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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Cake on April 27, 2009, 11:26:35 pm
Football we'll call it shall we.


Cant wait!

Though ManU's given penalty this w/e where the goalie did a fair stop was total BS.

Francesc Fabregas Wants Arsenal To Beat 'Best In World' Manchester United

Arsenal’s skipper, Cesc, has declared that the Old Trafford outfit are the best in the world ahead of the semi-final Champions League clash against the reigning holders.


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Arsenal captain Francesc Fabregas struck an emphatic deuce to help his side to victory over visiting Middlesbrough on Sunday lunchtime to help the Gunners go into their midweek Champions League semi-final against Manchester United in a confident mood.

The Spaniard, though, believes that the Red Devils are one of the game’s most formidable outfits of all time.

He also added that deep-lying forward Wayne Rooney and fleet-footed trickster Cristiano Ronaldo are United’s potential match-winners.

He told the News of the World, "I have no problem saying United are one of the best clubs in the world, even though I want to beat them.

"They are the best side in the world at the moment, a top, top side and we respect them a lot. In fact, they are one of the best clubs in history.

"I respect [United manager] Alex Ferguson for what he has achieved. There have been some great battles over the years and I am sure these two games will be just as interesting and dramatic."

Pinpointing specific threats to Arsenal's progression in the Champions League, he added, "Rooney and Ronaldo are amazing.

"I really admire them for what they do. They have been excellent players from an early age and it's unbelievable how they have maintained their amazing standards.

"I am a big fan of both of them. You can expect just about anything from them and they always make a difference in games. Look at Ronaldo against Porto, what a goal! It was one of the best goals I've seen.

"United are probably our biggest rivals but they are a team who play good football. You always enjoy these games but we are determined to come out on top. There is always good football in games between the two of us. They like to create and we have a go, so it's tremendous for the supporters.

"At least we know we can beat them as we proved at The Emirates. They had their best players in the game earlier in the season and we won. That gives us tremendous confidence."

Elsewhere, Arsenal will have to make do without the continued absence of both William Gallas (knee ligament) and Robin van Persie (groin strain).

The French defender has been ruled out for the rest of the season while Arsene Wenger confirmed on the club's official website that Van Persie is definitely out of the Old Trafford visit.

"He is definitely out for Manchester United," Wenger said last week.

Andrey Arshavin is also unavailable as he is cup-tied due to his earlier participation in the same competition with Zenit St. Petersburg.

Gael Clichy, though, may make a return.


Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 28, 2009, 12:17:50 pm
and it was good to see ryan neilsen score his first premier league goal too!!

Yeah i hate the diving but its way worse in Serie A

I never liked watching it just the highlights but with mysky I always tape the liverpool games and anything else big e.g. champions league
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on April 28, 2009, 11:04:36 pm
Quote from: far q;928333
As well as taken a course in acting, preferably a drama major.

([url]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042009/1240308743_soccer-wtf.gif[/url])


Pmsl tragic aye . (I saw one frm youtube were two players both head butted each other at the very same time, missed of course and fell to the ground like crying girls, where that is I dont know now)

The french do it better though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5BjeRrPUvY
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Tandoori on April 29, 2009, 12:20:57 am
I used to play, but I never got in to watching it, found it incredibly boring.

It does take a lot of skill to play, but I think troll-fail statements like 'it's more harder than that thar rugby' is bollocks. Both encompass different skills, and Rugby has a much broader scope of skills and specialisation than Association football - although it's a fair comment to say that football is much harder to master.


League tbh, that's the way to go: If they're in your way, run at 'em, if you got the ball; run at em, if they're bigger than you run at them fast.

Makes for good spectator sport.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on April 29, 2009, 01:41:42 am
Quote from: Phlex;927932
why is rooney still around....the dudes a fucken gimp


He may look like Shrek, but the dude is an awesome footballer. There is no doubt in the last 5 months he's been firing hard.

Can't wait till the mighty Arsenal smash those ugly Manc prats tommorow though.

I will be down the pub, wearing mah scarf, singing mah songs.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on April 29, 2009, 01:44:17 am
Quote from: Spork;928329
Thierry is nothing without his Arse.


What? Have you seen Barca play this season?

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Van Persie can be a true Gun(ner) when he really wants to, but unfortunately that often isn't the case, that ontop of the fact that Arsene Wenger seems to like trying out as many different combinations with team line up and formation as possible, stops him from performing extremely well. Oh and of course half of Arsenal constantly get injured.


RvP has played in almost every game he hasnt been injured for.

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I feel that we will be a lot more dominant next year, Arshavin will have improved, and won't be cup tied, and Eduardo will be back in full form, hopefully we will be able to pull a couple of defenders who can help out at the back. Gibbs looks like he could be our next great defender.

My Prediction for the Arsenal Manu games (first and second UCL leg) will be

Man U 2 - 1 Ars
Ars 1- 0 Man u


Blargh, have some faith son.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 29, 2009, 02:30:16 am
I just worry about our defense, and don't want to be too greedy, so I am happy with a win through the Away goal. :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 29, 2009, 08:47:21 am
Good result for Chelsea 0-0 away. Bring on the home game
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 29, 2009, 02:17:00 pm
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Carlos Vela has had the all-clear to return to training after missing Monday’s session due to a concern over swine flu.

Over 150 people in his native Mexico are feared to have died because of an outbreak of the deadly disease. As a result every country is on high alert in case the problem turns into a global pandemic.

The alarm was raised at Arsenal because the 20-year-old striker recently had friends visiting him from back home. The Club were asked to make sure Vela stayed away from training on Monday but he was back in the group the next day.

“It was basically down to the fact that he had a visit from Mexican friends who came to see him last week,” said Arsène Wenger at Tuesday's press conference.

“He stayed out of our training ground but he has had the all-clear now. There must be a problem that is really big because we were asked to keep him at home. But he was free again to attend training today.”

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/vela-missed-training-over-swine-flu-fears

Lol..... Damn Mexicans.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on April 29, 2009, 03:29:55 pm
Yeah cant wait for him to trot onto the field  ;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Pagan on April 29, 2009, 04:16:11 pm
Arsenal all the way.....

Why is it i can watch a football match but rugby will make me go to sleep. I have even been known to fall asleep watching rugby in the pub, and before anyone gets in I DONT PARTAKE IN THE ALCOHOL BEVERAGES, so no I am not drunk....

Go the mighty GUNNERS
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Bobyoby on April 29, 2009, 08:20:42 pm
Because.... soccer is basicly morons watching intelligent people and rugy is basicly intelligent people watching morons!

Naw just kidding i get the same thing, plus i can't stand some of the anouncers voices
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on April 29, 2009, 11:09:32 pm
Quote from: Bobyoby;928909


Naw just kidding i get the same thing, plus i can't stand some of the anouncers voices
thats a bloody good point tbh. some of those sky presenters that telecast the rugby are just plain tossers , irl as well Ive heard.

You need a good presenter as well. something most that follow sport forget about
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 30, 2009, 11:39:55 am
even though arsenal lost this morning at Man U I think they should beat Man U and home next week

just hope they dont conceed an away goal or they are fucked
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on April 30, 2009, 11:54:47 am
They will need to score at least 3 goals then as can't see United not scoring at Emirates
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 30, 2009, 12:37:07 pm
Quote from: henno;929204
They will need to score at least 3 goals then as can't see United not scoring at Emirates


I think our defense was really good this morning, compared to what it has been like lately, there has been massive improvements.

I think we can hold them scoreless, just have to hope the refs are on our side again.

Thank God for that call against Giggs.

Also, I have changed my mind about Diving.

Everyone bar Ronaldo and Eboue have stopped diving, but both of them make up for everyone else, especially Ronaldo, I mean.. Seriously, just before he chucked his temper tantrum last night, that was the biggest fucking dive I have ever seen in my life, especially considering the way he acted afterwards.

Also, the commentator here said that Manure have never won at the Emirates, I guess he meant in UCL, but that is always a good thing.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: private_hell on April 30, 2009, 12:43:16 pm
i dont watch much soccer (dont have sky) but play it a lot - until yesterday when i twisted my knee at soccer :S - looks like i'll be watching it for a while now
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 01, 2009, 04:50:12 pm
Good to see Ferdinand injured for the next leg of Arse v Manure.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Phlex on May 01, 2009, 05:31:24 pm
Quote from: private_hell;929216
i dont watch much soccer (dont have sky) but play it a lot - until yesterday when i twisted my knee at soccer :S - looks like i'll be watching it for a while now


guts man, i injured my right foot(striking foot :/ ) twice while playing years ago, got some kinda artery damage or someshit from it lol

anyone know of a site or sites that you can watch the full games?dont have sky sadly :(
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 01, 2009, 05:53:14 pm
justin.tv has a lot of them, but usually fairly bad quality.

I usually just do a google of say

'Streaming Arsenal Manchester United FA Cup final'

On the day of the match, closer to the match comes up with more results, then you have to sort through a lot of absolute crap, but after about 15 different sites, I'll usually find one.

But I have Foxtel and I pay for Setanta online, so I can watch all of the matches.

Setanta is awesome, TV quality, but it only shows FA cup matches, and there is only one of them left for the season.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on May 01, 2009, 11:22:40 pm
Quote from: Spork;929799
Good to see Ferdinand injured for the next leg of Arse v Manure.
kinda rude but I feel the same. Rio gets my back up for some reason. ManU just comes over as having too many posers imo though a good team yeah Id like to see the gunners take it (havent seen it yet)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on May 01, 2009, 11:36:18 pm
Quote from: Phlex;929807
guts man, i injured my right foot(striking foot :/ ) twice while playing years ago, got some kinda artery damage or someshit from it lol

anyone know of a site or sites that you can watch the full games?dont have sky sadly :(


myp2p.eu

may have to download sopcast, etc. or, veetle.com has good quality.

no idea what it's like outside europe though.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 02, 2009, 04:28:51 am
Quote from: Wandarah;929971
myp2p.eu

may have to download sopcast, etc. or, veetle.com has good quality.

no idea what it's like outside europe though.


veetle doesnt work outside europe, never tried myp2p.eu though, but the .eu would suggest it prob wont work either.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on May 06, 2009, 07:00:52 am
Quote from: Spork;929214

I think we can hold them scoreless, just have to hope the refs are on our side again.

.


Obviously not :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 06, 2009, 08:30:34 am
Damm was hoping Chelsea would play Assnil in the final.

Boring game was all over after 15 min
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: grass on May 06, 2009, 08:41:11 am
lol maybe it was over after after 11 mins but it sure wasnt that boring.
and the penalty that shouldnt have been.
ez win man u, now i super hope chelsea dont win cause shit that will make a boring final imo
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 06, 2009, 08:43:35 am
oh man BL arsenal i thought they would put up a better fight
I cant see Man U being beaten at the moment but funnier things have happened

I hope Barca make it through

I dont want chelsea to ever win a CL final hahahahah
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 06, 2009, 02:05:11 pm
Bleh, this is Arsenal's first game that I have missed since I started supporting them, I slept straight through my alarm going off!

Will have to watch the replay tonight.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on May 06, 2009, 02:33:47 pm
Watch the replay and feel the pain.That last Ronaldo goal was perfectly executed.Pleasure to watch even though I dislike both teams involved.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 06, 2009, 02:51:23 pm
Quote from: kilabee;931905
Watch the replay and feel the pain.That last Ronaldo goal was perfectly executed.Pleasure to watch even though I dislike both teams involved.

I can't even wait till 6:30 tonight when it is replayed here. Thank god for rapidshare.

Apparently Wenger was very close to tears in the post match interview? :(

Poor bloke, I hope no big names leave us because of this.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Invisty on May 06, 2009, 06:30:10 pm
Soccer, football, same thing really.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: vietnow on May 06, 2009, 06:32:07 pm
Quote from: Invisty;932006
Soccer, football, same thing really.
They arent, you make me angry.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Invisty on May 06, 2009, 06:36:31 pm
Quote from: vietnow;932008
They arent, you make me angry.


Hey man its just a game, no need to get angry over it.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: vietnow on May 06, 2009, 06:37:14 pm
Quote from: Invisty;932010
Hey man its just a game, no need to get angry over it.
Actually its a sport, a game is something you seem to spend all day doing.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Invisty on May 06, 2009, 06:39:05 pm
Quote from: vietnow;932011
Actually its a sport, a game is something you seem to spend all day doing.


To be honest you "serious game players" give your sport a bad rep. You look like pretentious elitists and put off newcomers to your sport. I can't blame them really.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: vietnow on May 06, 2009, 06:40:22 pm
Quote from: Invisty;932013
To be honest you "serious game players" give your sport a bad rep. You look like pretentious elitists and put off newcomers to your sport. I can't blame them really.
Maybe if you exercised more than your wrist and index finger you wouldn't be so put off sports.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Invisty on May 06, 2009, 06:43:43 pm
Quote from: vietnow;932015
Maybe if you exercised more than your wrist and index finger you wouldn't be so put off sports.


No, I play real sports for mature sportsmen like myself. No sissy footballing for me.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 06, 2009, 07:05:17 pm
Soccer is more football than anything else really.

More contact with your foot at least.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on May 06, 2009, 07:18:41 pm
Quote from: Spork;931902
Bleh, this is Arsenal's first game that I have missed since I started supporting them, I slept straight through my alarm going off!

Will have to watch the replay tonight.


dont do it to yourself.

it was dismal. a mistake 8 minutes in effectively cost the tie.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 06, 2009, 07:29:29 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;932025
dont do it to yourself.

it was dismal. a mistake 8 minutes in effectively cost the tie.


I downloaded it and watched it, wasn't THAT bad, we didn't do that badly in my opinion, Ronaldo's goals were decent goals, I don't think Almunia was expecting him to go for goal in that free kick, so he was caught by surprise, and Ronaldo's second was an unstoppable break away.

Nasri was definitely our best man on field, but apart from a few 5-10 minute breaks, Man U had the game in their hands.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 07, 2009, 08:43:39 am
No N O NO:cussing::cussing::cussing:

Bastards.

Bloody ref missing a couple hand balls in the penalty area

Robbed again
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on May 07, 2009, 08:53:12 am
And Chelski are gone - good fucking job!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Kaizer on May 07, 2009, 09:07:06 am
poor chelsea, there were 2 clear times they should have gotten a penalty imo. (only watched last 20 minutes). Although it makes for a more intresting final to have two teams from diffrent countries.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: spitz on May 07, 2009, 09:08:24 am
Quote from: maorifulla;929199
even though arsenal lost this morning at Man U I think they should beat Man U and home next week

just hope they dont conceed an away goal or they are fucked


arsenal ftw
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 07, 2009, 09:16:06 am
lol

who watched champions league this morning hahahah Chelsea fail

My mate is hardcore Chelsea and I txt him at the 87th minute and said "i can feel a injury time equaliser from Barcelona" then it 93rd minute got a txt back

"fuck you"

hahhahahaha

BL chelsea

I dont see barca stoping man u tbh
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 07, 2009, 08:01:40 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;932186
lol

who watched champions league this morning hahahah Chelsea fail

My mate is hardcore Chelsea and I txt him at the 87th minute and said "i can feel a injury time equaliser from Barcelona" then it 93rd minute got a txt back

"fuck you"

hahhahahaha

BL chelsea

I dont see barca stoping man u tbh


Really?

I think it depends on if Henry is OK to play, which he should be seeming the game is in 3-4 weeks I think?

I'm definitely going for Barca.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on May 07, 2009, 11:44:45 pm
Quote from: Spork;930011
veetle doesnt work outside europe, never tried myp2p.eu though, but the .eu would suggest it prob wont work either.

Sorry, had no idea re: Veetle - but as for the other I've friends back home who use it all the time. The .eu is just a link aggregator to a variety of streams, etc.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on May 07, 2009, 11:47:07 pm
Chelsea knocked out, hurrah!

Still one of the worst ref performances I've ever seen, at least 3 stone cold penalties - and the pyschotic reaction of Drogba and Co after the game was typical of those bunch of classless twats.

Great game!

Get in Henry!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 08, 2009, 07:56:15 am
Passionate maybe classless never.

 That ref should go back to kiddies footy

 Go Barca!!!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 08, 2009, 09:31:00 am
yeah it will be good to see henry back coz he is good from the wing

Saw the replay of the refs calls and there were ratshit. I suppose thats how the aussie league team felt after the rugby league world cup LOL

GO BARCA!!!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on May 08, 2009, 08:05:59 pm
Quote from: runing;932737
Passionate maybe classless never.

 That ref should go back to kiddies footy

 Go Barca!!!!


Yelling 'Fucking disgrace!!!!' into TV cameras while you're a wide eyed loon wearing jandals and making threatening gestures like a drunken holiday-maker to the ref is pretty classless imo.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 09, 2009, 12:57:54 am
Quote from: Wandarah;932688
Chelsea knocked out, hurrah!

Still one of the worst ref performances I've ever seen, at least 3 stone cold penalties - and the pyschotic reaction of Drogba and Co after the game was typical of those bunch of classless twats.

Great game!

Get in Henry!

It was a total disgrace by the ref! I was a 50/50 neutral for the Chelski Barca match, but Chelsea were 100% hard done by, even the Barca players had a massive go at the ref at half time.

Quote from: Wandarah;933044
Yelling 'Fucking disgrace!!!!' into TV cameras while you're a wide eyed loon wearing jandals and making threatening gestures like a drunken holiday-maker to the ref is pretty classless imo.

You must admit, when Drogba turned around - just before he swore at the camera, the camera angle looked pretty cool.

However, I think Barca v Mancs is the best possible outcome for the grandfinal out of the remaining 4, followed by Chelsea V Arsenal.

Simply because for one, it isn't just two English teams, which would end up being similar to the FA cup, or the EPL. Also, Barca is an extremely strong team, and at the moment, Man U are pretty well dominating the EPL, so I think it would have been safe to have bet on Man U winning if they played Chelsea, and to be honest, I don't think Arsenal really had a chance considering our current form and field.

I am only afraid as I think it is quite a possibility that we/Arsenal could lose names such as Fabregas, Adebayor, Van Persie, or even the real young players, who have large potential to become something big in the next 1-5 years. We don't need to lose players, we need to train them all up, including the currently out of form top guns, such as the ones whom I mentioned earlier.

The thing that annoys me the most about Arsenal at the moment, is it seems as though the team just does not co-operate too well, if you Youtube search names such as Eduardo, Van Persie, Fabregas, Nasri, Rosicky (sure it's not his fault that he isn't playing at the mo), they all have pages and pages of videos outlining their best, and of course their worst, and looking at those videos shows how awesome they can be, but they are massively under performing at the moment. Which annoys me greatly.
In the game against Man U, Adebayor did not have one shot! RVP only had one or two, even Bendtner and Vela both racked up more goals each than RVP and Ade had combined, which is disgraceful.

I do still believe in Arsene, but I think if by the end of next season, if we are not title contenders, or at least contending for any form of trophy, then he and the whole team should re-consider their management team.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on May 09, 2009, 01:39:00 am
lol @ the supporters on the news 2day saying theyre gonna hunt done and murder the Norwegian ref. sorry pack of pricks !!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 11, 2009, 07:37:27 am
Chelsea 4 - Arsenal 1

You beauty :rnr::rnr::rnr::rnr::rnr:

LOL at all the neg rep. Harden up pussies
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 27, 2009, 04:06:35 pm
I was happy with how Arsenal played in the 4-1 defeat, we didn't give up until the final whistle had blown, we were just horrible at finishing, especially Walcott.

Now, onto the Champs League.

I'm going for Barcelona but I think it will be extremely difficult for them to win it.

I think if it goes to 1-1 by half time Barca will take it, but they have to score first.  However, I think the odds are definitely going Man U's way, and I think Man U can easily take it if they play as well as they have been.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: ThaFleastyler on May 28, 2009, 07:55:01 am
Tommy Smyth needs to shut up.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 28, 2009, 08:21:41 am
man in the first few minutes Man u looked superior

then Barca's first chance and eto'o goooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaalllll

Changed the whole game.

watched the first half at home watching the rest on justintv

edit: just checked back and 2-0 now hahahahhahahahahh
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 28, 2009, 09:24:24 am
Yep was a good game. Man they are strong through the mid field.

Good effort from man U tho and hats of to Sir Alex, another stella year.

Bring on the FA Cup!!  

GO CHELSEA
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Aezra on May 28, 2009, 09:46:19 am
Burra ftl :(
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 28, 2009, 10:17:08 am
yeah bl

southgate didnt have the resources he really wanted i suppose
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Aezra on May 28, 2009, 01:44:50 pm
Yeah I guess so. I hope they keep him on tbh, see how he goes for another season. Shame guys like Alves didn't really fire like they should have and it sucked having Downing out for the last few matches too :(
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on May 28, 2009, 03:05:57 pm
Where's Cake - Sydney?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on May 28, 2009, 05:06:44 pm
Gutted.....would have loved to watch them lift the european cup again, but hats off to barca, they totally outplayed United on the day, always next year
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on May 29, 2009, 11:51:38 pm
on topic.
lmao at the poor manU supporters . your bubble anit that big


Quote from: TofuEater;941433
Where's Cake - Sydney?


wtf ? and who are u to me and why would I be in sydney ? explain please
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 30, 2009, 02:34:55 pm
I just chucked $300 on Chelsea for tonight. :)

Odds are heaps low at $1.67 but oh well, I am almost 100% confident that they will win.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Dr Strange on May 30, 2009, 05:43:01 pm
Quote from: Spork;940893
I was happy with how Arsenal played in the 4-1 defeat, we didn't give up until the final whistle had blown, we were just horrible at finishing, especially Walcott.


Oh sweet, which one were you?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 30, 2009, 09:11:07 pm
Quote from: Dr Strange;942188
Oh sweet, which one were you?


Most people call me Arshavin, but I prefer to be called Andrei.

Not sure about you nub Kiwi's, but in Australia at least, we consider supporters to be the extra player, as a team playing at their home stadium with full crowd support/ cheering often gives the home team that little bit more of an edge over the other team.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Dr Strange on May 30, 2009, 11:07:44 pm
Quote from: Spork;942242
Most people call me Arshavin, but I prefer to be called Andrei.

Not sure about you nub Kiwi's, but in Australia at least, we consider supporters to be the extra player, as a team playing at their home stadium with full crowd support/ cheering often gives the home team that little bit more of an edge over the other team.


Oh right, Australian, Arsenal, two English players, we, thanks for clearing that up.  Got it now.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 30, 2009, 11:18:05 pm
Quote from: Dr Strange;942292
Oh right, Australian, Arsenal, two English players, we, thanks for clearing that up.  Got it now.


Wut?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 31, 2009, 05:23:12 am
Hells yea mother fuckers, I just won $240!!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: private_hell on June 11, 2009, 08:54:32 am
did anyone watch the warm up match between NZ and Italy this morning? it sounded like a good game.

final score was 4-3 to Italy

is hte confed cup being showning on tvnz? or does anyone know of a website where i can watch a webcast of hte games?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on June 11, 2009, 09:10:08 am
yeah i was shocked when the were 2-1 up h/t

gg i reckon, i was expecting a beating

as for the spain game, well if spain play their top team we may struggle but you never know
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on June 11, 2009, 10:43:52 am
Amazing result.

I started watching just before half time, when the radio told me we were winning. GG
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on June 11, 2009, 12:29:28 pm
i hope players like smeltz do well at this tournament

I reckon he wouldnt do to bad in say the EPL
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 11, 2009, 12:59:33 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;946971
i hope players like smeltz do well at this tournament

I reckon he wouldnt do to bad in say the EPL


Theres a few Kiwis on the EPL isn't there? I remember maybe there was one in Hull in 08/09?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on June 11, 2009, 01:13:21 pm
Simon Elliot - WBA (i think)
Ryan Nelsen - Blackburn Rovers
Fallon's son was on the books as a junior for one of the sides (can't remember which)
Chris Killen plays at Celtic. There may be more.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on June 11, 2009, 04:39:48 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;946986
Simon Elliot - WBA (i think)
Ryan Nelsen - Blackburn Rovers
Fallon's son was on the books as a junior for one of the sides (can't remember which)
Chris Killen plays at Celtic. There may be more.


elliot was at fulham i believe

we had a few juniors at charlton when they were up
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 11, 2009, 04:42:27 pm
I think the one I was thinking of was Nelson.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on June 11, 2009, 04:59:37 pm
I give up on this thread...

Every time I post here I get heaps of neg rep.

Why does the beautiful game have such losers following it?

:finger:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 11, 2009, 05:01:38 pm
Quote from: runing;947097
I give up on this thread...

Every time I post here I get heaps of neg rep.

Why does the beautiful game have such losers following it?

:finger:


Because it would obviously be the people who actually follow soccer who neg rep you.

Noob.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on June 14, 2009, 07:11:09 pm
Quote from: runing;947097
I give up on this thread...

Every time I post here I get heaps of neg rep.

Why does the beautiful game have such losers following it?

:finger:
beautiful game !??? hahaha dont make me laugh . let the doco geeks call it that , I just call it football .
also to hell with the neg reppers here ,  let them neg ya . my whole page is red dude ,so what couldnt give a shit !!

Now.. NZ verse Spain . will be interesting
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 14, 2009, 07:46:21 pm
Quote from: Cake;948264
beautiful game !??? hahaha dont make me laugh . let the doco geeks call it that , I just call it football .
also to hell with the neg reppers here ,  let them neg ya . my whole page is red dude ,so what couldnt give a shit !!

Now.. NZ verse Spain . will be interesting


I honestly don't think Spain will play their best team, no offence, but why would they?

Which could work in your guys favour massively. However, with spain having such big names like Torres, Fabregas Reina, Casillas, Pique, Puyol, Alonso, Riera, Villa, and they are the only ones off my head (and a few that I recognised off Wikipedia)

With one or two of those possibly being injured, I know Fabregas was injured in their last international.

I think New Zealand's only chance of winning or even drawing is by extreme luck.

Where are NZ in their group?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on June 15, 2009, 07:22:51 am
Quote from: Spork;948273
I honestly don't think Spain will play their best team, no offence, but why would they?

Um, to give us a thrashing?
Spain 4
NZ 0

Torres has a hattrick and Fabregas is in on the action as well. It's a good thing they aren't playing their top team. /sarcasm.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Munc_her on June 15, 2009, 08:10:38 am
Haha I heard it only took Torres 17 minutes to get his hattrick?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on June 15, 2009, 08:22:56 am
ROFL at NZ sport

Fuck torres is the man
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 15, 2009, 08:35:01 am
Quote from: TofuEater;948328
Um, to give us a thrashing?
Spain 4
NZ 0

Torres has a hattrick and Fabregas is in on the action as well. It's a good thing they aren't playing their top team. /sarcasm.


Lol, well I'm sorry if I made a wrong prediction. I was trying to give NZ some hope.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Munc_her on June 15, 2009, 09:11:27 am
We meed more than hope im afraid. Warriors adopted faith, and looks where thats got them
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on June 15, 2009, 12:39:07 pm
How about that howler from Boyens inside the 18 yard box.Worst piece of defending i've seen in international football ever.
Check at 1.22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnqIezw1c3E

Lol
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on June 15, 2009, 01:34:39 pm
Quote from: Munc_her;948348
We meed more than hope im afraid.

Yeah, what we need is more international matches between confederations. And not just for NZ - FIFA should do what it can to get quality matches for all the Oceania confed so that we don't embarrass ourselves when it comes to the big stage.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Phlex on June 15, 2009, 01:39:59 pm
lol, the 1st goal in the 2nd half of the NZL vs SPAIN game showcased the terrible fail our team can produce >_>

"Horrible horrible..sigh..horrible goal"

epic commentator
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on June 15, 2009, 01:42:51 pm
Quote from: kilabee;948410
How about that howler from Boyens inside the 18 yard box.


Man, that WAS a shocker!

We should play the Spanish at Rugby let them see how it feels to lose .....oh wai....
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on June 15, 2009, 01:43:07 pm
hahahah LOL

it was like trying to watch one of the black caps bat

swing and a miss

someone should have queued keyboard cat for that one though
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 15, 2009, 01:47:52 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;948328
Um, to give us a thrashing?
Spain 4
NZ 0

Torres has a hattrick and Fabregas is in on the action as well. It's a good thing they aren't playing their top team. /sarcasm.


To post when I am not 100% tired.

They probably didn't play their 'A team', sure the names where there, but I think a lot of the loss came at NZs fault, simply the fact that they were playing such a team as Spain, would make almost anyone buckle, and you have to think, most of the New Zealand team haven't even touched a professional football such as in the EPL. With a few players playing MLS and SPL, but generally the team is made up of 'A-League' players.

Then look at spain, looking on Wikipedia, all bar one player play for big teams, Villareal, Barcelona, Liverpool, Arsenal, Valencia, Madrid.  

However as we all know, upsets happen, even the Italy game could easily have ended in a draw or a lucky win for NZ, very unlikely I know, but there was a chance.

As I said, by the end of the day, NZ lost the game, Spain just had to play an average game of football. Torres is an absolute gun, if he had played like that against any of the big national teams, he may have been lucky to score one goal. Fabregas is nothing special, especially infront of goal, he is all about being the pass master, so his goal probably would have missed, and well I don't know anything about Villa, so can't comment on him.

But in the future, I won't talk about anything, as that isn't what a forum is for is it? It's not as though I'm the bloody coach of NZ, so why act so shocked when NZ get steam rolled by such a brilliant team?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on June 25, 2009, 10:23:25 am
Ha ha world champs spain beatin 2 nil ! By the US of all people . Lol
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on June 25, 2009, 10:36:54 am
hahaha good work america

Knocked out World champs italy by beating egypt 3 nil then beat euro champs 2 nil

i see that ending when they play brazil though..... thats if South Africa dont beat them :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 25, 2009, 11:20:30 am
Italy were very lucky to have won the WC in 06, and have absolutely no chance next year.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 11, 2009, 03:38:56 am
Going to be an interesting season this one.

I say Chelsea to win it over Arsenal, and Man U, Liverpool, and Aston villa to follow closely behind.

Heres to hoping Man City get more injuries than the rest of the EPL combined.

Although looking at the pre season, Arsenal do look mighty fine, Chelsea drew with Reading, and only won over Man U thanks to a dodgy ref, Liverpool and Man City lost to Atletico Madrid, Arsenal beat them, Man city lost to Celtic, Arsenal are playing Celtic in their first qualifier for the Champs League.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on August 11, 2009, 09:21:42 am
Quote from: Spork;952205
Italy were very lucky to have won the WC in 06, and have absolutely no chance next year.
nah theyre getting some new players ;) will be different netx year
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 11, 2009, 10:26:51 am
I will go with who I always pick for the world cup.

Holland, every 4 years I lose 50 on them:disappoin
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 11, 2009, 10:33:58 am
Quote from: Spork;970839
Going to be an interesting season this one.

I say Chelsea to win it over Arsenal, and Man U, Liverpool, and Aston villa to follow closely behind.

Heres to hoping Man City get more injuries than the rest of the EPL combined.

Although looking at the pre season, Arsenal do look mighty fine, Chelsea drew with Reading, and only won over Man U thanks to a dodgy ref, Liverpool and Man City lost to Atletico Madrid, Arsenal beat them, Man city lost to Celtic, Arsenal are playing Celtic in their first qualifier for the Champs League.


i have to agree with you atm

Im a liverpool supporter to the bone but chelsea are looking very stong and havent lost any players from their roster so they are looking the strongest contender for the premiership this year
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 16, 2009, 05:25:09 am
Brilliant start to the season!

2-1 Chelsea over Hull (didn't really deserve it tbh)
3-0 for Arsenal and we are only 45 minutes into it!!

Fucking loving it. :D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 16, 2009, 06:36:40 am
6-1 To the mighty Arsenal!

Fantastic game.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 17, 2009, 12:23:02 pm
Quote from: Spork;972944
6-1 To the mighty Arsenal!

Fantastic game.


Fabregas, Van Persie and Arshavin are a mean little combo to have and arsenal are looking real good

I just want someone outside of chelsea and Man U to win!!!

Liverpool lost :(
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: lrdz on August 17, 2009, 03:39:35 pm
Hull lost :(
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 17, 2009, 05:19:16 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;973391
Fabregas, Van Persie and Arshavin are a mean little combo to have and arsenal are looking real good

I just want someone outside of chelsea and Man U to win!!!

Liverpool lost :(


Yea, I wouldn't mind if Chelsea win, but I just want Arsenal to finish first or second, or even fourth and win the FA cup or something like that, we need something.

Quote from: LorddLoss;973476
Hull lost :(


They did really well though! They easily could have won, or at least drawn. Bloody Drogba.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on August 17, 2009, 08:46:08 pm
What about that scorcher from Leo Bertos.
Bah can't find a vid to link. Best strike i've ever seen on Nz soil even with the deflection.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 18, 2009, 03:36:30 pm
when i saw where bertos was taking it from i though he may try and pick out one of his team mates

man what a goal

definately one of the best long range free kicks i have seen in the a league
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on August 18, 2009, 04:49:54 pm
Quote from: Spork;973509
but I just want Arsenal to finish first or second,

So do i. I just dropped some money on them at $6.50 to win the Premiership. If you know anything about Arsenal you'll know that this is the time when they shine.

Mind you, i also got some cheap action on the Bombers to win the flag at $80.00. It's a long shot but the Baby Bombers are back, baby! :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: lrdz on August 18, 2009, 05:46:20 pm
@ bertos' goal it was pretty funny cos the commentator says "oh it shouldnt trouble the keeper from that range". then he scores. lol
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: benlav on August 18, 2009, 07:36:41 pm
Quote from: kilabee;973604
What about that scorcher from Leo Bertos.
Bah can't find a vid to link. Best strike i've ever seen on Nz soil even with the deflection.



[video]AP1PXpOyWpA[/video]

I got my tickets for the all whites match today. can't wait.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 18, 2009, 08:40:36 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;973948
So do i. I just dropped some money on them at $6.50 to win the Premiership. If you know anything about Arsenal you'll know that this is the time when they shine.

Mind you, i also got some cheap action on the Bombers to win the flag at $80.00. It's a long shot but the Baby Bombers are back, baby! :rnr:

I value your decisions and opinions quite highly, so you have tempted me to do the same, but I have only been following the Gunners since February this year, so am not confident at all on them winning, but as I said, most of the big and even the teams that are in the lower top 8 didn't do well in the first round, a win isn't enough at this level, you need to win comfortably to be able to show your opponents that you mean business.

I have a high belief that Arsenal can do real well this year (top three at the VERY least, quite possibly a win and possibly second), just after last season I am not confident enough for them to win it.

I saw the other day that the odds for Arsenal to win absolutely everything (EPL, FA, Champs league and the Carling) are at $2001.00
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on August 18, 2009, 08:53:36 pm
Quote from: benlav;974031


I got my tickets for the all whites match today. can't wait.


How good is the value of the tickets :rnr:
Good work NZFB
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 18, 2009, 09:03:21 pm
Quote from: LorddLoss;973979
@ bertos' goal it was pretty funny cos the commentator says "oh it shouldnt trouble the keeper from that range". then he scores. lol

It was a great goal, very well shot, but the keeper should easily have got to it, for anyone who follows either Arsenal or Manchester, or just Soccer in general, it reminds me of the goal that Ronaldo scored against Arsenal (Almunia) last year in either the premier league or the CL semi final.

Amazing goal, but keeper should have got to it.

[video]ZNsWVuv_oxs[/video]

From 54 seconds onwards. First goal is brilliant too though.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 19, 2009, 06:45:26 pm
Watched the first 35 mins of the Chelsea Sunderland game last night, then went to bed as I bet on Chelsea, and Sunderland scored and didn't look like giving it up, so was quite surprised at the end result.

I do not think Chelsea deserved the win, but then I did not watch the full game, so they may have been brilliant in the second half. I guess they were considering they won 3-1.

The Arsenal Celtic Champs League game was good though, just finished watching it now as I didn't know it was on TV this morning. We played well, perhaps didn't deserve our goals, but we were definitely the better team on the day. The only thing Celtic had going for them was their physical ability, but that was not enough.

I can see us (Arsenal) going a long way in this season of Soccer.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 20, 2009, 08:31:53 pm
Hahahahahahahah at Man U
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 21, 2009, 02:58:12 am
Quote from: runing;975029
Hahahahahahahah at Man U


Woah, I was so close to betting on them, but just had a feeling that they would lose.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 21, 2009, 08:58:27 am
Burnley laugh in the face of Man U :bounce:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 22, 2009, 02:49:22 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;975149
Burnley laugh in the face of Man U :bounce:


And I join them in doing so, hopefully they have a similar result next weekend against Arsenal.

I'd even be happy with a draw.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 23, 2009, 04:01:36 am
Another thrashing dished out by the mighty Arsenal. 4-1 against Portsmouth

Man U thumped Wigan 5-0, Man City won 2-1, no idea about the rest.

We are top of the table again. :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on August 23, 2009, 09:29:10 am
Quote from: Spork;975839

We are top of the table again. :)


Enjoy it while it lasts :) it's the other end of the season that matters
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on August 23, 2009, 10:21:45 am
Quote from: Spork;974066
I value your decisions and opinions quite highly,

I'm flattered.

I've been following the Gunners since the early 70's after my parents bought me a book of great sporting achievements for christmas. It detailed the Gunners doing the "double" (FA Cup, Premiership) in 71. They won the FA Cup in 79 and did the double again 98 and 2002.

I remember a friend telling me that they always peak around the change of the decade - and for a long time that was how their results went. If you look at their wins they always seem to come between the 8-9 years and the 01-02 years of a decade. This run was upset a bit during the early 00's as Henry led them spectacularly, but since his departure they haven't really featured.

If history repeats then we're in for another golden run - and long may it continue. :D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 23, 2009, 04:39:21 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;975868
I'm flattered.

I've been following the Gunners since the early 70's after my parents bought me a book of great sporting achievements for christmas. It detailed the Gunners doing the "double" (FA Cup, Premiership) in 71. They won the FA Cup in 79 and did the double again 98 and 2002.

I remember a friend telling me that they always peak around the change of the decade - and for a long time that was how their results went. If you look at their wins they always seem to come between the 8-9 years and the 01-02 years of a decade. This run was upset a bit during the early 00's as Henry led them spectacularly, but since his departure they haven't really featured.

If history repeats then we're in for another golden run - and long may it continue. :D


That's really interesting, sort of strange as well. If true, then we are in for a very good season, and hopefully many more.

I feel that the next two matches are going to be very important for the team, especially for confidence boosting. If we can get two wins from Manchester, then we have until the very end of November before we face another of the top four teams, Chelsea.

It is quite possible that Arsenal will win this year. Although I guess I shouldn't really be judging this on their performances against two average teams in Portsmouth and Everton.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 25, 2009, 09:32:32 am
Kinda like Spurs FA Cup record. They win it at the beginning of the decade.

My Dad is a spurs fan, poor guy is deluded that they can carry on and go all the way this year. Might be time for him to be admitted to a home for the bewildered.

Shame about Liverpool  :heheh:  Slow start to the season for them.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TuataraDude on August 25, 2009, 09:49:31 am
I'm not going to go through 5 pages, but have any of you signed up to this?

http://iknowthescore.premierleague.com/landing.htm;jsessionid=4CC9602232097CCDAB2BE97087B39C30.web2

I don't usually do very well, but it is a bit of a laugh.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 25, 2009, 10:15:18 am
signed up

phoenixunitednz
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 25, 2009, 11:37:31 am
I signed up to the premierleague.co.uk fantasy league, and am failing so badly.

Everyone else in the league that I am in has at the very least 130 points, and I have 70....
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on August 25, 2009, 10:34:34 pm
gunners go one up !!!!!!!!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 25, 2009, 10:52:44 pm
Quote from: Cake;976951
gunners go one up !!!!!!!!!


What?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 26, 2009, 11:04:28 pm
Cake is obviously observing the game tonight ahead of time, due to a temporal distortion unit located beside his colon.

I figure tonights line up for the beautiful, beautiful Gunners will be as follows:

                                     Almunia
       Sagna         Gallas           Verminator        Clichy
                                    Song
                       Ramsay           Denielson
          Eduardo                  Bendy                  Big Arsh

RVP on the bench I would say. Could be wrong.

2-1 to Le'Arse - 4-1 aggregate. I'd love a clean sheet, but I still think we play too far up the pitch, we'll see.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 26, 2009, 11:39:42 pm
Ah, he sent me a PM saying that we are 1 up on Man U (and the other top teams mind you), as in we are on top of the ladder, except we just need to play another game.

Bad thing is, that game is V Man U. However, Man U are not the dominating team that they normally are, so we have a very very high chance of beating them, or that is what I am telling myself.

Also, for our Home leg of the CL V Celtic, I agree with your Line up completely Wandy, and even if in the odd chance that Fabulous is fit to play, he should definitely not, he should be rested for the big game on the weekend.

The thing is, even if they manage to score two and keep a clean sheet, there is no way they will beat us on penalties. So going by that, they would have to win by 3 goals, away from home, and Celtic have a very poor record away from home, sure you can say they beat Moscow, but Moscow would probably struggle in England's Championship ladder. So taking that into account on top of the fact that we have scored 12 goals in our first three games (albeit against 3 rather poor teams - one of whom we are facing in an easier match tonight), and the fact that this game is at the Emirates - Arsenal's home for anyone wandering through this thread and is clueless to the side of soccer, I believe that we are almost 100% guaranteed to score.

We have all of our top class strikers available, and a whole load more who are more than willing to score, sure only one of our strikers has scored this season, but you can tell from the way that Arshavin is getting angry with himself that it looks like any second now he is going to burst out of his skin and open up his 09/10 scoring card, the same thing applies for RVP, sure he has assisted many, but so have all of our strikers, they seem to be setting up a lot of world class goals. However I believe that within a few more games, RVP is going to have a couple or more goals up his sleeve.

Then there is Eduardo, the only one of our strikers who has scored, he is skill in a box, and that box is about to be opened, possibly not this match, but very soon (hopefully on the weekend against Manure), and when it opens, I don't think it will be closed for a long time. Eduardo is pure skill, he is in my opinion more skilled than any of our other strikers, he is able to do more than all of them and has more commitment to his play, not by too much more than RVP, but he definitely takes the cake in my opinion.

Then you look at the rest of our front men, even the injured ones, this season we have a whole lot of possibilities, Bendtner, Walcott, Vela, Fabregas*, Rosicky*, Wilshire, Ramsey*, I think I have even heard that Eboue can play up front.

* All the players whom I am almost 100% sure can and do play upfront, with the exception of Fab, I have not seen any of the others in an attacking position.

And then even after that you have all of our other players from Midfield and defence who find themselves in the front lines at crucial times, like our current champion in Gallas, and Vermaelan, Diaby, Denilson, Ramsey.

Arsenal in 2009/2010 are the team to beat.

I honestly have no idea how the game V Celtic will go, but I will have a guess at 3-1 to us, Arshavin, Gallas(might as well eh?), and RVP off a penalty, or maybe even a free kick (I've been waiting so long to see him plant in a direct free kick, I love direct free kicks more than anything else in the world of Football, oh, except Arsenal absolutely annihilating other teams.

My predicted scoreline for the weekend V Man U, 1-1, 2-1 (to us) or 2-2.

I will be very happy with a draw against them, but that will mean we drop below Chelsea and Tottenham.

After Man U we have a pretty good run, starting off with man city (2-1 to us, Adebayor scoring for them), but then we have a whole load of lower league teams.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 26, 2009, 11:40:18 pm
You live in England don't you Wandy? Or am I thinking of someone else?

If so, I really do despise you. :p
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 27, 2009, 07:10:49 am
A bit early to be saying Arsenal are the team to beat don't you think.
Come back to me at xmas and we will see. Tis a long season.

Still blind optimism has long been a gunners trait :confused:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 27, 2009, 11:55:52 am
Quote from: runing;977384
A bit early to be saying Arsenal are the team to beat don't you think.
Come back to me at xmas and we will see. Tis a long season.

Still blind optimism has long been a gunners trait :confused:


I'm talking about right now though, we are definitely the team that is in best form. All the other top teams are either losing games, or getting away with a tough win.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on August 27, 2009, 01:01:57 pm
Quote from: runing;977384
A bit early to be saying Arsenal are the team to beat don't you think.

No, not at all. They are looking good and will go from strength to strength. I expect that they'll beat ManU this round and will come more into some people's contentions, but if you are able to read the signs you will see that there's something special about this year's Gunners. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 27, 2009, 01:12:21 pm
Actually Spork you said they are the team to beat 09/10 not atm.

Tofu they certainly are looking good, for an oscar, what with all the diving in the box this morning.

Still when you lack the firepower up front you have to be creative. P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 27, 2009, 07:30:31 pm
Quote from: runing;977530
Actually Spork you said they are the team to beat 09/10 not atm.

Tofu they certainly are looking good, for an oscar, what with all the diving in the box this morning.

Still when you lack the firepower up front you have to be creative. P

Lack the fire power op front?

Ronaldo, Drogba, Messi.

Two of the world's best, and one of the best in the EPL, and all three of them (more so the first two) dive an absolute fuck load. Ronaldo is probably the most known for diving.

Yet all three of them are some of the best attacking players  of today.

Do you seriously think Ronaldo needs to dive?

Same thing applies for Eduardo, he is possibly Arsenal's best striker, and if you just search his name on youtube, or download other videos of him, even though most of them were from before he broke his leg, when he was not as skilled as he is at the moment, he pulls off some absolutely incredible skill and goals.

Next thing you are going to tell me you support Tottenham...

Sure, Eduardo may have made a dive, but everyone dives if they see the right opportunity.  Also, if you look at the incident, as soon as he hit the ground, he did not look straight at the ref, he looked at the goal keeper as if to see if he was O.K, he was not instantly looking for the penalty. I agree it is very unlikely, but he may have just been trying to get out of the way of the keeper, and either accidentally made it look like a dive, fall, or he just fell weird.

However, as I said, even if he did dive, by this stage, when diving has been around for so long, even though you can quite easily get penalised for it, I feel it is a part of the game. Just some people can pull it off better than others.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 27, 2009, 07:50:16 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;977526
No, not at all. They are looking good and will go from strength to strength. I expect that they'll beat ManU this round and will come more into some people's contentions, but if you are able to read the signs you will see that there's something special about this year's Gunners. :P


Exactly my thoughts, although I am not as sure that they can beat Man U this weekend.

But maybe you have to be a supporter to see that this isn't just a short stint of great football, they seem to be set for a while now, doing really well, and we have a far better field than we had last year at least, so the one or two injuries that we will (most likely) always have will not damage the team as much as they did last year.

EDIT: Just read that apparently people were shinning laser pointers into eduardos eyes just before he was about to take the penalty kick.

That is total crap, what the players do on the field is their business, sure some things might be a bit more like cheating than they should be, but when football 'fans' interfere with a game, that is going too far.

Back on the subject of diving.

Do yo really think that Arsene teaches the team to dive? If you do you are a crackpot, although I remember reading a news article where Mourinho admitted to telling his Chelsea team, that if the time is right, that they should dive.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/chelsea/article4988651.ece

Don't think that is the article I am thinking of, but oh well.

I am not just defending Eduardo, as to me it did look like a dive, and sure you can say I'm Australian so cheating is in my nature, but at the moment Arsenal are in a position where they do not need to dive, so far in the EPL, The Gunners have played two, won two (so are on 6 points) and have a +8 goal difference, Tottenham and Chelsea who are first and second (both on 9 points), Tottenham have a +6 goal difference and Chelsea a +3 or 4 I think. So after three games they still have not scored as many goals as Arsenal have. Sure goal difference isn't everything, but considering who ever thought up the 09/10 fixture list is retarded and there is already half of the Premier League teams who are down a game, I believe that by the time that we play our extra game, if we have won the game V United, we will stay on top for quite some time.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on August 27, 2009, 10:26:01 pm
Your goal difference will be 5 come Monday :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 28, 2009, 07:04:33 am
My goodness Spork you are a passionate supporter aren't you.

I was just giving Tofu a bit of stick. I was not saying that the are told to dive, jeez man lighten up.

As for the goal diff, it seems this year that a game against Everton will do wonders for that.

As I have already said it is a long season, and injuries can play a huge part in the end run, so hold off on the brash predictions for a bit yet eh
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 28, 2009, 12:47:57 pm
Quote from: runing;977804
My goodness Spork you are a passionate supporter aren't you.

I was just giving Tofu a bit of stick. I was not saying that the are told to dive, jeez man lighten up.

As for the goal diff, it seems this year that a game against Everton will do wonders for that.

As I have already said it is a long season, and injuries can play a huge part in the end run, so hold off on the brash predictions for a bit yet eh

I just want my team to do well :'(

I'm also just surprised that one of my favourite sporting stars did something which most consider so morally wrong. SO trying to justify it. :P

Champs league draw ended up with some fairly boring fixtures. Not one group with more than one good team in it.

Except for maybe group C, has Milan, and Real Madrid.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 28, 2009, 02:07:36 pm
I just realised that there is an absolute load of money thrown around in the champions league.

Quote
Prize money

UEFA awards €3 million to each team that qualifies for the UEFA Champions League, plus €2.4 million for participating in the Group stage. A Group stage win is worth €600,000 and a draw is worth €300,000.

In addition, UEFA pays each quarter finalist €2.5 million, €3 million for each semi-finalist, €4 million for the runners-up and €7 million for the winners. [2]

A large part of the distributed revenue from the UEFA Champions League is linked to the "market pool", the distribution of which is determined by the value of the television market in each country. For the 2008-09 season, both Manchester United and Bayern Munich, who reached the final and quarter-final respectively, earned more than Barcelona, who won the tournament.[3]


That's crazy.

So last year, even Arsenal and Chelsea won 11.5 million euros. Then Barca won something like 18.5 mill?

That's a fair pay for winning a few games of soccer. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 29, 2009, 08:33:43 pm
I see your buddy is being brought before the judiciary for his diving antics.

Throw the book at him, they need to rid the game of that bullshit imo
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 29, 2009, 09:21:35 pm
Well while I think it is a dive, there are many saying that he simply saved himself from having to sit out another year or two thanks to another broken leg.

Also, why should he be given a two match ban when if he was penalised in game it would have simply been a yellow card?

How come Ronaldo, Drogba and Gerrard are still allowed to play the game if Eduardo is going to be punished for a one off offence....
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 30, 2009, 06:28:31 am
Lame... :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 30, 2009, 09:19:36 am
I agree anybody caught diving deserves the book thrown at them. Guess you have to start with someone tho. Problem is it is UEFA not the FA doing it, so you will get away with it in the domestic league but not the European.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 30, 2009, 02:48:37 pm
There are talks that apparently Rooney dived last night again The Gunners, not sure just yet, just downloading the full match now.

I really can't wait for us to get our catch up match already, it sucks being below teams simply because we haven't played as many matches as them.

EDIT: After watching, it does look like he was going down well before his legs made contact with Almunia's arms, but it definitely is a penalty.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: nataS on August 30, 2009, 04:46:52 pm
Quote from: Spork;977689
However, as I said, even if he did dive, by this stage, when diving has been around for so long, even though you can quite easily get penalised for it, I feel it is a part of the game. Just some people can pull it off better than others.



Do you still feel this way after this mornings game?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on August 30, 2009, 05:18:45 pm
nataS nice to have yet another 28th here mate. _b
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on August 30, 2009, 05:27:10 pm
Quote from: Spork;978518
There are talks that apparently Rooney dived last night again The Gunners,

Apparently? Shit, the Russian judge gave him a 10.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on August 30, 2009, 09:03:14 pm
Quote from: Spork;978376


How come Ronaldo, Drogba and Gerrard are still allowed to play the game if Eduardo is going to be punished for a one off offence....


That was one of the more blatant dives, Ronaldo normally gets clipped in some way and while he could stay on his feet why should he get kicked all the time.

When people do keep going like Rooney they often get very irate the second or third foul and then get slated for having a temper.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on August 30, 2009, 09:41:59 pm
Who's playing the Jimungo premiership?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 30, 2009, 09:49:39 pm
Nice Own Goal Arsenal :P

Chelsea had a good win
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 31, 2009, 12:09:18 am
Quote from: nataS;978549
Do you still feel this way after this mornings game?


I do, sure I am angry that we were on the end of this one, but we often have been.

Quote from: henno;978638
When people do keep going like Rooney they often get very irate the second or third foul and then get slated for having a temper.


Once again I can look to Arsenal Man U last season.

http://www.offthepost.info/2009/04/video-cristiano-ronaldos-temper-tantrum-when-he-didnt-get-a-free-kick-against-arsenal/

Seriously? WTF?

Quote from: R3DM@N;978652
Nice Own Goal Arsenal :P

Chelsea had a good win


Fuck you too! :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 31, 2009, 10:52:35 pm
Unfortunate for Arsenal.

Things we have learned:

- The team is good enough for a title challenge.
- Rooney is leagues above Eduardo in the diving stakes. Excellent form.
- Almunia is sorta retarded.
- Diaby has worked on his game over the summer, and now is a threat in the air.
- No one has told Diaby the teams swap at half time.
- Song has been replaced by a player several times better than him, who is also called Song.
- Eboue has tilted from loved to hated, again.
- Arshavin is a darling.
- RVP is possibly the unluckiest striker in the world.
- Wenger is a legend.
- The FA refuse to criticise United fans for singing 'Sit down you pedophile', again.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 31, 2009, 11:05:48 pm
How is Wenger a pedofile?

What are out chances for our next trip to the city of manchester?

I honestly have no idea.

The FA and any other governing body refuse to do anything against Man U.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 01, 2009, 02:25:15 am
It's an old chant, come up with by Tottenham fans I think. Mainly because they are classy, to do with the youth of the team - oh, and the raping of babies.

I would say if we play like that (mistakes aside) we will win at Man City. Just as we deserved to win at Man U.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 01, 2009, 02:39:48 am
Quote from: Wandarah;979129
It's an old chant, come up with by Tottenham fans I think. Mainly because they are classy, to do with the youth of the team - oh, and the raping of babies.

I would say if we play like that (mistakes aside) we will win at Man City. Just as we deserved to win at Man U.


I agree, was just saying to a mate who said we played like crap, which is a little bit true, we could have played a lot better but we out-played the other team, so thats all that matters, one loss isn't going to matter in the long run.

Although I feel Man City are going to be a lot more of a challenge than Man U were.

They haven't conceded a goal yet!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on September 01, 2009, 08:35:11 am
Quote from: Spork;979130
I agree, was just saying to a mate who said we played like crap, which is a little bit true, we could have played a lot better but we out-played the other team, so thats all that matters,


You sound like a netball supporter  "at least we won the third quarter" :)

This is sport how you played is irelevant it's the win that counts.

United will be pleased to have played so badly and still got 3 points
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 01, 2009, 08:00:40 pm
Quote from: henno;979160
You sound like a netball supporter  "at least we won the third quarter" :)

This is sport how you played is irelevant it's the win that counts.

United will be pleased to have played so badly and still got 3 points


No, I'm talking long term here, Sure Manited got the three points but we played better than them, so out of the performances both teams put in, we should be able to go further than them.

Sure, there are many flaws in my logic, but what ever. :P

Also, I don't mind netball. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 02, 2009, 01:49:45 am
Punch your friend in the cock - Arsenal played very well. Left ourselves exposed when looking for the equaliser mind.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on September 02, 2009, 10:59:35 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;979612
Punch your friend in the cock - Arsenal played very well. .
booyeah nice when the ole gunners can still do something   :rnr:


dunno bout punching the guy in the cock though , why not just in the face a few times =P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 02, 2009, 11:41:31 pm
I bloody hate international breaks, and not just because it means we have to wait longer for more EPL, but because 99% of Arsenal come back injured.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 03, 2009, 07:10:30 pm
Anyone heard of 'The Away Boyz' or 'Arsenal Away Boyz'?

[video]jjinCdHr6T0[/video]

[video]LKJ_zCHLoKU[/video]
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 04, 2009, 01:39:26 am
Quote
Fifa have banned Chelsea from registering any new players in the next two transfer windows.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5535793,00.html

Lol.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 04, 2009, 09:32:52 am
Luckily we don't need anymore players because we are so leet atm
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 04, 2009, 02:57:11 pm
Quote from: runing;980693
Luckily we don't need anymore players because we are so leet atm


Considering Ballack is possibly retiring after the world cup, that may be a problem, also that a lot of your players are 30+

But yea, Chelsea are actually my second favourite team, so I don't think this is quite fair, and is quite a stupid decision.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on September 04, 2009, 03:00:10 pm
Quote from: Spork;980799
Chelsea are actually my second favourite team,

The Mincers? You're kidding, right?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 04, 2009, 09:53:59 pm
Shuddup Vego!

I can't see this sticking tbh, the whole transfer thing is a big murky mess. Of course you are going to feel out a player before you approach them ( homo's snicker now).

Fucking French should be grateful they aren't speaking German.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 05, 2009, 08:31:50 am
Couldnt have happened to an uglier bunch of cunts, imo.

Chelsea is now the team that couldnt. Money bags Man City have come in, all teenage, nubile and accomodating.

Chelsea is yesterdays news. But todays need for Adult diapers.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Cake on September 06, 2009, 12:24:45 pm
watching reruns , Jesus christ that man rooney pisses me off , he should start in hollywood with those mallow dramatic theatrics ffs
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 14, 2009, 11:21:51 am
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Status   Home   Score   Away   VENUE (ATT.)
FT    Portsmouth    2 - 3    Bolton Wanderers    Fratton Park (17,564)
FT    Blackburn Rovers    3 - 1    Wolverhampton Wanderers    Ewood Park (24,845)
FT    Wigan Athletic    1 - 0    West Ham United    DW Stadium (17,142)
FT    Liverpool    4 - 0    Burnley    Anfield (43,817)
FT    Stoke City    1 - 2    Chelsea    Britannia Stadium (27,440)
FT    Sunderland    4 - 1    Hull City    Stadium of Light (38,997)
FT    Manchester City    4 - 2    Arsenal    City of Manchester Stadium (47,339)
FT    Tottenham Hotspur    1 - 3    Manchester United    White Hart Lane (35,785)
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Status   Home   Score   Away   VENUE (ATT.)
FT    Birmingham    0 - 1    Aston Villa    St Andrews Stadium (25,196)
FT    Fulham    2 - 1    Everton    Craven Cottage (2

Shame about Arsenal losing :heheh:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 14, 2009, 02:17:51 pm
Meh, who do you support again?

We've lost away to Man U and Man city, both times we were unlucky, and both games could easily have gone the other way.

We are the only team to have gone up against two big teams, away.

I still know that Arsenal are strong, and come the end of the season, will be up there and challenging for the title.

it was hardly a crushing 4-2, there was no point where they dominated play, they just converted almost every opportunity that they got.

EDIT: In the next two months all the other big teams (Spurs, City, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manure) have big teams face each other, and in the next two months the biggest team we go up against is Tottenham at the Emirates.

So while everyone else will be losing points, we should be capitalising on every game, from now until November 29th (Arsenal Chelsea) we should be able to get a maximum of 25 points. Then even the Chelsea game is at the Emirates aswell, so it is quite possible that we will draw or win that match.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 14, 2009, 03:10:49 pm
Arsenal was pretty shit tbh

especially on that bellamy run, on the counter their defence was in tatters

it shows how much the mis arshavin as well

to me he is the gun in their team
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 14, 2009, 04:53:20 pm
Chelsea
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 14, 2009, 09:28:13 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;984171
Arsenal was pretty shit tbh

especially on that bellamy run, on the counter their defence was in tatters

it shows how much the mis arshavin as well

to me he is the gun in their team


TBH it seems as though no matter who is out due to what ever reason, we miss them terribly.

If we had a full strength team for most of the season, we could be quite good.

But yea, Chelsea seem to be the top dogs at the moment, even though they haven't gone up against anyone yet.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 15, 2009, 02:34:37 pm
yeah chelsea were lucky to win the other day

I think arsenal are just like my team Liverpool

World Beaters one day, shit the next

I live arsenals style of play and all they need is some consistency and they will hold their own
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: lrdz on September 15, 2009, 02:58:33 pm
Hull 4th from the bottom not too bad lol
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on September 15, 2009, 02:58:41 pm
Quote from: Spork;984434

If we had a full strength team for most of the season, we could be quite good.



If my aunty had balls she's be my uncle. :heheh:

That's what the premiership is all about,  squad depth not necessarily the best first team.

Chelsea and Man  U to fight it out at the end.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 15, 2009, 08:36:49 pm
Man City look good so far, especially if they stomp on the opposition.

Early days yet,
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 15, 2009, 11:59:31 pm
They may look good, but they are probably the most hideous bunch of cunts to grace the PL since Chelsea.

Their fans are now just as insufferable.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 16, 2009, 07:20:33 am
Quote from: Wandarah;979129
I would say if we play like that (mistakes aside) we will win at Man City. Just as we deserved to win at Man U.


LOL

 is it an Arsenal trait to be so deluded? Your defence is as leaky as an 80 year old hooker
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2009, 11:56:16 pm
Quote from: runing;984271
Chelsea


(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/8553/l13r1922ss2015550.jpg) (http://img7.imageshack.us/i/l13r1922ss2015550.jpg/)

I think it will be a reasonably straight forward game for any Chelsea supporter who plays FM 2010. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 17, 2009, 12:02:28 am
Quote from: runing;985084
LOL

 is it an Arsenal trait to be so deluded? Your defence is as leaky as an 80 year old hooker


Our last two games mistakes had more to do with our midfield than our defence, Vermaelan and Gallas are an exceptionally good combination, and are working really well together, Sagna is a champion and so is Clichy.

Why else would our defence have not changed at all this season?

But now we have Rosicky back in our midfield we are looking a lot better, even when he came on during the City match he made a huge difference to the side.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TuataraDude on September 17, 2009, 11:40:04 am
Ouch!

Football has had many accusations regarding Hollywoods from players going down, but this one can be considered genuine.

CAUTION: If you are a little squeemish, you will not want to see this.

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/international/2009/09/15/horror-foul-in-suedafrika/video-beinbruch-carara-black-aces.html
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on September 17, 2009, 08:26:00 pm
Deseved the red card I guess.
Thats the thing with football, you can get some nasty injuries.

Only fair that if Chelsea break the transfer rules they get punished.  
Sounds like they are getting done pretty hard thou.

Wins for Arsenal and Liverpool today in the champions leauge - all good, thou expected.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 18, 2009, 12:27:40 am
Quote from: Zenith;985864
Deseved the red card I guess.
Thats the thing with football, you can get some nasty injuries.

Only fair that if Chelsea break the transfer rules they get punished.  
Sounds like they are getting done pretty hard thou.

Wins for Arsenal and Liverpool today in the champions leauge - all good, thou expected.

Just watching the Arsenal game now, but from what I see so far, we didn't deserve it, but we did come back from a 2-0 down (Standard Liegue scored in the second minute, and 5th minute from a penalty)

Penalty looked like a dive to me.

EDIT: I guess we played exceptionally well in the second half, all thanks to Bendtner's goal to open our scoring, He played quite well throughout the game I feel.

Our defence was quite good, not their fault that Eduardo pretty well scored for Standard, then somehow Gallas brought down their captain when Gallas was infront of him....
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 18, 2009, 09:07:44 am
I notice you have not talked about the blatant hand ball that got your second goal.

Your team should be playing water polo with all the diving and handling
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 18, 2009, 09:58:34 am
Quote from: runing;986075


Your team should be playing water polo with all the diving and handling


LOL +1
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 18, 2009, 11:17:10 am
Quote from: runing;986075
I notice you have not talked about the blatant hand ball that got your second goal.

Your team should be playing water polo with all the diving and handling

Coming from someone who I pressume has supported Drogba through his career.....

Every team dives.

Do you think if Terry got a handball in the box, then Lampard scored because of it, but no one saw it, would they tell the ref?

No, that isn't how it works.

EDIT: I think Standard where more appealing for offside than handball, it's not handball every time it hits someones hand, as it is not always possible to move your hand away from a fast ball. I do not believe that Song, or who ever it was who made the 'handball' meant to do it, he was more trying to balance his body while he kicked the ball, but then missed the ball as it flung up and hit his arm.

Sure, just because it wasn't meant, doesn't mean it wasn't a handball out of the textbook, but there was no intent.

The commentators that I had (FSC) sucked SO bad btw, most boring commentators in the world.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 18, 2009, 04:34:22 pm
"Hand to ball or ball to hand?" Nothing stirs the passion like a controversial handball decision.

You've only got to look at players and managers jumping up and down enraged at a dodgy penalty to know that.

A ball slams into a player's arm and one team is screaming for a penalty, while the others are claiming it was an accident.

It's a tricky one for the referee to call in the heat of the moment.

So what is 'deliberate' handball?

In Fifa's Laws of the Game 2005, Law 12 says a free-kick or penalty will be awarded if a player "handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area)".

Page 67 of the document gives "additional information for referees, assistant referees and fourth officials".

It adds: "Referees are reminded that deliberately handling the ball is normally punished only by a direct free-kick or penalty kick if the offence occurred inside the penalty area.

"A caution or dismissal is not normally required."

However, the document fails to describe what constitutes deliberate handball, which places the responsibility firmly on the referee and referees' assistants.

Former Premier League referee David Elleray said the referee's interpretation depends on whether the hand or arm is in an "unnatural" position at the point of contact.

David Elleray consults his assistant during a club
Referees often consult their assistants on decisions
"Referees look at two specifics - did the hand or arm go towards the ball or in a manner which would block the ball, or is the hand in a position where it would not normally be?" Elleray told BBC Sport.

"The challenging decisions are if the defending player spreads their arms to make themselves bigger.

"If the ball hits the arm then the referee must decide whether this action was to deliberately block the ball or whether the player has raised their arms to protect themselves - especially if the ball is hit at speed."

The referee and referees' assistants, therefore, have a matter of seconds to weigh up these factors, and take the appropriate action.

And there will always be at least one manager, 11 players and thousands of fans who will insist they have been hard done by.

His arm was in a position to block the ball IMO
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 19, 2009, 02:15:36 am
Well yea, but who is to say it was intentional?

BTW, as you must have seen, the ref didn't call it , so the game went on and the goal was counted. Not much will be done on the matter, there are a hell of a lot of goals and big plays in most games of pretty well any sport that could have been not counted if the ref picked up on something, but that is how sport is at the moment.

However, I note that you did not respond about my comment saying that if it was a Chelsea team member, which happens a hell of a lot (just like any other team) then you wouldn't be complaining.

That's life.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 19, 2009, 07:02:16 am
I wouldn't complain about a handball not being picked up, that is the rub of the green.

I can't stand diving though, regardless of who does it. I think if in the replays it is spotted then they should be able to retrospectively punish the sod who did it. Ban them from all leagues for x amount of games, it would quickly put an end to it
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on September 19, 2009, 01:18:03 pm
There is some call for 'diving' thou in that allowing yourself to fall will lessen the chance of injury instead of standing against an attack, the trick is to stand up and keep playing - sure wave out and complain to the ref.  
you do see a few lying on the ground with a trainer tending them and the Ref restarts play and the magic power of the wistle fixes their sore leg.

Watching a bit of the NZ vs Oz netball thou there seemed to be more contact and body checks than your average game of Football and not a yellow card insight.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 20, 2009, 04:34:55 am
If you are looking for a perfect example of handball, watch some highlights of Arsenal's pwnage of Wigan, Eboue performs a perfect handball, unfortunately he realised afterward that he is not a goal keeper, and even if he was, he was at the wrong end.

I dislike Eboue anyway, as you say runing, no matter who it is, if a player actually dives - like Eboue did a couple of weeks back against Man U I think it was, then they should be red carded and banned for at least three matches, across all competitions.

If Eduardo's suspension had been carried out, he would not have been missed as we only had to face Standard Liegue, and we are going up against another fairly bad team after Liegue.

---

Anyway, onto tonight's match, the whole team seemed to play fairly well, although Song seemed to be playing on ice because of the amount of times he fell over, and Van Persie seemed to be kicking an ice ball the amount of times he fucked it up.

But overall this is one of the better games of our season so far, we dominated 95% of the play, and Vermaelen scored two brilliant goals, the first was a header where he showed how deadly he can be in the air, and the second was a cracker of a strike, that any of the best strikers would be extremely pleased with.

Third goal was coming for a while, ended with a cross in from Clichy, to Eduardo, who booted it into the close left post, and then got it back through a pass from Diaby, and Eduardo planted it in the back of the net via a detour of Eboue's legs.

Fourth was quite a nice goal really, Bendtner had it on the outside right of the box, and saw Fabregas making a run towards the near post, so quickly passed it in and Cesc knocked it into the goals.

The good thing is that at the moment our style of play is consistent, we have played well in every one of our games this season, we just had 'bad luck' in Manchester.

Another good thing is that we have a decent run of average teams for a month and a half.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on September 21, 2009, 02:33:33 am
Uniteds 'luck' continues

Great finish, well deserved win but some good goals by City to keep it exciting
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 21, 2009, 09:34:11 pm
Hmm, decent game for any neutral supporter of the Manc game.

Crap arse defending on both account though! Foster is a terrible keeper as well.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 22, 2009, 10:49:26 pm
I have tickets for the Carling Cup game at the Emirates tonight.

Wahey! It's always good fun to see the wee lads have a decent shot. Here's hoping they have the bollocks.

I'm hopeful, yet realise how foolish I was saying such things before the Man City game. Yet with Senderos and Sly in defense, as questionable as both of them are (the latter makes me want to shit my pants), we should be relatively solid at the back.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 23, 2009, 12:44:45 am
Quote from: Wandarah;988142
I have tickets for the Carling Cup game at the Emirates tonight.

Wahey! It's always good fun to see the wee lads have a decent shot. Here's hoping they have the bollocks.

I'm hopeful, yet realise how foolish I was saying such things before the Man City game. Yet with Senderos and Sly in defense, as questionable as both of them are (the latter makes me want to shit my pants), we should be relatively solid at the back.


Could you take some photos? Would be great to see some which were taken by a Iconzian/ Ghubber.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 23, 2009, 12:48:35 am
I'll only have my extremely shit cellphone camera with me, but I'm sure I can take some very poor quality pics yeah.

Luckily I'm in row 4! So I wont have to zoom too much :D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 23, 2009, 04:43:52 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;988197
I'll only have my extremely shit cellphone camera with me, but I'm sure I can take some very poor quality pics yeah.

Luckily I'm in row 4! So I wont have to zoom too much :D


You're one lucky mofo tbh.

I'd consider killing to have the opportunity to go to the Emirates for a game.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 23, 2009, 09:46:31 pm
Was heaps of fun, no doubt assisted by the 5 pints I sank before the game. Ah, I do love singing how much we all hate Tottenham, even when they're not there.

I got some pics - awful ones of the game I'm afraid - but some cheesy ones of the surrounding environ. I made a steward smile for a photo though. They're usually very unsmiley fuckers - had an annoying prick in front of me that kept trying to start all the wrong songs at the wrong time.

The goals happened at the other end, but I could still see them go in. El Mucho enjoyable.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 23, 2009, 11:37:17 pm
Awesome, do you go to many games? Or just one every now and then?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 24, 2009, 12:11:05 am
I've only been to maybe 7 or 8 in my 3 and a half years here. CC tickets are only £10, so I'll hopefully be going to a bit more this years.

Membership prices are hellish, 20k+ waiting list for a 2.5 grand season ticket. You can then get gold, silver or red memberships. Tickets left over go in order down the list. Red membership holders can usually get more than a few games a season, at about £46 a game - but never one against the big four. Those puppies are all gone well in advance.

CC tickets go on general sale, which means first in first served basically - there is a Champions League game upcoming which will have general ticket sales, but I'm saving to move home, so I doubt I'll make it.

If you cant get into the stadium though, theres more than a few packed pubs with an awesome atmosphere and large screens - nothing beats the stadium though. I was almost close enough to touch the grass last night, nice.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 24, 2009, 12:15:08 am
So EPL tickets don't go on general sale??
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 24, 2009, 01:28:41 am
Hmm, I guess throughout the season you might get lucky once or twice, but in general - not really no, at least not at Arsenal.

On the other hand, you *can* get say, a Fullham ticket for not much at all - so you could get one of those and watch Arsenal twice in a season :D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 24, 2009, 02:03:17 am
Quote from: Wandarah;988826
Hmm, I guess throughout the season you might get lucky once or twice, but in general - not really no, at least not at Arsenal.

On the other hand, you *can* get say, a Fullham ticket for not much at all - so you could get one of those and watch Arsenal twice in a season :D


But then you'd have to sit in their designated area wouldn't you?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 24, 2009, 02:32:31 am
Yeah, but that's not so bad. As long as you keep yourself to yourself.

I sat in the away section for Arsenal v Porto last season - we trounced them 4-0. I was very very quiet when the fourth went in, I can assure you.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 24, 2009, 02:34:32 am
Quote from: Wandarah;988833
Yeah, but that's not so bad. As long as you keep yourself to yourself.

I sat in the away section for Arsenal v Porto last season - we trounced them 4-0. I was very very quiet when the fourth went in, I can assure you.


Heh yea, well if I ever find myself in England, I will definitely be going to London, and I will even more definitely (somehow) be going to the Emirates to see them play.

Do the away tickets go on sale, or do members of the away team get them? And they sell them on ebay or something?? :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 24, 2009, 02:46:41 am
Same as home I think. Whereby season tickets get first dibs, then Gold members might get say 10 or something games away. I'm not sure to be honest.

I can assure you though, that you would never ever get an away ticket on General Sale for the EPL :) Certainly not on eBay either. Away fans are the hardcore fans.

As long as you're willing to shell out enough quid, you should be able to get tickets to a game while you were here. Assuming there were suitable games being played. There is a ticket exchange system, etc.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on September 24, 2009, 06:17:33 am
Quote from: Wandarah;988833
I sat in the away section for Arsenal v Porto last season - we trounced them 4-0. I was very very quiet when the fourth went in, I can assure you.

Har, same. I was visiting my mate in London a few years back and we went to Arsenal v Spurs at Highbury and had to stand in the cage with all their dogs. We won 4-2, but i couldn't say much during the match.

At the end of the game we got herded out onto the street by the cops while the Arsenal supporters were held in the stadium at the other end. Then (with police escort) we got sheparded down to the tube and sent on our way. Ah well, at least we won. :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 27, 2009, 06:09:00 pm
Good result for Wigan last night :asian:

And of course for the Gunners, mouth watering goal keeping from Mannone! To think that he is our third choice keeper!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on September 27, 2009, 06:24:02 pm
Nill all to the Phoenix.


Just in case anyone cares. No?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TuataraDude on September 27, 2009, 06:41:18 pm
Two high scoring games last night.

 
GAMEWEEK 7 FIXTURES  
 
   
 Portsmouth  v  Everton    0-1  
 
Birmingham  v  Bolton    1-2  
 
Blackburn  v  Aston Villa    2-1  
 
Liverpool  v  Hull City    6-1
 
Stoke City  v  Man Utd    0-2  
 
Tottenham  v  Burnley    5-0
 
Wigan  v  Chelsea    3-1  
 
Fulham  v  Arsenal    0-1
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 28, 2009, 12:04:16 pm
Im stoked with liverpools rise in form

Bring on Chelsea this week

got a bet for a box of pures for this game and every other game where Chelsea meet Liverpool

Txt my mate after the wigan game
No response lol
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on September 28, 2009, 12:07:40 pm
Quote from: TuataraDude;990945

 
Tottenham  v  Burnley    5-0
 



What the hell!

Go the Spurs :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 28, 2009, 04:33:24 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;991328
Im stoked with liverpools rise in form

Bring on Chelsea this week

got a bet for a box of pures for this game and every other game where Chelsea meet Liverpool

Txt my mate after the wigan game
No response lol


Haha yea one of my mates is a massive Chelsea supporter, I've been bringing up the game when ever he tries to say anything against me. :P

Quote from: Ngati_Grim;991331
What the hell!

Go the Spurs :rnr:


Heh, yay, go the spurs, they beat a crap team.

Before you bring it up, Man U played like total arse against Burnley when they lost.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 28, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Not happy..Chelsea failed me :/

but they be physced up to smash Liverpool :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 20, 2009, 12:58:06 am
Yet sadly, destroyed by Wigan and killed by AV.

Pretty open season this one, loving it!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 03, 2009, 06:15:50 pm
Game of the week

Man U vs the Almighty Chelsea !
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 03, 2009, 06:37:09 pm
2-1 Chelsea
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 03, 2009, 06:45:08 pm
Drogba and Anelka vs Rooney and Berbatov (oh and that Owen guy)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 05, 2009, 11:56:55 am
Im gonna go chelsea in this game

Man U are a good team but i think Chelsea has the firepower to go well against them

as for my team liverpool

Torres out for the season

i thing we will struggle to make the top 4 tbh
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on November 05, 2009, 02:45:16 pm
man u ftw  

impressive  comeback in last game
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 05, 2009, 11:43:12 pm
think its about 5am Monday morning..im gna get up and goto my nanas and watch it :P

GO CHELSEA!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 05, 2009, 11:47:25 pm
Quote from: henno;1014405
man u ftw  

impressive  comeback in last game


You drew with Moscow, at home.

You shouldn't need to make a comeback... :P

Awesome win for the allmighty Gunners!

4-1, once again should've been more goals for and less against.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 06, 2009, 02:58:46 pm
[video]zz0ho6DX1XA[/video]

Actually the greatest soccer skills video I've ever seen.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on November 06, 2009, 03:12:16 pm
Quote from: Spork;1014778
You drew with Moscow, at home.

You shouldn't need to make a comeback... :P


.


Agree but it wasn't top team out there and  once they got fired up looked good.

Memories of 98/99 glory with last minute goals

Definitly some concerns with team on attack and defence at times but we'll get there
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 06, 2009, 04:28:03 pm
Man U will win against Chelsea, and then Chelsea will draw with the Wolves, and Everton will kick into first gear against Man U and beat them, of course Arsenal will win both our games against the Wolves and Sunderland, leaving Arsenal on top of the league (equal points but on top due to our awesome goal difference)

EDIT: And then once we beat West Ham or who ever we are playing in our catch up game, we will be on top of the league until the end of the season. :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 06, 2009, 06:09:17 pm
It's that sort of deluded thinking that lost you $1000 the other week   :heheh:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 06, 2009, 06:57:32 pm
Quote from: runing;1015163
It's that sort of deluded thinking that lost you $1000 the other week   :heheh:


Haha. Yea.. Well it's hardly deluded, thinking that Arsenal will beat West Ham..
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 06, 2009, 11:32:36 pm
I hope Arsenal lose..so you can pull your finger out Spork!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on November 06, 2009, 11:39:18 pm
Go the Gunners! ;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 09, 2009, 12:25:46 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1015288
I hope Arsenal lose..so you can pull your finger out Spork!


What.. Like this?

(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9504/fuckyou9573163.jpg) (http://img264.imageshack.us/i/fuckyou9573163.jpg/)


Quote from: Chilli the lime tortilla chip;1015291
Go the Gunners! ;)


=D

Awesome win, should not have conceded at all though, as per usual. Oh well. We have a +22 goal difference with 36 goals just in the EPL so far.

Chelsea have a +20 GD, and while it is still reasonably early in the season, and it's quite possible that it wont be close at the end of the season (as Arsenal will run away with it), it is always good to be on top in every way.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 09, 2009, 07:04:46 am
We might be a couple of goals short but we are 5 points clear.

Shocking foul on Drogba and then for him to get a yellow card for his troubles, wtf. That ref will feel ridiculous when he sees the replay.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 09, 2009, 12:00:23 pm
It will be interesting to see the Chelsea vs Arsenal Game

I think Chelsea will win the premiership even though we are still early into the season

Arsenal will push hard for second though

Chelsea have not only been winning the big games but the lower games as well which should get them home in the title race
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 09, 2009, 02:25:35 pm
Dunno mate.

Arsenal are playing some beautiful footy and seem to be getting better as the season goes on. Their defence is a bit shaky, but bloody hell they can score goals.

Will be a great run to the finish.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 09, 2009, 04:40:24 pm
Dead even Arsenal and Chelsea by end of the season. :P GD, most goals, everything.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on November 09, 2009, 08:38:01 pm
Looking forward to after Xmas and United are back on top and you're all fighting over 2nd and 3 rd again :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 09, 2009, 11:55:23 pm
Datta boys just watched the game..

Very contreversal but good game all round.

BRING ON ARSENAL on 29th..cant wait to see the faces of Emirates when Chelsea smash yaz :P
Title: UP THE IRONS
Post by: GoatSlayer on November 12, 2009, 10:44:29 am
Westham united to beat the drop
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on November 12, 2009, 10:46:32 am
Go the All Whites....! :rnr:



that play in all black..but are actually titled the All Whites, hmmm :/
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 12, 2009, 11:26:28 am
Yeah go the all whites!!

Ill be at home watching that one with my eyes glued to the screen

im picking a 2-0 scoreline in favour of the home side!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on November 12, 2009, 11:58:05 am
yeah pretty funny watching the AW's on TV showing them back in '82 playing. Long hair and short-short trousers >_<
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on November 13, 2009, 10:01:14 am
So whos going to the All Whites tomorow??

I am! Shall be fun!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: BeNZene on November 14, 2009, 09:50:15 pm
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL.

World Cup here we come :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 14, 2009, 09:58:12 pm
ALL WHITES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP WOOT:rnr::rnr::rnr::rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Growler on November 14, 2009, 10:01:21 pm
fuck yeah, what a game!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on November 14, 2009, 10:24:07 pm
Didn't see it.. recorded (thanks for moving teh other OT one Guardz btw ;) ).

Will grab Vodka - will go watch now!



:bounce:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 14, 2009, 10:26:23 pm
You'll enjoy Chilli-It was one hell of a game
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on November 14, 2009, 11:14:05 pm
ALL WHITES!!!


What an intense game!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Baffled on November 14, 2009, 11:17:20 pm
NZ vs England final 2010!

Fuck yeah!
 
What a save, thought it was all over when they got a penalty! :eek: Did our goalie get man of the match?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Speakman on November 14, 2009, 11:22:44 pm
im gutted i missed it, hopefully i can aquire it. dam work
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on November 14, 2009, 11:24:06 pm
Yeah he got it, and bloody deserved it as well. Nelson was great as well
Last ten minutes Barain scored.. But it didn't count! What a relief!!

35,164 people there. Record for a football game.
First time we have made it since '82... I am so stoked!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on November 15, 2009, 12:43:05 am
Good game.
Belrain would do well in Hollywood with all the acting they were doing on pitch though
Title: a proper shaped ball you fucgink nutbars
Post by: Ngati_Grim on November 15, 2009, 04:54:33 am
Quote from: Chilli the lime tortilla chip;1018191
Long hair and short-short trousers >_<


haha Aussie Rules

What's the Rugby Score? :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 15, 2009, 10:32:30 am
great result, but bloody hell it was painful to watch.

The skill level was terrible, we will get our arses whipped in SA.

Still at least we get to go
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 15, 2009, 01:08:40 pm
I was really impressed with the All Whites..they play the game. No Hollywood try-outs or anything just get up and go with it
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on November 15, 2009, 02:24:47 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1019556
the All Whites..they play the game. No Hollywood try-outs or anything just get up and go with it
Yep I enjoyed that bit as well. No nancy bs hollywood diving. The other guys though, thats a different story, they dived all over the place, should be a yellow card tbh. Its what puts me off watching football, but will watch to see how far the AW's go though. _b
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 15, 2009, 04:33:48 pm
Quote from: Chilli the lime tortilla chip;1019579
Yep I enjoyed that bit as well. No nancy bs hollywood diving. The other guys though, thats a different story, they dived all over the place, should be a yellow card tbh. Its what puts me off watching football, but will watch to see how far the AW's go though. _b


Skill wise we may struggle, but we do have a few world class players in there, and our set pieces are always dangerous. Nelson is a rock at the back, and our strike force is looking dangerous, and creating chances, which has been a NZ weakness for a while. Will be hard as we will be seeded bottom of whatever pool we are in to get past pool play, but you never know, and the money and exposure is hopefully used for the boosting of NZ football right the way through
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ard Choille on November 15, 2009, 05:13:57 pm
Asian and South American Football is full of divers :(
Atleast UEFA has stamped alot of it out. Really needed a European Ref last night

You can see it in the Kiwi players who play in Europe. They get up and play on, not roll around on the ground.

Was funny when the Ref gave the first yellow card to the AW and the boorain player does a flip off the ground to get up.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 15, 2009, 05:42:41 pm
I used to think the same about Aussie soccer players, around the time of the 2006 world cup.

Sure most of the Aussie team don't dive (hardly at all - everyone would dive if the opportunity was right) but since then I have really got into soccer, and Kewell, Cahill, Neil, and a few of the other Aussie players sure are 'real' soccer players, they know how to play the game, especially Cahill.

Although Tim Cahill is one of my favourite players, who should be playing in one of England's top four teams.

Anyways, back on topic, NZ are into the WC now, and even if they don't do extremely well in it, there will be a lot of money generated from the WC, and because the NT is in the cup, there will be a lot more kids getting into soccer, and that benefits the NZ soccer team in the long term, as we will start to see some good young talent coming out of the country.

Would be good to have a good soccer league in Aust/ Oceania. Would be good if the A-league was considered a big league. and NZ getting into the WC is only going to help that.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 16, 2009, 12:36:09 am
God damn it, Robin Van Persie fucked up his leg in the Netherlands V Italy game, and is out for possibly the rest of the season.

Lameo, he is one of my favourite players.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: mattnz on November 19, 2009, 03:37:13 pm
Warning: Contains very dirty play

[video]eRWjzBC58dA[/video]
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on November 19, 2009, 04:00:13 pm
^ Lol thats awesome.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 19, 2009, 04:08:33 pm
Lovely to see two (one ex) Arsenal players involved in such a beautiful goal.

It's only against the rules if you get caught.

--

On a more serious note, this once again shows why we definitely need video referees in soccer.

btw, I was not being serious about it being a beautiful goal, quite the opposite infact.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 19, 2009, 04:16:25 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2736877/Le-Hand-of-God.html

Quote
Striker Kevin Doyle raged: "It is sickening. I am sure Henry did not expect to get away with it because it was so obvious.

"The linesman had the best view, apart from Shay Given.

"It is difficult. We are all gutted. You do not blame the player if he can get away with it. It's nearly a natural reaction."


Good reaction from one of the opposition players, and it is very true, I am sure Henry did not mean to handle the ball, and he surely expected to be caught.

Henry does not need to cheat to score and or set up goals.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: ThaFleastyler on November 19, 2009, 04:53:24 pm
As an Irish soccer fan who was 10 when they made it into the Italia 90 World Cup for the first time (ever?), and reacted by painting my face every day for a month - I can even remember Ray Houghton scoring against Italy in the group stage, with a strike from damn near half way - I have to say, I'm pretty gutted.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on November 19, 2009, 05:41:27 pm
Quote from: Spork;1021927
I am sure Henry did not mean to handle the ball, and he surely expected to be caught.

Henry does not need to cheat to score and or set up goals.


It looked entirely intentional. He knew what he was doing. The man has no honour.
Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite my arse.


Anyone say" Maradona"?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 19, 2009, 06:10:10 pm
No excuse for that.Just blatant cheating.Not good to see in any sport especially at that level with that much at stake.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on November 19, 2009, 09:42:07 pm
Quote from: Ngati_Grim;1021986
It looked entirely intentional. He knew what he was doing. The man has no honour.
Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite my arse.

Bloody pissy cheating French bastards. They're as sneaky at football as they are at Rugby.

Wheres the officials call ffs, it was clearly deliberate!?  Ireland were duped. :sly:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 20, 2009, 12:22:46 am
Henry did apologise. Sometimes people do stupid things, it's human nature, he is a soccer player not a physician, he isn't the smartest person in the world. Of course he is going to do what is best for him at the time.

Or maybe it was a mistake, sure it looked to us like it was deliberate, and apparently he celebrated like he alone had won the WC for France. But you never know, it may well have been a mistake.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TuataraDude on November 20, 2009, 08:09:42 am
I love it how they are referring to it as the "Hand of Frog" incident.

As much as I hate the incident, there is something about seeing France (and Portugal for that matter) at the world cup.

Having said that, The Netherlands are going to win anyway :rnr: , so it doesn't really matter who else is there (apart from New Zealand of course).
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: private_hell on November 20, 2009, 08:57:56 am
that fact is he handled it twice, not just once (the second one the pushes the ball back towards his right ) - and sure he told hte ref - but at hte end of the game - not just after the goal was scored. its pretty poor sportsmanship for henry.

and does anyone know if hte linesman can offer advice to the referee like the touch judges in rugby can? if not then it is possible that that law needs to be changed.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on November 20, 2009, 09:11:03 am
Quote from: Spork;1022174
Henry did apologise. Sometimes people do stupid things, it's human nature, he is a soccer player not a physician, he isn't the smartest person in the world. Of course he is going to do what is best for him at the time.

Or maybe it was a mistake, sure it looked to us like it was deliberate, and apparently he celebrated like he alone had won the WC for France. But you never know, it may well have been a mistake.



Ce sont des conneries.

Tu me fais chier. Un con, une conasse.

 Stop apologising for him.

He cheated and knew what he had done (as he admitted after the game) so he is un morceau de merde; putain de merde!; and if you think it was accidental then vous avez le cervau d'un sandwich au fromage.

It was a despicable piece of play. He should have owned up at the time and now he will have to live with being branded a cheat.

Léche moi et fait moi jouir.
Mes couilles sur ton nez.


After reading your posts about this incident I am beginning to fear the Rob Muldoon was correct about New Zealanders who move to Oz raise the IQ of both countries.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on November 20, 2009, 10:09:00 am
Apparently Tom Scott originally said it - Muldoon used it and became remembered for it.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 20, 2009, 02:05:53 pm
I feel for the irish

they got a blind ref

just like when Barnsey missed the forward pass in the ABs vs France Semi

i think a lot of refs (no matter what the code is) are afraid to make the big calls
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 20, 2009, 03:53:15 pm
Quote from: Ngati_Grim;1022226
Ce sont des conneries.

Tu me fais chier. Un con, une conasse.

 Stop apologising for him.

He cheated and knew what he had done (as he admitted after the game) so he is un morceau de merde; putain de merde!; and if you think it was accidental then vous avez le cervau d'un sandwich au fromage.

It was a despicable piece of play. He should have owned up at the time and now he will have to live with being branded a cheat.

Léche moi et fait moi jouir.
Mes couilles sur ton nez.


