Best game reviews eva!

[Tiwaking!]

*installs Alpha Protocol while watching the Zero Punctuation episode for Alpha Protocol*
$10 from JBHIFI!

:sadface:

Wow.

Cant even activate it. It doesnt recognise the fact I am connected to the Internet and the website DOES NOT WORK

Thank you: http://forums.obsidian.net/topic/57837-activation-problems/

Download the latest patch: http://www.shacknews.com/file/24585/alpha-protocol-patch-100-to-110-us-retail

It disables PC copy protection, thus removing the need for activation. It also fixes a few other bugs.

Yahtzee didnt warn me about this problem with the game. Bastard.

edit: And now the game crashes before it even begins. They would have never gotten away with a buggy game in the 8-bit era or the programmers would have been sentenced to death from stomping under the company brontosaurus.

[Tiwaking!]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6565-Call-of-Duty-Black-Ops-2

"Its boring and stupid"

I got to watch this game from a distance of three meters, isolated behind safety glass, being played by a moron.

He was being beaten by a 5 year old.


It is safe to say this game is shit.

[Pyromanik]

gasp, you mean it's the same as all the other ones, only with less of a story!?

[Emrico1]

Nah, it's awesome... If you are 12.

[Tiwaking!]

gasp, you mean it's the same as all the other ones, only with less of a story!?

[Tiwaking!]

It is a shame that he doesnt review Sony All Stars aka Sony Smash Bros.


The game is a contender for "Most obvious copy ever" along with "Prince of Persia: Sands of Time - The Movie Game" and "The WarZ"

Oh and "Great Giana Sisters" and "Crash Team Racing"
edit: Wow. I found something even worse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_Move_Heroes
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_%26_Sega_All-Stars_Racing

[Pyromanik]

Hey, don't you go diss'n the Giana sisters!
Mario didn't have secret warp blocks that saved you the trouble of completing a whole level!

[Pyromanik]

Hey, don't you go diss'n the Giana sisters!
Mario didn't have secret warp blocks that saved you the trouble of completing a whole level!

[Tiwaking!]

Hey, don't you go diss'n the Giana sisters!

Only in Britain


Ţm÷

[BigBoss]

Hey, don't you go diss'n the Giana sisters!
Mario didn't have secret warp blocks that saved you the trouble of completing a whole level!

OMG ... that game was the goods ... so many hours

[Tiwaking!]

OMG ... that game was the goods ... so many hours

http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/games/details.php%3FID%3D1091

[Pyromanik]

OMG ... that game was the goods ... so many hours

Yeh, I bought the new one over Christmas.

That and Return of the Jedi & some Indiana Jones game to which I can find NO reference for either on the internet AT ALL.
Which is really fuck'n surprising.

Rick Dangerous was also pretty win.




Not quite as old, but on special: http://www.gog.com/gamecard/commandos_ammo_pack
We sank a dickload of hours into that too

[Cowwie]

Yeh, I bought the new one over Christmas.

Same^, i don't regret buying it but ive gotta say the final level(3-9) is currently really doing my head in!@#$ :livid:

Rick Dangerous was also pretty win.

+1

[Pyromanik]

Same^, i don't regret buying it but ive gotta say the final level(3-9) is currently really doing my head in!@#$ :livid:

I haven't played it yet, lol.
That gog sale was fantastic.

(though I also spied that it's on steam, I don't know if it was on sale or not though)

[Tiwaking!]

Hey, don't you go diss'n the Giana sisters!

Whats that? You want to play Great Giana Sisters?

http://www.gianas-return.de/?page_id=453

About Giana’s Return

Giana’s Return aims to be a worthy UNOFFICIAL sequel of “The Great Giana Sisters”. There is an official sequel for Nintendo DS named “Giana Sisters DS” ( http://www.giana-sisters.com/ ) and also has slightly more levels than Giana’s Return. In other words, it’s worth the money

[Tiwaking!]

This weeks game: Might and Magic X, a game series I'll never play again after they ruined Heroes of Might and Magic with HOMM 4
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8758-Might-Magic-X-Legacy
Yahtzee does ask an interesting question though: Why DO Computer Games based on Card Games use representations of CARDS instead of awesome 3D graphic enhanced destructo-beat-em-ups?

Even Battlechess had animated battles back in the day

[Tiwaking!]

This weeks game is Dark Souls 2, and Yahtzee now likes the Dark Soul's series

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8802-Dark-Souls

I have also yet to meet a Dark Souls fan who isnt insufferably smug