:17:39 pm

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Thankyou sir. I just realised there is a buy sell and trade section.

Reply #15 Posted: April 11, 2015, 01:04:19 pm

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Thankyou sir. I just realised there is a buy sell and trade section.

Good, you can re-post it there, and then everyone can make the same ridiculous comments all over again.

Reply #16 Posted: April 11, 2015, 01:28:11 pm

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I have noticed you have titled it "Competition" to buy the PC, so is it the case where we all compete in an tournament and the winners win the right to place a bid?

Reply #17 Posted: April 12, 2015, 10:34:32 pm
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I hope it's a tournament to the death.

It's the only kind of tournament I compete in.

Reply #18 Posted: April 13, 2015, 09:02:19 am

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I have noticed you have titled it "Competition" to buy the PC, so is it the case where we all compete in an tournament and the winners win the right to place a bid?

EEEEEEEEXXACTLY!

HERES HOW IT WORKS!!!!1

You simply post in this thread with the amount you are wiling to pay, and the highest bidder WWWWWWIIIIIINNNNS the bank account details!

But get in fast, BECAUSE THE BIDS ARE ROLLING IN EVERY MINUTE!

Reply #19 Posted: April 13, 2015, 04:35:22 pm

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WHY AM I EVEN MAKING SUCH A GREAT OFFER!!

I MUST BE CRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAZZZZZYYy!!!! GET IN FAST!

Reply #20 Posted: April 13, 2015, 04:36:31 pm

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Like Elton Johns  song.. I'm still standing $600

Reply #21 Posted: April 17, 2015, 08:21:35 am

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I offer 50 fish, a cow, and 3 goats.


Reply #22 Posted: April 17, 2015, 08:31:45 am

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I offer 50 fish, a cow, and 3 goats.
Generous offer, a good condition heifer will go for well over $1000

Reply #23 Posted: April 17, 2015, 10:27:18 am
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I never said it was in good condition.


Reply #24 Posted: April 17, 2015, 10:33:35 am