After reading your posts about this incident I am beginning to fear the Rob Muldoon was correct about New Zealanders who move to Oz raise the IQ of both countries.


The fact that you can speak.. French I guess interests me highly, but it is like telling a deaf person a secret.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: private_hell on November 20, 2009, 04:07:03 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1022378
I feel for the irish

they got a blind ref

just like when Barnsey missed the forward pass in the ABs vs France Semi

i think a lot of refs (no matter what the code is) are afraid to make the big calls


i think saying hte ref was blind is a bit rough - from where the ref was he couldnt see it because there was at least one irish player in the way.


however one solution that i have heard being used for uefa matches is having another official on the goal line. if they had an official on the goal line then i doubt whether henry got away with it.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Baffled on November 20, 2009, 04:09:21 pm
Quote from: Spork;1022441
The fact that you can speak.. French I guess interests me highly, but it is like telling a deaf person a secret.

You could just write the secret down, deaf people can read ya know.

Either what PH said or they need a TV ref that can review and talk to ref. Its useless how such blatant mistakes can happen in such an important game.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on November 20, 2009, 04:21:49 pm
Quote from: Spork;1022441
The fact that you can speak.. French I guess interests me highly, but it is like telling a deaf person a secret.



haha my French knowledge is un petite but Googling French insults was a joy ;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2009, 04:43:50 pm
Quote from: Ngati_Grim;1022462
haha my French knowledge is un petite but Googling French insults was a joy ;)


Fair enough.

I think if a video ref was brought into it, and each captain or manager was allowed to chose a maximum of two moments during each game from which they can challenge the ref, then that would rule out a lot of these huge mistakes that happen in almost every game.

Although I do not believe that this will happen, or at least not for a few more years now, as at least the English FA have this whole 'respect' thing going at the moment, which means people have to show the refs 'respect' even when they make the worst decisions that anyone could ever make.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Growler on November 21, 2009, 04:46:22 pm
just limit it to goals that are not without doubt. Simple.

Leave all other aspects of the game as it is.

TH, what a disgrace, he will cop alot of shit in SA next year, espesh if they make it along way through the tournament.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2009, 05:08:31 pm
Quote from: Growler;1023142
just limit it to goals that are not without doubt. Simple.

Leave all other aspects of the game as it is.

TH, what a disgrace, he will cop alot of shit in SA next year, espesh if they make it along way through the tournament.


Limit what?

The only decisions that the video ref would be allowed to make is penalties, and the ball going over the goal line.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Growler on November 21, 2009, 06:30:35 pm
Nah not even penalties.

Just on a goal. Dont go over complcating and fucking up a game that is good the way it is. All they need is a eye on the goal.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2009, 07:46:03 pm
Quote from: Growler;1023199
Nah not even penalties.

Just on a goal. Dont go over complcating and fucking up a game that is good the way it is. All they need is a eye on the goal.


Most people who talk about video refs have your exact view on what should be challenged. I do see the point, but I also think that penalties are the most controversial moments in almost every match.

However, I do also like the way it is at the moment, as even though there is sometimes moments where the ref stuffs up, that is how it is, and that is a part of the game, and well Arsenal tend to get lucky with most opportunities when a wrong decision is made.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Growler on November 21, 2009, 10:28:12 pm
You have to feel sorry for Ireland though, to lose, like that, and to miss out on the WC.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2009, 11:36:43 pm
Quote from: Growler;1023314
You have to feel sorry for Ireland though, to lose, like that, and to miss out on the WC.


I would, but am used to it, what with how Aus were knocked out of the actual World Cup to Italy, who dove in a way that ronaldo, drogba, gerard, and eboue would be proud of.

[video]cS6Wqt00gTc[/video]
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on November 22, 2009, 12:27:15 am
Quote from: Spork;1023348
I would, but am used to it, what with how Aus were knocked out of the actual World Cup to Italy, who dove in a way that ronaldo, drogba, gerard, and eboue would be proud of.



I'm confused video seems to show a clumsy tacke turning into a deliberate foul
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 22, 2009, 02:39:46 am
The guy walked into the Aussie guys body, easily could have avoided it, and if you can avoid it, then in my opinion, it should not be a penalty.

Anyway, just watching the Liverpool - City game, reasonably boring so far, Liverpool lost two to injuries by the 15th minute. 6 Minutes of injury time at the end of the half and that is about it.

Gerard looks to be disappointed, even when they were waiting in the corridor before the game he looked unhappy.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 22, 2009, 03:24:46 pm
Well that sucks, completely outplayed by Sunderland, they defended like crazy, intercepted almost all of Arsenal's passes. They deserved the win.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on November 23, 2009, 07:50:49 am
GO SPURS!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 25, 2009, 02:03:14 am
Footballers get far too much money.

Bloody Theo Walcott is on £60,000-a-week! How crazy is that? He is 21 I think.. Seriously, how is that even possible, he hasn't even done anything wonderful (yet).
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 25, 2009, 07:28:51 am
Chelsea 5 points clear at the top.

Big game this weekend!! Arsenal looking down the barrel of losing twice in a row in the epl.

Looking forward to this game.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on November 25, 2009, 10:31:49 am
Quote from: Spork;1023544
Well that sucks, completely outplayed by Sunderland,

Sunderland are not to be underestimated. After all, they have won an FA Cup.

:finger:  <- For all you Leeds supporters.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on November 25, 2009, 11:39:42 am
Lol Tottenham
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 25, 2009, 06:33:21 pm
Go Chelsea this weekend

asking alot to win @ Emirates..

It pretty awesome that Wigan Athletic going to refund fans that travelled to see the 9-1 loss..
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 25, 2009, 08:59:28 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1024972
Sunderland are not to be underestimated. After all, they have won an FA Cup.

Yea, they only need a couple more good players and they could be really good. However, still sucks to lose to any team who aren't top 4 contenders. :P

Quote from: R3DM@N;1025266
Go Chelsea this weekend

asking alot to win @ Emirates..

It pretty awesome that Wigan Athletic going to refund fans that travelled to see the 9-1 loss..

I think it is going to end 2-2, we will score ours first, you guys will come back, equalising in the...... 93rd and final minute.

Vermaelen, will score in the first 30 minutes from a Fabregas free kick, will be a low drive into the top left corner.

Eduardo will score

Drogba will score after breaking through the defence and chipping it over Almunia.. He always scores.

Lampard will equalise after literally picking up the ball and running into the net, but the ref wont see it. His excuse will be that he thought it was a hamburger.. Silly Fat Frank.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 26, 2009, 10:29:34 am
That little Fabagas prick wont be running through us like he did with Tottenham thats for sure!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 29, 2009, 04:33:24 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1025690
That little Fabagas prick wont be running through us like he did with Tottenham thats for sure!


He won't need to run, he will walk it right into the goals.

Some strange results from last night, good to see City, Villa and the Sours drawing.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 30, 2009, 07:39:07 am
Pants down for the Arse.3-0 to Chelsea.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 30, 2009, 08:33:41 am
You little ripper!!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 30, 2009, 09:44:46 am
Lambs to the slaughter
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 30, 2009, 02:41:51 pm
Hahahaha woooooooooo can't touch this. Wat can I say? Class.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 30, 2009, 09:08:44 pm
Yea I will be staying out of this thread for at least a week. :P

First to say it.. Come on Man City this weekend!! :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 01, 2009, 09:44:23 am
Im gonna be the first to say it - Go Stoke

:P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: private_hell on December 01, 2009, 12:33:43 pm
did anyone else see hte news last night about the goalkeeper in the italian league who broke his ankle? his whole ankle was twisted 90 degrees to the left!!
poor bastard is out of hte game for 3 months
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 01, 2009, 07:03:53 pm
fark thattt!

Who won between barce and real madrid?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on December 03, 2009, 07:16:16 pm
Quote from: Spork;1028242
Yea I will be staying out of this thread for at least a week. :P

First to say it.. Come on Man City this weekend!! :P


LOL don't you mean mid week.

Man City 3 Arsenal 0

Your team is on a roll
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 03, 2009, 08:45:58 pm
Chelsea lost tho..ffs not happy
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 03, 2009, 09:09:20 pm
Quote from: runing;1029966
LOL don't you mean mid week.

Man City 3 Arsenal 0

Your team is on a roll


Our youngsters lost to Man City.. You noobs lost to Blackburn.. lol.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on December 05, 2009, 12:09:08 am
Pheonix drew against melbourne, one of the ausie players got sent off 39th minute then they equalised 87th minute... typical phoenix...

1-1
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 05, 2009, 07:26:07 am
All Whites have Italy,Paraguay and Slovakia in there group for the World cup.
Not to bad.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 05, 2009, 07:30:48 am
Draw details

Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France
Group B: Argentina, Nigeria, South Korea, Greece
Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
Group D: Germany, Australia, Serbia, Ghana
Group E: Netherlands, Denmark, Japan, Cameroon
Group F: Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia
Group G: Brazil, North Korea, Cote d'Ivoire, Portugal
Group H: Spain, Honduras, Chile, Switzerland


Group G Brazil vs Portugal should be a cracking game
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Xt1ncT on December 05, 2009, 07:51:35 am
Quote from: kilabee;1030891
All Whites have Italy,Paraguay and Slovakia in there group for the World cup.
Not to bad.

That's about as kind as they could have got I think.

England has also got a kindish draw - but hey it's the world cup and anything can happen!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on December 05, 2009, 08:53:44 am
Quote from: Xt1ncT;1030895
England has also got a kindish draw - but hey it's the world cup and anything can happen!!

"Kindish"? Jeez man they've been handed the keys to the second round and told to walk right in.

Everyone's saying the "pool of death" is Group G, but i reckon its Group D - literally. With the Australian team stacked with Croatians, coming up against Serbia, well i hope that FIFA has got the security ready because that could be a bloodbath.

And i'm sure the Australians are already preparing for it at home after the disgraceful scenes that have been seen at the Australian Tennis Open in the last couple of years.

All in all, there's going to be some magic games, its just a shame that much of it will be on at ungodly hours in the night.

Full draw here: http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matches/index.html
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on December 05, 2009, 09:27:39 am
Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia

LOL  :disappoin
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 05, 2009, 09:35:09 am
NZ has a reasonable draw

and its not like italy are playing like world champions at the moment

as for the england pool i wouldnt be surprised if the USA topped that table

the americans beat spain at the confed's cup and fought hard in the final

Spain definately has the easiest pool

pool of death for me would be group G with Brazil and portugal expected to go through but the ivory coast can be a dangerous team for anyone. in saying that group B is pretty even too so we shall see

fuck i cant wait!!!

backing spain but I want the netherlands to get through and live up to their potential
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on December 05, 2009, 09:40:00 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1030921


and its not like italy are playing like world champions at the moment

They seem to fire on these sorts of things. They will lift their game ten fold.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 05, 2009, 09:41:36 am
Quote from: Chilli;1030925
yeah but they love this sort of thing, the show ponies. They will lift their game ten fold.

that is true, it was like the last world cup

no one picked them but they did what it took to win

thats a lesson most NZ sports teams need to learn

Oh yeah go the socceroos as well, i hope they do well
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 06, 2009, 08:42:55 am
OH BL CHELSEA lol

that save from given was awesome lol

Man u will be getting the premiership lead back very soon
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 06, 2009, 08:48:09 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1031319
OH BL CHELSEA lol

that save from given was awesome lol

Man u will be getting the premiership lead back very soon


Ah, thank god, City have beaten another top four team, I was starting to worry about the ol' Arsenal for a bit. :P

Good win over Stoke for us though, haven't watched the game yet, but I am sure it was a brilliant one. Good to see the clean sheet.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 06, 2009, 09:43:27 am
fml.

Go liverpool
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 06, 2009, 03:57:05 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1031339
fml.

Go liverpool


but Liverpool is only in 6th spot

FML

need new players
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on December 06, 2009, 04:20:44 pm
Watching Given save that penalty against Chelski this morning, made my day. :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 06, 2009, 10:22:24 pm
Good weekend for all, except that Man U won, bleh.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 06, 2009, 10:27:22 pm
Peter Cech was shocking but Given was on form..

good to see it close the gap up but poor Chelsea.

Those fucken MAN U tossers always seem to stay up there!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 06, 2009, 11:14:34 pm
I guess none of this early season stuff matters, Arsenal will be right at the top come the end of the season anyway. And just about to demolish whom ever in the CL final, shortly after annihilating another lower classed team in the FA cup. And laughing at some lame team who are so proud to have won the Carling Cup.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 07, 2009, 08:33:59 am
hahahaah Spork!! I like your way of thinking but its going to be hard to dislodge those top 2 teams

Im gonna go out on a limb and back barcelona to win CL this year

I think Chelsea will hold win the premiership, but only just

and Ill give the FA cup to Arsenal since their disappointment last year
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 07, 2009, 10:26:44 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1031872
hahahaah Spork!! I like your way of thinking but its going to be hard to dislodge those top 2 teams

Im gonna go out on a limb and back barcelona to win CL this year

I think Chelsea will hold win the premiership, but only just

and Ill give the FA cup to Arsenal since their disappointment last year


I'll take the FA cup, at least it's something.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 10, 2009, 08:10:04 am
Go Auckland FC!!!

wooohooo

2-0 against Al Ahli in the FIFA club championship
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: private_hell on December 10, 2009, 09:58:43 am
that second goal was a stunner - not bad for an amateur team aye :D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 10, 2009, 12:56:44 pm
that second goal was premier league like

http://tvnz.co.nz/football-news/auckland-make-history-in-fifa-club-world-cup-3246327/video

i hope they do well, it would be a bit of a fairy tale if they got to the final

@spork

be good to watch the gunners and liverpool this weekend

even though liverpool just crashed and burned in CL i hope they can peg back some spots in the epl

GO THE KOP
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 11, 2009, 07:19:24 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1034303
that second goal was premier league like

[url]http://tvnz.co.nz/football-news/auckland-make-history-in-fifa-club-world-cup-3246327/video[/url]

i hope they do well, it would be a bit of a fairy tale if they got to the final

@spork

be good to watch the gunners and liverpool this weekend

even though liverpool just crashed and burned in CL i hope they can peg back some spots in the epl

GO THE KOP


Nice goal by Auckland FC.

--

I am also highly interested in the Liverpool Arsenal game, it's in Liverpool isn't it?

I think it's only a matter of time before Liverpool start doing well again, and they will come back to finish fourth at the end of the year. ;)

Or maybe 3rd if Man U or Chelsea fuck up.

There will be goals for both teams I believe, as both of our defences are pretty shaky at the moment.

TBH I seriously believe we will come away with the win. Or it will be a draw.

The only thing that will stop us from winning is the hole in our attack that Van Persie has left. :(
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 12, 2009, 09:54:01 am
absolute stunner of a goal and win by Auckland FC..New Zealand making its mark on the world stage which is good to see.

I wanna go see Phoenix vs Adelaide in CHCH in Jan
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 13, 2009, 05:59:33 am
I see Auckland City are down 0-1 at half time to Atlante. I have no idea how that competition works, is it knock out?

Awesome to see Chelsea and Man City drew, and EVEN BETTER TO SEE THAT SCUM HAVE LOST!

To Wolves aswell, at home!

HAH.

Then Liverpool will lose tomorrow night, and the almighty gunners will be well and truly back in the race.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 13, 2009, 01:48:47 pm
Quote from: Spork;1035663
I see Auckland City are down 0-1 at half time to Atlante. I have no idea how that competition works, is it knock out?

Awesome to see Chelsea and Man City drew, and EVEN BETTER TO SEE THAT SCUM HAVE LOST!

To Wolves aswell, at home!

HAH.

Then Liverpool will lose tomorrow night, and the almighty gunners will be well and truly back in the race.


Villa, not Wolves

Youll need more than that to help:D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 13, 2009, 03:19:18 pm
True hes talking bout Tottenham :P

But good to see Villa beat Man U just need Liverpool to smash that other scum.
Cant believe Chelsea and Everton
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 13, 2009, 08:04:32 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1035814
True hes talking bout Tottenham :P

But good to see Villa beat Man U just need Liverpool to smash that other scum.
Cant believe Chelsea and Everton

but but but

Man U are called the scum by the haters and jealous:( FIND YOUR OWN ABUSIVE NICKNAME TOTTENHAM

lol

fair assumption on my behalf tho:P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on December 13, 2009, 09:05:26 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1035922
FIND YOUR OWN ABUSIVE NICKNAME TOTTENHAM

The Yids.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 13, 2009, 09:43:48 pm
<3 u Red.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ard Choille on December 13, 2009, 10:48:00 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1035262
I wanna go see Phoenix vs Adelaide in CHCH in Jan


I hope that game is better than the crap we just had in P North.
That place ain't fit for football of any code. The crowd was a joke.

Long convoy home for the Yellow Fever after that match. Couldn't get out of P North fast enough.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 14, 2009, 08:08:24 am
Quote from: Spork;1035663

Then Liverpool will lose tomorrow night, and the almighty gunners will be well and truly back in the race.


You bastard :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on December 14, 2009, 09:32:01 am
Oh how the truth hurts. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 16, 2009, 10:29:44 pm
Just watching the game now, 40th minute down to Kuyt, not going to read any other post in this forum until the end of the match.

Liverpool seem to be playing quite well now, but there's no way they can make a season come back against the mighty Arsenal, I think we will overpower them in the second half. Arshavin and Walcott are almost invisible at the moment though.

EDIT:

For once an own goal has been scored in our favour. :heheh:

EDIT2: Arshavin you wonder man, able to be quiet for 89 minutes, and score one hell of a goal in the one minute you decide to play football.

Mighty Arsenal Gunners.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 16, 2009, 10:39:58 pm
For once an own goal has been scored in our favour. :heheh:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 16, 2009, 11:01:14 pm
Arshavin injured?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 16, 2009, 11:12:56 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1038013
Arshavin injured?


Rly?

I haven't heard that. I think he is in the squad to play tomorrow morning (tonight UK time) against Burnley.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 19, 2009, 04:28:12 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrw4IlKRPmc

Pretty hilarious video clip, was only released onto the net by some guy from 'Arsenal Mania' last week, and it's already got about 300,000 views, and it was in thesun.co.uk

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2775860/Andrey-Arshavin-is-a-Manure-fan-in-Back-To-The-Future-viral.html

and this http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/arsenal/6835017/Arsenals-Andrei-Arshavin-covers-Liverpool-players-in-manure-in-spoof-YouTube-video.html

Apparently some guy from ESPN emailed him asking if they are allowed to talk about it on a soccer TV show.

The internet can do some wonderful things.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on December 19, 2009, 10:56:01 am
Almost as funny as the Burnley result
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 19, 2009, 03:15:07 pm
Quote from: runing;1039159
Almost as funny as the Burnley result


Which is almost as funny as the fact that liverpool got knocked out of the CL, and aren't looking too well for the EPL either.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Phlex on December 19, 2009, 03:57:42 pm
Had a good laugh at that clip, masterpiece :rasb:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 19, 2009, 04:09:52 pm
Quote from: Spork;1039299
Which is almost as funny as the fact that liverpool got knocked out of the CL, and aren't looking too well for the EPL either.


Burnley. Enough said about the arses shot at the title.:chuckle:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 20, 2009, 05:06:46 am
Liverpool were totally outplayed by Portsmouth just now, they are in deep deep shit aswell, need to start winning a lot of games if they want to have any chances of doing anything this season.

Although Arsene Wenger did say he wants to buy in the January transfer window, I think Torres would fit in quite nicely at Arsenal, especially considering his close friendship with Fabregas! ;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 20, 2009, 10:53:47 am
Quote from: Spork;1039535

Although Arsene Wenger did say he wants to buy in the January transfer window, I think Torres would fit in quite nicely at Arsenal, especially considering his close friendship with Fabregas! ;)


hahahaha heep dreaming buddy! :P

Liverpool are goneskis and if they dont survive the premiership especially after losing to last place portsmouth i think he will definately do to another club

but i think it will be a spanish club that will pick him up suck as real or barca!

I actually think the real danger teams in the premiership (if they can keep their consistency) are aston villa and spurs

lol at man u and fullham

Benitez will be gone within the next fortnight
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 20, 2009, 11:04:40 am
Man U got smashed and Poor Liverpool :(

Chelsea got West Ham should be a very intense game.

Man City vs Sunderland = game of week. 4-3 good to see lots of goals and a tight game
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 20, 2009, 11:18:49 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1039585
Man U got smashed and Poor Liverpool :(

Chelsea got West Ham should be a very intense game.

Man City vs Sunderland = game of week. 4-3 good to see lots of goals and a tight game


FUCKERS :( stupid fulham heh heh

ah well go portsmouth;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 20, 2009, 02:12:20 pm
in portsmouth defence they are coming back and they are an upcoming team with a bit of a budget injection etc. they almost beat chelsea!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 20, 2009, 02:31:05 pm
Just incase any of you guys forgot, Arsenal beat Portsmouth 4-1.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 20, 2009, 04:33:52 pm
....and lost to Burnley and Chelsea!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 20, 2009, 04:35:38 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1039720
....and lost to Burnley and Chelsea!

We drew with Burnley actually, the same Burnley who beat Man U btw.

And yea, we usually lose to the other 'top 4' teams.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 20, 2009, 04:41:24 pm
i was meant to say Sunderland my bad but hey! 2nd looking good - think those Man U crew be on a comeback now. A Villa and Spurs are scaringly close
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 20, 2009, 09:22:44 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1039727
i was meant to say Sunderland my bad but hey! 2nd looking good - think those Man U crew be on a comeback now. A Villa and Spurs are scaringly close


I don't see us dropping (m)any points in the coming games, the hardest we have is Villa but that is at the Emirates, and we will have both Sexy Cesc, and Bendy Bendtner back by then, so we should be able to get a win, then we have four or five relatively 'easy' matches until... We play Aston Villa again, which is a bit weird, but what ever. That is on the 27th Jan, so we have a month of games that we should win all of them, and by that time we will have played our game in hand (6th Jan against Bolton at the Emirates) and will be in second, or even first depending on how Chelsea take the loss of Didier and Essien (and one other???).
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 21, 2009, 09:16:23 am
yeah they have that african cup thing ay? fark cant believe we drew to West Ham ffs. We have Arsenal again on 7th feb or something i think at Stanford this time
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 21, 2009, 02:20:53 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1039960
yeah they have that african cup thing ay? fark cant believe we drew to West Ham ffs. We have Arsenal again on 7th feb or something i think at Stanford this time


Hahahahh, and to think you were paying me out about Sunderland, who are not really THAT bad. :P

To be fair, as everyone is saying, I believe most teams are a lot better this year, there is not going to be any easy away games, and even home games will be hard for a lot of the formerly known as top four teams. Sure at the end of the season I still believe the top four will remain the same, with maybe Liverpool 5th or 6th, but I don't see Arsenal Chelsea nor Man U dropping down.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 21, 2009, 02:44:30 pm
Chelsea has Birmingham away this weekend aswell, that is not going to be an easy fixture!

Heres to hoping for you to drop a few points.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 21, 2009, 05:48:59 pm
Its a real season where there is no predictable outcome, which is good
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 22, 2009, 02:09:52 am
I'm still going for either Arsenal or Chelsea.

Or more, they are the teams whom I think will win. I do not want Chelscum to win.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 23, 2009, 02:49:56 am
Quote from: TofuEater;973948
So do i. I just dropped some money on them at $6.50 to win the Premiership. If you know anything about Arsenal you'll know that this is the time when they shine.


I know it's still real early, only mid-season, but I really do believe this could work out.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 23, 2009, 05:29:40 pm
I have tbh

Chelsea will win the premiership in a canter, they havent even hit top form yet

i think the battle for second will be very interesting though
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 23, 2009, 05:49:34 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1041288
I have tbh

Chelsea will win the premiership in a canter, they havent even hit top form yet

i think the battle for second will be very interesting though

No chance, you could play the form game with any team, who is to say Chelsea will play at their highest level at all this season? Maybe something isn't working out for them. Sure they are top, but anyone can see that all of the big teams are dropping way more points than they should.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 27, 2009, 04:07:11 am
What's that now Chelsea... 1 win in 7 games? Lol.

For saying that I may as well bet on Arsenal losing tomorrow night.. :P

Good week for football though, the next gameday starts on England Monday (tuesday for all us oceanic peoples), then some on tuesday, and Arsenal again on Wednesday/ our Thursday!

Action packed week.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 27, 2009, 09:43:49 am
what? Least they been draws at least - not losses. Im going for A.Villa with consistency and hopes but yeah we see tomorrow i guess :D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2009, 04:39:36 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1042239
what? Least they been draws at least - not losses. Im going for A.Villa with consistency and hopes but yeah we see tomorrow i guess :D


Ah, one in five wins.

I seriously have to say, that game V Aston Villa, was the best game of football that I have ever watched, right up there with Chelsea Everton FA cup final which won me almost $400 last season.

I was beginning to expect it to drill out to a reasonably exciting 0-0 draw, but then that superb free kick from the fantastic Cesc Fabregas, then that break away with him and TW14, and sublime finish, and one more brilliant finish by Diaby brought us an amazing victory. Only downer is Fabregas went off injured (came on from the bench on the 55th minute, went off in the 80th, scored two goals and gifted us the victory - World Class game changer)

I have to say it, watch out Chelsea, watch out Man U! Arsenal are gunning for that top spot. ;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2009, 03:56:52 pm
Quote
Since beating Arsenal, Chelsea have not won in the league - losing once and drawing four games.

By contrast the Gunners have had four wins and a draw.


Just thought I would leave that here.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 28, 2009, 08:12:13 pm
We got you again in Feb should be interesting
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2009, 08:20:50 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1042696
We got you again in Feb should be interesting


At Old Trafford, I'll be more than happy with a draw. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 28, 2009, 08:37:51 pm
haha i hope Cesc ends up on the bench with van persie :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2009, 08:57:05 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1042706
haha i hope Cesc ends up on the bench with van persie :P


I think he is out for 3 weeks, no probs though, we have reasonably easy games ahead. The biggest worry is losing Song to the ACN.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on December 28, 2009, 08:58:26 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1042696
We got you again in Feb should be interesting

If by "interesting" you mean we're going to kick your arse then you're right.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 29, 2009, 12:17:31 am
haha ah Soccers the winner at the end of the day. I hope Aston Villa come back and win the we all be like "ah wtf"
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 30, 2009, 12:10:00 am
Good win for Chelsea over Fulham
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 30, 2009, 12:19:14 am
Indeed, although I like Fulham, so I was hoping for at least a draw for them, and not only because I hope Chelsea get relegated. ;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on December 30, 2009, 10:44:25 am
Yes!  great result for Liverpool vs Aston Villa.  after 92 minutes at 0-0 Tores scores and brings up his 50 goals for LFC in record time.

Must have been hard work as it was snowing at the start of the game.
Villa were looking like scoring near the end too.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 30, 2009, 11:49:32 am
What a climax just watched the highlights - was a close game right through until last minute. Good to see Liverpool coming back keep the contest tight.

Now to watch what happens with Arsenal...
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on December 30, 2009, 08:11:07 pm
At this rate it will be a tight finish for fourth and that will be where the action is.  Maybe Man u will push Chelsea

Was nice to be able to sit down and watch a game live. Myp2p FTW!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 30, 2009, 08:17:26 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1043312
At this rate it will be a tight finish for fourth and that will be where the action is.  Maybe Man u will push Chelsea

Was nice to be able to sit down and watch a game live. Myp2p FTW!!


After Arsenal have played their game in hand, we should be one point ahead of Man U and 1 point behind Chelsea.

I don't see why everyone is saying that they have no hope, the gunners will win the title this year.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on December 30, 2009, 09:18:20 pm
True - I just had another look at the table.  We are only half thru so plenty could change anyway.  Man city manager was still saying they think they can win.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 30, 2009, 09:22:26 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1043333
True - I just had another look at the table.  We are only half thru so plenty could change anyway.  Man city manager was still saying they think they can win.

If Man City win it I really do hope there are riots, I HATE them. Especially Adebyewhore.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 30, 2009, 11:37:15 pm
Man City are the goods when NOT playing Chelsea :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 30, 2009, 11:44:31 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1043367
Man City are the goods when NOT playing Chelsea :P


They aren't that good, although with Mancini or what ever his name is they might be alright, he will be the second manager who has half the name of his club in his name, following the one and only, the great Arsenal Wenger! :P

They only beat Arsenal because we played like crap, and completely lost it after the first goal.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 30, 2009, 11:54:01 pm
Beat Chelsea that same week though..
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 31, 2009, 12:01:06 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1043371
Beat Chelsea that same week though..

Yea, but Chelsea are shit,the only thing is that they WERE less shit than the other good teams at the start of the season, hence their top spot (until the 6th of Jan) ;).
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on December 31, 2009, 01:22:22 am
Id have to agree with ya there spork though the above sentence was more mixed up than an absolut martini O_o


=Gooner for life=

(http://11gunners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/arsenal-optimus-wallpaper-02-1024-1024x884.jpg)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 31, 2009, 01:53:16 am
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1683/theverminator2907447581.png) (http://img96.imageshack.us/i/theverminator2907447581.png/)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 31, 2009, 10:31:30 am
Good win for Arsenal :) Shits getting real

And Man U are slaughtering Wigan as we speak.. 4-0 after 50mins
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 31, 2009, 12:38:10 pm
Can't wait to get home from work so I can watch the Arsenal game.

Man U finished 5-0, OUCH.

Poor old Pompey though, two 4-1 defeats in the hands of Arsenal.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 31, 2009, 01:13:00 pm
na im gna save Man U took the show away from Arsenal

fuck what a trashing thats 2 heavy losses for Wigan
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TuataraDude on January 04, 2010, 08:51:36 am
OMG! Leeds beat Man U in the FA Cup third round 1-0. :rnr:

Chelsea smashed Watford, Arsenal squeak past West Ham and Liverpool draw with Reading....READING FFS!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on January 04, 2010, 10:41:24 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1043474
And Man U are slaughtering Wigan as we speak..

They should have saved their energy for Leeds. :finger:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 04, 2010, 11:09:17 am
yeah what an upset. Great work Chelsea
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Chilli on January 04, 2010, 12:44:06 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1044546
They should have saved their energy for Leeds. :finger:


fanboi.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 04, 2010, 01:36:24 pm
Does anyone have any forums for which they download these games regularly? And are uploaded quickly?

I usually have to wait until late at night before it gets uploaded, which is annoying, especially for these Sunday night/ Monday morning games, as I work at 6.30 on Mondays.
Title: Happy days!!!
Post by: Xt1ncT on January 04, 2010, 04:22:02 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1044546
They should have saved their energy for Leeds. :finger:
I've been a Leeds fan all my life and this is sooooo special!

I've watched so many games where they've either sneaked a win or kicked our arses, so this feels so much like sweet, sweet revenge.

Happy, happy days!!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: nataS on January 04, 2010, 06:00:27 pm
Quote from: Xt1ncT;1044664
I've been a Leeds fan all my life and this is sooooo special!

I've watched so many games where they've either sneaked a win or kicked our arses, so this feels so much like sweet, sweet revenge.

Happy, happy days!!!


Congrats on the win. Wont take anything away from your glory by saying we didn't play our strongest team or anything ;)

But seriously, congrats. A huge upset and by none other than the dirty scum Leeds.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Equity on January 04, 2010, 06:12:03 pm
Quote from: Spork;1044624
Does anyone have any forums for which they download these games regularly? And are uploaded quickly?

I usually have to wait until late at night before it gets uploaded, which is annoying, especially for these Sunday night/ Monday morning games, as I work at 6.30 on Mondays.

Justin tv...i watch live....awesome site for all sport.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on January 04, 2010, 10:08:01 pm
Quote from: Spork;1044624
Does anyone have any forums for which they download these games regularly? And are uploaded quickly?

I usually have to wait until late at night before it gets uploaded, which is annoying, especially for these Sunday night/ Monday morning games, as I work at 6.30 on Mondays.


No idea about downloads - As equity says Justin TV for live all thou I just go to myp2p.eu and choose a source.

Found this article - first Prem match with ZERO english players starting.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/3203297/Warning-after-all-foreign-Premier-League-game (http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/3203297/Warning-after-all-foreign-Premier-League-game)

One of the reasons I'm not big on clubs like Chelsea and Arsenal.  While I'm sure they still do a lot of development work for English players they are still heavy on Import players.
We will see this more and more I guess with more clubs being brought by foriegn owners.


Enjoyed hearing that Man U lost to leeds in the FA cup.:violin:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 05, 2010, 12:37:34 am
Sam Alardyce is a complete dick anyway, Fat Sam.

Looking at what teams have the least english players in them and oh whats this, what team has the least??

Couldn't possibly by Blackburn run by Fat Sam could it?

Awesome win for Arsenal, good win for Chelsea, and awesome win for Leeds! HAHA, I hope Man U go trophyless this season. I would actually prefer Chelsea to win the CL and EPL over Man U.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 05, 2010, 12:40:15 am
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/arsenal/6917058/Sam-Allardyce-says-Premier-Leagues-foreign-legion-harms-Englands-World-Cup-prospects.html

Look at the table down the bottom...
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 07, 2010, 12:48:51 pm
Fuck you Snow! Now we are going to have to wait another 10 years to play our catch up game, fucking FA mugs.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on January 07, 2010, 09:32:15 pm
I dont think its the FAs fault it snowed.  The seasons are so busy it is going to be near the end of the season before you get it back probably
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 08, 2010, 03:32:22 am
Quote from: Zenith;1046940
I dont think its the FAs fault it snowed.  The seasons are so busy it is going to be near the end of the season before you get it back probably


Because it was vital that half of the EPL teams played a midweek game back in September or when ever it was.. When there was no CL, there was no FA, there was no CC, there was no Europa, yes there was international games, but how come only half of the teams played that extra game? What a Crock. I could organise the fixtures list better than them.

It ruins a big part of the game, being an Arsenal supporter, I'm always hearing 'but you guys are 4 points behind'

Sure, it's possible that Bolton could get a point or three out of us, upsets happen. But if we had played this game already, and won it, we would be one point behind Chelsea, and one point ahead of Man U, yet absolutely everyone who is not an Arsenal supporter is still following this whole 'two horse race' between Chelscum and Manure. Why does it take four to five months to play an extra game? I can think of many weeks where there has been nothing important midweek.

What's going to happen now, will we have to wait until a week after everyone else has finished the EPL before we can play our final game? All because the FA mugs can not count.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 08, 2010, 06:51:46 am
I woulda rather you'd play now and get it over with so we know where we at
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 08, 2010, 01:12:41 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1047079
I woulda rather you'd play now and get it over with so we know where we at


Exactly!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on January 08, 2010, 06:55:27 pm
The best chance for an upset by bolton would be in a snow affected game so its good for you in that respect.

IIRC there are 20 EPL teams so 2 rounds is 38 games.

FA cup for top teams could be say 4 games
CL / europa could be 4 to 8 ish prob more
Carling maybe 4 games.

then there are international windows as well

So more games than weeks by a long way
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 09, 2010, 03:55:30 am
Well yea, but they should either not play a midweek game, or have the midweek game for ALL teams, it just messes everything up if you don't.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 09, 2010, 04:20:13 am
Lol.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jan/07/manchester-city-chelsea-uefa

130 million pounds! Could've bought two Ronaldo's for that much!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 09, 2010, 10:38:45 am
Chelsea has a better firm than Arsenal im afraid :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on January 09, 2010, 01:12:35 pm
Looks like most of the matches will disrupted due weather so there will be lots of catchup matches now.

Be interesting to see how throwing lots of money at Man city will go.  Do they have the fan base to support them - also they would have to pay lots more for the players than Man U for example, as they would be more of a risk of ruining your future prospects.

I can't see my son in 10 years time saying - "Dad please can I get one of those cool pale blue Man city shirts?"

I went to a Oz vs UK league game at Man Citys ground - awesome staduim - built for the commonwelth games.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 09, 2010, 01:45:19 pm
Sucks bad for Arsenal then, as that means we have to play two catch up matches.

Going to be a few 3 game per weeks coming up I think.

Although our game isn't cancelled yet, so I can only be hopeful.

I would sort of like to see it played, as I'm not sure how all the players will cope, but I think Arshavin will score a double hat trick. Russians sunbathe in this weather. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 09, 2010, 03:07:48 pm
I hate Russian Soccer Players.
Wouldnt trust em
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 09, 2010, 08:39:53 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1047975
I hate Russian Soccer Players.
Wouldnt trust em


Can't trust them? Why do you need to trust a soccer player?

Arshavin has devastated Liverpool twice in one year. He has scored so many vital goals for us, and he has an awesome sense of humour and personality. Sure he is unreliable at times, but when he steps up, he steps up big.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 09, 2010, 10:43:24 pm
Ivanovic is shit and Zhirkov rarely plays.

Thats all I see

Arshavin is Arsenal scum :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 11, 2010, 05:30:23 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1048170
Ivanovic is shit and Zhirkov rarely plays.

Thats all I see

Arshavin is Arsenal scum :P


Arshavin is probably our deadliest player, especially with Van Persie out injured for 60 years. Mainly because he isn't always menacing, but when he gets in one of his moods, he usually makes something of it, creating a build up, assist, or scoring in usually mind blowing fashion.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on January 11, 2010, 08:25:27 pm
Wellington Phoenix.
Holy fuck! Top 4 I believe. Impresive!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 11, 2010, 09:11:34 pm
Dam Right Camy - that Dadi from Ivory Coast was amazing!

[video]z7rQNYj1sZU[/video]
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on January 14, 2010, 07:09:19 am
Quote from: Spork;1047955
Sucks bad for Arsenal then, as that means we have to play two catch up matches.

Meh, we're three points behind Chelsea now and looking good to make a storming run home. And it looks like Sol Campbell will be back to help win the title. :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on January 14, 2010, 02:34:09 pm
Fuckn liverpool lost to burnley LOL

man i need this season to end and pray for the next
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 14, 2010, 05:00:57 pm
Tofu - you got the top teams at end of jan
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 14, 2010, 09:24:52 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1050307
Fuckn liverpool lost to burnley LOL

man i need this season to end and pray for the next


Well yes I am fairly sure they did, but they just lost to Reading during the week in the FA cup.. Now that is almost as embaressing as the Premier League holders losing to Leeds.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 14, 2010, 09:38:56 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1050435
Tofu - you got the top teams at end of jan


Top teams? Chelsea are the only 'top' team apart from Arsenal. Liverpool are royally fucked, and Man U are no where near what they once were.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 14, 2010, 10:32:17 pm
Now now spork hah no need to get pro-Arsenal!

You cant tell me you can play Aston, Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool, Sunderland in a row and be fine..thats a heavy draw and it will determine alot of whats gonna happen now at the business end of the season
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on January 15, 2010, 06:58:03 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1050435
Tofu - you got the top teams at end of jan

Yeah its an interesting draw, but if we get through it then there's not much to stop us. Chelsea are still vulnerable and if we can knock them over i don't see too many stumbling blocks.

We're playing better football than any of the other teams at the moment (and winning), so the rest of the pack's got to catch us. The re-introduction of Campbell can only be a good thing.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 15, 2010, 05:55:31 pm
Should be good set of games :D

Birmigham are on form team!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on January 15, 2010, 10:45:15 pm
Jeez, good game by the Phoenix tonight. :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 15, 2010, 10:50:38 pm
I lost all interest in the A-league this year, since Adelaide United pulled a Liverpool.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on January 15, 2010, 10:52:44 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1051076
Jeez, good game by the Phoenix tonight. :rnr:


Starting to look the business.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 15, 2010, 11:21:50 pm
http://www.premierleague.com/page/Headlines/0,,12306~1932089,00.html

Hmm, I wonder was that an offer or did Everton not like him?

Oh well, off to join Kewell I think.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on January 16, 2010, 06:25:53 am
Check out that form guide. :finger:
http://www.premierleague.com/page/FormGuide
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 17, 2010, 10:48:25 am
Chelseaaaaa - 7-2 vs sunderland
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on January 17, 2010, 11:17:42 am
Just finished watching^^. Impressive.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 17, 2010, 02:59:56 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1051486
Chelseaaaaa - 7-2 vs sunderland

Yea that's amazing. Although they did concede 2. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 18, 2010, 03:21:51 am
For once I can stay up and watch this game without knowing I'm going to be stuffed for work on Monday, as I have it off! Woot.

Come on 10-0 to the mighty Arsenal. =D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 18, 2010, 07:04:28 am
I love it when your team plays like a bunch of two year olds and still gets the 3 points!

0-2 against Bolton, and I'm predicting much of the same when they visit Arsenal on Wednesday. Although hopefully we will be a lot more composed, easily could have lost this one, probably should have drawn it, if it wasn't for Almunia putting in his first good game of the season.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 18, 2010, 12:27:20 pm
Good to see Cesc back into it
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 18, 2010, 10:32:13 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1051936
Good to see Cesc back into it


Indeed, he must be the best player in the EPL at the moment.

Vermaelan is definitely the biggest surprise of the season, he dominates the defensive area.

Just miss our world class striker in RVP.

Next season we will go unbeaten. :bigglasse
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on January 21, 2010, 12:40:46 pm
And the Gunners go top of the Premiership - w00t! :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on January 21, 2010, 02:59:40 pm
yep

chelsea still have a game in hand but good to see Arsenal up there putting the pressure on

Arsenals Defence is a bit flimsy at times but we shall see how they go in the later stages

Im just glad Liverpool are back intouch with the top 4 :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 21, 2010, 04:59:53 pm
Arsenal now gotta push themselves to beat Chelsea, Man U, Villa, Sunderland, Liverpool in the space of a month to even maintain the top..

Dont worry the all mighty Blues will make sure they stay on top
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 21, 2010, 08:54:28 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1054004
yep

chelsea still have a game in hand but good to see Arsenal up there putting the pressure on


Arsenal were a game down, and usually reasonably close to the top of the table even while being a game down, but no one ever said anything about that, and then I go to the EPL website, and the first thing I read is 'Arsenal go top, BUT CHELSEA ARE A GAME DOWN!!!!!!!!' :P

Quote from: R3DM@N;1054106
Arsenal now gotta push themselves to beat Chelsea, Man U, Villa, Sunderland, Liverpool in the space of a month to even maintain the top..


Easily beat Liverpool, should def beat Villa and Sunderland, Man U is at the Emirates, and we should have beaten them at Old Trafford, so that should be another win, and we will park the bus at the Bridge, and pull out a point, and then from there on we have a free run to the title.

Quote
Dont worry the all mighty Blues will make sure they stay on top


Oh cheers man, that's really thoughtful that Chelsea will make sure Arsenal stay top. :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 21, 2010, 11:11:02 pm
Quote from: Spork;1054277
Arsenal were a game down, and usually reasonably close to the top of the table even while being a game down, but no one ever said anything about that, and then I go to the EPL website, and the first thing I read is 'Arsenal go top, BUT CHELSEA ARE A GAME DOWN!!!!!!!!' :P



Easily beat Liverpool, should def beat Villa and Sunderland, Man U is at the Emirates, and we should have beaten them at Old Trafford, so that should be another win, and we will park the bus at the Bridge, and pull out a point, and then from there on we have a free run to the title.



Oh cheers man, that's really thoughtful that Chelsea will make sure Arsenal stay top. :)


Ignore Man U at your peril;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 22, 2010, 12:52:20 am
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1054373
Ignore Man U at your peril;)


Who? ;)

Arshavin was very selfish at the end of our match though, should definitely have put that one off to Walcott, and well he really deserved not to get a second for being so selfish.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 24, 2010, 05:52:29 pm
I wish Real or Barca would hurry the hell up and buy Rooney already.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 24, 2010, 05:55:45 pm
Wish Chelsea would hurry up and play so we can get our points
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on January 24, 2010, 08:37:53 pm
Quote from: Spork;1055818
I wish Real or Barca would hurry the hell up and buy Rooney already.


Rooney wouldn't last long in spain - 30 minutes on the M62 from liverpool is as good as it gets.  
personally I can't imagine him trying to speak spanish and dealing with all those "foreigners"

Man U back on top at the moment....
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 25, 2010, 04:14:27 am
Well that fucks off to the Carling AND the FA cup now... Real great..
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on January 25, 2010, 07:41:48 am
I bet Arsenal is Stoked ;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TuataraDude on January 25, 2010, 08:22:50 am
Quote from: Spork;1055818
I wish Real or Barca would hurry the hell up and buy Rooney already.


Real can have him, we don't want him.

By "we", I mean Barcelona. I may like Liverpool, but Barcelone ranks higher on my pecking order and PSV Eindhoven at the very top.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on January 25, 2010, 08:57:51 am
Quote from: Ngati_Grim;1055983
I bet Arsenal is Stoked ;)

You're a cruel and heartless man! Don't you have any compassion for those of us who are mourning? :disappoin
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on January 25, 2010, 09:10:01 am
I'm a Spurs supporter. Need I say more?!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on January 28, 2010, 02:14:58 pm
Quote from: Spork;1054277
Arsenal were a game down, and usually reasonably close to the top of the table even while being a game down, but no one ever said anything about that, and then I go to the EPL website, and the first thing I read is 'Arsenal go top, BUT CHELSEA ARE A GAME DOWN!!!!!!!!' :P



Easily beat Liverpool, should def beat Villa and Sunderland, Man U is at the Emirates, and we should have beaten them at Old Trafford, so that should be another win, and we will park the bus at the Bridge, and pull out a point, and then from there on we have a free run to the title.



Oh cheers man, that's really thoughtful that Chelsea will make sure Arsenal stay top. :)


Perhaps because a game in hand is not points in the bank where  the Arse are concerned.
Looking forward to moving another 3 points ahead after the weekend and wait for Chelsea to slip up
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 28, 2010, 06:51:24 pm
CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 28, 2010, 09:48:23 pm
Meh, you will bottle it eventually.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 28, 2010, 10:15:16 pm
the Africans prob gna come and fuck it up for everyone but hopefully they will realise there better players within the squad and step up!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 28, 2010, 10:16:03 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1058644
the Africans prob gna come and fuck it up for everyone!

I can't wait for Song to be back in our side, Denilson is the worst Brazilian and worst Defensive Midfielder in the world.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on January 31, 2010, 07:02:19 am
Spork - did you see that the Phoenix beat Adelaide for the first time in the A-League? :rnr:

TBH, both sides played some pretty ordinary football, but i think the Phoenix might have learned something about defence that will help them later in the finals.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 31, 2010, 10:17:19 am
Wish I went, it was in CHCH

Chelsea had good win, Man U vs Arseholes tonight..I want Arsenal to win to keep gap
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on January 31, 2010, 11:00:00 am
Big game.  I'm wanting Arsenal to win, prefered over Chelsea and Man U
and about due for an EPL win.

Still looking like a good finish to the season with the top 3 and then 4 battling for fourth
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 31, 2010, 01:09:19 pm
Wanting Man City to make an apperance at the top 4 but then again Totterz, Aston Villa, Liverpool all going for it
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 31, 2010, 03:00:39 pm
Yea, I did see that. I haven't watched any A-league this year, gave up since Adelaide are so crap.

Lucky win for Chelsea last night, hopefully arsenal will get one of the same  tonight.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2010, 06:56:50 am
And there goes another one down the drain.

8 points down now counting Chelsea's game in hand. Bleh.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on February 01, 2010, 06:58:55 am
Nice result  :bounce:  got to love it when fans boo a player then he sticks it up them

Arsesol Whinger didn't look happy
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on February 01, 2010, 08:10:13 am
Arsenals defence was shit and they still have the same weakness in the transition of play as they showed against Man City

Soon as Man U countered arsenal are all over the show. No one wants to make a decision on who to take

I think Wenger needs to invest in some Defence. Get rid of almunia as well
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 01, 2010, 08:15:07 am
Quote from: henno;1060925
Nice result  :bounce:  got to love it when fans boo a player then he sticks it up them

Arsesol Whinger didn't look happy


...:D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on February 01, 2010, 02:33:54 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1060943
...:D


How 'bout those Vikings, eh? :finger:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2010, 02:40:26 pm
We looked quite promising until they scored their first, and then after they scored their third we also looked good, but Arshavin didn't have his finishing boots on, and ruined many a chances.

Denilson and Almunia need to be replaced. Both were responsible for at least one of the goals each.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2010, 04:11:43 pm
You know what I hate about United? Not the fact that they pump us every time we play them, it's thing like what happened with Song and Nani, first up, Song got more of the ball than you would normally think is humanely possible.

Then the ref is all like, yea, what ever I'll give a foul, maybe Fergie will give me more, and then he pretty well bends over and asks Nani if Nani thinks the ref should book Song, and he does! At no point did the ref look like he was going to book Song until he saw that Nani was having a little bitch.

And that just about sums up United, every single one of their players, while they are physically and probably mentally stronger than all of Arsenal, they are all weak bitches. Then what, half a minute after the foul Nani is diving in on other players and playing like nothing had happened to him, even though just thirty seconds earlier the look on his face was as if he believed his foot would have to be amputated.

I would settle for an Arsenal fourth if it meant that Aston Villa would make a miraculous comeback and finish first, ahead of Chelsea and then Man U. I do not believe either of the Top 4 deserve the title this year. Although Man U never deserve to, yet they do countless times. ;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 01, 2010, 05:24:03 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1061138
How 'bout those Vikings, eh? :finger:


The requisite week to hassle me about that has been and gone, sorry you missed out!

I must admit Spork if Fergie was on the other side I may well dislike him, as much as i dislike Asshene

I have to disagree that ALL of our players are weak bitches tho, that just sounds like sour grapes, every team has their princesses, as a matter of fact we just sold our biggest one last year;) Wouldnt call Giggs Scholes Fletcher Rooney Vidic Evra Van Der Sar etc weak in the slightest, nor overactors, Yes a few players do overact, but so do a few in every team

Used to hate the likes of Keown, Parlour etc, back in the early 00's when a Man U v The Arse game was the highlight of the season, still is for me in many ways, which is why I enjoy a win over them so much, Tho funnily enough i do respect them, for their longevity, and SOME of their players over the years, Bergkamp, Henry, Vieira, Adams....

Anyway ill leave you to your bitterness now:) Hey at least you're not Tottenham
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2010, 05:42:41 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1061270
The requisite week to hassle me about that has been and gone, sorry you missed out!

I must admit Spork if Fergie was on the other side I may well dislike him, as much as i dislike Asshene

I have to disagree that ALL of our players are weak bitches tho, that just sounds like sour grapes, every team has their princesses, as a matter of fact we just sold our biggest one last year;) Wouldnt call Giggs Scholes Fletcher Rooney Vidic Evra Van Der Sar etc weak in the slightest, nor overactors, Yes a few players do overact, but so do a few in every team

Used to hate the likes of Keown, Parlour etc, back in the early 00's when a Man U v The Arse game was the highlight of the season, still is for me in many ways, which is why I enjoy a win over them so much, Tho funnily enough i do respect them, for their longevity, and SOME of their players over the years, Bergkamp, Henry, Vieira, Adams....

Anyway ill leave you to your bitterness now:) Hey at least you're not Tottenham


Yea, it is all sour grapes, I'm sick of bloody losing to Chelsea and Man U.

The two highlighted players are two of the biggest weak bitches, when it's all going their way it's fine, but any chance they get when things don't go as planned, they go running to the ref.. Well actually I'm not sure so much about Rooney, but definitely Evra. he is my most hated player.

But yea, none of them compare to Ronaldo, I still remember that game against us, where something didn't go right, and he had a massive cry, threw his toys, cradle, and pram away.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 01, 2010, 07:31:44 pm
Quote from: Spork;1061293
Yea, it is all sour grapes, I'm sick of bloody losing to Chelsea and Man U.

The two highlighted players are two of the biggest weak bitches, when it's all going their way it's fine, but any chance they get when things don't go as planned, they go running to the ref.. Well actually I'm not sure so much about Rooney, but definitely Evra. he is my most hated player.

But yea, none of them compare to Ronaldo, I still remember that game against us, where something didn't go right, and he had a massive cry, threw his toys, cradle, and pram away.


Rooney....hes just an angry sort, not really a sook at all, Evra, yeah ill give you that one;)

Ronaldo, much as i loved watching him and having him on our side, he was infuriating sometimes! why i wasnt devestated when he left, beckham too
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on February 02, 2010, 12:53:01 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1061270
The requisite week to hassle me about that has been and gone, sorry you missed out!


I knew you'd be fragile so i waited until wrist-slashing day was well gone. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 02, 2010, 05:51:10 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1061804
I knew you'd be fragile so i waited until wrist-slashing day was well gone. :P


I am a vikings fan, these losses are second nature to me
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 02, 2010, 06:02:56 pm
Big spending transfer window........
Title: Chelski draw with Hull
Post by: TofuEater on February 03, 2010, 12:57:58 pm
Yus, that leaves the title race WIDE OPEN..... now, if we can only smack the Mincers over, all will be right with the world.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 03, 2010, 01:03:00 pm
Seems Terry is no mincer
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2010, 03:08:47 pm
I am not hoping for anything against Chelsea, if I didn't love Arsenal and football so much I wouldn't even watch the game.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on February 03, 2010, 03:20:32 pm
I can't stand Arsenal but am hoping they win or at least draw
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2010, 03:35:23 pm
Quote from: henno;1062700
I can't stand Arsenal but am hoping they win or at least draw


A draw does nothing for us, as we will still be 6 points behind Chelsea, and then 6 points behind Man U. :(
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on February 03, 2010, 04:45:22 pm
I sense pain for you Spork against Chelsea.Drogba is back.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2010, 04:47:41 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1062766
I sense pain for you Spork against Chelsea.Drogba is back.


And he loves to score against us.

Just means we have to score two for his every one. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2010, 06:11:40 pm
Good news on the Arsenal front as far as the rumour mill goes, Robin Van Persie could be back mid march. Hopefully this one turns out to be true! He is a stunning player.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 03, 2010, 09:22:58 pm
When Drogba was away Chelsea has been a very good team I just hope the Africans dont come back and stir the pot. I hope Drogba and Anelka can gel because they really havent so far this season and they need too now.

Should be a good game, hopefully a high scoring and close affair to Chelsea but even better a repeat of last times game hahah!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2010, 09:36:46 pm
I do believe that no matter what, it will be an interesting game!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 03, 2010, 10:45:07 pm
I wanna see Fabregas and Drogba have a punch up...
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2010, 10:51:37 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1062994
I wanna see Fabregas and Drogba have a punch up...


Hey if it ends up like the classic fight between Chelsea and Arsenal I will be more than happy, I know that would definitely cost us both the season, but it'd be worth it!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 06, 2010, 04:02:11 am
Got this from a football forum..

Quote
Chelsea chelsea wherever u may be dont leave ur wife with john terry his dad deals coke . And his mum steals tea .he cried when he missed a penalty chelsea chelsea wherever u may be . Dont leave us wife with john terry he cannot shoot and he cant f****g pass but he'll take your mrs right up the arse .
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 06, 2010, 06:45:27 am
and he burns Bridges
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 06, 2010, 10:25:52 am
Spork that is actually fucken awesome :) +1 when pos.

...but hes still the man.

Hes no longer England Captain now - http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~1956699,00.html
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 07, 2010, 05:06:49 am
And as I knew they would, Liverpool at back in the top 4.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on February 07, 2010, 10:03:37 am
yeah boi!! Liverpool are back

Im glad Man C lost and all i need now is for villa to beat spurs and it will be all good

Chelsea V Arsenal is gonna be huge

Im gonna go with Chelsea but if anyone can do it , its the gunners
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 07, 2010, 02:59:52 pm
Even after Chelsea, the gunners have Liverpool so two good games this week.

Looks like Totterz and Aston had a draw
Watched Man U vs Portsmouth, felt sorry for Portsmouth but f***en Rooney is on form man at the mo.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 07, 2010, 04:59:12 pm
I feel sorry for Portsmouth, I hope they can at least finish the season before they fall apart. Which they surely will,  it's just going from bad to worse for them.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on February 07, 2010, 08:50:13 pm
Almost temped to find and watch the liverpool derby.  Saw a bit on the news and it looked pretty passionate.  Bloody good weekend for Liverpool.  with the other matches going well for them.

Will have to remember to watch the end of the Chelsea/Arsenal game in the morning.  should be good
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 07, 2010, 09:00:26 pm
I really do hope Arsenal don't blow this one like they have in so many games V Man U and Chelsea in recent years. As long as we put up a decent fight, I will be happy, if I can turn off the game and honestly say that we had a chance to win it, I will be happy.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: lrdz on February 07, 2010, 09:03:17 pm
2-1 OVER MCITY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 07, 2010, 09:04:54 pm
Quote from: LorddLoss;1065118
2-1 OVER MCITY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


One of the very few times I am happy for hull to win. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 08, 2010, 12:08:50 am
I just found a list of the EPL's 11 most overrated players.

Code: [Select]
                 Cech
A. Cole - J terry - Carvalho - Ivanovic

Deco - Lampard - Ballack - Malouda

        Drogba - Anelka
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 08, 2010, 07:04:22 am
Well that was expected.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on February 08, 2010, 07:05:18 am
Chelsea 2 arsenal 0
So arsenal have lost 2 vs Man u and 2 vs Chelsea now.

Arsenal Vs liverpool on wednesday so if they lose that they will be looking behind not forward for the rest of the season
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 08, 2010, 07:08:09 am
Quote from: Zenith;1065231
Chelsea 2 arsenal 0
So arsenal have lost 2 vs Man u and 2 vs Chelsea now.

Arsenal Vs liverpool on wednesday so if they lose that they will be looking behind not forward for the rest of the season


I'm no longer bothered about this season. It's only February yet I am looking forward to August already.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on February 08, 2010, 07:33:31 am
As predicted Drogba the arse nemesis strikes again twice.Must have been a heart breaker when he scored in the first ten minutes.Arse Wenger will still claim they are the best team in the league though.
Go Liverpool for third !!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 08, 2010, 08:13:41 am
Quote from: kilabee;1065235
As predicted Drogba the arse nemesis strikes again twice.Must have been a heart breaker when he scored in the first ten minutes.Arse Wenger will still claim they are the best team in the league though.
Go Liverpool for third !!


So will Spork.

5-0 for the season for the mighty blues over assnil.

Looks like a 2 horse race now but still lots of games to play yet.

I would hardly call Drogba overrated, bit of a diver yeah, but that boy has some real talent
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on February 08, 2010, 08:52:35 am
Shit i turned the TV on to see 2 nil this morning

My dad is an arsenal supporter and he was laughing at me when liverpool were getting the beats. I new Chelsea would deliver and I want them to win more than Man U

ahhh i cant wait for this Arsenal V Liverpool game
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on February 08, 2010, 09:03:30 am
Walcott=Overrated
I surprised he lasted as long as he did.Ashley Cole owned him all game.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 08, 2010, 09:08:20 am
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 11, 2010, 11:25:50 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1065265
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 11, 2010, 12:12:08 pm
lol we still on top tho, everton are our kryptonite...man city to take u out :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 11, 2010, 03:35:00 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1067421
lol we still on top tho, everton are our kryptonite...man city to take u out :P


I am more than happy to be 6 points behind the top, as arsenal has already played all their games against the teams that finished in the top 6 games last season, and only 2 games left against tws who finished in the top 8. Yet Chelsea and Man u have to face each other, and Liverpool, both at the kop if I remember correctly, so there is a chance of both teams dropping three or more points, considering Liverpool usually play really well against the other three of the top four. Then both of Chelsea and man u have to play the mancs, by sure where, and well there is why 14 games left?? So it's more than likely that they will both drop more points in other games, as we have all seen this is one very hard season, especially away from home.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on February 11, 2010, 05:03:11 pm
damn that half past midnight diaby

Im over this seasons inconsistency

LOL @ chelsea, saha always score against you guys
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 11, 2010, 05:28:24 pm
Remember Spork that Arsenal have to play the lower teams who have upset alot of the big clubs
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 11, 2010, 07:40:52 pm
We have Sunderland at home, and we drew with them away, so 'should' be able to beat them.

Stoke away,
Then Burnley at the Emirates,
Hull City away,
West ham at home.

Birmingham away,

Wolves at home.

Spurs away,

Wigan away.

Man City at the emirates.

Blackburn away.

Fullham at home,

I'm confident. I believe we can take 32 points from that.

Then you look at Chelsea and Man Us fixture list. They are quite a bit rougher, especially Chelsea's.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on February 11, 2010, 08:32:31 pm
I would give you 27 points from that. Thou if you did beat Man City I would be happy.  I pick Burmingham to give you some trouble
Still looks like a good run home.


I'm a bit grumpy about Liverpools loss but is was always a big game.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 11, 2010, 08:37:57 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1067705
I would give you 27 points from that. Thou if you did beat Man City I would be happy.  I pick Burmingham to give you some trouble
Still looks like a good run home.


I'm a bit grumpy about Liverpools loss but is was always a big game.


Yea, I did a very small write up for each game, but I don't want to jynx anything.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 11, 2010, 10:55:23 pm
Quote from: Spork;1065232
I'm no longer bothered about this season. It's only February yet I am looking forward to August already.


Sounds like you have gotten yourself bothered again Spork.

A sucker for punishment
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 12, 2010, 02:06:34 am
Quote from: runing;1067823
Sounds like you have gotten yourself bothered again Spork.

A sucker for punishment


I wouldn't be a sport supporter if I didn't follow my team blindly. Sometimes I just get a bit caught up in the moment.

But hey, I think the $17 pay out on Arsenal winning the league isn't the worst bet possible.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on February 12, 2010, 11:26:12 am
watch out for stoke

they love pulling out the big upsets those assholes
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 12, 2010, 02:50:40 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1068055
watch out for stoke

they love pulling out the big upsets those assholes


Yea I dislike Stoke quite a lot with their long throw in ballshit. Take bloody ten minutes each time as well.. I don't care that time gets added on at the end of the half, it's still boring as hell and a lot of the time leads to nothing.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 12, 2010, 04:45:18 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/

I know it's the sun, but they never make Arsenal look good, so Arsha must've said it.

Maybe my 32 points were a bit of an underestimate.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on February 12, 2010, 05:19:20 pm
Watch out Spork........ you've made predictions before.
It has been a very interesting session with a few more banana skins to be slipped on no doubt.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 12, 2010, 06:18:35 pm
So you're saying that my predicting, turns the outcome of Arsenal's games? I doubt it.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on February 12, 2010, 06:25:42 pm
Keep putting the hex on them Lol
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 12, 2010, 06:27:08 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1068375
Keep putting the hex on them Lol


But then wouldn't there also be people praying for Arsenal's competition to put one past the mighty Gunners?

So it all gets canceled out in the end. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on February 12, 2010, 10:05:17 pm
GO THE PHOENIX!!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 12, 2010, 11:05:28 pm
Bring back Dadi :P

Ashley Cole is out for 3 months with a fractured ankle, make way for Bridge/Terry in Englands First XI. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 18, 2010, 01:00:45 pm
Go Fabianski  :rnr::rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 18, 2010, 06:47:52 pm
Porto > Arsenal
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on February 18, 2010, 07:51:12 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1050019
And it looks like Sol Campbell will be back to help win the title. :rnr:


Looks like Sol Cambell will be back for some top quality back pass action :chuckle:
That was a Minties moment for sure
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 18, 2010, 08:36:22 pm
I swear to God Arsenal are playing without half a team most of the time.

All three of our first team keepers SUCK HORRIBLE AMOUNTS OF PENIS.

Then the rest of our team play decent one game and horridly the next.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 18, 2010, 08:43:27 pm
Yes, your Goal Keepers suck.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 18, 2010, 08:47:22 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1072192
Yes, your Goal Keepers suck.


Just saw the second goal. That is absolute bullshit about the second goal. How is that legal? The keeper wasn't even in position!

Should not be legal. But definitely fucking dickhead goal keeping to be blamed. In a way I hope we win nothing this year, simply because of Wenger's poor decision making to not buy better players.

Fuck I could keep better than these idiots
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 18, 2010, 08:53:30 pm
That minties moment was classic :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 18, 2010, 09:04:28 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1072201
That minties moment was classic :P


I don't really like Minties.

So would a minties moment be something like a facepalm moment?

Another rage influenced question.

How the fuck are you meant to be able to defend the second goal? I mean we had one defender back? And they had two strikers, Our keeper was pretty well next to the ball when it was kicked, and yet somehow it was allowed, I am happy to contribute toward a hitman to rid the world of this absolutely arse of a ref.

His two last games and he has made the two biggest mistakes I have ever seen made by a ref. First the world cup qualifier between France and Ireland 'hand of frog' incident, now this shit.

'It's a fucking disgrace!'
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 19, 2010, 02:10:38 am
I still can't believe this shit.

Every time I watch the second goal I find more wrong about it.

- How in the hell were they allowed to take the free kick so quickly? On looking at it again, there was NO arsenal outfield player behind the ball, and Fabianski was next to the ball. if that's allowed, are teams allowed to take penalty kicks quickly? When the goal keeper is still arguing about how it 'wasnt a penalty'? Penalties are simply a free kick in the box without a wall.
Fabianski actually had his back to the fucking ball!

- The ref actually blocked Sol Campbell while Porto took the free kick.
- The back pass was unintentional, It seems as if Sol actually tripped onto the ball which was where he made contact with it.
-The Porto player was no where near the ball, so the back pass was not interrupting play.

Sure, you can call sore loser, and well we have an away goal so will quite possibly advance to the next round, but I do not see how the ref will get away with this, which I know he will.

Absolute fucking disgrace.
[video]Rlc3BKT57yA[/video]

And it makes me just want to lay down on the ground and do this.

(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6801/drogbafit8778555.gif) (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/drogbafit8778555.gif/)

I love how Lampard takes one look at him and then just walks off.

EDIT: Oh yea, one more thing, definitely should have been a penalty for Rosicky at the other end just before their second goal.

Arghh, the fucking ref didn't even know what he was doing, I mean when a quick free kick is being taken, you are meant to hold your hand in the air, but oh wait, the ref doesn't even know they were taking a free kick and only puts his hand into the air when the ball is already past Fabianski and pretty well in the goal.

Credit to Porto though, they outplayed us, although I am used to that these days.

It is these sort of situations where I believe each team should be allowed to challenge the ref's decision per match. Sure it would slow down the match by maybe 5 minutes, but who cares, this is absolutely disgusting refereeing, and decisions as bad as this one have been made a thousand times before, yet these refs still get games.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on February 19, 2010, 08:49:08 am
The back pass call was pretty dubious, but the rest of it is just tough luck.

The team is being penalised and shouldn't get an advantage,  there is no obligation for  the attacking team to  wait for the  defence to get sorted.

This is no different to quick freekicks in rugby.

I did wonder how they took the kick from quite a way in front of the place the offence toook place.  But the I suppose it's keepers fault as he held onto ball and walked it there.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on February 19, 2010, 11:22:11 am
Its Karma for when Fabregas hand balled against Liverpool

Arsenal will come back at the Emirates
Title: Everton 3 - Man U 1
Post by: Zenith on February 21, 2010, 10:15:03 am
Nice work Everton!

I was thinking they would trouble Man u, but they went out and kicked there ass
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 21, 2010, 12:55:48 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1073634
Nice work Everton!

I was thinking they would trouble Man u, but they went out and kicked there ass


Indeed!!

Drogba scores another double :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on February 21, 2010, 02:16:05 pm
LOL good work everton

you slayed those whores
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 21, 2010, 05:52:25 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1073744
LOL good work everton

you slayed those whores


Everton have done really well against the top four. Much better than Arsenal have anyway!

Beat both Man U and Chelsea? Drew with us? (at their place)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on February 21, 2010, 07:57:15 pm
Put arsenal back in striking distance for second.

I'm Just hoping Liverpool can beat Man City this morning.  Not feeling too confident about this one, thou liverpool have had better form of late.
Continue the weekend domanace of Liverpool over Manchester
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 21, 2010, 08:01:28 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1073876
Put arsenal back in striking distance for second.

I'm Just hoping Liverpool can beat Man City this morning.  Not feeling too confident about this one, thou liverpool have had better form of late.
Continue the weekend domanace of Liverpool over Manchester


I'm hoping for either a Liverpool win or a draw.

I really do hope Man City don't make the top 4 this year.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on February 21, 2010, 08:28:36 pm
Quote from: Spork;1073879
I'm hoping for either a Liverpool win or a draw.

I really do hope Man City don't make the top 4 this year.


I agree

lets not cause disturbances in the matrix
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on February 21, 2010, 08:29:22 pm
Good work from the Phoenix.Pretty dull game I thought until penalties.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 23, 2010, 12:23:38 pm
Man City are the goods this year though..Almighty Chelsea got em this weekend
Title: For Spork
Post by: maorifulla on February 23, 2010, 03:50:23 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCZZAheNSU

3.00 - Thats how arsenal rolls LOL
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 25, 2010, 02:32:23 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1074108
Man City are the goods this year though..Almighty Chelsea got em this weekend


Well their chances of doing anything are worse than arsenals! Bow that they are out of the FA cup due to what was another boring unskilled game from stoke except for a few of those lame as time wasting Rory delap long throws...
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 25, 2010, 02:33:57 pm
Good to see a Chelsea loss though. As much as I hate them oh so much more than Chelscum, I'll be going for the dirty mancs this weekend. :-p
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 26, 2010, 09:30:28 am
wasnt really a loss - its a tie and we go to Stanford next
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 26, 2010, 10:34:43 am
1-0 at home will see us through
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 26, 2010, 03:28:02 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1075587
wasnt really a loss - its a tie and we go to Stanford next


If you were to both score again at the bridge, then they would win though.

It was a loss. :P Much like Arsenal lost to Porto.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 28, 2010, 04:00:27 am
Nice work Man City, couldn't have done it much better.

Too bad about the late penalty, which definitely shouldn't have been, but oh well.

Both sides should have got a few more cards though!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 28, 2010, 08:47:09 am
Oh man.

That was a shocker of a tackle, looked to me far worse than Eduardo's.

Shawcross against Aaron Ramsey, don't believe it was at all meant to be aggressive, however I believe Ramsey will be out for at least six months, judging by previous similar injuries, and probably more likely out for a year. Thank God he is young, and will recover eventually from this injury.

Shawcross - who was sent straight off, walked off the field crying! Most of the players on the field looked as if they had just emerged from a Harry Potter scene with deatheaters or what ever those things were called.


Very very very disgusting photos below. Well if you don't like leg breaks, do not open the link in the spoilers.

Good night/ Good morning everyone. I am tired as.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/742203/HORROR-INJURY-FOR-RAMSEY-AT-STOKE.html
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 28, 2010, 08:49:40 am
Great game today.. Miss Peter Cech already tho, new goalkeeper is shit.

It was always going to be messy with the whole Bridge vs Terry saga.

Lampard is still the man
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 28, 2010, 08:52:19 am
Ouch!

4 goals

this is going to be a nice run to the finish
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 28, 2010, 08:52:41 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1076290
Great game today.. Miss Peter Cech already tho, new goalkeeper is shit.

It was always going to be messy with the whole Bridge vs Terry saga.

Lampard is still the man


First Chelsea game I've watched since you did us over, and boy was I glad that I did watch it.

Title race is well and truly up for the taking now.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on February 28, 2010, 09:16:41 am
Either way im happy because it is great viewing and it should always be this close.

Arsenal win vs Stoke?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 28, 2010, 09:20:10 am
Quote from: Spork;1076289
Oh man.

That was a shocker of a tackle, looked to me far worse than Eduardo's.

Shawcross against Aaron Ramsey, don't believe it was at all meant to be aggressive, however I believe Ramsey will be out for at least six months, judging by previous similar injuries, and probably more likely out for a year. Thank God he is young, and will recover eventually from this injury.

Shawcross - who was sent straight off, walked off the field crying! Most of the players on the field looked as if they had just emerged from a Harry Potter scene with deatheaters or what ever those things were called.


Very very very disgusting photos below. Well if you don't like leg breaks, do not open the link in the spoilers.

Good night/ Good morning everyone. I am tired as.
[url]http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/742203/HORROR-INJURY-FOR-RAMSEY-AT-STOKE.html[/url]


Quote from: R3DM@N;1076295
Either way im happy because it is great viewing and it should always be this close.

Arsenal win vs Stoke?


Yea man, 3-1

AS I say in above quote, Shawcross was sent off for a horrible horrible tackle on Ramsey, possibly out for 18 months.

But we won, after going down to them in the 8th minute thanks to a bloody Delap throw in.

Equalized through an awesome header, then we got a penalty in the 89th minute, then there was 7 minutes of injury time (because of the Ramsey injury) and Vermaelan finished it off in the 94th I think.

The whole squad formed a huddle or what ever (group) in the middle of the field at the end of the game, made them look like one hell of a team.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 28, 2010, 11:47:48 am
Quote from: Spork;1076297
Yea man, 3-1

AS I say in above quote, Shawcross was sent off for a horrible horrible tackle on Ramsey, possibly out for 18 months.

But we won, after going down to them in the 8th minute thanks to a bloody Delap throw in.

Equalized through an awesome header, then we got a penalty in the 89th minute, then there was 7 minutes of injury time (because of the Ramsey injury) and Vermaelan finished it off in the 94th I think.

The whole squad formed a huddle or what ever (group) in the middle of the field at the end of the game, made them look like one hell of a team.


You just hate to see injuries like that, regardless of team or allegiance, Ramseys only 19 too, hopefully he can come back

The tackle looked pretty late, like you say not intentional imo, just late, he looked pretty distraught about it all too, genuinely so.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on February 28, 2010, 05:49:23 pm
Quote from: Spork;1076292
Title race is well and truly up for the taking now.

It is. Arsenal have got their destiny in their own hands for the next month or so. The toughest match (on paper) is a trip to White Hart Lane to take on the Yids. Chelski have to travel to Old Trafford to play the scum and i can't see them winning that.

And i think they may get tripped up by Aston Villa as well, as they're not playing good enough football to be assured of victory at the moment.

As for the scum they have a reasonable run, with the home game against Chelski to give them some concerns. At this point they are probably favourites, but anything can happen in the run home.

Go Arsenal! :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on February 28, 2010, 05:52:47 pm
Go the Yids.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 28, 2010, 07:16:22 pm
and yet Man U still are there or there abouts....

should be an interesting few months

Chelsea v Man City, cant think of two teams i dislike more... however city winning helped us more, mr terrys wandering eye surely must be hindering things, naughty boy;)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on February 28, 2010, 10:36:17 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1076330
You just hate to see injuries like that, regardless of team or allegiance, Ramseys only 19 too, hopefully he can come back

The tackle looked pretty late, like you say not intentional imo, just late, he looked pretty distraught about it all too, genuinely so.


Yep. Either way if he was taken out for six months, or only a one week bad, either way I am O.K with it, as he is crucial for Stoke, and I believe Stoke still play Chelsea and Man U, and well it is possible for them to take a draw. Possible.

However, intentional or not, clumsiness isn't an excuse. I like soccer because of the amount of skill, something Stoke lacks a lot of.

Quote from: TofuEater;1076454
It is. Arsenal have got their destiny in their own hands for the next month or so. The toughest match (on paper) is a trip to White Hart Lane to take on the Yids. Chelski have to travel to Old Trafford to play the scum and i can't see them winning that.

And i think they may get tripped up Aston Villa as well, as they're not playing good enough football to be assured of victory at the moment.

As for the scum they have a reasonable run, with the home game against Chelski to give them some concerns. At this point they are probably favourites, but anything can happen in the run home.

Go Arsenal! :rnr:


Didn't you place a bet on The Gunners to win? We could both end up with our pockets a bit heavier.

I really do hope that the difference between the top 3 is a maximum of 3 points after the last game, will be a terrific end to the season.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 01, 2010, 05:10:48 pm
Not sure if Man U winning the CC is a good or bad thing, one way to look at it is Man U have won so much, that another trophy means nothing. Also, the way the O'neill has been acting and talking lately, I am happy that he didn't win it, as he would act as if he just won the Champs League.

But now Man U will have even more confidence, which is not a good thing.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 01, 2010, 06:54:08 pm
Quote from: Spork;1076773
Not sure if Man U winning the CC is a good or bad thing, one way to look at it is Man U have won so much, that another trophy means nothing. Also, the way the O'neill has been acting and talking lately, I am happy that he didn't win it, as he would act as if he just won the Champs League.

But now Man U will have even more confidence, which is not a good thing.


I tend to look at it that way too, tho a lot of the bigger clubs rest players for the game, a trophy is a trophy, and its good to win. They wont be satisfied with just that tho, so should drive them on, hopefully anyway:)

and yes no thanks to o'neill
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 03, 2010, 06:20:19 pm
I can't believe how the media have put this against Wenger, and saying that Ramsey's leg broke BEFORE Shawcross even made contact with him. Gah I wish the media weren't such idiots sometimes.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 03, 2010, 07:06:15 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8543555.stm

Interesting.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 03, 2010, 10:47:23 pm
Quote from: Spork;1077823
I can't believe how the media have put this against Wenger, and saying that Ramsey's leg broke BEFORE Shawcross even made contact with him. Gah I wish the media weren't such idiots sometimes.


hadnt heard about this

as much as you likely know my opinion of wenger, i dont think whether Shawcross took a crowbar to Ramseys leg would matter, it doesnt change what happened, and theres no winners from that, a promising young players had his whole livelyhood put on hold, maybe permanently, and there should be a bit of respect for that. I sincerly hope we see Ramsey back playing again.

As for his claims that his team is being targetted....while i dont fully buy that people are trying to INJURE arsenal players, as ive said i think this case was clumsy and certainly not malicious, it certainly is a tactic for some of the bottom half of the table teams to be very physical to maybe make up for a lack of playmakers....has been that way for years.... I remember Denis Irwin getting crocked by some mad Belgian in one CL game, two footed lunge at the side of his knee, made me sick watching that shit...

Shame really, but the top teams always find a way past it in the end:)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: private_hell on March 04, 2010, 05:48:52 pm
anyone know of a site i can watch the all whites game from?
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 04, 2010, 06:42:12 pm
^^^ someone posted a new thread about this in off topic a couple of weeks ago with a very good site to find live streams.

I agree that Arsenal are not being targeted, or I hope they aren't, but I've seen some people say that it's the English way and if these "foreigners don't like the way the English game is played, they should go back to their own leagues. which is stupid as if these 'Foreigners' never came o Englan, the EPL would not be anywhere near what it is today. Shawcross' tackle was in no way malicious, it was badly timed and very clumsy, and that is far from an excuse, he should get something at least like a 5 match ban and Stoke should receive a hefty fine for it.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 04, 2010, 09:28:07 pm
Quote from: Spork;1078336
^^^ someone posted a new thread about this in off topic a couple of weeks ago with a very good site to find live streams.

I agree that Arsenal are not being targeted, or I hope they aren't, but I've seen some people say that it's the English way and if these "foreigners don't like the way the English game is played, they should go back to their own leagues. which is stupid as if these 'Foreigners' never came o Englan, the EPL would not be anywhere near what it is today. Shawcross' tackle was in no way malicious, it was badly timed and very clumsy, and that is far from an excuse, he should get something at least like a 5 match ban and Stoke should receive a hefty fine for it.


Build a Bridge then fuck it
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 04, 2010, 09:37:12 pm
Quote from: runing;1078443
Build a Bridge then fuck it


Lol, nice.

[video]o67ftN-B6r8[/video]

Funny that the one pundit who actually knows what he is talking about... Is American and calls it 'Soccer'.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 04, 2010, 10:03:32 pm
^&^ Looked 50/50 to me
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 05, 2010, 12:10:45 am
Ah, just saw the NZ V Mexico score.. Bad luck NZ, only a friendly though wasn't it?

Who scored for Mexico? Hopefully Vela scored a brace. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Bobyoby on March 05, 2010, 03:13:24 am
Israel beat Romania 2 - 0! Holy shit we might actually do descent in the first matches in this FIFA.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on March 05, 2010, 08:06:19 am
Quote from: runing;1078475
^&^ Looked 50/50 to me


The person who commited the foul certainly was STOKED with his challange

this is the first time I have seen it and it is very unfortunate

even if he does come back he will never be the same player mentally or physically

thats whats premier league though, you have to go hard for the ball no matter what

thats what your paid to do, unfortunately you might just snap or get your leg snapped trying to do it
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 05, 2010, 02:57:47 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1078600
The person who commited the foul certainly was STOKED with his challange

this is the first time I have seen it and it is very unfortunate

even if he does come back he will never be the same player mentally or physically

thats whats premier league though, you have to go hard for the ball no matter what

thats what your paid to do, unfortunately you might just snap or get your leg snapped trying to do it


I don't agree at all. You get paid to play football, and lunging into a tackle like that is NOT football, I mean if he had won the ball, it would have gone flying, a tackle is meant to win you possession of the ball, so you are not meant to use so much power in a tackle that you break someones leg... In two places!

I've seen one bad tackle from an Arsenal player in all the time that I've supported Arsenal, and that was Gallas against someone this season only a month or so ago. Yet Arsenal have more than a good chance of winning the EPL this year, which proves that you do not need to use any rough challenges, for Arsenal it's quite the opposite actually, the whole team is far from physical, which is considered one of their let-downs, but I would much prefer to see a league of teams who play like Arsenal, than a league of teams who 'play' like Stoke.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 05, 2010, 04:15:00 pm
[video]eXwU4W-RVCo[/video]

That is what I'm talking about! 100% pure skill. None of this rough tackling bullshit.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on March 06, 2010, 10:16:28 pm
Whos going to the Phoenix tomorow? I sure am!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on March 07, 2010, 06:27:07 pm
Fantastic  Phoenix live another week
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Goldo on March 07, 2010, 06:35:05 pm
PHOENIX!

Great game, Ifill's touch let him down a few times but he was so dangerous :D
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Obbles on March 07, 2010, 06:35:13 pm
Go the Nix!!!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on March 07, 2010, 06:35:19 pm
Great game.Now time to see if they can do it on the road.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Pho3n1x on March 07, 2010, 06:56:49 pm
Yea go pho3n1x
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on March 09, 2010, 11:25:53 am
Theyre looking pretty good at the moment

If they can win in sydney this weekend i reckon theyll take the title at melbourne
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: TofuEater on March 09, 2010, 12:24:21 pm
Go Wigan! :rnr:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 09, 2010, 10:59:36 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1081340
Go Wigan! :rnr:


Haha, with both Gerry and Torres in the team. How embarrassing.

6 red cards for one team!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on March 10, 2010, 11:37:28 am
Quote from: Spork;1081666
Haha, with both Gerry and Torres in the team. How embarrassing.

6 red cards for one team!


tell me about it

I am not happy with liverpool at the moment but you have to take the lows with the his

with liverpool the lows totally outweigh the highs
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 10, 2010, 12:25:07 pm
Holy shit 5-0 Arsenal over Porto!

Bendy got a bloody hat trick! Hells yes.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on March 13, 2010, 10:35:23 pm
Go the Pheonix!!!

Sydney got the first and looking strong on attack but Pheonix just equalized.

Bugger, as I watched sydney hand balled and got a goal for it.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on March 13, 2010, 11:42:58 pm
BL phoenix

that handball goal really changed the tide of the game

I hope melbourne kick sydneys as next week
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on March 14, 2010, 07:59:13 am
Phoenix started playing better after they equalized 1-1.  I don't know what the usual punishment is but if the ref saw it you would think it would be red card and 10 v 11 for the rest of the game.  The Henry one vs Ireland was definitely red card if seen IMO.
Imagine the roasting he would have got if it was a home game.  
A-league could be a good testing ground for fifa for TV refs for this sort of thing.

Yes - Go Melbourne
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on March 14, 2010, 08:12:24 am
it changed the whole tone of the game

after that the phoenix started pushing forward when they needed to score and thats when the holes appeared and brosque started opening them up

Go the victory !
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Xt1ncT on March 15, 2010, 05:30:12 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1083843
BL phoenix

that handball goal really changed the tide of the game

I hope melbourne kick sydneys as next week

 
Quote from: Zenith;1083914
Phoenix started playing better after they equalized 1-1.  I don't know what the usual punishment is but if the ref saw it you would think it would be red card and 10 v 11 for the rest of the game.  The Henry one vs Ireland was definitely red card if seen IMO.
Imagine the roasting he would have got if it was a home game.  
A-league could be a good testing ground for fifa for TV refs for this sort of thing.

Yes - Go Melbourne

 
Quote from: maorifulla;1083917
it changed the whole tone of the game

after that the phoenix started pushing forward when they needed to score and thats when the holes appeared and brosque started opening them up

Go the victory !
This is interesting - I listed to a lot of debate over it on the way back from Hamilton on Sunday and watched it live.

Being an AVID football fan, and a qualified ref I am not actually sure it should have been disallowed.

Let me state my case.

The facts are:

The freekick was played in, Payne and the defender pushed into the 6 yard box to attack/defend the ball. Payne tried to head the ball in, he missed it with his head and the ball hit his hand/arm.

Now that's the way  I saw it. And the crucial part is "the ball hit his hand/arm" . Unlike Maradona and Henry where they deliberately handled the ball. This being the case one could argue that it wasn't deliberate handball and that the goal should have stood.

Once again for those of you who don't know the laws of football - for it to be adjudged handball there has to be intent to handle the ball, it has to be deliberate. Now forget about the outcome for a second - do you think he deliberately handled the ball? I don't think he did - he just wasn't good enough to head it.

Now if I am correct, then it's accidental handball and the goal stands.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 15, 2010, 05:35:01 pm
I was going to say that about the handball not being intentional, but really only the player knows if he knew the ball would hit his arm. However iknew rat I wouldbe sand blasted for even suggesting it.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on March 15, 2010, 05:48:01 pm
The fact is the Phoenix were outplayed quite comprehensively on the night.I was disappointed with Ricky Herberts little cry after the match.He should have just sucked it up and said "that's Football".On the bright side it least there wasn't as much at stake as when Henry did it.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 15, 2010, 06:42:47 pm
Quote from: Spork;1084750
I was going to say that about the handball not being intentional, but really only the player knows if he knew the ball would hit his arm. However iknew rat I wouldbe sand blasted for even suggesting it.

I wonder what your response would be if it happened to your beloved Arsenal?

Still it didn't look delliberate, but common sense would say if you got an advantage from your handling the ball then it sould be a free kick to the opposition
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 15, 2010, 10:59:33 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1084792
I wonder what your response would be if it happened to your beloved Arsenal?

Still it didn't look delliberate, but common sense would say if you got an advantage from your handling the ball then it sould be a free kick to the opposition

You've seen me post after Arsenal have been defeated. I am a worse loser than Wenger.

It happened just the other day, not the same circumstances, but the first CL leg against Porto, that was absolute bullshit. I complained a lot, but I move on, as I know you all will, but I accept that is a part of soccer.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 17, 2010, 11:59:38 am
lol@chelsea
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on March 17, 2010, 12:02:20 pm
Drogba spat the dummy again.Severe lack of discipline in that side.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 17, 2010, 12:56:30 pm
Sniff sniff.

Oh well there is always the EPL
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on March 17, 2010, 05:17:30 pm
Chelsea, build me up to let me down :P

You're right there is no discipline - week in and week out same shit.

Bring back Cech
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on March 18, 2010, 10:08:19 pm
Dont worry Red

You guys will probably be signing Torres very soon and then you guys will be unstoppable
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 18, 2010, 10:36:27 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1086874
Dont worry Red

You guys will probably be signing Torres very soon and then you guys will be unstoppable

No way would Chelsea sign Torres, he would have to replace somebody if he did go there.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on March 22, 2010, 08:05:23 am
apparently its anelka

Sorry we couldnt get that win this morning for you spork

Man U got the lead back in the premiership
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on March 22, 2010, 08:49:02 am
and will be keeping it for the rest of the season   :bounce:
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 22, 2010, 11:22:45 am
Oh well, at least London's 'bridge' is burning down. Gives us a decent chance at it.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 28, 2010, 08:55:46 pm
Bring on Man U this weekend.

We are going to smash them
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 28, 2010, 09:47:19 pm
Why is everyone changing their names? Hard to keep up with, even if their old ones are listed just underneath their names.

Bleh. Stupid Birmingham, stupid Almunia, oh well, we have had a good chance at the title, at least we didn't bottle it completely like normal, and there is still 6 games left, and we will gain points on the top two no matter what this weekend.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on March 29, 2010, 08:03:40 am
yeah BL arsenal

but at least your doing better than Liverpool who arent even a chance anymore
Man U v Chelsea this weekend

COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on March 29, 2010, 08:38:54 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1067705
I pick Burmingham to give you some trouble


@Spork -Back from when you made your prediction, how is the 32 points going?

Still Liverpool manage to loose the most "sure thing" games - at least they had another win - will be hard work for them to make top 4 now, still do able.

And re-the name changes - I never figured out how to say Runing's name anyway- is it Running or 'Rune'ing ??
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 29, 2010, 10:00:21 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1093150
@Spork -Back from when you made your prediction, how is the 32 points going?

Still Liverpool manage to loose the most "sure thing" games - at least they had another win - will be hard work for them to make top 4 now, still do able.

And re-the name changes - I never figured out how to say Runing's name anyway- is it Running or 'Rune'ing ??

Well I can't remember how many games were left when I made that prediction, and can't be bothered searching for the post, but the draw with Birmingham is the first game we haven't won since the Chelsea Man U games, so I'd say pretty good!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on March 30, 2010, 04:03:26 pm
team that wins this weekend will take it out i'd say
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on March 30, 2010, 09:48:50 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1093649
team that wins this weekend will take it out i'd say

Here comes a Man U Chelsea draw and an Arsenal win then!

Hahahahah.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 01, 2010, 12:09:05 pm
Good game of Arsenal v Barcelona this morning, Almunia made maybe five saves in the first half which finished 0-0, and they were the five best saves he has ever made, absolute quality. Then I think ten minutes into the second we went 0-2 thanks to Ibra on both occasions, but then Wenger subbed Sagna off for Walcott (chucked Eboue into RB and Walcott on the right wing I think) and he scored almost instantly, huge impact sub.

Then Puyol pushed Cesc over in the box to earn us a penalty and Puyol got a red card. Of course Cesc converted, but then we saw the same footage as we saw after Cesc scored that awesome free kick against Aston Villa, his injury came back. =(

Match ended 2-2, which means we will have to play quite a good game at Nou Camp in the return leg.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 04, 2010, 07:50:14 am
COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA!!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 04, 2010, 07:51:48 am
You little ripper!

2-1 to the MIGHTY Blues.

