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General => General Chat => Topic started by: Retardobot on December 31, 2012, 11:56:11 am
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What's everyone doing? Going to a party? Hosting a party? Reserved your line at the local A&E? Looking for someone to softly nestle your meat-sword into only to discover when you wake up you managed to impregnate a letterbox?
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Like most internet loving recluses, I will be getting drunk on three cans of cheap beer then sneaking away from the party early to come home and play video games.
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Like most internet loving recluses, I will be getting drunk on three cans of cheap beer, left over from last year when I bought a 6-pack, then sneaking away from the party early to come home and play video games.
Fixd
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started planning this morning..
going to a batch in Papamoa, and getting shit faced and sneaking into exodus :)
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Ill prolly turn up to GOG's house wasted, then fight his missus.
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Working till 10pm tonight, camping on Banks Peninsula for a couple of days from tomorrow.
Boundry Road is on special at countdown, get amongst it.
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Just got this for myself tonight:
(http://i.imgur.com/AkY8K.jpg)
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Following the flatty's to some random party.Make it look like im having a good time,engaging in social banter etc.
See if theres any desperate piss hags there,but will prolly come home alone and molest myself using tears as lube.
Meh just another new years then.
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A good ol' cry wank!
AKA a crank.
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Sleeping because its time and a half and a day in lieu day tomorrow.
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Recovering from surgery.
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Recovering from surgery.
oh, are you finally having that lobotomy, since your brain doesn't function anyway.
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oh, are you finally having that lobotomy, since your brain doesn't function anyway.
He's now post-op.
A POST-OP LADY THAT IS!
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OBBLE - Show us your new titties then, oh wait you had those anyway before the op,
hmm so did you have somebody make balloon animals with your bits...
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get fucked up then come home and have sex. then sleep. then wake up and have more sex. then brunch. then more sex. then planetside 2.
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oh, are you finally having that lobotomy, since your brain doesn't function anyway.
Close, but Codex's mum gave me a really bad UTI.
OBBLEZ - Show us your new titties then, oh wait you had those anyway before the op,
hmm so did you have somebody make balloon animals with your bits...
I am not Obblez you nerd.
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Close, but Codex's mum gave me a really bad UTI.
I am not Obblez you nerd.
you are only a few zzzzz's from being obblez anyway.. maybey that UTI will add character to your warm personality.
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ru grumpy because Zarkov is my #1 Super maderator?
I still love you though.
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ru grumpy because Zarkov is my #1 Super maderator?
I still love you though.
no i am grumpy because there's still snow on the forums, nothing to fap too has been posted in days, and i am far too sober for 8:23pm on new years....
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What's everyone doing? Going to a party? Hosting a party? Reserved your line at the local A&E? Looking for someone to softly nestle your meat-sword into only to discover when you wake up you managed to impregnate a letterbox?
Basically waiting on my brother to return the favor, hurry up & TURN THE F**K UP and take me and my mates here to the pub.
Just sitting here getting wasted, trying to stop these mofos spillng ash on my new rug!!! %@#@$@%@&# Motherfuckers!! stop smokin inside!
Garrr ciggy smokers!
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Gotta get up for work at 4:00am tomorrow.
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went to girlfriends OTHER side of the family, this is the race ride on lawn mowers and get pregnant with alcohol side of the family.
I got 3rd in lawn mower gymkhana even though I've never ridden a ride on lawn mower before :D
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I got 3rd in lawn mower gymkhana even though I've never ridden a ride on lawn mower before :D
Now a 9 month wait to see if you won the other trophy too?
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Just sitting here getting wasted, trying to stop these mofos spillng ash on my new rug!!! %@#@$@%@&# Motherfuckers!! stop smokin inside!
Garrr ciggy smokers!
Price goes up today that will fark em.
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Got wasted (tiddly) on some Grade A shit (wine), went home and shagged some bitches (long term girlfriend).
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Punched over a Wigger 30 meters from a pair of cops on Cuba Street and got away with it.
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Wigger.
Havn't heard that word in years.
Well fucking done Kooks
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I sat in my office, had a beer and played Halo 4.
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Went to a party at the UK ambassador for Georgia's 4 story apartment that overlooks the city which has unlimited free booze served by 2 bartenders.
The entire fucking city was alight with fireworks for as far as the eye could see for around 30 minutes straight, it completely blew away any other fireworks display I've ever seen.
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Those Eastern Europe types know how to do a New Years.
Now for 10 days of holidays including Christmas on the 7th?
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Went to a mates, got trashed, threw up on his cat, feels good.
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Punched over a Wigger 30 meters from a pair of cops on Cuba Street and got away with it.
The only person who would ever protest someone punching a flat-peaking wigger would be another flat-peaking wigger.
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I let off a shit load of illegal fireworks down in Whanga - good times
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I got really drunk and danced to 80 rock hits... So it appears I have become my father.
Perfect day for cray diving now, oh yuss
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Punched over a Wigger 30 meters from a pair of cops on Cuba Street and got away with it.
someone get this guy a fucking beer.
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Ended up sitting on the beach side of papamoa beach road watching this agro guy across the road rip off 3 letterboxes and chuck it at these other guys at 11:59pm at 12pm i shot them all with fireworks and ran. haha
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I got really drunk and then some cunt punched me over in the middle of Cuba St and the lazy fuck cops did nothing.
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So thats what the forums has my birthday set as.
Whakaayeh!
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I got really drunk and then some cunt punched me over in the middle of Cuba St and the lazy fuck cops did nothing.
Dirty wigger.
Fuck, I had a blast eh - heres a shot of me and my son at the Beach, just being the fucking ballers we are.
(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249864_581677808524881_1780004547_n.jpg)
*check my summery as fuck Conqueror - War.Cult.Supremacy shirt
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Where is your hat on a day like today :0
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Where is your hat on a day like today :0
You clearly didn't see my mop, who needs a hat with that thing.
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You clearly didn't see my mop, who needs a hat with that thing.
I used to think that, then i my scalp got burnt, WORST PAIN EVERS.
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Dirty wigger.
Fuck, I had a blast eh - heres a shot of me and my son at the Beach, just being the fucking ballers we are.
([url]http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249864_581677808524881_1780004547_n.jpg[/url])
*check my summery as fuck Conqueror - War.Cult.Supremacy shirt
When's his first tattoo session?
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Haha, at least until he's 21 - so he makes wise tattoo decisions unlike his dad.
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Hav'n a few coverups done?
Also: I lied, I'm not wigga and I'm not in wlg.
The only person who would ever protest someone punching a flat-peaking wigger would be another flat-peaking wigger.
Exactly. It's a pity they seem to run in packs :<