Here we go here we go here we go   . All the way to the double    jbanimal
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on April 04, 2010, 01:29:55 pm
You Beauty!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 04, 2010, 01:37:56 pm
Hmm, guess I'm going to have to support Liverpool and Spurs.. At least against Chelsea now. :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 07, 2010, 09:09:05 am
Messi > Arsenal

Never mind spork hopefully my struggling Liverpool team can do you a favour and beat chelsea

Its a very very very long shot though
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 07, 2010, 04:53:21 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1096834
Messi > Arsenal

Never mind spork hopefully my struggling Liverpool team can do you a favour and beat chelsea

Its a very very very long shot though

It was a Messi game alright.

Oh well Spork all is not just yet there is stil an outside chance of the EPL
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on April 07, 2010, 06:20:44 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_iYAWt5YGs

He is just mocking the arse with the last goal.Big Nuttie.Unbelievable foot work.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 07, 2010, 10:51:39 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1096834
Messi > Arsenal

Never mind spork hopefully my struggling Liverpool team can do you a favour and beat chelsea

Its a very very very long shot though

Quote from: SteddieEddie;1097083
It was a Messi game alright.

Oh well Spork all is not just yet there is stil an outside chance of the EPL

I turned the game off at half time, and not just because it was 5 am, and I had work at 10.

Fucking hell, Messi is only 22? Good on him really.

I didn't think we had much chance of winning, as I knew Messi would be on form after being off in the first, but I didn't think it would have been this bad.

Not too bothered though, we made it further than those Chelsea dickheads, and we put in a good effort against Barca in the final quarter of the first leg and for about 20 minutes all up in the second.

Same with the EPL, I do not mind how it goes from here, we have put in a lot, and it's been a great season so far, not just for us, for everyone, there are battles for every single position on the ladder.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 08, 2010, 07:35:07 am
Quote from: Spork;1097222
Same with the EPL, I do not mind how it goes from here, we have put in a lot, and it's been a great season so far, not just for us, for everyone, there are battles for every single position on the ladder.

Too true!

It is a great season.

Killa that 4th goal was outstanding, he weaved a spell on the defense who just watched it  in awe.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on April 08, 2010, 08:41:03 am
Damn  United out on away goals

Will have to console ourselves with the premiership title now
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 08, 2010, 11:06:32 am
So much for the EPL being the strongest league in the world huh
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on April 08, 2010, 01:06:56 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1097329
So much for the EPL being the strongest league in the world huh

 
Probably still is, strength is in it's depth.

The top teams in most the leagues are fairly close , United went out to away goal after being  1 man down for 40 minutes.

Liverpool at 6th would do pretty well against most othetr 6th placed sides in other leagues
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: iLurk on April 08, 2010, 02:34:24 pm
Recorded the Arsenal vs Barca yesterday to watch after work and tried keeping away from news websites/forums/radio. But some idiot here @ work took the morning off to watch the game and came in making a lot of noise about "The Messi Show" (his words) lol. Ouch for Arsenal

Don't forget La Liga is also very close at the moment. Looking forward to Barca vs Real Madrid this weekend. 30 games & 77 points a piece. After yesterday, I'd say FCB are faves to win but I recon its gonna be a close one

And wow @ Robben's goal this morning!!
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 08, 2010, 09:47:31 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1097329
So much for the EPL being the strongest league in the world huh

It definitely is, look at La Liga, the top two teams have dominated, apart from them, everyone else is something like 30 points below.

Then you look at the EPL, when it's considered a break away when the top three teams are 4 or more points up on the rest.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 08, 2010, 09:58:23 pm
Quote from: Spork;1097567
It definitely is, look at La Liga, the top two teams have dominated, apart from them, everyone else is something like 30 points below.

Then you look at the EPL, when it's considered a break away when the top three teams are 4 or more points up on the rest.

Hahaha

Those two teams would also dominate the EPL.

The reason the EPL is close this year is nobody really hit top gear this time round, I mean Arsenal let in 5 goals and scored NONE by a bunch of so called dickheads.

Anyway bring on the World Cup, I guess you lot will be backing England to lift it
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 08, 2010, 10:03:20 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1097572
Hahaha

Those two teams would also dominate the EPL.

The reason the EPL is close this year is nobody really hit top gear this time round, I mean Arsenal let in 5 goals and scored NONE by a bunch of so called dickheads.

Anyway bring on the World Cup, I guess you lot will be backing England to lift it

Don't be silly, I'm Australian, we will win it! :P
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 09, 2010, 10:16:08 am
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1097572

Anyway bring on the World Cup, I guess you lot will be backing England to lift it


My English Ancestry forces me to back them but my top 3 teams are ......

1. Spain
2. Argentina
3. Netherlands

Good on Liverpool for carving Benfica up this morning in Europa League. We might get a trophy after all :)
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 09, 2010, 10:54:10 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1097711
My English Ancestry forces me to back them but my top 3 teams are ......

1. Spain
2. Argentina
3. Netherlands

Good on Liverpool for carving Benfica up this morning in Europa League. We might get a trophy after all :)

Yeah I always have a soft spot for my country of birth, but realisticaly they are a long shot at best.

Nice top 3 you got there, I always put a cheeky $50 on the Netherlands as they are overdue a win.

Thats what i love about the world cup there are so many teams in with a chance.

Virtual will be doing a comp for the cup so we should all make sure we sign up, big time bragging rights to the winner for 4 years
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 09, 2010, 12:24:04 pm
I'd be happy for the netherlands to win the WC, especially if RVP plays a big role in doing so, and does not get any injuries!

Awesome stuff in the Europa, liking Fullham getting so far, hopefully they can go further.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 09, 2010, 03:06:28 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1097725


Virtual will be doing a comp for the cup so we should all make sure we sign up, big time bragging rights to the winner for 4 years


Im in, post the link in this thread when its up
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on April 09, 2010, 04:44:35 pm
Im a Portugal fan through and through but yeah i'd say it is a Spain Victory

I'd like to see a Netherlands World Cup though..but those bloody Germans are up there aswell.
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 09, 2010, 10:44:01 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1097910
Im in, post the link in this thread when its up


Done, sign up. I'm Steddieeddie

http://virtualfootball.jimungo.com/signup.aspx

Started a group, GetSome join that as well
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 09, 2010, 11:19:13 pm
registered as Faulkick
Title: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on April 10, 2010, 05:14:33 pm
done - I am R3DM@N
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 12, 2010, 08:02:08 am
Chelsea in the final of the FA cup, probably against my old mans team Spurs.

Might have to go out and watch it with him in the wee hours like we did when I was a nipper. Ahh sweet memories
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 12, 2010, 08:43:29 am
Man U held to a draw.

Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 12, 2010, 10:49:31 am
Both my teams just got knocked off top of their respective leagues...
Bloody Drogba and his offside goal =P

In regards to the Champions League, Barca v Inter will be a better match than the final by far. Barca will end up winning it though imo
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: imported_Anxiety on April 12, 2010, 11:23:57 am
Quote from: syndicate;1240571
Both my teams just got knocked off top of their respective leagues...
Bloody Drogba and his offside goal =P

In regards to the Champions League, Barca v Inter will be a better match than the final by far. Barca will end up winning it though imo


tell me about it, fuck chelsea!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 12, 2010, 11:25:07 am
portsmouth getting relegated but in FA cup final? Wtf anyone?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 12, 2010, 12:51:52 pm
Hey all our new friends, see a post of mine above regarding the virtual football comp. I have started an GetSome group so join up for bragging rights.

Chelsea for the double!!!!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 12, 2010, 01:58:22 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1240629
portsmouth getting relegated but in FA cup final? Wtf anyone?

Yeah mates of mine and I all having such a laugh at that, it's bloody ridiculous ><

Also I joined the GetSome group, how do I make a pick??? Where's the make your pick area!!!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 12, 2010, 02:29:39 pm
When you join the group, you are in a different part of the website.

Click on virtual sports then choose Football. It will take you to the site to make picks. Bookmark that page. You will be able to see the group table from that page also, once the first round is over
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 12, 2010, 04:01:26 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1240770
Hey all our new friends, see a post of mine above regarding the virtual football comp. I have started an GetSome group so join up for bragging rights.

Chelsea for the double!!!!

cup football is a lot different to the league.


Oh btw.. Fucking LOL @ Tottenscum, 0-2 to Portsmouth, and what is going to be a Huygens thrashing on Weds. BL you scum
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 14, 2010, 10:03:36 am
Read the report on the game, apparently Redknapp was fuming over the state of the ground - really hard but wet on top which is why that defender slipped in that first goal - but to harry's credit he said it was the same for both teams and it was their fault for not taking their chances

+1 redknapp, pity your old club is going down down down
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 14, 2010, 01:09:38 pm
Quote from: henno;1058249
Damn United out on away goals

Will have to console ourselves with the premiership title now
I remember when that was more likely :(
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 14, 2010, 01:10:41 pm
Quote from: syndicate;1243345
Quote from: henno;1058249
Damn United out on away goals

Will have to console ourselves with the premiership title now
I remember when that was more likely :(

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah chelsea 4 points clear


glory glory stamford bridge
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 14, 2010, 01:58:20 pm
Yeah it's looking good.

4 points clear so we can afford to drop 1 of the last 4 games and still win it.

Still got the scousers and spurs to play so should go down to the wire
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 14, 2010, 02:07:42 pm
stoked man u choked against my team xD
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 14, 2010, 03:39:55 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1243132
+1 redknapp, pity your old club is going down down down

pity? Nah fuck him, his current club deserves relegation aswell!

We had better pummel them tonight/ tomorrow morning!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 14, 2010, 03:42:28 pm
what are they delegateing? who loves whoooo the most
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 14, 2010, 03:47:16 pm
Ignore him, he is just bitter his club will not win anything this season.

This after talking them up all year :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 14, 2010, 03:47:50 pm
Poor poor man u, nothing without wayne rooney
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 14, 2010, 04:13:29 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1243524
Poor poor man u, nothing without wayne rooney

Worse he is a Arsenal supporter
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 14, 2010, 04:20:45 pm
Hahahahahaha, poor poor arsenal, nothing without cesc
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: imported_Anxiety on April 14, 2010, 04:39:26 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1243557
Hahahahahaha, poor poor arsenal, nothing without cesc

please, go miss another penalty terry! do your country proud.

bet you where mad
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 14, 2010, 04:50:42 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1243385
stoked man u choked against my team xD

Blackburn?

And you're annoying me with your mufc hate. We should settle this on Fifa sometime.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: imported_Anxiety on April 14, 2010, 05:04:18 pm
Quote from: syndicate;1243595
Quote from: Stephens;1243385
stoked man u choked against my team xD

Blackburn?

And you're annoying me with your mufc hate. We should settle this on Fifa sometime.

agreed, f off stephens man u > blackdicks and chelsea
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 14, 2010, 10:15:20 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1243557
Hahahahahaha, poor poor arsenal, nothing without cesc

Because he has totally been fit all season, and without him we lose all of our games?

He has missed something like 10 games, and all bar the Barca one we won, and usually by two or more goals.

On the other hand, what happens to you guys without Drogba? Or Anelka? Or Lampard? Even without Cole you guys have been a lot more shakey at the back.

If Cesc is out, we have Nasri, Rosicky, Diaby, even Ramsey (pre injury) to back him up, and all have done a magnificent job before.*

* This whole post depends on you supporting Chelsea, so if you do not, just ignore it, or if you support the Spurs, double any offense taken.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 15, 2010, 12:14:01 pm
Go spurs you good thing
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 15, 2010, 12:22:13 pm
I am surprised to still be the last person to post in this thread considering the result from this morning. :P

Oh well, we had a good run, and this has been the closest we've been in a few years.

GW Arsenal.

EDIT:

Ah, there we go. :P

EDIT2: Holy shit their first goal was brilliant.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 15, 2010, 12:31:21 pm
2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1

SPURSS!!!

Still doesn't help Man U though :( FUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 15, 2010, 08:14:40 pm
Lucky first goal won them the game.

;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 15, 2010, 08:59:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BIhkIyZtCo

Goal of the season, fucking amazing. It just came out of no-where...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 15, 2010, 09:21:30 pm
Fantastic goal yes, no where near goal of the season though.

Almunia could easily have tipped it over the bar at least, and definitely should not have punched the ball in the first place.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 15, 2010, 09:50:47 pm
fucking amazing goal wowee id give my left nut to score that on debut in the premier league
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: imported_Anxiety on April 15, 2010, 10:09:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gWGqrK5pKM


this > that, amazing volley :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 15, 2010, 10:10:20 pm
mmm nowhere near as cool i thought :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 16, 2010, 12:02:54 am
Yeah, rooney's the king of volleys :) I love how modest he is about that goal too hahah
I can't remember the guys name, but recently in the second bayern vs man u game. You'll know the volley I'm talking about scored by bayern. Left foot off a corner, that was impressive too
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 16, 2010, 12:05:19 am
Robben. :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 16, 2010, 12:06:11 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtocIYqJtTc

Also brilliant.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 16, 2010, 08:26:33 am
ffs cant get the video to embed so just go link and enjoy this goal that tops all other goals hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcf3dENpVBw
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 16, 2010, 09:30:48 am
[video]hcf3dENpVBw[/video]

there you go
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 16, 2010, 09:40:18 am
thank you, was getting frustrated :(
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 17, 2010, 08:09:42 pm
Finally Liverpool are getting rid of their 2 asshole owners

There maybe some light at the end of the tunnel for me
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 17, 2010, 08:35:27 pm
Talk of Wenger actually buying in the 'summer' break.

The world is changing. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 18, 2010, 01:45:24 am
SCHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on April 18, 2010, 05:20:35 am
Go Totty !!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 18, 2010, 07:44:04 am
LOL @ chelsea

that scholes goal against city was so clutch play
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 18, 2010, 08:17:01 am
Nervous times ahead, lets hope spurs can do it again next week against Man U
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 18, 2010, 09:27:26 pm
tim cahill scores Again in injury time for everton to win
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 18, 2010, 09:58:39 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1246842
tim cahill scores Again in injury time for everton to win

I <3 Timmy.

I have been tempted to get a TC 17 Everton top, probably in their away colours, which are pretty cool TBH.

Wear that when ever Arsenal are doing badly.... :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on April 18, 2010, 10:33:09 pm
Quote from: Spork;1246863
Quote from: Stephens;1246842
tim cahill scores Again in injury time for everton to win

I <3 Timmy.

I have been tempted to get a TC 17 Everton top, probably in their away colours, which are pretty cool TBH.

Wear that when ever Arsenal are doing badly.... :P

Better buy a couple then :lol:
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 18, 2010, 10:35:12 pm
haha, I'll have to wait and see what their new kit looks like and maybe buy the home away and third shirts. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 19, 2010, 02:21:32 am
HMm

What size to pick?

http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/kit_selector.aspx?pid=57883

Also, anyone want to buy an unmarked Arsenal top?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 19, 2010, 02:28:24 am
Fucking hell.. Seriously.. Wigan!?

If we do not have a goal keeper by next season, I seriously might jump ship and go support Everton.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on April 19, 2010, 07:31:06 am
Must be time Wenger went
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 19, 2010, 07:56:26 am
Hahahahaha wowee concede 3 goals in 11 minutes to lose _b

made my morning
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 19, 2010, 08:49:13 am
INNNNZOONNGGBIAAA!!!!!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 19, 2010, 11:48:16 am
Quote from: Stephens;1247010
Hahahahaha wowee concede 3 goals in 11 minutes to lose _b

made my morning

Mine too, just because I have arsenal mates

What a way to start this fucking sweet day!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 19, 2010, 12:14:25 pm
Shame to hear Torres is out for the rest of the season, hope he gets fit by the world cup.

Still will help Chelsea's cause to win the league
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 21, 2010, 08:31:05 am
Wow go inter
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 21, 2010, 09:57:37 am
jeezus i wouldnt of picked that scoreline =S
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 21, 2010, 10:09:07 pm
Holy crap, go inter.

My mate who is a huge Chelsea supporter, told me when Inter knocked Chelsea out, that Inter WILL win it, because the team that beats Chelsea, always wins the CL. (Only referring to last year really).

Should have put some money on them.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 21, 2010, 10:14:12 pm
Possession was 68-32 in barca's favour too lol

I really thought it was going to be smooth sailing for Barcelona, Not sure if that bus ride had anything to do with it but they definitely did look sluggish
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 21, 2010, 10:15:26 pm
And people say Arsenal don't play like Barca...

We had something like 75% possession in the Tottenham game. Yet still lost, maybe we play too much like Barca? ;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: lrdz on April 21, 2010, 10:17:36 pm
Up at 6:40 to watch my boys Hull Fc kill Villa.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 21, 2010, 10:30:20 pm
I'm watching the Lyon v Bayern match instead, why wouldn't you :P

I dunno what happened with Barca's match, IDC what happens both my teams are out lol but I hope the next game brings the Total score within a goal of each other
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 21, 2010, 10:49:55 pm
Quote from: syndicate;1250174
I'm watching the Lyon v Bayern match instead, why wouldn't you :P

I dunno what happened with Barca's match, IDC what happens both my teams are out lol but I hope the next game brings the Total score within a goal of each other

I just hope there are a lot of goals, and skill.. Although actually I don't really care, I won't be watching it.

I might watch the final.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 22, 2010, 07:32:09 am
Ribery red carded in first half ahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 22, 2010, 10:23:21 pm
What for? CBF Googling.

I think Lyon can win it at home, at least score a goal and take it to penalties, I believe that is going to be a match to watch.

Go Lyon!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 22, 2010, 10:25:41 pm
i dunno either haha, i was watching live updates on uefa.com today while at work
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 22, 2010, 10:32:42 pm
(not the red card)

Fuck yea this is awesome! Haha.

[video]7I9o2hgNibs[/video]
[video]hnYZzKWusJY[/video]
[video]xzdqg3eF7Wg[/video]
For a second, I actually believed it was real. :P

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 26, 2010, 08:00:58 am
7-0 !!!

Was a little worried we might slip up against Stoke.

Bring on the scousers
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 26, 2010, 08:15:55 am
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1253327
7-0 !!!

Was a little worried we might slip up against Stoke.

Bring on the scousers

So was my dad haha. I dont care if Chelsea win i just dont want Man U to :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on April 26, 2010, 09:39:03 am
Have every confidence in Liverpool doing the job

They've got to do something right this year :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on April 26, 2010, 09:47:33 am
Liverpool will be up for it i reckon

we need to win to have a chance of playing europa league next season

I need Manchester City to beat Aston Villa and then liverpool to beat Chelsea

as much as I hate seeing Man U walk away with another title I want liverpool to finish on a high
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 26, 2010, 03:24:11 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1253332

So was my dad haha. I dont care if Chelsea win i just dont want Man U to :)


Want a beating?

I'd have a little more confidence in liverpool to do it against Chelsea if Torres wasn't out :(

On another note, ROONEY!!!!

http://www.3news.co.nz/Rooney-voted-best-player-by-English-league-pros-/tabid/415/articleID/152776/Default.aspx

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on April 26, 2010, 03:30:54 pm
Quote from: syndicate;1253656
Quote from: Stephens;1253332

So was my dad haha. I dont care if Chelsea win i just dont want Man U to :)


Want a beating?

I'd have a little more confidence in liverpool to do it against Chelsea if Torres wasn't out :(

On another note, ROONEY!!!!

[url]http://www.3news.co.nz/Rooney-voted-best-player-by-English-league-pros-/tabid/415/articleID/152776/Default.aspx[/url]


Haha lets not talk about beatings my mexican friend
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on April 26, 2010, 04:23:39 pm
Yay, go Everton!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on April 30, 2010, 07:45:39 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1253372
Liverpool will be up for it i reckon

we need to win to have a chance of playing europa league next season

I need Manchester City to beat Aston Villa and then liverpool to beat Chelsea

as much as I hate seeing Man U walk away with another title I want liverpool to finish on a high

What he said!!! ^^^^^^^
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on April 30, 2010, 11:33:02 pm
Liverpool conceded a goal in the 102nd minute to go down on aggregate against atletico :S
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 01, 2010, 11:17:34 am
^^ ouch
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 03, 2010, 09:19:04 am
Whew.

1 down 1 to go

It's so close I can taste it
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on May 03, 2010, 09:30:04 am
COME ON WIGAN!!!

Chelsea going down.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 03, 2010, 09:47:10 am
Oh well Chelsea won

On the bright side it denys the Man U that record title which they will probably get sometime soon anyway

Supporting liverpool is like supporting the bloody warriors
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 03, 2010, 12:03:43 pm
Yep, Chelsea have the double this year, while Portsmouth have done exceedingly well to make it as far as they have in the FA Cup, unless Chelsea play nice and don't field their absolute best, which I do not see happening at all, Portsmouth have no chance to take the FA Cup.

GW Chelsea.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on May 03, 2010, 04:29:12 pm
But Wigan will do what none of the top teams have been capable of and beat Chelski next week
.... I live in hope :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 03, 2010, 07:34:16 pm
They have beaten us already this year so who knows
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 03, 2010, 11:31:24 pm
In no way do I hope for Man U to win the title, while I really do not care who wins it, I prefer Chelsea to win it.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on May 04, 2010, 11:10:33 am
portsmouth for fa cup final win
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on May 04, 2010, 11:21:05 am
lata hull
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 04, 2010, 12:22:32 pm
Quote from: Spork;1258783
In no way do I hope for Man U to win the title, while I really do not care who wins it, I prefer Chelsea to win it.

Good man!

For that I won't tease you about Blackburn
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on May 04, 2010, 12:29:18 pm
Blackburn beating arsenal? :D

<3 blackburn
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 04, 2010, 01:13:33 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1259076
Blackburn beating arsenal? :D

<3 blackburn

Arsenal played last night? Oh shit, I thought it was my local soccer team V Blackburn, and even then I was disappointed by their goal keeper Flappyhandski.

That Everton top that I talked about is looking mighty fine.. :P

I fucking hate using a mac, this stupid piece of shit has taken 10 minutes to apparently load the highlights of the game, then I click play and it shows two saves from Fabianski and RVPs goal, then the video finishes as if that is it.

Oh well, hopefully Wenger doesn't hold back on transfer's this time...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on May 04, 2010, 01:31:31 pm
Quote
Hopefully Wenger gets fired this time for another season of no silverware :D

fixed
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 04, 2010, 01:33:17 pm
Well we are doing better than Liverpool at least..... :P

Also, I much prefer Spurs in the CL than Manshitty, because I do not see Spurs doing anything in it, but if Man City get in, I believe they will either do alright, or spend a lot more money on players that aren't worth it.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on May 04, 2010, 01:42:29 pm
I like spurs, huddlestones goal wow-fucking-wee
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 06, 2010, 11:30:06 am
Good good, Spurs have fourth.

Hopefully....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 06, 2010, 11:37:27 am
they might get 3rd if you lot don't get your shit together
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 06, 2010, 12:12:00 pm
hahahah take than man shitty your outta here

GO SPURS!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on May 06, 2010, 12:19:38 pm
Yay ya 2 metre massive peter - crouch touch pause engage im excited
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 06, 2010, 10:52:13 pm
Quote from: Spork;1260450
Good good, Spurs have fourth.

Hopefully....

Quote from: SteddieEddie;1260457
they might get 3rd if you lot don't get your shit together

I did say hopefully. :P

Although they need us to LOSE and them to WIN in order for that to happen. While I do not doubt that we could lose to Fullham. I don't believe it will happen.

I would prefer fourth to be honest, as it means I get to watch more games next season.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Menial on May 06, 2010, 11:03:42 pm
Well done Redknapp.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 07, 2010, 09:19:11 am
Quote from: Menial;1260976
Well done Redknapp.

what do Bournemouth, West Ham Utd, Southampton, Portsmouth all have in common apart from financial catastrophe. Hi Harry.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 07, 2010, 12:40:39 pm
^Hahahaha.

Poor old West Ham.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 07, 2010, 11:21:35 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2962496/Wayne-Rooney-hires-a-Gurkha-to-guard-his-mansion-during-the-World-Cup.html

I'm sure Abramovich want's to win trophies no matter what, but sending out Russian mobsters is a bit too far.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: jezR on May 08, 2010, 10:15:01 pm
Fire up for tommorow Blues! Premiership is almost home baby ;D
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: syndicate on May 09, 2010, 03:04:31 pm
Anyone see the motherwell-hiberian game
6-6 hahaha
Motherwell were down like, 6-2 in the first half and came back to draw it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsdR-KoB_pQ
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 09, 2010, 05:48:11 pm
Oh wow.

Hibbs supporters are crazy, I remember a few years ago I was in Melbourne and went to a Hibernian V H.. Hop something?

I think it was Hibs Vs Hops maybe, but there were some crazy Scottish people there, if anything happened there was a fight.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 09, 2010, 05:49:20 pm
Hibs Vs Hearts.. That's what it was.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on May 10, 2010, 06:30:19 am
You Beautyyyy!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 10, 2010, 07:10:46 am
8-0!!

Little ripper

[video]WGDxe9q9Ir4[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on May 10, 2010, 07:37:36 am
What a way to win the title hahahaha fark me. drogba hatrick to claim golden boot
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 10, 2010, 08:29:11 am
Fuckin Epic Chelsea

GG!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on May 10, 2010, 08:51:03 am
Much as it hurts must say Chelski deserve the title this year
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on May 10, 2010, 05:49:10 pm
New Zealand World Cup squad
James Bannatyne      
Mark Paston
Winston Reid
Ben Sigmund
Shane Smeltz
Tommy Smith
Ivan Vicelich
Chris Wood
Andy Barron
Leo Bertos
Andy Boyens
Jeremy Brockie
Tim Brown
Jeremy Christie
Aaron Clapham
Simon Elliott
Rory Fallon
Chris Killen
Tony Lochhead
Michael McGlinchey
Glen Moss
David Mulligan
Ryan Nelsen (c)

Good squad.I hope they have a good crack because it's the best looking attack the All Whites have had since 82.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: jezR on May 12, 2010, 12:20:21 am
8-0 fucking BOOM. What a way to end it.

Lets be honest, All Whites will cake. I'll be very surprised if they get 1 point.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 12, 2010, 01:35:18 am
Ouch^

I'm Aussie and I have more hope in you noobs than you do. :P

Is it possible that Portsmouth will win the FA cup?

Any chance?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on May 12, 2010, 07:50:47 am
not after that drubbing of wigan... unless drogba throws a tanty for 90 minutes
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on May 12, 2010, 08:08:23 am
Quote from: jezR;1263652
8-0 fucking BOOM. What a way to end it.

Lets be honest, All Whites will cake. I'll be very surprised if they get 1 point.


Much like what I think will happen to the All Blacks next year.
South Africa/England will take the cup.

The difference with the All Whites is that expectations are lower so there won't be as much domestic abuse surrounding their losses....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 12, 2010, 09:51:05 am
It will be a great result if we get a point, what are we ranked 80-90 in the world the next lowest team in our group is ranked 50.

But you never know, stranger things have happened, Cameroon beat the argies
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 12, 2010, 12:22:37 pm
Quote from: Stephens;1263703
not after that drubbing of wigan... unless drogba throws a tanty for 90 minutes

You never know with Drogba though. :P

If Chelsea can make it as entertaining as the DISGRACEful CL semi final against Barca last year then I will be happy, but I doubt it.

I still laugh hysterically when ever I see Ballack chasing the ref, what the fuck was he thinking?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 12, 2010, 02:31:52 pm
Quote from: Ngati_Grim;1263707
Quote from: jezR;1263652
8-0 fucking BOOM. What a way to end it.

Lets be honest, All Whites will cake. I'll be very surprised if they get 1 point.


Much like what I think will happen to the All Blacks next year.
South Africa/England will take the cup.

The difference with the All Whites is that expectations are lower so there won't be as much domestic abuse surrounding their losses....

Actually I think Australia will be hard to beat at the RWC

back to the soccer

Chelsea 9 - Portsmouth -3

that is my prediction
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 12, 2010, 09:56:59 pm
3 or minus 3?

Hopefully Portsmouth score those three first! Then it goes into the second half of extra time and chelsea score the 9.

what about 3-3? Portsmouth in penalties.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Stephens on May 13, 2010, 08:58:42 am
1 nil chelsea
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 13, 2010, 09:41:35 am
Seeing as we broke the EPL record for goals this season 4-1 To the mighty blues
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 13, 2010, 11:52:43 am
Poor Fulham lost 2-1 in extra time. The goal was scored with just 4 mins left to play
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 13, 2010, 01:57:54 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1264404
Seeing as we broke the EPL record for goals this season 4-1 To the mighty blues

Cup football is different though, hence how Portsmouth are in the final..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 13, 2010, 02:12:41 pm
You keep saying that.

They might rise to the occasion but somehow I can't see it.

Chelsea are going for the double, the first time in the club's history and only the 11th time that a team has managed it. Somehow I think they will be well up for it
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 13, 2010, 02:25:55 pm
Quote from: Spork;1264267
3 or minus 3?

Hopefully Portsmouth score those three first! Then it goes into the second half of extra time and chelsea score the 9.

what about 3-3? Portsmouth in penalties.

Minus 3 LOL
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 13, 2010, 11:35:10 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1264576
You keep saying that.

They might rise to the occasion but somehow I can't see it.

Chelsea are going for the double, the first time in the club's history and only the 11th time that a team has managed it. Somehow I think they will be well up for it

I am in denial. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 14, 2010, 09:47:59 pm
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lols
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 15, 2010, 05:29:26 pm
FA Cup on at an awesome time tonight... AWESOME.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 16, 2010, 01:00:16 pm
1-0 to Chelsea.

Pompei miss a penalty as do Chelsea.

Chelsea rattle the woodwork 5 times in the first half.

Wasn't a great game but I still enjoyed it.

CHELSEA get the double for the first time, I wonder if Roman will fire this coach
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on May 16, 2010, 07:12:13 pm
It was a good game :D CHELSEA!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on May 18, 2010, 12:39:15 pm
I see there is a bidding war between Chelsea and Barca for Torres

I hope torres stays in the premier league even if it means going to Chelsea
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on May 18, 2010, 05:31:01 pm
Im happy with Kalou/Anelka/Drogba
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 20, 2010, 01:28:34 pm
Lol... Crazy season it is.

Barca are going to have so many top class players by the end of this transfer period that they will have to create their own mini league to be able to use all of the talent.

BTW, I completely disagree with maorifulla, if Fabregas really does go this time, I hope he does not go to another English team, I hate it when our old players score against us.

Yes I'm looking at you Mr Adebyewhore.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on May 21, 2010, 01:41:34 pm
ggs Chelsea, much as it pains me, i agree with Henno, you lot deserved it
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on May 21, 2010, 09:10:55 pm
Barca are taking anything and everything...they huntin Fabregas
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 22, 2010, 05:19:04 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1268805
Barca are taking anything and everything...they huntin Fabregas

Yea, but nothing official yet, Arsenal haven't received any official offer. It's all just the papers blowing everything up.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on May 23, 2010, 01:46:02 pm
I bet you have your fingers crossed its just all talk.Losing Fabregas would be a huge blow for the Arse.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on May 23, 2010, 01:50:33 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1269183
I bet you have your fingers crossed its just all talk.Losing Fabregas would be a huge blow for the Arse.

Of course I hope its all talk, but in the end, if he really wants to leave now, then he should leave, as keeping a player who wants to leave only ends up in disaster, although in every interview all he has said is that he would like to go to Barca when he does leave Arsenal, but he is more than happy at Arsenal at the moment.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 24, 2010, 09:03:28 am
Can someone explain to me again WHY Chelsea got rid of Jose Mourinho.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Quasikomodo on May 24, 2010, 03:26:12 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1269441
Can someone explain to me again WHY Chelsea got rid of Jose Mourinho.
Clash of personalities apparently .... Jose and Roman didn't see eye to eye! You have to admit he may be a great coach but he's an arrogant s.o.b.!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on May 24, 2010, 05:12:23 pm
Carlo is the man, got time for the I-Tie bastard :P

Morry is the man tho and he is an arrogant prick but by god can he coach. AND hes Portugese!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Zenith on May 30, 2010, 09:57:56 pm
Wow, go the all whites - just beat the 15th ranked team in the world. 1-0 vs Serbia The crowd weren't pleased.

It even made the news after they had talked about that andy haden wanker for a while...

After a good showing against Oz as well, we can hopefully go in to win games, not just make up numbers.

We can fight out draws and close wins like this in the world cup. I pick thou that if we get to 2 goals down in a game it will blow out badly from there.

Edit: yeah saw the other thread later...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 03, 2010, 02:07:47 am
Hell Fucking yes!

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/arsenal-turn-down-barca-offer-for-fabregas

It's like signing a world class player, I was almost sure he would leave, even though I didn't believe Barca had made any serious offers...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 03, 2010, 02:11:17 am
[video]kZrcs-APRvg&[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on June 03, 2010, 04:54:12 pm
(http://i48.tinypic.com/25arjat.jpg)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 03, 2010, 09:44:51 pm
I do not understand?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on June 03, 2010, 11:37:27 pm
Look at where South Africa is?

Its South America.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on June 03, 2010, 11:45:45 pm
Oh lol, Geography failure right here.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on July 18, 2010, 07:19:01 pm
Ah Pre-Season. Back to proper football, none of this shitty world football.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on July 19, 2010, 05:33:55 pm
Good to see Everton in Australia, Man U in North America and Chelsea winning. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on July 19, 2010, 06:17:13 pm
yea, my friend was in the Sydney botanic gardens, and she ran into them all, and didn't even know who they were, had to ring me up to find out, thought they were an NFL team by the bulkiness of Cahill. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on July 24, 2010, 01:51:09 am
gg phoenix
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on July 29, 2010, 07:41:31 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9zAXMmhobI&feature=player_embedded

unreal
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 05, 2010, 01:06:47 pm
Dear Bitches,

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Sincerely,
Arsenal
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 05, 2010, 06:26:27 pm
Couldn't agree more.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Aezra on August 05, 2010, 09:05:14 pm
What was the video about? UEFA got it taken down.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 05, 2010, 10:04:46 pm
Quote from: Aezra;1295327
What was the video about? UEFA got it taken down.

Crazy U-21 Spanish penalty kick where a guy looked like he was kicking it one way but kicked it the other.

It would most likely be on http://www.101greatgoals.com
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Aezra on August 05, 2010, 10:13:36 pm
Ah yeah, saw that a few days ago. Crazy goal. You'd think someone would have tried that before hehe.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 08, 2010, 06:32:52 pm
Man U vs Chelsea for Community Shield tomorrow.. gl Chelsea :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: EskemoJoe on August 09, 2010, 02:12:52 pm
Quote from: Spork;1295341
Quote from: Aezra;1295327
What was the video about? UEFA got it taken down.


Crazy U-21 Spanish penalty kick where a guy looked like he was kicking it one way but kicked it the other.

It would most likely be on [url]http://www.101greatgoals.com[/url]


This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_d8enQF-sM
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 09, 2010, 03:09:25 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1296170
Man U vs Chelsea for Community Shield tomorrow.. gl Chelsea :P

Hah...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 09, 2010, 03:09:38 pm
Oh and yea that's one the Joe!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 09, 2010, 03:24:03 pm
Quote from: Spork;1296445
Quote from: R3DM@N;1296170
Man U vs Chelsea for Community Shield tomorrow.. gl Chelsea :P

Hah...

lest we were playing in it :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 09, 2010, 06:20:48 pm
Not a good start..no.

We'll be back
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 10, 2010, 10:50:39 am
Meh, I wouldn't attach any importance to that at all eh. Better to get off to a winning start sure, but no one gives a damn. If I were Chelsea I'd be more confused as to why during the pre-season most of the first teamers have seen so little action.

Or am I missing something?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 10, 2010, 11:19:56 am
its because they are so old, they needed a wee break
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 10, 2010, 12:13:09 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1296719
Meh, I wouldn't attach any importance to that at all eh. Better to get off to a winning start sure, but no one gives a damn. If I were Chelsea I'd be more confused as to why during the pre-season most of the first teamers have seen so little action.

Or am I missing something?

I didn't see any of Chelsea's pre season except for the score lines when they lost and drew with some horribly bad sides, but most teams play as many of their younger/ less experienced in pre season don't they? I mean it's like the only time these kids get to play except for the carling cup..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 10, 2010, 01:22:41 pm
Well, theres the reserve leagues which run all season.

Most teams use the pre-season as a chance to get their senior players up to speed and mix them in with younger players who look to have potential.

Chelsea just seem to be flunking the games by populating them with all reserves and under. I mean, perhaps the senior players were off in some other form of fitness camp, or camps - and Chelsea were just fulfilling contractual obligations they have with their affiliates by throwing whoever happened to be around at the games.

It's probably worth noting though, that Manchester United played plenty of senior team players in games during their tour of the States - and certainly looked a shit load sharper than Chelsea did.

But then again, it's not like they struggled to beat some no-mark Polish side in a display which seems to define them as a team so very starkly.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 10, 2010, 03:44:17 pm
big game for me coming up

Liverpool V Arsenal

Will pretty much tell me whether or not Im going to enjoy this season after liverpools shocker last season

In Roy we trust!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 11, 2010, 03:30:34 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1296811
Well, theres the reserve leagues which run all season.

Most teams use the pre-season as a chance to get their senior players up to speed and mix them in with younger players who look to have potential.

Chelsea just seem to be flunking the games by populating them with all reserves and under. I mean, perhaps the senior players were off in some other form of fitness camp, or camps - and Chelsea were just fulfilling contractual obligations they have with their affiliates by throwing whoever happened to be around at the games.

It's probably worth noting though, that Manchester United played plenty of senior team players in games during their tour of the States - and certainly looked a shit load sharper than Chelsea did.

But then again, it's not like they struggled to beat some no-mark Polish side in a display which seems to define them as a team so very starkly.

Nor did they draw with a reasonably average AC Milan... At home. :P

In Wenger we trust!

@ Maori.

Bring it on, bitches!

Although apparently neither Fabregas nor RVP will play, and theres a few other doubtfuls aswell...

--

[video]MpTbjhaQ2HU[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 11, 2010, 09:12:53 am
I'm hearing that Frimpong will play DM, with Wilshire and Nasri in CM - and that Flappy will start in goal.

To which I say - erm.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 11, 2010, 12:11:20 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1297179
I'm hearing that Frimpong will play DM, with Wilshire and Nasri in CM - and that Flappy will start in goal.

To which I say - erm.

Yea that is what I've been reading too, as apparently Song isn't fit yet.

Here's to another fun season! :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 11, 2010, 02:07:50 pm
IM picking Joe Cole for an assist and a goal of his own against the GOONERS
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 11, 2010, 02:12:56 pm
I'm picking Joe Cole to not do much at all, then get injured for 8 months.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 11, 2010, 02:19:45 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1297298
I'm picking Joe Cole to not do much at all, then get injured for 8 months.
^ ROFL

I saw that highlights of the rabonti......whatever the fuck they were called and he was ok

better than most the other mud players we have

new season without RAFA should be interesting
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 11, 2010, 03:17:35 pm
Chelsea lose Carvalho :(

FAIL SEASON!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 11, 2010, 08:07:59 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1297302
Quote from: Wandarah;1297298
I'm picking Joe Cole to not do much at all, then get injured for 8 months.
^ ROFL

I saw that highlights of the rabonti......whatever the fuck they were called and he was ok

better than most the other mud players we have

new season without RAFA should be interesting

I hope Liverpool come second. I like Liverpool a lot more than any other of the bigger teams. (top 6 do we have now?)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 12, 2010, 09:04:19 am
Quote from: Spork;1297452
Quote from: maorifulla;1297302
Quote from: Wandarah;1297298
I'm picking Joe Cole to not do much at all, then get injured for 8 months.
^ ROFL

I saw that highlights of the rabonti......whatever the fuck they were called and he was ok

better than most the other mud players we have

new season without RAFA should be interesting

I hope Liverpool come second. I like Liverpool a lot more than any other of the bigger teams. (top 6 do we have now?)

If Arsenal and Liverpool were 1st and 2nd (whatever way around it was) I would be extremely happy

i think the MANUs and Chelsea will be hard to beat though

Im expecting another fail season for citeh
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 12, 2010, 10:23:17 am
I think City will be heavily involved in the title run. I suspect they'll struggle in the first half of the season, but gel in the second. Their squad on paper is very, very impressive.

I don't think Arsenal will get near the title this season. I thought it was ours the season Henry left - but we bottled it. This season, we just dont have the quality in defense - or the type of keeper that wins you titles. I also have worries about the type of training and drills we partake in, a heavy reliance on zonal marking and a questionable transfer policy. No doubt we have a lot of technical skill, and have quality young players - but that we continue to lack a truly winning mentality. Arsenal players seem a little too nice.

Liverpool will struggle - but I wouldnt be surprised if they got near the Top 4 again.

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 12, 2010, 10:28:30 am
I suppose it comes down to consistency and who can keep a fit squad throughout the season

This lead to liverpools demise last year with Torres and Gerard being out for a lot of the games

Chelsea and ManU have great squads and Sir Alex does a really good job at managing his team over the whole year

I think we will do much better now that there is a new coach

All the players that were involved in personal battles with Rafa benitez have been sent on their way

Really looking forward to the games this weekend

especially monday
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 12, 2010, 12:13:33 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1297640
I suppose it comes down to consistency and who can keep a fit squad throughout the season

This lead to Arsenal's demise last year with Fabregas and Van Persie being out for a lot of the games

Chelsea and ManU have great squads and Sir Alex does a really good job at managing his team over the whole year

I think we will do much better now that there is a new coach

All the players that were involved in personal battles with Rafa benitez have been sent on their way

Really looking forward to the games this weekend

especially monday
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 13, 2010, 10:43:41 am
And now City sign fucking Balotelli

What the fuck is going on here.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 13, 2010, 11:59:59 am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3093647/Manchester-City-are-ready-to-make-Zlatan-Ibrahimovic-a-50000-a-week-deal.html

Man I hope they do sign Ibra, and then I really do hope City fails epicly this season, and the owner leaves them halfway through the season, and they crash and fucking burn. Straight down to league 3.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: ptb on August 13, 2010, 12:44:31 pm
hoping the nix maintain their record tonight!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 13, 2010, 03:49:15 pm
Adebayor
Tevez
Silva
Bottie
Bellamy
Robinho
RSC
Ibra

Jesus, that is what we like to call an embarassment of riches.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on August 13, 2010, 11:49:16 pm
Good stuff Phoenix. Even though it was in a swamp... :D
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 14, 2010, 08:53:34 am
Quote from: Spork;1298138
[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3093647/Manchester-City-are-ready-to-make-Zlatan-Ibrahimovic-a-50000-a-week-deal.html[/url]

Man I hope they do sign Ibra, and then I really do hope City fails epicly this season, and the owner leaves them halfway through the season, and they crash and fucking burn. Straight down to league 3.


but with the team they are building it looks like another Chelsea

I reckon its all about the team who play well together

you can have all the names you want but if they dont gel then its a complete was of money

i hope citeh fail hard

teams I would hate to win the EPL

Man U
Man Citeh
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 14, 2010, 12:15:43 pm
The only team I would really hate to win the league is City, I mean if Man U win it... Well they have won it so many times before so who cares.
If Man City win it, then there really is nothing to stop them from being Chelsea 2.0, and spending even more money next season.. Continuing to ruin the sport in the process.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 15, 2010, 01:21:18 pm
And here I was hoping Drogba is getting older...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: ptb on August 15, 2010, 07:00:35 pm
Quote from: camy205;1298357
Good stuff Phoenix. Even though it was in a swamp... :D
we should have won that match tbh 3-1 lead. oh well unbeaten record still intact haha
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 15, 2010, 09:24:17 pm
6-0 boy!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 16, 2010, 06:47:45 am
Tough first up game for WBA.

Good first up game for Chelsea though, help them discover some form after a pretty average pre season.

Arsenal 1 Liverpool 1

Chelsea straight to the top of the table :thumbup:
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 16, 2010, 08:00:13 am
man i was pretty gutted when Cole got sent off and i thought the flood gates were about to open

then we scored in the second half lol

if only pepe had of held the ball we would have won

Mind you Arsenal looked more creative

GG Spork

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 16, 2010, 09:28:59 am
I guess I'll take a point away at Anfield. Some question marks over the performance of some of our players though. Arshavin looked bored with it all - and there is Vela, sitting on the bench. Would've played Rosicky rather than Wilshire myself.

Still need another Centre Back...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 16, 2010, 07:29:28 pm
I think LP deserved to win, but I'm not complaining too much, I only threw my remote once when Walcott stuffed up that chance right infront of goal.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on August 17, 2010, 04:07:00 pm
Good start for Man United, wonder if Newcastle are gonna struggle this year, have to say they may after that game....but early days
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on August 17, 2010, 05:58:17 pm
Is it just me or do the promoted teams always get dropped in the shit by having to front up to one of the big guns first up.Most of the time its not a home game either.It seems a hard row to hoe to me.Some sort of FA thing or is it luck of the draw?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on August 17, 2010, 07:40:19 pm
oh but Newcastle would LOVE it if they beat us, LOVE it

i must admit ive noticed that trend, then again one promoted team always gets some muppet team (aka blackpool getting wigan) so they have a big win and everyone goes oh cool! yay them

So lets see eh

Man United first game of season last five years

Newcastle (promoted)
Birmingham (promoted)
Newcastle
Reading
Fulham


Chelsea first game of season last five years

WBA (promoted)
Hull (relegated)
Portsmouth
Birmingham (promoted)
Man City (who?)


Arsenal first game of season last five years

Liverpool
Everton
WBA (promoted)
Fulham
Aston Villa

So yeah, maybe a trend? tho not a huge one anyway
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 18, 2010, 10:49:30 am
Look man, the PL draw is without corruption and can in no way be questioned.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 19, 2010, 10:32:46 am
Lol at spurs losing to Young Boys

I could only support a team called young boys if i was

(http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/5/original/pedobear.jpg?1229148177)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 22, 2010, 04:39:47 am
^-^

That's the sort of game I like to watch.

THEO.

(http://a.imageshack.us/img715/8591/theowalcott8808436.th.jpg) (http://img715.imageshack.us/i/theowalcott8808436.jpg/)

Although I really do believe that we should have put ten past them, realistically I was hoping for at least 7, especially a 10 man blackpool, however until RVP and Cesc came on I believe the second half was only Arsenal at 50%.

EDIT: Now I'm just sitting here as the clock ticks away without any scores in the Chelsea Wigan game. I know they will win it, but every minute that ticks without a goal is comforting.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 22, 2010, 08:40:34 am
fuck Chelsea cleaned Wigan up 6-0

unstoppable lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 22, 2010, 12:49:25 pm
Damn. I feel sorry for which ever big team has to face Chelsea first. Going to be a big game that one.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 22, 2010, 12:53:36 pm
Damn, both Chelsea and Arsenal have a damn easy run of games right up until Chelsea face Man City on the 25th September and then Chelsea and Arsenal go up against each other in the next week.

However, I guess even Blackpool put 4 past Wigan, so Chelsea really should have had a double digit scoreline.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 22, 2010, 02:26:40 pm
http://www.vimeo.com/14325249

All he is missing is the final touch, would have been goal of the month for sure.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 23, 2010, 03:13:40 am
Holy fucking shit Aston Villa.. Seriously!? WTF
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 23, 2010, 07:59:10 am
LOL at Villa

and LOL at Man U as well hahahaha

come on Liverpool 6-0 vs MAn Citeh please lol!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 23, 2010, 09:32:58 am
6-0 is the new 2-1 baby.

Amazed that Villa got raped, by Newcastle. Chelsea raised no eyebrows, Wigan are dire - and going down this year. Le Arse, an easy win 6-0 is good though.

When was the last time Man-U won at Fullham? Fuckin ages right? At least 5 games innit?

Won't be able to watch it, but my bet is a 0-0 for Liverpool Man City :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 23, 2010, 09:42:31 am
Wigan were stuffed as soon as their player got sent off for the penalty.

Seems rough that you concede a penalty AND get sent off. They need to change that rule
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 23, 2010, 10:30:22 am
I think you mean Blackpool.

That isn't a single rule, as such. He was red-carded for being the last man and denying a goal scoring opportunity. The penalty was because it happened in the box, according to the ref. Thus, if it was a penalty then it was a foul, and if it was a foul and he was the last man, it is also a red-card.

Theoretically he should've seen a red-card if it was just a free-kick outside the box.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: bACH! on August 23, 2010, 10:35:05 am
i cant believe Chelsea scored 12 goals in 2 games.
is so bs
but some of them were quality.
Haha.



Do u Any of u pepz live in Whangerei?
HAve u seen the new Toll stadium, home of northland Rugby?
Played there yesterday.
the pitch is so Fukin nice.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 23, 2010, 12:03:57 pm
@ Eddie I'm guessing you mean Blackpool?

I think if it's a penalty the player has to be sent off, I mean he prevented a goal (Although knowing Chamakh in that game he probably would've messed it up :P).
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 23, 2010, 12:05:39 pm
Quote from: fiascO.;1301469
i cant believe Chelsea scored 12 goals in 2 games.
is so bs
but some of them were quality.
Haha.

Chelsea have scored 29 goals in the last 5 games.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 23, 2010, 05:03:36 pm
Newcastle are back!

Good work to Arsenal + Chelsea
As for Man United, Scholes - nice goal, team effort - SHAME!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Aezra on August 23, 2010, 08:24:17 pm
Come on Boro! ...oh wait :(
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 24, 2010, 08:12:21 am
Fuck im just watching the man c liverpool game and 2-0 to citeh

gutted.

Looks like another long season for me
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 24, 2010, 08:26:48 am
shit 3-0 now

Man C are pretty good on the break

our midfield has no speed or even skill on the pass

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 24, 2010, 08:52:22 am
Holy crap - How SHIT are Liverpool looking? That was fucking dire. Old Woy might realise a flat 4-4-2 is dead at the highest level for a reason. Not that they showed any sort of passion or desire to win it. Awful.

City looked good for the most part - but how the hell would you know? They were never tested.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 24, 2010, 10:12:49 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1301780
Holy crap - How SHIT are Liverpool looking? That was fucking dire. Old Woy might realise a flat 4-4-2 is dead at the highest level for a reason. Not that they showed any sort of passion or desire to win it. Awful.

City looked good for the most part - but how the hell would you know? They were never tested.

tell me about it. this was a pretty bad performance from Liverpool
they just got pushed around and played like west brom
actually worse than west brom

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 24, 2010, 12:21:48 pm
It's a shocking statistic that only Chelsea have won 2 out of 2 games.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 25, 2010, 09:32:37 am
got my presale tickets to the all whites game at Nth Harbour Stadium

YEAHHH BOI!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: bACH! on August 26, 2010, 12:36:18 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1302211
got my presale tickets to the all whites game at Nth Harbour Stadium

YEAHHH BOI!
the mann, how much that cost u?
i might get some.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 26, 2010, 02:21:17 pm
Quote from: fiascO.;1302581
Quote from: maorifulla;1302211
got my presale tickets to the all whites game at Nth Harbour Stadium

YEAHHH BOI!
the mann, how much that cost u?
i might get some.

$50 each - me and my mates got 15 seats in one row. Heading over to fergusons pub to warm up and then straight over to the game
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 26, 2010, 03:03:19 pm
Man there are some high scoring games in Soccer at the moment, what was it 4-0 for spurs, 6-0 for fullham and 5-1 for everton?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 29, 2010, 04:52:38 am
lol@spurs.

Also, yay for Arsenal.

Chelsea will surely slip up eventually, and then we will be on even terms, because Arsenal won't lose another point this season.

=P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 30, 2010, 08:27:26 am
LOL@ManC

Lost to sunderland hahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on August 30, 2010, 11:33:33 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1303798
LOL@ManC

Lost to sunderland hahahahahaha!

excellent:)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 30, 2010, 02:11:27 pm
Ah I love that so much. I was scared for a while, especially when they beat Liverpool.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 30, 2010, 04:08:06 pm
I dont really care as long as Man Utd hurry and fall over the hurdle and get relegated
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on August 30, 2010, 04:12:29 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1303964
I dont really care as long as Man Utd hurry and fall over the hurdle and get relegated

You're going to be waiting a long time then.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 30, 2010, 04:26:15 pm
I've got nothing BUT time..

In other news, might have to say Liverpool gna be the bees knees when the Portugese Superstar starts playing
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on August 30, 2010, 04:31:50 pm
I loved tevez miss!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on August 30, 2010, 04:58:15 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1303969
I've got nothing BUT time..

In other news, might have to say Liverpool gna be the bees knees when the Portugese Superstar starts playing

ah yes finally some good news

good to get rid of mascherano becausr it was obvious he didnt want to play anymore

we got Man U in 2 weeks at Man U

its a big hurdle that hopefully we can overcome

Liverpool seem to lift for that game
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 30, 2010, 06:41:14 pm
beat the f***ers
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 30, 2010, 07:13:38 pm
Quote from: henno;1303966
Quote from: R3DM@N;1303964
I dont really care as long as Man Utd hurry and fall over the hurdle and get relegated

You're going to be waiting a long time then.

I am with Red on this, and well I'm an Arsenal fan, so I'm used to waiting. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on August 30, 2010, 09:30:30 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1304041
beat the f***ers

scared redman is scared;)

nah i dont see Man U going down for a few years yet, nor any of the "big" clubs

woudlnt it be funny if ManCs sugar daddy run off if they kept sucking tho......
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 30, 2010, 10:07:13 pm
I have been hoping for that to happen! Would be fucking hilarious, and a big fuck you to Mancini.

But TBH, I do not think that will happen, I mean we all hoped Abramovich would fuck off, but he is still at Chelsea.

Although I guess the difference between Chelsea and Man City is Chelsea actually won stuff.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 30, 2010, 11:32:39 pm
[video]xJBsI7RAuvk[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on August 31, 2010, 08:56:45 am
Quote from: Spork;1304132
I have been hoping for that to happen! Would be fucking hilarious, and a big fuck you to Mancini.

But TBH, I do not think that will happen, I mean we all hoped Abramovich would fuck off, but he is still at Chelsea.

Although I guess the difference between Chelsea and Man City is Chelsea actually won stuff.

Chelsea were not too bad to start with....ManC was...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on August 31, 2010, 11:54:53 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1303969
I've got nothing BUT time..

In other news, might have to say Liverpool gna be the bees knees when the Portugese Superstar starts playing

He's ok - but not a world beater. When he's on his game, he's a tidy player - but consistency and attitude has always been his problem. Apparently he was routinely subbed during a dire season last year - because of exhaustion. That was in a 30 game league season, not a 38 - according to some cunt. A few seasons back he was very good indeed, mind - though he and his team were fucking pasted both times they played away from home to Arsenal. A solid player, good on his day, nothing spectacular though.

Liverpool are still looking fucking shit. They may well improve, but I really, really don't see them acomplishing much of note at all this season.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on August 31, 2010, 06:23:51 pm
Which player and team is this?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on August 31, 2010, 06:54:47 pm
Raul Meireles :D

Its gna be the same this year, Man City/Tottenham going at it and Chelsea/Man U - i'd like to see Arsenal make the steal for 1st though for a change but we all know the Mighty CHELSEA will take it.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 02, 2010, 09:14:57 am
at the moment
I cant see Chelsea being challanged by anyone
their chemistry as a team is great and the just keep scoring goals
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 02, 2010, 04:34:39 pm
Yes maori, team chemistry is mean but with injuries and that anything can happen.

Look at what happened in pre-season
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 02, 2010, 07:40:13 pm
to true.

good to see you all giving up the ghost so soon though :devil2:
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: ssteven91 on September 08, 2010, 01:52:38 pm
I love soccer better. And the video up there is cool.
LOL
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 10, 2010, 10:42:54 pm
WUt?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 11, 2010, 11:00:07 am
I love walks on the beaches, sand through my hair and connecting at an high level of chemistry
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 11, 2010, 02:36:54 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1308861
I love walks on the beaches, sand through my hair and connecting at an high level of chemistry

are you single? I love those things as well
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 11, 2010, 04:55:31 pm
lets cyber
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 12, 2010, 08:30:39 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1308960
lets cyber


Hold on ill just put some music on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZzHnUPvQfY
anyways back to the football

fuckin chelsea are rolling hard!! Essien!!!

lol at man u.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 12, 2010, 10:08:13 am
Can't believe we let in a goal ;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 12, 2010, 06:07:21 pm
I just checked the full table.

Anyone seen who is in fourth? :D

http://www.premierleague.com/page/LeagueTables/0,,12306,00.html
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 12, 2010, 06:07:51 pm
Also FUCKING LOL @ Man City.

They have half a team of ex Gunners, and still can not win games.

I hope they get relegated.

EDIT:

Lol @ Manwho.

Good old TIMMMMEEEHH
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 12, 2010, 06:15:29 pm
[video]TzuTbTjjKLs[/video]

Hahaha.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on September 12, 2010, 07:49:14 pm
Haha I love that one.

Fuck yeah Everton vs Man U was a good game.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 12, 2010, 09:13:19 pm
Everton are a team I like. I have always liked David Moyes, and it pains me that they have only taken two points from all games so far. :(
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 13, 2010, 09:20:04 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1305063
at the moment
I cant see Chelsea being challanged by anyone
their chemistry as a team is great and the just keep scoring goals

Let's give it a few more games before anyone starts sucking anyones dick.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 13, 2010, 09:38:42 am
fuckin liverpool! lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on September 13, 2010, 10:11:39 am
fuckin barcelona!!! think they had something like 78% possesion and they lose 2-0... lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 13, 2010, 12:06:53 pm
To.. Hercules..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 13, 2010, 02:20:27 pm
Quote from: Spork;1309466
To.. Hercules..


(http://www.nzvideos.org/herculesCD.JPG)

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 13, 2010, 05:07:58 pm
Go Blackpool!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 15, 2010, 10:02:35 am
Poor Antonio Valencia.....nasty ankle injury a la eduardo and the other young arsenal player

nasty to see, overshadowed the game for me:( clearly an accident too, rangers defender looked pretty distraught
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 15, 2010, 12:06:44 pm
Yea, always unfortunate to see good players out for possibly a whole season, especially considering the players often find it difficult to ever find their true pace again, Eduardo is case in point, and I really am hoping Aaron Ramsey is not going to follow the same line.

However, Man U drew at home to Rangers, and Tottenham drew with Werder.

Those are two good results, although neither of them really matter all that much.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 15, 2010, 01:05:04 pm
Oh wow, it was at home. I thought they were away, heh.

Yeah - I'd be slightly concerned if I was Tottenham, though.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: jayp on September 15, 2010, 01:19:01 pm
Quote from: Catalyst;889232
Quote from: AfroDizzzy;927933
Lol all I can say is that it takes more skill than rugby..

(I can feel the burn already ;/)

agreed tbh

CS takes more skill then both LOL
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 15, 2010, 01:43:29 pm
plenty of games left, so not panicking yet:) i dont think its the hardest pool, we will see tho, one of those games where you have 20 chances and cant finish any of them, oh well

Hope we get to see him back eventually fit and well, tho it was so nasty they deliberately didnt show replays, which is a refreshing change from "lets see the bone break here, and here"
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 15, 2010, 02:07:12 pm
Yea, TBH, Man U is Man U, they could lose all their group games and still qualify somehow.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 15, 2010, 02:55:43 pm
Quote from: jayp;1310174
Quote from: Catalyst;889232
Quote from: AfroDizzzy;927933
Lol all I can say is that it takes more skill than rugby..

(I can feel the burn already ;/)

agreed tbh

CS takes more skill then both LOL

this ^^ LOL!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 15, 2010, 09:25:27 pm
Quote from: Spork;1310189
Yea, TBH, Man U is Man U, they could lose all their group games and still qualify somehow.

superior teams do this;)

the arse always get through too tho, cant remember them ever not getting through to second round....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 15, 2010, 09:51:11 pm
Yea true, Man U and Arsenal are the only two teams who have qualified in all (or some extremely high percentage) of their Group/ stage 1 games throughout the years.

I think I remember a commentator saying something like that.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 15, 2010, 09:52:53 pm
Chelsea did? Lost to Inter..just and they went onto win it :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 15, 2010, 09:58:35 pm
Chelsea have only been in the CL since like 03 or what ever though haven't they? :P

My mate has a theory that Chelsea always get knocked out by the champions.

I always emphasise on the 'Chelsea always get knocked out' part as well. :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 16, 2010, 07:55:54 am
Quote from: Spork;1310400
Chelsea have only been in the CL since like 03 or what ever though haven't they? :P

My mate has a theory that Chelsea always get knocked out by the champions.

I always emphasise on the 'Chelsea always get knocked out' part as well. :)

plus one for you good sir;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2010, 10:44:18 am
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/arsenal-braga-6892987/

How about +6? =D
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2010, 11:47:34 am
Ahh, Eboue!

[video]_7O6buicZsU[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 16, 2010, 12:07:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndOAg-nfJPM
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 16, 2010, 01:00:34 pm
^^ lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2010, 02:12:15 pm
Eboue may not always be a fantastic player, but his team morale boosting is excellent.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 16, 2010, 05:14:10 pm
Well Arsenal are still searching for a Premiership :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2010, 08:02:41 pm
Eh, as long as we consistently put out results like this to half decent or better teams (braga finished above Porto and beat Sevilla home and away last season), I am reasonably happy.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2010, 10:04:52 pm
Although, we play away to Sunderland on Sat, so that is going to be one of the first real tests of the season, I feel worse about this than I did Liverpool.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 16, 2010, 10:15:55 pm
and we have liverpool, always a nice fired up encounter;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2010, 10:51:06 pm
And Chelsea have Blackpool at the Bridge, will be a difficult win......
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 16, 2010, 11:14:49 pm
Blackpool are my underdog favs so if we lose then i wont be too angry might be good to come back down to earth :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2010, 11:30:36 pm
If you lose to Blackpool, I will deposit $5 in your bank.

:P

I would LOVE for Blackpool to stay as high up as possible for as long as possible.

Although they really are the Wolves of 2010.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 17, 2010, 08:42:36 am
Quote from: Spork;1310829
If you lose to Blackpool, I will deposit $5 in your bank.

:P

I would LOVE for Blackpool to stay as high up as possible for as long as possible.

Although they really are the Wolves of 2010.

theres always one promoted team that goes really well to start with

hopefully they dont follow the trend and crash and burn after that

hull did it a year or two back i remember, scored like 3 points second half of the season or something crazy
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 17, 2010, 12:22:42 pm
Ah, I was thinking of Hull, not Wolves.

I dislike both of those teams as much as each other. Mick Mccarthy is a dick, and Phil Brown as well.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 17, 2010, 03:32:56 pm
Quote from: Spork;1311009
Ah, I was thinking of Hull, not Wolves.

I dislike both of those teams as much as each other. Mick Mccarthy is a dick, and Phil Brown as well.

while its "nice" to see promoted teams noone really gives much hope to to do ok, not at the expense of my team thank you

there are a few more established teams i dont mind in the premiership and championship tho, more for players theyve have/have had, managers, or no real reason at all, i wouldnt sit down and watch a game of theirs tho, more just keep an eye on the results

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 17, 2010, 04:30:51 pm
Blackburn is my mid-rated favourites and Blackpool my underdog favourites so go them :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 17, 2010, 04:49:02 pm
Ipswich, Stoke (as a mate supports them) and Sheffield Wednesday (boss comes from there and we spend much time not working and talking shit about each others clubs, regardless i keep an eye on their results)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 17, 2010, 08:04:28 pm
Fuck Stoke.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 17, 2010, 10:16:17 pm
yup fair enough too

as i would also say fuck blackburn, lol

tho as ryan nelsen plays for them, he personally can do well
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: jayp on September 19, 2010, 05:17:30 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBWtXhb0nBU

LOL :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on September 19, 2010, 10:27:49 am
GG Real Madrid. Sociedad should of won, they had some awesome chances.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 19, 2010, 01:29:56 pm
Cmon Liverpool Wigan and Blackpool!!

Fuck Darren Bent.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 19, 2010, 04:39:07 pm
I heart Darren
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 20, 2010, 02:07:01 am
I looked at scorestime.com about half an hour ago, and saw Man U up 2-0. Meh, bloody useless Liverpool.

Load up scorestime.com now.. STEEVIEE GGG
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 20, 2010, 02:29:40 am
Bloody Berbatov.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 20, 2010, 07:22:40 am
Quote from: Spork;1311902
Bloody Berbatov.

i was looking at berba b4 the game thinking "shit i would trade him for torres"

and what do you know he grabs a hatty

man its gonna be a long season for me

Liverpool simply have no penetration

our only 2 shots on goal were the penalty and the free kick lol

we will lucky to stay out of relegation this year hahaha
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 20, 2010, 08:54:00 am
Yoink!

good to see Berba get a few, hes started this season bloody well
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 20, 2010, 10:35:33 am
Yeah he's on fire. Had a mate in the UK who was pissed that they basically took Berba instead of Tevez. I knew then who I'd rather have, and that hasn't changed. Tevez is thick as fucking mud - and he's a pretty good forward, but Berba has mad skillz.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 20, 2010, 10:36:48 am
Quote from: Spork;1311650
Cmon Liverpool Wigan and Blackpool!!

Fuck Darren Bent.

Word - and a Fabregas injury. Nice. Still would've won if *anyone* had taken that penalty except Rosicky.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 20, 2010, 10:39:40 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1311930
Yeah he's on fire. Had a mate in the UK who was pissed that they basically took Berba instead of Tevez. I knew then who I'd rather have, and that hasn't changed. Tevez is thick as fucking mud - and he's a pretty good forward, but Berba has mad skillz.

he appears laid back, and i dont think some people like that in a player, they want passion etc etc....

but he has awesome skills, so am pleased to see him doing well, esp as rooney isnt scoring much on the pitch....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 20, 2010, 11:56:44 am
I have always secretly liked Berba, however he has never been what everyone wants him to be.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on September 20, 2010, 04:26:38 pm
Berbatov was amazing tbh. His second goal was fantastic :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 20, 2010, 07:34:22 pm
Quote from: camy205;1312047
Berbatov was amazing tbh. His second goal was fantastic :)

top finish

awesome marking by torres on that first goal too haha
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 20, 2010, 08:24:49 pm
we dont need one guy when we got a team full of strikers :P

Malouda is basically a striker :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 20, 2010, 09:46:33 pm
What happened in the second half?

I checked up on the score straight after the fourth, and predicted double digits.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on September 21, 2010, 08:05:10 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1312197
we dont need one guy when we got a team full of strikers :P

Malouda is basically a striker :P

Chelsea has got the mad team full of all those half past midnights. Malouda, Kalou, Drogba, Essien, Ramirez all of them r fuckin class

If this yank that owns liverpool manages to refinance and hold onto liverpool im jumping to chelski with the brothers LOL!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 21, 2010, 01:57:32 pm
Man, this Wenger suspension is far too OTT.

Fucking FA mugs, they are all crooks.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on September 21, 2010, 07:52:42 pm
Go Spurs.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 21, 2010, 10:14:46 pm
Just a heads up, Newcastle are going to win tomorrow.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 22, 2010, 10:04:55 am
You can fucking have that, Spurs, you pack of cunts. Your logo is a cock.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 22, 2010, 11:41:59 am
Hahahaha that was a damn fantastic game. Packed with everything it needed.

We got the first goal, but it was levelled, then Spurs got an absolute thumping.

One of our young guns scored an important goal to give us the lead, Nasri got a brace (And scored a penalty that he originally won, which he doesn't usually do as it goes against what he believes), Arsha scored again, and once again, we THRASHED Spurs at the lane! Hahaha.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 22, 2010, 03:31:35 pm
$100 on Mancini not lasting till Christmas.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3147295/Mancini-sick-of-his-whine-club.html

Then city getting in Redknapp and getting relegated.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 22, 2010, 04:01:22 pm
Redknapp is a douche. not a fan...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 22, 2010, 04:06:58 pm
Twitchy.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 22, 2010, 11:16:40 pm
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8898/59368464052389663434630.jpg) (http://img18.imageshack.us/i/59368464052389663434630.jpg/)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 23, 2010, 12:06:41 pm
So newcastle knocking out Chelsea eh.....

West Brom beating Man City

and biggest of all

Mighty Northampton Town knocking out liverpool

Fuck almighty!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 23, 2010, 12:21:29 pm
^^

Arsenal may have a chance of winning something this year, only really Man U standing in the way.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 23, 2010, 12:46:35 pm
if all goes to form at this stage see you in the final

itll cock up at some stage though of course:)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 23, 2010, 01:13:54 pm
Yea man, was just thinking that.

I might chuck some money on a Man U - Arsenal final. But not sure if I can rely on Man U getting there. ;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 23, 2010, 02:45:47 pm
bigger fish to fry my friend;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 23, 2010, 04:36:43 pm
Haha, what like trying to buy Ronaldo back?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 23, 2010, 07:00:57 pm
Quote from: Spork;1313344
Haha, what like trying to buy Ronaldo back?

Pfft nah

hate to say it but didnt really like him, could see why other clubs hated him tbh

played well for us, but the fact he left, meh, sorta sucked....

Glad we have kept Vidic(rumoured to be headed to Spain, now has new contract and captaincy), Van Der Sar and some of our young players instead, overall does us better

it was like when Beckham left, I would have been much more unhappy to lose Scholes, Giggs or Keane
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 23, 2010, 07:20:00 pm
I liked Beckham quite a lot, although I didn't really follow soccer much abck then, one or two games a season maybe.

I hated Ronaldo, especially for that huuuuuuugee free kick he scored against us in the CL semi final.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 23, 2010, 08:23:26 pm
Quote from: Spork;1313444
I liked Beckham quite a lot, although I didn't really follow soccer much abck then, one or two games a season maybe.

I hated Ronaldo, especially for that huuuuuuugee free kick he scored against us in the CL semi final.

Good passer, great crosser of the ball, but not a big goal scorer, and not strong enough on the ball for central midfield/a REALLY creative role

very good player, just others i liked more
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 23, 2010, 09:09:01 pm
Well Newcastle were the tits today!

AND @ the BRIDGE! gg

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Who_ate_my_rice on September 25, 2010, 11:34:40 am
What is this i hear about Fifa banning Iraq from member ship. or removing them because they dont have an iraqi football association....

i would have thought this would be cruel! I mean with all the war and other politics, you'd think this is oen of the only positive thing they look forward too.

hmmm :/
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 26, 2010, 03:25:14 pm
Good work you Gunners...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 26, 2010, 05:22:05 pm
Quote from: Spork;1314173
Good work you Gunners...

heh heh

i cant complain at the weekends results so far.....

tho never happy with a Man C win, Chelseas more of a threat

West Brom up to fifth or so now?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 26, 2010, 07:17:19 pm
i fucken hate losing to man city!!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 26, 2010, 07:36:28 pm
At least it was away from home.. And not to WBA...

I just watched the highlights of the Arsenal WBA game.. Man that is sickening.

I turned it off after they scored the second goal last night, partly because it was unwatchable, partly because I was damn fucking tired.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 26, 2010, 09:14:08 pm
no fabregas you see
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 27, 2010, 08:58:36 am
Bollocks - the team can play perfectly fine without Fabregas.

What we cannot do, and should never ever do again - is play a midfield of Eboue, Song and Diaby. A combined IQ of 17.

WBA were fucking awesome in every part of the pitch, they totally deserved it and played The Arsenal off the park. They were just as good, as we were bad - and we were very very bad indeed.

And I see that Man U had another Draw! What a fucking weekend.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on September 27, 2010, 10:17:41 am
Chelsea vs Arsenal this weekend..should be a mean face-off
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on September 27, 2010, 10:48:12 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1314317
Bollocks - the team can play perfectly fine without Fabregas.

What we cannot do, and should never ever do again - is play a midfield of Eboue, Song and Diaby. A combined IQ of 17.

WBA were fucking awesome in every part of the pitch, they totally deserved it and played The Arsenal off the park. They were just as good, as we were bad - and we were very very bad indeed.

And I see that Man U had another Draw! What a fucking weekend.

Bloody Bolton, ah well a point at least

Giggs out for two weeks sucks tho
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on September 30, 2010, 10:59:56 am
Partizan vs Arsenal: Most boring game ever zzzzzz

Loving Chelsea right now. John Terrys goal in the corner was wicked!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on September 30, 2010, 01:26:16 pm
Is that a joke? A game with three penalty's and 4 goals, the electrics failing and some awesome skills on display wasn't as awesome as a really, really mundane Chelsea barely summoning up the arse to be bothered getting a couple of goals?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on September 30, 2010, 02:47:40 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1315795
Is that a joke? A game with three penalty's and 4 goals, the electrics failing and some awesome skills on display wasn't as awesome as a really, really mundane Chelsea barely summoning up the arse to be bothered getting a couple of goals?

I just presumed he was troll baiting me, or he was watching the wrong match, as I found it to be an epic match. Although if you don't support a team, then it is definitely a lot more boring to watch them play.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on October 01, 2010, 01:04:00 pm
Quote from: Spork;1315815

I just presumed he was troll baiting me

;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 04, 2010, 07:00:34 am
Well done Chelsea. :D
Great strike from Alex to seal it.Drogba was the usual thorn in the arse.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 04, 2010, 09:28:12 am
fuck liverpool

im might have to thing about life in first division at this rate lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on October 04, 2010, 01:35:06 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1316956
Well done Chelsea. :D
Great strike from Alex to seal it.Drogba was the usual thorn in the arse.

Qtf lol. That strike was impressive haha.

Come on Liverpool....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 04, 2010, 02:31:24 pm
Oh well, we put up a better fight than we normally do. I am fine with the loss, godo work Chelsea, and Drogba as always causing trouble with us.

That's 13 in 13 for him now against us.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 04, 2010, 06:00:39 pm
The league doesn't need Liverpool struggling like this TBH.But as most people know the league is won and lost ,at both ends of the table, after Xmas.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 04, 2010, 06:04:47 pm
Both Liverpool and Everton down so low. It pains me to see it. Hopefully they can both bounce back, maybe get a few signings in the Christmas break, and the absolute opposite happens for City.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on October 04, 2010, 09:11:27 pm
I still hate Man Citeh
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 04, 2010, 10:32:16 pm
I feel really sorry for Roy Hodgson, he seems to be copping a fuck load of crap.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on October 05, 2010, 07:43:23 am
2 points and Liverpool would be mid table, they will be back amongst it all to soon
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 05, 2010, 08:05:45 am
Well the 15th of october is a big day for Liverpool. We will see if RBS take liverpool of the yanks hands and look for new owners

It seems the fans and the players want them out. This would be great if we could get some decent investment before the January transfer window

the yanks are running the club into the ground just like Leeds United

heres hoping for the best
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 05, 2010, 10:00:59 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1317187
I still hate Man Citeh



this, quite clearly this

Quote from: maorifulla;1317302
Well the 15th of october is a big day for Liverpool. We will see if RBS take liverpool of the yanks hands and look for new owners

It seems the fans and the players want them out. This would be great if we could get some decent investment before the January transfer window

the yanks are running the club into the ground just like Leeds United

heres hoping for the best

as much as i dislike Liverpool, i dont like to see this happen to a club

Man U could be the same way in a few years with the Glaziers..

heres hoping someone takes over who actually gives a fuck about the club eh
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 05, 2010, 10:44:40 am
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1317325
Quote from: R3DM@N;1317187
I still hate Man Citeh



this, quite clearly this

Quote from: maorifulla;1317302
Well the 15th of october is a big day for Liverpool. We will see if RBS take liverpool of the yanks hands and look for new owners

It seems the fans and the players want them out. This would be great if we could get some decent investment before the January transfer window

the yanks are running the club into the ground just like Leeds United

heres hoping for the best

as much as i dislike Liverpool, i dont like to see this happen to a club

Man U could be the same way in a few years with the Glaziers..

heres hoping someone takes over who actually gives a fuck about the club eh

fuckin tell me about it. I think man u are in a better position because Sir Alex still has the pulling power to get good players to their club

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 05, 2010, 11:36:55 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1317339
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1317325
Quote from: R3DM@N;1317187
I still hate Man Citeh



this, quite clearly this

Quote from: maorifulla;1317302
Well the 15th of october is a big day for Liverpool. We will see if RBS take liverpool of the yanks hands and look for new owners

It seems the fans and the players want them out. This would be great if we could get some decent investment before the January transfer window

the yanks are running the club into the ground just like Leeds United

heres hoping for the best

as much as i dislike Liverpool, i dont like to see this happen to a club

Man U could be the same way in a few years with the Glaziers..

heres hoping someone takes over who actually gives a fuck about the club eh

fuckin tell me about it. I think man u are in a better position because Sir Alex still has the pulling power to get good players to their club

True, however he wont be around for ever....we have a few more years on our loans tho.... 2016 i believe
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 05, 2010, 12:15:59 pm
Is there anything behind this Giggs thing? I never knew it was even on the cards. Could be interesting.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 05, 2010, 12:19:01 pm
Quote from: Spork;1317392
Is there anything behind this Giggs thing? I never knew it was even on the cards. Could be interesting.

Giggs thing? him wanting to manage Man U?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 05, 2010, 12:21:41 pm
A few of the usual tabloids saying that Giggs wants to take over from Fergie once he steps down.

No idea if there is anything behind it, and well my only sources are TheSun and Goal.com so...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 05, 2010, 01:23:19 pm
Quote from: Spork;1317396
A few of the usual tabloids saying that Giggs wants to take over from Fergie once he steps down.

No idea if there is anything behind it, and well my only sources are TheSun and Goal.com so...

i wouldnt be surprised

Ole Solskjaer is already the reserve team coach, they tend to keep long serving players round in some respect, im sure they would keep Giggs around
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 05, 2010, 06:04:51 pm
Im starting to think Ferg is immortal.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 06, 2010, 03:24:25 am
http://www.uefa.com/uefa/aboutuefa/organisation/executivecommittee/news/newsid=1493078.html

I really do hope this fucks over City.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 06, 2010, 08:20:18 pm
WOW it looks like Liverpool finally got sold WOOOooO!

Unfortunately its to another set of yanks ROFL

http://tvnz.co.nz/football-news/liverpool-fc-sold-baseball-owners-3822351
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 07, 2010, 01:38:20 am
Boston Red Sox owners, shame, i follow the red sox......

I can say that they are run well by their current owners after many years of not being run well.....so maybe that bodes well for Scouse FC?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 07, 2010, 07:58:17 am
yeah hopefully

I was sceptical about having more americans running the club but from what I have RED they seem to have a good relationship with their fans in boston

its a start

better than those other two tossers

Glaziers need to go next lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 07, 2010, 09:37:41 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1318180
yeah hopefully

I was sceptical about having more americans running the club but from what I have RED they seem to have a good relationship with their fans in boston

its a start

better than those other two tossers

Glaziers need to go next lol

yeah i would like that tbh, i dont like seeing teams penalized for their owners, teams that overspend what they have (ie leeds, portsmouth) i dont have as MUCH sympathy for......

well leeds is leeds, and i do hate leeds:)

heres hoping it gets things back on track, Man U v Liverpool is still an awesome fixture, so would be good to see it continue for many years
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 07, 2010, 01:32:00 pm
yeah tell me about it

I love the the Man U v Liverpool battle

it began before all this big spending bullshit came along

just two teams that hate eachother and have no better joy than getting one up on the other

as much as I despise Man U i would never want them out of the top flite
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 07, 2010, 06:31:21 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1318331
yeah tell me about it

I love the the Man U v Liverpool battle

it began before all this big spending bullshit came along

just two teams that hate eachother and have no better joy than getting one up on the other

as much as I despise Man U i would never want them out of the top flite

Thats exactly it, you stay up to watch the game, and you like nothing better than beating them and having bragging rights for the next time

My old man supports Liverpool so gives us some good topics of conversation;)

Man U v Liverpool, v Arsenal, v Man C, all big big games for many years....

tho having said all that, if ManC were to accidentally to the championship, i wouldnt mind THAT _b
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on October 07, 2010, 08:15:10 pm
Agreed but we need the best team there, Chelsea oh and Blackpool :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 07, 2010, 08:42:46 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1318478
Agreed but we need the best team there, Chelsea oh and Blackpool :P

only reason i didnt include chelsea in my list of big big games is that Chelsea have only become as strong as they are over the last 5-10 years, before that they were maybe Tottenham strength, i remember the days of Zola, Di Matteo, Vialli etc tho (note no english names COUGH :D)

Blackpool used to be awesome back in the 50's too, look it up;)

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 07, 2010, 10:19:46 pm
It doesn't matter anyone, you will all have to build new stadiums eventually, and you will all be fucked when that happens, and THEN the Gunner's will triumph.

Or so all the shareholders are hoping anyway.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on October 07, 2010, 11:42:16 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1318487
Quote from: R3DM@N;1318478
Agreed but we need the best team there, Chelsea oh and Blackpool :P

only reason i didnt include chelsea in my list of big big games is that Chelsea have only become as strong as they are over the last 5-10 years, before that they were maybe Tottenham strength, i remember the days of Zola, Di Matteo, Vialli etc tho (note no english names COUGH :D)

Blackpool used to be awesome back in the 50's too, look it up;)

WTF

Chelsea are a mighty club with the history to prove it
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 08, 2010, 01:34:22 am
I'm fairly sure the chant goes something along the line of.

'CHELSEA HAVE NO HISTORY'
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 08, 2010, 01:35:24 am
[video]dH2royOi19A[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 08, 2010, 01:37:36 am
[video]_BxIYJVH4g8[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on October 08, 2010, 07:19:17 am
Chelsea prob went on to win both games 4 nil or something :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 08, 2010, 09:23:59 am
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1318538
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1318487
Quote from: R3DM@N;1318478
Agreed but we need the best team there, Chelsea oh and Blackpool :P

only reason i didnt include chelsea in my list of big big games is that Chelsea have only become as strong as they are over the last 5-10 years, before that they were maybe Tottenham strength, i remember the days of Zola, Di Matteo, Vialli etc tho (note no english names COUGH :D)

Blackpool used to be awesome back in the 50's too, look it up;)

WTF

Chelsea are a mighty club with the history to prove it

no no you have a point

second division winners in 1984 AND 1989

impressive :woot

also won the league in 1955....

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on October 09, 2010, 10:06:35 am
Its what happens from now and how consistent Chelsea have been in the last few years that will influence the fututre.
Liverpool however atm dont have a future :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on October 09, 2010, 02:13:56 pm
There were too many to fit in on my monitor but here is some of the trophies

(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg56/Runing_photo/Capture-1.png)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 09, 2010, 05:08:24 pm
History is down to loyalty of the fans not how many cups/titles won. Try telling fans of some of the lesser clubs that their team has no history.Clubs are nothing without supporters.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 09, 2010, 10:24:44 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1319122
History is down to loyalty of the fans not how many cups/titles won. Try telling fans of some of the lesser clubs that their team has no history.Clubs are nothing without supporters.

except for Chelsea, who are a MIGHTY CLUB

sorry i had to :azn:

each person who genuinely supports a club through good and bad is a loyal fan though. And tho i may hate their clubs and think them questionable for supporting said clubs, I wont question their allegience or hassle their love of any given club.

its the fair weather supporter or as Roy Keane put it "prawn sandwich eaters" who are the problem, who follow a club because its cool and or winning

Man U has had that for years, which sucks for those of us who have followed them back when they were a bunch of drunks in the 80's or hooligans in the 70's

Arsenal, Liverpool, and Chelsea will all have the same, which is a shame imo, by all means support a team, but for the reason that the won the league last year, ive never really liked that. Probably because ive had to defend my allegience to the local Villa/Watford/Walsall fans i know.

Luckily i can waffle on about the history of Manchester United enough to shut them up after a while:)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 10, 2010, 05:02:27 am
I did have something to post in here but my auto correct is actually making my drunken ramblings into english
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on October 10, 2010, 09:12:23 pm
Who the fuck are man united!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNL1hkv82jc&feature=related
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 10, 2010, 09:18:41 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1319092
There were too many to fit in on my monitor but here is some of the trophies

Some small list.


http://www.arsenal.com/history/club-honours
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 10, 2010, 09:19:27 pm
http://www.arsenal.com/history/club-honours

What is that? 45+ trophies?

THAT is history. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 11, 2010, 08:57:04 am
We have a few

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/history/honours

I find history is counting for nothing at the moment hahahhah
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 11, 2010, 10:13:11 am
and This is Manchester United

http://www.stretfordend.co.uk/gloryglory.html

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 11, 2010, 05:41:30 pm
Well we were talking about history..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 14, 2010, 08:14:34 am
YESSSS!!! http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2010/10/13/liverpool-fc-reporter-dominic-king-the-reds-glorious-day-in-court-100252-27465769/

Liverpool FC Y.N.W.A

good day for me!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 17, 2010, 11:03:50 pm
Woop woop.

Well chamakh may not be a traditional striker, but already he possesses qualities similar to Rooney, Ronaldo, Torres and many other of the current big names.. :-)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 18, 2010, 01:21:23 pm
the life of a liverpool supporter

(http://www.gogaminggiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 18, 2010, 02:19:44 pm
Why do you think the New American Heroes being hailed as Saviours will be dramatically different from the Old American Heroes being hailed as Saviours?

I suppose they'd be hard pressed to be worse?

Also, Uncle Woy is out of his depth.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 18, 2010, 02:30:00 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1322180
Why do you think the New American Heroes being hailed as Saviours will be dramatically different from the Old American Heroes being hailed as Saviours?

I suppose they'd be hard pressed to be worse?

Also, Uncle Woy is out of his depth.

woys tactics and formation are pretty crap

as for the new owners i think anyone is better than H&G. John W has a good track record with the red sox so gotta give him the benefit of the doubt

they have gotten us out of debt so thats a positive start

only time will tell
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 18, 2010, 02:33:23 pm
Ok, but please understand that your inevitable ruin continues, and I hope, will do so for a long time, to please me greatly.

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 18, 2010, 05:54:25 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1322188
Ok, but please understand that your inevitable ruin continues, and I hope, will do so for a long time, to please me greatly.

I appreciate your kicking me while im down

hhahahahahaahaha
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 18, 2010, 10:23:20 pm
I think it's about time Man City got relegated.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 19, 2010, 08:03:22 am
Quote from: Spork;1322408
I think it's about time Man City got relegated.

ive you could vote a team out like survivor i think Man citeh would be the first to go lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 19, 2010, 08:05:50 am
Wrong decision to sell Teves to city.He's on fire and seems to like it there.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 19, 2010, 08:29:07 am
Tevez is freekish at times. So aggressive on the ball especially on the counter attack

Man C are looking like a really dangerous team this year
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 19, 2010, 08:35:04 am
Quote from: kilabee;1322438
Wrong decision to sell Teves to city.He's on fire and seems to like it there.

Well, he's been moaning on and on again. He's always having a cry about something that guy.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 19, 2010, 09:27:16 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1322451
Quote from: kilabee;1322438
Wrong decision to sell Teves to city.He's on fire and seems to like it there.

Well, he's been moaning on and on again. He's always having a cry about something that guy.

keeps saying he wants to retire....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 19, 2010, 05:38:16 pm
.......and settle down with his teenage bride.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 19, 2010, 11:30:54 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1322451
Quote from: kilabee;1322438
Wrong decision to sell Teves to city.He's on fire and seems to like it there.

Well, he's been moaning on and on again. He's always having a cry about something that guy.
Quote from: kilabee;1322438
Wrong decision to sell Teves to city.He's on fire and seems to like it there.

Tevez is a Man City man, they are all moaning bitches, especially Adebayor.

However, Tevez was not happy at United, so I do think it was the right decision to sell him.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 20, 2010, 07:24:42 am
Wayne Rooney would love it at Man Citeh because most of the players their complained about more pay at their previous clubs
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 20, 2010, 10:17:08 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1322792
Wayne Rooney would love it at Man Citeh because most of the players their complained about more pay at their previous clubs

sounds like he may be headed that way

he will be more hated than he is now lol

sigh

still, would rather people that didnt want to play for United to not be playing for them..... he will be hard to replace tho...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 20, 2010, 10:19:09 am
Quote from: Spork;1322768
Quote from: Wandarah;1322451
Quote from: kilabee;1322438
Wrong decision to sell Teves to city.He's on fire and seems to like it there.

Well, he's been moaning on and on again. He's always having a cry about something that guy.
Quote from: kilabee;1322438
Wrong decision to sell Teves to city.He's on fire and seems to like it there.

Tevez is a Man City man, they are all moaning bitches, especially Adebayor.

However, Tevez was not happy at United, so I do think it was the right decision to sell him.

yeah pretty much spork, cant and shouldnt keep someone against their will

funny tho how Citeh have gone round most of the big UK clubs grabbing players left and right, and noone likes them...

Man U fans could have told you theyre shite of course;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 20, 2010, 10:33:18 am
You can keep someone against their will, it's called a contract - and indeed, you *should*, else what point of a contract is there?

Depends on the personality of the player of course. Fabregas didn't get his move, but remains a quality professional who gives his all for the club. Could you say the same of Rooney? I doubt it.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 20, 2010, 10:39:24 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1322847
You can keep someone against their will, it's called a contract - and indeed, you *should*, else what point of a contract is there?

Depends on the personality of the player of course. Fabregas didn't get his move, but remains a quality professional who gives his all for the club. Could you say the same of Rooney? I doubt it.

problem is whats the point of holding them to a contract when they dont want to be there? i agree fully you SHOULD keep them there, and a contract SHOULD be fulfilled, but if they player is not professional enough to want to see out this obligation, why should that penalise the club in question, and why should they pay him to do fuck all? If he doesnt want to play for Man U, and wont put in a professional effort, then by all means sell him, that way the club gets some benefit, and the world sees him for what he really is.

as for rooney, all thats been said so far is he doesnt want to sign a new contract, we are yet to see whether he wont play at all for Man U, will play half assed (which he sorta has been or hasnt been playing well at least) or will give his all, id wait to see what happens out of all of this before judging just yet. Though have to say he aint looking so professional so far....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 20, 2010, 10:51:36 am
Well, pretty much my point yeah.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 20, 2010, 10:55:53 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1322856
Well, pretty much my point yeah.

well good then

back to hating each others clubs?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 20, 2010, 10:56:21 am
True that, Northern Monkey Cunt.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on October 20, 2010, 11:06:28 am
No point in enforcing contract to have him worth nothing in 18 months might as get some dosh now and move on.

Seems very odd given his previous statements about wanting to stay obviously feels a move else where with fresh hookers will help his personal life.

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 20, 2010, 11:07:44 am
I don't see how any player can give anything but their all. I mean, sure, if they want out, that is fine, but that doesn't mean you should throw your toys out of the cot and have a cry.

If it was me, I would put in my best effort, while letting the manager know that I want to leave, if he says no, then I will persist, and perhaps act up - off the pitch, but not on it.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 20, 2010, 11:09:13 am
Quote from: henno;1322859
No point in enforcing contract to have him worth nothing in 18 months might as get some dosh now and move on.

Seems very odd given his previous statements about wanting to stay obviously feels a move else where with fresh hookers will help his personal life.

If we had sold Cesc in the last window, apparently he would've gone for 30,000,000 pounds, but I strongly believe that this season he will only get better, and become worth more.

I think the same of Rooney, players with big names don't lose value unless they do something really stupid.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on October 20, 2010, 12:57:22 pm
Rooney will lose value as when contract up in 18 months will be a free agent and club wiill get nothing. Any buyers will also be discounting any transfer fee based on this now.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on October 20, 2010, 04:52:59 pm
No Women, No Kai!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 20, 2010, 06:30:43 pm
I'd make him sit on the bench just to see him cry.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 21, 2010, 08:40:43 am
4-0 to Inter at 1/2 time. Holy Shit - Tottenham are complete spastics. Hilarious stuff - do them for another 6 second half Inter!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 21, 2010, 11:35:50 am
ROFL!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 21, 2010, 11:49:39 am
lol@spurs.

That is why I was happy for the Spurs to be in the CL, because I knew they would do nothing.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 21, 2010, 12:04:59 pm
gareth bale scored a hatrick to bring it back to 4-3 lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 21, 2010, 12:05:11 pm
they tried! heh heh
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on October 21, 2010, 10:08:09 pm
Later Rooney.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on October 22, 2010, 12:45:38 pm
Quote from: Spork;1323240
lol@spurs.

That is why I was happy for the Spurs to be in the CL, because I knew they would do nothing.

3 goals against the defending champs is not too bad
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 22, 2010, 03:54:21 pm
It was actually outstanding considering they lost their keeper and let in four in the first half.Credit where its due.They could have just dropped their heads and conceded 4 more in the second half.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 22, 2010, 04:13:01 pm
Fuck em, pricks, the whole lot of them
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 22, 2010, 04:46:05 pm
Pfftt arse supporters.Can't spot a decent game of football if they tried :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: abdulwaheed on October 22, 2010, 09:36:52 pm
web designing is more like an expression to me, as a form of modern day art.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 22, 2010, 09:39:17 pm
Soccer Bot alert.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on October 22, 2010, 10:03:48 pm
Poor Liverpool :(
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 23, 2010, 01:46:08 am
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=834922&sec=england&cc=3436

now we keep him?? huh???

wtf was the last week about ffs!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: jok3ryo on October 23, 2010, 06:20:29 am
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1323674
[url]http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=834922&sec=england&cc=3436[/url]

now we keep him?? huh???

wtf was the last week about ffs!


just saw that on goal.com, the hell is going on >.>

hopefully if everything is good he can start playing like himself again instead of some useless striker, so manu can go back to winning ^^
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 23, 2010, 04:24:50 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3192586/Emmanuel-Adebayor-will-shoot-down-Arsenal.html

'And now the Togo striker has rediscovered his swagger, team-mate Richards believes he will take that form into the clash with his former club this weekend.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3192586/Emmanuel-Adebayor-will-shoot-down-Arsenal.html#ixzz139IFv8Ju'

I guess he got his Swagga back?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 23, 2010, 07:02:44 pm
Quote from: Spork;1323789
[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3192586/Emmanuel-Adebayor-will-shoot-down-Arsenal.html[/url]

'And now the Togo striker has rediscovered his swagger, team-mate Richards believes he will take that form into the clash with his former club this weekend.

Read more: [url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3192586/Emmanuel-Adebayor-will-shoot-down-Arsenal.html#ixzz139IFv8Ju'[/url]

I guess he got his Swagga back?


ah the smack talk route, classy adebayor, but you know all about him being like that im sure spork;)

it pains me to say, but i would like to see arsenal win that one
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 23, 2010, 07:24:31 pm
Before Ade left, he was one of my fav players.

Now he is a player whom I dislike more than pretty well any other.

Except Shawcross. Dick should never be allowed to play football again.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 25, 2010, 08:51:20 am
GG Arsenal

Im glad you smashed Citeh!!

and finally a win for my dearest Liverpool lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: jok3ryo on October 25, 2010, 10:34:34 am
Man u almost had ANOTHER draw haha.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 25, 2010, 11:09:19 am
Hell fucking yes, finally a good win over a side whom are in the title contention.

Also, fantastic to see Liverpool get a win, I was starting to get worried. It's all on the up from here! Time to take back fourth spot.

Another great thing to see is Man U were completely out done by Stoke.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 25, 2010, 12:42:29 pm
wins a win:)

but yeah could have been better

Citeh got hammered!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 25, 2010, 11:16:55 pm
Hammered by ARSENAL! :D
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 26, 2010, 12:19:07 am
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3930/nasricity5501875.jpg) (http://img146.imageshack.us/i/nasricity5501875.jpg/)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 26, 2010, 09:48:40 am
everyone loves it when Citeh lose LOL
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on October 26, 2010, 10:20:59 am
Not enough talk of the mighty Chelsea. 5 Points clear and 2 easy games coming up against Blackburn and Liverpool :D

Great result for arsenal
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 26, 2010, 11:09:58 am
i got to be honest, Chelsea are looking far to good for Liverpool at the moment

actually West Brom are looking to good for Liverpool at the moment LOL
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 26, 2010, 12:55:07 pm
Blackburn away from home is hardly an easy game, but I'm sure you know that.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on October 26, 2010, 02:02:01 pm
not this season, it is early days but I think they are going to struggle to stay up unless everyone gets fit again soon
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 26, 2010, 03:07:48 pm
The weird thing about Pool and Blackburn an Everton is that, they only need to win one game over an opponent above them and they will be in a fine position.

Although Everton are 10th, so mid table is fine for them for now.

But yea, I haven't seen any of Blackburn's games yet this season, so I guess my opinion was based on last season.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on October 26, 2010, 04:35:01 pm
Im all for West Brom and Blackpool good to see them competing.

Grats Arsenal, fuck man citeh
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 27, 2010, 09:34:04 am
West Brom are very good. The Manager is a genius - I hope they stay up. I'd be surprised if Blackpool do.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 27, 2010, 11:56:57 pm
Scesney stepping up to the plate tonight for Arsenal, this guy really is one of the big stars of tomorrow for Arsenal, at least hopefully he is.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 28, 2010, 02:04:22 am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3198030/Official-English-football-is-rubbish.html

Not really interested in the articles main point, however if it is correct, Rooney is earning 12 million POUNDS a year.

FUCK YOU SHREK YOU UGLY FUCKER.

Seriously, that is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 28, 2010, 02:05:42 am
That's almost 20 million AUD.

FUCK.

I earn bloody 30k a year.

He earns more than me in a day than what I earn in a year.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 28, 2010, 02:06:33 am
For doing what, bitching and moaning about how he is fucking shit (at least compared to what he gets paid), and looking like Shrek?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on October 28, 2010, 05:59:40 am
It would take alot of coin for him to smile when he sees his ugly mug in the mirror every morning.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on October 28, 2010, 12:20:31 pm
I imagine they've signed a nice contract for him to stay quiet, and he'll be off in Jan or the Summer. Same as Ronaldo - better than him going on a free.

It's best not to think about how much these cunts get paid.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 28, 2010, 10:50:54 pm
Man I was feeling bad about that Newcastle game, woke up this morning, watched the goals and the last ten minutes, that was fantastic.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 29, 2010, 06:52:10 am
lets hope arsenal can maintain this momentum over the season

ive always had a soft spot for the gunners (my father being a fan) plus i just enjoy their style of football
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 29, 2010, 11:18:19 am
Yea, I really hope they at least win the Carling Cup, I know it isn't really that prestigious a trophy these days, but the players really need to be able to claim ownership of something after all the hard work they have done, I mean, sure, I want them to win because I support them, but the main reason is for the players.

However, I do believe that if they do win the CC this year, if they don't win anything else this year, next year they definitely will.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 29, 2010, 11:20:20 am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3200928/Cristiano-Ronaldos-new-Nike-safari-print-boots-revealed.html

Well at least he has finally come out of the closet with those shoes....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 31, 2010, 05:23:46 am
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1324367
easy games coming up against Blackburn

Oh yea, that worked out well for you. :P

Both Arsenal and Chelsea were very lucky to take full points from their games tonight.

Also, FUCK YEA WOLVES!

Come on you Spurs, there is hardly I game where I allow myself to support such a filthy team, but this is one of them.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 31, 2010, 06:50:29 am
Quote from: Spork;1326353
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1324367
easy games coming up against Blackburn

Oh yea, that worked out well for you. :P

Both Arsenal and Chelsea were very lucky to take full points from their games tonight.

Also, FUCK YEA WOLVES!

Come on you Spurs, there is hardly I game where I allow myself to support such a filthy team, but this is one of them.

HAH citeh

and supporting spurs eh, signs of desperation:)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on October 31, 2010, 07:19:29 am
What's the first rule of sport?

Play the whistle.

Sweet justice lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 31, 2010, 07:22:09 am
but but but!

goodbye spurs
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 31, 2010, 08:31:29 am
hahahah citeh!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on October 31, 2010, 09:22:13 am
Quote from: henno;1326357
What's the first rule of sport?

Play the whistle.

Sweet justice lol

Nani asked the ref about three times before putting it in the net lol

Could have been a penalty, if not should have been a free kick against Nani for handball, but ref called neither....

Silly Goalie
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 31, 2010, 05:04:20 pm
It's around about this time where Lpool bounce back and the top 4 continues as normal, losing to Wolves.. City do not deserve to be in the top 4.

(Little bit ironic I know) :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on October 31, 2010, 06:54:10 pm
I bloody hope so

but im enjoying Man Citehs run of 2 games 1 goal for and 5 against lol

considering the money they have spent and the get beaten buy a bottom 4 team

LOL
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on October 31, 2010, 09:25:23 pm
I just saw the Nani goal... WTF Gomes?

What was the controversy about? Was it meant to be a free kick for Gomes?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 01, 2010, 07:57:49 am
Quote from: Spork;1326600
I just saw the Nani goal... WTF Gomes?

What was the controversy about? Was it meant to be a free kick for Gomes?

he thought it was, ref never blew whistle, what else could nani di, he basically asked if it was ok lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 01, 2010, 07:17:03 pm
Wasn't it a handball by Nani? Didn't the assistant ref call him over? What sort of conversation did they have? How did the ref let it be a goal?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 01, 2010, 07:32:36 pm
Rules of football
#1 - Play to the whistle
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 01, 2010, 09:11:32 pm
Quote from: Spork;1327115
Wasn't it a handball by Nani? Didn't the assistant ref call him over? What sort of conversation did they have? How did the ref let it be a goal?

he was pulled back by a defender went down, collecting the ball with his hand when he fell
no penalty, gomes picks up ball, places it down as he thinks its a free kick, places it RIGHT IN FRONT OF NANI

nani looks at ref, looks again, asks was there a whistle, shoots the ball, Gomes clicks at last second, dives, misses, throws toys
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 01, 2010, 10:23:11 pm
lul. that's funny

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3205348/Man-City-stars-want-Mancini-axed.html

LOL. THATS HILARIOUS.

I hope they do axe him. Fucking idiots, Mancini is a brilliant manager.

I mean, even Sir Alex or Wenger would find the Mancs hard to manage as they are now.. If they axe Mancini, who do they exactly want?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 01, 2010, 10:25:38 pm
Sven.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 02, 2010, 10:52:21 am
manage themselves, you see because they are paid so much they know better right?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 02, 2010, 11:29:59 am
I like what Harry Redface is doing, it really is pretty bad how there is no penalty for refs fucking up, which they do a lot. Even if this incident was correct, I still think there should be a panel who look into it, and if the ref made the wrong decision, which could have changed the game, then they should be dealt with.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 02, 2010, 11:40:54 pm
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=838185&sec=england&cc=3436

aaaand it continues

yes a free kick should have been given, but gomes still fucked up

Fergie summed it up best, after the game saying to 'appy 'arry "I've got no F*** idea what just happened there"

and yes i do agree in a way spork, though some referees have been demoted before, was it graham poll with THREE yellow cards to one player?

i know in the NRL refs get demoted for bad performances for example

maybe a ref gets dropped to Championship, League One, or even reffing Leeds Uniteds next home game? I think i remember reading there is a rating system each coach does and individual experts for each game, just seems to be little consequence eh
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 03, 2010, 09:27:41 am
Don't post articles from the Sun, as though they're Gospel dude :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 03, 2010, 09:34:10 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1327701
Don't post articles from the Sun, as though they're Gospel dude :P

Sun is a load of shite i know;)

but then again what english paper isnt really

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 03, 2010, 12:45:38 pm
It's true that they are all made of shit, but it's fun reading them. It has also been quite a few months since Arsenal were on the bad end of an article, so I'm happy to keep reading them for now. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 04, 2010, 07:52:53 am
How good were Spurs yesterday, that Vale ripped Inter open
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on November 04, 2010, 02:59:38 pm
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Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 04, 2010, 05:22:08 pm
There will be no post from Spork today.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 04, 2010, 09:18:07 pm
^lol. Nah, I'm not bothered, we are still top of the group.

It's better to field many youngsters in the game we did, and lose it, rather than play full team, and draw or lose to Newcastle on Sunday and drop down the league.

Walcott's goal was fantastic.

3 Arsenal player's scored the three goals. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 04, 2010, 09:52:27 pm
I must say always good to see respect from players when scoring goals against their former club.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 04, 2010, 10:20:35 pm
Eduardo is one of my favourite players, and it is great to see him scoring, as he was lacking goals pretty badly at Arsenal.

Sad to see him go, but if it means he gets more game time, and hopefully closer to what he was looking like pre injury, then it is for the best.

EDIT: The reception that Eduardo got at the Emirates was awesome, I was talking to a family friend who lives in England and he said when Eduardo scored, there was a bigger cheer than most of the time when an Arsenal player scores.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 04, 2010, 11:18:00 pm
Quote from: Spork;1328225
Eduardo is one of my favourite players, and it is great to see him scoring, as he was lacking goals pretty badly at Arsenal.

Sad to see him go, but if it means he gets more game time, and hopefully closer to what he was looking like pre injury, then it is for the best.

EDIT: The reception that Eduardo got at the Emirates was awesome, I was talking to a family friend who lives in England and he said when Eduardo scored, there was a bigger cheer than most of the time when an Arsenal player scores.

always good to see that happen

and the loss isnt really gonna stop you guys going thru anyway, all the english teams looking good so far
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 04, 2010, 11:23:40 pm
Yea, not going to stop us going through, small chance of us dropping to second place, which to me isn't a bad thing. I would prefer to be drawn against Man U or Barca in the early stages rather than the late.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on November 05, 2010, 12:54:54 pm
Quote from: Spork;1328261
Yea, not going to stop us going through, small chance of us dropping to second place, which to me isn't a bad thing. I would prefer to be drawn against Man U or Barca in the early stages rather than the late.

Yeah might as well get knocked out early and save your energy for getting 4th in the prem :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 07, 2010, 03:29:13 am
Nah nah, that is Spurs job, except they might get 14th if they are lucky.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 08, 2010, 07:47:28 am
I had a horrible feeling that Liverpool would beat us, they have certainly turned their season around
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 08, 2010, 11:12:09 am
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1329205
I had a horrible feeling that Liverpool would beat us, they have certainly turned their season around

At least it wasn't at home.. To Newcastle. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 08, 2010, 03:54:04 pm
Funny how the EPL goes.Most of the strange/upset results seem to happen in the same week of play
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 08, 2010, 05:34:01 pm
Wow I was totally blown away at the result today for Liverpool

absolutely stoked

can i now dear to dream of a possible 4th place finish?

Long way to go i know

but for now I will bask in the glory of beating Chelsea :D

GG
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 08, 2010, 06:02:07 pm
Hold on a sec there Bruv.............

Quote from: maorifulla;1312339

Chelsea has got the mad team full of all those half past midnights. Malouda, Kalou, Drogba, Essien, Ramirez all of them r fuckin class

Im jumping to chelski with the brothers LOL!

LOL good work from the scousers
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 08, 2010, 10:22:35 pm
^^ Glory hunters.

/me shakes head in shame.

November is ALWAYS bad for Arsenal, we always have horrible luck throughout the month.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 09, 2010, 09:45:20 am
Quote from: kilabee;1329429
Hold on a sec there Bruv.............

Quote from: maorifulla;1312339

Chelsea has got the mad team full of all those half past midnights. Malouda, Kalou, Drogba, Essien, Ramirez all of them r fuckin class

Im jumping to chelski with the brothers LOL!

LOL good work from the scousers

hahaha

Chelsea are still my second favourite team because they are keeping Man U from getting ahead of us in the most titles race

i lost my way for a while there bro hahaha
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 11, 2010, 01:49:59 pm
Chamwow!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 12, 2010, 10:16:29 pm
Come on Arsenal...dont want them Man U in 2nd. Heres your time to shine..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 12, 2010, 11:29:20 pm
I always find it funny when you are watching a game of sport and the commentators are quiet for a bit then you hear someone yell out something like what I heard in the Wolves V Arsenal game;

'YOU FUCKING BLACKSMITH!!'

Bit random, but funny.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 13, 2010, 11:33:50 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1331087
Come on Arsenal...dont want them Man U in 2nd. Heres your time to shine..

its all good, Chelsea can have second instead
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 14, 2010, 11:54:11 am
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1331170
Quote from: R3DM@N;1331087
Come on Arsenal...dont want them Man U in 2nd. Heres your time to shine..

its all good, Chelsea can have second instead

Second is the best they will have, followed by Liverpool, and Man U in fourth.

Mancity, Spurs and Stoke in the bottom three.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 14, 2010, 09:40:55 pm
Liverpool beat us and then lost to Stoke!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 14, 2010, 09:45:43 pm
We drew with Liverpool, then they lost to Man City..

Chelsea beat Arsenal.

Weird season. :S
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 15, 2010, 07:33:20 am
3-0 down to sunderland??? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 15, 2010, 08:29:57 am
Lucky it was only 3, we were fkn terrible. Not sure if it's anything to do with sacking Wilkins but you gotta ask the question. No Essien, No Frank, No Terry and Drogs firing half cock wheels were bound to fall off sooner or later. Hopefully the wake up call they need to stop thinking they will cruze it.
Thankfully Scumchester and Citeh drew...again.

Arsenal only 2 points behind us now. Hopefully Spurs will hold them next week when we beat Birmingham. :)

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 15, 2010, 11:25:31 am
Wooh yea Sunderland!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 15, 2010, 12:09:07 pm
I think we should re-inact the match on FIFA Spork.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 15, 2010, 12:18:25 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1329409
Wow I was totally blown away at the result today for Liverpool

absolutely stoked


Teeheeheeheehee
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 15, 2010, 12:20:34 pm
How fucking insufferable are Chelsea and Man City fans?

Chelsea fans boo'ing, because they're....first in the table...cunts.

Manchester City fans, boo'ing because they're fucking fourth, a location they could only dream off 2 seasons ago.

Pricks, the lot of them.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 15, 2010, 02:53:21 pm
I love it. I mean, Arsenal fans are complain about the team when we don't perform well, however it's nothing compared to the glory hunting idiots.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 15, 2010, 06:10:17 pm
Pretty sad really, i commend Sunderland - to beat Chelsea, at the Bridge and make them look like West Ham Utd on a bad day is pretty damn awesome, worst defeat at the bridge in 9 years!

Mid field was where it fell apart and really really sloppy defence - i feel the no John Terry didn't help. Lampard and Essien all didn't play so that's 2 pretty lethal weapons
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 15, 2010, 06:12:05 pm
One man team............ ;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 15, 2010, 06:14:19 pm
Yes Spork, Fabregas a.k.a Arsenal
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 15, 2010, 07:18:53 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1331716
Chelsea fans boo'ing, because they're....first in the table...cunts.

explain?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 15, 2010, 07:36:37 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1331832
Yes Spork, Fabregas a.k.a Arsenal

That's what the ;) was all about. :P

I admit, we are at least very close to a one man team, Nasri and Rosicky are good, but they are no on form Fabregas.

Maybe soon though, they can definitely substitute for him when necessary though, but Arsenal do rely on Fabregas quite a lot, although lately he has not been anywhere near fit enough.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 15, 2010, 07:42:47 pm
beautiful cross ball from ashley cole.

neva mind chelsea, we got beat by stoke :(
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 15, 2010, 07:58:35 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1331881
beautiful cross ball from ashley cole.

neva mind chelsea, we got beat by stoke :(

I bloody hate Stoke so much.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 15, 2010, 09:01:17 pm
Quote from: Spork;1331890
Quote from: maorifulla;1331881
beautiful cross ball from ashley cole.

neva mind chelsea, we got beat by stoke :(

I bloody hate Stoke so much.

NEVER would have picked that one :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 15, 2010, 09:44:59 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1331869
Quote from: Wandarah;1331716
Chelsea fans boo'ing, because they're....first in the table...cunts.

explain?

When Chelsea lost - thousands of fans boo'ed their own team. Now, it's no uncommon, but I feel that even if Chelsea lost, they are still sitting at the top of the table, and that support would've been more constructive then boo'ing them off the field. It's symptomatic of a sense of entitlement.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 15, 2010, 09:58:24 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1331918
Quote from: Spork;1331890
Quote from: maorifulla;1331881
beautiful cross ball from ashley cole.

neva mind chelsea, we got beat by stoke :(

I bloody hate Stoke so much.

NEVER would have picked that one :P

If Ryan Shawcross vanished, and I was placed in charge of finding him, I would not care less.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 15, 2010, 10:09:02 pm
Thats rich poms for u.

I'd just be booing those three dickheads - Ivanovic, Ramires and Zhirkov :P

Feel so bad for Peter Cech, hes the absolute best Goal Keeper in the world and he gets stood up because his teams shotty defence. He make like 7/8 awesome saves and watched as Sunderland just wondered through.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 15, 2010, 10:16:40 pm
Londoners are apparently the worst for booing their own team. Apparently.

You can't complain about injuries, I mean, look at what Arsenal went through for the last three years, now that is injury hell.

Rosicky, Eduardo, RVP, Fabregas, Bendtner, Djourou, Vermaelen, Denilson, Ramsay, and many more have gone many months without games, especially Rosicky, Eduardo, RVP and Fabregas.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 15, 2010, 10:39:07 pm
Anyone else see Sagna's goal?

Something Drogba would have been proud of...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 16, 2010, 08:13:09 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1331932
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1331869
Quote from: Wandarah;1331716
Chelsea fans boo'ing, because they're....first in the table...cunts.

explain?

When Chelsea lost - thousands of fans boo'ed their own team. Now, it's no uncommon, but I feel that even if Chelsea lost, they are still sitting at the top of the table, and that support would've been more constructive then boo'ing them off the field. It's symptomatic of a sense of entitlement.

I’d say you don’t know real Chelsea fans then, I didn’t see that (not saying it didn’t happen) but to be fair most had left, which is just making a point in silent protest. Chelsea fans can take losing, we know all about it, but that performance was terrible (and the players speaking in the press agree). They were terrible and they earn serious money, so when they don't earn it the people that pay their hard earned (which are still predominantly working class folk believe it or not) have a right to voice their opinion. If you go to a top restaurant and pay top dollar (you even know how much it is to get into Stamford bridge?) and the meal's shit do you say, oh well he tried, but that's cooking for ya it's a funny old game never mind? No you don't. Nothing to do with a sense of entitlement, to say Chelsea expects though is fair comment. Do we expect to wipe the floor with the likes of Sunderland at home, damn right we do.

Hear any booing when JT missed the pen to cost us the Champs league? No, thought not.

Wolves, Bolton or neither? Wycombe?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 16, 2010, 10:09:46 am
Ugh, one thing worse than boo'ing your own team is using an analogy which turns a football fan into nothing more than a customer sitting at a restaurant waiting for his food to be bought out on time, and of a sufficient standard.

No one is disputing their right to boo their own team. Just as I'd hope that no one is disputing my right to think of such people are cock-mongers of the highest order. Also it is *everything* to do with a sense of entitlement, your own (and by your own, I mean you and the several million other people that use it so frequently it has now turned into a cliche') analogy suggests as much as well (a customer in a restaurant has the exact same sense of entitlement, they paid their money after all). It happens every time Chelsea lose at home - which happens so infrequently you'd imagine it doesn't happen at all. No away fans boo their own team, mostly because away fans are the actual fans, the people that sweat and bleed and experience all the emotion that their clubs bring them - and they are always *supportive*, hence the term, *supporter*. Home fans are more often than not casual, one-eyed, always expectant and almost every single one of them boo's their own team when they bother to make it to a match, assuming there is nothing good on TV. Top clubs are infested with them - and suggesting they are the 'real fans' is a truly disturbing comment.

It is an unfortunate truth I know many Chelsea fans indeed. All of them seemed entirely 'real' to me, either that, or every one of them has been a by-product of a misspent youth soaked in acid and alcohol. Which in truth would explain so very much. Including this.

Oh, and yes I know how much it is to get into Stamford Bridge, having been there twice. During my 5 years in London, where I went to the Emirates quite a few times - as well as Brentford, Fullham, Barnet - once pissed on White Hart Lane - and wrote football articles for the now defunct London Paper.

So, in short - you're most welcome to boo your own team, and justify such behaviour in others. That is your undeniable right. If you wanted, you could also call them poopy-heads, useless cunts, or whatever else you choose. That is your right. Boo'ing your own team, when after your worst performance of the season (singular), which despite losing sees you still sitting on top of the table, is you undeniable right.

And as an Arsenal fan - I suggest you do it more often.

It must help moral. Only 2 points in front.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 16, 2010, 11:49:16 am
Finished editing yet? :)

Hmm ok, bit heavy handed there mate but fine I'm a big boy.
 Where did I say real Chelsea fans boo the team? I just saw your definition of a "sense of entitlement" as Chelsea fans expect to win every game and when we don't, we boo our team, that's how that comes across and that's what I am disputing. 'Real' Chelsea fans don't boo the team, totally agree about traveling fans, spot on. In that game I understand why the ones that boo'ed did, not that I agree with that method of protest and like you say it's the more casual ones. Apologies for not making that clear.

*Sigh* I'm not saying supporting footy is only like paying for a meal in a restaurant, sorry if my simple analogy is beneath you. A simple point doesn't need a complex analogy. I'm merely pointing out that voicing opinion (still not saying booing is the most constructive way to go about it) is ok. Same way that fans protest about other stuff like managers, owners etc. Look at Liverpool and Man Utd.

 I grew up in Battersea with the glare the bridge lights in my bedroom window and even went out banging doors collecting in the 80's when we nearly went bankrupt so forgive me taking exception to being tarred with the brush now frequently used by all thanks to the bandwagoners. I personally have never boo'ed Chelsea but I don't think it hurts the team to know what a section of the fans think of them. The player's aren't dumb enough to think it's anything more than that so does it really affect morale that much? None of that will keep them awake at night in their mansions I'm sure.

Besides it's all a bit rich coming from a Gooner too, it's no different at Arsenal but mind you you've got more to boo about, so I'll take it back :).

Like you say we're top. When Spurs hold you at the weekend (I can hear you laughing) and we beat Birmingham, come back and tell me all about your 2 points. :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 16, 2010, 12:08:03 pm
It's getting too serious in here, so I have a fantastic - long read joke for everyone.

http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/premierleague/story/Webster-Bale-rivals-Messi-for-title-of-worlds-best

LOL.

'So just who is Bale right now?

Personally I think he looks like a combination of Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Roberto Carlos in his prime.'

=I

Americans.. Seriously.. wtf?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 16, 2010, 12:14:07 pm
[video]EUgP96XjEpY[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 16, 2010, 12:21:21 pm
haha not serious, just banter. In a nutshell Chelsea fans expect 100% effort not a 100% victory which is maybe where the confusion is. On Sunday Chelsea fans didn't get that.

Gareth Bale is the best player in the Spurs squad. Is that a compliment?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: LeadCollector on November 16, 2010, 01:12:51 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1331938


Feel so bad for Peter Cech, hes the absolute best Goal Keeper in the world

7th actually according to FIFA... but you were close :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 16, 2010, 02:08:29 pm
Pfft what do FIFA know? :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 16, 2010, 02:09:55 pm
Kept editing, cause I kept figuring out more ways to sound like a cunt - you know how it is. Perhaps I just wish we were top of the league, like 2008, 12 points clear...

And yeah - for the first time in years, I am actually concerned about the Tottenham game. Hopefully we fuck them 24-0.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 16, 2010, 02:23:44 pm
haha I do mate, all good. I love a bit of good old footy banter.

If I'm honest I think you'll beat them (not 24-0 mind :)), but they've certainly been a bit of a bogey team for us for a while now.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 16, 2010, 03:35:24 pm
I wouldn't have given it a second thought if it werent for RVD - a quality player in that floating role is the exact type of chappy we have issues with. Vermaleen might be able to break his leg, but his own leg is apparently broken beyond all imagination.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 16, 2010, 06:49:54 pm
Yea, he's been a bit of a coup for them but then they needed someone to get goals off with the likes of Pavlicenko and Crouch acting as decoy strikers and Lennon just being shit.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 17, 2010, 08:18:36 am
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLvoT6TlRec
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 17, 2010, 11:57:55 am
^ poor bloke...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 17, 2010, 05:00:32 pm
WTF no right foot or what?

Edit I once missed an open goal like that by putting it over the bar inside the six yard box..............Ahahaha.............I was only 9 years old though but the humiliation lives on deep in my soul.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 17, 2010, 06:10:41 pm
haha, I missed a penalty on saturday...I say missed, keeper saved it with his face which to me was a minor victory because he was a gobby twot all through the game. We won anyway because our keeper was mint.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 17, 2010, 09:01:02 pm
Word up, if you can't score - at least scone them in the fucking face.

See: Diaby - John Terry CC final 2008 (?)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 17, 2010, 10:24:47 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1332700
Word up, if you can't score - at least scone them in the fucking face.

See: Diaby - John Terry CC final 2008 (?)

Hahahahah Diaby's greatest work!

Back in my days of Soccer, I once missed an extremely easy chance, which was also the last chance for my team (who were the grade c team in my year at school :P) to make it into the finals...

Easy enough to say, I've never kicked a ball since. Although I do regret that decision.

And I was a defender, and only ever scored one goal in my life.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 18, 2010, 10:02:08 am
Player of the Year 1987, for United FC (Southland Youth Team) right here son! Oh them was the glory days.

Like you I had one moment of embarrassment which ruined my career - as it were.

Playing Wing-Back, got the back hoofed back to me against the game on the half-way line. Their centre forward closed me down quick, I had no support. Instead of hoofing it out, or passing back to the Keeper - I inexplicably turned and ran with the ball toward my own keeper. Their forward right behind me. Then, about 20 yards from goal, I realised what I was doing and again, inexplicably, put my foot on the ball to stop it and I assume allow myself time to think about what the fuck I was doing.

Their forward yelled 'Thanks!' as he nicked it from under my foot, and smacked it into the top corner.

What?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 18, 2010, 10:52:27 am
I remember one time back in 87 we were playing United FC down in southland and one of their backs stopped the ball by trapping it under his foot

i just ran up and took the ball and yelled thanks as I slotted it in the top corner for the goal
















JKS

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 18, 2010, 06:50:09 pm
Fuck you son.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 19, 2010, 12:38:46 am
Anyone know why England managers can't use umbrellas?

I just watched the England France game and at the start of the telecast one of the presenters said the reason why capello didn't use an umbrella because of 'you know who doing you know what you know when'

I do not know.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 19, 2010, 07:42:12 am
Apparently Carroll was the best player on the pitch for England and won nearly everything in the air no thanks to Gareth Barry who was sh1t and Gerrard just got injured.

Wandarah, can you tell your boo boy mates to stop going to England games, they will always be disapointed.

The only positives I can draw is that Cashley Hole didn't play and Malouda never got injured.

Very Patriotic I know.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 19, 2010, 09:45:11 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1333003
Fuck you son.
+1 :D
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 19, 2010, 11:52:40 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1333150

The only positives I can draw is that Cashley Hole didn't play and Malouda never got injured.

Cole is definitely at least one of the best centrebacks in the world.

I hate to say it, but it is true.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 19, 2010, 12:39:44 pm
No he isn't, he's a pretty awesome left back though :) Maybe that's why he left Arsenal, because you kept playing him out of position.

jks :)

On another note..

(http://images.sportinglife.com/10/11/330/Ancelotti_2525293.jpg)

Is it me or does it look like Carlo is trying to curl one out the back door?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 19, 2010, 01:39:41 pm
Quote from: Spork;1333118
Anyone know why England managers can't use umbrellas?

I just watched the England France game and at the start of the telecast one of the presenters said the reason why capello didn't use an umbrella because of 'you know who doing you know what you know when'

I do not know.

Because Steve McClaren, already on a hiding to nothing for signing up to the England Manager job, and on a series of poor results (ahem), and being perceived as tactically clueless; decided to use an umbrella when it was pissing down at Wembley.

This lead to endless hooting and jeering from the English Press, who questioned his masculinity, et al - and all sorts of ludicrous statements were made by people. Statements which on any sane planet, would have had led to said people being immediately locked up. Also it can be said, indirectly lead to his dismissal as manager.

This is obviously quite different, to say, The Sun's portrayal of Capello as a donkey which occurred quite recently. The same Sun newspaper who was praising him after a nearly flawless qualifying campaign - only to turn on him in the most noxious way possible when England's overpaid legion of prima donna ball kickers stopped paying attention to their manager in South Africa and summarily bombed out of the tournament like the inept pack of ego driven wankers they are.
 
Even the most casual observance of English commentary will force you to make the inference that almost anyone attached to football related media in England is a dribbling fucking moron.

Except perhaps James Richardson, who is dreamy.

I imagine being England manager is kind of like being stuck in the kitchen of the worlds most expensive restaurant on an extremely busy night, the clientèle of which is composed entirely of escaped schizophrenic, violent, sexual offenders who have gleefully fled from the scene of their overturned highly-secure inter-prison transport and, while waiting for the Great Magnet to deliver it's next proclamation, have decided to all simultaneously order Duck a l'orange with sautéed truffles, and an extra large side of glue. So you stand there, peering out through the glass, wondering how you can simulate a reduction of orange, when all you have is a can of baked beans, half a black pudding and a small can of diseased cock.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 19, 2010, 06:58:33 pm
Haha, love it. You have a fine turn of phrase.

I think Martin Samuel in the Mail does pretty good footy articles all in all. I hate The Sun 'newspaper' and always have. I do like the shamelessly bad puns they use in their headlines though.

(Hang on, did you just use a restaurant analogy?)

:)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 19, 2010, 07:12:29 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1333446
Haha, love it. You have a fine turn of phrase.

I think Martin Samuel in the Mail does pretty good footy articles all in all. I hate The Sun 'newspaper' and always have. I do like the shamelessly bad puns they use in their headlines though.

(Hang on, did you just use a restaurant analogy?)

:)

just ask Liverpool fans about The Sun
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 19, 2010, 09:01:34 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1333446
Haha, love it. You have a fine turn of phrase.

I think Martin Samuel in the Mail does pretty good footy articles all in all. I hate The Sun 'newspaper' and always have. I do like the shamelessly bad puns they use in their headlines though.

(Hang on, did you just use a restaurant analogy?)

:)

All restaurant analogies are not created equal.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 19, 2010, 10:42:07 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1333279
No he isn't, he's a pretty awesome left back though :) Maybe that's why he left Arsenal, because you kept playing him out of position.

jks :)

On another note..

([url]http://images.sportinglife.com/10/11/330/Ancelotti_2525293.jpg[/url])

Is it me or does it look like Carlo is trying to curl one out the back door?


Ah, I meant to say full back. >.>
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
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Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 21, 2010, 09:16:29 am
Kill me.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2010, 12:00:53 pm
^

How the fuck can you throw away a two goal lead.. At home. To the Spurs?

Well, I guess you purposely handball IN THE FUCKING PENALTY BOX.

Seriously, how exactly did either Cesc or Chamakh think they would get away with that? I mean, if you handball in the box, it's not as if we live in the 50s where there are no instant replays.

I do blame Cesc for losing.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 21, 2010, 12:27:18 pm
Faarrk. I was supposed to my sky that game to. 3-2 to Spurs LOL thats got to hurt.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 21, 2010, 12:57:59 pm
Ouch indeed:)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 21, 2010, 01:29:51 pm
Quote from: Spork;1333959
^

How the fuck can you throw away a two goal lead.. At home. To the Spurs?

Well, I guess you purposely handball IN THE FUCKING PENALTY BOX.

Seriously, how exactly did either Cesc or Chamakh think they would get away with that? I mean, if you handball in the box, it's not as if we live in the 50s where there are no instant replays.

I do blame Cesc for losing.

Certainly one of the points where things could've been done differently - if you look at it again, I'm sure he *grabs* Chamakh's arm and pushes it up into the ball.

Allow me to say - what...the...fuck? That is...well, what is that? I mean I know what it could be - but it's unthinkable.

But yeah, this team is just full of thick pussy cunts. Song and Denilson may have their days, but their collective IQ of 7 hinders continuous performances of quality.

The subs, aside from RvP were retarded.

I could go on...and on...and on...

I woke up at half time as well...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2010, 02:22:30 pm
THis is the very first game that I turned off before it was finished. at 2-3
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2010, 02:23:52 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1333970
Faarrk. I was supposed to my sky that game to. 3-2 to Spurs LOL thats got to hurt.

It really does, fucking dickheads, whole lot of them. I hate to kneejerk, but seriously, absolutely ridiculous.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: LeadCollector on November 21, 2010, 02:41:52 pm
^^ I LOL'd at that game... especially when Venga threw his water bottle :) Arsenal fans finally realising what non Arsenal supporters have known all along.... your SHIT :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 21, 2010, 04:02:51 pm
Oooo, if you were here I would totally punch you in the face. Then, I would totally piss on your face, and then like, I would totally like, I dunno, shit on your hands and make you walk into a bank and take out 10000.

Tottenham beat Arsenal at home for the first time in 17 years. Automatically Arsenal are 'shit' - such are the vagaries of football.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2010, 04:40:04 pm
^^ It's O.K, at least we aren't glory hunters. :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 21, 2010, 05:02:50 pm
It doesn't stop the pain! The paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 21, 2010, 07:06:50 pm
^^ shows how much you guys have had it over spurs that its such a big deal they beat you at home for the first time in forever
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2010, 07:36:36 pm
TBH, It's not just that Spurs beat us, it's also that if we had won, we would have actually gone top of the table, considering Chelsea also lost.

But IT WAS AT FUCKING HOME

Seriously, WTF is with out home record this season? Absolute shit.

I mean, I woke up yesterday, and power spewed at last twenty times throughout the day, and TBH, I would prefer to do that agian, especially as one of my mates is a Spurs fan. >.>

EDIT:

We are still only two points from the top though I guess.

If we do not win anything this season, I think there are going to be quite a lot of angry fans.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 21, 2010, 09:34:34 pm
Quote from: Spork;1334109
TBH, It's not just that Spurs beat us, it's also that if we had won, we would have actually gone top of the table, considering Chelsea also lost.

But IT WAS AT FUCKING HOME

Seriously, WTF is with out home record this season? Absolute shit.

I mean, I woke up yesterday, and power spewed at last twenty times throughout the day, and TBH, I would prefer to do that agian, especially as one of my mates is a Spurs fan. >.>

EDIT:

We are still only two points from the top though I guess.

If we do not win anything this season, I think there are going to be quite a lot of angry fans.

Home should be a fortress really, why all our draws have been so disappointing, were games we would take in earlier years....

But then again Chelsea are not taking the league by the scruff as they should be so who knows....is quite open this year
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 21, 2010, 09:50:03 pm
Just because everyone else isn't improving doesn't mean I should be happy with Arsenal being SHIT.

I'd prefer to be a Liverpool supporter in moments like these.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 22, 2010, 07:22:39 am
You don't mean that.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 22, 2010, 10:20:35 am
yea, steady Spork....

I won't mention the North London Derby, it's all been said.

I thought Chelsea were a pretty unlucky to lose to Birmingham, some excellent keeping from Foster and some pretty good defending from them considering it was one way traffic. I thought we weren't as fast going forward and our passing wasn't up to usual standard, Ramires still giving the ball away cheaply and Drogs still not 100% but some good efforts from him. Fair play to Alex playing with a bust knee, but how did we let Bowyer score?? I guess we'll see if it's just the players that are out causing the glitch or the sacking of Wilkins contributing too the wobble. One things for sure, it's time to see what Ancelotti is made of.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: LeadCollector on November 22, 2010, 12:02:13 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1334045
Oooo, if you were here I would totally punch you in the face. Then, I would totally piss on your face, and then like, I would totally like, I dunno, shit on your hands and make you walk into a bank and take out 10000.

Tottenham beat Arsenal at home for the first time in 17 years. Automatically Arsenal are 'shit' - such are the vagaries of football.

LOL! I will step off that nerve now as it is obviously still a little raw :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 22, 2010, 09:32:35 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1334207
You don't mean that.


Quote from: Spork;1334134
Just because everyone else isn't improving doesn't mean I should be happy with Arsenal being SHIT.

I'd prefer to be a Liverpool supporter in moments like these.

LOL

As I liverpool supporter i would rather have your spot on the table thats for sure
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 22, 2010, 10:54:47 pm
I am still heart broken.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 22, 2010, 10:55:18 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3239265/Carlo-Ancelotti-contacts-LMA-about-quitting-Chelsea.html

LOL.

Ah man, I wish The Sun wasn't so full of shit, this is the perfect kind of thing to make my week better.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2010, 06:58:39 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1331980/Carlo-Ancelotti-insists-wont-quit-Chelsea.html

like you say 'full of shit'.

All is not well though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1331843/MARTIN-SAMUEL-Ancelotti-calling-shots-Chelsea--Abramovich-holding-smoking-gun.html

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 23, 2010, 08:10:23 am
its funny that after the sun posted that Ancelotti wants to quit they put this on their page
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3240056/Jose-Mourinho-repeats-England-desire.html

LOL
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2010, 09:56:55 am
Jose is awesome, the Premiership is a poorer place without him.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 23, 2010, 12:55:31 pm
I do like reading all the football news in the British news sites, just funny to see what they say about certain stuff.

I am very surprised that for some reason they have stopped their absolute hate of Arsenal this season.

I mean, on Sunday the headlines were of Brum beating Chelsea, not that Arsenal lost to Tottenham at home for the first time in seventeen years.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 23, 2010, 01:51:58 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1334589
Jose is awesome, the Premiership is a poorer place without him.

Too right, but only if he comes back to Chelsea
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2010, 05:30:05 pm
Jose2ManU4Eva
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 25, 2010, 12:20:20 am
I think it needs to be Jose2Arsenal4Eva after such late performances...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 25, 2010, 12:24:16 am
Although every single ref from the Braga Arsenal game should be shot.

I'm not just talking about the penalty, or the countless free kicks that were not carded, nor the amount of times the ball went out of play without it being given, nor the two corners that were not, nor the goal kicks that were not, half the bloody time the ref was on the other side of the pitch, doing god knows what..

Many things went against Braga that should not have either.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 25, 2010, 12:26:09 am
Also, Bendtner should GTFO in the next break, sure it was only one match, but he did absolutely nothing in that game.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on November 25, 2010, 08:06:25 am
Personal note, I find it almost impossible to keep up with the Champions League due to the 20 teams that I have not heard of lol


Anyway....



PAUL IFILL IS BACK!!!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on November 25, 2010, 09:32:19 am
Yeah the Ref(s) for the Braga game were useless.

Whenever you play in Portugal, it's always the same shit. Lots of time wasting, diving, cards being given, asshole decisions that are clearly wrong. It's so fucking tedious.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on November 25, 2010, 10:26:55 am
Now I hate Man U but i'm stoked Rooney just scored :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 25, 2010, 11:10:34 am
Quote from: camy205;1335517
Now I hate Man U but i'm stoked Rooney just scored :)

It was from a penalty. If he didn't score that I'd send him state side permanently.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: jok3ryo on November 25, 2010, 07:24:48 pm
Quote from: Spork;1335531
Quote from: camy205;1335517
Now I hate Man U but i'm stoked Rooney just scored :)

It was from a penalty. If he didn't score that I'd send him state side permanently.

was thinking the same thing when i was watching the game this morning.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on November 28, 2010, 03:48:12 pm
Go Berbatov :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: jok3ryo on November 28, 2010, 10:51:48 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1336340
Go Berbatov :)

was kinda gay how rooney didnt score, he deserved to he played really well to be honest.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 29, 2010, 08:03:07 am
Lennon c*nt! fuck i would have been happy with a draw

Carragher is to old needs to go
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on November 29, 2010, 08:08:36 am
A draw with Newcastle away is ok but we need Essien/Lampard/Terry back a.s.a.p
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on November 29, 2010, 10:05:46 am
United back where they belong and playing good footy.

Will be an interesting Xmas period but expect that the natural state of things has resumed and United will come out with a handy lead in
the new year.

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on November 29, 2010, 02:11:18 pm
I cant see United letting go off that lead

they know how to win when they need to win
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 29, 2010, 10:43:29 pm
Fuck em, they will lose the next 5 matches. :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on November 30, 2010, 09:59:53 am
Come on Barca!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on November 30, 2010, 11:39:10 am
Ouch..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on November 30, 2010, 12:08:33 pm
Lol RonaldoMessi. Nice one.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on November 30, 2010, 05:29:25 pm
Have to check out the Barca Real replay.Tore them to shreds..Unbelievable.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: jok3ryo on December 01, 2010, 10:42:23 pm
shot, man united 0 - 4 west ham.


terrible.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 02, 2010, 02:17:43 am
And on this day (not actually this day) Arsenal ended their trophy drought.

;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 02, 2010, 03:32:31 pm
Yeah, unfortunately we all fuckin' shot ourselves in the face by calling the Spuds cunts for winning a 'Mickey Mouse Cup'.

Then again, if *we* win it, then it will be awesome.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 02, 2010, 10:37:53 pm
Fuck em, that was last year when it did mean nothing (Because we didn't win it), this year it actually is a pretty big trophy to win.

Only Ipswich and Brum stand in our way.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 02, 2010, 11:08:41 pm
Birmigham are such a mean team this year. Like!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 02, 2010, 11:34:09 pm
Yea, they are doing well in their own style.

I mean, if they won a cup, I would not blame them for being as rough as they are.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 03, 2010, 07:23:34 am
No World Cup hostage for England or Oz then goes to Russia and then Qatar in 2022. No surprises there then. It's not about slick presentations featuring Beckham, it's about buying votes with hard cash, surely you knew that right?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 03, 2010, 07:46:46 am
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$>Australia :(
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 03, 2010, 11:28:42 am
Isn't it illegal to consume alcohol in public in Qatar?

That is going to be one hell of a fun world cup...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 03, 2010, 11:41:14 am
I think you're ok in the hotels so get beered up there, go watch the game in 50+ degree heat, then rush back for more beer and air con. There will be no scantily clad women for the roving crowd cameras to pick out either....

hell of a world cup....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 03, 2010, 02:59:29 pm
Negron please - leaving out the fact that it's just plan fucking stupid in the first place - Qatar will come to the party, I have no doubt at all.

I promise you, heaps of nipples, and lots of (hugely expensive beer consumed in specific places) drink.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 03, 2010, 03:27:21 pm
Fifa have the power to demand tax law changes from host countries so they can surely demand the free flowing of Cold Beers at stadiums and designated venues.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 05, 2010, 11:29:22 am
Chelsea 4 relegation 2011/2012. ;)

I think what Chelsea lack is a player with such skill as Nasri, I mean if the only goals Frogba can score are from penalties, he is obviously too simple a player and needs to learn to be more creative.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 05, 2010, 12:43:04 pm
fuck those 2 nasri goals this morning were off the hook

fuckin mad skills
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 05, 2010, 12:44:17 pm
Quote from: Spork;1337849
Isn't it illegal to consume alcohol in public in Qatar?

That is going to be one hell of a fun world cup...

plus who wants to train or play in 40+ tempratures

another tournament that was paid for by the oil barons
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 05, 2010, 01:56:06 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1338423
fuck those 2 nasri goals this morning were off the hook

fuckin mad skills

Yep, and Oh man did I go off when he scored them. He is my fav player (although I say that about most Arsenal players)

Top of the table baby! =D

All we need to do is beat Man U at Old Traf next week and we will have the spot secured.. For a bit.

Even a draw is a decent result.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 05, 2010, 03:07:58 pm
I hope so

Arsenal have always been a team that I have loved to watch

I wish liverpool could play a bit more like that but we seem to be getting all these has been players like joe cole

I hear rumours that Arsene wont be buying over the Jan transfer which has to give the current gunners squad alot of self confidence

Im also wanting the gunners to smash man u

and if liverpool beat them in F.A Cup it will be double rainbow time
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 05, 2010, 03:09:33 pm
All the way.

And I also hope Liverpool start pushing their way up the table.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 05, 2010, 08:09:52 pm
Chelsea be back.

You've ruined the alliance we had Spork...fuck Arsenal.
Enjoy your time up there :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 05, 2010, 08:13:14 pm
^-^

I promise you can have it in ten years. But until then, you might need to make alliances with Ipswich, Leeds and whom ever else are in the lower leagues...

The new London Derby will be Chelsea V QPR. ;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 05, 2010, 10:45:33 pm
Neg Rep :P In other news, how about Phoenix? Adelaide fail :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 05, 2010, 11:07:44 pm
Ah, that's what you were talking about on facebook... I didn't know the A-league still existed.. :P

What stage is it upto now? I think Adelaide are close to the top arent they?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 06, 2010, 09:19:30 am
Yeah Phoenix in top 6 now
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on December 06, 2010, 11:41:58 am
Was a good game, but that red card adelaide got was bullshit, nothing even happened.


The refs in the a league are awful.

Oh Btw

As the World Cup usually occurs during the northern hemisphere's summer, the weather in Qatar was a concern with temperature reaching as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122°F). However, the Qatar bid's chief executive, Hassan al-Thawadi said "Heat is not and will not be an issue."[16] The Qatar 2022 Bid's official site also explains:

  "Each of the five stadiums will harness the power of the suns rays to provide a cool environment for players and fans by converting solar energy into electricity that will then be used to cool both fans and players at the stadiums. When games are not taking place, the solar installations at the stadia will export energy onto the power grid. During matches, the stadia will draw energy from the grid. This is the basis for the stadiums’ carbon-neutrality. Along with the stadiums, we plan to make the cooling technologies we’ve developed available to other countries in hot climates, so that they too can host major sporting events."

This method of cooling techniques is theoretically able to reduce temperatures from 50 to 27 degrees Celsius. The bidding committee also proposes to use such cooling technologies in fan-zones, training pitches and walkways between metro stations and stadiums[17]

That the climate is not going to be "an issue" is not shared by two PhDs from Qatar's Aspetar sports hospital in Doha who gave an interview in November 2010 to Qatar Today magazine in which they stated that the region's climate would "affect performance levels from a health point of view" of professional athletes, specifically footballers, that "recovery times between games would be longer" than in a temperate climate and that, on the field of play, "more mistakes would be made". Additionally, one of the doctors said that "total acclimation [to the Qatari climate] is impossible."[18]

After Qatar won the bid Franz Beckenbauer, a member of Fifa's executive committee, said Qatar could be allowed to host 2022 World Cup in winter. He justified his proposal on grounds that Qatar will be saving money, which otherwise they would have spent in cooling the stadiums. Beckenbauer said "One should think about another solution. In January and February you have comfortable 25 degrees there," he said. "Qatar won the vote and deserves a fair chance as the first host from the Middle East."[19]

Wikipedia... Yeah lol.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 06, 2010, 07:57:29 pm
I think it would be a great idea to host in Winter. I mean why should they have to spend money if they don't need to, even if it doesn't mean shit to them.

Will show that FIFA and whom ever else aren't complete idiots.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 06, 2010, 08:50:43 pm
Just heard the red card was appealed and overturned. Rightly so, was probably the only reason we lost the match. ;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 06, 2010, 09:06:18 pm
Yeah but mostly it was because we scored two goals and your side scored one :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 08, 2010, 01:11:37 am
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/arsenal.com-best-website-of-the-year-2010

Who says we haven't won anything in 5 years?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 08, 2010, 06:33:28 am
i like arsenal website, used it to watch live scoring at work
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 09, 2010, 11:05:49 am
What's up with Chelsea?

Anyway - very very relieved Arsenal made it through. My god we just can't keep a clean sheet recently.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 09, 2010, 07:50:58 pm
Arse are looking down the barrel in the round of 16

 Barcelona
 Schalke
 Bayern
 Madrid

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 09, 2010, 11:33:35 pm
In all fairness to Chelsea there slump has occured since there assistant coach left few weeks ago
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 10, 2010, 12:02:50 am
Quote from: kilabee;1339810
Arse are looking down the barrel in the round of 16

 Barcelona
 Schalke
 Bayern
 Madrid

Well once we beat Man U on Mon night/ Tues morn we will go on an beaten run in all competitions, so whom ever we play doesn't bother me.

100% realistically I believe we can beat any of those teams except Barca.

EDIT: The thing about Barca is, that we will most likely face them at some point, as Barca and Arsenal are the only two decent teams in the CL, so I am not sure if it is best to face them straight up, or in the final. I would probably say straight up, not because Barca would be easier to beat then, but because the Arsenal players may be less nervous than they would facing Barca in the final.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 10, 2010, 11:17:00 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyt-71DkVM4
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 10, 2010, 11:56:35 am
Chelsea have won just two games out of the last eight in all competitions and they now face Tottenham at White Hart Lane on Sunday, followed by Manchester United at home and Arsenal at the Emirates.

It is not looking good for you guys at all. I mean, this weekend's match is going to be interesting, either way Arsenal are winners, but this is one tough time for Chelsea.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 10, 2010, 10:04:58 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3269222/Nani-turns-up-the-heat-on-Chelsea.html

Arsene Nani knows.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 11, 2010, 03:39:25 pm
Quote from: Spork;1340201
[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3269222/Nani-turns-up-the-heat-on-Chelsea.html[/url]

Arsene Nani knows.


hah
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 12, 2010, 01:01:47 pm
Come on Liverpool god damn it, you need to pick up your game sometime soon in order to get that fourth or at least fifth spot.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 13, 2010, 07:22:22 am
Take the draw but Drogba you dickhead! Shoulda let Lampard take it

Haha here you go Spork - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3271602/Patrice-Evra-has-labelled-Arsenal-a-load-of-rubbish.html
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 13, 2010, 09:00:26 am
Liverpool is playing like absolute shite atm

almost as bad as watching the black caps attempt to play cricket

well actually i wouldnt go that far

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 13, 2010, 11:38:12 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1340615
Take the draw but Drogba you dickhead! Shoulda let Lampard take it

Haha here you go Spork - [url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3271602/Patrice-Evra-has-labelled-Arsenal-a-load-of-rubbish.html[/url]


Evra rubbishing Arsenal? I could pull up at least one article for every Man U v Arsenal game since Evra has been in the sport. He aint a good sport.

He was the one who said it was men vs boys or men vs babies or something.

Meh, we will continue to sit ontop the table, and after our win tonight, it's going to be a long hard run for Manure and Chelscum to catch up to us.

Who is Chelsea's number 12? With defending like that, he could play for Arsenal..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on December 13, 2010, 04:46:43 pm
Just adds to the fun

Most of what he said is right, we could lose the game but what are the chances of Arsenal being there at the end of the season?

Should be a good game will be staying home to watch it
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Ngati_Grim on December 13, 2010, 04:56:15 pm
How about those Spurs aye?
No, really, how about those Spurs?
I haven't watched sport for ages, just piggyback on the comments of others.

It's like it's dead to me :(
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 13, 2010, 10:06:14 pm
Quote from: henno;1340719
Just adds to the fun

Most of what he said is right, we could lose the game but what are the chances of Arsenal being there at the end of the season?

Should be a good game will be staying home to watch it

I think this is the longest run on top we have had for four years... And it has been what.. A week? :P

We are definitely improving.

If we do win this game, I will be Gunning for Chelsea to win the Man U Chelsea match, because then there is a high chance that we will not bottle it like we usually do.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 14, 2010, 09:45:44 am
Park!!!

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 14, 2010, 10:53:52 am
Back on top!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on December 14, 2010, 10:54:46 am
Natural order restored
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 14, 2010, 11:12:57 am
Gay.

I blame the ref, I mean he gives a penalty against Clichy when the ball is kicked into his hand (LOL@ROONEY) but not against who ever when they tripped Chamack in the box when he was about to head the ball in??

Howard Webb gave some damn horrible decisions both ways.

I do not actually blame the ref, because even if the ref was corrupt, then it's still the team's fault for not giving enough.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 14, 2010, 12:07:12 pm
I have tbh

Man U should have won by more

you could see they were totally up for the game

Fabregas was rusty when he came on and was just passing the ball back to man u

the back 3 of Man U forced arsenal to take long range attempts that had no power on them

Arsenal needed to do more on the counter but just held the ball up and once man u sorted their d there was no way through gg
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 14, 2010, 12:31:24 pm
Quote from: Spork;1340966
Gay.

I blame the ref, I mean he gives a penalty against Clichy when the ball is kicked into his hand (LOL@ROONEY) but not against who ever when they tripped Chamack in the box when he was about to head the ball in??

Howard Webb gave some damn horrible decisions both ways.

I do not actually blame the ref, because even if the ref was corrupt, then it's still the team's fault for not giving enough.

i would agree it was a tough call for a penalty, so fitting i guess it was missed, in the end didnt matter so much tho. It did seem that Man U was more up for it today...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 14, 2010, 05:19:47 pm
Yea, GG united, we didn't deserve to win, although we didn't get anywhere near as outplayed than we normally do, especially considering it was at Old Traf.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 14, 2010, 06:28:24 pm
It was the pitches fault. LOL

Arsène Wenger can never just take a loss on the chin.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 14, 2010, 06:29:15 pm
I honestly have no idea wtf happens in the head of AW.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 14, 2010, 09:22:31 pm
One very good thing I take from this match is the away support, sure the away crowd are the real football fans, but they were fantastic, spent the whole match screaming themselves hoarse.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 15, 2010, 08:54:36 am
Quote from: kilabee;1341092
It was the pitches fault. LOL

Arsène Wenger can never just take a loss on the chin.

He never said it was the pitches fault. He said the pitch was shit, that's why a lot of people fell over.

In other news, what a rubbish attacking performance from Le Arse. I actually thought we defended the best we had in a long time, aside from Clichy - and overall, we played the best we had against a big team in some time. United just soaked up our pressure, knowing that we can't cross for bollocks and lacked the pace up front to unlock the back line - what with Nasri being gobbled up by 2 or 3 whenever he got the ball. It's hard to argue with the result though.

Also, that is probably the most ridiculous penalty call I've ever seen, and I've seen some shit ones in my time. That sort of shit right there seriously needs someone to look at it again and question that linesman. I fully expect Man U to get some shit penalty call for them every game, but that was seriously taking the fucking piss. Hilarious take by Shrek though.

For me, the best Le Arse performance was the keeper - stand out game I thought, for a 20 year old first time at OT.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 15, 2010, 10:34:04 am
Quote from: kilabee;1341092
Arsène Wenger can never just take a loss on the chin.

What chin? :)


From a blues POV I was hoping for a draw obviously. I really hope we reem them next week then we got you gunners then all will be restored....

yea yea I'm dreaming.

Pretty sure adding a not fit Lampard won't quite be enough to make enough of a difference but you never know. He does have a habit at popping up at the right time. With the benefit of hindsight I wish he'd been on a bit longer and taken the pen against Spurs but heh. Amazed Drogs missed that, really soft pen for him.

Anyway don't get too comfy at the top just yet, it's far from over. I really won't be surprised if either Kalou or Anelka (or even both) get binned off in January.

COme to London Tevez :) <----- never going to happen, be funny as fk if it did though.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 15, 2010, 11:22:04 am
Man, why would you want Tevez? The guy is mentally unstable and obviously thick as fuck. He'd triple your wage bill, and claim homesickness after 2 months.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 15, 2010, 11:25:06 pm
Just watching the game again, how the hell was that a penalty? I'm not bitter because obviously it was missed, but it's just ridiculous that a 60 year old assistant ref can give such a penalty when he probably can't even see that far. Also, I think the FA should have to explain every penalty decision during the week, how can they justify that? He was holding himself up, he did even try to move his hand away, but obviously the weight of Clichy's body was too great, as his movement was not much more than a jerk.

Also, on review, that was a pretty darn good goal from Park, it does look as if he did react well to the deflection, and moved his head enough to direct it toward goal, which may not have really been enough, but in the end, it was.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 16, 2010, 06:33:23 am
No thank you, Tevez = DO NOT WANT.

Sturridge needs more game time, hes a great player and doesnt get much credit. Last season he stepped up when everyone was injured and carried Chelsea
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 16, 2010, 07:42:09 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1341277
Man, why would you want Tevez? The guy is mentally unstable and obviously thick as fuck. He'd triple your wage bill, and claim homesickness after 2 months.

I'd take 2 months.
Lets be honest, there's plenty of players that fall into the 'thick as fuck' bucket. Triple the wage bill? at Chelsea? I doubt it. Tevez is a great player, no question surely you're not arguing that, but yea he's clearly tricky to manage, but so is Drogba.
I'm just thinking it would be a good buy for the remainder of the season while we have a goal drought then he can FO to wherever. It's all redundant because he'll go to Spain or home. Spain would be my guess but Citeh miught just be arrogant enough to hold him to the contract and make him sit it out on the bench.
Agreed, Sturridge is a good player (just picked him up in FIFA 11 UT and he missed a sitter in his first game though) but remember he also left Citeh because they couldn't manage him properly and now he's very happy at the Blues learning from Drogs.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 16, 2010, 08:40:54 am
Quote from: Spork;1341452
Just watching the game again, how the hell was that a penalty? I'm not bitter because obviously it was missed, but it's just ridiculous that a 60 year old assistant ref can give such a penalty when he probably can't even see that far. Also, I think the FA should have to explain every penalty decision during the week, how can they justify that? He was holding himself up, he did even try to move his hand away, but obviously the weight of Clichy's body was too great, as his movement was not much more than a jerk.

Also, on review, that was a pretty darn good goal from Park, it does look as if he did react well to the deflection, and moved his head enough to direct it toward goal, which may not have really been enough, but in the end, it was.

Park is under rated, been a great buy for United
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 16, 2010, 09:54:53 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1341494
Quote from: Wandarah;1341277
Man, why would you want Tevez? The guy is mentally unstable and obviously thick as fuck. He'd triple your wage bill, and claim homesickness after 2 months.

I'd take 2 months.
Lets be honest, there's plenty of players that fall into the 'thick as fuck' bucket. Triple the wage bill? at Chelsea? I doubt it. Tevez is a great player, no question surely you're not arguing that, but yea he's clearly tricky to manage,

More trouble than its worth. Same shit at every single club he's been at. Great player of course - but there's players just as good, with less baggage.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 16, 2010, 11:03:29 pm
Drogba is a bit lower maintenance than Tevez i'd say.

Last year Drogba had wee fallouts with Franky Lampard because he wanted golden boot so he wanted the penalties etc etc but this year he really needs to perform to pull tantys..which is probably why hes been so quiet haha. But he's still the man and one of the greatest strikers in the EPL.

I'm not saying that we wouldnt want Tevez but there wont be enough room for him in Chelsea with Drogba on the scene.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 16, 2010, 11:13:16 pm
I think it'd be a great idea for Chelsea to sell Drogba and buy Tevez.

Should sell Drogba to Bayern, he would do well there.

Or really just anywhere out of England, that isn't Barca.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 17, 2010, 07:01:36 am
Liverpool would love to have drogba

epsecially becaause torres is playing like a girl

i cant wait for the jan window to open

flick all this deadwood
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 17, 2010, 07:07:41 am
Hang on how did we get on to selling Drogba, nooooooooooooooooooooo *shiver*

Ok, fuck Tevez...

phew.

Predictions for Chelsea v Scumchester on Sunday (Monday)?

Prediction = 2 - 1 to Chelsea with Vidic getting sent off and Lampard scoing a penalty.
Actual = 1 - 1 with about 9 yellow cards.
Dream = 9 - 0 Chelsea, ending with Ferguson signing over Rooney (after a crazy bet he had with Carlo that we couldn't stuff them 9-0), Michael Carrick taking 'ugliest united player ever' off Luke Chadwick and Gary Neville getting shot dead by a mystery sniper.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on December 17, 2010, 09:27:52 am
Gary Neville is a xunt
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 17, 2010, 09:45:42 am
Yea, he has the most hittable face in football I think. His dad's called Neville Neville, someone has a sense of humour aye?

I also reckon Joey Barton is his bastard brother.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 17, 2010, 03:56:30 pm
I think all the football players in the EPL or superstars really are hittable .. just so arrogant haha.

Think the two most cool and humble people would be Ryan Nelsen and Gerrard, sorry Spork would say Cahill but his heads massive :P



Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 17, 2010, 04:25:26 pm
Massive and made of meat.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: LeadCollector on December 17, 2010, 08:23:09 pm
But if Chelsea sold Drogba who would win them the Oscars for best dive? :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 17, 2010, 10:05:13 pm
Exactly, thats all he be taking this year. Wont be Golden Boot! haha
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 17, 2010, 10:33:56 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1341988
But if Chelsea sold Drogba who would win them the Oscars for best dive? :P

Maybe the honours will be passed over to Arsenal, more so Chamakh, I swear everytime he is in the box he dives.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 17, 2010, 11:10:06 pm
Quote from: Spork;1342004
Quote from: LeadCollector;1341988
But if Chelsea sold Drogba who would win them the Oscars for best dive? :P

Maybe the honours will be passed over to Arsenal, more so Chamakh, I swear everytime he is in the box he dives.

I miss our resident divernaldo.....

as for Neville, well hes Uniteds Keown i guess

Stupid git...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 17, 2010, 11:10:37 pm
^^ Rooney?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 18, 2010, 12:26:51 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1341988
But if Chelsea sold Drogba who would win them the Oscars for best dive? :P

He hasn't really done that for a while now got told to cut that shit out a long time back. He was really lethal for it though but it pissed everyone off because he doesn;t need to do it.

He was never as bad as Ronaldo. Chamakh likes a dive too, except he looks like he's starting a skydive.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 18, 2010, 12:38:43 am
Oh what, Arsenal V Barca in the next stage of the CL!!!?!?! I would never have guessed..

Hate to say it, but we have to improve a fuckload if we want any chance in all hell of... Nope, no chance of the CL this year.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 18, 2010, 09:07:50 am
I'd like an upset

Heres the draw :

AS Roma (ITA) v FC Shakhtar Donetsk (UKR)
AC Milan (ITA) v Tottenham Hotspur FC (ENG)
Valencia CF (ESP) v FC Schalke 04 (GER)
FC Internazionale Milano (ITA) v FC Bayern München (GER)
Olympique Lyonnais (FRA) v Real Madrid CF (ESP)
Arsenal FC (ENG) v FC Barcelona (ESP)
Olympique de Marseille (FRA) v Manchester United FC (ENG)
FC København (DEN) v Chelsea FC (ENG)

Some mint as battles there
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 18, 2010, 10:34:28 am
Get in!!! Chelsea get lucky. Yea all over for the Gooners, Spurs might not find Milan that easy either.

Hmm Inter v Bayern might be a good game too.

Come on Marseille!!!!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 18, 2010, 11:11:01 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1342086
Get in!!! Chelsea get lucky. Yea all over for the Gooners, Spurs might not find Milan that easy either.

Hmm Inter v Bayern might be a good game too.

Come on Marseille!!!!

fat chance;)

Chelsea get lucky alright, fucking hell

and the Arse, good luck....
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 18, 2010, 12:07:42 pm
Out early, time to focus on the Carling Cup! Woo....hoo....!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 18, 2010, 12:17:15 pm
So I hear Australia have a chance of winning the Ashes this year...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 19, 2010, 10:23:30 am
no games - snow
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 19, 2010, 07:43:42 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3300931/Ryan-Shawcross-tells-Arsene-Wenger-You-wont-get-to-me.html

If he got hit by a bus I wouldn't give a crap.

It seems The Sun like to make it look as if Shawcross is the victim here, but do they not remember that he broke someones leg with a tackle that would've dented a block of steel?

'He isn't that sort of person'

I've found that when researching 'fucked up' people such as murderers and the sort, people who are quieter, are the worse.

Just because you didn't mean it, doesn't mean you couldn't have avoided it, I mean when Shawcross broke Ramsey's leg, the ball was not in a dangerous position at all, not that position of the field should mean you can break someone's leg, but it was near the bloody halfway line.

If they had given the prick a lifetime ban from even going to another soccer match, I would not find it unjust.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 19, 2010, 07:49:46 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3301033/Arsene-Wenger-feared-for-Wojciech-Szczesny-after-he-broke-both-arms.html

Now this dude, he is a champion. Both arms broken when weights fell on his arms, but that doesn't stop him.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 19, 2010, 08:13:09 pm
Quote from: Spork;1342527
[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3301033/Arsene-Wenger-feared-for-Wojciech-Szczesny-after-he-broke-both-arms.html[/url]

Now this dude, he is a champion. Both arms broken when weights fell on his arms, but that doesn't stop him.


Classic comments from the article..............

#1 fragile plastic team
#2 saves him pickin the ball out of the net,hahahahahhhaha
#3 how much more crap must we put up with from wengers gob

You have to stop reading the sun Spork :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 19, 2010, 08:14:21 pm
^ It's an interesting read, I read all of the news sites, they all suck hardcore equally, but their reactions to everything are rather funny.

I don't know of any non biased football websites with good frequent news, I usually read a few different Arsenal websites, but I prefer to read non biased news, which is what generally frustrates me about all the english tabloids.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on December 19, 2010, 08:30:25 pm
Yeah they are all as bad as each other. Oh and I hear the Aussies are a chance in the Ashes ......
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 22, 2010, 11:51:18 am
Timmyyyyyy!!

Just found out, good job by Everton.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 22, 2010, 04:00:18 pm
Read The Guardian, The Telegraph and the Independent. No point reading tabloids.

All Wenger said, after a tackle that broken a players leg was that it was a bad tackle, and unacceptable. What the fuck is this cunt crying about? Seriously?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 22, 2010, 06:49:24 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1343365
Read The Guardian, The Telegraph and the Independent. No point reading tabloids.

All Wenger said, after a tackle that broken a players leg was that it was a bad tackle, and unacceptable. What the fuck is this cunt crying about? Seriously?

Yea, although it is possible that they are making it all up about Shawcross as well.. I just don't get it, they don't give a fuck about Ramsay, who could easily have had a career ending injury, if not an injury which severely damages it.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 22, 2010, 08:32:21 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/9310008.stm

'Messi & Ronaldo set for Emirates'

Don't click the link, it's all confirmed, Wenger got sick of waiting for the young guns to get into it, and has splashed out big!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 22, 2010, 11:21:39 pm
GO PORTUGAL! be a mean game
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: camy205 on December 23, 2010, 11:47:06 pm
That's gonna be a wicked game!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 26, 2010, 10:35:42 am
Van Der Sar off at end of season
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 28, 2010, 12:36:53 pm
Stick that up your cunt R3DM@N
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2010, 01:26:08 pm
BOOYAH!!

Fantastic game, I was settled with the 1-0 win, but 3-1! Get on it!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 28, 2010, 01:40:02 pm
mighty chelski eh

as much as i dislike both teams, i have to admit i prefer that result to the reverse!

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2010, 01:42:55 pm
The league is ours to be won, once MAN U crumble as they will inevitably do.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: LeadCollector on December 28, 2010, 01:43:35 pm
Best outcome though would have been a stadium colapse with no survivors :P

Van der Sar off and according to the rumour mill Ferg to offer rediculous doh for Reina?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 28, 2010, 01:47:17 pm
Quote from: Spork;1344664
The league is ours to be won, once MAN U crumble as they will inevitably do.

Ah spork, if you believe that i have some magic beans i can sell you....

EDIT - United are being linked with so many goalies atm its not funny. Reina would be a nice pickup tho, but would the Scousers sell, or would he want to come instead of going back to spain?

will be interesting anyway, Van Der Sar has been good for us, after the "interesting" times of Barthez, Bosnich and SHUDDER Taibi.

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: LeadCollector on December 28, 2010, 02:44:40 pm
Liverpool will have little option if the price is right. The numbnut in charge wants the money for a defender when all the fans know they need a decent replacement for Alonso who through lack of foresight they let slip away. I personally would like to see more options up front, trim some of the over paid fat and get players who actually want to play the game in.

Bring back Hyypia :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 28, 2010, 03:39:36 pm
I just prey they dont take Cesar/Reina or the mighty Eduardo :D

Good to see Arsenal bringing it this season, Chelsea just looked awful and i mean awful.
Its just looking like Ray Wilkins depature was the end of Chelsea this season at least
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on December 28, 2010, 04:20:41 pm
Quote from: Spork;1344664
The league is ours to be won, once MAN U crumble as they will inevitably do.

Of course cos Man U have a history of crumbling
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2010, 05:02:14 pm
I know, so all we need to do is wait, and when they do, as they always do, Arsenal will pounce.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 28, 2010, 05:54:55 pm
Quote from: Spork;1344695
I know, so all we need to do is wait, and when they do, as they always do, Arsenal will pounce.

BEANS! 50 dollars a bean, guarenteed magic

lead - Hyypia was quality, and i agree, you have got to have players who want to play for the team in the end, shame so many are just mercinaries these days

Redman - is funny that when wilkins left the consensus was it was not a negative move by many, seems it may have hurt your team in the mid run. Wilkins is an ex united player too so cant hate the guy, even if hes made some duff choices of employer;)

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 28, 2010, 09:50:46 pm
It wasnt negative move by management/$$ before brains crew..

It was the worst decision ever and he'll be laughing now. Just hope we can get our shit together because I'm done finding excuses for this bad run - first was Essien/Lampard/Terry injuries, 2nd was just plain form and now im hanging on to Wilkins haha

Chelsea still on top of the world on my FIFA 11 :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2010, 09:56:28 pm
If you are looking for excuses, I've used every one possible in the last few seasons.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 28, 2010, 10:24:55 pm
Say that when Arsenal are on top with 5 point lead and one week in hand :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2010, 10:38:40 pm
[video]iz6TCSQP8Ew[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 29, 2010, 08:02:02 am
Love this chant bro :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YKSkvGM61Y

Probably the best moment in football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfgqi-UahE8&feature=fvw

..two teams singing together haha!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 29, 2010, 09:05:12 am
That chant comes straight from the Arsenal Podcast with Alan Davies. The ALEX DIMITRI SONG BILLLLLLONG, PLAYS THE HOLDING ROLE, SCORES THE OCCASIONAL GOAL chant is awesome too.

As is the Eboue chant done to 7 Nation Army
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 29, 2010, 04:53:18 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1344779
Say that when Arsenal are on top with 5 point lead and one week in hand :P

Or.. Perhaps just a 3 point lead and no games in hand as is Man U at the moment.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 29, 2010, 04:57:48 pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3321732/Happy-Blue-Year-as-Manchester-City-march-on.html

Ah, the brilliance of The Sun.

Someone forgot to tell City that they have played two more games than everyone else.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 29, 2010, 05:05:09 pm
Quote from: Spork;1344917
[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3321732/Happy-Blue-Year-as-Manchester-City-march-on.html[/url]

Ah, the brilliance of The Sun.

Someone forgot to tell City that they have played two more games than everyone else.


but Spork, its Citeh! that doesnt count!

in case i forget happy new year all the soccer thread regulars:)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 29, 2010, 05:06:18 pm
AH, of course, they will probably pay someone to erase the other two games that the rest of the table need to play.

Also, yes, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 29, 2010, 05:08:39 pm
Quote from: Spork;1344921
AH, of course, they will probably pay someone to erase the other two games that the rest of the table need to play.

Also, yes, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.

isnt that how it works in italy?

also fucking bowyer, i knew i didnt like him for a reason, he is an ex leeds and newcastle boy and i have a hatred for both those teams above almost all others...

especially Newcastle.....cunts
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 29, 2010, 05:14:38 pm
Same old Fergie, always crying, I swear when ever he loses he always blames the ref, or the grass, or the temperature, or the ball, or what ever else he can think of.

;)

Don't worry, I'll be brought back down to earth when Wigan thrash us tonight.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 29, 2010, 05:16:17 pm
Quote from: Spork;1344925
Same old Fergie, always crying, I swear when ever he loses he always blames the ref, or the grass, or the temperature, or the ball, or what ever else he can think of.

;)

Don't worry, I'll be brought back down to earth when Wigan thrash us tonight.

just like wenger:) why theyre the two best in the league, doubt many outsiders like them, but they create the "us against the world" attitude that works so well....

why i never mind him doing it really, now wenger on the other hand....lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 29, 2010, 05:19:20 pm
I was actually thinking of Wenger when writing all that stuff, Wenger complains a crapload.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 29, 2010, 05:30:33 pm
they both do the same thing imo...but i think thats why they do it

that and not being able to handle a loss or draw;)

on the brighter side of things, coming up THIRTY FIVE YEARS between trophies for CITEH

Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 29, 2010, 05:41:11 pm
I don't care about how much Wenger, or any manager complains, as long as it's about something simple like losing a game because of an 'offside' or what ever.

What I don't like is when playing complain about stuff like this Shawcross bloke.

What I do like is seeing Balotelli getting home sick.. Tevez getting home sick.. Any city player getting home sick.

And news articles about Drogba, Lampard, and Terry getting old.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on December 30, 2010, 11:00:17 am
Can forgive Wenger when he starts moaning this time, that was a shocker.

Great result though :)

Well done Wolves also
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 30, 2010, 11:18:00 am
I haven't seen it yet, well I saw the first half, and the red card, but what happened?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on December 30, 2010, 11:24:27 am
Last few minutes Defender in wall went went up with hands on chest/face and blocked ball. Definite penalty.

This is after Wigan going down to 10 men for a stupid headbut and then getting the equaliser
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 30, 2010, 11:26:23 am
Quote from: Spork;1344925
Don't worry, I'll be brought back down to earth when Wigan thrash us tonight.

I should've bet on it, although I thought they'd win.

--

I've always said it, if any team performed as bad as the refs do consistently, they would not be in the Premier League.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 31, 2010, 12:53:40 am
When will Soccer bring in a an actual appeal system? Even one call per team per game would be better than this crap. What could possibly be wrong with it? Players/ manager calls something incorrect? Boo fucking hoo, life would go on.. Is it that it will interrupt the game? Oh yea, because two deliberate handballs in the same minute (Yes I do think at least one of them was deliberate - in the wall) which none were even looked at by either ref is not interrupting the game at all...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on December 31, 2010, 01:43:50 am
i think when the british press were going on about video replay FIFA basically said "this would take too long and stop the game too much"
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on December 31, 2010, 01:50:52 am
Once or twice a game would not be a problem at all in my opinion, it'd even add a bit of excitement to it, I love it when an appeal is made in cricket, then the big screen flashes up in big red writing with 'NOT OUT'.

Soccer is just like the catholic church, once apon a time everyone saw it as being the only way to go, but due to the leaders not wanting to change the laws, a lot of people (just me as far as soccer goes) are beginning to think it's all a crock of shit.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on December 31, 2010, 08:16:37 am
Soccer is slow anyway so some video replays are gonna be sweet haha
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on December 31, 2010, 12:37:21 pm
Yeah - what annoys me is that when the margins are so close between win, draw and loss - that having a fallible system like it currently is makes no sense. Never should have been a goal for Birmingham, Wigan should not have had a penalty, and Arsenal should have had one.

This shit about it 'taking too long', is nonsense. It's replayed on Sky in seconds. It doesn't have to be used every time there is something contentious - but if neither the ref or linesman is unsure about what the players and fans are going mental about, they should just tap their ear and get told.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 01, 2011, 09:07:17 pm
[video]h7XrKK6yz_g[/video]

lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 01, 2011, 09:57:53 pm
far thats sad for football
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: imran80 on January 02, 2011, 04:55:15 am
This is wonderful,
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 02, 2011, 05:00:37 am
I completely agree reply #1400.

Would you like to buy some of my warez? PM me for bank details.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 02, 2011, 09:25:17 am
I agree
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: kilabee on January 02, 2011, 01:02:47 pm
Quote from: Spork;1345746

Would you like to buy some of my warez?

I suspect your warez all have gunners logos on them.I'll pass thanks. :P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 02, 2011, 05:22:09 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1345795
Quote from: Spork;1345746

Would you like to buy some of my warez?

I suspect your warez all have gunners logos on them.I'll pass thanks. :P

They are beautiful products, however they often lack that final bit of magic, but the latest batch or two have been pretty good.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 02, 2011, 06:02:16 pm
Ooh yea, Man City at the Emirates on Wednesday-Thursday, can't wait!

http://twitter.com/cesc4official

Now I can spend all my days following Arsenal players on twitter.. Great
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 02, 2011, 07:40:58 pm
Learn spanish a.s.a.p
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 02, 2011, 07:43:04 pm
I don't need to know Spanish to know that all he ever says in Spanish is 'I love to suck Puyols weiner'
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 02, 2011, 09:23:27 pm
(http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/5969/article134306708f379340.jpg) (http://img810.imageshack.us/i/article134306708f379340.jpg/)

----

NANANANANANANA NAS I RI.. SAM IR NAS I RI

Thanks for getting that stuck in my head, awesome chant, but yea..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 02, 2011, 11:14:56 pm
NANANANNA
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2011, 12:07:43 am
Spork Arsenal twitter update 2.0

Scensenceceny (second choice keeper)

http://twitter.com/53szczesny53

Just after the Chelsea match;

'Get in there! Great win and very important 3 points. I must admit their left side of defence was really weak though... lol 10:27 AM Dec 28th via Twitter for iPad '

love it.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2011, 02:34:49 am
Woo yea, come on AV! 5 minutes past and no goals.. It feels good broo
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2011, 03:34:48 am
wooooohhh yeaaaaaa AV! Heskeyyy
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2011, 04:24:36 am
Oh man that was an INTENSE game, absolutely loved it!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2011, 04:37:23 am
A couple of Aussie betting websites have Ancelotti paying at 1.50 to be sacked by the end of January.

I might chuck a grand on that. ;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2011, 05:14:09 am
I've got a joke for you guys.

http://forums.cfcnet.co.uk/index.php?/forum/20-chelsea-matches/

Specifically the Arsenal and AV live match threads.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 03, 2011, 09:32:44 am
Bring back Carvalho and Deco - the Portugese machines. OI!
Ray Wilkins OI!
Ballack OI!
Beletti OI!

Carlo be gone soon..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: henno on January 03, 2011, 01:23:54 pm
Quote from: Spork;1346041
I've got a joke for you guys.

[url]http://forums.cfcnet.co.uk/index.php?/forum/20-chelsea-matches/[/url]

Specifically the Arsenal and AV live match threads.

Don't count your chickens ....

"I bloody love how it was Terry who scored the winner. "
"Trust in Carlo. "
"That was an AMAZING feeling. Amazing. Definitely one of the highs of my season. Lets win this cmon!! "

then ..
"Spoke too soon. "
"Gonna vomit "
"I'm gonna throw up "



Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2011, 02:40:48 pm
Haha, I actually really liked when all the Chelsea players ran upto Carlo and had a field fuck.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 03, 2011, 04:25:44 pm
I didnt watch it. Haha a draw's better than a loss but hey i hope citeh take it so we can all cry
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2011, 04:35:08 pm
It is going to be one hell of a match, I know that. We will need to be on top form in order to win it, although it's at home, so hopefully we will take it. We did win at Manchester already..
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on January 03, 2011, 07:02:47 pm
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5918/00kbg.jpg)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2011, 07:14:12 pm
lol
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on January 04, 2011, 12:25:31 am
So, what the fuck does it take for Essien to get a card?
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: GoatSlayer on January 05, 2011, 03:36:07 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1346298
So, what the fuck does it take for Essien to get a card?

They've all been given to Lee Cattermole from Sunderland. Also Gary Neville should have been shown a straight red for his clumsy last man tackle on Dorrans from W.B.A. I cant wait to see that douche slowly fade away into the Man U reserves along with that turd Bebe
But who gives a rats arse West Ham are finally out of the relegation zone!

I'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air,
they fly so high, nearly reach the sky
then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air!
UNITED!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 05, 2011, 09:52:30 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1346298
So, what the fuck does it take for Essien to get a card?

Nothing, he always gets a Christmas card from me because he's so awesome.

Also, why all the sack Carlo talk? Ancelotti isn't to blame here. The regime in which the manager is(n't) allowed to operate at Chelsea is what's f**ked, you absolutely cannot argue with Ancelotti's pedigree but he's had to accept that's the case in the same way Mourinho didn't.
 Surely (you'd think) even Roman can see that sacking yet another decent manager really isn't the problem. It's about time we (they = the board) backed a manager for a change.

Letting Ballack, Joe Cole and Carvalho leave, promoting the youngsters too fast and sacking Butch Wilkins were all terrible calls and none of them were Ancelotti's, but they are the cards he's been dealt.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: GoatSlayer on January 06, 2011, 01:16:09 am
Could be worse, you could still have "cup specialist" Avram Grant.
Oh well he'll take us to Wembly!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 06, 2011, 11:17:22 am
Gay as aids.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 06, 2011, 11:36:36 am
well that worked out well for us...
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 06, 2011, 11:39:17 am
I think if Mancini ever retires he could become a large vehicle driving instructor, because City demonstrated perfectly how to park the bus in that game.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 06, 2011, 12:13:21 pm
Quote from: Spork;1346829
I think if Mancini ever retires he could become a large vehicle driving instructor, because City demonstrated perfectly how to park the bus in that game.

is why they will never come to anything, you need to try win those big games, they did the same against united i recall
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 06, 2011, 01:02:33 pm
Time to sell the Kalouda twins, not just them though pretty poor across the board except maybe Lampard and Ramires and of course Cech. The only way we're going to get Champions league next season is to win it this season, but we got more chance of Real gifting us Kaka.

Gotta love footy never a dull moment.....


Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on January 07, 2011, 03:44:31 pm
when are they gonna get rid of the cunt hodgson

Liverpool needs an overhaul. get rid of the useless eggs like konchesky, kuyt, skrtel and even Torres.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on January 07, 2011, 03:56:13 pm
Maybe if we mix Chelsea with Liverpool we could get 1 decent team out of it
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: LeadCollector on January 07, 2011, 04:42:40 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1347277
when are they gonna get rid of the cunt hodgson

Liverpool needs an overhaul. get rid of the useless eggs like konchesky, kuyt, skrtel and even Torres.

Keep Kuyt! get rid of all mentioned above bar Kuyt and for fuck sake ship Lucas back to Brazil, Ngog to the moon and give Babel 5 games to return to the form he was originally bought for.
Torres although still rated one of the best in the world has mental issues or hates the club! Since his injury so holds back from challenges, doesnt chase loose ball and pulls out of half decent opportunities :(
Would like to see who they target for the transfer window before deciding on Hogdson. He inherited a bunch of over paid under skilled twats and has not had a real opportunity to build the team he would ideally like. Based on the performances of the 11 on the field if Hodgson can keep us out of relegation then I hink he should be knighted as I would say even Sir Alex would struggle to keep Liverpool up this season.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on January 08, 2011, 09:27:06 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1347312
Quote from: maorifulla;1347277
when are they gonna get rid of the cunt hodgson

Liverpool needs an overhaul. get rid of the useless eggs like konchesky, kuyt, skrtel and even Torres.

Keep Kuyt! get rid of all mentioned above bar Kuyt and for fuck sake ship Lucas back to Brazil, Ngog to the moon and give Babel 5 games to return to the form he was originally bought for.
Torres although still rated one of the best in the world has mental issues or hates the club! Since his injury so holds back from challenges, doesnt chase loose ball and pulls out of half decent opportunities :(
Would like to see who they target for the transfer window before deciding on Hogdson. He inherited a bunch of over paid under skilled twats and has not had a real opportunity to build the team he would ideally like. Based on the performances of the 11 on the field if Hodgson can keep us out of relegation then I hink he should be knighted as I would say even Sir Alex would struggle to keep Liverpool up this season.

Kuyt is a bit of the boil but i suppose i agree. He plays with heart in a heartless team LOL. Torres has been absolute shit aye and personally if he wants out that should let him go. In saying that I think he is loyal to the club and follows in Reina's footsteps. If Reina left, Torres would follow

I fuckin hate Lucas and Glen Johnson is turning into a lazy prick

Quote from: SteddieEddie;1347285
Maybe if we mix Chelsea with Liverpool we could get 1 decent team out of it

Torres and Drogba
Gerrard and Lampard
Essien and Merieles
the whole Chelsea backline LOL

I wouldnt say no
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 09, 2011, 03:43:44 am
If you guys are looking for players, I have compiled a list which I would happily sell off at cheap prices.

Arshavin
Bendtner
DENILSON (FREE, Will pay you to take him)
Squallaci

I will combine postage if requested.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 09, 2011, 03:50:23 am
I believe I just had a heart attack, that was intense and a fucking half, there was probably a very thick vein protruding out the side of my head for the last 10 minutes of that match.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 09, 2011, 03:51:49 am
Oh yea, if you buy the above listed players within the next 12 hours, I will throw in 50,000+ 'fans' whom are in reasonable condition, except for the fact that they have lost the ability to cheer on their team.
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: maorifulla on January 09, 2011, 08:50:46 am
hahahaha Spork.... I think we were actually linked to Bendtner for a short period

good news for us this morning

that cunt roy is outta here
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: LeadCollector on January 09, 2011, 04:47:43 pm
Long live King Kenny :)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 09, 2011, 07:23:17 pm
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=310032&cc=3436

HAH
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: SteddieEddie on January 10, 2011, 08:17:53 am
bittersweet result for me with Chelsea V Ipswich. I used to follow Ipswich in the 80's but after moving to London and living opp Stanford Bridge I changed to them.

Anyway good to see Chelsea score some goals
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 10, 2011, 11:02:03 am
More goals than they've scored in the last 7 games combined? ;)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 10, 2011, 11:35:24 am
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2230/16451448730537300210438.jpg) (http://img255.imageshack.us/i/16451448730537300210438.jpg/)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Wandarah on January 10, 2011, 12:43:37 pm
(http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n533/adexkola/2yvtelt.jpg)
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 10, 2011, 01:38:17 pm
Quote from: Spork;1348352
([url]http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2230/16451448730537300210438.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://img255.imageshack.us/i/16451448730537300210438.jpg/[/url])


let the tears begin!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: LeadCollector on January 10, 2011, 02:07:41 pm
Everyone knows Howard is Fergies fluffer, why keep reminding us all?





:P
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 10, 2011, 04:34:17 pm
how ive missed Dalglish and his happy attitude to everything!

(kinda like fergie :o)

all the more reason to win now!
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: Spork on January 11, 2011, 03:03:31 am
Heres one for you redman

[video]yR2gqNdpjZ4[/video]
Title: Re: Soccer Thread
Post by: R3DM@N on January 11, 2011, 11:00:38 am
Fark yeah finally a good one, but Nasri is still awesome when its a stadium full

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwp9vtWPiJY
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 13, 2011, 11:20:38 am
I swear I read only a little while ago that Arsenal are in the Premierleague.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 13, 2011, 12:14:33 pm
Blackpool... FFS *slams door*
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 13, 2011, 12:19:14 pm
Maybe we should just combine the 'top 6' sides of the EPL and we might be able to be nearly as decent as any one of those top teams at their best.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on January 13, 2011, 01:49:39 pm
Holy fucking shit Arsenal were fucking awful. My god, this close to silverware....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 13, 2011, 08:38:17 pm
Thats why Carling Cup/FA Cup are so awesome
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 15, 2011, 07:09:54 pm
Hmm.

Man U V Spurs.

Man U wins, it is going to be difficult to not have them win the title.

Spurs win and Man City will go top legitimately I think, and NOBODY wants that.

EDIT: HMm, actually no this game tonight is the first game which Spurs can win and I will be fine with it. Ever.

If Spurs win now, and Arsenal beat stoke in the game which was postponed, then we will be top.. If Man U lose their game to whom ever... Blackpool?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 15, 2011, 07:27:48 pm
When Walcott said he hurt his hand in training a while back, he was actually taking about RSI.

http://yfrog.com/h7ic7tgj

What geeks, playing FIFA.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on January 15, 2011, 08:09:02 pm
Quote from: Spork;1350540
Hmm.

Man U V Spurs.

Man U wins, it is going to be difficult to not have them win the title.

Spurs win and Man City will go top legitimately I think, and NOBODY wants that.

EDIT: HMm, actually no this game tonight is the first game which Spurs can win and I will be fine with it. Ever.

If Spurs win now, and Arsenal beat stoke in the game which was postponed, then we will be top.. If Man U lose their game to whom ever... Blackpool?

 

Grasp at straws much  :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 15, 2011, 08:16:27 pm
Or..

If every one of the currently top 4 teams loses every game for the rest of the season, Chelsea will probably do worse, so yea, I fancy Arsenal's chances better. ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 15, 2011, 09:23:25 pm
it is Blackpool we have in hand

We always seem to do ok against Spurs for some reason...so fingers crossed that continues, as for wishing Spurs to win, WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT:)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 15, 2011, 09:36:21 pm
Haha I said I'd live with not, I'm not wishing for it.

I'm hoping both teams go on a killing spree (of only the deserving opposing fans)and are rejected from the EPL because of it.

Somehow taking Man City with you.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on January 15, 2011, 10:32:50 pm
Quote from: Spork;1350540
Hmm.

Man U V Spurs.

Man U wins, it is going to be difficult to not have them win the title.

Spurs win and Man City will go top legitimately I think, and NOBODY wants that.

EDIT: HMm, actually no this game tonight is the first game which Spurs can win and I will be fine with it. Ever.

If Spurs win now, and Arsenal beat stoke in the game which was postponed, then we will be top.. If Man U lose their game to whom ever... Blackpool?

Love ifs :)
If my aunty had balls she'd be my uncle

Man City will never be top legitimatly.

If the unthinkable happend and United lose will still have 2 games in hand on City   and would be one point behind
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 16, 2011, 04:16:28 am
^^ Who invited David Seaman?

--

Manchester Ci.. Who? Yea I think I've heard of him, when we next play I will show him the league trophy just so he knows who is best.

Manchester City   0 : 1   Wolves    MC
      12' Nenad Milijas
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Speakman on January 16, 2011, 04:16:28 am
You again
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 17, 2011, 05:15:58 pm
Hmm, two points pulled back on Manu, I am beginning to see the light.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 17, 2011, 07:45:02 pm
Yea great result, bit of a bullshit second yellow though for Rafael....haha.




Yea I know, Chelsea are out of it :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 17, 2011, 08:50:09 pm
So if you believe that, who do you believe will win the title and why?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 17, 2011, 11:35:20 pm
Well I don't want to believe it but I simply can't see us doing a double over Scumchester which is what we have to do to stand any chance. So I'd say Arsenal will fall away like they always do and Man Utd will nick it. I just don't think City are quite there yet.

1. United
2. Citeh
3. Chelsea
4. Arsenal

3 and 4 could be either way though.

After watching Blackburn I definitely think we need to give Sturridge more of a go and bench Drogba and Essien, both are being pretty ineffective atm and Sturridge seems to be keen as. Heard he scored 5 in the reserves game beofre the Ipswich match. Not seeing enough of Kakuta and I think McEachran can sit in the holding role. If the league really has gone then what do we have to lose? Be interesting to see what difference (if any) Pienaar makes. Not over yet but seeing Spurs hold ManU this morning keeps it interesting.

I don't think anyone's been awesome this season so anything could happen.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 18, 2011, 12:16:47 am
Yea, all of the top teams have been shit as shit can shit to be honest.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on January 18, 2011, 04:54:28 pm
Yet united are still unbeaten, can't see them slipping up but hey you never know
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 18, 2011, 05:07:51 pm
Citeh need to die, few loses be quite good
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 18, 2011, 05:55:15 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1351502
Yet united are still unbeaten, can't see them slipping up but hey you never know

They still have a lot of tough games to come though, have to play away to all the top teams.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 18, 2011, 09:43:14 pm
They got Chelsea 2x
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 18, 2011, 09:58:12 pm
Yea, but I'm talking about games against sides who have a chance for the title. ;)

Haha, hopefully Chelsea will come good now. .But not too good!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 19, 2011, 06:56:15 pm
Lol Spork

Man U's away form has been poor, unbeaten means fk all and it won't last. They will get beat at the bridge

There, I said it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on January 19, 2011, 10:25:36 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1352195
Lol Spork

Man U's away form has been poor, unbeaten means fk all and it won't last. They will get beat at the bridge

There, I said it.

Bless you
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 19, 2011, 10:27:29 pm
Man U will lose at least three games this season.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 19, 2011, 11:10:22 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1352272
Bless you

More like pity him, I think Judge may have slipped of his meds :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 20, 2011, 12:25:22 pm
To think I was worried about Leeds.. Haha
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on January 20, 2011, 08:03:05 pm
I was concerned too - but yeah, pretty comprehensive. I don't know if the same holds for Ipswich - I hope so, it's our best route to silverware.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 21, 2011, 12:19:15 pm
Surely the fact that the game V Ipswich is the last game before the final will give them enough motivation to do well.

It's at the Emirates too isn't it? Surely we will at least get lucky.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 23, 2011, 09:49:06 am
Citeh lose and United win, excellent!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on January 23, 2011, 10:55:56 am
Liverpool won one! time for a second half resurgence under the new manager
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 23, 2011, 11:12:44 am
^What he said!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 23, 2011, 03:40:22 pm
Hell yes, great weekend of results. Only bad thing is United won! :P

Second now, so all we can hope is that one team will beat United before we do.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: toofast on January 23, 2011, 06:30:07 pm
Depressing watching collingwood. Just drop him already.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 23, 2011, 07:01:11 pm
Should have seen RVP last night, could have scored a double hat trick.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 23, 2011, 07:02:09 pm
Quote from: Spork;1353429
Hell yes, great weekend of results. Only bad thing is United won! :P

Second now, so all we can hope is that one team will beat United before we do.

nice to always be in your thoughts spork:):)

Thought both our teams put in a good performance tbh, good results, at the time theyre needed
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 23, 2011, 07:05:04 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1353483
nice to always be in your thoughts spork:):)

Thought both our teams put in a good performance tbh, good results, at the time theyre needed

True, but I honestly do think Arsenal NEED the title more than United, but not sure if we deserve it.

If United really do go unbeaten throughout, then I do not see them not winning it. Although I think it will be very close.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 23, 2011, 07:21:52 pm
dont doubt our desire tho, you will well know you cant get enough of the taste of winning

TBH its becoming a 2 horse race, with who i consider our main rivals of the last 15 years
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 23, 2011, 07:23:46 pm
Which is something that I really like, I've always considered Man U and Arsenal to be the two big guns of the EPL, there are other teams who come and go, but MU and ARSL are the teams which will always be up there.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 23, 2011, 07:26:48 pm
agreed, why i never want to miss a game between the two of us, something WILL always happen
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 23, 2011, 07:32:31 pm
Yep, although in previous seasons I have pretty well known that we didn't have a chance, I always loved to watch our games, as there was just something about them which separated them from the rest.

Although the next game I believe will be huge if our current players stay on form as they are.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 23, 2011, 07:49:38 pm
certainly got your stuff together better than the last few years, is good to see, just not TOO good to see of course:)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 23, 2011, 08:40:13 pm
Oh get a room you two!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 23, 2011, 08:43:05 pm
as long as Chelsea take 3rd i'll be happy - get rid of Man Shitty
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 23, 2011, 09:02:11 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1353512
as long as Chelsea take 3rd i'll be happy - get rid of Man Shitty

I don't mind Chelsea, but the more teams in the running there are, the more the title has to be shared around, so sticking with Man U and Arsenal is good TBH. ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 24, 2011, 06:08:55 pm
Im hoping we get Luis Suarez withing the next 48 hours. He will be a nice partner for torres and can also play back up for pepe reina in goal LOL
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on January 24, 2011, 06:35:00 pm
What about this for a tackle.Ban this filthy prick from the game.They say poorly timed but I think he timed it perfectly for what he was trying to do. Reminds me of Roy Keane. He has history of this shit to.

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/aussies-abroad/news/761595/Muscat-pays-for-tackle[/url]

Dude almost had to amputate his leg FFS.No place for cocks like this in the game.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 24, 2011, 09:00:59 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1353752
Im hoping we get Luis Suarez withing the next 48 hours. He will be a nice partner for torres and can also play back up for pepe reina in goal LOL

remember his role at the world cup tho, was pretty dirty...felt bad for Ghana tbh

having said that, him and forlan made a good strike pairing so could be a good pick up for you lot
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 24, 2011, 09:12:28 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1353767
What about this for a tackle.Ban this filthy prick from the game.They say poorly timed but I think he timed it perfectly for what he was trying to do. Reminds me of Roy Keane. He has history of this shit to.

Video

[url]http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/aussies-abroad/news/761595/Muscat-pays-for-tackle[/url]

Dude almost had to amputate his leg FFS.No place for cocks like this in the game.

 
Yep, horrible player, always has been, should have been banned from the sport long ago.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on January 25, 2011, 05:10:18 pm
Rampant Chelsea up their goal diff by 4 goals.

Things are looking up
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 25, 2011, 07:10:57 pm
I'll come back when Chelsea have a few mores win then we discuss :p

Drogba's goal was mean tho
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 25, 2011, 08:42:29 pm
Who did you play? I don't think I've even heard of them before.... ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 25, 2011, 11:18:31 pm
Bolton, you beat them 4-1, you should follow your team more :)
Much needed result, they came out guns blazing but their defence backed off Drogs and boom game on from 25 yards. They were always going to fancy themselves against us but after the first goal we controlled the game, few hairy moments but Cech solid as always has never conceeded to Bolton ever.
Good to see Drogs imposing himself and getting up the noses of the defenders. Man Utd hasn't put 4 past anyone away from home in the league this season.
So we just gotta win all our games, do the double over Scumchester plus they need to slip up at least twice, easy. ;p

Looking like we might have to break the bank to get Luiz though Benfica are not budging.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 25, 2011, 11:22:59 pm
Yea, I hope Chelsea do sort of well now, at least do really well for that match V united which is coming up soon, and then again later this season.

Also, not sure if they have already, but if they beat Money City then that's good too.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 25, 2011, 11:27:23 pm
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Leeds-Arsenal-Football-jokes-Top-10-funny-things-we-learned-from-watching-FA-Cup-Andrey-Arshavin-restarts-Russian-space-programme-Leeds-smuggle-Shaun-Wright-Phillips-in-on-loan-Arsenal-progress-to-FIFTH-round-by-Dan-Silver-article677055.html

Found this quite funny.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 26, 2011, 06:37:23 pm
Was it foolhardy of Ian Holloway to take off a midfielder and stick on a striker (Marlon Harewood no less) when Man Utd started to come back. Most managers of lesser clubs would have tried to park the bus but no, not Ian, he went for it. Good on him, pity his team were all out of Steam by then.

Had Man U on the ropes there for a good while and could have done Chelsea a massive favour.

Also in the news Andy Gray sacked for being....well Andy Gray really....no more annoyingly piss poor commentary from that twat for FIFA 12 then YAY!! I think I'll have a pint or 2 to celebrate.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 26, 2011, 10:10:46 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1354539
Was it foolhardy of Ian Holloway to take off a midfielder and stick on a striker (Marlon Harewood no less) when Man Utd started to come back. Most managers of lesser clubs would have tried to park the bus but no, not Ian, he went for it. Good on him, pity his team were all out of Steam by then.

Had Man U on the ropes there for a good while and could have done Chelsea a massive favour.

Also in the news Andy Gray sacked for being....well Andy Gray really....no more annoyingly piss poor commentary from that twat for FIFA 12 then YAY!! I think I'll have a pint or 2 to celebrate.

+1 on the Andy Gray FIFA 12 thing, he annoys me in those games no end

and was a good game, Blackpool took it to us, unlike some "big" clubs we have played this year *cough* citeh *cough*

Holloways been a breath of fresh air this year, his comments are usually worth listening to, even if for amusements sake;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 26, 2011, 11:14:24 pm
yea he's class,

There was no way you weren't going to get back into it at some point. I never thought Blackpool would do aswell as they did especially with Charlie Adams being unsettled by Liverpool, but they are an attacking side that play with heart, unlike West Ham who just can't be @rsed.
 I read an article saying that all the players were singing 'you'll never walk alone' when Charlie Adam walked in the dressing room. A true team spirit is very evident there and they clearly know that it's probably going to be too good an offer and Holloway is just trying to get a decent price for him. They will certainly miss him, he's involved in everything even smashing Patrick Evra's face with his back????

some classic Holloway

“He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” – talking about Cristiano Ronaldo.

“Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.” – on veteran striker Paul Furlong.

“It was a bit cheeky wasn’t it? But I don’t think it was that bad. It would have been worse if he’d turned round and dropped the front of his shorts instead. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a couple of butt cheeks personally. (…) If anybody’s offended by seeing a backside, get real. Maybe they’re just jealous that he’s got a real nice tight one, with no cellulite or anything.” – on Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton mooning Everton fans

“To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee” – on the “ugly” win against Chesterfield. This is perhaps Holloway’s most famous quote.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 27, 2011, 02:54:29 am
http://soundcloud.com/bobby-2/van-pers
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 27, 2011, 02:11:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff4vU2tqyko
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 29, 2011, 12:05:40 am
can't see it but funny if it did.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1351275/Liverpool-reject-35m-bid-Chelsea-Fernando-Torres.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 29, 2011, 12:28:12 am
ah well gotta try these things :P CHELSEA DOESNT NEED MORE STRIKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! need some bloody defence
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2011, 12:50:00 am
Well Torres hasn't been scoring this season so I guess they thought he must have been converted.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 29, 2011, 08:24:19 am
haha thats true.. although id take Torres over Kalou/Anelka anyday
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 29, 2011, 09:14:51 am
ohhh yeahhhh Suarez yeahh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z879RseLee4
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 29, 2011, 11:56:14 am
Yea done deal Suarez, looks like Chelsea's bid for Luiz has hit a wall but Torres asks Liverpool to reconsider.... wtf... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1351387/Fernando-Torres-asks-Liverpool-consider-Chelseas-audacious-35m-bid.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2011, 04:40:10 pm
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6706894,00.html

Hell yes, I was worried that once Alpoonia was fit again, he would be back in the side. Chesney will be the next Seaman.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2011, 04:46:11 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1355306
Yea done deal Suarez, looks like Chelsea's bid for Luiz has hit a wall but Torres asks Liverpool to reconsider.... wtf... [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1351387/Fernando-Torres-asks-Liverpool-consider-Chelseas-audacious-35m-bid.html[/url]

 
Ouch, I really don't think Torres would be good at Chelsea..

Actually, he will dominate, but I was hoping Chelsea will be relegated sometime soon. :P
That Suarez looks awesome, although pointing to/ kissing the badge.. Hate it when players do that, Cesc was doing it last season in the midst of the Barca crap, I was convinced that he was going to leave then.
Title: Torres the bastard LOL
Post by: maorifulla on January 29, 2011, 04:50:13 pm
yeah Torres has handed in a transfer request. People are going off on the Liverpool Forums but I see it as an opportunity.

Torres doesnt look happy and is under performing at l'pool at that moment and maybe we should get the maximum amount being offered by Roman at the moment (45 million pounds)

i reckon we use that money to buy Ashley Young from Villa, Charlie Adam from Blackpool, Shawcross from Stoke and save some funds for summer and making a bid on another top class striker e.g Aguero or Lukaku

I think they are trying the grab sturrage as part of the deal but maybe play some hardball and get Anelka + 40 mill LOL. I reckon roman is that desperate

LFC will move on from this
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2011, 05:19:55 pm
Quote
Shawcross

I no longer like liverpool.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 29, 2011, 06:23:55 pm
lol. we need a back to replace carra and to move Johnson to the mid. i heard he was one of the toughest in the league.

dont hate us. hate chelsea lol

we will all have to deal with a Torres / Drogba front pairing by the looks

Torres neds to go because as soon as he handed his transfer request in he became a traitor
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2011, 06:35:06 pm
I don't mind Chelsea at this moment, if they hold off from bouncing back until next season with the exception of beating Man U twice, and maybe City once(I think they still have to play once?) then I'll be happy.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 29, 2011, 08:56:51 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1355394
yeah Torres has handed in a transfer request. People are going off on the Liverpool Forums but I see it as an opportunity.

Torres doesnt look happy and is under performing at l'pool at that moment and maybe we should get the maximum amount being offered by Roman at the moment (45 million pounds)

i reckon we use that money to buy Ashley Young from Villa, Charlie Adam from Blackpool, Shawcross from Stoke and save some funds for summer and making a bid on another top class striker e.g Aguero or Lukaku

I think they are trying the grab sturrage as part of the deal but maybe play some hardball and get Anelka + 40 mill LOL. I reckon roman is that desperate

LFC will move on from this

If a player doesnt wanna be there, may as well get some value from it eh

Plus if hes not playing that well for the last wee while, youll get someone who will pay for the name yknow? so may as well cash in

Enough players will still wanna go to liverpool to get some reasonable replacements
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2011, 09:33:06 pm
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11667_6646908,00%20en-USS_01DBC.html
http://i.imgur.com/Vj1XC.jpg
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2011, 10:23:13 pm
DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE BOTHERED BY YUCKY STUFF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIWWYOqG_9s

DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE BOTHERED BY YUCKY STUFF!

Gross, but what the hell, he stands up and complains to the 4th official? Almost made me laugh.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 30, 2011, 01:11:27 pm
I just read on the daily mail that Torres will be released to Chelsea for 50 million + Anelka

Im pretty happy with that. Anelka is no mug and 50 Mill can be used to strengthen our squad. I can see good days ahead.

Get Anelka and Luis Suarez up front for stoke and lets the fun begin

Im moved on from that traitor sook whore torres LOL
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 30, 2011, 01:15:05 pm
here it is (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1351802/Sulky-Torres-join-Chelsea-50m-Anelka-rejoin-Liverpool-record-deal.html)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 30, 2011, 03:43:15 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1355636
I just read on the daily mail that Torres will be released to Chelsea for 50 million + Anelka

Im pretty happy with that. Anelka is no mug and 50 Mill can be used to strengthen our squad. I can see good days ahead.

Get Anelka and Luis Suarez up front for stoke and lets the fun begin

Im moved on from that traitor sook whore torres LOL

IF hes already checked out mentally, may as well sell him

RE Ronaldo with United

ya move on

Anelka must have played for half the Premier League now lol

after having checked, no, just Arsenal, Liverpool, Citeh, Bolton and Chelsea, with visits to Real, PSG and fenerbahce

guy never stays anywhere!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 30, 2011, 03:56:39 pm
Glory Hunter..... But then why is he going to Liverpool?

Also, what news article was it which said that Liverpool need to get rid of the sulking Torres.. I thought Anelka was the original Le Sulk?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 30, 2011, 03:57:09 pm
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=le+sulk

LOL
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 30, 2011, 04:55:12 pm
Torres isn't worth 50M, I read a report that Sturridge may be offered instead of Anelka. That would annoy me as that's a step back IMO. Where are we going to play Torres anyway? Who goes wide, neither are going to like that...you don't pay 50 mill then stick the player on the bench...unless you're Real buying Kaka I guess.

Wanted Luiz more tbh, now they are talking about Gary Cahill...

I bet we get no one.

If Torres stays at Liverpool he better be awesome because that move won't have won him any mates at Anfield.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 30, 2011, 05:04:10 pm
As if Chelsea would trade off Sturridge, I would say he looks very promising if he wasn't a Chelsea player. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 30, 2011, 05:30:10 pm
few places reporting it, I'd be surprised but it's not Ancelotti calling the shots it's Roman's toy.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/chelsea-to-net-16345m-torres-2198427.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 30, 2011, 07:47:07 pm
Sturridge is awesome ay, have him over Anelka anyday. I'll believe it when i see the offical transfer :P

I think Chelsea should be trying to get defence and some more attacking centres and get rid of Obi Mikel
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 31, 2011, 01:38:15 am
Samir has done his hamstring. :'(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 31, 2011, 02:50:45 am
I was about ready to post this image.

(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/3523/856184565368046.jpg) (http://img841.imageshack.us/i/856184565368046.jpg/)

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Then Captain Fucking Cesc Fabulous Fabregas flew in to save the day.

That was way too close.. Against HUDDERSFIELD! I mean, I actually had never heard of them before.

I guess we did well to finish off the game with 9 players against a league 2? Team who were actually playing quite well.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 31, 2011, 02:26:27 pm
Quote from: Spork;1355665
[url]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=le+sulk[/url]

LOL


yeah i heard we are just taking straight cash so Chelsea will have Le sulk and El Sulk playing together by the looks LOL

theres some crazy rumours going on that Liverpool are preparing the sale and a last minute raid on Young from Villa, Adam from B'pool and possible summer moves for either Andy Carrol or Sergio Aguero LOL

Fernando who??
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 31, 2011, 02:28:44 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1355920
Fernando who??

 
Alonso?

Or that nub who plays for Barca? Isn't there a Fernando over there? Surely there must be.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 31, 2011, 04:29:48 pm
Quote from: Spork;1355921
Alonso?

Or that nub who plays for Barca? Isn't there a Fernando over there? Surely there must be.

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 31, 2011, 04:30:54 pm
Quote from: Spork;1355921
Alonso?

Or that nub who plays for Barca? Isn't there a Fernando over there? Surely there must be.

 
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 01, 2011, 08:46:57 am
got Carroll from Newcastle for 35mill this morning. Bit much but gotta replace Torres the fairy

but apparently Carroll and Suarez may not be fit for the game on monday at Stamford Bridge

I want skrtel to kick torres's face in
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2011, 11:42:15 am
I think Carroll will do well for Liverpool.

The whole not being fir for the Bridge is a bit worrying though.

Should have taken the money from Chelsea then broken Torres right leg.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 01, 2011, 11:56:57 am
Quote from: Spork;1356158
Should have taken the money from Chelsea then broken Torres right leg.

Thats what Skrtel is there for :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 01, 2011, 11:57:48 am
LOL spork

you read my mind
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2011, 01:24:11 pm
But make sure it is only a small break so that he can help Chelsea beat Man U twice and anyone else who has a chance at the title.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 01, 2011, 06:36:28 pm
Im on the fence with Torres he will either be a saviour or a scoundrel..

Sacrificing talent with Sturridge (Who i hope smashes teams when he comes out for Bolton), Luiz should be mean cause hes the most expensive defensive import in EPL now.. haha. Hopefully thats not the only two titles we take home this year hahahha!

Torres and Drogba with Kalou/Lampard and even Anelka will be a pretty mean attacking formation egos aside.

Should be an interesting end of Season :D
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 01, 2011, 07:00:37 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1356267
egos aside.


May be the sticking point
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2011, 07:10:10 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1356278
May be the sticking point

Haha, perhaps ask Mancini for some advice on egos, he has a few to handle, although it's not like Chelsea haven't gone through it all before.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 01, 2011, 08:24:06 pm
Although we spent heaps we not trying to buy the League haha! Imagine trying to coach Barcy!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 01, 2011, 08:57:52 pm
Despite the Torres departure (which was always going to happen) I am really happy with Liverpools dealing. Lets see how Stoke go first then bring on Stamford bridge on Sunday :p I bet Torres doesnt play for that one!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 01, 2011, 09:31:19 pm
Liverpool and Chelsea have been very good sports. First Joe Cole/Beyanon whatever hes shit :P and now this. I mean Liverpool got stuck in and got two mean strikers and didnt waste time with Torres
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 01, 2011, 09:37:46 pm
Which makes you think they knew something all along as they had thier two new strikers way before the Torres deal was signed sealed and delivered.
I was kinda hanging out for Adams though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2011, 10:01:56 pm
They probably made sure that they can get other options before letting Torres go.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 01, 2011, 10:09:17 pm
no doubt.... so what about Man poo's huge signing?
(http://img.skysports.com/10/10/218x298/AndersLindegaard_2514377.jpg)

I will let the picture do the talking
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 01, 2011, 10:15:38 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1356123
got Carroll from Newcastle for 35mill this morning. Bit much but gotta replace Torres the fairy

but apparently Carroll and Suarez may not be fit for the game on monday at Stamford Bridge

I want skrtel to kick torres's face in

A *bit much*, a BIT MUCH!?

What the Fuck. 35 MILLION. Hello!? He was 6th highest scorer in the fucking Championship last season, and he's had a decent half season in the Prem.

You've gone and made him the 9th most expensive player in World Football. You absolute gumball cunts.

Carroll is at this stage, a mid-table striker who has had a good season that has gotten a lot of attention because he's white, and English, and young. He may well become a good striker, but he will *never* be worth 35 fucking million pounds.

Holy *fucking* shit - what the hell is wrong with you cunts?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2011, 10:22:45 pm
^^ lol

--

Apparently Jack Wilshire posted this on his Twitter account earlier in the day;

Quote
BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: I have just moved from the sofa to my bed!!

And ESPN live transfer actually showed it on their show.

Also Nasri replied with

Quote
@jack_wilshere hahahaha well done and me i moved from my living room to my kitchen

He is moving! Maybe he has already recovered from his hamstring

[/hopefulthinking]
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 01, 2011, 11:08:09 pm
Awesome stuff, was a pretty cool end to the transfer window... I loved Harry Redknapp trying to buy Phil Neville at the last minute, the Captain of Everton for 250,000 up front then 250,000 next year and really pissed Moyes off. Haha, we all know he's barely worth it but with all the mad money flying about I bet Moyes was fuming with an offer like that...especially as he's just sold them Pienaar.

So Torres, how long was Torres meant to wait, I'd say he's been pretty loyal, hardly a traitor. This isn't the first time we've gone in for him and let's face it Liverpool have got some work to do if they want to see Champions league next season so can you really blame him? So stop the shirt burning and enjoy Andy Carroll and some change...you got 2 good strikers there....Are you sure we can't give you Anelka? Go on, he moans a bit and smells but he's ok if your not playing anyone hard.

Any idea how much was offered for Adams?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 01, 2011, 11:23:08 pm
The same guy that was kissing the badge and saying he wanted to be a Kop-Legend a few months back? Barf.

Loyalty isn't a metric that should be used at the top level. It's few players that can pull it off. Fabregas want's to move, for example, and will, but that don't stop him giving it his all for his current club. Torres really hasn't looked interested for some time.

Still, if Arsenal had 50 mil to spunk on a single player, you could do far worse than Torres.

I heard 4, then 10 for Adams.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2011, 11:33:10 pm
Kissing the badge is one that that I hate players to do.

Cesc did it last season during the Barca saga.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2011, 11:34:52 pm
Quote from: Spork;1355392
Ouch, I really don't think Torres would be good at Chelsea..

Actually, he will dominate, but I was hoping Chelsea will be relegated sometime soon. :P
That Suarez looks awesome, although pointing to/ kissing the badge.. Hate it when players do that, Cesc was doing it last season in the midst of the Barca crap, I was convinced that he was going to leave then.

 
I thought I had already recently complained about players and badge kissing. Only a couple of days ago.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 01, 2011, 11:47:52 pm
It wasn't in the midst of it - it was before it. Obviously he knew what was happening, and his gesture wasn't just a kiss - it was that, and a pointing and faux-embrace of the crowd - i.e a thank you.

At least that's how I perceived it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2011, 11:54:57 pm
But how many players have kissed the badge (ie pledging their legience to a team) and then in the next window jumped out of it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 02, 2011, 12:01:26 am
Lots, but I just think that particular one was more of a 'thank you all, sincerely, and farewell' - I could be wrong, mind, and I hate that shit - and I am of course biased toward one of the greatest Arsenal midfielders of all time.

It didn't strike me as bad as Rooneys fucking antics, for example. Or Torres.

Actually, I don't think I give to much of a shit either way. Footballers are precious little cunts, mostly, who probably have no idea what it means to someone else when they do that shit.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 02, 2011, 12:13:27 am
Yea, I do love Cesc, and I do not think he was anywhere near as evil as many people on a certain Arsenal Forum that I go on said he was, it was just one example of something which I thought was leading to disaster.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 02, 2011, 08:48:53 am
I was listening to talksport UK and some nub Arsenal fan was complaining about Arsene not buying and players

and the radio dude goes " let me ask you a question, where are you sitting on the epl table? where are you in the CL? where are you in the FA cup? where are you in the Carling Cup? Arsenal dont need players you are doing fine LOL

RVP is really starting to come back into form. I like Arsenal and would prefer if the won the EPL and even the CL.

IM hoping you can get over your big team syndrome and do it :D

as for my dearest Liverpool, i feel this is the beginning of a new era. When we get our full strength squad on the field with Carroll due back in 2 weeks I think we will have a strong finish to the season

Be good if we could pick up a win against Man U who are still the yardstick in the EPL
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 02, 2011, 09:23:01 am
If Carroll can stay out of jail he should be fine
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 02, 2011, 09:56:30 am
and play without Nolan holding his hand.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 02, 2011, 11:46:33 am
Arsenal's only major problem is defence, at the moment we have Vermaelan out injured, Squillaci suspended for three games, Koscielny one yellow card away from being suspended, and Djourou is our only CB who has no issues except for the fact that up until recently he has been more injury prone than RVP.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 02, 2011, 12:08:39 pm
Squillaci one game I thought?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 02, 2011, 02:30:47 pm
I'm sure I read somewhere that it's a 3 game?

If it's only one then I guess that is fine, but doesn't make him any more decent.. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 02, 2011, 08:32:34 pm
Damn it, why is it so hard to find last night's matches to download? Trust it to be the first match that I haven't recorded on pay TV and it's the first one not available on the internets.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 02, 2011, 10:30:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IfM1eoNVqo&feature=youtu.be
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 02, 2011, 11:24:19 pm
ever use soccerpulse forum?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 02, 2011, 11:25:29 pm
Ah, I used to use soccerpulse ages ago, but then it shutdown I think.. Guess it's back up?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 02, 2011, 11:27:01 pm
yea all new and improved
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2011, 12:46:27 am
Blargh, even the game ( arsenal v everton) on SP have glitchy audio. Oh well, a lot better than the last./
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 03, 2011, 10:53:12 am
Man Citeh, time to go back down to Relegation Zone :P Well done Birmigham and Liverpool fans be happy with win!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 03, 2011, 10:58:13 am
Fuckin A bro

Suarez goal on debut and Merelies is finally showing his full potential

bring on monday cuz
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 03, 2011, 11:05:08 am
LOL @ Citeh

GTFO
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2011, 11:24:27 am
And they have still played an extra game!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 03, 2011, 02:22:33 pm
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/234979061.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1296697101&Signature=2%2FyqfLoP%2BWz4roMG%2Bc7lsKEevDM%3D)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2011, 02:50:28 pm
Image no worky for me.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2011, 08:16:37 pm
Quote
There is no love lost between Arsenal and Barcelona over the Cesc Fabregas affair.

That's why it is always a bit galling for Arsenal supporters to hear how Barcelona's member system - where the fans all co-own the club - is the model of how a club should be run.

Now, Arsenal fans have even made their point to Government - and urged them to get involved should Barcelona start sniffing around Fabregas again this summer. Imagine that - a Government inquiry into the Fabregas transfer. Well, sort of.

The Arsenal Supporters' Trust made a presentation to a Select Committee of MPs making a report to Government on how clubs should be run and good governance within football.

Tim Payton, of the AST, said: "Arsenal fans are sick of hearing Barcelona promoted as a role model of how a club should be run.

"Barcelona is owned by its supporters but sadly this does not mean they act with any decorum or in the long-term interests of the game.

"Not only do they blatantly tap up other club's players, they do so using funds generated from excessive debt or television deals that distort the Spanish league.

"This inquiry is a good opportunity to demonstrate that good governance is not just how a club is owned, but how it behaves.

"The AST has asked the Parliamentary committee to raise this issues with Uefa and make sure that in future football's rule book is applied to Barcelona as much as any other club."

The MPs visited the Emirates on Tuesday and even heard from Arsène Wenger on how clubs should be run.

The AST is a shining example as it allows supporters to part-own shares, have a say on club matters and be represented at board level.

This could get interesting.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 03, 2011, 09:38:44 pm
Fabregas can't even make the national team ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2011, 09:41:34 pm
lol, thats a big thanks for winning the world cup for them.

(assisted the winning goal) :P.

But oh well, should just go to show that he should not trust his Spanish compatriots as they are all c*nts.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 03, 2011, 10:43:07 pm
Everything FIFA is a investigation and government controlled
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 04, 2011, 12:15:57 pm
Quote from: Spork;1356915
Image no worky for me.


sorry about that

take 2

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs038.snc6/166819_142977455762040_100001493588097_262501_5788229_n.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 04, 2011, 12:45:02 pm
lol nice
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 04, 2011, 07:51:54 pm
someone did good to photoshop that
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 04, 2011, 09:29:48 pm
It's probably a real photo from the training fields. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 05, 2011, 12:53:13 am
Just curious, who else here thinks that Video Refereeing should become a part of soccer?

I'm a regular on an Arsenal Forum, and pretty well everyone on there thinks there should be one, but I'm just wondering what other team's fans think of the idea, especially Man U fans, who would never win another league title if they didn't have the refs decisions every game. ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 05, 2011, 09:59:28 am
Yeah video reffing for sure...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 05, 2011, 10:23:04 am
In principle I am for some sort of technological assistance but dont want it to be to a point where the game is stopped every 2 minutes to go to the 5th video official.
A simple chip in the ball that clearly displays when the ball has crossed the line and appealing an offside ruling only if it results in a goal.

I lol'd at your man-u comment but I am afraid they would still have a 5th official in their pocket as well as having a detector on the ball which if last touched by a manpoo player would give the chip a greater tolerance :p
Manpoo will die once Fergie does, till then we wait :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 05, 2011, 10:57:53 am
I'm kind of torn. I can see both sides of this argument, and the problem for me is that you definitely take something away from football. The 'fors' will argue that what you replace it with is better, but is it?

I look at Tennis now with their technology and I think it's taken something away from the game and with Tennis you are watching 2 people who have no other contact than a ball. In Football it's 24, (I'm including the managers here) and even with video refereeing you are never going to get it right 100%, it won't catch everything and we might all be sitting there for 5 minutes waiting for an inconclusive call. Also, do you make it only for the top flight, how far down do you go? Making a Championship league team put in expensive technology is also a factor, but bad decisions made at that level are just as damaging and could make or break a club who may have got promoted into another income band but didn't because they had a goal disallowed.

For that reason, I think that goal line technology should definitely be introduced first or at least trialled, but I would say that because of the ridiculous call on Lampard's goal in the World Cup :). With such a lot at stake now, genuine goals like that one being disallowed shouldn't happen, especially in a tourney like that. I think it's worked well for Rugby, but as I'm not the worlds biggest Rugby fan I'm sure there's other opinons, but the impression I get is that it's accepted now.

 Refereeing is not only about enforcing the rules of the game but keeping it flowing and making it entertaining. Stopping for a ruling every five minutes would just add to already lengthy stoppages like injuries, substitutions, ball out of play etc and would constantly have referee's second guess themselves or worse still, inject complacency where they rely purely on the technology and literally 'take their eye off the ball'.

 I think that anything more than goal line tech would be detrimental. Some Goal line tech options are fairly low cost too and therefore available to a wider group.
In reality, who really cares that much if someone was 50mm offside, or when the ball bounced off a hand did the player gesture towards it???? Does it really make that much of a difference in the grand scheme? Those things should be left to the official's interpretation.

 Honestly, 4 referee's should be enough but the calls they make are responsible for the controvesy, excitement and some great talking points, always has been and those things make some games all the more memorable and that's what makes football what it is. Remove that, and you water it all down I think.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 05, 2011, 12:05:59 pm
I'm not talking about making decisions for throw ins and unimportant free kicks, I'm talking about stuff like the Saha offside goal against Arsenal, and that Lampard goal in the WC, and Eduardo's dive last season, the handball which disallowed Arsenal a goal when one of our players took a free kick which hit the wall (in exactly the same fashion as what Fabregas and Chamakh got done for earlier this season as well).

Important decisions only, perhaps only once or twice a game. Also, if it was up to me, I would have a fifth official (or two)who is constantly watching the game via video and as soon as there is anything controversial they make a decision about it, so then the captain/ manager of the accusing team complains, the ref buzzes straight through to the 5th official and they have an instant decision.

At the moment there is usually at least a minute or two wasted when ever something happens anyway as they players run over to either ref and shout at him, then there's usually a tussle between two players, and then it takes an extra thirty seconds for the ref to decide what the outcome is.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 05, 2011, 12:08:49 pm
I am only for it if the flow of the game is kept, no sitting around waiting for decisions, 30 seconds max on a goal ruling sort of thing. Offside im not such a huge fan of that being video reffed, need to keep a bit of the human element to it, and that means there will be far too many stoppages in the end.

As for the Man U boo boys.....tissue?

:)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 05, 2011, 12:11:33 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1357440
I am only for it if the flow of the game is kept, no sitting around waiting for decisions, 30 seconds max on a goal ruling sort of thing. Offside im not such a huge fan of that being video reffed, need to keep a bit of the human element to it, and that means there will be far too many stoppages in the end.

As for the Man U boo boys.....tissue?

:)

Human error is fine when you are refereeing an under 12s match, but when game after game after game the refs fuck up huge decisions (such as the Arsenal V Everton game) then that is too far, I would happily give up every decision which has been wrongly given to Arsenal if it means that the game is fair from now on.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 05, 2011, 12:33:32 pm
Referees need to be more accountable i think. Problem is where do you draw the line with decisions, red cards? offsides? Penalties? has the potential to get a bit much

Thing is whether we want this or not, Blatter has pretty much said its not happening, so that may be that for now
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 05, 2011, 12:54:20 pm
He said late last year that it may be a possibility, the only thing holding them back now is it is going to cost a crapload.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 05, 2011, 04:48:04 pm
cost doesn't seem to be a problem in football
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 05, 2011, 06:34:17 pm
agree with eddie, they can pay billions to players etc but they cant afford video equipment..i dont mean offisdes and shit, thats just refereeing.. but in terms of goals, im all for it especially because drogba always hits the line and goals are disallowed :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on February 06, 2011, 06:02:44 am
Quote from: Spork;1356546
Arsenal's only major problem is defence, at the moment we have Vermaelan out injured, Squillaci suspended for three games, Koscielny one yellow card away from being suspended, and Djourou is our only CB who has no issues except for the fact that up until recently he has been more injury prone than RVP.

Nothing wrong with your defence :)  Go Newcastle.  Would love to here Wenger in the dressing room after that
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 06, 2011, 09:02:24 am
Go the wolves! Upset!
Title: Woooooolllvveess!!
Post by: maorifulla on February 06, 2011, 09:42:34 am
mean wolves mean!!

WHat about the geordies LOL go newcastle LOL

oh shit cant wait for tomorrow

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs280.snc6/180845_10150174889094115_660844114_8517480_8249561_n.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 06, 2011, 10:18:38 am
Cant wait either maori! Altho cant watch it because work :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 06, 2011, 10:20:15 am
dirty old Wolves eh

Newcastle did alright too, limited the damage
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 06, 2011, 12:32:38 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1357628
Cant wait either maori! Altho cant watch it because work :(

 
OH BL. ill be watching before i head off to work
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 06, 2011, 02:58:18 pm
God fucking damn it.

Turn on TV and flicked over to the game which I had recorded, thought I had only missed 20 minutes, see a scoreline of 1-4 at 70 minutes, think 'You beauty!' log onto The Sun to check out the match report or any controversy - see how the ref fucked up this game, and see Man U lost!! 'You Beauty!!' Then I see we fucking drew 4-4.. WHAT THE HELL?? lol fucking football.

I just noticed that Man U and Arsenal have scored the same amount of goals as they have points on the table.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 06, 2011, 06:57:35 pm
Fucking hell, I just watched the game.

Ref was shit, I mean even if football had a video ref Arsenal wouldn't have enough appeals in them to be able to appeal every major wrong decision.

Goal 1: Koscielny got the ball and even if he didn't it was clearly a dive. - Not a penalty

Goal 2: Probably the only goal which was deserved from what I saw.

Goal 3: What the fuck? Are you bloody kidding me?
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/2420/mademelol.jpg) (http://img195.imageshack.us/i/mademelol.jpg/)

Even the fourth official didn't think it was a penalty.

Goal 4: Same shit applies, absolutely ridiculous, Rosicky literally puts his back up against Floppy Barton and Barton JUMPED to the ground, absolute crap. The volley goal was amazing though.

I no longer believe that video refereeing will fix these problems, there needs to be a fifth official on the pitch who punches the referees in the face when they make such bad decisions.

(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/1353/18066313888230284213113.jpg) (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/18066313888230284213113.jpg/)
35 Million pounds well spent.

Also, their goal which was called offside was onside, so it wasn't just us who got fucked over during the match.

Speaking of getting fucked, I laughed whole heartily at this;

(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2078/hahahahawg.jpg) (http://img718.imageshack.us/i/hahahahawg.jpg/)

This is a quote from a user on another forum, exactly my thoughts.
Quote
We often talk about this issue, and almost every week in the EPL there are huge decisions made by officials, which are shown, literally seconds later to us on our television sets as the wrong decision.

My biggest gripe about this is not whether decisions go against my team(Although a nuisance) but the huge amounts of money which hinge on these decisions.

How can a game (which sees transfer fees of £50 million for one player and many teams with much of their squads earning £100K+ per week) continue to be officiated in such an archaic fashion?

People will argue that overall, the wrong decisions that go for you and against you probably even out over a season, but such decisions can mean the difference between a team winning a championship, or perhaps more devastatingly, getting relegated.

West Brom have had three or four clear cut penalties denied in the last month which could have a massive impact on their season. Arsenal conceded a ludicrous offside goal against Everton in the week, which was discussed at length by a referee and the assistant and still given wrongly in Evertons favour. A referee doing his job properly today, would have a little word in Bartons ear early in the first half about his over exuberant tackling/fouling, whatever you want to call it. Perhaps he wouldn't have gone in on Diaby with a potential career ending tackle and the ref lost control of the game as a result!

I've seriously had enough of the situation now. The game is played at lightning pace and we need the technology to suit. Every other major sport is light years ahead in terms of officiating, yet our dinosaurs at FIFA don't see a problem.

What are others thoughts? Do we need such technology? If so, what do we need to make games ruled fairly and more importantly rightly?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 06, 2011, 07:12:46 pm
By the way, this is a link to the best website in the world for football downloads, they had the Arsenal match uploaded IN HD before I even woke up today, I usually have to wait until at least the late afternoon before I can even download a crappy quality version.

http://skpd-hd-football.blogspot.com/
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 06, 2011, 07:50:06 pm
Quote from: Spork;1357755
Blah blah blah arsenal blah blah blah.
Don't mean to rub you the wrong way Spork but open both eyes when watching the game.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 06, 2011, 08:17:05 pm
Even the commentators thought something was up. I was talking to a Spurs fan on Facebook who even agreed with me.

EDIT: Have you seen the highlights of the game? At least two of the goals scored should not have been. I'm serious, it's rubbish how refs get away with this shit constantly. And while I am at it, if this was the other way around, and Arsenal came back from being down 4 to draw or win, I would think the same, of course if it was up to me I wouldn't give up the win in pursuit of fair game, but it's just rubbish.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 06, 2011, 08:58:26 pm
ManU losing = Win :p Love it when Sir Alex's neck vein sticks out and his face goes blood red.

Bad luck Arsenal, yes there where a few bad calls but it seems to be the norm with the refs at the moment and despite the bad calls you still allowed them in 4 times :)

Bring on the show tomorrow morning! I have a feeling it will be one of those Liverpool Vs Chelsea classics.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 06, 2011, 09:14:33 pm
Yea, I'm definitely not saying that the team isn't at fault, it is 51% the team's fault and 49% Dowd's.

Hopefully there will be another 4-4 draw in the Chelsea Liverpool game. ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 06, 2011, 10:00:04 pm
yea might have to get up early for that, was going to watch it later...but no....going to be too epic.
Title: Liveeerrrrrppooool!!!!
Post by: maorifulla on February 07, 2011, 06:55:13 am
GG Redm@n

few harsh calls against Chelsea e.g Johnson on Ivanovic, Lucas handball

but ill take the 1-0 win

Merieles you the fuckin man!!!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 07, 2011, 07:13:56 am
Bastard
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on February 07, 2011, 08:01:19 am
Loved the result this morning, Liverpool up into the top 6 from the bottom of the table (and with a proceeds from a 50million pound transfer)  Champions league spot looks out of reach, but if a few more teams beat Chelsea there could be hope.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 07, 2011, 08:27:26 am
Quote from: Spork;1357779
Even the commentators thought something was up. I was talking to a Spurs fan on Facebook who even agreed with me.

EDIT: Have you seen the highlights of the game? At least two of the goals scored should not have been. I'm serious, it's rubbish how refs get away with this shit constantly. And while I am at it, if this was the other way around, and Arsenal came back from being down 4 to draw or win, I would think the same, of course if it was up to me I wouldn't give up the win in pursuit of fair game, but it's just rubbish.

First Penalty....marginal, Second penalty, ridiculous

I hate the Fucking toons, but the result helped....

I do hate Barton tho, guys a tool, my one year old cant walk and she has better balance

the "revival" of the mighty Liverpool eh...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 07, 2011, 08:28:00 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1357856
GG Redm@n

few harsh calls against Chelsea e.g Johnson on Ivanovic, Lucas handball

but ill take the 1-0 win

Merieles you the fuckin man!!!!

What this highly intelligent, good looking man said!!! c'mon you Reds :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 07, 2011, 09:02:29 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1357866
What this highly intelligent, good looking man said!!! c'mon you Reds :)

Shot bro. still buzzing right now about the game. on the bus to work had iron maiden pumping on the head phones and every thing seemed AWESOME LOL

weve been through the storm but King Kenny has restored order
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 07, 2011, 09:25:26 am
what about this from Agger. fuckin class

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs896.ash1/180486_10150128442530428_60044300427_8460200_1952175_n.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 07, 2011, 09:33:52 am
^ True John Terry styles there :p

Dont speak to soon. There is still a way to go yet... Top 4 finish and I will bear Kenny's children :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 07, 2011, 10:09:45 am
yeah a long way to go. what would have been if kenny had been there in the first place

I want to at least hold onto top 6 this year and make a play for CL next season

we should be an attractive destination for prospective players in the summer transfers
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 07, 2011, 12:31:08 pm
Is this what you call Placebo?

I don't mean to rain on your parade, I am forever grateful for you guys beating Chelsea, but I do not for a second believe that if Kenny had been there this whole season that things would not have fallen apart, however the whole world has been behind the Kenny revival, so it's made it a lot easier for him. If Roy had the same belief he would have done a lot better.

I am a Roy fanboy though, so feel free to disregard this.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 07, 2011, 12:35:16 pm
Disregarded :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 07, 2011, 01:07:40 pm
Yes I do believe Kenny would have made a difference right from the start. But things seem to be working out better for us they way that it has unfolded.

Roy was given more than enough time with the club and Kenny has improved our performances with the exact same team bar torres
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 07, 2011, 01:12:56 pm
Hmm, I guess you would know the team a lot better than me.

I accept your side of this and I'll go with that.

Fantastic win again Chel$ki
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 07, 2011, 02:02:00 pm
hahah shot spork

i just wish you guys could have held on to put some pressure on the Man U skis
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 07, 2011, 03:54:29 pm
I'm not sure what posessed Carlo (if it was Carlo of course) to change what was working very well and play Torres from the start, when he's not fully fit, doesn't know our system and also expect Drogs to somehow accomodate 2 strikers up front and have Anelka play in the hole, since when has that worked? All that was going to do  was make Liverpool all the more up for it when they clearly came expecting backs to the wall for 90 minutes, why else would you play Kuyt up on his own?

I love the jibe I've been getting today that Suarez is the better player simply because he scored on his debut, clutching at straws a bit there (unless you happen to think the fixtures they made their debuts on were somehow comparable). While I regrettably begrudge Liverpool the win (penalty calls aside) some people seemed to be missing the obvious point in that we've still got their best player even if we do have an owner that meddles where he shouldn't.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 07, 2011, 04:46:30 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1358004
I' we've still got their best player even if we do have an owner that meddles where he shouldn't.

Arguably their best player.... :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 07, 2011, 05:38:16 pm
i wasnt a fan of the torres thing anyway, i would much prefer carroll but yeah cant change it. Just a dreadful Chelsea performance least we didnt have a 4 nil lead and fuck it up within 20mins tho :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 07, 2011, 05:43:26 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1358024
Arguably their best player.... :p


I wasn't including Stevie G in that ;p


Agreed Redman, it was just a 1-0 loss and tbh we're no worse off than we were on Friday. Most Chelsea fans had accepted we weren't going to catch ManUtd anyway so it means much more to Liverpool than it does to us.  It's just that there's a few Scousers that have got a lot of resentment and disappointment that's built up and they just need to vent..... :) Granted I'm disappointed we missed a Golden opportunity to make the end of the season a bit more interesting.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 07, 2011, 08:49:52 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1358042
i wasnt a fan of the torres thing anyway, i would much prefer carroll but yeah cant change it. Just a dreadful Chelsea performance least we didnt have a 4 nil lead and fuck it up within 20mins tho :P

Yea, have fun in the UEFA cup next season!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 07, 2011, 09:34:15 pm
have fun being in CL and losing against Barcy :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 07, 2011, 10:10:26 pm
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/876897/Ars%C3%A8ne-wenger-lines-up-dragan-stojkovic-as-arsenal-successor?cc=3436

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQPW2jC_URY

Nice.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 08, 2011, 10:11:03 am
Quote from: r3dm@n;1358121
have fun being in cl and losing against barcy :p
rofl
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 08, 2011, 11:01:56 am
Quote from: Spork;1357794
Yea, I'm definitely not saying that the team isn't at fault, it is 51% the team's fault and 49% Dowd's.

Hopefully there will be another 4-4 draw in the Chelsea Liverpool game. ;)

 
40 60. Can't do a hell of a lot when the Ref is blowing for free-kicks and penalties whenever he gets the chance.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 12, 2011, 07:31:51 pm
Shit is heating up, I really think Money City will be able to at the very least grab a draw against Manure, then it will just be two points between the top two!

Ooh yea.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 13, 2011, 02:36:05 am
Anyone know why Tevez isn't on the field tonight?

Did he take the City defense out on a date or something?

Pathetic.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on February 13, 2011, 03:43:15 am
Great tactics by Mancini leave Tevez isolated at front

2 brilliant goals by united

Bring on Chelski
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 13, 2011, 11:14:07 am
Quote from: Spork;1359567
Shit is heating up, I really think Money City will be able to at the very least grab a draw against Manure, then it will just be two points between the top two!

Ooh yea.

 
Nooooo:)

Great goal by Rooney
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 13, 2011, 01:38:16 pm
that rooney goal was unbelievable. Nanis was pretty good at well. Man U are gonna be hard for any team to beat

pressure on Chelsea to stay in touch with spurs on tuesday
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 13, 2011, 01:45:01 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1359665
that rooney goal was unbelievable. Nanis was pretty good at well. Man U are gonna be hard for any team to beat

pressure on Chelsea to stay in touch with spurs on tuesday

yeah Rooneys goal was crazy good. Never really seen him hit an outrageous strike like that before . Always just thought of him as a clinical finisher and not someone to pull out the flair like that.Man U seem to be hitting there straps.Not good news for the rest of the league.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 13, 2011, 02:38:18 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1359650
Great goal by Rooney

Crap goal, crap player, crap team... :P

Srsly, damn that is pretty good, top corner as well.

Looks like it's just the two of us now.

Come on Chelsea!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 13, 2011, 03:57:59 pm
Quote from: Spork;1359674
Come on Chelsea!

Just found my new sig   :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 14, 2011, 10:24:36 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1359665
that rooney goal was unbelievable. Nanis was pretty good at well. Man U are gonna be hard for any team to beat

pressure on Chelsea to stay in touch with spurs on tuesday

Aside from, Wolves, last week, you mean?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 14, 2011, 02:44:03 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1359852
Aside from, Wolves, last week, you mean?

LOL

.....and Meh @ Rooney's goal, it was just a lucky bicycle kick....Peter Crouch gets them every week doesn't he? As for "Best goal ever scored at Old Trafford"...I doubt it. Almost as ridiculous as the hat he was wearing for the post match interview.

Sturridge scored a good goal for Bolton though. He's on fire there the boy.

In other news, Suarez... likes a dive doesn't he? He must have studied early Drogba vids...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2011, 03:00:26 pm
[video]http://videa.hu/videok/sport/ar2-0womatchhighlight.com-http-www.matchhighlight.com-KBoU0ROmjIW8q6XT[/video]

http://videa.hu/videok/sport/ar2-0womatchhighlight.com-http-www.matchhighlight.com-KBoU0ROmjIW8q6XT

about 600x better than Rooney's goal. Seriously, every touch was one touch, from Djourou through to RVP, 5-6 one touch passes, from our box to their box in a matter of seconds, and a fantastic finish at the end.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 14, 2011, 05:38:43 pm
Pfftt I can tap it past a stranded keeper from there.I cant however do a bicycle kick into the top corner of the net.And @Judge, if you watch the video of it, Rooneys eyes never left the ball. Only luck involved was it didn't go wide or hit the cross bar. Give the ugly fucker some credit.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2011, 05:46:59 pm
It did hit his shin, not his foot, and also I wasn't talking about individual skill, it takes a fuck load of skill to be able to perform such skillful link up play with 5 team mates.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 14, 2011, 05:50:08 pm
Lead up was good.I think its two different topics though.Best team goal  and best finish.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2011, 05:58:16 pm
I am just trying to tell myself that Rooney's goal was not awesome.

Here is a good comparison.

Rooney's goal or..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AhgxLnb_20
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 14, 2011, 06:08:17 pm
One touch vs Volley.

Edit: Not saying that wasn't awesome though
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2011, 06:22:14 pm
That match was one of the first Arsenal games I watched in full.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 14, 2011, 06:24:56 pm
I'm starting to see why your so warped :p

I just got a copy of Pes 2011. Totally addicted. So much fineness involved with scoring than previous versions.I think i've owned every one since ISS 5 although only the last three on Pc .I think I need to get Fifa as well to make a comparison
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 14, 2011, 06:26:09 pm
Rooney's goal was pretty awesome. The wank-fest afterwards, not so much.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2011, 06:30:30 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1359992
I'm starting to see why your so warped :p

I just got a copy of Pes 2011. Totally addicted. So much fineness involved with scoring than previous versions.I think i've owned every one since ISS 5 although only the last three on Pc .I think I need to get Fifa as well to make a comparison

PES and FIFA are completely different games really.

Like comparing BC2 to COD5000 or what ever they are up to now.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 14, 2011, 07:10:35 pm
lol at all of the above, why is this still being discussed??
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2011, 07:18:33 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1360016
lol at all of the above, why is this still being discussed??

I'm bored.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 14, 2011, 07:45:19 pm
Post your best volley.

Not one touch then volley Spork.

I've always loved this one in injury time from Platt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXG5g_CTMC4
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2011, 08:10:18 pm
I am not a bout to post one of the best volleys.

I am posting THE best volley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbTSkIJQvwg
No question about it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 14, 2011, 08:53:06 pm
Shove this up your Pro-Arsenal goals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVqJnt-9TsY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmFouOPO5_U&feature=related
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2011, 09:14:10 pm
Haha I did think of that bentley goal, but the other one I tried to forget.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 14, 2011, 09:33:05 pm
That Danny Rose strike is unreal.On debut as well.The look on wengers face is gold.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 14, 2011, 09:37:37 pm
Also the internet is awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XALVPwkor7U&feature=related
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2011, 09:41:28 pm
Fucking lol.

I blame Almunia though, no idea how he is even employed by Arsenal or ever was.

Also, fuck the look on Wenger's face, you should have seen me raging at it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 14, 2011, 10:09:02 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw0mjx8G4a8

Good old Scholes
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 14, 2011, 10:17:36 pm
Better than Rooneys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlUkriEojAk&feature=related
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 14, 2011, 10:20:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrOyedpeZnk

Sorry Spork, this one gives me goosebumps, watched the game live and it was an unbelievable game, the teams were SO evenly matched that season it needed something like that to finish it. The crowd shot says it all, madness on one side, shock on the other...

The League was even on points that year too, fuck i wagged a lot of 7th form those few months! Made some good money off my mates too:)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 14, 2011, 10:25:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw0mjx8G4a8

and Scholes
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 14, 2011, 11:54:53 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1359972
Pfftt I can tap it past a stranded keeper from there.I cant however do a bicycle kick into the top corner of the net.And @Judge, if you watch the video of it, Rooneys eyes never left the ball. Only luck involved was it didn't go wide or hit the cross bar. Give the ugly $#@!er some credit.


Was tongue in cheek tbh mate, I have no interest in Rooney or his fat fuckin face, but considering he's done cock all all season, it's not that great.

Here's a good 'buddy holly' for ya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs29lK0VCvE
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 15, 2011, 12:32:29 pm
Dear Chelsea, if you roll over for Man U, I will hate you.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 15, 2011, 04:43:18 pm
Poor performance, Torres .. fail
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 15, 2011, 05:56:02 pm
The RVP goal is streets ahead of anything else posted.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 15, 2011, 05:58:04 pm
*cough* 50 million quid *cough*
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 15, 2011, 06:34:50 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1360331
The RVP goal is streets ahead of anything else posted.

I also love his celebration after it.

BOBBLE HEAD VAN PERSIE!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 15, 2011, 08:31:21 pm
I want to know what Henry said to him.

'Eh, it was ok. But I am biggest striker in squad'
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 16, 2011, 03:46:22 am
http://blog.emiratesstadium.info/archives/10749
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 16, 2011, 07:33:27 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1360334
*cough* 50 million quid *cough*

compared with Andy Carroll's 35 million dream start you mean?

The money is irrelevent mate, they are both players for the future. We didn't need Torres at the time, he's Drog's replacement and obviously we won't sell him if he scores none all season. We had gone 3 games on the bounce had were building momentum back up and he should have been playing from the bench. BUt the way he's been brought in has been terrible and now the pressure on him to perform is massive. It's always much harder for a striker than a defender or midfielder to break into a team anyway but if we hadn't bought him chances are we'd have beaten you and Fulham.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 16, 2011, 08:06:15 am
Roman needs to stop meddling in the picking of the side
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 16, 2011, 08:26:19 am
Totally, if he listened to his manager we'd still have Jose *sniff*
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 16, 2011, 08:48:07 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1360438
compared with Andy Carroll's 35 million dream start you mean?

You forget our other signing who scored on debut and Carroll still has to start but I have faith he will also score on debut :p

Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1360438
but if we hadn't bought him chances are we'd have beaten you and Fulham.


Dreams are free my friend :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 16, 2011, 11:12:57 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmDzyHq9454

Nutcase
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 16, 2011, 01:15:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee8nV0kFVEY&annotation_id=annotation_643579&feature=iv

Gunner for life.

srsly, that is shocking, as bad as shawcross.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 16, 2011, 03:57:43 pm
Good work Tottenham, quite like these fellas now.

Bale, VDV, King all good players
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 16, 2011, 05:31:05 pm
This is weird. Last time I was in Auckland, Tottenham fucking won too.

I'm never coming back.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 16, 2011, 06:31:41 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1360458
You forget our other signing who scored on debut and Carroll still has to start but I have faith he will also score on debut :p

His goal was pretty forgettable though.


Quote from: LeadCollector;1360458
Dreams are free my friend :p

Pity Champions League spots aren't. I thought the Wigan result would have calmed you lot down, but no.

As of this moment we are still the Champions, or had you forgotten that? =)


P.S Gattuso is a d1ck...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 16, 2011, 07:31:48 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1360744
His goal was pretty forgettable though.

Yeah but it was still a goal and it was still on his debut for the club :) oh and he cost less than half what was paid for Torres.

Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1360744
Pity Champions League spots aren't. I thought the Wigan result would have calmed you lot down, but no.

As of this moment we are still the Champions, or had you forgotten that? =)

We have not forgotten at all and yes it is a pity CL spots are limited to 4 as it is looking more and more like Chelsea will be keeping us company in the Europa league next season :)
How many times have Liverpool been League champions? I forget but I am sure Man-u have the same amount of titles! cant blame people for forgetting especially when it is sooo many so would expect Chelsea fans to remember though as it is not as many :p

Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1360744
P.S Gattuso is a d1ck...

Yes he is!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 16, 2011, 09:46:47 pm
After review, I actually do not believe the Flamini tackle is that bad. He got the ball, it was two footed but that is it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on February 16, 2011, 10:20:49 pm
He had no control when he 'got' the ball, no hope of playing the ball if he had "won" the challenge.  If tTo go in with 2 feet was acceptable then the teams are going to have a lot more multi million dollar players with broken ankles.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 16, 2011, 10:27:20 pm
Two feet up like that should be auto red. To much chance for serious injury for a challenge like that. I thought it was a terrible challenge.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on February 16, 2011, 10:55:44 pm
It looked worse intent wise than the shawcross one, thou I haven't seen a slow closeup of that to see what happened with that.  Was it more of a "well I missed the ball, time to sweep out his leg"?

New EPL rule, no more red cards, you just have to pay the injured players wages for red card tackles causing injury and 50% for yellow card ?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 16, 2011, 11:24:05 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1360813
It looked worse intent wise than the shawcross one, thou I haven't seen a slow closeup of that to see what happened with that.  Was it more of a "well I missed the ball, time to sweep out his leg"?

New EPL rule, no more red cards, you just have to pay the injured players wages for red card tackles causing injury and 50% for yellow card ?

I'm pretty well only defending Flamini. Being the hypocrite that I am.

The Shawcross tackle was very similar, in a dead zone, however he went no where near getting the ball.

However I completely disagree with your other part, the offending player should not be allowed to play nor be paid for the length which the injured player sends out.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 17, 2011, 07:08:39 am
Never thought i'd say this but Go Arsenal today vs Barcy :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 17, 2011, 07:36:50 am
There's nothing in the rules about 'getting the ball', despite what every fucking commentator says. Tackles are either dangerous, or not.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 17, 2011, 10:23:34 am
Cheeky goal there from RVP....good finish.

..and a tidy comeback.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 17, 2011, 10:37:51 am
Great game!  WD Arsenal
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 17, 2011, 10:45:40 am
HELL BLOODY YES!

Holy fucking shitballs that was awesome.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 17, 2011, 11:13:09 am
nice work Gunners! thats a big win

now leg 2.........
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 17, 2011, 11:19:23 am
(http://i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/gif/a095b62ba601cdf2e9b5ff3d0e9c8069_szczesny2.gif)

Haha, love it!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 17, 2011, 04:58:44 pm
Holy fucking shit.

*weep with joy*
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 17, 2011, 05:06:56 pm
When RVP hugged Wenger after the first goal I shed a few tears.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 17, 2011, 10:40:54 pm
Lets not remind ourselves that it's basically 0-0 at this point.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 17, 2011, 11:13:52 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1361165
Lets not remind ourselves that it's basically 0-0 at this point.

 
We can do it.

(http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/3582/cescteedesign4507596931.gif) (http://img571.imageshack.us/i/cescteedesign4507596931.gif/)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 18, 2011, 07:27:53 pm
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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 19, 2011, 12:49:30 am
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/3883/jaysGetSome.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/641/jaysGetSome.jpg/)

EDIT:

Taken straight from Redcafe;

Quote
All turn to Kopites 26, 1-40

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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 19, 2011, 03:15:06 am
Just realised the barca match is on my birthday.(/day after my birthday)

Bring on 8th March!

Just chucked $50 on Arsenal to win it at $8.50....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 19, 2011, 01:15:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8b2B2GiAUI

Not a volley, but great goal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 20, 2011, 11:13:46 pm
Does the FA in FA Cup stand for Fhuckzache Anelka or Fhuckzache Ashley?

Can't even blame Torres...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 20, 2011, 11:40:04 pm
I am very happy that it is because of Cashley that Chelsea no longer have a chance of winning anything this year. :P

Quote
Szczesny on Cashleys penalty.

    Tweeps what do you think Ashley was aiming for when he took his penalty?

Is it a plane? Is it an aeroplane? No, its just ashley throwing chelsea out of the fa cup :)

I like his use of the English phrases..... lul
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 21, 2011, 07:24:09 am
Ive decided to cancel out supporting Chelsea this year week in week out and just wait and see what happens :)

GL with Man United if you get through Spork!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 21, 2011, 07:42:37 am
^which they will need to do via replay, as orient scored in the 88th minute, those low division games are no win in a way!

you cant give up on ya team Redman, gotta keep the faith thru the bad times;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 21, 2011, 10:03:14 am
Quote from: Spork;1361852
I am very happy that it is because of Cashley that Chelsea no longer have a chance of winning anything this year. :P

We have a 'chance' of winning the Champions league, granted a very fkn outside chance... but a chance. Good luck at the Nou Camp

I can't blame Cashley, Anelka is a striker and should have found the net but bottled it. Penalties are a lottery and that's the FA Cup, at least we went out to a Premier league club and not a Minnow.

COME ON ORIENT!!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 21, 2011, 01:27:34 pm
Get in there Orient!

Was a good game actually, I'm not unhappy with it, apart from it being another fixture for the team, however I predict that exactly the same players will play the home game.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 21, 2011, 04:38:54 pm
im not giving up on Chelsea, no way! But watching the games is a bit of a disaster, rather just look at scores :P

BRING BACK STURRIDGE! He is awesome how many times i gotta say it lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 21, 2011, 05:53:26 pm
Arsenal's next four games.

Sunday, 27 February 2011
Carling Cup
Arsenal v Birmingham

Wednesday, 2 March 2011
The FA Cup
Arsenal v Leyton Orient

Saturday, 5 March 2011
Barclays Premier League
Arsenal v Sunderland

Tuesday, 8 March 2011
Uefa Champions League
Barcelona v Arsenal
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 23, 2011, 11:01:38 am
Nice one Chelsea,2 away goals should see us through to the next round
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 23, 2011, 12:57:36 pm
Yea a bright start that lost momentum towards the end, couple of stupid yellows too, but better from Torres. Anelka's form continues. That's a great result going into our first meeting this season against Scumchester United, not that we'll get anything like the space up front like we got today.


Quite chuffed Spurs slipped up in the league too.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 23, 2011, 04:06:16 pm
C'mon (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qR3oBmQOpFk/THe6xLzW6iI/AAAAAAAACg8/U4eeiBNQnCk/s1600/Stoke+City+FC+logo.png) :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 23, 2011, 04:43:01 pm
Apparently they've scored one goal this year away from home.

If we do not win this game then I will eat my own fist.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 23, 2011, 04:44:00 pm
Good work Chelsea
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 23, 2011, 06:16:28 pm
Too right Lead, I'll add

(http://www.littleburts.co.uk/ekmps/shops/littleburts/images/marseille-fc-scarf-855-p.jpg)

UP THE OLYMPIQUE
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 23, 2011, 06:26:09 pm
I think Marseille should have a good chance of winning, Man U are not that great away from home.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 24, 2011, 07:38:48 am
Quote from: Spork;1362740
I think Marseille should have a good chance of winning, Man U are not that great


*fixed* :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 24, 2011, 12:32:30 pm
Quote from: Spork;1362740
I think Marseille should have a good chance of winning, Man U are not great.

Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1362880
*fixed* :)

*fixed Judges fixed* :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 24, 2011, 01:19:33 pm
haha nice, shoulda just cut to the chase and said '...Man U are shite.' shouldn't I?

Champions league was a bit dull this morning, I think not getting an away goal is a dodgy result for ManU. Nicely poised now because Marseille will play it safe, no rush for them to score, the longer the game goes on at 0-0, the less time the Mancs will have to turn it around if Marseille do nick one. So, the Mancs will feel they have to score early and come at them from the off leaving themselves open.

According to Phil McNulty, BBC, Marseille are one of the finest counter-attacking teams in Europe.

Here's hoping ;p

Double blow for Arsenal, No Walcott or Fabregas for the next few games by the looks.

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/11/02/23/SOCCER_Arsenal_Snap.html&BID=165


Shame...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 24, 2011, 02:10:10 pm
Fucking rugby players. Seriously, I hope Stoke get relegated, then relegated again next season.

We had 71% possession.

Oh well, hopefully RVP will be fit for the CC. We should not need Cesc, Walcott and his pace would probably have been my choice if I had to pick from the two of them now, but you don't get that, Cesc's hamstring is a real bitch, once Wigan beat Man U on the weekend, and after our next few games (after beating Barca) I think we should just take Cesc off, rip out his hamstring and give him a new leg. Or at least a new hamstring.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 26, 2011, 03:02:02 pm
http://www.cleansheetsallround.co.uk/2011/02/nasri-agrees-new-five-year-arsenal-deal-worth-100000-a-week

Fuck you Samir, seriously, that is ridiculous.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 28, 2011, 06:56:24 am
Oh dear oh dear h dear...........

lol.

It's only the Mickey Mouse cup?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 28, 2011, 07:12:58 am
Oh dear indeed, yea Mickey mouse cup mate, just like the FA *ahem* Who'd have guessed Experience > Youth eh?

What a crazy season, next you'll be telling me that West Ham smashed Liverpool or Fulham held Citeh or something nuts like that.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 28, 2011, 07:16:09 am
A little more work for the lady dusting the trophy cabinet.
The Hammers beating Liverpool was another surprise. The Hammers beating anyone is a surprise.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 28, 2011, 07:26:44 am
This is football. I need to sleep.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 28, 2011, 07:30:35 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1363988
Who'd have guessed Experience > Youth eh?

Wilshire was still MOTM.

--

Taken from another forum.

Also, experience? We had Bendtner, van Persie, Clichy, Sagna, Song, Rosicky, Nasri, Chamakh, Arshavin today with considerable experience in the CL/World Cup/Premiership

All of them have been in the game for years, it's got nothing to do with experience or youth, we lost, we did not deserve to win, Brum played well, they did deserve to win.

Although to lose in such a way, I believe this is the first game that our GK has fucked up at all, and oh he fucked up royally, Brum should have had a penalty or at least a very close FK in the first few minutes.

That RVp goal was massive thoguh! :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 28, 2011, 09:03:05 am
Bring on the NRL season.... I have had enough of this shit!

Reina, if you have decided to fuck off to manshiter poonited then do so! otherwise save the fucken soft goals ffs! I know your defence is a pile of crap and I see Carragher is back to his useless self but c'mon my mother could have kept goal better than you just did.

/rant
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 28, 2011, 09:19:07 am
Quote from: Spork;1363991
Wilshire was still MOTM.

--

Taken from another forum.

Also, experience? We had Bendtner, van Persie, Clichy, Sagna, Song, Rosicky, Nasri, Chamakh, Arshavin today with considerable experience in the CL/World Cup/Premiership

All of them have been in the game for years, it's got nothing to do with experience or youth, we lost, we did not deserve to win, Brum played well, they did deserve to win.

Although to lose in such a way, I believe this is the first game that our GK has $#@!ed up at all, and oh he $#@!ed up royally, Brum should have had a penalty or at least a very close FK in the first few minutes.

That RVp goal was massive thoguh! :P

hehe Spork, you really need to get tongue in cheek, you got beat by Birmingham...who have players like Bowyer and Carr....you explain it?

You should still review your list of 'experienced' Arsenal players though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 28, 2011, 06:15:10 pm
Bahahahahahahaha just watched the footage. Easiest goal ever.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNZYm9CmUUA

Nice pat on the head for the assist as well.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 28, 2011, 07:06:45 pm
I was just starting to think that perhaps there WONT be a Brum goal right at the end just to punch us in the face, thinking that the fitness of Arsenal will be fine to take the game to them in ET. Then that happened. Oh well, it is great for Birmingham to win a trophy. I don't mind them, except for the Eduardo incident.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 01, 2011, 07:27:42 am
So never mind all that, predictions for Chelsea ManU?

Are Chelsea on the bounce back?
Is ManU's away record 'a bit suss'?
Chelsea under less pressure and arguably better rested after not playing the weekend?
Maybe Cashley will get his sniper rifle out again and shoot Hernandez?

Should be a cracker though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on March 01, 2011, 10:41:23 am
United by 2 :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 01, 2011, 11:31:40 am
Unfortunately I would have to go with Henno on this Judge :(  Hope I am wrong though
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 01, 2011, 02:18:28 pm
O.K, that's RVP and I think Walcott ruled out of the Barca away clash.

The negativity is finally getting to me. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 02, 2011, 12:48:09 am
Quote from: Spork;1364164
I was just starting to think that perhaps there WONT be a Brum goal right at the end just to punch us in the face, thinking that the fitness of Arsenal will be fine to take the game to them in ET. Then that happened. Oh well, it is great for Birmingham to win a trophy. I don't mind them, except for the Eduardo incident.


I know it's late but

 Birmingham Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaah
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 02, 2011, 04:58:42 am
^ How'd you go in the carling cup?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 02, 2011, 11:23:04 am
Quote from: henno;1364287
United LOSE 2-1 :)

 
*fixed*

I love how we always wind them up like no one else....great game.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 02, 2011, 01:53:00 pm
Chelseaaa Chelsea Chelsea Chelseaa Chelseaa!

This is bigger than some Mickey Mouse cup.

Fuuck yea! Come on Liverpool!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 02, 2011, 05:52:07 pm
come on now Spork, it was their cup final;)

now its up to the arse to take their next game
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 02, 2011, 06:23:21 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1364880
come on now Spork, it was their cup final;)

now its up to the arse to take their next game

It will be Liverpool's cup final too. Then there is the Emirates at the end of next month I think.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 02, 2011, 06:32:28 pm
make sure you take orient so we can have our quarter final:)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 02, 2011, 06:37:41 pm
Ah yes, there is that too, will be a cracking match! Although at Trafford it will be quite difficult I'd say. Definitely wouldn't want a replay of that match!

EDIT: Holy shit, that Orient game is tomorrow morning, fuck ye! I didn't know we had a game this midweeek.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 02, 2011, 08:21:44 pm
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3236/tumblrlhceg6zwm21qcqmot.png) (http://img708.imageshack.us/i/tumblrlhceg6zwm21qcqmot.png/)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 03, 2011, 02:17:08 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ucKoRH47fg

Quite a decent volley.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 03, 2011, 02:49:13 pm
Going to be one fun game at Old Trafford for the quarters now!

Bendtner needed that hattrick, hopefully that will give him a bit of a boost and he can play real well against Sunderland and Barca now.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 03, 2011, 07:07:07 pm
Quote from: Spork;1365198
Going to be one fun game at Old Trafford for the quarters now!

Bendtner needed that hattrick, hopefully that will give him a bit of a boost and he can play real well against Sunderland and Barca now.

look forward to it!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 04, 2011, 05:09:46 pm
GTFO TOURE! http://www.premierleague.com/page/Headlines/0,,12306~2307277,00.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 04, 2011, 07:17:14 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1365491
GTFO TOURE! [url]http://www.premierleague.com/page/Headlines/0,,12306~2307277,00.html[/url]

 
Think playing for Citeh would drive anyone to drugs...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 04, 2011, 07:23:15 pm
We have the World Cup under 20's Woot
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 04, 2011, 07:54:01 pm
Lolololol, sorry City, Toure actually still gets paid by Arsenal, and AW supplied Toure with the drugs.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 07, 2011, 03:30:09 am
You know, I didn't mind drawing with Sunderland.. UNTIL NOW FFS! WE COULD HAVE BEEN PRETTY WELL TOP OF THE LEAGUE YOU BOTTLING PRICKS!

DIRK KUYT YOU UGLY MOFO GET IN THERE! :P

This is going to make Man U's trip to the Emirates quite interesting.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 07, 2011, 03:58:58 am
Holy shit 3-0 to the Reds! Oh go you good thing!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on March 07, 2011, 06:31:35 am
No victory is more sweeter than this

gg Daredevil

big ups to Nani for that beautiful header into his own box lol

kuyt for the mega scab off suarez

come on Arsenal?! now both Chelsea and Liverpool have left the door open for you

game in hand if im not mistaken
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 07, 2011, 06:48:32 am
See cup final comment above :P

we are not playing well right now, not deserving to win the title if we play like this:(

is funny how many Arsenal "fans" come out of the woodwork tho, i take it as a compliment for Man U to be so hated naturally:)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on March 07, 2011, 01:53:56 pm
United don't deserve to win title if they keep playing llike that, unlike Chelsea game no one to blame but themselves and a bit of skilful play by Liverpool.
 
 However chances coming up to redeem themselves.
 Will be a satsifying way to  take out  tiltle season with wins against Arse and Chelski.
 
 We really do need a midfield tho
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 07, 2011, 02:30:09 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1365996
No victory is more sweeter than this

gg Daredevil

big ups to Nani for that beautiful header into his own box lol

kuyt for the mega scab off suarez

come on Arsenal?! now both Chelsea and Liverpool have left the door open for you

game in hand if im not mistaken

Yep, game in hand if we win that, we will be on equal points. Then there is still United's trip to the Emirates next month!

EDIT: One thing which really scares me is our trip to White Hart Lane... The fact that it is quite possibly a title decider or at least will have a huge say in it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on March 07, 2011, 02:31:08 pm
probably would have been a different game if Vidic and Rio were playing

I still think Man U are in the drivers seat of the title and Arsenal dont seem to be taking their chances.

I would be happy with a 5th place finish for Liverpool

we only have 2 big games left vs citeh and spurs at home

im just hoping we can win everything from here on in
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 07, 2011, 05:39:55 pm
Heaps of big games coming up.. Chelsea have Tooterz and Man U and Man Shitty so yeah we always lose to Man City tho :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 07, 2011, 06:06:02 pm
Dont use that spirit! You need to beat Shitty, no one wants them to win.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 07, 2011, 06:41:29 pm
Quote from: Spork;1366187
Dont use that spirit! You need to beat Shitty, no one wants them to win.

Pretty certain Citeh fans will :p

GG Liverpool, well played just want to know why you cant play like that every week!
Lol at Nanny (purposely spelt wrong due to being a big poof), tears in her eyes and all... terrible tackle from JC though but we expect nothing less that that from him.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on March 08, 2011, 09:40:09 am
(http://oi51.tinypic.com/rvjalc.jpg)
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2rnaiyu.gif)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 08, 2011, 11:51:48 am
^ I lol'd and lol'd and lol'd... bloody big poof :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 08, 2011, 12:19:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbPynDF78RE&feature=related
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 08, 2011, 06:50:58 pm
Good work Chelsea..we back in race :) Still be happy with a top 4 finish

Take me to Nasri-ville!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 08, 2011, 07:59:50 pm
Prey to the god of beachballs that there will be none this weekend :)

Go west Ham and Bolton!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 08, 2011, 11:09:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtcU4p-17t0
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 09, 2011, 06:25:15 am
Big fan of Bolton atm, only cause they got one of the best strikers in the world which Chelsea put on Loan to make way for 50m pound shitter.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 09, 2011, 08:19:51 am
As long as we're winning games I don't care if Torres doesn't score a single goal this season. I don't think that's likely though.

So can we see Barcalona go crashing out this morning?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 09, 2011, 08:49:05 am
Quote from: Spork;1366736
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtcU4p-17t0[/url]


Lol... but did it really need to be 1:52 long? the effect was felt in 30 seconds :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 09, 2011, 09:22:00 am
agree, coulda been funny too, that would have been a bonus. Maybe there just isn't enough clips of him doing much wrong yet.

Barca all over Arsenal atm by the sounds..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 09, 2011, 09:29:27 am
Go BArca
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 09, 2011, 09:43:14 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1366781
agree, coulda been funny too, that would have been a bonus. Maybe there just isn't enough clips of him doing much wrong yet.

Barca all over Arsenal atm by the sounds..

We were defending extremely well. But Almunia has replaced Chesney in goal, so yea....

1-0 Barca so far, although I still see Arsenal scoring, so the question is asked, will Barca score again? Quite likely? Twice more.. Not sure.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 09, 2011, 10:10:11 am
a vital away own goal...

I hope Arsenal stay in tbh, much rather face them than Barca.

EDIT: Van Persie Red...oh dear. Time to park the bus and cling to the narrow lead.

EDIT 2: what the what????? I blinked and it's 3-1 Barca.... can Arshavin bail you out with an away goal to save the day.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 09, 2011, 10:47:38 am
Meh, pretty well what I expected to happen, except the corrupted ref re sending off RVP. The ref was even sharing a water bottle with the Barca players! Obvious sign of corruption. :P

Oh well, here's to hoping one of the English teams crush Barca.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 09, 2011, 10:50:40 am
No it wasn't, you said you couldn't see Barca scoring 2 :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 09, 2011, 10:54:00 am
Nope, 100% dominated, I honestly don't think Arsenal had one shot? lol..

Oh well, this is a fantastic time to be a Gooner, knocked out of the CC, UCL and we have Man U at old Trafford on the weekend.. All in such a short period of time..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 09, 2011, 11:12:50 am
as for the sending off, I loved this


Arsenal striker Robin van Persie on being shown a second yellow card for shooting after the referee had blown his whistle: "It had a big influence on the outcome - at 1-1 it was all to play for - and it was a total joke because how can I hear his whistle with 95,000 people jumping up? There was only one second from his whistle to my shot and it is a joke. I explained it to him but he was been bad all evening."
 
 
So, if you knew there was only one second between the whistle and your shot, you heard the whistle?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 09, 2011, 11:22:09 am
How is it worth a red card though? Also, if that is worth a red card, how is having your hands on someone's neck in a choking action not?? Then that scissor tackle on Wilshire as well.

We would have lost regardless, but that ref was pathetic. I should just make that my signature, because it seems every game we play the refs get worse and worse..

EDIT: Apparently someone showed him a video, or told him that there was one second. So it's not his own judgement.

(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/51/x6107986540.jpg) (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/x6107986540.jpg/)

I think the ref thought he was checking Robin's pulse.
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Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 09, 2011, 04:57:50 pm
spanish dramatics by the looks

tough break for the arse spork, look at it this way tho if we take you at OT this weekend, you can solely concentrate on the league

or you can say that anyway:)

agree with lead, Barca will be tough in the later rounds
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 09, 2011, 05:27:02 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1366914
spanish dramatics by the looks

tough break for the arse spork, look at it this way tho if we take you at OT this weekend, you can solely concentrate on the league

or you can say that anyway:)

agree with lead, Barca will be tough in the later rounds

Diaby didn't do anything to that Newcastle prick whom he had in his hands. Yet he was sent straight off.

EDIT: Also, you can have the FA cup, Arsenal might give you the game on Saturday, then win the league.
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Post by: LeadCollector on March 09, 2011, 06:51:58 pm
And just to bring back a little humour (not that I didnt find the Arsenal game funny :p)

Breaking news....
(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/6630/nani.png)

(http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee499/Armand999/nanironaldo.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 09, 2011, 07:01:38 pm
(http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/7311/nanipads.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 09, 2011, 08:33:45 pm
Quote from: Spork;1366926
Diaby didn't do anything to that Newcastle prick whom he had in his hands. Yet he was sent straight off.

EDIT: Also, you can have the FA cup, Arsenal might give you the game on Saturday, then win the league.

Denis Irwin got sent off for something similar to Van Persie against Everton Red in the Treble season of 99, i remember being pretty pissed at that, so can well imagine how ya feel there

Meanwhile Liverpool have got....are you guys even IN Europe anymore? Scunthorpe or someone?

Could and should still be 3 teams from EPL in last 8 too. Interesting
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 09, 2011, 08:45:11 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1366998

Meanwhile Liverpool have got....are you guys even IN Europe anymore?

We are havin a break, after all we have won it 5 times to ManU's what? 3... is it? I know it was 1 more that notts forest :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 09, 2011, 09:24:45 pm
Nasri we love you..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 09, 2011, 10:05:58 pm
You think RVP send off was bad.Check this out LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kOA_ZPSftls#at=70
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 09, 2011, 11:00:07 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1367000
We are havin a break, after all we have won it 5 times to ManU's what? 3... is it? I know it was 1 more that notts forest :)

heh heh :)

i do enjoy the Man U v Liverpool rivalry

theres ALWAYS something to rip the other off about, my old man supports Liverpool, and we have been thru all the barbs...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 10, 2011, 07:58:59 am
Quote from: Spork;1366818
How is it worth a red card though? Also, if that is worth a red card, how is having your hands on someone's neck in a choking action not?? Then that scissor tackle on Wilshire as well.

We would have lost regardless, but that ref was pathetic. I should just make that my signature, because it seems every game we play the refs get worse and worse..

EDIT: Apparently someone showed him a video, or told him that there was one second. So it's not his own judgement.

I think the ref thought he was checking Robin's pulse.



Yea fair call, he was told later I read that after. After seeing it, totally bollox 2nd yellow no question. Pretty spot on article about it all here if you're interested. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1364362/Martin-Samuel-Bungling-referee-Massimo-Busacca-makes-easier-Barcelona-masters.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 10, 2011, 08:19:52 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1367000
We are havin a break, after all we have won it 5 times to ManU's what? 3... is it? I know it was 1 more that notts forest :)

Man Utd have won the Champions league twice, and you've won it once mate. :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 10, 2011, 09:29:08 am
He said Europe not Champions League mate :p We won in Europe before it became the Champions league (formed in 1992) much like the domestic League... so my comment still stands Mr only managed to be runner up 1 and never won it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Champions_League scroll down to the records and statistics
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 10, 2011, 09:32:49 am
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1367040
heh heh :)

i do enjoy the Man U v Liverpool rivalry

theres ALWAYS something to rip the other off about, my old man supports Liverpool, and we have been thru all the barbs...

I used to like the fact that while living in the UK I stayed in a little town on the outskirts of Liverpool called Prescot. I used to work for Xerox UK in Manchester (cheadle). My drive to work took me past Stretford and as there is fuck all else in Stretford I used to have to drive around Old Trafford.... Was a great place to stop and have a piss on :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 10, 2011, 09:55:32 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1367090
He said Europe not Champions League mate :p We won in Europe before it became the Champions league (formed in 1992) much like the domestic League... so my comment still stands Mr only managed to be runner up 1 and never won it!

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Champions_League[/url] scroll down to the records and statistics

 
I said Champions League, partly because it's more relevent to this century and picking up on your 'won IT 5 and 3' times.....What have you won 5 times then? Didn't they tell you it's got a group phase and everything now fella it's no longer a simple knockout competition, totally different beast.

Everyone knows Chelsea hasn't won IT but you gotta be in IT to win IT these days eh? It does me laugh how the Liverpool fans fallback position is always the period around the 80's when they were pretty unstoppable, we get it, tight shorts, moustaches and curly perms *golf clap*.
Football is a different game now or do you want to argue that aswell. :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 10, 2011, 10:18:01 am
Not arguing anything. Just stating facts/stats, plain and simple facts as recorded for all history. Yes things it may be different but if UEFA and other Associations recognise and carry stats over when they change the format of leagues then who are we to argue? Its not our league nor our stats.
Yes Liverpool where unstoppable in the 80's but the same could b said about Man U more recently... If you throw enough money at it you too could buy yourself some history although it is not really working for Citeh so maybe champion teams really do need a little class, history and pedigree as well as money?

Just saying...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 10, 2011, 10:21:22 am
Yea ok I'm being pedantic, I guess I'm fed up hearing it being a Blues fan...and being a blues fan I will also agree that money alone doesn't buy you success.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 10, 2011, 02:32:48 pm
I wouldn't say it isn't working for City, I mean they will be a part of the CL next season.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 10, 2011, 02:49:09 pm
So it wasn't just RVP one of their players was holding around the neck - Nasri too, right in front of the ref! I mean sure there was no extreme violence in the movement, however where do you draw the line? Usually in soccer the line is drawn as soon as even the mildest incident occurs.

If the UCL refs don't think there is a problem with that, I wonder if RVP went up to the ref just to have a chat, and held his neck, would that be fine?

EDIT: Refereeing in this sport is the most corrupt bullshit ever. Seriously, in what world are you allowed to do your job wrong, then when questioned, the person questioning your idiocy gets in trouble? Both Nasri and Wenger apparently got in trouble for confronting the ref about being a jackass.

EDIT2: One thing which I was always taught as a little kid, is that if you make a mistake, it's bad. Usually at school you would be corrected if you ever made a mistake, and if it was something in the school yard, say calling names at someone, or getting in a fight, you would be punished.

However UEFA seem to think if their refs make mistakes, they should be rewarded and protected.

(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/6610/255123128.jpg) (http://img714.imageshack.us/i/255123128.jpg/)

Obviously I am not just talking about bad refereeing  to do with Arsenal, I mean Fergie got done for complaining very recently, the Bolton manager not too long ago, David Moyes too. And I am sure many others have been done recently. Why the hell do you get in trouble for confronting the ref? That has to be one of the dumbest rules in world sport.

EDIT: Also, if you think I am crazy, an Arsenal fan on another forum posted this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cGc0W1eMA0 from 9.16 onwards... lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 10, 2011, 05:51:56 pm
Thats not a given yet spork and as an Arsenal fan you should know how quickly fortunes can change.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 10, 2011, 08:01:38 pm
I'd say it's a given now. I'm more than happy to be proven wrong though. :)
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Post by: kilabee on March 10, 2011, 09:12:05 pm
Ref thread for Spork

http://www.getsome.co.nz/showthread.php?67133-Conspiracy-Theories-You-decide.&highlight=conspiracy

GG Spurs
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 10, 2011, 09:31:13 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1367295
Ref thread for Spork

[url]http://www.getsome.co.nz/showthread.php?67133-Conspiracy-Theories-You-decide.&highlight=conspiracy[/url]

GG Spurs

 
You're a Liverpool supporter yea? That beachball was a good decision eh?

EDIT: Also, I have an awesome conspiracy theory. However it is too long to type.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 10, 2011, 09:52:44 pm
Good work Tooterz, quite a fan of Tottenham atm. BL though Arsenal still..SAMIR NASRI!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 10, 2011, 09:53:02 pm
Sorry man Just winding you up.Its easy to poke someone with a stick when your team is not in contention for anything.
Over the years of supporting sports teams I have learnt the worst thing you can do is start to think the ref(s) have something against your team.I can get unbelievably wound up in front of the Tv watching EPL,AB'S,Cricket or Warriors. Sometimes you just have to say "fuck it "and let it go.I let that forward pass that Wayne Barnes missed eat me alive for about six months LOL.
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Post by: Spork on March 10, 2011, 10:07:35 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1367301
Good work Tooterz, quite a fan of Tottenham atm.

Dislike. Highly
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 10, 2011, 10:52:44 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1367301
quite a fan of Tottenham atm.

R3DM@N minus 100 man points for that comment :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 10, 2011, 11:21:31 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1367320
R3DM@N minus 100 man points for that comment :)

I lost total respect at that comment, not even Nasri can save him now. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 11, 2011, 05:16:59 am
Quote from: Arsene Wenger
'I deny completely any charge. I do not understand where that comes from.

'It is a shame for me that the referee took the decision to send Robin van Persie off. It was the wrong decision.

'The first leg was a fantastic advert for football and the second game has been destroyed. People now will only remember the sending off.

'It would be good for UEFA to show some humility, to apologise for what has happened, not charge people who have done nothing wrong.

'Who has been punished is Arsenal football club. We are out of the Champions League, we have lost one of our big ambitions, we have been punished with a lot of damages and on top of that, we have to say sorry to UEFA.

'We have done nothing wrong. They organised the competition, they named the referees who come to the games.

'When you have a football game of that stature, you cannot come out with decisions like that and show a lot of arrogance on top of that.

'We can all understand that we can make wrong decisions, but after that it becomes dictatorship.

'I will keep that for UEFA if they really want to know because I will have some interesting statements to make about some statements made by people who were not supposed to say what they said,' he said.

'You can check any statement I made on television after the game. If I have done anything wrong I am ready to be charged.

'As for what is said in the tunnel, if you can get only one thing where I have come out on what has been said against me or against the referee during my 15 years in England, I will pay for you to have a big holiday.'

Fight the man Arsene!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 11, 2011, 06:44:03 am
I find it strange that Uefa and the like choose to strongly defend refs decisions after the games by charging managers and hitting them with huge fines, and yet on the pitch they allow refs to be man handled by players when they disagree with the decision.Its the one part of the game along with diving that really distracts from the spectacle.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 11, 2011, 02:51:37 pm
I find it strange that UEFA find it justifiable to hand out fines and touchline bans to pretty well everyone whom questions their decision making. It seems as though all the world football bodies are running a communist system.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 11, 2011, 03:42:53 pm
National Socialist actually spork... just look at the uniforms they wear!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 11, 2011, 05:16:00 pm
I much prefer Tooterz than Man Citeh/Utd tho.. lets be honest.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 11, 2011, 06:55:21 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1367526
I much prefer Tooterz than Man Citeh/Utd tho.. lets be honest.

He be trollin, TBH there is no team like Arsenal, however I hate Tottenham the most.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 11, 2011, 08:29:05 pm
Quote from: Spork;1367555
He be strollin down white hart lane, TBH there is no team like Liverpool, however I LoveTottenham the most.
Fixed
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 11, 2011, 09:18:25 pm
lol. sure thing buddy
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 12, 2011, 11:09:27 pm
I only like Arsenal cause of Nasri-ville and that hot singer
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 13, 2011, 09:15:42 am
Not looking good for Arsenal again this season is it? To think they were even entertaining the thought of an unprecedented quadruple.


I lol'd.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 13, 2011, 05:40:45 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1367939
Not looking good for Arsenal again this season is it? To think they were even entertaining the thought of an unprecedented quadruple.


I lol'd.

Lol, I don't think any Gooner realistically believed that. What Wenger usually says if asked if he is going for all four, is that 'Of course we will put in our best efforts in every competition we compete in'.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 13, 2011, 06:31:11 pm
Fair call, I reckon most thought you were in with ashout of at least 2 though surely.

Djourou out for the season eh?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1365671/Arsenals-Johan-Djourou-season-dislocating-shoulder-Manchester-United.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 13, 2011, 06:50:50 pm
Yea, well the Carling Cup was pretty much a given for us. Should have won that one easily.. I mean look whom Brum have lost to (every game) since beating us in London!

However I rated the CL as pretty well stuffed the second we drew Barca, I gave us a much better chance at beating them than last season, however half our team was once again injured, even four or so of our players who playe were injured, most importantly being RVP (who looked well less than fit) and Cesc, who did his hamstring again in the 10th minute.

We are improving, however I am finding it increasingly difficult to log into and read Arsenal forums at the moment, as all them pricks be so damn negative.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 14, 2011, 07:31:05 am
Interesting statistic corner

Arsenal are the only team ever in a Champions League match to not get a single shot on target ….not one.

Quite an achievement.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 14, 2011, 03:30:06 pm
Didn't Inter do the same last year? They had one shot off target?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: camy205 on March 15, 2011, 09:59:31 am
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/4768252/All-Whites-trip-to-Tokyo-will-go-ahead

Great news, should be a wicked game. Might be quite a talked about game if Japan hypes it up :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 15, 2011, 08:29:31 pm
Jens back with Arsenal for the rest of the season, I wonder if he will be used at all, will be interesting to see if he still has 'it'.

Also shows how crap our once again current injury list is, which includes THREE of our first team keepers.

Chester (lol)(season), Fabianski(season) and Mannone(season). Then of course there is Cesc, Walcott, Vermaelan(season), Djourou(season), Song, and Frimpong as well!

There must be something wrong, that so many of our players are out injured, and even more  (Nasri, RVP, Chamakh, Almunia, Diaby, + others whom I can't remember) keep on getting injured, and or have just come back from injury.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 15, 2011, 08:39:57 pm
Quote from: camy205;1368526
[url]http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/4768252/All-Whites-trip-to-Tokyo-will-go-ahead[/url]

Should be a wicked game.

 
International football, yuck.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 15, 2011, 09:29:39 pm
Quote from: Spork;1368698
Jens back with Arsenal for the rest of the season, I wonder if he will be used at all, will be interesting to see if he still has 'it'.

Also shows how crap our once again current injury list is, which includes THREE of our first team keepers.

Chester (lol)(season), Fabianski(season) and Mannone(season). Then of course there is Cesc, Walcott, Vermaelan(season), Djourou(season), Song, and Frimpong as well!

There must be something wrong, that so many of our players are out injured, and even more  (Nasri, RVP, Chamakh, Almunia, Diaby, + others whom I can't remember) keep on getting injured, and or have just come back from injury.

Maybe you should be in the womans league   P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 16, 2011, 11:27:06 am
Arsenal are a pack of cunts.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: TofuEater on March 17, 2011, 08:27:14 am
They're playing like women, that's for sure.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 18, 2011, 01:22:00 pm
classic...Bibotelli...

http://www.twitvid.com/AHCJ1
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 18, 2011, 04:04:48 pm
Hahahahahha!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 18, 2011, 04:46:53 pm
what a tool :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 18, 2011, 05:24:31 pm
It should be illegal to be that thick and get payed that much.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 18, 2011, 05:25:57 pm
Man City, full of comedians. Toure whos a drug cheat and Bibotelli a nub
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 18, 2011, 10:29:01 pm
Brilliant
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 20, 2011, 06:09:44 am
Why does anyone support Arsenal? Are we really challenging for the title? Arsenal does not deserve it. Such an absolute RUBBISH performance. Disgusting. I seriously am starting to see where these 'Wenger out' people are coming from.

And of course, crappy as shit Arsenal Mania must be hosted on a POS server in Siberia as it goes down quicker than a Thailanese tranny hooker.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 20, 2011, 08:50:22 am
Quote from: Spork;1370040
Why does anyone support Arsenal?

They play wonderful flowing skillful football about once or twice a year to give guys like you hope that they will win something.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 20, 2011, 10:13:32 am
typical Man Utd, steal a dodgy win at the death with 10 men...unlucky Bolton, shoulda left Sturridge on.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 21, 2011, 07:11:33 am
Useless City.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 21, 2011, 08:25:36 am
Common Chelsea!!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 21, 2011, 08:10:38 pm
Quote from: Spork;1370310
Useless City.

Agreed, totally outclassed in that second half. Dirty De Jong was their only good player. 2 shots on Target, I think Cech managed to get some kip...

So, Ramires, not worth the money? I hope you were you watching Donaldson and Mustoe of ESPN after your ridiculous 10 minute slating of him in the Champions league.


even though I hate to say it, Suarez goal was pretty tidy too.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 21, 2011, 08:17:45 pm
Fuck Torres, Bring back sturridge. How many times gotta say it? :P

Well done Luiz and Ramires is alright, no Ballack or Deco but he'll do.

We should just have a team of Defenders/Midfielders cause none of our strikers are any good atm :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 21, 2011, 09:05:48 pm
Has Torres even scored yet?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on March 21, 2011, 10:10:43 pm
One shot on goal, he was a bargain
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 21, 2011, 10:18:06 pm
All of Chelsea dont even like em...Hes just Abramovich's toy boy
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 22, 2011, 09:44:58 am
Haters goin to hate...
Poor Torres, he is still one of the best strikers in the world and his early days at Liverpool before he lost interest should prove his class. you try uprooting your family and moving to another top 4 club for that amount of money, added to that they have a totally different management team, playing style etc. Give him time and you will see him come right for Chelsea.
I will LOL until I collapse though if Chelsea don't get into the CL next season as this was his reason for wanting out of Liverpool :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 22, 2011, 10:56:38 am
^^ This, form is temporary, class is permanent
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 22, 2011, 11:52:31 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1370790
Haters goin to hate...
Poor Torres, he is still one of the best strikers in the world and his early days at Liverpool before he lost interest should prove his class. you try uprooting your family and moving to another top 4 club for that amount of money, added to that they have a totally different management team, playing style etc. Give him time and you will see him come right for Chelsea.
I will LOL until I collapse though if Chelsea don't get into the CL next season as this was his reason for wanting out of Liverpool :)

I love Torres (he is/ was one of my fav players out of Arsenal) and I don't hate Chelsea as much as I hate many other clubs, however I would actually really like it if Chelsea didn't make it into the CL next season simply because of that being the reason why Torres made the move.

But then I'd prefer Chelsea to be in the CL than Man City or Spurs.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 22, 2011, 04:40:31 pm
Crazy talk, Torres will come good. Takes players a while to settle and some never do, look at Forlan...26 games without a goal with the ridiculous speculation and expectation on him it's hardly surprising (lest we forget Shevchenko).
A friend of mine raised a good point, wee Pat Nevin was on the radio the other week and he reckons that it's not all Torres fault, Chelsea just don't have a playmaker that can pick him out, his off the ball movement is awesome and quite different to Drogba so wait until Benayoun comes fit, then he won't stop scoring........ and all the nay sayers who suddenly think he's suddenly turned shit over night will hush. (I made up that last bit).

Chelsea not finish top 4, now that would be something. We were all over City, Bolton made the Mancs look silly as did West Brom to Arsenal. We looked a different team, confident passing, so much more movement and urgency about our play. Kalou had a stormer, we now have players who are starting to accept Carlo's rotation policy rather than resent it and make the most of their chances. Don't tell me there's a defence in the premier league that wants to chase Torres and Kalou for 70 minutes only to see Drogba and Anelka warming up.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 22, 2011, 04:51:52 pm
Agreed with that Judge bout Kalou/Drogbra but I much prefer someone like Sturridge who actually is so threatening in goal. I like Torres but hes just not in my top strikers category
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 23, 2011, 02:53:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpTbjhaQ2HU
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 23, 2011, 05:21:45 pm
Cant beat Nasri :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 24, 2011, 09:26:54 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1370790
Haters goin to hate...
Poor Torres, he is still one of the best strikers in the world and his early days at Liverpool before he lost interest should prove his class. you try uprooting your family and moving to another top 4 club for that amount of money, added to that they have a totally different management team, playing style etc. Give him time and you will see him come right for Chelsea.
I will LOL until I collapse though if Chelsea don't get into the CL next season as this was his reason for wanting out of Liverpool :)

Oh please, his form was poor for many many moons long before he moved to Chelsea. He had an excellent first season, and he's been nothing like it ever since. In terms of consistency, anyway.

I'm not sure how voluntarily making piles of money impacts your form. If you're talking expectation, then he's always had that.

That all said, Torres is obvious quality and will come right.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 24, 2011, 09:27:25 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1370964
Agreed with that Judge bout Kalou/Drogbra but I much prefer someone like Sturridge who actually is so threatening in goal. I like Torres but hes just not in my top strikers category

But Sturridge is? Are you fucking high?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 25, 2011, 06:53:22 am
@Wandarah - hes a one man wolfpack haha. Na i was just saying hes alot more threatening than Torres
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 25, 2011, 11:17:18 am
Because Torres isn't playing well.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 25, 2011, 12:36:35 pm
He cant play any worse haha. I'll support em cause hes Chelsea but doesnt mean hes worth 50m pound
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 25, 2011, 11:25:26 pm
no one is worth 50M for playing footy....you would think.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 01, 2011, 06:07:00 pm
6 days since last post. International football SUCKS BALLS!

http://www.arsenalreport.com/2011/03/the-mighty-transition-why-arsenal-havent-won-anything-in-6-years/
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 01, 2011, 11:02:32 pm
International Football is like, eww. haha
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 01, 2011, 11:08:40 pm
Gah, just watched the Carling Cup final. I forgot how they scored the winner. Damn Arsenal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 03, 2011, 10:02:38 am
Not a bad morning of games....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: liquidpain on April 03, 2011, 10:33:30 am
what a great game.
manchester united against west Hampshire

2-0 at half time
then rooney shined, hat trick.
4-2
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 03, 2011, 01:15:21 pm
*BAH*
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 03, 2011, 03:04:18 pm
What was the arsenal Score???
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 03, 2011, 03:28:57 pm
Same old Arsenal always losing (points/ trophies/ leagues).
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 03, 2011, 06:12:46 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1368823
Arsenal are a pack of cunts.


Still
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 03, 2011, 06:16:08 pm
Man Utd 19  -6 Arsenal
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 03, 2011, 06:17:32 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1373728
What was the arsenal Score???

Man Utd 19  -6 Arsenal
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 03, 2011, 10:40:22 pm
Ah well was never really a race for title, Man U been consistent enough so they deserve it.

Chelsea be back..Arsenal still be 2nd/3rd :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 03, 2011, 10:58:29 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1373809
Man U been consistent enough so they deserve it.

While this is true, they have been consistent enough, however I would not go any further than that. Both Man U and Arsenal have been less than good throughout the whole season, sure Man U were unbeaten for a while, however they were drawing more games than they should have, and they had quite a few lucky escapes.

Arsenal are set on playing one style of football, and while it used to be attractive, it's like saying that a chick is attractive, but she has a butterface. Sure it's good to look at, but you wouldn't go out with them (for long). Arsenal plays the short passing game - usually really well, however most teams these days have figured out how The Gunners play, and so they just go with a 4-5-1 for most of the game and wait for the opportunities which always come, and pounce on them when Arsenal are not expecting it. Or just long ball into the box continuously.

What needs to change is more of a deviation in the formation, so that the team is not so predictable, and because once the players get into playing how they always play, they often look as though they are finding it rather difficult to adjust to a different style of play, so keep on passing it forward, then hit a brick wall, pass it out to Sagna or Clichy on the wings, and then they pass it back to the defence, who pass it back and then they just cross it into RVP or Chamakh who are usually boxed in by two heavyweight defenders who get the ball most of the time or on the off chance that one of the forwards get it, they usually bottle the chance.

However, as much as it annoys me, I see that the team is improving, if things had gone differently this season then we easily could have come away with a couple of trophies, no excuses, Arsenal fucked up bad too many times. If the team does stick together, then I can see them doing well in the future - I even read a huge article which was published by Arsenal which talked about a ten year plan, which made a lot of sense out of how Arsenal works, but a few things have thrown the plan off, such as the sale of Henry and a few others. Realistically I can see Fabregas and Nasri moving on in the next window, but I can also see them staying, either way the team will move on, and one way or another things will change, I am not sure how much longer the board will keep with this 10 year plan - even though it's almost over (started in 2002/03 or around then).

Tough times, and while people will say it is great that the team is improving, including myself, I am not one to think that just because the team is posting good financial results = the team is doing well. Would be better financial results if they actually won something.

--

Also, the only reason coming second is good is because of the community cup, otherwise I don't care if we finish second, third or fourth.

EDIT: Oooh yea, this was my 20k post.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 04, 2011, 07:08:40 am
Do you mean the Community Shield? If so, then that's played between the winners of the league and the FA Cup.

I watched the Thierry Henry Legend mini-documentary the other day. God, we used to break at pace, with speed on both flanks - so direct, and lethal. And we used to score from distance. All the time. Not very often were there 5000 passes in the build-up, only for the ball to be passed out wide and crossed into a box void of Arsenal players. I don't recall us using our best header of the ball to fire the ball into a box full of midgets either.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on April 04, 2011, 10:44:20 am
Second place will be in the Shield as Spork has realised that Man U will  win the FA cup and the league
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 04, 2011, 07:42:15 pm
Quote from: henno;1373854
Second place will be in the Shield as Spork has realised that Man U will  win the FA cup and the league

They better well! I'd much prefer Man U win it than City.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 05, 2011, 09:28:39 am
There isn't much in the way of a good outcome. I suppose 22 spontaneous combustions is asking too much.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 05, 2011, 10:26:43 am
^ ROFL, 23 as Fergie needs to fuck off or die...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 05, 2011, 06:19:15 pm
Quote from: Spork;1373975
They better well! I'd much prefer Man U win it than City.

It must have hurt so much to type that out.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 05, 2011, 06:22:54 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1374240
It must have hurt so much to type that out.

Man U have won so much that I really do not care.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 06, 2011, 08:53:44 am
So, how many Spurs fans will turn up for the home leg? Oh dear LOL


Go Schalke too, jeez...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 06, 2011, 09:36:01 am
That made me feel slightly better. It's a shame Adebayor was such a prat, he's good for a header that boy and always scores against Spurs.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on April 06, 2011, 01:20:16 pm
poor spurs

thourough ass kicking this morning

at least they are playin CL though

unlike my beloved liverpool who get beaten by fkn WBA
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 06, 2011, 01:41:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fuck yea, that has put a smile on my face this morning, something which Arsenal have failed to do in a while.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 06, 2011, 01:52:02 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8d2GPQtJFY&feature=player_embedded#at=11

Oh shit. Lol.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 06, 2011, 05:30:48 pm
Inter got trashed too! and @ home.. hahah
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 06, 2011, 05:35:38 pm
Just watching the Real game now.. Crouch was an absolute idiot, VDV has looked poor as, Bale has been good though - as much as I hate to say it. He is such an ugly bugger. The special one performing his magic as usual.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 07, 2011, 07:52:09 pm
Fuck Rooney
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 07, 2011, 09:00:25 pm
Quote from: Spork;1374504
He is such an ugly bugger.

He's Welsh.... Tom Jones and Cath Zeta Jones took all the looks Wales had spare :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 07, 2011, 09:02:24 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1374842
Fuck Rooney
Statement or wish?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 07, 2011, 09:03:12 pm
Not ideal, hope can bring the pain at Old Trafford 2x
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 07, 2011, 09:42:20 pm
LeBron buys share of Liverpool Wtf
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 07, 2011, 09:58:13 pm
Traitor, he is friends with Fabregas!

And Torres.. :S
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 07, 2011, 10:07:59 pm
Part share in Liverpool was cheaper than Torres.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 10, 2011, 03:43:15 am
inb4 redman jizzes on about sturrige's brace. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 10, 2011, 03:50:08 am
Torres still shit, Sturridge - the man!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 10, 2011, 07:04:06 pm
Yea Sturridge, good move putting him out to Bolton, he'll come back to us an even more valuable player next season when Drogba's left.

Torres looked alright today,  yea he missed a couple of chances but so did everyone else, he's at least trying and we did pick him out, Benayoun nearly made it happen a couple of times. Fans were really behind him too, good to see.

I was thinking how cool it would be if Torres first goal for Chelsea was the goal that put Manchester United out of the Champions League.....


save it, I know.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 10, 2011, 09:03:56 pm
first goal? make it three goals.

He will score a hattrick against them. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 10, 2011, 10:27:12 pm
now that I would like...unless they got 3 aswell :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 11, 2011, 04:20:21 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1375290/Chelsea-owner-Abramovich-sell-Torres-flop.html#ixzz1J5GGJL6T

Seriously Roman, go sail your yacht, as you have no idea about football.

Also, 7 points, game in hand, and a home game against United. Ooh this season aint over yet!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 11, 2011, 08:24:45 am
Yea I saw that, not sure I believe it, must be hard to watch for him though. Torres will still be a Chelsea player next season, just that Sturridge wil be partnering him not Drogba.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 11, 2011, 09:28:44 am
For fucks sake, it's the Daily Mail. They *make shit up*.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 11, 2011, 09:34:43 am
*sssh*

Nah it's probably a change of tac by Chelsea, first we were all "oh we hope he scores" now were trying "score or you're out" approach, worth a try I guess. :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 11, 2011, 01:15:21 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1375459
For fucks sake, it's the Daily Mail. They *make shit up*.

 
Haha, of course, but it's fun to read all the crazy tabloids.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3519443/Stan-Kroenke-is-in-advanced-talks-to-take-full-control-of-Arsenal.html

Looks like we can buy Torres off Chelsea!

EDIT: TBH, I'd say Fernando would be better placed at Arsenal either way.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 11, 2011, 02:41:06 pm
He would be better placed back at Liverpool :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 11, 2011, 04:06:52 pm
Quote from: Spork;1375482

EDIT: TBH, I'd say Fernando would be better placed at Arsenal either way.

Apart from he only moves to clubs to win titles and trophies ;p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 11, 2011, 06:36:22 pm
^ ahhhh ha ha ha ha.... Ahhhh ha ha ha haaaaa.... that is a great one kilabee! two thumbs up.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 11, 2011, 08:21:18 pm
.. So he moved to Chelsea? I mean sure they have previously won trophies, but who knows what will happen now, apart from Arsenal going on to win everything next season and every season after that until all other teams give up because they just cant keep up. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on April 12, 2011, 08:09:57 am
take that man city

3-0 bitches WOOO!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on April 12, 2011, 08:28:01 am
man i didnt realize its still going lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on April 12, 2011, 11:35:57 am
Carrol's first goal was a ripper
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 12, 2011, 12:15:02 pm
Arsenal are shit, always have been shit and always will be shit!
Sorry for the reality check there Spork but reading "The illustrated history of Arsenal FC's successes" would take less time than it would take to read "Glorious French Military Victories" :p

Good win for the pool this morning but one has to ask, WTF Man city?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 12, 2011, 01:28:16 pm
Interesting news Re: Arsenal Takeover.

It's impossible not to feel a sense of sadness; regardless of the fact that essentially the club has been in foreign hands for a couple of years now, it's always seemed the plurality of ownership and the long tradition of being owned by English families and fans, for me, was part of the reason for my initial love affair. The last of the 'large' English clubs to be so, really.

I suppose though that this is the modern world, and all that shit. I also suppose than it's better Kronke, than it would be Usmanov. Look at Chelsea, and the hideous puppets they have become. Disgusting stuff, makes you ill really.

Or look at Manchester United, and the inevitable collapse of their club sooner or later. That combined with the strange, subhuman like trolls that attend their matches is as much of a warning as anything that Sugar-Daddy ownership is not always a good thing.

Or lets cast our eyes to the slums of Liverpool, and the strange squeaking goblins that support them and their American owner. Let us hope our lot is not as fatal as theirs, and also, that we never, ever, sound like them.

Well, now we're all whores really. I just hope our fucking is gentle and we get a nice massaged reach-around. That'd appear to be the case. Regardless, I am certain that we will continue to act with the class, dignity and élan that is so noticeably lacking from the three clubs mentioned above. Looking, smelling, sounding, or being like them in anyway would be the real tragedy.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 12, 2011, 03:13:27 pm
Trolls & Goblins? really? It is true that Arsenal fans believe in fairy tales then.... I suppose they must do given Sporks comments about them becoming a great club :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 12, 2011, 04:14:02 pm
The only people that don't think Arsenal are a great club, are people with so many extra chromosomes they eat them every morning as cereal, and people from Hull.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 12, 2011, 07:03:31 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1375729
The only people that don't think Arsenal are a great club, are people with so many extra chromosomes they eat them every morning as cereal, and people from Hull.


One word to many in that sentence.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 12, 2011, 08:39:33 pm
http://www.premierleague.com/page/Headlines/0,,12306~2335944,00.html

I love you Sturridge!

Torres < You.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on April 13, 2011, 08:29:49 am
Looking good  at OT 2- 1 (3-1 agg)  cannot believe Sky has this delayed and not live

quote from BBC match tracker
 Man Utd totally bossing this now, the life sucked out of Chelsea like a popped  balloon following that Park Ji-sung strike.

Another great game for Torres subbed off at half time Drogba comes on and iis a threat straight away and gets a goal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 13, 2011, 08:39:48 am
Oh well, season over and no big surprise really. Very close end to end stuff by the sounds, 1 away goal from going through on 77 minutes then all killed off a minute later. Also, can't believe ESPN got it so wrong as to which game to show live in NZ anyway.

Well done Reds, good luck beating Barca... :)

@Henno, agree never would have started with Torres, and if I had Benayon would have started too. Should have been Drogs and Anelka.

Carlo, down the road probably even though he wasn't to blame for everything.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Speakman on April 13, 2011, 01:51:09 pm
http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 13, 2011, 01:59:44 pm
^^
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 13, 2011, 04:37:09 pm
Drogbas finish was class, Chelsea was up for it today, but i think overall Man U deserved it. Schalke (presumably) in the semis will be interesting, and Barca/Real in the final will be tough....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 13, 2011, 06:20:38 pm
@ Judge .
ESPN gets it wrong on their coverage every time
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 13, 2011, 06:50:30 pm
Yea, they did the same thing in Aus for one of Arsenal's last matches - can't remember which one but one was delayed while there was another game live with two teams whom are no where near as big as Arsenal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 13, 2011, 06:58:57 pm
Only thing I cared about this week was the reaming City took @ the hands of the mighty Liverpool.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 13, 2011, 07:03:35 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1376077
Only thing I cared about this week was the reaming City took @ the hands of the mighty Liverpool.

pains me to say it about liverpool, but i could almost handle them crushing Shitty there
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 13, 2011, 07:12:08 pm
I really don't know who I want to win out of the upcoming City Spurs match.

Anyway, more important news.

I was not aware that there was interest, however THIS is how you deal with transfer rumours.

http://yfrog.com/hsjpqjaj

<3 jack.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 13, 2011, 07:49:03 pm
Quote from: Spork;1376075
Yea, they did the same thing in Aus for one of Arsenal's last matches - can't remember which one but one was delayed while there was another game live with two teams whom are no where near as big as Arsenal.


Oh I think I remember that one Spork, to be fair I would show Ipswich Vs Notts Forrest over Arsenal any day!
 
Quote from: kilabee;1376077
Only thing I cared about this week was the reaming City took @ the hands of the mighty Liverpool.


I watched the game for the second time.... brilliant Goal from Carroll
 
Quote from: JontyB;1375999
[url]http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/[/url]


http://hascarrollscoredforliverpool.com/
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 13, 2011, 07:51:36 pm
I think that was the game, bloody Ispwich!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 13, 2011, 09:35:22 pm
GG Man U, Drogba is the man - Torres is so shit ffs! STURRIDGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 13, 2011, 10:04:16 pm
Anyone got a clip for the goals from the Man U Chelsea match? 101great goals doesnt seem to be working for me. :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 13, 2011, 10:24:42 pm
Quote from: Spork;1376147
Anyone got a clip for the goals from the Man U Chelsea match? 101great goals doesnt seem to be working for me. :(

 
http://playmyfootball.com/manchester-united-2-1-chelsea-champions-league-quarter-final-agg-3-1
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 13, 2011, 10:59:58 pm
Meh, Drogba's goal was O.K I guess.
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Post by: Wandarah on April 14, 2011, 09:39:26 am
Gareth Bale peels bananas with his feet *clap clap* Gareth Bale peels bananas with his feet! *clap clap*
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Post by: Spork on April 14, 2011, 09:56:49 am
Wooh yea Real and Schalke.

Schalke to win the CL.
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Post by: Spork on April 15, 2011, 01:36:49 am
http://newsthump.com/2011/03/07/manchester-uniteds-nani-out-for-weeks-with-damaged-vagina/
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Post by: LeadCollector on April 15, 2011, 10:14:14 am
at first I was like wtf is this shit Spork? Then I realised and was like OMGWTFBBQROFL
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Post by: Spork on April 15, 2011, 01:59:47 pm
Haha, they have a fair bit on there, some funny stuff.

http://newsthump.com/2011/03/31/tottenham-hotspur-begin-legal-challenge-to-redefine-term-bad-losers/

And one for Arsenal just so I don't look like a complete cock.. On a ball.

http://newsthump.com/2011/03/09/arsenal-turn-attentions-to-domestic-failure/
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Post by: Spork on April 15, 2011, 09:10:05 pm
Just to make sure Chelsea and lesser so - Pool don't feel left out.

(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/9237/screenshot20110414at144.png)
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Post by: kilabee on April 15, 2011, 09:18:28 pm
Lol^^
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 16, 2011, 06:46:52 pm
was that really the Recommended Retail price for him? I think not....
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Post by: SteddieEddie on April 17, 2011, 10:00:36 am
Good job city
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Post by: Spork on April 17, 2011, 01:08:54 pm
Come on Stoke.. Or who ever else is still in it!
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 17, 2011, 01:40:43 pm
singing... "where's ya treble gone, where's ya treble gone....." Didn't need Rooney eh?

:)
Anyone know what Balotelli said to Ferdinand that got him so wound up at the end?   what a sore loser.... Captain of England...hmm yea sure.

Made me laugh in the week when he made some daft comment about the fact that no Man united player would ever speak out about matters within the club...short memory there boy, what was Rooney doing less 6 months ago?
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Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 17, 2011, 01:44:17 pm
Quote from: Spork;1376948
Come on Stoke.. Or who ever else is still in it!

Bolton i think

sucks but oh well, cmon stoke/bolton
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Post by: Spork on April 17, 2011, 02:14:15 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1376955
singing... "where's ya treble gone, where's ya treble gone....." Didn't need Rooney eh?

:)
Anyone know what Balotelli said to Ferdinand that got him so wound up at the end?   what a sore loser.... Captain of England...hmm yea sure.

Made me laugh in the week when he made some daft comment about the fact that no Man united player would ever speak out about matters within the club...short memory there boy, what was Rooney doing less 6 months ago?

From what I have read, he was just bragging about winning the game, and messing up MU's treble.
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Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 17, 2011, 02:32:58 pm
Quote from: Spork;1376958
From what I have read, he was just bragging about winning the game, and messing up MU's treble.

and that he finally got his bib on?
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Post by: Spork on April 17, 2011, 02:38:52 pm
Hahahaha, yea, it really does go to show the maturity of the bloke. Not that this was not evident beforehand.
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Post by: Spork on April 18, 2011, 05:07:04 am
Dear United,

We feel sorry that you were unable to go unbeaten
throughout the season, so we decided to be absolute
fucking useless as often as possible no matter whom
 we start with and no matter whom we play against,
in order to literally hand you the title.

Yours sincerely

Arsenal.

P.S, I had to rewrite this letter 10 times because my hands are shaking.
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Post by: Spork on April 18, 2011, 05:09:30 am
Fucking bottlers, I mean FUCKIGN WHAT THE FUCK? Seriously?

Wenger out... :P
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Post by: Spork on April 18, 2011, 05:11:23 am
Ciao Cesc, Nasri, RVP, no idea why you would want to stay at Arsenal.
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Post by: Spork on April 18, 2011, 05:19:37 am
(http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4471/passiona0526442.jpg) (http://img861.imageshack.us/i/passiona0526442.jpg/)

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Arsenal have signed a new major sponsor!

In the post-match interview Arsene Wenger spoke about a brilliant new major sponsor for the team for an undisclosed amount.

'Vell, you see, I now see that it is clear that we are never going to see any passion on the pitch, so I decided to bring us much passion to the sidelines.'
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Post by: kilabee on April 18, 2011, 06:40:45 am
Emmanuel Eboue is my new favorite player.For this week anyway.
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Post by: maorifulla on April 18, 2011, 07:40:23 am
my favourite bit from that game was when Dalglish told Arsene to PISS OFF lol

I actually felt a bit sorry for Arsenal because I though as soon as the ball hit the ground it was game over

I think if Eboue had just left him the ref would have blown time

BL hahahahaha

shes getting F*CKED by EBOUE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndOAg-nfJPM
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Post by: LeadCollector on April 18, 2011, 10:12:48 am
I refer you back to my earlier post :p

Quote from: LeadCollector;1375670
Arsenal are shit, always have been shit and always will be shit!
Sorry for the reality check there Spork but reading "The illustrated history of Arsenal FC's successes" would take less time than it would take to read "Glorious French Military Victories" :p
Quote from: maorifulla;1377106
my favourite bit from that game was when Dalglish told Arsene to PISS OFF lol

Agreed! until then Arsenal conceding the penalty was :p

Quote from: maorifulla;1377106
I actually felt a bit sorry for Arsenal because I though as soon as the ball hit the ground it was game over

I think if Eboue had just left him the ref would have blown time

BL hahahahaha


Not enough laughing going on there, even Sir Alex managed to crack a giggle. One should never feel sorry for Arsenal, they are just doing to themselves what they have done to themselves every season for the last 6 years... hence my original post regarding how shit they are.

Commiserations Spork.... I feel your Pain :)
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Post by: maorifulla on April 18, 2011, 10:22:59 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljunT95kFYo
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Post by: camy205 on April 18, 2011, 12:10:46 pm
real madrid vs barca.

BORING
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Post by: kilabee on April 18, 2011, 01:11:08 pm
Fuck Dalglish is the man.Time for Wenger to fuck off and find a new job I reckon.
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Post by: Spork on April 18, 2011, 02:38:46 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1377198
Fuck Dalglish is the man.Time for Wenger to fuck off and find a new job I reckon.

Now that I have calmed down, I really don't see what Wenger did wrong in that game? Tactics were all fine, we were cutting Liverpool apart for most of the game, of course they did a lot better in the second half, however no one could have predicted that second penalty. Of course we should have been up more before then, but we weren't.
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Post by: kilabee on April 18, 2011, 05:40:30 pm
Ask yourself honestly,with the talent at his disposal has Wenger got the team to fire and produce results? I don't understand the Arse love affair with him.
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Post by: LeadCollector on April 18, 2011, 06:00:27 pm
Quote from: Spork;1377223
, we were cutting Liverpool apart for most of the game.
What game were you watching Spork? Certainly not what the stats reported, Liverpool had 43% to Arsenals 57% so hardly a cutting apart the rest was fairly even besides Arsenals 10 Corners to Liverpools 3!
What I would be worried about is the fact that the team Liverpool finished with had an average age of 20 so they had less experience than the Arsenal veterans and still manged to hold Arsenal out.
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Post by: R3DM@N on April 18, 2011, 07:23:51 pm
Lead, Liverpool aint no pushover :P
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Post by: Spork on April 18, 2011, 08:33:04 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1377263
What game were you watching Spork? Certainly not what the stats reported, Liverpool had 43% to Arsenals 57% so hardly a cutting apart the rest was fairly even besides Arsenals 10 Corners to Liverpools 3!
What I would be worried about is the fact that the team Liverpool finished with had an average age of 20 so they had less experience than the Arsenal veterans and still manged to hold Arsenal out.

Mate, if (possession) stats where everything the league would be completely different, as an Arsenal supporter following a team whom constantly dominate possession, you begin to realise that as I said, stats do not win trophies, nor always win games.

In the first half at least, Arsenal should have been a few up. Of course both teams should have had at least one goal before the added time.

Also, @ age, that means shit all these days, Wilshire is the best player in the EPL, then there is Sturrige, Szczesney, and a whole load of others whom constantly out perform others aging from 5-10 years older than them.
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Post by: LeadCollector on April 18, 2011, 09:21:06 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1377279
Lead, Liverpool aint no pushover :P

 
Never said that, was more saying that it would have been the least experienced team we have fielded this season... it was positive! It was just funny that Liverpool's weakest team could hold all that experience of Arsenal.

Quote from: Spork;1377292
Mate, if (possession) stats where everything the league would be completely different, as an Arsenal supporter following a team whom constantly dominate possession, you begin to realise that as I said, stats do not win trophies, nor always win games.


Guess we just watched it from different POV's as I in no way thought the gooners were dominating whatsoever, merely stated that teh game stats thought it was an even match also.

Quote from: Spork;1377292
Wilshire is the best player in the EPL


Where did you find that out? can't find that anywhere on the interweb... was that an FA announced stat or just your wish as the official EPL listings have him at 52 not one, I would assume if he was the best player then surely the official player ranking system would have to have him at number one! I will email them for you and tell them of thier oversight :P

http://www.premierleague.com/page/PlayerPerformanceIndex
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Post by: Spork on April 18, 2011, 10:03:23 pm
I was being an Arsenal supporter :P. Also re the POV thing, while it is obvious that we were (I pretty well only ever concentrate on how Arsenal perform) it is also obvious that Arsenal did not really carve Liverpool up, however they definitely should have finished the game off on the field before it came to the last minutes of the game. We did not even deserve the point in the end because of how useless we were at so many things.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/04/17/2446209/arsenals-jack-wilshere-wins-pfa-young-player-of-the-year

He has definitely been one of the best, and he deserves his award a fuck load more than Stale Bale deserves the grown ups award. Jack has consistently performed extremely well since November, Bale did well in two euro games.

EDIT: I only just read that article, bit strange how Jack won the young player, but Bale came second.

Sort of a bit like where that Kanye meme came from. :P
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Post by: LeadCollector on April 18, 2011, 10:22:33 pm
I know Spork me ol mate... it will still be hurtin! My friend who is an Arsenal supporter too has not retuned or answered any of my calls today :p
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Post by: Spork on April 18, 2011, 10:35:40 pm
It does hurt, but I was expecting it.

I thought the game was in Liverpool until 5 minutes had been played and the crowd were chanting with London accents, so I was expecting it to go to a draw, then once the first half ended, I knew it would.

Didn't stop me from jumping up and down like a little girl when RVP scored.
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Post by: Wandarah on April 19, 2011, 12:04:17 pm
I thought Arsenal dominated Liverpool in the midfield, and kept them pretty quiet up front too. Still, there is nothing remotely surprising about Arsenal snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
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Post by: Spork on April 20, 2011, 01:10:11 pm
The fight for the title race.

It is now clear that neither Arsenal nor Man U WANT to win the title, I mean how often has each team slipped up? The only fight involved with the title seems to be the fight to lose it.

Good old Newcastle.
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Post by: kilabee on April 20, 2011, 05:32:14 pm
How I will laugh if Spurs trip you up tommorro
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Post by: Spork on April 21, 2011, 08:42:52 am
One word to sum up Arsenal 10/11

Pathetic.
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Post by: henno on April 21, 2011, 08:45:04 am
Thank you  Spurs
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Post by: LeadCollector on April 21, 2011, 08:50:17 am
aw Spork... but once again I am proved right :p and yes I am still a cnut :)

Just waiting for kilabee's laughter to commence
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Post by: Spork on April 21, 2011, 08:51:37 am
Quote from: henno;1377856
Thank you  Spurs

At least this game there were no dodgy ref decisions (against us).

EDIT: Ah, I just remembered the RVp offside call, pricks, we were robbed!!!111 :P
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Post by: Spork on April 21, 2011, 08:52:57 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1377857
aw Spork... but once again I am proved right :p and yes I am still a cnut :)

Just waiting for kilabee's laughter to commence

Well it's not like any other team have been decent, Chelsea have been the only team winning games as of late. Quite a scary thing really.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 21, 2011, 09:20:53 am
Cool we're second..wtf?
so we just gotta win our last 3 home games, beat the Mancs 5-0 at OT to settle the GD, hope that Arsenal beat Man Utd at the Emirates and then win our last game at Everton, which they will roll because they hate the mancs more than they hate us.

Easy. :p
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Post by: Spork on April 21, 2011, 09:22:26 am
I wish someone would just close down AFC, so I can stop watching something which just rips out your heart and soul.
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Post by: Wandarah on April 21, 2011, 11:14:25 am
Quote from: Spork;1377858
At least this game there were no dodgy ref decisions (against us).

EDIT: Ah, I just remembered the RVp offside call, pricks, we were robbed!!!111 :P

Bingo.
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Post by: Wandarah on April 21, 2011, 11:15:18 am
I actually thought we played pretty well. The penalty was a terrible goal to concede, but the two before it were screamers - total quality.
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Post by: R3DM@N on April 21, 2011, 04:15:14 pm
Back where you should be..3rd :P Althought need Man U to drop these next few games, hopes still up there for Arsenal/Chelsea 1-2
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Post by: Spork on April 21, 2011, 04:49:05 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1377893
I actually thought we played pretty well. The penalty was a terrible goal to concede, but the two before it were screamers - total quality.

Yep, Chester got way too confident, and should not have come for it, it wasn't even that much of a threat.
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Post by: Spork on April 22, 2011, 04:17:27 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzjF7bLyvc4
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Post by: SteddieEddie on April 22, 2011, 09:26:23 pm
Quote from: Spork;1377858
At least this game there were no dodgy ref decisions (against us).

EDIT: Ah, I just remembered the RVp offside call, pricks, we were robbed!!!111 :P

Quote from: Wandarah;1377892
Bingo.

Quote from: Spork;1377969
Yep, Chester got way too confident, and should not have come for it, it wasn't even that much of a threat.

You lot looked like a bunch of lumberjacks the way you were hacking down the spurs players
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Post by: Spork on April 22, 2011, 10:02:38 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1378157
You lot looked like a bunch of lumberjacks the way you were hacking down the spurs players

There was quite a lot of bad tackles from both sides, but meh, I don't care about spurs being hacked down, that charge from Sczeszny against Bale was fantastic, and actually a good keeper tackle as well.

Been far too long since we last had a good keeper (although Fabianski was doing real well at the start of the season).
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Post by: Spork on April 23, 2011, 03:07:02 am
All I have heard about this bloke is bad news of him doing stupid stuff, or just generally being an idiot.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/04/20/mario-balotelli-gives-homeless-man-1000-after-25k-casino-win/

+reputation to Balotelli for this, as sure some of these people may go and spend the money on drugs, but the way I see it, it is better for them to be on drugs and on the street, than to be on nothing and on the street, which they would be without the money. It's the thought that counts.

So yea, good work Mario, you've done well for once.
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Post by: henno on April 23, 2011, 03:49:09 am
Real Madrid waited 18 years to win back the Copa del Rey trophy -- only to drop the cup and watch it get crushed under the wheels of a bus.

Only hours after beating archrival Barcelona in the domestic cup final in Valencia, Madrid defender Sergio Ramos let the 33-pound cup fall from the top of the team bus during celebrations early Thursday morning in the capital.

http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/news/_/id/6401243/copa-del-rey-trophy-run-bus-real-madrid-postgame-celebration?campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines (http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/news/_/id/6401243/copa-del-rey-trophy-run-bus-real-madrid-postgame-celebration?campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines)
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Post by: R3DM@N on April 23, 2011, 09:38:48 am
yeah seen that henno crack up! hahahha
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Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 24, 2011, 01:38:54 am
CHICHARITO!!!

Fuck that was a long 83 minutes.....
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Post by: Spork on April 24, 2011, 01:50:37 am
Haha, god damn Toffees, just can't stick to it can they.
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Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 24, 2011, 02:26:57 am
21 shots to five, they spent like 4 minutes in our defensive third or something pathetic like that....

by no means our best performance but you gotta win those ones, and they did
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Post by: R3DM@N on April 24, 2011, 11:34:56 am
Good work Chelsea, Torres you scored - you can start your scoreless run again haha.
Altho i hope the floodgates open at the right end of the season :P
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Post by: Spork on April 24, 2011, 11:48:06 am
Torres scored, liverpool scored 5 (Maxi hattrick).. I'm thinking that Arsenal might even be able to scrape a win tonight..
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Post by: R3DM@N on April 24, 2011, 12:07:21 pm
Agreed Spork, then we both take Man U by storm..then its game on!
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Post by: Spork on April 25, 2011, 03:55:43 am
inb4 redman jizzgasms all over the place.

Sturrige has been awesome so far, him and Wilshire are by far the best players on the pitch, funny how Bolton produced both of them.

Not even surprised by the result so far, usual Arsenal, I didn't know what I was seeing when I was watching the game after the Bolton goal, we actually looked dominant, and as if we could score in any one of our attempts and came within inches of doing so.

Oh yea, usual stuff Bolton should have had 800 red cards, ref is corrupt blah blah blah.
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Post by: Spork on April 25, 2011, 05:05:41 am
my arms, they are like gumbi.

^ lol.

I'm as much of a crackpot as Arsene. If I see that bloke at Arsenal next season... Well It will be another season of torture.
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Post by: SteddieEddie on April 25, 2011, 08:27:22 am
Oh dear Spork, that is a shame.

Strange end to the season this year
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Post by: maorifulla on April 25, 2011, 08:43:03 am
oh man poor arsenal

my dad will be shattered
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 25, 2011, 09:00:03 am
Just beat the Mancs at your place, you can do that, right? If the Toffee's can nearly hold them, you can beat them. Especially as they will have big Champions league games either side. Go Arsenal!

(http://images.sportinglife.com/11/04/330/Bolton-v-Arsenal-Alex-Song-woe_2589333.jpg)
(http://images.teamtalk.com/11/04/402x210/Florent-Malouda-Fernando-Torres-Chelsea-Premi_2589059.jpg)
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Post by: Zenith on April 25, 2011, 09:01:41 am
Bolton are not that badly placed on the table, well done to them anyway.  
An tomorrow hopefully Blackburn can smash Man City.

Just looking at the games coming up, final round looks pretty meh.  Biggest games will be for Relegation, thou I guess an upset victory over the 3,4,5th place could decide a CL spot.
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Post by: R3DM@N on April 25, 2011, 09:48:44 am
Sturridge!!!! BL Arsenal :/ Just beat Man U haha.

Smash Man City!
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Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 25, 2011, 10:58:52 am
well well, that was a bit of a surprise....

BL arsenal
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 25, 2011, 01:25:06 pm
what surprise?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 25, 2011, 01:53:28 pm
Quote from: Spork;1378605
what surprise?

Bolton backed up after their 5-0 drubbing to the mighty stoke...
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Post by: Spork on April 25, 2011, 02:25:22 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1378611
Bolton backed up after their 5-0 drubbing to the mighty stoke...

Oh, right yea fair enough. I was definitely not surprised by Arsenal losing, although I was thinking it'd go for a draw so that mad professor bloke could say 'Oh but we are 16 games unbeaten!!!111'
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Post by: Wandarah on April 26, 2011, 09:46:43 am
Shut up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up LA LA LA LA LA LAA FUCJK FUCKFUFKKCUFKCKC
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 26, 2011, 11:05:37 am
So, I take it Arsene will go? Not the first time you've watched as a title lead has slipped away. Who do you replace him with though? Mick McCarthy might be keen when Wolves go down

:)

It's a terrible result for us, needed you to go hard against the Mancs on Sunday.
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Post by: SteddieEddie on April 26, 2011, 11:09:26 am
Yeah I was hoping the arse could help us out and beat manu but with the way they are going can't see it happening.

Still they way all the top 4 teams are playing the title is still wide open
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Post by: Wandarah on April 26, 2011, 12:46:23 pm
Title lead? I don't think our title lead faded away. We've been chasing the majority of the season. The lead you talk about, that was, well...yours, wasn't it?

I don't think Arsene will go. God, it's a huge fucking subject - and frankly, you're a horrible twisted bastard so I refuse to discuss it. Hmmf.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 26, 2011, 02:38:55 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1378796
Title lead? I don't think our title lead faded away. We've been chasing the majority of the season. The lead you talk about, that was, well...yours, wasn't it?

I don't think Arsene will go. God, it's a huge $#@!ing subject - and frankly, you're a horrible twisted bastard so I refuse to discuss it. Hmmf.

haha fair call, I just meant you were in with a good shout this time (I'm sure you lead briefly earlier on though), yea we fell to bits for sure but usually our manager doesn't get the chance to ride the storm, although Carlo may yet do enough. I'm talking a few seasons ago when you were cruising and then choked and everyone said "yea but they're a young team, young team".
 
To give Arsenal credit, they've backed him well enough and he's spent no money (wehn compared to others *ahem*). I wish Chelsea would do more of that, I really do. I just think that his times up, he should be delivering, something. It even looks like it's getting to him far more than ever before.
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Post by: Wandarah on April 26, 2011, 03:21:07 pm
This year was the year for me.

I think most Arse Fans knew chances for trophies would be tight for 2-4 years, when we dismantled the team and moved to Ashburton Grove. That has been done, and so from that perspective, while keeping the operating costs of the club in the black, and servicing the debt beyond the requirements AS WELL as continually qualifying for the Champions League with the team we've had is a stand out fucking job. We even challenged in 2007/2008, and have had two Carling Cup finals, a few CL semi's and some decent FA cup runs along the way - DESPITE the Manager acknowledging we probably didn't have the quality or depth in the first team to compete on all fronts. So much of that has been done with quite a few reserve team players making names, and careers (in or out of the club) for themselves.

All of that is excellent, and I seriously doubt many other managers could've done the same all things considered.

Last year though, the club made decent bucks from selling two of it's high-profile players. Some of that, I'm sure, went to service debt, and some of that went on a couple of new players. Despite the money not going to positions where most fans thought we needed to strengthen. We were still, for large amounts of the season playing Almunia in goal for instance, and that cost us points. We were, at one point too, playing without enough backup at Centreback, and the quality of the CB's themselves weren't up to scratch. We didn't and still don't have decent cover at DM, or even better, a super-quality DM. Many of those things have cost us.

Now, we're left with young players on high wages who have benefited from the belief and trust placed in them by the Manager. Some of those players clearly don't deserve that trust, and despite what he says in public - I'm sure (I hope) that he'll be working on getting those that have underperformed out of the club. Regardless, this really was the season where we should've done more - if anything though, we appear to have stalled, or gone backwards. Tactics are static, Defensive mistakes are rife - and the great 'mental strength' we hear so much about is clearly nowhere to be seen.

We've got a bunch of players who have been given everything too early, and now it'd seem some of them don't feel like they need to try - and frankly, if there isn't 3-4 of them gone this summer, that'll be the message management continues to send.

It must be absolutely gutting for him - but yeah, now change either in philosophy, or dare I whisper it, Manager is required. Me - I'd give him one more year. I said that last year though, too.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 26, 2011, 09:43:25 pm
I am more than happy for AW to stay at the grove for the rest of his life, however not when he is so stubborn that he never changes his tactics.

Also, you did mention in Wandy, but we were playing with Campbell and Silvestre as a CB pair, with Gibbs on the left. Arsha up top and Denilson in the middle for many of our games, it is surprising that we finished in the top half of the table let alone top four, however we have done that many seasons in a row, and no one likes stagnation, so we NEED improvement.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 27, 2011, 07:30:30 am
Would any other club in world football, play a tiny little midget as a number 9?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 27, 2011, 03:55:58 pm
That was surprisingly easy....What happened to 6 goals in 2 legs Schalke?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 27, 2011, 06:00:18 pm
Wait, the UCL still exists? Meh. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 27, 2011, 06:12:20 pm
@Wandarah. Well said, I think when you put it like that he does deserve another season. He does need to make some wholesale changes in the close season though and consider making a real marque signing or two. Youth is one thing but experience is quite another and bringing in a couple of big names name would appease some of the fans and give the team a boost in more ways than one. Look at how good our squad became when we signed Torres....oh wait bad example, well it woke Drogba the fk up if nothing else.

The summer is going to be interesting for both our clubs.

would like to know though

a) What are the 3-4 players that should go IYO?
b) Who were the high profiles sold?
c) To which midget do you refer?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 27, 2011, 08:37:52 pm
Almunia, Denilson, Squillaci.

Henry, Flamini, Viera.

Arshavin?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 28, 2011, 01:36:57 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5BVNZwWasA&feature=related

Hahaha, I was impressed, then he did that last bit and I laughed muchly.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 28, 2011, 01:44:37 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzParEuziXs&feature=related

Not a goal, but a fantastic volley! And he gets back to head it as well.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 28, 2011, 10:53:21 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1379108
a) What are the 3-4 players that should go IYO?
b) Who were the high profiles sold?
c) To which midget do you refer?

a) Denilson, Clichy, Alumnia, Arshavin and possibly Bendtner and/or Diaby. The whole team though, need to fucking wake up.
b) Toure and Adebayor (for a total, if I recall, of 30-35 Mil)
c) We do gots a lot, yo - Arshavin

That said, while those players I wouldn't be sad to see leave - the issue isn't just buying new players. Our issue is a psychological , training and tactical one. In fact, should be get those things sorted then I would be happy with just Denilson and Almunia leaving and a quality DM and leftback coming in.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 28, 2011, 10:53:49 am
And uh, can I just call Barcelona a bunch of pathetic dribbling homos.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 28, 2011, 02:35:58 pm
Haha, yea TBH I didn't find last night's game interesting at all.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 28, 2011, 06:53:18 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1379200
And uh, can I just call Barcelona a bunch of pathetic dribbling homos.

 
Yes, provided it includes the words 'Manchester' 'United' 'beating' in there somewhere.

That midget they got did ok though didn't he?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on April 28, 2011, 07:59:06 pm
Manchester United beating a bunch of pathetic homos.

Yep sounds good
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 28, 2011, 08:04:01 pm
I guess you could consider Messi to be marginally OK at football, if you were generous.

Still though, Barca, and for that matter, Real - what a horrible fucking match of football. This is exactly why people that don't like it, will never like it. Diving, cheating, embarrassing shit from both sides. Jesus, turns you off the game a bit eh.

I hope Man U fucking rape them.

I fucking hate Man U.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 28, 2011, 10:06:13 pm
Agreed Wandarah. I want Man U to win for the fact of English football..at least it doesnt have anywhere as near as much cheating, diving and generally shit that Italian and Spanish football has.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 28, 2011, 10:40:51 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1379328
I guess you could consider Messi to be marginally OK at football, if you were generous.

Still though, Barca, and for that matter, Real - what a horrible fucking match of football. This is exactly why people that don't like it, will never like it. Diving, cheating, embarrassing shit from both sides. Jesus, turns you off the game a bit eh.

I hope Man U fucking rape them.

I fucking hate Man U.

Was a stupid stupid game in the end
 
I know exactly what you are getting at here, and tbh, as much as i hate Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool.....I would have to prefer them over a spanish/italian team

Have a couple of colleagues at work who support Chelsea and Arsenal pretty rabidly, and theyve both told me exactly that, dont let the fucking spanish win...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 28, 2011, 11:00:49 pm
I watched the 06 UCL final last night, and yep, nothing has changed in the last 5 years. Diving pricks.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 28, 2011, 11:06:33 pm
yup game was a total joke. Classico my @rse.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 29, 2011, 02:05:47 pm
Double Droogbaaaa?

Reputable source obviously.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3551230/Chelsea-close-on-18m-strike-ace-Romelu-Lukaku.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 29, 2011, 05:01:35 pm
^Jeez... good job the bridge has floodlights ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 29, 2011, 09:37:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nXC1HyaUEM&feature=player_embedded

Raul isn't exactly the best liar is he? Perhaps he should get some tips from Bryan Giggs.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 02, 2011, 03:37:05 am
Merry (pretty much) St Totteringham's day everyone! And what a great day to celebrate it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 02, 2011, 08:04:13 am
2 huge results, what a weekend. What a mental season.

Thanks Gunners!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 02, 2011, 10:09:23 am
Pleased for Rambo.

Over to you Chelsea. Cunts.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 02, 2011, 01:30:54 pm
So whats that, Arsenal are still in the race? :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 02, 2011, 02:06:30 pm
^ They won't be after losing to Stoke next weekend :p

Seriously though it is still possible and anything can happen... who would have thought Liverpool would have been in with a top 5 finish two months ago?
3 games left, with the most points you can finish with being 76, Man poo have 73 now and can finish with 82, Chelsea have 70 and can finish with max of 79. So looking realistically at the remaining games I think Arsenal are out of the running for the league title.

I don't care who wins it so long as it is not Man U or Arsenal :p :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 02, 2011, 02:06:45 pm
^ They won't be after losing to Stoke next weekend :p

Seriously though it is still possible and anything can happen... who would have thought Liverpool would have been in with a top 5 finish two months ago?
3 games left, with the most points you can finish with being 76, Man poo have 73 now and can finish with 82, Chelsea have 70 and can finish with max of 79. So looking realistically at the remaining games I think Arsenal are out of the running for the league title.

I don't care who wins it so long as it is not Man U or Arsenal :p :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 02, 2011, 02:25:33 pm
Haha, yea I am secretly hoping Chelsea take it as obviously barring a hurricane takes both Man U and Chelsea out (maybe they could do us a favour and take Man City at the same time), I doubt Arsenal will do anything toward catching Man U.

I am more interested in the battle between Pool and Spurs, of course hoping that Pool can stuff them chunts.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 02, 2011, 02:32:19 pm
It is going to make for a good run in as the bottom of the table battles will also be worth watching... Liverpool should take 5th spot, they just need to beat Tot's at Anfield. Fulham and AV should be easily despatched based on current form. Tottenham have a game in hand but have Man City and Liverpool away and two games against teams fighting to stay up so on paper you would have to give it to Liverpool.... still anything can and will happen.....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 02, 2011, 03:36:32 pm
On paper I'd be a much happier man as Arsenal looked real good on paper a couple of months back.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 02, 2011, 03:38:17 pm
All set up for next week then, might have to drag myself out of bed for that one.

Cheers Arse
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 02, 2011, 03:42:20 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1379846
Cheers Arse

For once, we actually did something which we were meant to do.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on May 02, 2011, 11:11:52 pm
Looked like a good set of results over the weekend (for my liking anyway)  Except would have liked to see Mancity lose.  Slim chance of Liverpool catching them as MC have a couple of challenges with Everton and spurs.  Nice to see Liverpool now putting away some 'should win' games is a comfortable way.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 03, 2011, 12:31:35 am
I would happily drop to fourth if it mean Liverpool made it into the top four. As in if Liverpool made it to fourth, then they would auto swap with Arsenal. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 03, 2011, 01:17:46 pm
You can't be serious.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 03, 2011, 04:33:28 pm
I hate Man City, and being in fourth means there are more Arsenal games for me to watch.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 03, 2011, 10:32:06 pm
Liverpool is all good rather them in Top 4 than Tooterz or Man City, then again I dont care as long as Man City arent there
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 03, 2011, 11:25:48 pm
^I thought you liked Tottenscrumb? Or were you just constantly trolling me?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 04, 2011, 10:36:05 am
I don't want any team at all to finish above us for any reason whatsoever.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 04, 2011, 01:37:25 pm
^ Then stop supporting Arsenal :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 04, 2011, 02:22:05 pm
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/914881/goal-line-tech-suitors-handed-june-deadline?cc=3436
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 05, 2011, 10:23:24 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1380520
^ Then stop supporting Arsenal :p

I don't know what you mean, but I'm fairly certain you can go fuck yourself. You cheeky wee cunt.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 05, 2011, 12:18:20 pm
Ha Ha, I couldn't resist! :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 08, 2011, 04:43:56 am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3567498/Tim-Cahill-tells-Manchester-City-You-cant-buy-team-spirit.html
LOL@CITY
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 08, 2011, 12:46:04 pm
Twas the night before St. Totteringham's, when all through N5 Not a gooner was stirring, not even a child.
The kits were hung by the front door with care, In hopes that St Totteringham soon would be there.
The gooners were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Fabregas danced in their heads.
And Madam in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap Had just settled our brains for a long late spring nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the newly-built ground, Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects around
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a shimmering saint, stood there clutching a beer.
With a red and white kit, he was looking so hot, I knew in a moment it must be St Tott.
More rapid than eagles his chanting it came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Szczęsny! now, Gaël! now, Sagna! and Song! On, Nasri! On, Jack! Cesc, now hurry along,
Eboue! Arshavin! Van Persie! Walcott! Speed him along, that splendid Saint Tott!
And then, in a twinkling, we shall hear that cry, That comes every year despite how they try,
As we leap up and down and spin all around, Down to earth St Tott will come with a bound.
He'll be dressed red and white, from his head to his foot, And 1961 embroidered on his boot.
He'll point at the number and say "See here! They failed once again, despite the 'one' in the year!"
His eyes-how they'll twinkle! his dimples how merry! His cheeks are like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth will draw up like a bow, And the beard of his chin will be white as some snow.
He'll be chubby and plump, a right jolly old gooner, "It comes every year, usually sooner,
They spend so much and I hope it's not rude, One time I had to poison some Italian food!"
He'll laugh and he'll laugh 'til his face turns bright red, "Their Euro hopes lying there buried and dead,
You'd think they'd be happy with Old Channel 5, Not keeping those delusional champions' hopes alive!"
He'll spring to his feet, to the team give a whistle, And away they'll all fly like the down of a thistle.
But we'll hear him exclaim, ‘ere he drives out of sight, "Happy St Totteringham's to all, and to all a good-night!"
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 09, 2011, 03:15:16 am
What a good way to finish off St Totts with a 3-1 win.

Oh wait.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 09, 2011, 08:28:33 am
Chelsea aye

i thought they could make it close but again so close yet so far away

all credit to Man U. They win the games that count and the games they should win

I hope they rape those diving BARCA xunts
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 09, 2011, 08:58:17 am
(http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wenger-facepalm.jpg)

+

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/180628_197807703565657_100000092869474_767292_4172020_n.jpg)

=

(http://www.empireofthekop.com/anfield/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/DOUBLE-FACEPALM.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: NZGramps on May 09, 2011, 08:59:45 am
^ note to self.....if you record a game the night before to watch, DONT watch breakfast in the frikking morning.

BARCA all the way go catelonia
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: NZGramps on May 09, 2011, 09:00:28 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1381665
Chelsea aye

i thought they could make it close but again so close yet so far away

all credit to Man U. They win the games that count and the games they should win

I hope they rape those diving BARCA xunts

^ note to self.....if you record a game the night before to watch, DONT watch breakfast in the frikking morning.

BARCELONA all the way
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 09, 2011, 10:17:39 am
Grinds teeth.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 09, 2011, 03:01:32 pm
Well done Man U, you deserve the title and I hope you go on and win the CL.

Chelsea did well to get this close seeing how they were 15 points adrift a month ago, but that horror spell in the middle of the season stuffed them.

Funny season this one, no team really look the goods but Man U was the better team.

Hope our coach stays around for another crack at it
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 09, 2011, 09:53:25 pm
Man U deserved to win this year..Chelseas horror spell etc. Not ideal.

GL next year. thanks soccer threaders :D man love!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 10, 2011, 09:10:45 am
its not over yet

what im hoping for is the following

Man Citeh and Spurs Draw tomorrow

We beat spurs on the weekend

Man Citeh Lose

We beat Villa and take fourth LOL

i know its virtually impossible but im praying it happens
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 10, 2011, 09:31:00 am
^ +1

What a time for Maxi to shine through! Really enjoyed watching this mornings game :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 10, 2011, 05:51:42 pm
United flail closer to not-losing title
09-05-11

MANCHESTER United can nearly claim to be the least incompetent team of the year.

In a campaign that has seen massive errors ranging from Blackpool's decision to treat defending as the equivalent of bribing a referee to Liverpool's decision to start the season three weeks ago, United have consistently managed to avoid being eye-wateringly useless more often than anybody else.

Manager Sir Alex Ferguson said: "There's still the possibility I could decide to sell all our players to a dog food factory but I don't even think picking Owen for the last two games will be enough to completely Benitez this one down the cludgie.

"It's been a long slog of getting beat by a Wolves side that look like a skip full of limbs and dragging Rooney away from challenging rows D to M to a bottle fight every five minutes.

"But the lads have been tremendous all season, in a brand new definition of that word I've just come up with that's basically synonymous with the liquid you find in the bottom of your wheelie bin."

If they continue their less-awful streak until the end of the season, United will be presented with the FA's first Default Premiership Cup, a one-fifth size replica of the proper trophy made from cardboard covered in tinfoil.

The record books will also reflect the mediocrity of their achievement by listing them as having won 18.3 titles, using the same scale that calculates SPL titles as being equivalent to .15 real league titles.

Meanwhile, Avram Grant has reaffirmed his conviction that if West Ham continue to play so badly they will somehow slingshot around the sun and wind up topping the league.

taken from The Daily Mash
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 11, 2011, 08:51:03 am
fuck you spurs

for your failure today your gonna get your asses kicked at anfield

DU DU DU DU DU DU DU LUIS SUAREZ!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQvKoyc6_Sw
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 11, 2011, 09:18:42 am
Haha nice chant.

I went to the pub with a couple of mates to watch the City game. Boring as shit first half. Spurs were crap throughout with a few patches of just shit not crap in the second.

One great save from Hart, a decent chance for Viera and that is the whole of the game. Thank fuck I support Arsenal, even in the tougher times they are better to watch.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 11, 2011, 09:33:00 am
yeah at least arsenal dont park the fuckin bus infront of goal

man citeh suck

they will have one year in CL then they can GTFO
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 11, 2011, 02:06:58 pm
Fuck, completely forgot it was even on. But then, I couldn't give a shit ANYMORE I WANT THE END THE SWEET RELEASE TO FIND ME. Yae, and even unto me, give tales in excess regarding transfers, rape and pillage.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 11, 2011, 10:05:56 pm
Mean chant Maori!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 12, 2011, 09:02:28 am
fark I hope we sign Ashley Young over the summer

we need wingers

but i think he would link nicely with Suarez
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 12, 2011, 06:30:37 pm
Ashley Young is fantastic!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 13, 2011, 10:27:14 am
o_O

He's ok.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 13, 2011, 03:42:02 pm
Yea, if he was decent enough Villa would still be doing well.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 13, 2011, 05:49:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bOo0i_J4io

Then one for the mighty Arsenal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 14, 2011, 02:05:29 pm
that liverpool one was a pretty good summary of our season

great to see the back of that useless prick torres and thank god we sent Roy on his way

looking forward to next season, go nothing to look forward to in terms of football now

Arsenal video had an error :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 15, 2011, 05:44:11 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1383393
that liverpool one was a pretty good summary of our season

great to see the back of that useless prick torres and thank god we sent Roy on his way

looking forward to next season, go nothing to look forward to in terms of football now

Arsenal video had an error :(


 Yea, tell me about it. The error of us never winning so there's nothing good to show.

More seriously, the guy was copping a lot of shit for the video as everyone thought he was 'trolling' but all he wanted to show was the shocking season Arsenal have gone through.
Quote
The Eastlands boss said: "We were fantastic. I can say only that I'm very happy for all the supporters. After supporting us for a whole fourty five minutes they deserve to win this trophy. Too bad they are all glory hunting pricks so they will soon get over us and jump across the city to Old Toilet."
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 15, 2011, 06:45:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD9Gb9v57E0&feature=player_embedded
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 16, 2011, 10:35:06 am
fuckin spurs

oh well i suppose we can focus more on the league next year with no european football
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 16, 2011, 01:02:39 pm
Liverpool: Even a loss, is a win.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 16, 2011, 05:35:41 pm
^Lol.... We should beat Villa, Tottenham will lose to the brummies and Liverpool will go through to the league nobody cares about!

At least we have Kenny for the next 3 years which for me more than makes up for losing to Tottenham
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 16, 2011, 06:38:50 pm
No idea who the hell those blokes walking around the Emirates in red and white were last night, but I sense a conspiracy.

Cesc, Nasri, Djourou and one or two others just mysteriously get injured toward the end of the season when nothing counts.

I reckon A Dubs is trying something sneaky to win a few loose bets.

No comment on the game, except that the fans chanted about '6% your having a laugh' (at the increase in ticket prices after such an abysmal season) louder than they have cheered since beating Barca.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 17, 2011, 03:08:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdK3iL6-WLQ&feature=player_embedded
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 18, 2011, 12:28:42 pm
Cracker
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 18, 2011, 03:25:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQYob9E0q-Y&feature=player_embedded

I felt very much the same as this guy.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 18, 2011, 03:33:51 pm
LOL Arsenal fans barking mad
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 18, 2011, 03:37:17 pm
Yea, that dog is very brave for barking so much during his rage.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 18, 2011, 03:38:06 pm
that must of been that game vs liverpool when they scored

and then conceeded a penalty in the box in the last seconds LOL
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 18, 2011, 03:46:11 pm
Newcastle 4-4 game.

But yep, I felt the same during the pool game, and the spurs game, and the west brom game, and the stoke game, and the game two weeks ago.. oh wait no.. That is one of our 3 wins from the last 14...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 18, 2011, 03:58:39 pm
shit yeah you must be worried about the piss poor end to the season, wonder whats going on in with the squad?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 18, 2011, 04:26:41 pm
No idea, it's not enough to say that they are stuffed because of how we lost the CC final, because that is a pathetic excuse. I don't accept this whole bottling shit, because what the hell is bottling? Also a team who 'bottle it' every year, would surely see that after the first year and say 'well we will have to work on that to make sure it doesn't happen next year'.. 5-6 years later and it's still happening.

Shit needs a fixing. I doubt the fans will pay such high prices to go see us win one in 15 games.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 18, 2011, 08:45:36 pm
Where is the video of what happened next? Or is that in front of the courts as exhibit a? :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 18, 2011, 09:38:58 pm
Well considering his told his missus or whomever to fuck off after the 3rd goal, i'd say she is probably six feet under after Newcastle's fourth. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 19, 2011, 01:16:38 pm
he was being a bit of a bell end
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 19, 2011, 02:02:06 pm
Loved the bit were he almost started crying
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 19, 2011, 02:04:16 pm
The joys of being an Arsenal supporter.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 20, 2011, 01:58:08 pm
I read today that Denilson wants out. Gutted.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 20, 2011, 02:10:23 pm
FFS, serious? Damn, I guess we will be stuck with Fabregas in midfield now then? I don't get it, why do all the shit players stay, and the good ones like Denny boy want out.. We must be doing something wrong.

Quote
DENILSON rocked Arsenal


LOL. Serious?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3590887/Denilson-has-told-Arsenal-he-is-quitting-the-club-on-Sunday.html

wtf? What a cunt, fuck that bloke right off.

Good to see that he wrote off Tottenscum though, always good to see an Arsenal player - no matter how shit, to say that he will never go to Tottnumb.

EDIT: INB4 people say 'It's the Sun'.

Quote
Something is missing at Arsenal
THE giant, red suitcases already lined up in the hall of his Hertfordshire home say a lot.
But it is the look on the face of Arsenal star Denilson that says it all.
It's a mixture of relief and regret.
Relief that manager Arsène Wenger has agreed to his request to leave after five years in North London.
Regret that he was unable to help end the six-year silverware famine that has blighted Arsène Wenger's team.
And the 23-year-old Brazilian midfielder is as bemused as anyone as to why it has all gone so horribly wrong.
He sighs: "There's something missing at Arsenal but no one knows what it is. Not the manager, not the players - nobody.
"Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea, Liverpool spend millions and millions on players.
"But we are still the best footballing side in Britain, we play beautiful football. Only Barcelona do it better. But we don't win trophies.
"That's so frustrating, you can't imagine how frustrating.
"Arsenal is a great club, we have a great manager and so many talented players. So we should be collecting silverware. And there are no excuses for it.
"Some people say we don't succeed because we are too young and naive - but that's no excuse.
"We didn't lose the Carling Cup final to Birmingham because we were too young. We lost because our confidence collapsed completely when Obafemi Martins scored for them.
"This was a final we should have won, we were the favourites.
"It was the opportunity to silence all our critics. Here's a trophy to shut you all up after five years - and this is going to be the start of many.
"What a lift that would have given us all. Especially as we were in such a fantastic position in all the other competitions too.
"The quarter-finals of the FA Cup, quarter finals of the Champions League and sitting second in the league. It was all there for us and we were so motivated.
"But when Martins scored it was all over. You could see it in the eyes of the players and the supporters there at Wembley. Our confidence just drained away and we never got it back. It was a catastrophe.
"That was the moment our season was ruined, it started a domino effect and no one could stop it.
"I knew it was a massive moment, the point where it all started to go badly wrong and I think we all knew.

"I went home afterwards and just cried. I was very upset, very sad and I was ashamed."
Denilson was not alone. He says the whole squad, the entire Arsenal staff was devastated.
The crippling damage of that final defeat proved impossible to repair.
Within a fortnight an Arsenal side that was on course for an historic Quadruple was in freefall.
The Gunners were knocked out in the Champions League quarter finals by Barcelona, despite a first-leg lead. And then a third body blow followed when they were dispatched in the FA Cup quarters by Manchester United.
The triple whammy of despair left them so shattered that they have since slipped out of the title race too.
Slumping from second in the table to fourth and facing the prospect of having to qualify for the Champions League next term even if they win at Fulham on Sunday.
Denilson said: "After Birmingham the boss told us to hold our heads up and stressed there was still so much to play for.
"We had Barca and United coming up and we were chasing the title. But although we went into both those games still believing we could win, it wasn't enough. Since then everything has fallen away."
Denilson can barely believe how Arsenal have slumped out of contention. He says they are paying the price for some expensive lapses in games they should have won.
"I remember leading Liverpool 1-0 and they scored in the last seconds. We were 4-0 up at Newcastle but drew.
"We also lost to Newcastle at home and West Brom and Aston Villa.
"We threw it away against Sunderland and Blackburn at the Emirates.
"Let's be honest, some of those games were shocking, shameful. We are better than that.
"But until Arsenal stop throwing away those silly points in those stupid games nothing will change."
Denilson's sorrow is real but he can feel the pain and anguish of his manager too.
"All the players are hurting but we know the supporters suffer even more than we do.
"And most of all the boss suffers it worst of all and that makes me sad because he is a great man and a great manager."

Denilson says Wenger has been brilliant in dealing with his desire to leave. "I went to see him and told him of my decision and he understood.
"He says he will not stand in my way and if the club receive a good offer for me I can go. I was so relieved to hear that. I am very grateful.
"Not every manager would have been like Arsène Wenger, not every club would act like Arsenal. I know in a year's time I might regret it and be wishing I'd stayed. I may go somewhere and find it's just not the same.
"But my heart tells me I have to take that risk, I have to be honest with myself, be true to myself.
"I am a footballer and I want to play every week because I want the chance to play for Brazil.
"Look at Lucas at Liverpool. He's been playing regularly and he's in the Brazil team. That's where I want to be.
"I would love to be able to do that at Arsenal but based on how things have gone this season, I think it's time for a change.
"So I am flying home to Brazil on Sunday and I'm hoping I can make a fresh start in Spain or maybe Italy."


Well said, but he's still a cunt.

He is one of the reasons why we haven't won shit recently.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 20, 2011, 09:16:37 pm
He is. As is the mentality that allows him to have a 60k p/w salary.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 23, 2011, 02:50:35 pm
There was some great matches on last night, went to the pub with a mate and it had quite a few people there, I'd say the Blackburn Wolves game was my favourite, and it was probably the most celebrated match at the pub as well.

Just about to watch the Gunner's match as it wasn't televised in Aus at all... I know the result but oh well, it is the last match of the season.

EDIT: Oh yea.. Also.. What the fuck? I mean come on!

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2364758,00.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on May 23, 2011, 05:51:31 pm
Great results last night, would rather have seen Wigan go down than Blackpool though

I think you guys should start asking the FA to shorten the season as obviously the staying power isn't there.
 perhaps a 4 week season???

Fingers crossed for Saturday and a double
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 23, 2011, 08:54:10 pm
And based on Henno's snide comment.... I will be sporting a Barcelona top on the weekend :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 23, 2011, 10:31:10 pm
It is so difficult for me to choose sides for the CL final, however I know a lot more MU fans whom are cocky dicks than I do Barca fans (at all) so I might have to support Barca.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 23, 2011, 10:38:48 pm
So long as Man U get done I will be happy... love watchin fergie's viens pop
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 24, 2011, 10:01:08 am
ill be supporting barca

manure assholes
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 24, 2011, 11:15:55 am
I will support manure at least if they win I will not feel so bad about coming second to them
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 24, 2011, 11:16:29 am
I wonder if Giggs will pop up in the box unoticed :) *ahem* what a mug.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 24, 2011, 12:10:01 pm
i wouldnt be ashamed of tapn imogen if i was giggsy

just been on the twitter

rumours that Charlie Adam and Brad Friedel are preconfirmed with the club
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on May 24, 2011, 04:39:03 pm
tut all these fair weather supporting Man U coz we hate Spanish divers people....

seriously tho, think both Henno and I are on the tame side of "snide cocky dicks" :P

To quote my work mates

Arse supporter - Fuckin hate both teams, but if i had to pick......no its too hard.....oh well......um......Man U because we beat them last month and theyre not Barca...
Chelski supporter - FUCKING BEAT BARCA (everytime he sees me...) Then some ramble about Barca buying refs or something...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 24, 2011, 10:38:05 pm
Well my good man - despite your desire to slap your hands against the keyboard posting - I take exception with your 'fair weather fans'.

I have hated Barca for years now. They are cheating, tooly, fucking cunts. And I hope someone like Alex *puke* Ferguson takes them down.

Smart money stays on Barca though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 25, 2011, 12:38:14 am
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1385497
Arse supporter - Fuckin hate both teams, but if i had to pick......no its too hard.....oh well......um......Man U because we beat them last month and theyre not Barca...
Chelski supporter - FUCKING BEAT BARCA (everytime he sees me...) Then some ramble about Barca buying refs or something...

Comparable to cutting your left arm or your left leg off.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 25, 2011, 08:46:27 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1385418
i wouldnt be ashamed of tapn imogen if i was giggsy


need better standards or some family values then mate :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on May 25, 2011, 08:53:15 am
^^ hahahahahaah
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on May 29, 2011, 08:39:57 am
Ugh

outplayed utterly:(

ah well
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on May 29, 2011, 09:59:27 am
Yeah Man U not in it really apart from a nice Giggs/Rooney goal. Four good goals really.Messi carved up all game.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on May 29, 2011, 12:53:35 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1386701
Yeah Man U not in it really apart from a nice Giggs/Rooney goal. Four good goals really.Messi carved up all game.

Our goal was a nice one yeah, but especially their 2nd and 3rd ones were very nice. Disappointed, but Barca played extremely well
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 29, 2011, 01:18:20 pm
Hah, thatl'' shut up those pricks chanting 'Arsenal's just a shit Barcelona' for at least a week... :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 29, 2011, 07:20:36 pm
I actually enjoyed watching the game despite it having  Man U in it!
Was never really in any doubt as to who was the better team from the get go! would have been better if it had been 5 - 0 to Barca :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: brucewillis2 on May 29, 2011, 08:03:03 pm
as a liverpool supporter not that interested in the outcome. Can't beat this final anyway. best ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHtjmofqBeM
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 31, 2011, 02:07:47 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTjbFt-PRWA&feature=player_embedded
Very cool video.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on May 31, 2011, 06:54:33 am
Fifa is not in crisis - Blatter
Fifa president Sepp Blatter says corruption allegations within his organisation are merely "difficulties" - but accepts they have caused "great damage to the image of Fifa".

I feel a whole lot better about FIFA now cos Sepp says all is ok

What a joke they need a complete clean out and give some new people chance to become rich and corrupted
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on May 31, 2011, 09:50:51 pm
Quote from: henno;1387033
Fifa is not in crisis - Blatter
Fifa president Sepp Blatter says corruption allegations within his organisation are merely "difficulties" - but accepts they have caused "great damage to the image of Fifa".

I feel a whole lot better about FIFA now cos Sepp says all is ok

What a joke they need a complete clean out and give some new people chance to become rich and corrupted


all a bit laughable really

oh and for the Spanish League

http://youtu.be/WyoEo1YaOpI
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on May 31, 2011, 09:56:45 pm
Quote from: henno;1387033
Fifa is not in crisis - Blatter
Fifa president Sepp Blatter says corruption allegations within his organisation are merely "difficulties" - but accepts they have caused "great damage to the image of Fifa".

I feel a whole lot better about FIFA now cos Sepp says all is ok

What a joke they need a complete clean out and give some new people chance to become rich and corrupted

 
All laughable isnt it

Oh and for the spanish league

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyoEo1YaOpI
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 31, 2011, 10:16:19 pm
Scholes retired I see. Good news for all.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 07, 2011, 02:04:52 am
http://www.101greatgoals.com/josh-kennedy-at-the-double-as-australia-down-new-zealand-3-0/95519/

How'd this go unnoticed?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 07, 2011, 02:47:58 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=MBQCUjz4lRI&annotation_id=annotation_788814

lolwut?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on June 14, 2011, 01:54:44 pm
Jeez it's quiet in here....thought all the Manc fans would be jumping up and down about their new Blackburn defender....

oh well, not like Chelsea even have a manager yet. Come on Guus sign here.

Torres turns up for training carrying a back-pack and the security guard asks him what he's got in it.
 
He replies "P0rn DVD's, drugs and a gun"
 
The security guard says "Thank God for that - for a minute, I thought you'd brought your boots!"
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 14, 2011, 05:23:24 pm
I really don't like the off-season, so I try my best to avoid it - usually fail hardcore, but at least I'm trying! :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on June 14, 2011, 07:37:55 pm
Quote from: Spork;1390807
I really don't like the off-season, so I try my best to avoid it - usually fail hardcore, but at least I'm trying! :P

Off season? What both weeks
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 15, 2011, 07:48:22 am
Off-domestic- season. I hate all this talk about Ronaldo maybe going to City for bloody 150mill, Henderson going to United or Liverpool or where ever for bloody 20 million, then Nasri going to United for just 5 mill more!

Makes shit all sense to me, so I try to stick away from everything except official announcements.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on June 21, 2011, 11:10:32 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1390712
Jeez it's quiet in here....thought all the Manc fans would be jumping up and down about their new Blackburn defender....

oh well, not like Chelsea even have a manager yet. Come on Guus sign here.

Torres turns up for training carrying a back-pack and the security guard asks him what he's got in it.
 
He replies "P0rn DVD's, drugs and a gun"
 
The security guard says "Thank God for that - for a minute, I thought you'd brought your boots!"

ROFL at the torres dig

I heard Chelseas new coach is that Villas Boas guy from Porto

wonder if he will last more than 2 years
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 21, 2011, 02:15:31 pm
2 Years? You're avvin a laugh, if he lasts 6 months I'll be surprised.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on June 21, 2011, 03:10:02 pm
haha, bit surprised, I knew he was in the frame but it didn't look like he was interested, get out clause or not. Also, Guus only wanted to be coach not a director of football but he could factor later and tbh at 64 it wasn't ever going to be a long term appointment anyway. Villas Boas is maybe a bit of a gamble, but it's a very positive move I think (he's same age as Drogs I think I read). Still all good, studied under Bobby Robson and Mourinho and got a treble last season and at least he speaks English. Maybe he'll bring Falcao with him too.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 21, 2011, 04:21:34 pm
Yea I've heard that he is a great coach especially for his age. Falcao is also a great player, except for his goal against Arsenal last season. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 22, 2011, 02:53:26 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxNb1GaEH7E

I hear there are some questions asked in this video, but I don't hear them.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on June 26, 2011, 10:45:54 am
looks like we finally got our boy Charlie Adam this morning

Apparently stewart downing deal should be done by tuesday
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 28, 2011, 09:58:24 pm
Would be DTF!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on June 29, 2011, 06:01:22 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1394861
looks like we finally got our boy Charlie Adam this morning

Apparently stewart downing deal should be done by tuesday

Not read this anywhere, you sure you didn't dream it? Blackpool are still saying there's been no offer for Adam. You lot only want to pay 7M for him too, which they rejected in January. If Jordan Henderson is worth 13M and Ngog then Charlie Adam is worth 10M at least, surely.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on June 29, 2011, 06:52:34 pm
Quote from: Spork;1393498
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxNb1GaEH7E[/url]

I hear there are some questions asked in this video, but I don't hear them.

 
Emma Pollard is hawt.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 29, 2011, 06:54:51 pm
Ohhh yeaaa :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on June 30, 2011, 10:19:30 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1396384
Not read this anywhere, you sure you didn't dream it? Blackpool are still saying there's been no offer for Adam. You lot only want to pay 7M for him too, which they rejected in January. If Jordan Henderson is worth 13M and Ngog then Charlie Adam is worth 10M at least, surely.

i think i jumped the gun with this. apparently he has agreed to personal terms but the fee is yet to be finalised. They reckon its 8mill + a player(s) blackpools way on loan. I think its Jonjo Shelvey that is going

but as we know anything can happen until its signed on the dotted line
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 01, 2011, 11:04:27 pm
Yea it's ridiculous, the papers have no footy news so they make it up.....Chelsea have been linked to every player in the world nearly and AVB has said, no one is coming in or leaving until I've seen them when the come back from holiday....he can't be including Mikel or Anelka in that surely they are gone.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 02, 2011, 12:04:56 am
Where as Arsenal on the other hand have had all of our players linked with a transfer out.. Except for the ones we actually want to get rid of.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 07, 2011, 08:35:26 am
jeez finally got Adam

now onto the next signings
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 07, 2011, 11:08:28 am
Yea you did, for the handsome fee of 8M no less. We both missed out on Anthony Pilkington though, Norwich snapped him up sharpish.........Gutted.



:)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 12, 2011, 04:43:20 am
Even Arsenal getting on the transfer wagon now, and at 11x the average amount that Arsene buys his players for.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 12, 2011, 09:19:27 am
you needn't worry Spork.

:)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/ebou%C3%A9-puts-his-feet-up-and-reads-paper-201107114057/
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 13, 2011, 11:55:28 am
Goal Machine!

Fernando Torres may have found the target only once in 18 games for Chelsea but the £50million striker launched pre-season on Tuesday with a goal after only seven minutes.

Torres came on at half-time as his side beat Wycombe Wanderers 3-0 in a practice match, held behind closed doors at their training ground in Surrey.

It was the first chance for Andre Villas-Boas to see his players in competitive action and the new manager used 23 players, with no-one playing more than 45 minutes.

Villas-Boas varied his formations, starting with Didier Drogba up front alone and John Mikel Obi anchoring a five-man midfield, then playing a familiar 4-3-3 system in the second half with Torres, Nicolas Anelka and Salomon Kalou in attack.

Frank Lampard, Petr Cech and Alex were left out to rest minor niggles and expect to play at Portsmouth on Saturday. Yossi Benayoun and Slobodan Rajkovic, the 22-year-old Serb, were the other scorers.


YEA I KNOW IT WAS AGAINST WYCOMBE AND THEY WERE PROBABLY ALSO BLINDFOLDED AND WEARING DIVE FLIPPERS BUT A GOAL IS A GOAL OK!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 13, 2011, 03:18:32 pm
You shouldn't need to be reminded how much of a goal machine he is, he scored a hat trick against NZ in the first 14 minutes in the WC qualifier didn't he? or was that the euros or something? Can't remember.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 13, 2011, 03:55:07 pm
wow Wycombe Wanderers they have always been hard to score against
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 13, 2011, 06:27:35 pm
Yea Spork but tbh mate, we didn't pay 50 mill for him to put 3 past NZ. Pretty sure most prem clubs could do that.

I'm only messing anyways I know he'll come good, just thought it was funny the way it was reported. Check out Yossi's goal....class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTZGcsZnVw
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 13, 2011, 06:42:38 pm
Holy shitballs, epic. Far better than Messi's against Arsenal in the CL at the Emirates.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 14, 2011, 09:06:45 am
Yossi Benayoun,

best player Chelsea bought from Liverpool in the past 2 years

not the most expensive

but the best
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on July 14, 2011, 11:31:13 am
^ Agreed :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on July 14, 2011, 10:21:44 pm
Porto centre-back Rolando wants to follow Andre Villas-Boas to Chelsea - and is waiting for his call! Read more: http://bit.ly/o5ifub
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 15, 2011, 07:35:35 am
LOL, yea sure you hated and never rated Torres and weren't remotely gutted when he left...... tbh still don't really see Yossi as a Chelsea player...must be the teeth (or that he hasn't played that much for us). I do rate him though and hope he'll get a better crack in the first team under AVB.

Dear Rolando,

Thanks for your interest in the position of Central Defender, unfortunately you have been unsuccessful this time because JT, Alex, Ivanovic, Luiz, and even Bruma are all better than you. We will keep your CV on file if any future positions come available or if we sell Alex.

Love Chelsea.



I've also managed to get a copy of Luka Modric's transfer request, good as ours I reckon.

(http://harry-hotspur.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/m19qg.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on July 15, 2011, 10:54:37 am
Yossi is still one of the most underrated players in the league imo, put him and Torres on the feild and I think you will see Torres hit the back of "ye ol uniun bag" (FUCK I HATE TOMMY!!!!) more :)
I would certainly have him back at Anfield
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 15, 2011, 11:31:10 am
yea it was a shame he got injured, was out for a while then came right a bit late in the season when were making a final push. Torres wasn't a 'plug and play' solution in our system. I'm positive AVB will get the best out of him and Yossi hopefully.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 16, 2011, 04:01:42 pm
http://www.hasandrevillasboasbeensackedyet.com/
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on July 16, 2011, 07:01:33 pm
^hahaha
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 16, 2011, 10:34:18 pm
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/347/1310810679404.jpg) (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/1310810679404.jpg/)

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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 24, 2011, 07:53:26 am
*snigger* good goals too. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2018019/Hull-3-Liverpool-0-Dalglish-sees-80m-men-shown-defensive-howlers.html

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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 24, 2011, 01:58:23 pm
Did you see the own goal from Arsenal last night? Pretty hilarious.

I might have to go watch the highlights from the pool match now, looks like a good game was played!

EDIT: Lololololol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 25, 2011, 01:52:38 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1402999
*snigger* good goals too. [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2018019/Hull-3-Liverpool-0-Dalglish-sees-80m-men-shown-defensive-howlers.html[/url]

([url]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llq9ti9Srd1qgkkaj.gif[/url])


hahahahaha yeah all that money and still got the smash from hull

thank god its only pre season
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 25, 2011, 01:54:01 pm
on a better note

Luis Suarez is da farkin man
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 26, 2011, 08:17:06 am
Yea, no question he's class. BTW, we bought this Spaniard, we've still got the receipt....12 month warranty right?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/24/article-2018316-0D2592BF00000578-541_634x956.jpg)


In other news check out Balotelli's fail miss against the Galaxy, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2018511/Mario-Balotelli-criticised-team-mates-backheel.html haha so glad we didn't buy that chump.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 26, 2011, 12:10:48 pm
um no sorry no returns on el nino lol

i saw the balotelli thing on Espn the other night

had to LOL especially when his started arguing with mancini

all the money and the world and that is the best you can do
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on July 26, 2011, 01:28:16 pm
Ooh Life in this thread again.... must be getting close to the new season :p

EDIT: Balotelli is an utter tool... maybe they should sell him to Arsenal?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 26, 2011, 01:57:02 pm
He can play well sometimes, and could replace Eboue for the lol factor (as in both are jokers).
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 26, 2011, 03:56:39 pm
Eboue aint going anywhere buddy

he is arsenal for life
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 26, 2011, 05:04:07 pm
Not according to a lot of the shitesites - apparently galatasary are quite interested in him.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 27, 2011, 10:09:35 am
he is a handy player, how many africans dudes  do you know who speak korean LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5mj0Huxajk
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 27, 2011, 12:33:03 pm
Fantastic video, I laugh every time.

Unfortunately that video shows Eboue's best skills.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 28, 2011, 09:06:58 am
Sturridge Peach in Asian Cup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJguzDGM8gc

puts 50m in perspective.....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 28, 2011, 09:23:44 am
Sturridge is mean

sell torres to bolton for like 8 million
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on July 28, 2011, 09:56:31 am
Keeper should have had that one.... sell the keeper I say :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on July 28, 2011, 09:58:31 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1404525
Sturridge is mean

sell torres to bolton for like 8 million

Torres's whole excuse for leaving the North West was he wanted to win Trophies and hates Man U.... cant really see him settling in Bolton...shit folk from Bolton don't even want to live there :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 28, 2011, 01:44:50 pm
Nice goal from Sturridge, looks like he is a fan of Nasri - next thing you know he will be a sulking little fucking bitch.

*I actually rate Sturridge quite highly.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 28, 2011, 08:59:43 pm
i reckon put torres and yossi up front, deadly

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piA29MJiz_I)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 28, 2011, 09:00:26 pm
i reckon put torres and yossi up front

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piA29MJiz_I
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 28, 2011, 09:07:12 pm
LOL
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on July 28, 2011, 10:04:50 pm
HAHAHAH! Poor Chelsea, right its bout time i fronted in this thread.

STURRIDGE!..i mean how many times do i have to say?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 28, 2011, 10:09:38 pm
He's no Wilshire. :P

Although together I imagine the future of England will look quite bright.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 29, 2011, 08:02:18 am
I think we got another beating this morning against galatasaray or how ever you spell it

preseason so who cares lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 29, 2011, 01:55:59 pm
Ouch 3-0 at home?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 29, 2011, 04:32:21 pm
anyone see Neymar's goal? Defender doesn't know wtf is going on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJZJnr5E3MI

Fk the lot of them I want us back in the hunt for that guy, lose Anelka, Torres, Kalou and have Drogs, Neymar and Sturridge, that'll do me.

How the fk we miss out on Pastore, guess we didn't want him that bad after all.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on July 29, 2011, 05:17:58 pm
Quote from: Spork;1405063
Ouch 3-0 at home?


nope it was in instanbul
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on July 29, 2011, 05:55:58 pm
Pppfffttt...pre season. I know we can't possibly start this season as bad as the last
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on August 03, 2011, 08:38:04 pm
Cock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-aNeMELaPc&feature=player_embedded
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 04, 2011, 09:47:52 am
^ Lol... he needs to spend some time with Drogba to perfect his technique :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 04, 2011, 09:56:11 am
LFC Rumours

Jose Enrique for 5-10mill at LB? possibly gonna be at melwood today for the medical

Joe Cole to QPR

and thank fuck Jovanavic has fucked off to Anderlect
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 07, 2011, 01:10:49 pm
I see that Sky are not bothering to show the Charity Shield yet again.  Will be using my monthly bandwidth to watch a football game again, grrr.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 08, 2011, 02:36:45 am
Lololol De Gay doing his best to keep the media off Arsenal's case even if just for one day.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 08, 2011, 03:30:51 am
Nani!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 08, 2011, 07:25:33 am
City...LOL.

Utd.....He's no van der sar is he?



on another note, who's getting FIFA 12? First hands on review..... (although I switched off after I read this "As we only had Arsenal and Chelsea to play with I chose the Gunners because they have more flair players to try out this new control system with")

http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/fifa-12/preview/fifa-12-hands-on-our-impressions-after-playing-26-games/a-20110606113437633013/g-20110601122348107023
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on August 08, 2011, 09:45:39 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1407845
City...LOL.

Utd.....He's no van der sar is he?

Is this the same VDS that Man United picked up from Fulham for 2mil?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 08, 2011, 10:13:46 am
I know, who knew?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on August 08, 2011, 05:54:32 pm
Hey, all I'm saying is give the only shit Spanish footballer in the world at the moment some time.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 08, 2011, 06:55:28 pm
Almunia?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 08, 2011, 11:08:40 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1408077
Hey, all I'm saying is give the only shit Spanish footballer in the world at the moment some time.

and why would I want to do that?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 09, 2011, 02:00:13 pm
Sometimes the kids get pissed off with life and riot, which can be understood, but now the football has been cancelled because of it. feckin' rioters. grrr
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 09, 2011, 02:04:04 pm
is it just the game in the london area that are being cancelled or is it the whole comp that is being postponed?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 09, 2011, 02:08:46 pm
damn just read on twitter that the madness has even reached Liverpool

ratsh!t
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 09, 2011, 02:16:53 pm
Yep, Toxteth again. I had some sympathy for their frustration even though it is well out of order, but now the football has been cancelled i say water cannon the little rascals.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 09, 2011, 02:16:55 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1408328
is it just the game in the london area that are being cancelled or is it the whole comp that is being postponed?

Only in London, and so far only Carling Cup, the police have asked for all games in London to be cancelled but as is always the case with cancellations the EPL and the teams are waiting until the absolute last moment (night before or that morning) before officially cancelling the games.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 09, 2011, 02:19:44 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1408329
damn just read on twitter that the madness has even reached Liverpool

ratsh!t

Yea, not too bad though apparently, only small time?

Them be some people seriously over reacting though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 09, 2011, 02:20:10 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1408329
damn just read on twitter that the madness has even reached Liverpool

ratsh!t


Yea, not too bad though apparently, only small time?

Them be some people seriously over reacting though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 09, 2011, 02:33:10 pm
maybe they are just threatening to cancel the football hoping all the kids will go home and behave themselves. :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 09, 2011, 03:31:56 pm
Yea, well I guess this is what happens after such a long and shite off season of football. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on August 09, 2011, 04:27:45 pm
..and Tottenham losing out on CL
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 10, 2011, 08:24:19 am
LOL bro

yeah thats what really sparked it, if modric, van der vaart and Bale dont win anything this year i would seriously see them going to other clubs

on that note

Jose Enrique coommmmmeee onnn dowwwnnnn!!!

i think we are gonna get this guy on the cheap

(probably makes up for the amount that the geordies ripped us of for Carroll)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 10, 2011, 12:42:54 pm
I hope Spurs don't win anything this season.

I hope City make no further progress this season.

I hope Arsenal finish in the top 4 and win at least the CC.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 10, 2011, 03:50:49 pm
oooh the excitement is building
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 10, 2011, 03:51:17 pm
Quote from: Spork;1408734
I hope Spurs don't win anything this season.

+1

Quote from: Spork;1408734
I hope City make no further progress this season.

I hope they win every Derby game against the team from Stretford

Quote from: Spork;1408734
I hope Arsenal finish in the top 4 and win at least the CC.

Shouldnt be a problem, 3rd or 4th is all you can usually manage after leading for most of the season before dropping balls when it really counts :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on August 11, 2011, 01:23:21 pm
Looking forward to title 20, the fight for second place should be interesting.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 11, 2011, 01:23:50 pm
Meh, I'm fine with that.

Also, Ciao Cesc, he played well for us, I will always remember that game against Aston Villa and Tottenham in 09/10, Chelsea in 10/11, and countless others, If it wasn't for Cesc we probably wouldn't still be in the CL as he pulled us through so many tough times especially in the last two to three seasons.

I hope Cesc gets lots of game time with Barca and wins trophies. He deserves them an I am only unhappy that he isn't even able to leave the Emirates without a minor trophy.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on August 11, 2011, 03:55:09 pm
Quote from: Spork;1409197
Meh, I'm fine with that.

Also, Ciao Cesc, he played well for us, I will always remember that game against Aston Villa and Tottenham in 09/10, Chelsea in 10/11, and countless others, If it wasn't for Cesc we probably wouldn't still be in the CL as he pulled us through so many tough times especially in the last two to three seasons.

I hope Cesc gets lots of game time with Barca and wins trophies. He deserves them an I am only unhappy that he isn't even able to leave the Emirates without a minor trophy.

I must say that is very big of you. When I heard the news today I thought you would be dieing a thousand deaths.Its good to be able to salute a players contribution and not be to bitter when they move on.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 11, 2011, 09:25:20 pm
He is a great player, and just because he is loved by all the Arsenal fans (or at least was at some point last year :P) that shouldn't change whether or not he can go and play for a club which he obviously really wants to play for.

Of course I am disappointed that Arsenal will be without a player who pretty well won games all by himself. If it wasn't for Cesc in 09/10 I feel we would have finished out of the top four. Possibly even in the season just gone.
Title: RED & BLUE
Post by: LeadCollector on August 13, 2011, 06:37:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DhWu8ou1rs
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 13, 2011, 07:19:35 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY

Much better than the above pile of drivel. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 15, 2011, 07:16:30 pm
Cesc off to Barca

Nasri could possibly going to Citeh in the next few days

cant wait to play arsenal this week
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 15, 2011, 08:07:59 pm
Lol, well our defence is looking alright, or at least they did well against Newcastle.

Will be an interesting game that's for sure.

Also without Gervhino and most likely Song, possibly without Wilshire as well.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 15, 2011, 08:32:17 pm
arsenal are always a chance

with eboue

you are right about defence though

were abit like a cheese grater trying to hold water at the moment
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 15, 2011, 09:04:04 pm
We have been like that for so long now (since Carragher arrived I believe).... that said I think Enrique will go a long way to plugging some of the holes. (just need Carragher to fuck off now and get the new blood through)

Was not too impressed with the result this weekend but fuck me there is some promise there.... once all the noobs click as a team of course :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 15, 2011, 10:00:00 pm
Yea, I was sorely disappointed by the lack of display by Arsenal, but then luckily Liverpoop and Chel$ki drew as well so it's not horribly bad.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 16, 2011, 07:40:56 am
i know its only rumour but it might make you feel better Spork

Joe Cole on free transfer from LFC
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 16, 2011, 09:17:05 am
Aguero the man!!

fuck i hate citeh
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 16, 2011, 08:50:05 pm
you gotta love the rumour mill at the moment for LFC

ngog + cash for cahill

if the deal for modric falls through for chelsea they will go for merieles which would be cash our way + anelka (who would be awesome as a back up striker)

then theres the who forlan and adam johnson talk going on

fark i cant wait for the window to close so the tabloids cant stop teasing me with their trash
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 16, 2011, 10:04:07 pm
Was a bit crap to think that we no longer have the one player who can pretty well guarantee we do well. Disappointed that he didn't put in one last effort against Newcastle, so that he could give our fans a proper fairwell.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 17, 2011, 08:26:21 am
gotta feel for arsenal bro

i fuckin hate joey barton and it was him he got song and gervinho put in the stands

plus no wilshere or gibbs. ratsh!t

You can never write the gunners off though

every year people say they wont make the top 4

and they do
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 17, 2011, 08:59:11 am
They won't make top four! :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 17, 2011, 03:38:25 pm
Your face won't make top four!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 17, 2011, 03:41:51 pm
just watching cnn. headline pops up Eboue gone to galatasaray

Arsenal are definitely out of the top 4

bigger loss that cesc to be honest hahaha
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 17, 2011, 03:46:06 pm
they just won in the CL though. They beat Udinese to qualify for the group stages. I think they will still compete. Lots of pundits wrote them off last season too but they had a good run in the end.
Last time i went to Old Trafford MUFC lost to Middlesborough, which just shows how strong this league is. Any team can win on their day.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on August 17, 2011, 08:02:15 pm
They won the first leg at home away game next week. Makes it a tough start to season
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 17, 2011, 10:17:00 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1411612
gotta feel for arsenal bro

i fuckin hate joey barton and it was him he got song and gervinho put in the stands

plus no wilshere or gibbs. ratsh!t

You can never write the gunners off though

every year people say they wont make the top 4

and they do


The team that scraped the win this morning

Szczesny, Sagna, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Gibbs (Djourou 47), Song, Rosicky (Frimpong 72), Walcott, Ramsey, Gervinho, Chamakh, Djourou (Jenkinson 55).

Unless that changes, you won't make top 4....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 18, 2011, 01:12:01 am
Doubt it, we will finish above Liverpool and Spurs no matter the team.

EDIT: On a more serious note, it won't add a whole load of difference, however that team was without RVP and Wilshire, and while most could argue this, Wenger was also in the stands and it is often said that does make a difference to how the team plays (although maybe Pat Rice's more direct approach is something I prefer). Then I expect Gervhino to settle down a bit after a few games, and hopefully we will have one or two more signings by the end of the transfer period.

If Wenger is to be believed we are keeping Nasri, but he also said that we will not sell any of our players last Friday - then Cesc walked out on Monday, so quite honestly I could see Nasri out the door tomorrow morning (UK time) as he has now served his champions league suspension.

Also played our (fullback) defenders out of position for most of the second half.

Honestly I still believe we will finish third or fourth depending on how well City and Chelsea do.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 18, 2011, 09:15:18 am
Quote from: Spork;1412036

Honestly I still believe we will finish third or fourth depending on how well City and Chelsea do.

Oh you poor lad, welcome to the world of a Liverpool supporter.... I reiterate my OP

Quote from: LeadCollector;1411624
They won't make top four! :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 18, 2011, 10:36:00 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1412008
The team that scraped the win this morning

Szczesny, Sagna, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Gibbs (Djourou 47), Song, Rosicky (Frimpong 72), Walcott, Ramsey, Gervinho, Chamakh, Djourou (Jenkinson 55).

Unless that changes, you won't make top 4....


didnt see the game

but i heard after they scored the goal they parked the bus
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 18, 2011, 11:19:18 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1412120
didnt see the game

but i heard after they scored the goal they parked the bus

We can start saying "1-0 to the Arsenal" and "boring, boring Arsenal" again.

When I was a wee nipper my Greek step father and his family supported Arsenal and they played MUFC in the 1979 FA cup final. I picked United and supported them since. Liverpool used to win everything back then and I sometimes would get caught on my own by gangs of them who would kindly chase me down and give me a good kicking. Bastards! Where I grew up fans of teams other than Liverpool had to stick together to avoid trouble from them. It took until the 90s before MUFC took over at the top.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 21, 2011, 01:57:40 am
well good win for Liverpool

Arsenal played pretty well until frimpong was sent off

carroll and henderson need to get some speed and skill

soon as suarez and merieles came on we looked way better

things are already looking better than last season
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on August 21, 2011, 08:01:08 am
Just watched the second half as my eyes were fading last night.Good win.
No idea why the Arse fans cheered Frimpong off the park.Pretty much cost them the game with his 'enthusiasm'.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 21, 2011, 03:13:02 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1413165
well good win for Liverpool

Arsenal played pretty well until frimpong was sent off

carroll and henderson need to get some speed and skill

soon as suarez and merieles came on we looked way better

things are already looking better than last season

I agree on the Suarez part, but not Merieles, he looked like arse, although I was only watching the game at a pub.

Was a good game until Frimpong got sent off, he was looking real solid which is something we need. However we do not bloody need less players available, stupid of him to put that tackle in.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 22, 2011, 08:16:23 pm
Quote
However we do not bloody need less players available, stupid of him to put that tackle in.

managers should fine them a week's wages perhaps

see this football thread has 10 times more pages than the rugby one lolz. I do not mind rugby, just so many people who follow it tend to be such knuckledraggers about it and they often have a crap attitude towards football, especially when i first came here from england years ago before it got a bigger following here.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 23, 2011, 08:13:29 am
you have to wonder why the knuckledraggers knock football though

considering all the diving and prancing about when they get slightly touched

in all respect rugby and rugby league players can be hit with the same force as a moving car when taking the impact of a tackle  (see sports science on ESPN) and they get peanuts compared to football players

I love Rugby, league and football, they are all fantastic sports
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 23, 2011, 08:51:49 am
Quote from: Aquila Rossa;1413702

see this football thread has 10 times more pages than the rugby one lolz.

Yeah sorry about that, most of it will be taken up by Spork posting countless videos that nobody else cares about :p

I like football, League and on occasion short format cricket.... I cant bring myself to follow Rugby with any passion though, it is too slow, the Ref's have too much to say and it is the only game in the world where the crowd cheers when the ball is kicked out of play and the game stops.
I think if you timed the time actually used for playing in Rugby it would bring it down to around 50 mins per game.
I will be watching the Rugby World Cup however as it is a big (ish) event and should have some good action.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on August 25, 2011, 10:28:58 pm
Who started the debate? Football only.

PS : Rugby/League so much better.

:P

Feeling for Arsenal, that Samir Nasri chant wont be so good anymore. Hope Man Shitty get relegated :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 25, 2011, 10:32:16 pm
Nananana

nananana

hey hey hey

nasri's a cunt.

Since he has been rough with the fans, I hope he gets a small niggling injury and or ends up on the bench along with Clichy. Although to be fair I actually quite like Clichy, and sort of hope he has a decent career, just not with MC. :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on August 25, 2011, 10:33:44 pm
beat you had your arse cheeks clenched this morning at 1-0 down.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 25, 2011, 10:51:55 pm
Haha, nah actually I was full of confidence about the game this morning, the media and other Arsenal fans seemed to over rate Udinese completely. I would've fancied us even if we were up against AC Milan or Inter, let alone Udinese.

+ Szczchesney is the FUCKING BOMB. Best keeper in the world at the moment bar none.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 26, 2011, 12:39:11 am
(http://i.imgur.com/v1sqW.gif)

SRS. Best in the world.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on August 26, 2011, 11:10:03 am
Best in the world? You're having a laugh son, your wookies too hairy for polite society I'm afraid.

Still, I knocked the fuck out of some air and hollered a loud and long 'WOOOOOOAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' when he saved it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 26, 2011, 01:44:59 pm
Well, compared to Almunia he looks best in the world. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 26, 2011, 01:55:16 pm
almunia and de gea look related lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on August 26, 2011, 02:21:17 pm
Quote from: Spork;1415058
Well, compared to Almunia he looks best in the world. :P

True that. So do I.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 26, 2011, 02:31:04 pm
Poor Al, he is still at the club isn't he? Even Mannone is ahead of him though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 29, 2011, 02:44:02 am
R.I.P EPL.

It is unfortunate that these oil merchant fucks can come into the league, and in three years turn City from losing by seven goals to Middlesbrough

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/7381794.stm

Then 500 million quid later and they will probably at least be challenging for all four trophies.

EDIT: Just going to leave this post here, and not visit this thread again until at least a week has passed.

If nothing changes this season I really do have to wonder if the Arsenal Board are Arsenal supporters.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 29, 2011, 04:57:08 am
MUFC! 8 Goobers 2

:) :) :)

Was looking forward to real battle against the goobers, but that will do nicely.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on August 29, 2011, 06:51:07 am
Holy shit balls.That is a pants down hiding.Worst loss for 115 years.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 29, 2011, 09:34:38 am
i would 8-2 be an arsenal fan at the moment :D

spurs aint much better

didnt realise we were going to sort out the top 4 so early in the season
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on August 29, 2011, 09:36:06 am
Quote from: Spork;1414897
([url]http://i.imgur.com/v1sqW.gif[/url])

SRS. Best in the world.


how about after today?

poor gai
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 29, 2011, 09:38:56 am
FUCK ME!! Despite troubles faced by other teams I do not recall any other of the top 6 or 8 clubs even being so royally reamed as Arsenal just were :(

All I can hope is that Man U at least used some lube....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 29, 2011, 12:03:13 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1415744
how about after today?

poor gai

Seriously blaming individual players? Nah. Nothing anyone could do about that, well no one who was on the pitch.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on August 29, 2011, 01:40:17 pm
One of the most enjoyable games I've seen for a while.

Was impressed that Wenger didn't walk out before the end.

Arse were struck with injury and suspensions but surely someone could have pointed out their tactics were not helping them.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 29, 2011, 02:22:52 pm
I love how Gervinho the new boy is saying he only went there because Nasri said he was staying. Players are so precious these days..."'Samir's leaving has left me in pain" F*ck off.


On another note, Mata is class (incase you didn't know).
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on August 29, 2011, 02:24:10 pm
Poor Arsenal. Go Liverpool, top 4 finish.

Man Shitty....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 29, 2011, 03:23:27 pm
Poor old Arsene Wenger looked like he was going to cry. Haha.
I was annoyed that our full backs were getting caught out of position because that cost us a clean sheet, otherwise it was an awesome performance. Pity about Wellbeck busting his hamstring. I hope it does not plague him for the rest of his career.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 29, 2011, 03:35:48 pm
Has Spork lost his Spark? I have noticed a lack of passion in his posts of late :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 29, 2011, 03:43:37 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1415854
Has Spork lost his Spark? I have noticed a lack of passion in his posts of late :)

if it makes him feel any better, I can remind him that MUFC got hammered like that at Chelsea a few years back. It happens sometimes. I think the goobers will still compete for the top four this season. With all the past bad blood between Arsene and Sir Alex, SAF actually defended him in the press today and basically said the media wolf packs should back off.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on August 29, 2011, 04:30:07 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1415742
i would 8-2 be an arsenal fan at the moment :D


for fuck sake man, why is there so much 8-2 aresnal for?

i 8-2 break it too everybody but 2-8 on aresnal for this isn't fair.

do YOU 2-8 aresnal for having a bad day?

i 8-2 say stuff like this because i 8 man utd and aresnal 2.

in all seriousness though, i'd 8-2 be van persie for being in such a shit club.

Copy paste from YouTube. I almost feel sorry for Arsenal supporters.Almost.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on August 29, 2011, 04:41:50 pm
lolz
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: TofuEater on August 30, 2011, 12:13:50 pm
Quote from: Aquila Rossa;1415856
if it makes him feel any better, I can remind him that MUFC got hammered like that at Chelsea a few years back. It happens sometimes. I think the goobers will still compete for the top four this season. With all the past bad blood between Arsene and Sir Alex, SAF actually defended him in the press today and basically said the media wolf packs should back off.
Wenger should fuck off. If there was any chance that Arsenal could win a premiership then they wouldn't have lost so many top quality players over the last couple of years. He's been out of ideas since Henry left - sure a couple of years back there was a spate of injuries, but the game has moved on and so should he.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 30, 2011, 03:49:40 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1415854
Has Spork lost his Spark? I have noticed a lack of passion in his posts of late :)


It's hard to be passionate about a team which is not passionate about itself.

I mean fucking look at the line up against Man U.

Look at the fucking injury list.

Look at the transfers out

Wenger or who ever is responsible for letting that shit happen is an outright CUNT. How dare they let such a football club with such history and prestige rot and tumble as is happening right at this very moment. Then for fucking Wenger to come out and claim mental strength and injuries were our main problem.

Wenger has given the exact same fucking interviews pre and post game for years now, and it's annoying as fuck. Same excuses every game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd8I4bvWGNY

What was the problem with Arsenal back then? [strikeout]POOR[/strikeout] ABYSMAL defending, no goal keeper, no organisation.

What was the problem with Arsenal on Sunday night? Exactly the same shit (although Szczesney is a fantastic keeper).

What has been the problem since 2005? Wenger, the board and all of their inability to see that if they spent money, they would make a fuck load more money.

I would actually prefer if that filthy prick Usmanov came in and took over, because it is clear right now, and has been clear for years that the team is not going to win anything for at least another two years, and possibly be out of contention for the top four for at least that long as well.

Did anyone watch the full game? Notice anything about the noise in the stadium toward the end of the game? Notice that there wasn't a manc voice to be heard?

Arsenal away fans were singing for at the very least 25 minutes, singing proud about their team. NONE of our players deserved that, and while it was not the players fault for losing (most of them were inexperienced and pretty well just chucked into the deep end of a shark pool with out a shit stick to defend themselves with) I knew exactly what was going to happen, I even watched the full game without even frowning once. I laughed at all EIGHT (EIGHT YOU PRICKS) of Man U's goals. As soon as I saw the team line up I expected Man U to score at the very least four against us.

The funny thing is, if this happened to any other team, Wenger would've been out before the game had even finished, and the whole club would be trying their absolute best to rectify the issue in the most transparent way as is possible.

I am not saying that Wenger should leave or be sacked, as unless we were to sell out to Usmanov or any other multi billionaire (Silent Stan is not rich enough to change the team) there is not another manager out there who could pull Arsenal through what ever is going on at the moment.

If we make top four this season I will be delighted. How fucked up is that?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 31, 2011, 08:20:39 am
So Dos Santos, maybe Mertersacker and some kinda unknown South Korean up front, should work.

Gotta love bargain bucket wheeler dealer Wenger
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 31, 2011, 01:11:30 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1416412
So Dos Santos, maybe Mertersacker and some kinda unknown South Korean up front, should work.

Gotta love bargain bucket wheeler dealer Wenger

Our Park is Man U Park's cousin!

Apparently we are in for one or two more players today as well, I'll believe it when I see it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 31, 2011, 02:17:07 pm
Manchester has many Park's as does London, some famous parks I have visited personally are:

Battersea Park - London
St James Park - London
Hyde Park - London
Whitworth Park - Manchester
Heaton Park - Manchester

Then there are car "Parks", Boating "Parks" and animal safari "Parks"

Shame you missed out on Joe Cole :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 31, 2011, 02:37:01 pm
Shame for him perhaps, we have enough injury craps already.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on August 31, 2011, 04:23:15 pm
Mertersacker will help the sieve at the back no end.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 31, 2011, 04:27:29 pm
Yea, I don't know anything about any of our new signings. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 31, 2011, 04:28:17 pm
yea Mertersacker, he has the turning speed of milk.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 31, 2011, 04:32:33 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1416554
yea Mertersacker, he has the turning speed of milk.

Milk turns slowly though :) I reckon they need Skrtel the shirt pull....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on September 01, 2011, 08:51:05 am
We just signed Bellamy as our other striker on a two year deal

be good to see how Coates from Nacional goes as well. He won youth player of the copa america tournament

just listening to the transfer deadline on talksport UK

its LOLs

MUFC offering 100 million + Balotelli for Messi hahahahahaahahah

Kaka to spurs LOL

Yossi Benayoun to Arsenal hahahaha 31, broken LOL

Hope arsenal get arteta, i think he would be a good buy for them
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on September 01, 2011, 09:50:16 am
far mereiles just signed to CFC lol

im not bothered about that one

Stevie G will be back soon so he would have been on the bench anyway
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on September 01, 2011, 10:21:00 am
arteta confirmed for Arsenal
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 01, 2011, 02:28:18 pm
Yea, I am reasonably happy with Arsenal's transfers this window. Very happy to see that we only loaned Big Bendy out for the season, I still believe that he has what it takes to do well with us, but a lot of the fans seem to disagree, so the time away from the club will only do him well, and Sunderland are a great club.

I am excited for the weekend now, no idea who will start for us against Swansea, but I do feel sorry for them, as I see nothing but 3 points coming our way.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on September 01, 2011, 07:05:17 pm
Mere wasnt a shock. Would prefer Adam :P

I dont like the transfering within the EPL.. No loyalty anymore ay?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 01, 2011, 07:19:48 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1416890
Mere wasnt a shock. Would prefer Adam :P

I dont like the transfering within the EPL.. No loyalty anymore ay?


Yea, the players are all about money these days. Even Arteta's move to Arsenal - he has taken a pay cut but he will be in the Champs league now.

http://www.transferleague.co.uk/league-tables/2006-2011.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 02, 2011, 11:07:04 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1416890
I dont like the transfering within the EPL.. No loyalty anymore ay?


Agreed about transferring within, as for loyalty the only player that's banged in a transfer recently at Chelsea was Zhirkov and that wasn't just about money, but I guess theres nowhere to move up to :)

Not like Spurs where even a transfer to West Ham is considered a move up.

Like anything else in the prem, loyalty can be bought too.

tbh, I don't blame them, easy to sit there and take moral high ground when it's not you having a massive cheque waved under your nose. Short careers footballers, and they can suffer a career ending injury at any time.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 07, 2011, 12:58:43 pm
Yea, very true, and I would love to know how much these players earn after tax, but it's still a bazjivillion dollars more than me.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 14, 2011, 12:28:39 pm
Erm..... no need to stop posting just because the RWC is on, now where's the loyalty?

I'll get us re-started..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-psa7Utw4JM&feature=topvideos_sports
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on September 18, 2011, 11:54:47 am
re re start. Can things get any worse for the arse.4-3 to bottom of the table Blackburn. Loyalties will be tested.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on September 18, 2011, 01:21:42 pm
One of the better starts to the season I can remember.  Wenger's job must be in doubt
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 18, 2011, 02:33:42 pm
My money is on that Wenger will be at Arsenal at the end of the season no matter what, even if we are still in the same league position (where ever we end up after tonight's games) at the end of the season. I mean, who else is there? Rafa? lol

I feel sorry for the players, must be so draining to go through such a continuous horror show, with no signs that it's going to change.

That's not saying that there were not signs in last night's game that we CAN play Wenger ball, but it's going to take a hell of a lot of work to get us the fuck out of this shit that is happening at the moment.

If we make top four this season, I will be one happy Spork.

Seems a whole lot like Liverpool of last season though. :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 18, 2011, 03:02:13 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1415744
how about after today?

poor gai

Or today. =(

I used to love waking up on Sunday/ Monday morning and reading over the game I watched the night before, where Arsenal ripped some team apart. Seriously been so long (probably Blackburn last season) since I've seen that happen. Team is in deep shite.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: TofuEater on September 18, 2011, 06:58:48 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1423160
re re start. Can things get any worse for the arse.4-3 to bottom of the table Blackburn. Loyalties will be tested.
Fuck off. I've been supporting them since the early 70's and will continue to do so, no matter how low Wenger takes them.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on September 18, 2011, 07:07:35 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1423291
Fuck off. I've been supporting them since the early 70's and will continue to do so, no matter how low Wenger takes them.

fair enough.Don't take it so personal LOL. Your coach loyalties crack me up though.Show us your double standard.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: TofuEater on September 18, 2011, 08:49:03 pm
Don't get me wrong - i hate that cheese-eating surrender monkey with a passion. The sooner he's gone, the better.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 18, 2011, 09:16:50 pm
I definitely understand all the talk of people wanting Wenger out, but seriously, who is good enough to replace him?

Then again, at the moment, bloody Allardyce couldn't do much worse of a job.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on September 18, 2011, 09:32:15 pm
Most of the time in the EPL coaches are discarded way to soon. Wenger has had a fair crack a it and produced a few results, but you can only listen to the same speeches before the game for so long before it gets stale and fails to motivate (sir Alex seems to have the magic potion for this one though).Between this and lack of quality stock maybe its time to show him the door.Not my club so not to concerned if he stays.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 18, 2011, 11:04:44 pm
Yea let him stay, Arsenal ain't much of a threat with him there ;p. Score 4 goals and lose 4 -2...incredible.

Really can't see them being top half of the table leave alone top 4 tbh. Gervinho and RVP don't look like they are going to work though, early days of course, plenty of time for it to come right.

Hoping we can hold the Mancs today, but incase we don't thought I'd get a dig at Arsenal in early :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: TofuEater on September 18, 2011, 11:27:57 pm
Quote from: Spork;1423335
I definitely understand all the talk of people wanting Wenger out, but seriously, who is good enough to replace him?
Mate, i'd take Kevin Fucken Keegan at this stage. Wenger's done shit since Henry left except collect his paycheck.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 19, 2011, 01:12:45 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1423367
Gervinho and RVP don't look like they are going to work

RVP got real mad at Gerv for being too greedy during the Blackburn match. Made me happy, I think there are too many pansies in the Arsenal squad.

1-0 down, red card... Against Spurs? Damn. LOLerpool alright.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on September 19, 2011, 06:20:19 am
Fuckin Spurs.Can hardly expect to do anything with nine men I suppose.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on September 19, 2011, 09:40:40 am
Dear Kenny,

WTF? Seriously Kenny what the fuck was going through your mind?
It is time for the useless piece of shit Skrtel to go, why your at it kick fucken Carragher to the curb too! I have seen the French army put up a better defence than I saw this morning.
Sad state of affairs when your best line of defence is the last line of defence, that being Reina!
Sort it out by next weeks match please :)

Regards,
Lead.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on September 19, 2011, 09:53:02 am
farkin tell me about it

carra is always getting owned these days

man that was embarrassing today

hopefully stevie g is back next week
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 19, 2011, 01:33:13 pm
Hey Liverpool fans, nevermind, there is enough room on this sinking ship for the both of us! Although TBH I think it's the other way around, just Arsenal's end of the ship has recently broken off and is 95% submerged, and Liverpool were at least looking as if the rescue boats were out.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on September 19, 2011, 02:06:47 pm
i have the bail out bucket at the ready.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on September 19, 2011, 02:23:17 pm
Dear Liverpool fans,

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Signed,
Chelsea
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 19, 2011, 02:26:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGKogSXx_AY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on September 19, 2011, 02:57:20 pm
Quote from: Lias;1423535
Dear Liverpool fans,

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Signed,
Chelsea

Obviously didn't hear how your side went this morning.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 19, 2011, 03:10:06 pm
I found that a bit odd as well, although I guess losing 3-1 to Man U is better than 3-0 to a tier 2 Tottenscum.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on September 19, 2011, 04:18:35 pm
4-0 Sporky... 4-0 but thanks for trying to ease the pain
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on September 19, 2011, 05:06:40 pm
Torres - Scores one, looks like two, nek minute..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on September 19, 2011, 06:26:23 pm
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/313460_10150461122763298_552773297_11158746_1486210153_n.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on September 19, 2011, 06:28:13 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1423542
Obviously didn't hear how your side went this morning.

obviously not LOL
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on September 19, 2011, 08:38:17 pm
Dammit.. Still better than 4-0 to spurs :-P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on September 21, 2011, 07:09:58 am
Tough game for Arsenal this morning   1 nil down at home to Shrewsbury at home after 15.

Can life get any better
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 21, 2011, 02:24:05 pm
I watched the game this morning. Holy cow was I about ready to rage. Absolutely shambolic first half.

Alex Oxlade Chamberlain looked like a true winner though, showed some amazing skills, and his goal was great - but would most likely have been saved by any decent keeper.

If we were playing any other team but Shrewsbury, we would have lost. But then Djourou was captain, so I can sort of understand why we were so bad. Along with the whole team's current form.

Although one thing which I was thinking about, is that it was a pretty well brand new team compared to the usual first team, yet they still looked exactly the same as the first team (BAD). Coincidence? Or has Wenger actually 100% lost it?

I also saw yesterday, that in a pre-match interview, AW was asked if he is considering bringing in a defensive coach, and his quote was something like 'I have just finished 34 seasons as a coach, I do not believe I need any help'.

/me looks at Arsenal's form since winning against Man U last season.

Yea.. Yea you do mate.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on September 22, 2011, 11:55:21 am
Quote from: henno;1424171
Tough game for Arsenal this morning   1 nil down at home to Shrewsbury at home after 15.

Can life get any better

I love those biscuits
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 22, 2011, 02:34:05 pm
Lucky escape for Chelsea this morning, winning the penalty shootout.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 23, 2011, 10:00:44 am
Does anyone care about that Cup anymore?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on September 23, 2011, 10:05:45 am
What cup?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on September 23, 2011, 03:14:43 pm
Butter...
Two girls one...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 23, 2011, 08:47:35 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1425251
Does anyone care about that Cup anymore?

I do, as I see it as Arsenal's chance to break their trophy drought.

Obviously even that depends on wtf we do in the EPL, because as it stands now, we look to be getting relegated! Heh.

[noiamnotserious]
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on September 23, 2011, 09:54:28 pm
Quote from: Spork;1425611
I do, as I see it as Arsenal's chance to break their trophy drought.

Obviously even that depends on wtf we do in the EPL, because as it stands now, we look to be getting relegated! Heh.

[noiamnotserious]


I still think The League/Milk/Carling Cup is important. I remember when I was 12 Liverpool beat MUFC 2-1 in the 1982 League Cup Final. I had half the neighbourhood outside my window in Milton Keynes singing the score at me. It was an important trophy to the English back then and still is. The fixture congestion faced by clubs playing in four competitions forces them to use squad players in the Carling Cup these days which takes the shine off it a little, but it still often produces highly competitive and entertaining football. Judging by TV ratings in England for the cup's semi finals and final, the competition is as important to fans as it ever was.

Chin up Arsenal will not get relegated, it is only 5 matches into the season. If the league is as competitive as the last season all Arsenal have to do is stop losing and rack up a few points before xmas. The transfer window may allow them to draft in a few more players and try to reach the top four by May. Given the finacial situation at Arsenal is so tight because of the new stadium they can not afford to lose the money they get from playing in the Champoins league. Most of last season there was very few points between 5th place and 18th. I think they still can do it. They need money for players, not a new manager imo.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 23, 2011, 10:37:31 pm
Yea, I am actually rather optimistic about this season - I firmly believe that we will at least be in the fight for fourth. Will be an interesting end to the season either way.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 25, 2011, 05:36:58 pm
Insert something about a rainy day in Stoke.

Also, comfortable win for Arsenal, first one in I don't know how long.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on September 25, 2011, 09:52:58 pm
Fergie didn't have a go about the ref not giving the penalty. Must be on a final warning from the FA. hehe.He did have a grumble about Crouch fouling etc though. Sir Alex :)

Lots of injuries at MUFC. Owen got another run. He looked sharp scoring in the League Cup but does not seem to quite be able to step up a level. I still think he has a chance of a high scoring season at Old Trafford. He used to be one of the best at breaking the offside trap back when he was wearing a different shade of red. His hamstring has held out for a few months now.

Feeling better now Spork? 4-1 is a decent result for a team that is going down, hehe.

I watched those Warriors in the league last night which was nearly as good as watching football. Great win from them.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 26, 2011, 06:50:14 am
Torres..... Torres..... Torres.....*facepalm*
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on September 26, 2011, 10:14:57 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1426254
Torres..... Torres..... Torres.....*facepalm*

I know! it is like some voodoo dood has put a clumsy curse on him.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on September 26, 2011, 05:28:56 pm
Its all the scousers and there voodoo dolls.Fuck you Torres Bahahahahahahah
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on September 26, 2011, 05:42:14 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1426527
Its all the scousers and there voodoo dolls.$#@! you Torres Bahahahahahahah

lolz. funny mental picture that, all these sore scousers sticking pins in lots of little Torres voodoo dolls and saying "fu
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 28, 2011, 01:23:34 pm
I love this....Mancini is fkn fuming....the sooner City implodes the better.

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/11/09/27/SOCCER_Man_City_Snap.html&BID=165
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on September 28, 2011, 02:10:41 pm
Tevez? He is doing himself no favours. I wonder if he is all there? MUFC getting 20 million quid to get rid of him seems like damn good business in hindsight.

MUFC leaking goals in the CL. Sir Alex started the first 5 games with much the same players, the trouble seemed to start mostly when he started the squad rotation recently .
I dunno about this De Gea character, he pulls off some amazing saves sometimes, then looks way out of his depth at other times.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 28, 2011, 02:51:00 pm
No favours at all, and City want 50M for him now and I think there's only a few clubs that would pay 50M for a player that used to be a goal machine *cough*.

Utd was quite funny, 2 goals in 2 minutes (really soft too I heard) then 3-2 down and facing a home defeat, luckily the injury time fairy was kind to them yet again. Apparently De Gea was very lucky that a ridiculous shot from just inside their own half went wide as he wouldn't have got to it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 28, 2011, 03:02:32 pm
LOL@CITY.

=D
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 29, 2011, 01:29:39 pm
It just gets better

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15093522

They are obviously hoping that Mancini might agree, just to p155 off Tevez, to also send a message to the rest of the team and give Mancini the last laugh. He's under contract so he has to go where they send him and if I was Mancini, that ugly fker would be at the Ryanair check in desk at Manchester Airport right fkn now.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Aquila Rossa on September 30, 2011, 11:41:34 am
That is really funny. good to see a laugh finally be produced by what has been nothing but a bad joke thus far.

The Sheik might step in and offer him a loan spell in the UAE, then push him out of the helicopter somewhere around where the seals dumped Osama.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: TofuEater on October 03, 2011, 09:04:06 am
Quote
after the club's worst start to a season in 58 years
Who could they possibly be talking about? :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on October 03, 2011, 11:02:53 am
who's keen?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=10755265
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on October 03, 2011, 11:34:50 am
Could be....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: TofuEater on October 03, 2011, 11:43:46 am
I'm a starter - especially because it's against Adelaide (Mrs Tofu's home town).
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on October 03, 2011, 03:21:35 pm
I'd love to, I will start swimming now.

--

As for current news in soccer.

So after conceding more goals at the start of this season than I thought possible, and after Arsene has said that Arsenal do not need a defensive coach, we still continue our horrible form in the league.

Thanks Arsene, thanks board. You guys are doing a great job.

Pat Rice isn't the only one who wears rose tinted glasses, so it seems.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on October 03, 2011, 05:12:21 pm
Quote from: TofuEater;1430124
I'm a starter - especially because it's against Adelaide (Mrs Tofu's home town).

 At least you will know your ticket money isn't being spent on coke now
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on October 12, 2011, 12:19:42 pm
Quite a good read

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/11/football-transfer-rumours-javier-hernandez
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on October 16, 2011, 12:56:08 pm
Whos got FIFA 12 for PC?!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on October 18, 2011, 01:56:33 pm
Holy fucking shit. Arsenal won a game - despite their best efforts. Yay, and shit.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on October 18, 2011, 02:58:44 pm
*BUMP*
(http://edenpark.co.nz/media/thumbnails/5c/9e/5c9e8538778d26c4c3af8e3765e1ddae.jpg)

19th November 2011, Eden Park - 5PM Kick off.

Serious expressions of interest here please :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on October 18, 2011, 04:54:34 pm
^^ Now you jaffa's want to get in behind a NZ team :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on October 18, 2011, 07:30:13 pm
Hey I was behind them when they were the Knights!!!! (the failed Auckland based franchise) :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on October 19, 2011, 12:43:52 pm
Behind them in spirit you mean? It's just I don't remember seeing you at North Harbour in the pissing rain once Lead! :) I liked going to the Knights games, they were so bad it was funny but we had a great bunch of guys from the UK who just adapted footy chants from back home to suit them. For instance, when playing Perth "Small town in Scotland, you're just small town in Scotland...small town in Scotlaaaaaand, you're just small town in Scotland.

good times in Block 5 :)

When Herbert came in they started winning but it was all too late.

Anyway, as for the Phoenix I can't make it, as I will be in Oz.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on October 20, 2011, 08:52:54 pm
Torres, Torres
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on October 20, 2011, 10:20:17 pm
Haha, pitty he is banned for the weekend, otherwise he might have been able to hit a patch of form, instead of hit a patch of the stands like he has been doing.

The Arsenal game last night/ this morning was so boring. Very happy that we got the win though, as it did not look like we would at all, even though Marseille was there for the taking.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on October 21, 2011, 07:23:12 pm
This was funny, this player Yoav Ziv was integral in the sending off of Cameron Jerome, the crowd's boos turned to cheers after this incident.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVb-QaHVMM8&feature=player_detailpage
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on October 23, 2011, 07:52:58 pm
So if Arsenal were to win tonight (could easily go either way) then we will only be 2 points behind Liverpool.

Considering the amount that they have spent on their squad, and how Arsenal were tipped to get relegated this season (lol), I think that's pretty good. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on October 24, 2011, 03:48:31 am
Breaking news: Missing – ManU's defence. If found, please call 1300 1-6 1-6 1-6.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on October 24, 2011, 01:08:47 pm
Hmm some interesting results there!

In other breaking news they found the missing ManU defence in the toilets of a crack house on Sir Matt Busby way, Stretford, Greater Manchester, M16 0RA :p (http://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=address%20of%20old%20trafford&source=web&cd=4&ved=0CDcQqQIwAw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stuff.co.nz%2Fsport%2Fopinion%2F5841274%2FHumiliation-at-Old-Trafford-for-Man-United&ei=jKukTo7xIK2kiAfd48HdBg&usg=AFQjCNEXVlW5ykmywH_g79ZIl7q76nwXVA&cad=rja)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on October 30, 2011, 02:50:29 pm
Something about Stamford bridge is burning down?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 08, 2011, 08:35:13 am
Quote from: Spork;1442696
Something about Stamford bridge is burning down?

Nah if it burnt down that would make it black and John Terry would never allow that (allegedly)

Ok, got my password reset finally so I can comment :) (and you thought I was sulking)

True to say we're having a bumpy ride at the moment.  The Arsenal game was a joke, a combination of some incredibly bad missed chances, stunningly bad defending, a fundamental flaw in AVB's tactics and some uncharacteristic errors by Cech.

Firstly, missed opportunities. Sturridge, no right foot which caused him to miss one golden chance and I reckon it was sheer greed that stopped him squaring to Torres when he should have, for an even better goal scoring chance. Both unforgiveable but particularly the second. Surprised at how little that was mentioned on the box or in the reports I have read since because it was f*ckin inexcuseable in my book, Torres was in a top position to score and Sturridge had nobody in his way to prevent the pass being made.

The 5 goals
The first - Ivan you complete f*ckin c*nt, what were you thinking? Totally let Gervinho drift in behind him for an obvious pass. Cech no chance. I would have dropped Ivan for the Genk CL game based solely on that
The second - Torres lost the ball too easily on the byline and wasn't prepared to try to win it back. On top of that, Bosingwa drifted insanely out of position and Santos probably couldn't believe his luck at the open space he had. Cech would normally have saved the shot though, went through his legs I think. I don't care how good Bosingwa's crossing is, a new right-back is a must
The third - shambolic, what happened to 'play to the whistle'? Walcott on the deck, Cashley stops with his hands up to make sure a free kick is not given against him and JT and Ivan watch the ball without going to nick it probably because they expect a free kick to be given too. I can't remember who had been carded at that stage but is there a fear of being booked again by going in to win the ball when a guy is on the ground? Cech should have done better with a shot at his near post. In addition, that came from a soft free-kick. Walcott was never gonna head the ball on the byline so either Cashley should not have touched him or the ref should have just given us a throw - very soft either way
The fourth - Malouda, get off the f*ckin pitch. You were brought on for Sturridge, so why are you so deep and what a dreadful pass back too! I'm sure he did a similar thing at The Emirates last season from a similar position. Nothing more to say, a slip that any player could experience on any day. JT didn't want the ball back and certainly wasn't expecting it. Only Malouda knows why he felt the need to go backwards. Cech, no chance
The fifth - unfortunate that our attack broke down. I don't blame us for going for it and leaving no cover. Good break by the ar$e but again Cech would normally have stopped the shot. It was powerful but very close to him and at a good height for a keeper
 
So, even with missed chances and poor defending, on a good day, Cech would have stopped 3 of those and we would have won 3-2.

In terms of tactics, Chelsea are quite a different team under AVB. Since Jose, we have been a team that is happy to sit back and allow the opposition to have the ball and then work hard to win it back and hit them hard on the break. Now, we play a real high pressing game all the time to try to constantly keep the ball in the opponents half. Again, lots of hard working players in midfield to do that but also defenders and strikers pressing the ball a lot. While that makes for lots of opportunities for our forwards, it also means you have a huge gaping hole between defenders and keeper. So, if you are playing a high game against 2 of the fastest strikers in the Premiership, namely Walcott and RVP, who would you opt for at centre-back, slow or fast players? Surely, Luiz had to play with either JT or Ivan. We get away with that strategy against most teams but not against the best so I think AVB got that wrong.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 08, 2011, 10:46:18 am
Yea, AVB definitely got it wrong, and I also think that Sturrige is to blame for the second goal, he was just looking at Santos as he ran away with the ball, however I do see a lot of 'what ifs' in your post. :P

I also like that Cashley helped us to get the win, in the build up to Theo's goal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 11, 2011, 11:29:43 am
It felt really good to cunt Chelsea. I laughed so hard my asshole prolapsed when England's Lion threw himself on the floor to avoid having to trundle after Van Persie like a shit-talking, chav cunt from a chav family, adulterous bulldozer.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 11, 2011, 01:42:41 pm
Hahahaha, great post Wandy. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 17, 2011, 08:39:57 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1379199
a) Denilson, Clichy, Alumnia, Arshavin and possibly Bendtner and/or Diaby. The whole team though, need to fucking wake up.


4 out of 5.

Yes, yes I do know what's up. That's right.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 17, 2011, 10:31:21 am
Would be good if the little Russian would get off his Arse and actually start performing.. Consistently.

Also, isn't it 4/6 since you mentioned Diaby? :P

I see on a couple of Arsenal forums, people are actually looking forward to Diaby's return. I guess it can't be a bad thing, as Song is off to the African Cup of Nations this January for a month?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 17, 2011, 10:55:48 am
No way, I and/or'ed that shit. Besides, Diaby isn't exactly in the team anyway.

Cameroon didn't qualify for the ACN.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 17, 2011, 07:03:44 pm
Oh yea, forgot about that! Awesome news. :D

EDIT: Just watched parts of the CC final (in an attempt to clean up my soccer folder).

I do remember wanting both Koscielny and Obafemi (sp?) Martins dead after that goal.

if you had to blame one player for throwing that game away, Kos would be the one.

he is very lucky that hes had a pretty solid season (apart from the horrible few games for the whole team) so far, otherwise I think he would be copping a whole load of flack right about now.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 18, 2011, 01:46:36 pm
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Arsenal-Jack-Wilshere-steps-up-recovery-from-ankle-op-as-Thierry-Henry-trains-with-former-club-article831690.html

Absolute legend. I would honestly take him over any other player (who wouldn't come at a ridiculous price).
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 19, 2011, 11:12:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t7AW9R0xxQ&feature=related

This goal puts that Rooney overhead shit to shame. Subliminal goal, utterly brilliant, literally World Class!

Looks for ARSHAAAVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! -Emirates has an earthquake of celebrations-
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 21, 2011, 08:26:32 am
Chelsea keep the lols coming, bless 'em.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on November 21, 2011, 08:31:53 am
How ironic is it that Chelsea buy two players from LFC who scored against them

then an ex chelsea player gets the winner LOL

MAXI!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on November 21, 2011, 08:42:49 am
Awaiting Judges post match report.... with him being on holiday I am guessing this will be all over and done with before his return :)

Lol@Terry.... what a cock!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 21, 2011, 10:48:35 am
Yea very dodge at the back again and we didn't deserve the win and the few chances you did create you bagged, luckily Suarez doesn't like to pass or it might have been more convincing. I thought a draw would have been a fairer result *shrug* thats football.

No idea why Drogs was left on for so long, and Mikel should never have even started. Torres and Miereles no time to influence anything, AVB tactics all wrong..again. Marathon not a sprint maybe but we all know it's Citeh's to lose this season.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 21, 2011, 11:28:38 am
Sideshow Bob is spectacular.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 21, 2011, 06:36:03 pm
He could be
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on November 22, 2011, 08:34:07 am
(http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/13/13d7c4a85cbb9edb5142cb8675d39312/petr_cech_now_has_a_mask_to_go_with_his_helmet.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 22, 2011, 10:39:19 am
God damn it Spurs, piss off!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on November 22, 2011, 10:46:33 am
Hahaha maori! Leave poor Cech alone, hes the greatest goalkeeper ever, just has shit defence.

I like Spurs more than those Man Carnts
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 22, 2011, 02:46:13 pm
Fairly clear that a number of Chelsea's key players are past their prime. Too old to play the high line game.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 22, 2011, 06:29:45 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1450504
Hahaha maori! Leave poor Cech alone, hes the greatest goalkeeper ever, just has shit defence.

I like Spurs more than those Man Carnts

I'm not sure if it's even that, I think it's more to do with AVB changing the team from sitting deep to playing a high line, which was at least obvious against Arsenal, as we did what Chelsea normally do, and we hit on the counter attack.

I don't think it's a problem with any player, just that they aren't used to the high line.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on November 22, 2011, 09:50:13 pm
I agree the older guys are getting on..
Definatly need some new investments on D

Cole, Ivanovic, Terry, Bosingwa are all struggling.
Luiz isnt as good as last season.

Bring back Carvalho he was an old tower.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2011, 11:50:45 am
Ivanovic isn't going to improve much. Lulz is just not a very good defender - until he plays for the national team, then he looks good, what's up with that? Who the fuck is training this clown at Chelsea?

Terry still has quality, but mistake prone so far this season. Alex/Terry is the best CB pairing available - but I wouldn't take either over our man Kos at the moment.  

Too much tactical change without having the right ingredients to sustain such. Dunno if it's a case of old dogs new tricks, or just too much too soon. If it's the former, you're fucked. The latter - the team will gel over time.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 23, 2011, 05:40:14 pm
I think they will gel over time, but tere will need to be a few changes as well, but it's Chelsea, so I doubt that matters..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2011, 07:05:52 pm
Yeah - It's stupid to make predictions at this stage of the season, but Chelsea should they be in serious danger of having a 'negative' season i.e not qualifying for the Champions League (no chance), they have a large enough wallet for it to be correctable easily enough. They need a few seasons of 'transition', mind.

Real Madrid this morning were magnificent btw. As were Napoli. For entirely different reasons.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 23, 2011, 07:24:40 pm
Well as you say, it's still very early, but a lot of people seem to have high hopes for Arsenal and Spurs in the top four, and I don't see either of the Mancurian teams dropping out.

I don't think Liverpool will be too much of a problem, but there is definitely going to be an exciting end to the season.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2011, 07:26:43 pm
Spurs  look far too good for my liking. Playing like Arsenal 2 years ago.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 25, 2011, 09:39:49 am
Just realised I hadn't been in here to have my laugh yet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - You *all* suck!

That will be all.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 25, 2011, 02:58:27 pm
Yea, I wonder who out of Man U, City or Chelsea will win the Europa league this year?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on November 27, 2011, 08:46:24 am
Arsenal might end up in the Europa league :P

Good win for Chelsea and tottenhan.
Well done newcastle!!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 27, 2011, 09:50:55 am
Damn Fullham, often step up against us. I haven't watched the game yet though.

TV with two goals!

oh wait.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 27, 2011, 10:22:43 am
Well done linesman at Old Trafford.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: sabrinna08 on November 27, 2011, 12:09:39 pm
hello,im newbie of this forum.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on November 28, 2011, 08:14:24 am
fark Joe hart saved Man City this morning

i think its a game we were lucky to draw in and unlucky not to win

Man City really pressure the midfield and force teams into the long ball game

4th straight draw at home FML
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 28, 2011, 09:26:34 am
wtf Gary Speed?

He was a legend.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 28, 2011, 09:28:33 am
Yeah, depressing.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 28, 2011, 12:13:10 pm
Suarez is fast becoming a fucking joke eh - (http://www.abload.de/img/suarezg6ujn.gif)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on November 28, 2011, 05:20:06 pm
Meh-There's at least one in every team
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on November 28, 2011, 05:23:21 pm
More in others..... not a bad result for what I was expecting to be a home hammering.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on November 28, 2011, 07:06:49 pm
Wtf suarez? This isnt Li Liga!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on November 28, 2011, 09:17:19 pm
^ he learnt from his academy award winning Stamford bridge regular..... Drogba...lol

Drogba seems to have settled down now, Suarez will too! after all this is his 1st full season in the EPL and he has been better than his outings at the end of last season.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on November 28, 2011, 10:14:36 pm
Haha drogba was bad, alot better now.

He takes it like a man, when he got knocked the fark out vs norwich
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on November 30, 2011, 11:44:52 am
Annother sweet victory over Chelsea this morning
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: DarlaS27 on December 01, 2011, 03:54:43 am
hello,im newbie of this forum.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on December 01, 2011, 11:14:05 am
Hi Darla,

Tell me more about pillows!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on December 01, 2011, 12:35:17 pm
Pillow biter from way back.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on December 01, 2011, 05:20:13 pm
@kilabee hahahahaha!

A/S/L Darla? You in Darla does Dallas?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 03, 2011, 01:06:38 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1452592
Annother sweet victory over Chelsea this morning


Carling Cup, no one cares. :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 06, 2011, 12:23:36 pm
Schwaaaaarzeaaaaaaaaaaarr... :P

3 point ahead of 'pool, 2 point behind chelsea, not far from second.. Considering out start, we are all set up to bottle the season from our usual decent position.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on December 06, 2011, 01:26:31 pm
Liverpool are always good for a cracking laugh. What with Carroll looking every bit the 35Million Pound striker that he certainly is, Suarez hurling himself to the ground at every single opportunity while his manager insists that his 'integrity is impeccable', that kid from 'This is England' being sent off, and Craig 'My face ate my neck' Bellamy being preferred to the 20 million pound Stewart Downing Syndrome not to mention the worlds best Goalkeeper in Liverpool dropping a clanger for the winner.

I haven't laughed so fucking hard since John Terry cried. Bring on Liverpool's next game!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 06, 2011, 03:00:17 pm
RVP has scored more goals than Liverpool.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on December 06, 2011, 03:57:06 pm
LOL farkin liverpool

its a bit like supporting the warriors hahahah

fuckin carroll is a useless, but if we still had torres would have been the same

oh well
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on December 06, 2011, 03:57:47 pm
Quote from: Spork;1454074
RVP has scored more goals than Liverpool.

too bad none of them actually came against Liverpool this year :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on December 06, 2011, 04:37:55 pm
Aside from the one he scored against you this year that is.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 07, 2011, 11:09:24 am
Get in, 3-0 against Valencia, I'll take that...should have been a bumpy ride, but a fine disciplined performance...at long last. 70% possesion and Drogs on fire...JT even managed to rein in Luiz. No tears for you today Wandarah. :)

So that's 4 goals for Chelsea players today then Gooners?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 08, 2011, 11:27:17 am
Haha icing on the cake, both Mancs crash out.

"Champions League, you're having a laff, WoooOOOooOOOOoaaah, having a laff"
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on December 08, 2011, 11:55:27 am
didnt the gooners get beaten 2-0. But they survived aye?

Im glad to see the Mancs gone

Be even better if they both started to crash in the prem as well

Liverpool are shit at the moment so I could live with the best team in london Spurs getting up and winning the title
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on December 08, 2011, 05:01:41 pm
Glad i dont support those Man U dickheads.. :P

Well Done Drogba..
Some vicious rumours going round for summer market.

Bye Bye Anelka (YES)
Bye Bye Drogba (NO :/)
Bye Bye Kalou (You can take Torres instead?)
Lampard for Modric?

Bosignwa? Nooooo take hotheaded Luiz :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on December 08, 2011, 06:45:59 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1454623
didnt the gooners get beaten 2-0. But they survived aye?

Our game, as totally unamusing as it was - was a total irrelevance. We'd qualified early.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on December 08, 2011, 06:47:05 pm
And now - if I can just address both Manchester teams here:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAhhhhhhhhhhahahahahAHAHAHABASELHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA800MILLIONPOUNDSHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhh wait wait.....BASEL...HAHAHAHAHAHhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 08, 2011, 09:34:43 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1454623
didnt the gooners get beaten 2-0. But they survived aye?

Im glad to see the Mancs gone

Be even better if they both started to crash in the prem as well

Liverpool are shit at the moment so I could live with the best team in london Spurs getting up and winning the title

We got beaten 3-1, and a Chelsea player was our only scorer. :P

As Wandy said, our game meant nothing, as we had already qualified on top of our group, so AW fielded a weakened team (no RVP) and a couple of ours went int othe game with injuries.. For some dumb reason, and then of course Santos who was already carrying a niggling ankle injury had to play due to another player not being able to fly because he hasn't got some form filled out or something.. lol.. Then Santos got injured mid game, and is out for 3 weeks, which is good, but we have City in two weeks.....

Oh, and I just got Judge's joke
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on December 08, 2011, 09:42:52 pm
Special keeper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNlKOLmtGcQ
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on December 08, 2011, 09:56:14 pm
Goalkeepers for Arsenal have a tendancy to do this sorta thing..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 08, 2011, 10:08:56 pm
Thank fuck he is only our fourth choice.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on December 09, 2011, 07:13:33 am
Pretty much fucked his chances at the club after that.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 09, 2011, 01:08:58 pm
Should've taken the hint when he fucked up like five games in a row back in 09/10 I think it was, after Failmunia lost his spot after gifting the opposition a couple of games in a row, then Flappyhandski came in and did the same, then Mannone (can't think of a name for him) came in and I think it was in one of his games where we gave away a free kick in our own box, and they took it instantly while Mannone was talking to the ref or something.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on December 10, 2011, 09:06:31 am
I remember that, not his fault - the Sol was talking to the Ref, the keepers back was turned, the wall wasn't formed, the ref blew they scored. Bizarre. The ref didn't even check the wall.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 10, 2011, 09:56:16 am
Yea, I remember wanting the ref dead.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 11, 2011, 11:12:57 pm
What a fucking classy goal and celebration from RVP!

1-0 to the Arsenal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbbszxhJKg4

To call that man a legend is an understatement.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on December 12, 2011, 08:23:13 am
fuck that RVP goal was off the hook

Henry is still the man, but hopefully RVP can emulate his scoring record

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/929076_700b.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 12, 2011, 10:13:59 am
Speaking of sexual assaults, lol@spurs. Got dominated by a 12 man stoke.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on December 12, 2011, 11:04:54 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbbszxhJKg4
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 13, 2011, 11:38:38 am
City who?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on December 13, 2011, 12:13:20 pm
No City supporters here Judge so the trolling will fail :)

Nice win though....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 13, 2011, 03:33:15 pm
I was merely commenting on the Tevez movie. Was there some football on today?

:)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on December 13, 2011, 10:29:15 pm
I like Fat Frank. I mean, before today.

He seems like a sound guy - good sense of humour - intelligent for a footballer. Surprised really.

Great win today for Chelsea. Day by day - it seems AVB is just there to pick the team and make the subs, the core oldschool players choose the tactics. Dunno how that's gonna change any time soon.

Laughed when Clichy got sent off. Still cant tackle - decent cross on the cheeky cunt now though eh. At Arsenal, we dont practice them - it's something Stoke would do.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 14, 2011, 12:45:21 am
Happy Invincibles day Wandy!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 15, 2011, 01:16:39 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijD3Huqfrao&feature=player_embedded

Classic Aussie media commentating soccer.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on December 18, 2011, 11:09:44 pm
Win against Wigan...NEK MINNIT...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 18, 2011, 11:13:35 pm
1. beat unbeaten Man City
2. Draw with Wigan.
3. be Chelsea.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 18, 2011, 11:45:44 pm
yea, Wigan deserved something we were poo. Can't believe he took Sturridge off. Missed Ramires today too.

Meh
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 19, 2011, 01:21:10 am
Rooney for the fantasy points!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on December 19, 2011, 08:19:52 am
BL Arsenal

good win for us this morning

we might not be able to score as many goals as other teams

but the best defence in the prem is keeping us in touch

hopefully only a matter of time before we click
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 19, 2011, 09:53:33 pm
Was a good game between City and Arsenal, I'm fine with the result, pretty much expected especially with 4 of our fullbacks out, and then Djourou got injured just before half time!

Even at full strength it would've been a tough one, but oh well, we have now faced all the top sides away from home.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 22, 2011, 05:53:05 pm
Y.O.S.S.I
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on December 23, 2011, 09:51:11 pm
Bring back Xabi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtgRVHS8lIg&feature=player_embedded
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 28, 2011, 12:22:37 pm
Bleh, bring on St Totteringham's day.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on December 31, 2011, 01:10:41 am
Gary Cahill is coming to Chelsea!

I will miss Alex he is the man.

What are your sides hopes for the Transfer Market?

Sell Torres (I'm dreaming)
Sell Kalou
Sell Anelka

Buy Glen Johnson :P
Buy David Villa
Buy Hazard
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 31, 2011, 01:36:29 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1459694
Gary Cahill is coming to Chelsea!

I will miss Alex he is the man.

What are your sides hopes for the Transfer Market?

Sell Torres (I'm dreaming)
Sell Kalou
Sell Anelka

Buy Glen Johnson :P
Buy David Villa
Buy Hazard

Torres - Going nowhere right away, January is a huge month for him with no Drogs or Kalou or even Mikel for that. Make or break, if he doesn't perform then he could well be gonski before the window shuts. I doubt it though. Little early to take a 30M loss, even for Roman. I won't be surprised if there's a big money striker in the pipeline though. Khedira named as a possible, not sure how I feel about that.
Anelka - Gone already
Kalou - Arsenal want him, welcome to him. Doesn't work when he gets his chances, like Malouda too pedestrian.
Alex - Been great for us and I'll miss his thunderbolt kicks, but he's too slow alongside Terry now.

Glen Johnson? wtf? Hell No.
David Villa? - Very unlikely, his seasons over broken leg.
Hazard - Possibly, especially with Joe Cole playing well there, been linked with us lots of times.

Cahill, done deal I think. Josh McEachran in some sort of loan deal as a sweetner. We look after Bolton so I'm sure they will do the same. Be a great signing, not sure where that leaves Luiz though. I think we should try him in midfield, but apparently he can play right back too. Like to see him try a spell there, couldn't possibly do worse than Boswinga.

Sneijder - apparently on the move. Could do worse.
Malouda - he'll be off
Lampard - I can see him leaving in Jan.

Where's Lukaku? that's what I want to know, apparently playing well and scoring heaps for the reserves but not even making the bench atm.

Watched the Reds v Magpies this morning, as expected a different team when Gerrard came on, such a vital creative player for them and looking sharp as ever too. Great service to the overpriced lanky pisshead and took his goal well, real class always rated him.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on December 31, 2011, 01:53:17 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1459742
Torres - Going nowhere right away
Agree, Although I would be happy to see him back at Anfield :p
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1459742
Glen Johnson? wtf? Hell No.
You guys used to have him and gave him up! hands off, he is fine where he is.
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1459742
Lampard - I can see him leaving in Jan.
Where?
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1459742
Watched the Reds v Magpies this morning, as expected a different team when Gerrard came on, such a vital creative player for them and looking sharp as ever too. Great service to the overpriced lanky pisshead and took his goal well, real class always rated him.
He certainly did make a difference, Play was flat and contained to the middle of the field, Gerrard comes on and Nek minit totally different game. Bellamy must have forgot his pills this morning but I do think the challenge should be looked into.
Anyone want a new coat hanger? Goes by the name of Andy and is good for nothing but hanging your jacket and cap on.... Take a 35 million loss and give him away! Yes he has the height but has more men on him than Courtney Love. His first touches leave a lot to be desired too.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 31, 2011, 02:15:26 pm
Yea, Glen Johnson was rubbish for us though, was glad to see the back of him. He still blows hot and cold, wasn't that great today for example.


Lamps, no idea. He's clearly not happy though. It'll be by player request rather than a shove though I think. I really can't see how he can complain he's not been great recently, but it's not like Miereles gives us anything that he doesn't (other than a bit more pace) so his gripe might be more about that.

I also think the only thing keeping him from a reunion with Jose, is his Mrs but I still wouldn't rule it out. I'd hate to see him in something like a fkn Sunderland shirt though.

I question some of his tactics but AVB isn't scared to make big calls though and while he seems to run a (almost dicator like) tight ship than a few of the old guard may like, we need a transisiton and surely even Roman can see it won't happen overnight (Even the great Fergie took a while to get it right). That said, failing to qualify for Champions League next season will be tough for him to justify to the big man. He also needs to stop getting played by the fucking media.

The leagues pretty much gone for us now, No way both Citeh and Utd will slip up that much and Spurs are on fire, so a decent fight for the Champs league is needed. We're just not play that good at the moment but on our day we can get up for anything and beat anyone.

I did lol at Carroll a few times, but only coz we're in the same boat.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on December 31, 2011, 03:40:25 pm
I loved Carroll when he played for Newcastle..nek minnit, shit.

Villa is talking to Chelsea/Arsenal at the moment but yeah, rumours.

Abramovich has said his top priority is signing Higuian +spelling ...another fuc**n striker!
Wish we can hold onto Drogba but sounds like he'll be off...

Lukaku is mean player, cant wait to see him step up to the firsts. He has played the FA/Carling Cup games
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on December 31, 2011, 03:47:26 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1459755
I loved Carroll when he played for Newcastle..nek minnit, shit.

Reminds me of another player, can't remember his name, he's Spanish, rhymes with Flopando.

Also, no chance of Villa going to Arsenal, none what so ever.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 01, 2012, 09:41:57 am
Chelsea might have to get ready for the Europa Cup ifshit stays like this.
AVB needs a better excuse now...I have one, get rid of Torres :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 01, 2012, 12:11:21 pm
Holy shit! What the fuck happened this morning?
I thought my New Years prayer had been answered seeing the scum go down to Blackburn on Fergies 70th! Then Chelsea get a home hiding from Villa :)
AVB may be on the transfer list himself, Lampard had a mare  (but to be fair I think he has resigned himself to the fact he wants out), Drogba gave away too much possession (maybe thinking about his National duties), Ruiz is just shit as a central defender (No excuse, just shit) and I dont think JT gives a fuck anymore (Unless you are a young hot female :p)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 01, 2012, 02:18:09 pm
Yea, it was what it was..dunno about a hiding we were pushing for the win and got caught on the break at the death but certainly a slack performance all round, nothing to be proud of there (other than Drogs 150th goal) again looked like no one could be arsed, had a draw written all over it but then a more stupid defensive errors when we started to push for a second, it nearly came too. Even at 2-1 we were still in it, there had been about 15 minutes of pressure from us just previous, again the high line doesn't suit us...we can't do it.. Luiz (Ruiz plays for Fulham doesn't he) had Agbonlahor in his pocket for most of the game, but when Bent came on it was too much of an ask and it all came crashing down. Villa played well on the break had a good game plan..... Torres wasn't awful, (was ok agaisnt Fulham too) great strike which sadly hit the bar but Drogs should have come off for Torres though not Sturridge. Sturridge winds me up though, what a talent but he should have squared the ball to Drogs who was in a ton of space, a goal definitely no question, then probably a very different end result.... but no, he creates a half chance, takes a nothing punt. FFS win the game then take outside bets, play the percentages Dan, and drop the selfish brat shit then you might get 90 minutes.

 Stupid 3rd goal from them, not sure what Lampard was thinking, well he clearly wasn't.... I think again AVB went about it all wrong. Lampard should have started with Miereles playing the holding role, they had 1 striker ffs. When Lampard came on and Miereles dropped back we looked much better but still not really that dangerous. How many times is Miereles going to put it in the back of the Mathew Harding stand from outside the box? He is not creative enough, great at bringing it forward but not much else. Lampard can unlock Drogs, and uses Mata and Cole much more effectively.

I personally wouldn't boo them, never have, but today I understand why those that did, did even though I hate it. Losing is one thing but playing like you just don't care is another, the latter is inexcusable.

Also, to be fair to JT there's no way that what he's got going on at the moment isn't playing on his mind....no he's not been great but it should never ever be said that he doesn't care about Chelsea, he's been there since he was 14...to say he cares about little else would be far more accurate. He just can't play a high defensive line, he doesn't have the pace for it, never has so why AVB is making him do it is beyond me. I guess his guaranteed start will be under threat too now.

Anyway Happy New Year Footy Fans...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 01, 2012, 04:08:32 pm
Happy New Year boys. I should say that now.

The team doesnt look smooth even as a counter-attacking/offensive team, we just dont have it down. Sturridge is the only one with the skills at the moment and Drogs has been good, hope we dont lose him.
Now, as for Terry and Lampard - age is becoming a factor. Silly mistakes and Luiz is dreadful, he cant play a defensive game and when he does - he gives away a penalty.

We definatly are missing Ballack, Deco, Carvalho - but I am still holding onto the '10 squad.

Im just glad Man U went down to Blackburn or else i'd be even more gutted
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 01, 2012, 05:57:06 pm
Haven't seen the game last night just yet, need to wait another bloody 4 hours for it to be replayed on TV, and can't find it on the internets. :(

Anyone know of a site that has the full game already?

EDIT: Feel free to PM me so I don't have to possibly spoil it by reading this thread. :P

EDIT2: Ah, it's on Arsenal Player already, HELL YEA.

EDIT: What a Vantastic weekend of football!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 02, 2012, 08:11:14 pm
http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/506311/Live/England-Premier-League-2011-2012-Sunderland-Manchester-City(preview)

69% possession and unable to score?

That's what you get for stealing so many Arsenal players!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 02, 2012, 08:38:07 pm
Na na na na, samir nasri, nasri, samir nasri...traitor.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 02, 2012, 08:40:30 pm
That's the PG version of what was being sung around the Emirates when City played there recently.

Warning: Language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ulAZCDmTb4&feature=related
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 02, 2012, 09:43:20 pm
+1
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 02, 2012, 09:49:19 pm
After Yossi won us that game last weekend, they brought out the original Nasri song, but changed it to benayuon.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 02, 2012, 11:54:00 pm
What the fuck is this about?

"Chelsea players furious at Nicolas Anelka being banned from the club Christmas party — as revealed by Sportsmail — organised their own celebrations for the departing French striker on Friday in defiance of Villas-Boas, it was reported on Sunday night."

Anelka has been a key player for us and given a lot to the club, this is such a piss poor move by AVB. Way to get your team and fans onside...

Of course, it's probably the grand plan to remove any and all player power.

Apparently we're injury central now aswell and some are mysteriously 'ill', funny that. Our back 4 for Wolves = Bertrand, Hutchinson, Chaloba, Boswinga I shit you not. Mind you they couldn't do a worse job...

Torres will be starting but only because Drogba, Sturridge and Kalou are injured ....jeez. What a season this is going to be.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 03, 2012, 10:25:18 am
What is going on? The only result I have gotten right so far was the Wolves Chelsea match..... Apart from that it seems 2012 is upside down world :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 03, 2012, 10:38:35 am
Yea it's mental mate, Villa just got outplayed by Swansea too...makes the result against us look even more crazy. Gooners lose

At least Torres had a good game today, still looks unconfident but can't fault his creativity. Needs to attack the ball a bit more, but positive stuff. Shaky game though, good to see Frank bailing out AVB....again.

Citeh v Liverpool will be a cracker tomorrow.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 03, 2012, 11:13:42 am
Lampard has proven me wrong time and time again, Cole and Terry looked good. So age isnt a factor but they have been very hot/cold as of late.

Swansea/Fulham had good wins today.

GO LIVERPOOL TOMORROW. :P

Wtf is that shit with Anelka? Id be pissed! Anelka has been a very dedicated to Chelsea and bloody AVB isnt proving to be the best thing for Chelsea since his arrival.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 03, 2012, 12:31:25 pm
The way things have been going and based on Cities performance earlier this week I would have to say the game tomorrow will be interesting... Obviously I would love to see Liverpool win! They have a good shot at it and our game lifts against the top teams so go boys and just doeeet :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 03, 2012, 07:35:27 pm
I think Pool could sneak in a win or at least a draw.

I don't mind either result, just want it to be an entertaining match with as many red cards and goals as possible. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 04, 2012, 09:36:43 am
Reina's having a mare.

Not writing the Reds off yet, but the defensive frustrate setup clearly isn't working, so time for Plan B.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 04, 2012, 10:30:32 am
Sunderland is the only team in the whole PL to not drop points over the last 4 days.

EDIT; Bad luck Pool, I was hoping you might be able to scrape something from the game.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 04, 2012, 11:05:26 am
Well I still think Carrol is shite! Reina did have a mare but I suppose everyone has thier bad days.
Interested to see what Kenny does this month as there are gaps that need plugging and with no Suarez until Feb 6th Carrol just wont cut it imo, 3 goals for 35 million is not a good return.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on January 04, 2012, 11:32:10 am
Carrol is a dunce. No pace and for all his height is never in a decent position to take any advantage of it. I picked a bad day to take a half day to watch the football.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 04, 2012, 11:43:48 am
3 goals for $50m?

At least he had a proven track record. Nolan made Carroll look good at Newcastle, it was plain to see. I guess the good thing is that it's another nail in the coffin for ridiculous transfer fees. I thought Roman had learned with Shevva.

Hopefully both will come good, Torres just looks frustrated and unhappy and Carroll just looks hungover (which he probably is most of the time), but age is on his side, still got a bit to learn and of someone can stick on his head it'll come right (looking at you Stevie G). Seriously though if Peter Crouch can score there's hope for anyone.

Surprised he didn't start Bellamy, he'd have annoyed the fuck out of them
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 04, 2012, 12:16:05 pm
I dont think Carroll is that bad, liverpool just dont play to his strengths

its players like Adam and Downing who piss me off, i mean i knew adam was slow but wasnt he purchased for his freekicks and passing?

Downing was purchased as a winger to get crosses into carroll and he keeps cutting back and losing the ball, 94 minutes and not one cross from downing

Kuyt and Johnson were horrible on their side

I hope we dont make a stupid purchase over the summer

bent can stay at villa
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 05, 2012, 10:19:27 am
Howay Lads.... Keep it up :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 05, 2012, 10:22:07 am
Demba Ba - 15 goals - Free Transfer from West Ham
Torres and Carroll - 6 Goals... 85Million

how about that for perspective.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 05, 2012, 10:25:33 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1460358
Demba Ba - 15 goals - Free Transfer from West Ham
Torres and Carroll - 6 Goals... 85Million

how about that for perspective.

Indeed... I am happy for Carroll to go on a free transfer :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 05, 2012, 10:59:02 am
What a game! Most enjoyable game I have watched in a while now. Webb surprised me too, guessing he left his Red shirt at home today as none of the Manc's usual tricks worked.
Was a little worried when he let the Blatent Ferdinand penalty on Ba go but in the end came good.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 05, 2012, 11:12:56 am
lol @ Phil Jones....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 05, 2012, 11:28:57 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1460373
lol @ Phil Jones....

I Lol at that name anyway Cos like my cousin, who is also called Phil Jones, is a complete cock also :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 05, 2012, 11:45:10 am
Tim Howards Goal..amazing!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 05, 2012, 12:28:14 pm
i was a bit gutted after the loss to Citeh

but Newcastle made me smile again haha
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 05, 2012, 01:09:33 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1460379
Tim Howards Goal..amazing!


hah yea, shame it wasn't a winner. Look at the bounce on it, like it hits concrete.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Znd1sskBlQ
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 05, 2012, 01:18:43 pm
earlier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=84kKPbxgsCc
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Post by: maorifulla on January 05, 2012, 01:20:58 pm
And in breaking news Chelsea and Liverpool are fighting for the signature of Tim Howard to replace either Fernando Torres or Andy Carroll. Howard has scored more goals in the past 5 weeks then the two
strikers combined
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Post by: R3DM@N on January 05, 2012, 01:31:21 pm
You know i think torres would be a better waterboy..but in all fairness, he would make a good midfielder. He sets up shit but never scores... maybe he should be on Loan to Portsmouth
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 05, 2012, 02:03:42 pm
keep the faith, for January at least. If he can't get some form in the next 4 games against he likes of Pompey, Sunderland, Norwich and Stoke with no Drogba and Anelka breathing down his neck before we play the scum then you have my blessing to unload both barrels.
No Pressure Nando.... :)

It's also a pity that Essiens return is not expected until the end of the month.

Quote from: maorifulla;1460394
And in breaking news Chelsea and Liverpool are fighting for the signature of Tim Howard to replace either Fernando Torres or Andy Carroll. Howard has scored more goals in the past 5 weeks then the two
strikers combined

haha yea like Liverpool would ever bid on American Toffee.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 05, 2012, 02:06:31 pm
Like Liverpool would bid for American Toffee
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Post by: R3DM@N on January 05, 2012, 02:43:07 pm
Anelkas gone burger - now Lucas Piazon is rumoured to be heading our way! YUS!
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Post by: Spork on January 05, 2012, 06:57:33 pm
Who?

Also, wicked goal from Tim Howard. Can't remember where I saw this, but he has now scored more goals in the last 5 weeks than either Fernando or Carrol. :P
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Post by: R3DM@N on January 05, 2012, 11:43:25 pm
Torres scored the other day on FIFA 12..even that was a drama
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 06, 2012, 12:25:55 am
Quote from: Spork;1460443
Who?

Also, wicked goal from Tim Howard. Can't remember where I saw this, but he has now scored more goals in the last 5 weeks than either Fernando or Carrol. :P

and Arshavin, who hasn't scored since October. In fact a Chelsea Midfielder has scored twice the goals for Arsenal than Arshavin has all season.

Just sayin....
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 06, 2012, 12:25:04 pm
This cracks me up, he's been resigned to FC Twente but this is from a while back, either speak English or Dutch Steve, don't try and do both at the same time while lilting in and out of your dull Yorkshire accent.

..I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2ZnoP4sUV90
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Post by: LeadCollector on January 06, 2012, 01:17:59 pm
WTF? (http://www.givemefootball.com/premier-league/liverpool-enquiry-fails-for-arsenal-legend)

Don't want even if it was to be.....

Have I mentioned Carroll is shite?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 06, 2012, 01:23:28 pm
He's better than Carroll
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 06, 2012, 01:37:15 pm
the way we are going we would pay 25 million for Heske
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 06, 2012, 02:31:16 pm
A soggy french frie is better than Carroll... Heske is a has been is he not?
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Post by: kilabee on January 06, 2012, 04:39:44 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1460591
the way we are going we would pay 25 million for Heske

Not the Mule!
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Post by: Spork on January 10, 2012, 10:28:08 am
Thierry

MOTHERFUCKING

HENRY

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was happy enough just to see him on the pitch, even happier when he actually got a touch on the ball, and fucking gloriously happy when he scored that goal.

WORLD CLASS. Legend, stuff of fairy tales.
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Post by: Spork on January 10, 2012, 10:29:18 am
Nasri is at the Emirates as well, so strange. Is he trying to get some respect back? Does not compute, I don't think he is welcome there.

Although I did read on Arsenal-Mania that there are Twitter rumours going around that the twat may be loaned back to Arsenal for the rest of the season.
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Post by: Wandarah on January 10, 2012, 11:13:03 am
I think I might have cried a little. You couldn't fucking write it. Well, you could, in fact you would, but you wouldn't expect what you'd written to happen. Incredible stuff.
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Post by: maorifulla on January 10, 2012, 11:30:57 am
Theirry Henry

the man
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Post by: R3DM@N on January 10, 2012, 06:22:09 pm
Thierry!

Transfer Rumours :

Lampard has been given all clear to move Internationally
Kalou to Arsenal
LA Galaxy loaning Robbie Keane to Aston Villa
Liverpool to recruit more racists...and KKK as fans
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Post by: Spork on January 10, 2012, 06:40:11 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1461240
I think I might have cried a little. You couldn't fucking write it. Well, you could, in fact you would, but you wouldn't expect what you'd written to happen. Incredible stuff.

I almost broke my headphones when he scored, even shouted out in excitement, and I don't often do that, especially not at 7:30am or when ever it was.
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Post by: Wandarah on January 10, 2012, 10:38:58 pm
True that. Jumping out of your seat, clenching your fists and yelling 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES' at the roof, in the morning of a standard office day means you have to think fast.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 11, 2012, 07:53:20 am
you know it was against Leeds right? :)

Nah, pretty cool, been a fan of TH before he joined Arsenal, remember him debut as a sub for France in the World Cup and his class was obvious. Won me a European Championship fantasy league too.....

..then you lot bought him.
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Post by: Wandarah on January 11, 2012, 09:16:55 am
Could've been against the Downs Boys Special Needs Under-7's team and I still would've spunked everywhere.
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Post by: maorifulla on January 11, 2012, 10:08:45 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1461327
Thierry!

Transfer Rumours :

Liverpool to recruit more racists...and KKK as fans


Are we getting John Terry?
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Post by: Spork on January 11, 2012, 10:40:17 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1461394
you know it was against Leeds right? :)

Nah, pretty cool, been a fan of TH before he joined Arsenal, remember him debut as a sub for France in the World Cup and his class was obvious. Won me a European Championship fantasy league too.....

..then you lot bought him.


Yea, the same Leeds who beat Man U at Old Trafford two years ago, and forced a replay with Arsenal last season.
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Post by: Spork on January 11, 2012, 10:42:57 am
https://twitter.com/#!/piresrobert7/status/156678415376855040
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Post by: Wandarah on January 11, 2012, 10:45:51 am
Quote from: maorifulla;1461404
Are we getting John Terry?

Zing!
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Post by: LeadCollector on January 11, 2012, 10:55:19 am
Quote from: Spork;1461411
Yea, the same Leeds who beat Man U at Old Trafford two years ago, and forced a replay with Arsenal last season.


Wikipedia would say they were not the same squads :p
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008%E2%80%9309_Leeds_United_A.F.C._season
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011%E2%80%9312_Leeds_United_A.F.C._season
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 11, 2012, 11:22:48 am
I heard they thought their reserves would be enough cut it against Arsenal.
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Post by: maorifulla on January 11, 2012, 03:06:24 pm
(http://www.damnlol.com/pics/858/141d384e4c1b8ca7f6447510d935d009.gif)
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Post by: Spork on January 11, 2012, 06:39:18 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1461418
Wikipedia would say they were not the same squads :p
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008%E2%80%9309_Leeds_United_A.F.C._season[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011%E2%80%9312_Leeds_United_A.F.C._season[/url]


Same Leeds team, different players. :P
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Post by: maorifulla on January 12, 2012, 10:42:45 am
YUSSSSSSSS!!!

Only carling cup and the first leg but a win over Citeh is a good win

fark we need a new striker though
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Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 12, 2012, 08:58:22 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1461667
YUSSSSSSSS!!!

Only carling cup and the first leg but a win over Citeh is a good win

fark we need a new striker though

So.....torn.....
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Post by: R3DM@N on January 12, 2012, 09:14:09 pm
hes unconfirmed as being racist maori :P

Your team is full of confirmed ones
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 12, 2012, 10:58:47 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1461667
YUSSSSSSSS!!!

Only carling cup and the first leg but a win over Citeh is a good win

fark we need a new striker though

Suarez out
Kalou in

apparently......

 cha ching.
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Post by: maorifulla on January 13, 2012, 08:49:37 am
I heard Chelsea are negotiating for Eden Hazard

you bastards with all your money hahahahah

Kalou hmmmmmmmm gotta be better than carroll lulz
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 13, 2012, 08:57:21 am
yea, I read that, we won't get him though. I don't think they want 25M more like 33M.

Kalou will at least get you goals, they will be 6 yard tap ins poacher goals, but they all count :)

I reckon Chelsea should get Tevez on loan for a laugh...not sure Citeh are sick enough of the sight of him to want to lend him to us though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaNDKK_HGxY
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Post by: kilabee on January 13, 2012, 03:57:52 pm
Gerard has signed for the rest of his life :-) Now don't get injured or racially abuse anyone!
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Post by: Spork on January 13, 2012, 04:21:19 pm
Lol @ Sami. He also got a bit of a dig from 'Arry in some article where Harry was having a laugh about City spending so much and only just being ahead of Spurs who have spent one - one hundredth of the amount City have spent, then went on to say 'Players like Samir Nasri, who was linked to ManU, yet he went to City... All for the money.

Fuck him, I would almost prefer Spurs win the league than Nasri get his filthy paws on the trophy.
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Post by: Spork on January 13, 2012, 04:21:02 pm
Lol @ Sami. He also got a bit of a dig from 'Arry in some article where Harry was having a laugh about City spending so much and only just being ahead of Spurs who have spent one - one hundredth of the amount City have spent, then went on to say 'Players like Samir Nasri, who was linked to ManU, yet he went to City... All for the money.

Fuck him, I would almost prefer Spurs win the league than Nasri get his filthy paws on the trophy.
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Post by: Spork on January 16, 2012, 09:44:36 am
Congrats Arsene Wenger on fucking Arsenal in the Arse, at this rate we will not make top four, RVP will leave and we will once again be royally fucked.

Fuck the board, fuck Arsene, they have all completely lost it.
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Post by: maorifulla on January 16, 2012, 10:22:20 am
Liverpool have just turned to sh!t

have no attack, full of racists players and fans and wife bashers.

sort it out

or its time for change
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Post by: Wandarah on January 16, 2012, 10:39:13 am
Quote from: Spork;1462295
Congrats Arsene Wenger on fucking Arsenal in the Arse, at this rate we will not make top four, RVP will leave and we will once again be royally fucked.

Fuck the board, fuck Arsene, they have all completely lost it.

LOL's!
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Post by: maorifulla on January 16, 2012, 10:53:14 am
Quote from: Spork;1462295
Congrats Kenny on $#@!ing Liverpool in the Arse, at this rate we will not make top four, Suarez will leave and we will once again be royally $#@!ed.

$#@! the board, $#@! Kenny, they have all completely lost it.


thanks for the template Spork
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Post by: LeadCollector on January 16, 2012, 11:47:13 am
^ Fuck we certainly looked like arse on the weekend.... Best defensive record in the Prem, but even fucken Blackburn Rovers have scored more goals than us. Kenny seems to have sorted out the defence, now just needs some go forward and score. It's a joke when Johnson has the most shots on target in a game.
Still could be worse.... could be an Arsenal supporter :p
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Post by: maorifulla on January 17, 2012, 09:59:50 am
I dont think i want jermane defoe on our team though, it looks like we are looking at a few players outside the prem that are good prospects

but until its signed on the dotted line

we might be stuck with the pony tailed a hole
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Post by: Wandarah on January 17, 2012, 10:41:47 am
Liverpool could well do with Defoe.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 17, 2012, 10:50:42 am
Doubt Spurs would give up Defoe.

As the weeks trudge on, St Totteringhams 2012 is looking less and less likely, still a while left yet, but they are 10 points ahead now.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on January 18, 2012, 10:30:47 am
You should totally fly into another rage and accuse everyone of fucking everything in the ass. That was awesome.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 18, 2012, 10:59:29 am
Well it's true.

Here is something I wrote on another forum;

Watching parts of the Swansea game.

WTF was Ramsay doing for their second? Same as Miquel, Song and Koscielny, all responsible for that goal, absolutely shocking.

Same as their third, no idea who, but I think it's safe to say the whole team flapped up there, diabolical.

EDIT:

Copy pasta from another forum (I'm, the original poster).

O.K, so I just watched the game again, and while we were absolute **** for 95% of the game, none of that would have mattered if we had players who knew ANYTHING about football in the moments leading up to Swansea scoring.

http://i.imgur.com/rVgtP.jpg

1. Miquel
Casually jogging back, enjoying the ******* scenery or something, completely unaware of what is happening on the ball. Either that or he doesn't care less. If he was doing his job and defending in his bloody LEFT BACK position then this goal could easily have been avoided.

2. Song
Was actually walking toward the other goal for almost a full second before realising that the ball is being passed to the player which he was meant to be darn well marking, so by the time that he turns around and Dyer pretty well already has the ball in the net.
3. Koscielny
Runs off to mark a player who already has another Arsenal player marking him

4. Mertesacker

Far too slow to react to a pass which flies straight past him, and obviously is not clear enough about who he is marking as Kos comes over to his same man and then makes both of them useless.

http://i.imgur.com/DWPlc.jpg

1. Miquel
Should not have even bothered defending here, oh wait, HE DIDN'T BOTHER DEFENDING.
2. Rosicky?
Chased after the ball as it was being passed around him, and then as soon as it went further than two metres from him he gave up and watched the ball as it travelled toward our goal line via a few useless defenders.
3.Song.
4. RVP? (Damn crappy video quality)
I guess he has been playing a full game after spending two weeks in Dubai or what ever, but all of our players should be responsible for defending, and none of them were. (I don't really blame RVP much, just went a bit OTT with my circle work)
5. Koscielny
Easily beaten to the ball, should have been quicker when running back, if nothing else he should have taken him down outside the box. Straight red, but it wouldn't of been a goal. (Either way he would probably have got a lot of abuse). He also could have got a block in on the shot.
6. Mertesacker
Really starting to annoy me how he just puts his hand up in the air as soon as he believes it to be offside and then just sits back waiting for the ref to call it, except lately, Mert has been making the wrong calls, and then getting completely caught out, as he was here.

In the end of the day, we easily could have avoided both of these goals – and the first if Ramsay saw that both Kos and Djourou were in position to tackle, although I do understand that Dyer actually stood on Ramsay's leg (accidentally) and was then tripped due to Ramsay moving his leg, so it wasn't a penalty, but not a dive either, in my opinion.

Overall extremely sloppy play and we dropped 3 extremely important points in this game.

Not to take anything from Swansea, they pushed harder than I've seen Arsenal push in a long time, and for most of the game as well. They say that Wenger is one of the best managers in the world, yet he got out tactic-ed by Swansea who have a much inferior side to what Arsenal do and a whole load less funds. I can't remember which site it was, but perhaps the mirror or the scum posted something from an ex Arsenal player who said that current day Arsenal players lack passion and spirit, and I 100% agree with him, and seeing Henry back at the club just goes to show what both of the aforementioned words actually mean. Players like Szcezney and many others show passion when we are on top, and winning well, but a lot of them go missing as soon as the going gets tough.

Another thing which I find funny is that Swansea played what you would have to call 'the beautiful game' on a rugby pitch, which looked like my backyard, yet before the game Arsene commented saying that the pitch was shocking, and he always complains when ever any ground is less than the Emirates (/perfect).

--

I wanted the images to be .gifs but I have no idea how to convert .mp4 to gif and upload to the internets

Shocking.
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Post by: Wandarah on January 18, 2012, 12:19:45 pm
Sometimes you lose football games. It doesn't mean all our players know nothing about football. Sometimes players make mistakes, even the very best ones. Especially when we lack so many players, and every single one of our fullbacks is out injured.

I think I know which forum you're visiting, and it's easy to get caught up in hyperbole and lose all sense of perspective. I'm sure writing a page long analysis of mistakes helps you fit in. If you want to get some perspective, try reading a Manchester City forum after they drop points - this might help realign your mind.

It's true that some of our players are playing like shit. It's true that our squad isn't as strong as it was last year. It's true we'll do well to get 4th (we won't).

Everyone ahead of us in the league, has spent, does spend, and does have far more money than us. This is the true difference here - hundreds of millions of pounds. This is the reality. Without an open wallet, like all the others, we're simply outclassed. Wenger isn't flawless, but he's performed fucking miracles. We'll beat Chelsea some times, we'll lose to Swansea other times. We're still ahead of Liverpool - despite not dropping $100million - is Daglish fucking Liverpool in the arse? I'd also ask you to bear in mind that the stick you're beating Wenger with, is the one he made.

Welcome to modern football.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 18, 2012, 12:47:21 pm
Spurs have spent more than you??

Jeez....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on January 18, 2012, 01:41:36 pm
Uh, Spurs have spent more over the last decade (net), than 17 other clubs in the league, Arsenal being one of them.
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Post by: Spork on January 18, 2012, 10:29:10 pm
Yea, I no longer go on the Arsenal dedicated forum as much, as it is extremely easy to get carried away.

These days most of my football talk goes on the Australian 'Whirlpool' forums, which has a good sports section with a very popular football section which is populated by fans from all types of (English) clubs. Definitely helps to keep the bias down as much as you can.

EDIT: And yes, we will lose some games, and of course our four fullbacks who are injured (Plus Verminator and Coquelin who were covering there) have not helped at all. Of course Wenger is a brilliant manager, and I wouldn't have him replaced by anyone (there isn't anyone out there who could do a better job than he), however if you look at Swansea's squad, they have only lost one game at home this season, we were the first team to score more than one goal at their ground. What is their net spend over the past 10 years? Probably enough to buy one of our players (over exaggeration).

Then look at our players, many of them play for their international teams, many of them even captain said teams, we all know that all of the players who started against Swansea are capable of doing great things, yet instead they were running around like headless chicken half the time, getting pressed every time we were on the ball, giving away the ball easily, spending far too much time on the ball for a team who are well accustomed to beautiful football we sure did our best to look like we belonged in the blue square premier (another over exaggeration).

I admire what Wenger has done with the resources he has used, however for the past three years Ivan has come out and said that there are lots of fund available, and we have only added to them with the sale of Toure, Gallas, Clichy, and especially Nasri, Cesc(Who was sold for half the price he is worth, I don't give a crap about his stupid Barca-D fucking NA, we got ripped off, BAD), Ade, and that is only our recent sales, yet we have spent maybe a third of just the money made from those players on new talent.

Once again, I love Wenger as our manager, and while I have at least once or twice got caught up and called for his head, realistically I do know that he is the best at his job, and while it must have been at least party his fault for not bringing in players soon enough to stop the 8-2 defeat to Man U, he did end up signing on some very good deals in the previous window, and he did something which I doubt many if any other managers in the world would have done with the team we had /have - brought us back and well and truly into contention for a top four spot. It's just that he could have made the job a hell of a lot easier on himself if things were done differently (thanks captain hindsight).

EDIT:

Also, it's probably important to note, that as you may already know I am a very new Arsenal fan (only four or there about years) so I will be impatient, but meh, there's not much I can do about that but I will I get over it. :P
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 19, 2012, 07:56:15 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1462724
Uh, Spurs have spent more over the last decade (net), than 17 other clubs in the league, Arsenal being one of them.

I was sorta joking, but they do seem to do crazy business like the whole Robbie Keane to Liverpool and back thing. They've tried it on with Defoe too, but Liverpool once bitten....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on January 19, 2012, 08:14:21 am
oh, heh
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 23, 2012, 07:21:06 am
Good game United, both teams played well, although Arsenal didn't turn up until the second half. No idea what Wenger was thinking bringing Andrey Arshavin on for Chambo, who along with Mertesacker was our best player (Rosicky up there too).

Yennaris did very well at RB as well, much better than Djourou in this game.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 23, 2012, 12:23:53 pm
we drew with Norwich...awesome!

Liverpool fans are quiet, they must be on holiday.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 23, 2012, 02:06:17 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1463529
we drew with Norwich...awesome!

Liverpool fans are quiet, they must be on holiday.


No just nothing worth saying..... Happy to see Arsenal beaten again but that is becoming common place these days, upset that Man U won, always good to see the rioters go down but again a shame it was to Man City.... Feel nothing but sympathy for Torres and his continuing run of bad form.... Disappointing weekend all round TBH :(
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 23, 2012, 02:20:52 pm
Wasn't all Torres, not his best game he missed a couple of chances where he should have at least got a shot in and didn't, but also was denied by some good saves. John Ruddy had a good game to be fair.
Our midfield is pretty sh1t atm, especially when Frank went off. We looked better when Essien came on, lots of chances though which we should be converting.
Not impressed with Miereles, he winds me up, put a couple of half decent through balls in but was mostly shit otherwise. Malouda is pretty useless, but that's not new. Mata is a off the boil even carrying an injury and you still gotta pick him ahead of Malouda. Lukaku had some good moments, but isn't quite on the same page, wasn't looking for return passes and didn't even react to some passes....quite imposing though, hopefully goijng to feature a bit more now that Drogs future is uncertain.
We at least kept a clean sheet, which makes a change.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 23, 2012, 09:49:41 pm
Can anyone confirm if Torres has actually been decent except for his goal scoring? I have a couple of friends who are Chelsea supporters and one of them says that he has been pretty important to the side, in the build up to goals and generally helping the team out in attack.

Just curious is all.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 23, 2012, 11:34:45 pm
Yea, he's had some good games, was great against Wolves and has been pretty instrumental in making a few of the goals. His off the ball movement is great but it doesn;t get read by the midfield, I don't think Mata has put one decent ball into him since he;s been there. He's having to come pretty deep to get the ball rather than just sitting between the central defenders and waiting for it which just wasn't happening. I think most Chelsea fans can see that he's quality and pretty unselfish considering the pressure he's under. If he was doing f**k all they would be on his case, everyone wants him to come good (Everyone at Chelsea).Obviously as a striker though, you're not measured by assists, but I do wish people/media would lay off him. We're 2 points off third, our problems been all over the park, mostly defence which seems to have been lost in the all the focus on Torres, hence why we bough a defender and not a striker. Now Cahill's there Luiz has started playing good, was our best player against Norwich IMO.
I can see a big bid going in for Eden Hazard for a bit more creativity in midfield before the window shuts, Michael Emanelo has been spotted at Lille numerous times.

Wish we'd got Silva though that ball he played into Nasri was fuckin top, disguised it so well. Poor old Spurs, hah.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 24, 2012, 04:52:26 pm
Our midfield is terrible..

Ramires just doesnt do it for me, can see why Modric is the no1 target
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on January 24, 2012, 10:18:38 pm
I blame the russian
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 25, 2012, 04:19:27 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1463800
Our midfield is terrible..

Ramires just doesnt do it for me, can see why Modric is the no1 target


you have the barcelona midfield compared to what we have

Adam is a friggin dork
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 25, 2012, 06:44:54 pm
It's funny how so mAny teams have poop midfields. Without Arteta we are crap.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 25, 2012, 08:13:15 pm
plus Ramires is class, love his engine and he's meant to be a 'box to box' midfielder, which he does very well at. AVB has been playing him out wide where he's wasted.

My mate reckons AVB is clueless, the subs he makes are like for like and never really tries to change anything. Jose was the king of game changing subs.

Quote from: Spork;1464061
..................Without Arteta we are crap.

m..u..s..t. ..r..e.s..i..s..t.

 btw loved RVP's little rage up when Wenger took off Chamberlain.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on January 25, 2012, 09:44:54 pm
AVB doesnt do it for me ay, Carlo was better when he had Ray Wilkins.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 25, 2012, 10:44:43 pm
Lol, yea, quite strange.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 25, 2012, 11:15:42 pm
Yea Carlo and Ray were doing fine, not sure what Roman didn't like.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on January 26, 2012, 10:43:27 am
well we held on :D

fuckin bring on the cup final

just need to beat Man U and get into the FA cup final and I would be mega stoked
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 26, 2012, 12:09:39 pm
A Liverpool v Arse FA cup final would be epic.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 26, 2012, 12:27:56 pm
Quote from: Spork;1464179
A Liverpool v Arse FA cup final would be epic.


Liverpool would rather have a more challenging opposition TBH :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 26, 2012, 12:40:11 pm
Aston Villa?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 26, 2012, 12:45:24 pm
Was thinking more along the lines of Bolton :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 26, 2012, 12:52:59 pm
Hahaha, prick.

Can't wait to see Cardiff finally lift a meaningful trophy after so long without.

EDIT: Ah, They've never lifted the CC. Only ever won the FA cup in 1927. Liverpool would want to hope to win the final then. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 26, 2012, 01:13:35 pm
:p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on January 26, 2012, 06:08:24 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1464203
:p

Seconded :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2012, 04:27:21 pm
Quite a nice week of results for Liverpool fans eh? You have the Carling Cup just there waiting to be picked up, absolutely no chance that you guys will pull an Arsenal in that one. Surely.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 29, 2012, 07:29:51 pm
One would think all Liverpool need do to win the Carling cup would be to set thier alarm clocks to make sure they get to the match.... that said Cardiff have nothing to lose and have a good chance that Liverpool will expect to cruise it and get caught out as happened with Bolton.
Excellent to see the Stretford scum go out of the FA Cup, even sweeter that it was a mistake by that two faced fuckwit Patricia :). Ferg will play his "Who really cares about the FA cup card" but I think the rest of English footy fans cracked a sly smile of satisfaction.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2012, 08:26:30 pm
The fact that Fergie is only in the EPL and the Europa is pretty funny, same for Mancini, even more so really. No better than Arsenal or Liverpool. (Yet).
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on January 29, 2012, 10:52:01 pm
Quote from: Spork;1464993
The fact that Fergie is only in the EPL and the Europa is pretty funny, same for Mancini, even more so really. No better than Arsenal or Liverpool. (Yet).

Didnt deserve the CL so cant complain too much

and well played Liverpool (fuck it) I guess small satisfaction is that the MASSIVE Man Shitty wont win this year...

Just gotta stop them taking EPL....

No teams really standing out this year, surprised we are still in the hunt. Fergie will get us there am sure.

Oh and Lead he actually seemed moderately gutted to be knocked out of the FA, more than the CL interestingly.....probably as it was to the Scouse
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 29, 2012, 11:31:54 pm
Yep, I'm fairly confident that Man U will take it, all about experience from here on, and that is something which the City squad do not have. (As far as winning the EPL as a team goes).
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on January 30, 2012, 10:01:44 am
BIG FUCKING PHEW
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 30, 2012, 10:19:35 am
Yep. Good second half, quite lucky though, although I haven't watched the game yet. First one I haven't watched live in months.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 01, 2012, 04:49:31 pm
Cant believe no one has put this on yet - Ryan Nelsen to Tottenham!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 01, 2012, 04:51:51 pm
Judge and I were like WTF? Nelsen to Tottenham!!! :)

Poor Swansea... well deserved a win today :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 01, 2012, 05:57:22 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1465626
Cant believe no one has put this on yet - Ryan Nelsen to Tottenham!

Woah! big move. See how they like the Kiwi srceaming at them from the back.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2012, 08:45:21 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1465627
Judge and I were like WTF? Nelsen to Tottenham!!! :)

Poor Swansea... well deserved a win today :(

What an absolute James Blunt.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 01, 2012, 09:38:26 pm
Good for Nelsen though, 34 out of contract, fuck all going on at Blackburn...not surprised at Spurs being tight, err I mean shrewd in the transfer window. Redknapp wa after him before....maybe Nelsen knows a shit hot lawyer or something ;p...

I'm just happy we got Patrick Bamford on board...millions of youtube vids on him, scored a cracking goal in a mini advert against Southampton.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 01, 2012, 10:54:34 pm
Yea, spose so, still hope his new team gets relegated for being criminals.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 02, 2012, 08:42:16 am
yeah good on Ryan for getting a new club

those owners of blackburn are running them into the ground

Might cheer on spurs a bit now, except when they play liverpool which just happens to be their next game
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Retardobot on February 02, 2012, 09:46:44 am
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/middle-east/6353046/Scores-killed-in-clashes-after-Egypt-football-match

Christ all-mighty. 73 dead. 1000 injured.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 02, 2012, 11:07:46 am
Oh I thought Millwall were playing West Ham in the cup or something and nearly ignored....jeez.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 02, 2012, 11:09:02 am
*waits for Spork's latest Arsenal perfomance review post*
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc8k_D3yYoE/Tw4IyOKMysI/AAAAAAAAAls/awgasVzJMfA/s1600/Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 02, 2012, 11:15:23 am
Quote from: kilabee;1465637
Woah! big move. See how they like the Kiwi srceaming at them from the back.

I see this morning Nelsen's contract is only 6 months....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 02, 2012, 11:16:14 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1465796
*waits for Spork's latest Arsenal perfomance review post*
([url]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc8k_D3yYoE/Tw4IyOKMysI/AAAAAAAAAls/awgasVzJMfA/s1600/Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif[/url])


+1
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Retardobot on February 02, 2012, 11:21:00 am
CARRY ON SOCCER FANS. NEVERMIND YOUR BELOVED SPORT JUST INCITED THE DEATHS OF 73 PEOPLE.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 02, 2012, 11:43:52 am
Quote from: RetardoBot;1465804
CARRY ON SOCCER FANS. NEVERMIND YOUR BELOVED SPORT JUST INCITED THE DEATHS OF 73 PEOPLE.

Easy tiger...yea blame football...in fact let's ban it. Terrible Troll there Tardo..

Yea Lead, 6 months with option of another year, same for Saha I think. Both will be injured by then probs
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Retardobot on February 02, 2012, 11:50:19 am
I'd quite like to see Football banned.

Or have 50 sharpshooters sit atop the stands waiting for fans to throw bottles.

It's a good way to round up all of societies morons in one place.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Retardobot on February 02, 2012, 11:50:37 am
I'd quite like to see Football banned.

Or have 50 sharpshooters sit atop the stands waiting for fans to throw bottles.

It's a good way to round up all of societies morons in one place.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 02, 2012, 11:56:06 am
Lol... go back and sit under your own bridge Retardo... we already have a resident troll here :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 03, 2012, 09:14:37 am
(http://www.ittrading.co.uk/pictures/New_Spurs_kit.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 03, 2012, 01:55:19 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1465796
*waits for Spork's latest Arsenal perfomance review post*
([url]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc8k_D3yYoE/Tw4IyOKMysI/AAAAAAAAAls/awgasVzJMfA/s1600/Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif[/url])


Heh, don't hold your breath.

If Walcott was any worse a finisher it'd be criminal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 05, 2012, 12:48:57 pm
Well that was an entertaining match.

Robin really does not seem to be able to stop scoring.

EDIT: AOC looked amazing, better than Arshavin has performed since the pool 4-4 game.

Song apparently made more through ball passes in one half than has ever been done before.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 07, 2012, 01:01:53 pm
Fuck. How did they blow a 3 goal lead at home?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 07, 2012, 05:38:24 pm
^ Howard Webb (The 12th manc)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 07, 2012, 07:52:03 pm
^ this

Even so, wouldn't happened to Jose, he would have parked the bus at 3-0 because we had no business being that far in front. AVB went for glory and didn't take off a striker until it was 3-2 and then took off the wrong one....Malouda had been fucking useless all game and Sturridge was causing them all kinds of problems... AVB to blame as much as Webb.
First penalty he gave because he let Cahill off and maybe realised at half time he fucked up. Sturridge got sucked in by Evra who knew exactly what he was doing. Never a penalty. 2nd was also horseshit. Ivanovic backs out when he realises he isnt going to get it and Welbeck changes direction to make contact, ridiculous penalty.

Missed Ramires Pace, JT's leadership in defence, Lampards goals. I think Torres should play on the wing, what a cross for Mata's goal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 08, 2012, 11:00:54 am
Agreed with above.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 09, 2012, 09:30:12 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2098385/Fabio-Capello-resigns-England-manager.html

wave goodbye to your recently acquitted manager Spurs fans.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: N1ckzki on February 10, 2012, 02:04:34 am
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1019632/redknapp-has-%22not-thought%22-about-england-job?cc=3436
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 10, 2012, 07:25:58 am
Haha, surrrre you haven'y 'Arry
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 10, 2012, 08:03:22 pm
Yea, 10M should do it...apparently.

I know it's the Sun, but despite the alleged 45Mill it cost to get AVB in, I could still see this happening. Roman visiting the training ground.....never good...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4120534/Andre-Villas-Boas-feels-heat-as-Chelsea-eye-Fabio-Capello.html

also, this made me laugh, he'd be fkn penniless if he signed it...If ever there was a player content to sit on the fkn bench it's Ledley King
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2099021/Tottenham-defender-Ledley-King-reject-pay-play-deal.html
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 11, 2012, 01:09:03 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1467907
Haha, surrrre you haven'y 'Arry

Hahahaha, that's just irresponsible of him to be honest, if I was an England fan I'd be insulted. If there was someone who is in hot contention for the seat, I would want them to be enthusiastic about it, although I do understand that he wants to at least look as if he has 100% concentration on keeping Spurs in their current position.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 12, 2012, 08:56:35 am
Classy Suarez....

and yes Evra made a meal of it afterwards

is a shame really all round
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 12, 2012, 01:09:37 pm
Quote from: Thetruereddevil;1468425
Classy Suarez....

and yes Evra made a meal of it afterwards

is a shame really all round

Agreed!

Would have loved them to have put a camera in the tunnel though :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 12, 2012, 01:26:29 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1468468
Agreed!

Would have loved them to have put a camera in the tunnel though :)

I reckon! Pretty poor Suarez not the look Liverpool are after...  Especially with the past instances of bananas being thrown at John Barnes by some london clubs supporters. But Evra shouldn't have done the Gary Neville at the end. . Still revenge for the FA cup is all good!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 12, 2012, 09:34:43 pm
All your teams suck, how the hell is Arsenal 4th? =D
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on February 13, 2012, 12:25:20 am
Quote from: Spork;1468576
All your teams suck, how the hell is Arsenal 4th? =D

They're 4th cos Chelsea and Newcastle are hopeless
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 13, 2012, 10:47:34 am
Quote from: henno;1468614
They're 4th cos Chelsea and Newcastle are hopeless

^ This! May have to start watching golf or something :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 13, 2012, 11:58:36 am
I for one am leading the 'AVB For Lyfe@Chelsea' campaign, by Arsenal Fans, for Arsenal FC.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 13, 2012, 02:01:23 pm
Yeah buddy CHELSEA FOR CHAMPS OF EUROPA!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 13, 2012, 02:29:00 pm
friggin liverpool !! we absolutely suck at the moment

we play the most negative football in the EPL

we didnt deserve to beat the MANCs and we deserve to be where we are at the moment

GO RYAN AND SPURS :D

p.s we will beat Arsenal and get chelsea back up into the top 4
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 13, 2012, 07:09:41 pm
Chelsea dont deserve to be a top 4 team. Im with you - Go Ryan and Spurs! :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 14, 2012, 12:14:20 pm
Did you seriously say 'Go Spurs'? Jesus, go fuck yourself.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 14, 2012, 02:18:32 pm
lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 14, 2012, 11:33:36 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1468825
Did you seriously say 'Go Spurs'? Jesus, go fuck yourself.


I agree with this man. Pathetic.

(http://i.minus.com/ibuQ3xX7IAs6vO.gif)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 15, 2012, 09:18:37 am
love that pic...

AVB, out any day ....probably after Napoli hand it to us. Never won the players over, so doomed really. I was trying to think of the money and where we would be had Roman not sacked Jose.... he must think it. YOU HAD THE BEST MANAGER....
Title: Dogs who resemble footballers
Post by: LeadCollector on February 15, 2012, 10:07:28 am
(http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/Tevez_8.jpg)
(http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/Merreiles.jpg)
(http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/Ljungberg.jpg)
(http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/Ozil_0.jpg)
(http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/Parker3.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 16, 2012, 06:40:03 am
Miereles is spot on, but I think this looks more like Tevez, dog or not.

(http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/uruk1.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 16, 2012, 09:12:34 am
you should photoshop that one Judge and put him in a Citeh shirt..... I think it would fool most people :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 16, 2012, 10:57:55 am
Jeez just seen the Arsenal score...

Got a feeling Napoli might do the same to us :( ...nah we'll be up for it... *cough*
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 16, 2012, 02:39:14 pm
Lets say with our form its a good minute or a nek minnit.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 17, 2012, 12:53:40 pm
Mm, I didn't even expect this thrashing, and you can usually tell.

We had our first choice back four except for perhaps Santos at LB, yet all four of Sagna Koscielny Vermaelan and Gibbs looked horrible, which wasn't helped by the fact that they got no help at all from the midfield, Walcott was looking clueless the whole time he was on the pitch.

But oh well, I didn't expect us to get much further than this, not with the season we have had. Also I don't mind AC Milan, so if they do beat us after next game is finished, then I think it'd be good of them to go on and win it.

Sucks that Henry has now gone back to New York.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 19, 2012, 01:40:02 pm
..and no FA cup for Arsenal..Chelsea lucky too play it again
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 19, 2012, 08:38:05 pm
Yea, not surprising in the end. Meh, just gives us more time to concentrate on getting third! ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 19, 2012, 08:53:18 pm
Haha Chelsea wont be in CL next year at this rate tbh.

No wonder the crowd are Boo'ng the team off the field...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 19, 2012, 09:32:23 pm
I read somewhere else that apparently it was the Brum fans singing about Jose, not the Chelsea fans?

Either way, you could combine Arsenal and Chelsea and still not be contending for titles.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 19, 2012, 11:51:52 pm
"Sacked in the morning" and "Jose Mourinho", too loud to be the Brums was definitely us. AVB's naive and arrogant comments have enraged the faithful. Terrible show, so glad I stayed up to 3am watching a pretty average online feed. Luiz all over the place, Sturridge not in the middle, Mata playing left again, even though we know he's best in behind....not sure what AVB was thinking. I thought Cahill had a good game though.

Anyway, I guess it needs to happen, squad clearly not behind him and if he thinks Roman will put up with shit like that for long, I'd say he's mistaken. We won't get anything this season playing like that and it won't get turned round overnight either, so..bye bye CL for a season at least. Let's just hope Roman Abramovich stays interested in football.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 20, 2012, 04:12:10 pm
I will say when AVB was appointed coach I thought two things - hes young enough to stay and hes young enough to win (Porto)

NEK MINNIT!

.........Bring back Carlo and Ray is all I can say, hey hey!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 20, 2012, 11:12:35 pm
I'd love him to prove us all wrong, but his tactics are just odd.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 22, 2012, 08:52:02 pm
Predictable result for Chelsea, time AVB went me thinks
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on February 22, 2012, 09:07:47 pm
with u eddie...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 23, 2012, 10:09:03 am
Keep AVB! He's a genius!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 23, 2012, 07:07:01 pm
Lol, I'm beginning to know what it feels like to be an Arsenal Fan.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 24, 2012, 10:54:44 am
Yeah well, at least Fulham aren't going to be above you in the league, ever.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 24, 2012, 11:25:19 am
Shoul'dve chucked $5 on Ajax this morning, United were always going to take this one easier, although I know nothing about the game, so maybe Ajax just outclassed them.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on February 24, 2012, 03:31:47 pm
We may lose but are never outclassed  :pirate:
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 24, 2012, 04:23:25 pm
Never picked you for a Liverpool supporter there Henno :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 24, 2012, 06:14:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbcnDg3HNEg&feature=related
Warning: Language.

Bit over the top.. lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on February 24, 2012, 06:21:03 pm
To sum up....

They think hes a wanker?

lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on February 27, 2012, 10:28:47 am
Well we won a trophy this year :D

was suprised with the Spurs arse result as well
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 27, 2012, 11:59:12 am
OH FUCK YES OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 27, 2012, 05:28:58 pm
Shiny trophy in the cabinet again.Yeaaaha
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 27, 2012, 06:35:22 pm
More of that please Arsenal!

How is it that Theo had his worst game of te season by far, yet still could've got a hat trick?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 28, 2012, 11:25:54 am
No way, he's played way worse than that. He was pretty dire for the first 35 minutes - but he's definitely played worse than that. Jesus, Milan for instance?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 29, 2012, 12:29:56 am
Yea, I was more talking about his first half. Was abysmal, we actually would've been far better with him off the pitch.

Yea, Milan was shocking, but the whole team was shocking then.

Either way it doesn't matter as he had a great second half and even if he wasn't to have, the rest of the team did anyway.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 29, 2012, 10:09:38 am
I haven't taken my Arsenal scarf off for days now. It still stinks of the beer I spilled all over it at The Emirates.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 29, 2012, 10:51:18 am
Wait, you were there? I didn't even know you were still in England.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 02, 2012, 11:03:19 am
Oh, no - I just haven't washed my scarf in two years
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 03, 2012, 05:08:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0nf7ufiAVU
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 04, 2012, 08:11:11 am
To West Brom you are fucking kidding me and from the write up it seems they were deserved winners
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on March 04, 2012, 09:36:27 am
GG arsenal

i actually was talking with my father who is an arsenal supported prior to the game and I said the score would be 2-1 to Arsenal

Liverpool are the creators of their own demise, koshelney (excuse the poor spelling) has scored more goals for Liverpool this year against arsenal than anyone else

hopefully this highlights the need for some new players at Liverppol and our yank owners dish out
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 04, 2012, 01:59:22 pm
Well..new lows Chelsea this season. Yet AVB still says Hulk will save the club? WTF MAN!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 04, 2012, 07:58:49 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1473198
GG arsenal

i actually was talking with my father who is an arsenal supported prior to the game and I said the score would be 2-1 to Arsenal

Liverpool are the creators of their own demise, koshelney (excuse the poor spelling) has scored more goals for Liverpool this year against arsenal than anyone else

hopefully this highlights the need for some new players at Liverppol and our yank owners dish out

We don't need new players, we just need to trim the fat and rebuild.
Had Johnson or Agger been fit then that useless prick Carragher would have been where he belongs, warming a spot on the bench. If I was Kenny I would tell him to stay home on game days :).
Adam was having a bad day and should have been replaced, with no Gerrard though Adam is sure to stay on. Fucking Henderson, I am yet to see why he is even in the squad... Downing on the other hand has lifted and is now playing well. Bellamy should have been brought on earlier, Spearing played well as did Kuyt.... Eurpopa league next year will have to do.
I would like to see Coates get a run or two before the end of the season.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 04, 2012, 08:09:55 pm
Going to be interesting to see what happens if Chelsea miss out on CL football.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Barcelona-Pep-Guardiola-emerges-as-top-target-to-replace-Chelsea-Andre-Villas-Boas-article874014.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17248809

Mario is looking a bit pale in this video.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 04, 2012, 08:15:07 pm
What are the Pool supporters opinion of Suarez? Especially that filthy rat dive last night.

TBH I thought he had an excellent game except for that dive, he was pressuring our defense the whole game and could easily have scored on a different day (and if we didn't have such a subliminal keeper - who seems to have come back from his recent patch of bad form).

Koscielny had a strange game for Arsenal, one minute he was making last man tackles, the next he was scoring own goals and completely messing everything up.

Sagna was brilliant, absolutely love him, there was one tackle of his which I remember the most, he was chasing after a Pool attacker who I think had broken through our defence and was pretty well on goal, then Sagna looped his leg around the player and dispossessed him. Rosicky, although he had a bit more of a quiet game -  he is 31 or there abouts, and has played a lot recently, so I think he needs more rest, no idea if he will even play against AC Milan, I'd say Gerv was rested for the most of the Pool game so he can come out firing and score 4 in the first half against AC Milan midweek.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 04, 2012, 08:53:44 pm
Rat dive? Not sure what you saw but I saw him make the most of an obvious foul in the penalty area, as he is well known for :)
Szczesny caught him, accidentally maybe, but none the less he caught him so penalty... even if Suarez did then go on to perform the first act of MacBeth.

Szczesny redeemed himself fantastically in the end.

To answer you question though, it is a little embarrassing at times to watch him go on but if you have ever watched South American football then thats how they do it there, hopefully he will sort it out as Drogba seems to have done. The skills he has though are worth a little embarrassment every now and then and would rather have him than not.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 04, 2012, 09:06:57 pm
Meh, the super slow motion didn't do it justice, it was a complete dive, the only contact made was after his feet had left the ground.

Also thought it was funny how the Scouser fans were jeering Rosicky with the 'Same old Arsenal, always cheating' chant after someone made that studs up straight into his shins tackle which easily could've broken his leg if he wasn't such a champion.

Of course this is an online poll, but 84% (1,555 votes) saying he did dive.. They can't all be Arsenal fans, especially considering I think Liverpool have more fans world wide than Arsenal.

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/did-luis-suarez-dive-to-win-liverpools-early-penalty-against-arsenal-videos-poll/

Anyway, he lost the ball before the tackle was even made, even if Suarez had not dived, he wouldn't have got to the ball, as it was out by the time the 'contact' was made.

http://i.minus.com/ibhkQ8PCDk6LWK.gif

Rat.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 04, 2012, 09:33:44 pm
What ever man, you support Arsenal.... nuff said
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 04, 2012, 09:44:48 pm
Haha, so because I support Arsenal, every other one of those 1,555 votes is invalid?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 04, 2012, 09:49:22 pm
1555 people support Arsenal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 04, 2012, 09:53:00 pm
You don't think it was a dive? ye all are blind.

meh, either way, Szc pulled both of those saves out of nothing, absolute legend.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 04, 2012, 10:00:33 pm
No you asked for an opinion then told me MY opinion was wrong.... so my comment was merely meant that you support Arsenal so no point arguing/debating/giving one single fuck :)

@REDM@N... I know! I was shocked too! I didn't think that many low IQ people still lived in London.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 04, 2012, 10:20:58 pm
I never said that, I was just voicing my opinion. Where did I say your opinion is wrong? Stop over reacting like all Liverpool fans always do. :P

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430097_398679860145772_100000112833303_1697433_358969187_n.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 05, 2012, 08:18:15 am
AVB gone.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 05, 2012, 08:44:37 am
Yea, was never going to turn it around, didn't get the players onside from the off which was fatal. First Chelsea managerial sacking (other than Scolari) I actually agree with.

 If he had had a blank canvas then maybe, but so out of his depth it was painful.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 05, 2012, 09:21:24 am
Quote from: Spork;1473303
I never said that, I was just voicing my opinion. Where did I say your opinion is wrong? Stop over reacting like all Liverpool fans always do. :P

Come talk to me when you actually win something......... If I have not died of old age by then :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 05, 2012, 09:23:53 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1473331
Yea, was never going to turn it around, didn't get the players onside from the off which was fatal. First Chelsea managerial sacking (other than Scolari) I actually agree with.

 If he had had a blank canvas then maybe, but so out of his depth it was painful.

Should have happened months ago TBH... guess losing to WBA was the straw that broke the camels back.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 05, 2012, 02:03:20 pm
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/891347-deivid-adds-another-howler-to-his-catalogue-of-horror-misses

The most recent addition is bad enough but watch his top 5 that didn’t include that one. The first and last ones are classic – I really couldn’t stop laughing at the first one, the header, f*ckin ‘ell, he’s terrible. How does he get a game? And how bad are the defences are over there, he gets so much space, just times his runs well and bang he’s in on goal. And those 5 were just in 2011.

I love the way his teammates just stop in disbelief even though the other team is now counter-attacking.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on March 05, 2012, 03:36:53 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1473376
[url]http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/891347-deivid-adds-another-howler-to-his-catalogue-of-horror-misses[/url]

The most recent addition is bad enough but watch his top 5 that didn’t include that one. The first and last ones are classic – I really couldn’t stop laughing at the first one, the header, f*ckin ‘ell, he’s terrible. How does he get a game? And how bad are the defences are over there, he gets so much space, just times his runs well and bang he’s in on goal. And those 5 were just in 2011.

I love the way his teammates just stop in disbelief even though the other team is now counter-attacking.


I love the header he does backwards away from goal :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 05, 2012, 04:42:05 pm
I was rather surprised when AVB said that WBA were the better team, bit harsh on tr Chelsea players, sure WBA may have put in more effort and showed more passion, but Chelsea are obviously the better team.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 05, 2012, 07:48:32 pm
WBA were the better team!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 06, 2012, 08:41:31 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1473445
WBA were the better team!


WBA are the in form team and clearly wanted it more....we were too slow, gave it away cheap even though we did have 2 golden chances that ordinarily Sturridge would have put away, Ramires should have come off, Romeu on and let Essien come forward where he's more effective.. Another game we could have and should have won.

Still we got Eddie Newton in for motivation, so...watch out!

Here's a promising youngster who used to rot on our bench.
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/892209-miroslav-stoch-shows-chelsea-what-theyre-missing-with-wonder-volley
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 06, 2012, 09:57:19 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1473445
WBA were the better team!

O.K, well even if it was the case, I don't think the manager should ever publicly say so.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 06, 2012, 10:53:20 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1473336
Come talk to me when you actually win something......... If I have not died of old age by then :)

I have no idea what you're on about. Suarez dived, he was halfway through the air before the keepers leg *brushed* him, and then he lay on the ground rolling around like his leg had been smashed to bits. He dived, he dives, and there's thousands of videos of him doing such all over the internet. Currently the dirtiest player in the league.

As for AVB, Chelsea are going to have to accept that to rebuild the team and club, they might have to suck it up for a year or two and acknowledge they won't challenge while that process is underway. Either that, or just give the job to Lampard and Terry.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 06, 2012, 11:54:26 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1473548
I have no idea what you're on about. Suarez dived, he was halfway through the air before the keepers leg *brushed* him, and then he lay on the ground rolling around like his leg had been smashed to bits. He dived, he dives, and there's thousands of videos of him doing such all over the internet. Currently the dirtiest player in the league..

No worse than Drogba IMO and JT is the dirtiest player of all time... so something about glass houses and stones etc and don't interrupt my Trolling of the mighty Spork :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 06, 2012, 01:06:23 pm
Eh? leave Chelsea out of it.....have not commented but now I will, terrible dive! :) They are all at it, contact in the box, drop like sack of sh1t..Drogs is better than he was only because he's more likely to injure himself diving than not, won't defend him....

There's plenty worse than JT too you bandwagoner, Nigel De Jong for instance...in fact you need not look further than Skrtel and Carragher!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 06, 2012, 01:20:49 pm
I like JT (when playing for England:)) so not on the crucification band wagon there :p
Carragher is just a useless waste of space and I cried the day they re-signed him, luckily he spends most of his time on the bench now... Skrtel still thinks he is behind the iron curtain :)

But nail on the head, they all do it, nobody is clean when it comes to diving just some are better at the theatrics than others. Like I already said, yes I get embarrassed when Suarez is carrying on but I can deal with it as he makes up for it in other areas.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 06, 2012, 02:15:19 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1473561
No worse than Drogba IMO and JT is the dirtiest player of all time... so something about glass houses and stones etc and don't interrupt my Trolling of the mighty Spork :)


I said currently. Drogs is too old to dive and get up, and JT is only dirty if you're female and the partner of a close friend. Or a family member.

What other areas does Suarez make up for it in? Dribbling past people and sending the shot wide? 6 goal legend.

Ahem.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 06, 2012, 04:28:53 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1473561
Trolling of the mighty Spork :)

Haha, look at te Liverpool fan who argues a bad point then when he realised he is wrong he calls it 'trolling'.

Also, Drogba is a lot better these days as far as diving goes, although I haven't paid much attention to Chelsea in game during this season, bad enough concentrating on one crap team.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 06, 2012, 04:33:56 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1473582
I like JT (when playing for England:)) so not on the crucification band wagon there :p
Carragher is just a useless waste of space and I cried the day they re-signed him, luckily he spends most of his time on the bench now... Skrtel still thinks he is behind the iron curtain :)

But nail on the head, they all do it, nobody is clean when it comes to diving just some are better at the theatrics than others. Like I already said, yes I get embarrassed when Suarez is carrying on but I can deal with it as he makes up for it in other areas.

Very true, but most don't roll around on te ground as if they had their leg broken.

Especially when if you look at players who had their leg broken, te last thing they wanted to do was rich the leg.

Ramsay just lay there screaming his head off, Duardo rolled around a bit, but nothing S bad as Suarez who wasn't even touched - especially not on his shin..
Excuse any bad spelling, my phone doesn't like this forum.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 06, 2012, 04:54:59 pm
Don't make it into a dive thread because every EPL team is well represented on utubes
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 06, 2012, 05:21:01 pm
Suarez is a dickhead..lets be honest, he fits the stereotype soccer player.

Dont bring Chelsea into it..we are mourning our 7th manager ffs! haha..interesting times for Chelsea, but I have the perfect solution...RAY WILKINS FFS!
Shits hit the fan since he left..and I do miss Carlo, he didnt absolutely nothing wrong and got booted out in true Abaramovich style.
I do however agree with the AVB sacking, he promised so much and changed too much so quick so it was only a matter of time
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 06, 2012, 05:37:33 pm
Quote from: Spork;1473621
Haha, look at te Liverpool fan who argues a bad point then when he realised he is wrong he calls it 'trolling'.

Also, Drogba is a lot better these days as far as diving goes, although I haven't paid much attention to Chelsea in game during this season, bad enough concentrating on one crap team.

Not a bad point at all, just a difference of opinion mate, I have the backing of the FA and their referees... you have speculation, hearsay and personal opinion.... If you recall earlier in the piece I said there was contact in the box and there was, I don't write the rules around how much contact needs to occur, the match officials do that and they did... yes Suarez carried on after the event in true Hollywood style but that is all irrelevant :)

You won didn't you! Now get the fuck over it and put your handbag away :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 06, 2012, 06:52:32 pm
(http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/Sven-Goran-Eriksson_0.jpg)... Can't be serious?

Or can they?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 06, 2012, 07:00:23 pm
Only Arse fans whinge when they win :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 06, 2012, 08:38:05 pm
+1 killa
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 06, 2012, 11:04:43 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1473677
([url]http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/Sven-Goran-Eriksson_0.jpg[/url])... Can't be serious?

Or can they?


No, he's just reminded them he's available and open to offers because somehow he got missed of the list....won't be in the running, media BS frenzy time, best to lay low.... Apparently Jose has asked for 12M, total control of transfers and training ground and to buy Ronaldo...not much then...

Looking at Loew too apparently??? That's got to be his agent stirring it up...be another Scolari that would, international coach...no, fuck off thanks. Could do worse than Wilkins but I think it's too big a job for him, still way better than AVB though. He can help Jose out when he comes back ;p.

See Eddie Newton's in there already layin' down the law...in his monogrammed jacket before AVB's even cleaned out his locker...No one spoke to AVB before he left apparently, how bad is that? I bet even Scolari got a hug off Belletti.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 07, 2012, 12:30:57 am
Quote from: LeadCollector;1473644
Not a bad point at all, just a difference of opinion mate, I have the backing of the FA and their referees... you have speculation, hearsay and personal opinion.... If you recall earlier in the piece I said there was contact in the box and there was, I don't write the rules around how much contact needs to occur, the match officials do that and they did... yes Suarez carried on after the event in true Hollywood style but that is all irrelevant :)

You won didn't you! Now get the fuck over it and put your handbag away :p

What exactly was Szc meant to do? His legs were firmly planted on the ground and he was even half way toward retracting his legs as much as he can as to pull out of the tackle. Suarez' feet left the ground, then this toe made contact with Szc and went down.

Using the referees as backup to something like this is laughable, as a Liverpool fan I'd expect you to have that one burnt into your brain, even just from all the horrible decisions Pool have had against them this season. Arsenal have had hardly any really bad decisions against, so it is harder to take them when they happen.

I don't care about the end result as far as this matter goes, a dive is a dive, and he is bloody lucky that we have someone who knows how to save a penalty in between our sticks, even if he has been off form recently(Until very recently).
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 07, 2012, 09:13:06 am
Bookie odds see it a race between two http://www.thesackrace.com/teams/chelsea

Definitely interesting times ahead for Chelsea
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 07, 2012, 10:41:31 am
Close! Fine game!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 07, 2012, 10:51:15 am
Quote from: kilabee;1473682
Only Arse fans whinge when they win :p

We're not winging, we're calling Suarez a horrible buck toothed diving cunt. This is just a statement of fact.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 07, 2012, 10:53:06 am
You missed his retarded ears..........
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 07, 2012, 10:58:35 am
LOL

2-0 I'll take that!

I did laugh to see Di Matteo had benched Drogba, Terry,. Lampard and stuck Kalou in...Cole wasn't even in the squad, but he's injured I think.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 08, 2012, 02:13:37 am
It was a good game, not really a bad thing that we didn't progress, hopefully now we can concentrate on the EPL more.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 08, 2012, 10:06:18 am
Unless you're Frimpong, in which case you're concentrating on showing the world how fucking thick you are
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 08, 2012, 12:25:23 pm
Disappointed to read Torres declined the offer of taking a penalty, not surprised by it just disappointed. 2-0 up and no one would have cared (other than the media, oh and maybe a load of Birmingham fans most of which were probably walking out anyway) if he fkd it up and as it turned out Mata took a soft one anyway. Glad AVB and his Japanese style sleeping pod have fucked off now. First and formost it's the managers job to not let a player's self belief get that low, not exclusively but the players and the fans are all behind him so who else.

Scared of missing it is one thing but not wanting to take it because it would look like a cop out is another, who knows which it was.

Chelsea fan protest about Benitez made me laugh too because it was reported that it was because of bitter rivalry, no it wasn't it was about the fact that when he was at Liverpool their league form was utter pants apart from one season where they finished above us because we had Big Phil for 5 months.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 08, 2012, 01:10:20 pm
Barca 7-1? Messi scored 5. FIVE FFS!!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 08, 2012, 08:13:58 pm
Ouch, I thought he only scored 4. :P

http://www.sportsjournalists.co.uk/sporting-quotes/roman-abramovich-he-sacks-who-he-wants/

lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 12, 2012, 09:31:52 am
City who? Congrats United, yours to lose now.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 12, 2012, 10:24:01 am
A weekend of excellent lols all around, sans the Chelsea result. If we win against the Geordie scum, and that absolute prick Pardew - i'll be gleaming my knob all fucking week, that much is certain.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 12, 2012, 02:55:37 pm
I will now be supporting Prescot Cables FC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescot_Cables_F.C.) until further notice.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 12, 2012, 03:53:41 pm
^lolwut?

Lost a bet?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 12, 2012, 03:55:50 pm
Lol, one might think so but it is actually my home town club :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 12, 2012, 04:22:03 pm
Totally trying to steal Arsenals 125th anniversary spotlight away. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 12, 2012, 08:53:39 pm
LOL! has anyone ever called you high maintenance? :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 13, 2012, 12:36:17 pm
God that was good. I almost shat my kaks at the end, such was the bowel loosening explosion of joy. One point behind the scum.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 13, 2012, 11:46:52 pm
Yea, I was fully believing in us winning until about the 89th minute, then I gave up a little bit and accepted that one point gained on them is better than none.

THEN OUT OF NO WHERE THOMAS MOTHERFUCKER VERMAELAN TO THE RESCUE!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 15, 2012, 12:35:18 pm
Well done to Chelsea for getting through and all - but honestly, why even bother having a manager. The players are *clearly* the ones call the shots.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 15, 2012, 01:36:32 pm
The players can only call the shots if you put them on the fkn pitch.... :) besides DiMatteo is clearly a tactical genius! who knew?

Boys did good today, he got them up for it. Something AVB was unable to do. Cracking game....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 15, 2012, 03:52:52 pm
Great game and massive to see the old boys lead from the front. :P ...and Ivanovic who I hate but hey he scored the winner
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 15, 2012, 03:59:17 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1475155
The players can only call the shots if you put them on the fkn pitch.... :) besides DiMatteo is clearly a tactical genius! who knew?

Boys did good today, he got them up for it. Something AVB was unable to do. Cracking game....

Yeah, because there's no way players interact outside of the pitch. Chelsea revert to their successful formula that has served them well for awhile now - but how long can this seriously last. Terry managing the game from the sideline said it all. DiMatteo is just a face in a place. Just like Avram Grant - no power whatsoever.

That said, who gives a shit if you win, I suppose?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 15, 2012, 06:22:17 pm
I'm happy for Chelsea to still be in the UCL, and FA Cup, as it means that they have to concentrate on all three (EPL included) competitions and not give as good a challenge for fourth.

Or at least, hopefully until Arsenal are above Tottenscum, then Chelsea can do what they want. :P

But yea, good work for knocking out Napoli, didn't they knock out one of the Manchester teams? Along with Basel who just got thumped 7-0.. lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 15, 2012, 07:43:27 pm
Great game, great result!

I'm happy Arsenal are OUT of the UCL, FA cup and the EPL title chase so they have time to watch us play :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 15, 2012, 07:44:19 pm
We probably couldn't cope with many more games, don't want Robin to get injured. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 16, 2012, 03:24:59 pm
I think Van Persie is getting the Wayne Rooney temper..dont want that!

I do hope he beats the record - he is a consistent player when hes not injured :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 16, 2012, 03:37:31 pm
Why watch Chelsea play when I can just throw a ball into the dining room of Shady Palms retirement home and watch them all waddle around after it, before shitting themselves.

RvP has always had a temper on him. I remember he smacked some 'keeper in the face once. He also totally got sent off in like, one of his first games for us. He's a mentalist at heart.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 16, 2012, 06:38:22 pm
Yea, well I haven't even been around for long enough to talk about RVP's early career, but everyone says, and Youtube shows a bit that RVP used to have a much worse temper to him, but he has calmed down a lot.

TBH, I'd prefer he does more of what he did against Newcastle, love that he got under Krul's skin, and it possibly helped us win the game.

We need more players with passion.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 20, 2012, 08:04:52 am
Good to hear Fabrice Muamba is showing signs of improvement and talking again.

IT slays me that on the back of it the Spurs squad have demanded Heart scans....like they ever exert enough on the pitch to induce a heart attack.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 20, 2012, 10:51:52 am
While I agree with you completely, I think regular heart scans for people playing at the top level of any sport would not be a bad idea.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 20, 2012, 10:06:07 pm
Agreed Judge and Agreed Spork.

Football has finally been united again...nek minnit, Greece.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 22, 2012, 03:33:22 pm
Hahaha, fuck you Tottenham!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 22, 2012, 04:03:07 pm
*sigh* Another tired performance.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 22, 2012, 05:53:41 pm
Fuuuuuckk yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Just think, when we were about to face Tottenubs they had a chance to go THIRTEEN points ahead of us.

Fuck the lot of the useless pricks, hahahaha.

Also, lol @ Liverpool.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 22, 2012, 07:59:23 pm
Unfortunately I think LFC's focus is not on 4th spot anymore, which I am disappointed with TBH. The owners want trophies I think as it will raise the profile for them in the US. So FA and Carling Cup it will have to be :(

How is Arsenals trophy cabinet these days Spork?

(http://betwithhank.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/emirates-trophy-cabinet_835475.jpg?w=490)

Arsenal must be saving a fortune on Brasso purchases :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 22, 2012, 08:18:14 pm
Sit back and enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8-VeCPF-M8&feature=player_embedded
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on March 22, 2012, 09:32:48 pm
Greatest ever? I think so but a dominate world cup performance would put it beyond doubt.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 23, 2012, 10:06:24 am
Rather have CL qualification than a Carling Cup!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 23, 2012, 11:11:24 am
Quote from: kilabee;1476474
Greatest ever? I think so but a dominate world cup performance would put it beyond doubt.

Agreed, he is obviously a brilliant player in club football, but it will be interested to see how he goes without Barca to support him in a World Cup. Unfortunate that Argentina isn't in Europe, so we have to wait a couple of years more before we can judge that, as he didn't do much in the previous WC did he?

Quote from: Wandarah;1476528
Rather have CL qualification than a Carling Cup!

Yep, although I admit, Liverpool did well to win this one;

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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 23, 2012, 11:49:46 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1476528
Rather have CL qualification than a Carling Cup!

You keep telling yourself that :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on March 23, 2012, 11:57:58 am
Oh I'd take the FA Cup, and the League and of course the CL. The Carling Cup though? Really? Well, I wouldn't have sneezed at it if we won it last year, but it's much ado about nothing right. The top seeded teams only have to play, what, 4 games?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 25, 2012, 07:31:52 pm
Speaking of CL spots, piss poor from us today... that was a must win game. Spurs went for the draw, banking on their easier run in. Ramires shoulda had a pen but meh...that'll be the one that cost us now.

Oh well we'll just have to win it and have the last laugh and make 4th place mean shit. *cough*..yea.


Quote from: Wandarah;1476528
Rather have CL qualification than a Carling Cup!

Have to agree I'm afraid, no brainer tbh.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 26, 2012, 08:08:36 am
I'll take anything they can get ATM :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 27, 2012, 09:44:19 pm
What's it matter to you mr glory hunting prescott fan. ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 27, 2012, 09:48:25 pm
And that comment from an Arsenal fan, who would have thought?

Oh and only one t in Prescot... it is right there in my Avatar in case you need a spell check :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 28, 2012, 11:09:27 am
^lol.

--

Good win for Chelsea, and Tottenscum through their FA cup draw V Bolton. Is that Kiwi Nelson who scored their first?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 28, 2012, 07:05:20 pm
Yea Ryan Nelsen

Well pleased with the blues result, solid performance from us. Although it smacks a bit of a repeat of 09, manager sacked, dumped out of the CL by Barca in the Semi's, go on to win FA Cup against Everton....the only thing that excites me about that outcome is that we'll get to beat Spurs in the semi's to do it. :)

Gotta tip my hat to RDM, got them up for it, good team selection....I guess Kalou isn't done yet. Torres, what a workhorse he was again. Quality all game. Shit even Mikel was quality.

http://www.3news.co.nz/VIDEO-All-goals-0-1-Benfica-Vs-Chelsea-quarters-Champions-League-2012/tabid/317/articleID/248345/Default.aspx
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on March 28, 2012, 07:55:58 pm
Good to see a Kiwi scoring for a (hate to say it) decent team (not of late).

--

And yea, great work from RDM, just goes to show how frame of mind can change the players for the better. Wouldn't have thought that it was all down to AVB for Chelsea being shit. Or maybe not all, but a lot of it was.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on March 29, 2012, 06:52:49 pm
Mikel is quality..always was, always has been.

RDM went with Defence and he got the patient goal.

Torres should be a midfielder - no pressure to score and more chance to set up..because thats how hes playing!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 01, 2012, 12:48:40 pm
Jeez, quiet in here...oh that's right Liverpool play tomorrow.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 01, 2012, 01:57:56 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1478053
Jeez, quiet in here...oh that's right Liverpool play tomorrow.

and the arse lost:p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 01, 2012, 03:45:23 pm
Bloody QPR, we were useless against them.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 01, 2012, 06:59:20 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1478062
and the arse lost:p
hehe yea kinda what I was alluding too, still, here's hoping Spurs get beat by Swansea tomorrow. I must say I'm enjoying watching City implode though even if it does hand it to the another bunch of smug Mancs.

Also pleased Torres scored a decent one too, even more pleased Sturridge played the pecentages for a change and layed it off to him instead of wasting it and trying to chip the keeper or some such nonsense. RDM must of had a word.

In other news, Malouda in "I'm still crap" shocker!!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 01, 2012, 08:50:14 pm
Quote from: Spork;1461946
Fuck him, I would almost prefer Spurs win the league than Nasri get his filthy paws on the trophy.

What the fuck spork?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 02, 2012, 09:22:53 pm
I like that. Hate Mancs. Id prefer Arsenal but mostly Tottenham to win..but hey, Id rather Citeh than Utd tbh.

But thats the Chelsea coming out..go Newcastle! Doing well
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 03, 2012, 08:30:17 am
Pick us a Winner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fhX7ZKChgqE
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 05, 2012, 04:56:43 pm
Shot Chelsea. Good win and we face Barca...this will dictate alot for our season.

5th..with Newcastle on our case gonna be a big ask.

Now, WHY THE HELL DOES MAN UTD GET SO MUCH TIME OFF? Yet other teams have turn around of like 3 days.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 05, 2012, 07:19:07 pm
Tissue for Redman?

Seriously tho, would like to see your lot do ok vs Barca, painful as it is to say
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on April 05, 2012, 09:51:03 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1479148
Shot Chelsea. Good win and we face Barca...this will dictate alot for our season.

5th..with Newcastle on our case gonna be a big ask.

Now, WHY THE HELL DOES MAN UTD GET SO MUCH TIME OFF? Yet other teams have turn around of like 3 days.

Perhaps because we bummed out of Europe.  Have had the same problem every other year and never seems to worry us.

Can understand you prefering City as they have similar approach to Chelski  ie lets buy a winning team
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 06, 2012, 01:24:34 am
Hahah henno, Man Citeh will always be shit but anything to beat man utd. Chelsea had a handout to get out of the shit and it was so 2003..get over it. :P

Arsenal/Liverpool and all the rest need to learn that Money buys you silverware hahah!

I just feel sorry for all the other teams and Man U get to have the breaks where it really matters - at the end of the season haha!
EG : Man U
18 Mar    Wolverhampton Wanderers - EPL
26 Mar    Fulham - EPL
02 Apr    Blackburn Rovers - EPL
08 Apr     Queens Park Rangers    - EPL
11 Apr    Wigan Athletic - EPL

VS Man City
21 March 2012    Chelsea - EPL
24 March 2012    Stoke City     - EPL   
31 March 2012    Sunderland - EPL
08 April 2012    Arsenal - EPL   
11 April 2012    West Brom - EPL

VS Chelsea
18 MAR Leicester City   - FA
21 MAR Manchester City - EPL
24 MAR Tottenham Hotspur   - EPL
27 MAR Benfica   - UCL
31 MAR Aston Villa - EPL
4 APR Benfica   - UCL   
7 APR Wigan Athletic   - EPL      
9 APR Fulham - EPL

All those cups to go for but so little turn around - no wonder we 5th haha! As you can see - Chelsea have to play the easter fixtures on the 7th with a 2 day turnaround where as the Mancs get 3 days..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 06, 2012, 08:27:59 am
Maybe Chelsea should invest their money in handouts for the FA board... I have thought for years that the scum have been doing this. That or Sir Alex gives good head :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 06, 2012, 12:45:36 pm
Agreed Collector - maybe we should stop spending money on 50m pound players that rarely score and start investing in FA board members.

Oh and Man Utd do have Howard Webb aswell haha!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 08, 2012, 09:15:04 pm
Quote from: maorifulla;1411612
gotta feel for arsenal bro

i fuckin hate joey barton and it was him he got song and gervinho put in the stands

plus no wilshere or gibbs. ratsh!t

You can never write the gunners off though

every year people say they wont make the top 4

and they do


Just checked how long ago it was that LeadCollector put me in his signature, I thought it was last season, not start of this.

Good quote from maori though, the season isn't over yet, but we are doing a hell of a lot better now than we were in august/ september.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 09, 2012, 11:02:13 am
^^ cheers Arsenal!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 09, 2012, 11:21:59 pm
No problems red, was a good game. I got rate mad at some dickhead at the pub who supported United but was cheering on City the whole game.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 09, 2012, 11:52:23 pm
Quote from: Spork;1479831
No problems red, was a good game. I got rate mad at some dickhead at the pub who supported United but was cheering on City the whole game.

Not a true supporter surely!

long gone are the days you supported every team from the entire city, poor London teams fans.....

Only time ill potentially support a real rival team, is in a European game, generally vs Italian or Spanish teams
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 10, 2012, 12:36:26 am
Nah, he couldn't even name more than Rooney for United's first 11. Didn't know that they had even played earlier in the night, fairly sure he was IRL trolling, but I was drunk and took the bait easily, he is just lucky that Arsenal won, otherwise I might not have held back the massive guns.. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 10, 2012, 10:46:11 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1478053
Jeez, quiet in here...

...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 12, 2012, 10:45:44 am
Well that will make the run in just a little bit more interesting.

Good win for Arsenal, should've run riot though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on April 12, 2012, 03:09:50 pm
A deserved loss although with a bit better refereeing could  have been a win.

Wigan were fizzing and United couldn't compete
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 12, 2012, 05:31:53 pm
Big week for Chelsea this week.. Tottenham for FA Cup and Barcelona at home for CL semi..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 13, 2012, 09:21:53 am
Win and a loss.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 13, 2012, 11:45:21 am
win win
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on April 13, 2012, 09:42:37 pm
Wondering if I should make the effort and get up after midnight and watch the FA cup Semi Liverpool Derby.  
Except that the wife is away so the kids will wake me up at 6 am, and every time I watch a Liverpool game they lose.

Would be magic to go to a live game like that at Wembly
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 15, 2012, 09:19:26 am
^ You should have stayed up :)
I did and it was well worth the 6AM wake up call from the kids.... I only wish that there were a few toffee's on this here forum :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 15, 2012, 12:46:21 pm
Im getting up early to watch the game tomorrow
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 15, 2012, 03:15:10 pm
Watched Liverpool this morning...poor old Toffees, they didn't deserve it though. Kinda wanted them to win because of Liverpool making us play Sunday.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on April 15, 2012, 10:42:59 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1480640
^ You should have stayed up :)
I did and it was well worth the 6AM wake up call from the kids.... I only wish that there were a few toffee's on this here forum :)

Well I better make the effort to watch the final.  Happy to wait till the morning against who.

Don't mind Everton, be happy to have them win some silverware, they seem to hold in the top half of the league now.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 16, 2012, 08:29:03 am
well I'm glad I got up nice and early this morning, that's all I can say.


well all apart from "FKN GET IN!!!!" oh and, "you're better than who Gareth Bale?"

Cracking game....and yea it was 4-1, no idea how he gave Mata the second.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 16, 2012, 08:41:50 am
I think also, pretty poor from the pocket of our fans that didn't respect the silence...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on April 16, 2012, 08:52:02 am
Take that Spurs :-)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 16, 2012, 10:46:59 am
Quote from: Lias;1480754
Take that Spurs :-)

Who's this fella?

Great to see Harry's face..... well worth the watch :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 16, 2012, 09:34:03 pm
Wasnt a goal.. haha Dummy runner by Mata!

BUT doesnt change the fact it was 5-1

I feel sorry for Tottenham, fans left early - which makes me think it was them who booed the silence.  Very sick for football when you see that.

Drogba at his best again - Malouda has a shit haircut
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 16, 2012, 10:03:21 pm
Lol, feel sorry for Tottenumb?

Fuck Spurs.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on April 16, 2012, 10:21:23 pm
There is going to be a brawl for the final.  The Liverpool fans wont like the disrespect from the Chelsea fans in the minutes silence.  Don't suggest having a drink in pub in a Chelsea shirt by the Mersey.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGb2UwBwKM
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on April 16, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
There is going to be a brawl for the final.  The Liverpool fans wont like the disrespect from the Chelsea fans in the minutes silence.  Don't suggest having a drink in pub in a Chelsea shirt by the Mersey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGb2UwBwKM

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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 16, 2012, 10:58:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/s7XYh.jpg)

Spot the Tottenham fan.

EDIT: I guess they did have such a long trek back home..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 16, 2012, 11:11:44 pm
I wouldnt mind them giving them a hiding for that..was real bad actually.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 17, 2012, 10:52:33 am
GG Wigan, made us look like a league 3 squad.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 17, 2012, 01:18:50 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1480855
There is going to be a brawl for the final.  The Liverpool fans wont like the disrespect from the Chelsea fans in the minutes silence.  Don't suggest having a drink in pub in a Chelsea shirt by the Mersey.

Which just shows what morons some football fans are. You didn't hear 40,000 odd Chelsea fans disrespecting it, you heard 'a pocket' less than 1% probably which of course would have been easy as everyone else STFU, but hey who's counting? Sadly, no one. The Club has condemmed it, time to move on I think.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Demandred on April 17, 2012, 01:31:35 pm
Quote from: Spork;1480905
GG Wigan, made us look like a league 3 squad.

Arsenal were complete ass to be fair
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 17, 2012, 01:44:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr61JtMD-pw&feature=related

Great Player, Nightmare character.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on April 17, 2012, 05:42:01 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1480921
Which just shows what morons some football fans are. You didn't hear 40,000 odd Chelsea fans disrespecting it, you heard 'a pocket' less than 1% probably which of course would have been easy as everyone else STFU, but hey who's counting? Sadly, no one. The Club has condemmed it, time to move on I think.

 
Hence the football factory reference.  No doubt there is an element out there looking to cause some grief. Good excuse now.

I can't imagine paying all that money to go to such a big event and then leaving early, there was a late goal.
Unless it is to avoid interfan abuse.

I never went to a football game when I was over there, but a local derby league game Widnes vs St helens (with a Widnes work mate), Maybe 10-15000 seat but cool atmosphere compared to a Chiefs game  Brass band and chants.  A lot more into the local team.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 17, 2012, 06:28:38 pm
Quote from: Zenith;1480980
league game Widnes vs St helens (with a Widnes work mate)

I hope you supported Saints!! How long did you spend around those parts?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 17, 2012, 06:35:13 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1480927
Great Player, Nightmare character.

Because he didn't shake hands with a cunt of a bloke who spent his whole game (along with the rest of Wigan) wasting time?

It's a good tactic for a shit football team, and many of them do it, but I don't blame RVP one bit.

I also don't blame Wigan for wasting time, as it clearly works in not only wasting time, but also killing the game pace.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 17, 2012, 07:36:06 pm
Cunt of a bloke? Bit harsh... Hmm ok partly, but more because he's the type to knock one out in the mirror pretty much every night.

You were 2-0 down in 8 minutes, dunno if you need to check with the bookies but i reckon no one had money on that, least of all Wigan. So if fucking RVP can't respect the fact they got beat by a team who are fighting at the bottom and have just beaten Man Utd and should have beaten Chelsea, yea that's poor character IMO.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 17, 2012, 08:07:42 pm
Poor by RVP..good player, such a cock.

Good work Wigan, two back to back defeats of top flight teams. Hope they avoid Relegation, showing good signs
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 17, 2012, 08:59:46 pm
Its tough work being good at football and being paid all that money and trying to be a good sport as well.
Two out of three makes you a douche.
RVP joins about 2/3 of the league TBH
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 17, 2012, 09:04:37 pm
To be honest we have no idea why RVP was pissed off at him, and also they had a little bit of an argument before the whistle was blown. I stick by my statement, but in the end I don't give a fuck, I want Arsenal to have a bit of a rough neck about them, why does RVP have to shake hands with everyone? This isn't bloody kindergarten, they just battled, and RVP lost, to a worse opponent, he has every right to be a bit of a sad face panda.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on April 17, 2012, 09:40:18 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1480989
I hope you supported Saints!! How long did you spend around those parts?

1 year 2004/2005 living in Warrington halfway between Liverpool and Manchester, working at Liverpool.
Supported Widnes, in the home stand.  Just when Sean Long had been banned from st helens for insider betting.

Widnes used to be a big club.  First ever world club champs beating Canberra raiders.  I just found out then they went bust in 2007 and have only just come back to super league

(back to the football :P)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 18, 2012, 09:31:56 pm
Common Chelsea!!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 18, 2012, 09:38:07 pm
Yea, it's pretty common for them to lose this season. ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 18, 2012, 09:51:54 pm
quite in the cheap seats
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 19, 2012, 09:58:19 am
Quote from: Spork;1481236
Yea, it's pretty common for them to lose this season. ;)

orly? :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 19, 2012, 10:43:26 am
8 Losses 9 Draws in the EPL.

Ya rly. :P

Although Arsenal have lost 10, only one other time have we lost that many games in the EPL.

--

But good work to chelsea for beating Barca, just need to park the fuck out of that bus at Camp Nou.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 19, 2012, 11:42:37 am
hardly common :) more common than usual. We blame AVB for that though.

It'll be 11 on Saturday mate, hopefully. :)

yea, hard game to watch this morning. No away goal is certainly a plus, need to be a bit smarter at theirs, rode our luck a bit. Take nothing away though, a wins a win.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 19, 2012, 11:55:47 am
Trolling doesn't have to be accurate to be effective.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 19, 2012, 01:00:30 pm
No issue with that RVP video, he goes to shake someones hand - turns around, goes to shake Caldwells. Caldwell gets upset because it's not loving enough. Robin makes sure he's loved his hand properly.

At least he's no a rampant racist, eh. Or anyone who plays at Chelsea.

(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1067343/ow.gif)

That'd be way worse.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on April 19, 2012, 03:16:06 pm
I became a Chelsea supporter when I was a kid because the Headhunters were the most feared firm in the land.

I miss the old days.. It's so PC now mean now if you go after some dirty Man U supporter with a machete you'll probably goto jail and get barred from matches for life.... I mean how fucking wrong is that..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 19, 2012, 06:13:13 pm
Quote from: Lias;1481338
I became a Chelsea supporter when I was a kid because the Headhunters were the most feared firm in the land.

I miss the old days.. It's so PC now mean now if you go after some dirty Man U supporter with a machete you'll probably goto jail and get barred from matches for life.... I mean how fucking wrong is that..

I have no issue with anyone taking a Machete to a Man U supporter.... Except maybe if they will get manc blood on their Levi's... that shit don't come out :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 19, 2012, 06:49:49 pm
Nothing wrong with violent death of Man U supporters.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 21, 2012, 08:45:46 am
Hmm, after JT grabs Puyols hand Puyol laughs about it, you don't see that in the GIF. Racist? Innocent till PROVEN guilty eh?

Fully agree about hacking Mancs up though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 22, 2012, 08:45:24 pm
I wish Newcastle would fuck off already.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 23, 2012, 09:03:02 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1481547
Hmm, after JT grabs Puyols hand Puyol laughs about it, you don't see that in the GIF. Racist? Innocent till PROVEN guilty eh?


Haha, JT is total scum. You don't need a court to prove that.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 23, 2012, 09:04:01 am
Quote from: Spork;1481770
I wish Newcastle would fuck off already.

Yeah damn eh, they're on fire. I can't stand Pardew, but what a good team to watch. Third is ours to lose though. So we probably will.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Jemsin on April 23, 2012, 04:50:26 pm
*cough* just going to throw my team two cents in but, Go Sheffield Wednesday! lets make this promotion! sorry back to the more "elite" leagues
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on April 23, 2012, 06:19:13 pm
Thread title is Soccer thread so I guess that extends to Sheffield Wednesday :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 23, 2012, 10:13:09 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1481796
Haha, JT is total scum. You don't need a court to prove that.

He's no fkn racist, so ya need the court for that. What's he really done that's sooo scummy? Trial by media...fkn awesome.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 23, 2012, 10:14:30 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1481875
Thread title is Soccer thread so I guess that extends to Sheffield Wednesday :p

We should change that, seeing as soccer is something Yanks play.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 23, 2012, 10:35:39 pm
Blue is the colour

Looking ahead to Tuesday's test at the Nou Camp, Guardiola added: "Chelsea rested eight players (against Arsenal on Saturday), we did not."
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 23, 2012, 10:36:50 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1481932
We should change that, seeing as soccer is something Yanks play.

It was the Poms who called it Soccer actually.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 24, 2012, 07:40:54 am
Granted, they invented a lot of words used in the US, hence the 'English Language' but we just don't really use the word Soccer anymore, whereas the US still does (and therefore so does AUS/NZ) because there's a game where the ball is carried more than kicked, which is oddly also called football.

The game is football, end of story.

Glad we cleared that up... :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 24, 2012, 01:55:40 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1481930
He's no fkn racist, so ya need the court for that. What's he really done that's sooo scummy? Trial by media...fkn awesome.

Oh, of course he's not racist in the sense he *hates* black people, just you know, casual harmless racism that accidentally slips out when a black guy annoys him.  

Let's see, what else has England's Brave John Terry done?

Mocking American Tourists after 9/11? Check.
Had an affair with a team-mates ex (who is the mother of his Son)? Check.
Arrested after wielding a broken bottle at a bouncer? Check
Selling tours are Chelsea's Training Ground on the sly? Check
Acting the cunt at the last World Cup? Check
Possibly costing Chelsea a CL spot this season by deliberately under-performing to ensure the removal of an unpopular manager? Check

Not really his fault though, considering his Dad is a dealer, and his Mum a shoplifter. Good hardy stock to come from.

I mean honestly, when Craig Bellamy say's he's not surprised at your behaviour, I mean really.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: flixide on April 24, 2012, 10:25:50 pm
Manchester United Ftw
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 25, 2012, 08:45:36 am
You little beauty!!!

TBH didn't expect us to go through, especially when JT was sent off, but just goes to show you, you never say never.

Fucking excellent.

All the way now
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 25, 2012, 10:34:12 am
Well done Chelsea! You horrible cunts! I love seeing Barca get beaten!

Now, shame you have no team to play in the final!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 25, 2012, 10:40:35 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1481987
Oh, of course he's not racist in the sense he *hates* black people, just you know, casual harmless racism that accidentally slips out when a black guy annoys him.  

Let's see, what else has England's Brave John Terry done?

Mocking American Tourists after 9/11? Check.
Had an affair with a team-mates ex (who is the mother of his Son)? Check.
Arrested after wielding a broken bottle at a bouncer? Check
Selling tours are Chelsea's Training Ground on the sly? Check
Acting the cunt at the last World Cup? Check
Possibly costing Chelsea a CL spot this season by deliberately under-performing to ensure the removal of an unpopular manager? Check

Not really his fault though, considering his Dad is a dealer, and his Mum a shoplifter. Good hardy stock to come from.

I mean honestly, when Craig Bellamy say's he's not surprised at your behaviour, I mean really.


Yea bang him up, terrible offences. FFS..really? I did lol at the Bellamy call, quality.

What about urinating into a beer glass and dropping it on the floor of an Essex nightclub. (It's Essex)
and being fined £60 for parking his Bentley in a disabled bay. (KILL YOUR SELF BASTARD!)

and now you can add "did Sanchez in the back to get sent off in a CL Semi Final", but anyway, out of all those things why do you care, big fkn deal.  You could point all those or similar at a load of other players....so what?

Captain, Leader, Legend....but a bit of a Muppet at times at worst. Worst scum of the Earth, I think not....certainly not from that list anyway.

Mocking American Tourists after 9/11? (Who hasn't? anyway, what was said? No I don't care, he was pissed, we ALL do dumb sh1t. I'm sure he apologised)
Had an affair with a team-mates ex (who is the mother of his Son)? Yea pretty sh1t...and worse if he was still with her).
Arrested after wielding a broken bottle at a bouncer? ("Excuse me Mr Bouncer did you drop this?")
Selling tours are Chelsea's Training Ground on the sly? (OMG WHAT A CUNT...really? Padding your list a bit there mate..)
Acting the cunt at the last World Cup? (Again, padding. Rooney, Beckham, there's a load that have make cocks of themselves. England are a joke...with or without Terry)
Possibly costing Chelsea a CL spot this season by deliberately under-performing to ensure the removal of an unpopular manager? Single handedly? He was never dropped, he came out and defended AVB. You're not seriously blaming him for AVB's failings?


Enough of that, CL Final, get in!!!! No, I have idea how either. Who's gonna lend me 4K to go to it? Form an orderly queue please.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 25, 2012, 11:06:08 am
yeah buddy!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on April 25, 2012, 02:14:19 pm
WD Chelski! Bastards :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 25, 2012, 02:19:16 pm
The second half must be some sort of record for possession % in opposition half. More than a little lucky in holding them out but well done.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 25, 2012, 03:12:54 pm
killa - it was a 4-4-1 formation and we got two goals..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 25, 2012, 05:42:15 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1482167
Yea bang him up, terrible offences. FFS..really? I did lol at the Bellamy call, quality.

Enough of that, CL Final, get in!!!! No, I have idea how either. Who's gonna lend me 4K to go to it? Form an orderly queue please.

Hey, I don't want the man to die or anything - just calling it as it is. He's a scummy prick. I'm not sure a defense of 'but other people are scum too!', or 'he's not the only one!' - does him much service, but hey I understand the desire to try and defend the captain of your team.

Bayern or Real in the final? Both are terrifying!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on April 25, 2012, 05:59:44 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1482199
killa - it was a 4-4-1 formation and we got two goals..

Lol that the 1 in 4-4-1 was at left back
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 25, 2012, 08:14:45 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1482213
Hey, I don't want the man to die or anything - just calling it as it is. He's a scummy prick. I'm not sure a defense of 'but other people are scum too!', or 'he's not the only one!' - does him much service, but hey I understand the desire to try and defend the captain of your team.

Bayern or Real in the final? Both are terrifying!

Fair enough, I think all my point is that he seems to get way more stick for the same shit other people/footballers do, just bored of the boos, it's just getting fkn old. Yea he's a bit of a geezer but not much else. AS footballer affairs go Ryan Giggs affair was a fuckload worse and no one bats an eye at that. At least JT's not on Twatter every 5 minutes polluting the world with his brain turds like all the other self important cocks Joey Fuckstick Barton et al.

The alleged racist comment, as yobbish as he is, I really don't think he's stupid enough to say it as blatantly as it looks on the footage (I don't think he could be a full on card carrying racist in the CFC Squad). I genuinely think he is saying "I never called you a ............." I'm sure you've been to Loftus Road, so know very well how close the crowd is there, it's a total crock and will no doubt be thrown out.

TBH, I don't care what JT does off the pitch, so naturally I'm pissed off with him today, no excuses fkn terrible position to put us in as our Captain. Again, loads of players do that off the ball, never gets seen but he was a dick today and nearly cost us. At least he can't miss a penalty this time. :)

Moving on though,

Bayern or Real, I think it will be Real and I don't fancy playing against Jose but I think Real are the better side in that semi. Although Real could still be more favorable than a Bayern side playing at home. Hmm, I still think I would rather Bayern but after today who knows, no shame in losing to either, as I still really have no idea how we got there.

I wonder what odds you'd have got on us winning today with Torres coming on scoring and Messi missing a penalty.

Lady luck's certainly been shining on our old guard for the most part, and it's good to see them fight for what will probably be the last season for that team as it is.

KTBFFH
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 25, 2012, 08:19:42 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1482170
yeah buddy!


OOOO yea, as is yea your gonna gift me 4K to go to Munich? :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on April 26, 2012, 09:23:41 am
What a shoot out - what a crazy ass couple of games. I think it'll be a shit final though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 26, 2012, 11:50:14 am
It'll only be sh1t if Chelsea lose.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: maorifulla on April 26, 2012, 02:43:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/WKX8r.gif)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 27, 2012, 10:00:34 am
that's ace.....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 27, 2012, 11:44:39 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1482345
It'll only be sh1t if Chelsea lose.

If we hold onto third I partly agree, but for now, no London team has won the CL final, so I'm not sure if I will support Chelsea. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 27, 2012, 07:35:13 pm
Chelsea don't need your support, but if you could lend us RVP that would be great
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 27, 2012, 07:37:46 pm
Me and you judge. lets go to Germany! haha
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on April 27, 2012, 08:26:06 pm
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1482654
Chelsea don't need your support, but if you could lend us RVP that would be great

I just got off the phone with Arsene, he said you can have RVP for the CL final as long as you pay us 100 million pounds.

That's only 50 million pounds more than you get for winning the CL, so both of us agreed that it is definitely doable - I mean you pretty much wasted the same amount of money on Flopando.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on April 30, 2012, 08:56:51 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1482656
Me and you judge. lets go to Germany! haha

Cool, bring ya wallet!

In other news,    Chelsea 6  Who?P.R. 1

Torres, awesome.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on April 30, 2012, 10:30:02 am
Good to see Torres re-gaining some form and what better time to do it, when we need to win games!

Also pleased to see Sam Hutchinson play after retiring at 20 from bad run of injuries and to make a comeback..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 01, 2012, 02:01:15 am
(http://i.imgur.com/PS3u3.png)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 01, 2012, 11:45:57 am
Citeh huh? Can they do it?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 01, 2012, 12:50:35 pm
Still reckon Utd will win it.

Looks like Cahill's done for the season though, not good. That means Luiz if he's fit and Boswinga in defence against Munich.

FK!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 01, 2012, 02:13:56 pm
I knew we should of bought Nelsen :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 01, 2012, 02:27:47 pm
I must say I find the thought of Man U not winning anything this year appealing.

Maybe the English teams should put a bit more importance in the Europa Cup, City, Spurs and United all fielded second string teams in that comp
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Zenith on May 01, 2012, 05:58:34 pm
Looks like City have the Hardest finish playing Newcastle.  A draw there and it will be all over.  QPR, Swansea and Sutherland for there other games should all be wins.  Still 8 goals ahead on difference so it is theirs to lose now.
I will support City for this one.  Man U don't need another one.  Throwing a crap load of money at a mid table club seems to have worked.  They just have to win for a while other wise the banks will call their loans in.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 01, 2012, 10:04:58 pm
Sunderland aren't a push over team.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 02, 2012, 09:11:05 am
Neither are Swansea. City have the hardest game of the remaining fixtures, no doubt though. Still, with the margins so fine - who would bet against the swing?

I'd still rather United take it, somehow. City fans have become almost as fucking insufferable as Chelsea fans. They've bought it, that's all, nothing else. I dunno if there's much to be genuinely proud of - they have a fucking spectacular squad, one of the best in the world on paper - you could perhaps even argue that it should be done by now. United winning it though, would be a genuine achievement.

Preferably someone just nukes Manchester, obviously.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 02, 2012, 10:02:06 am
Agreed Wandarah.

But I must say, Chelsea have been consistent for almost a decade now with a squad that really hasnt changed too much so I mean when Bramo came he invested in a broke club and invested in players that are still here today.. City are alot different because they were a mid table team with money and got a huge investment. They are buying players with huge price tags and most of them wont stay for no longer than a year or two. United are just a team full of diving poofs and Sir Alex argues with everyone when he doesnt get his way :P

So either way, fuck the mancs
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 02, 2012, 10:04:03 am
Ah, oops - sorry, I didn't meant to automatically relate how insufferable you are to your dirty filthy Russian mob-money influx. You guys are insufferable for a great many reasons outside of your bank account being filled with the blood of a million innocent children.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 03, 2012, 02:20:58 pm
Poor effort this morning - great tatics by Newcastle, using Chelseas tatics against them
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 03, 2012, 10:12:56 pm
I'm more concerned about this weekends match.

And a win in Germany and who gives a fuck where we end up on the table
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 03, 2012, 11:19:15 pm
Only two matches left and even though we are third, still no guarantee of getting fourth. Arsenal definitely need to beat Norwich, do not want to go into the last game away to WBA in Woy's last game for them having to win it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 04, 2012, 10:47:06 am
Haha beat the Germans with Arsenal 4th :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 04, 2012, 12:11:36 pm
^I think you should be worrying about the FA cup first mate. :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 05, 2012, 06:49:26 pm
Newcastle beat us by two very good (and slightly fortunate) goals. They weren't all over us, but RDM got the tactics all wrong. Miereles and Malouda against an in form team..laughable really. Or did he... look at it from his point of view, he wants the job. 4th is no good to him if he's not at the club next season, which he won't be if he lets 2 trophies go. FA Cup and a good fight in the CL, possibly even a win should be enough, the league position isn't his fault.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 06, 2012, 02:53:45 am
Well done Arsenal..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 06, 2012, 07:24:44 am
^^^  Slip sliding away

But how about the blues eh, Another trophy in the cabinet, we might have to hit up our friendly neighbours for theres as they aren't using it
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on May 06, 2012, 08:28:54 am
Trounced the scousers :-)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 06, 2012, 09:42:26 am
Winners! One down, One to go.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 06, 2012, 11:20:01 am
Fkin Glorious!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/05/article-2139920-12F0FAE2000005DC-118_634x413.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 07, 2012, 10:14:32 am
I can't take much more of this season. Dire Arsenal let off the hook again - one more chance for me to stay up late, drinking heavily and swearing at the television, yay.

The thought of Nasri liting the PL trophy makes me fucking puke.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 07, 2012, 01:45:29 pm
Exactly wandarah. Newcastle deserve to be up there..

I am much happier seeing Citeh up there than Man U though tbh - might be the only time they get it :P
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 07, 2012, 11:50:40 pm
I doubt City will fade away after one season, they will surely just spend more money to keep their squad at its best.. At least for a bit. Just need to work on their European performances.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 08, 2012, 09:29:32 am
Wow, those Blackburn owners really, really fucked their club. I mean sure, you can blame the players, manager etc - who all rightfully suck - but they were just fine before Venkeys showed up.

'We will lavish 5 million pounds for player transfers!' <- Spot the cunts that know nothing about football.
'We will sign Ronaldhino!' <- Just, wow.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 08, 2012, 07:04:21 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1484329
Wow, those Blackburn owners really, really fucked their club. I mean sure, you can blame the players, manager etc - who all rightfully suck - but they were just fine before Venkeys showed up.

'We will lavish 5 million pounds for player transfers!' <- Spot the cunts that know nothing about football.
'We will sign Ronaldhino!' <- Just, wow.

Haha yea, unbelievable eh. See they chucked a chicken on the pitch with a blackburn flag wrapped round it...classic. Blackburn fans screaming for Steve Keane to be sacked, ffs they can't lay it all at his door...some but not all.

Still, I'm sure getting Ronaldhino for 5M will fix it, I for one reckon he can't fuckin wait to get stuck into the likes of Leeds on a wet Sunday afternoon in January.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 08, 2012, 08:28:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Ek7K4_I1w&feature=b-vrec
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 08, 2012, 09:18:33 pm
Is that meant to be inspirational or something Spork?

Will say Henry is amazing.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 08, 2012, 09:31:46 pm
lol I did get a feel of that, but I just think it is a very well made video.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 09, 2012, 09:57:11 am
Na was a good video. Like I said Henry is the man
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 09, 2012, 12:15:26 pm
So eggs all in one basket then looking at that line up this morning...Has Ross Turnbull done anything other than eat pies on the bench this season?

Anyway,

I'm all for believing we can win it and avoiding potential injury scenarios but why even bother playing Torres without Frank, Kalou and Mata, the only players unselfish enough to pick him out. OK, Ramires does it from time to time but come on, Malouda, Sturridge and Romeu all starting in a tough away game and Turnbull in goal, wtf? May aswell have started with Lukaku in there just to wind Sturridge up.

The scallies were always going to be massively up for it tonight, but I do think Newcastle will struggle at Everton and Spurs may not beat Fulham at home. Add to that, WBA could beat Arsenal at home, so 4th was definitely on, but a big ask and he’s gone for the pragmatic approach.

At the very worst, we miss out on CL next season, at least we got to the final this season, we should enjoy it and give ourselves the best possible opportunity of winning it. At best, we beat Bayern, get the trophy we’ve been after for a while and get ourselves into it for next season.

COME ON!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 09, 2012, 01:37:16 pm
Your a key chess piece on the chess table Judge.

COME ON CHELSEA! Awful today and Di-Matteo coached like AVB today..I did like that he wanted Fresh and Energetic players but they just werent match fit for an away game to Liverpool.

We are struggling with defenders for Bayern with Cahill/Luiz injured, Terry/Ivanovic suspended so I mean we'd have Cole/Bosignwa/Ferreria and maybe even Obi Mikel at CDM
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 09, 2012, 01:44:46 pm
Nah Cahill and Luiz will be fit, have faith.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 09, 2012, 02:26:32 pm
Doot doot doot doot dood do do, Doot doot doot doot dood do do, Doot doot doot doot dood do do Luis Suarez :)

Where was Chelsea? I know it was basically a B grade side but c'mon 3 - 0 within 30 mins!

Kind of goes some way to easing the pain of the FA cup loss, all will be totally healed once you lose the CL final and join us on channel 5 :p (although I heard a rumour it may be changing providers?)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 09, 2012, 07:34:46 pm
LOL,  ....obviously none of those players will feature in the starting line up against Bayern, we had no intention of winning that game, either that or we thought our reserves could handle you.... Ivan should have scored and nearly got the first, but no Essien did, unlucky...Torres hit the bar. I can't argue that we defended shit, Terry had a mare but even then, with our 'B' team at your place we still should and could have won that game. Score flatters you somewhat, but at least you missed that shit penalty. So ok, if that makes the FA Cup loss feel better all good. :)

Jordan Henderson giving it the biggun, silly little spotty cunt. 8 goals in 136 appearances as a pro....only his second for Liverpool, yea your quality mate. Even Torres has scored more for us than Carroll and him put together, there's ya 50Mil right there.

Gonna be a tall order to win in Germany everyone knows that especially with the massive home advantage. Of course everyone wants us to fuck it up, but at least we're there as the crowd so rightly pointed out to you noisey scarf holding mid table has beens.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on May 09, 2012, 08:31:25 pm
Hahaha ^^^ Butthurt much.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 09, 2012, 08:37:41 pm
I love how teams call us out for having no history - yet we've been making history since ages ago and we sure as hell are gonna make it next week! YEAH BUDDY!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 09, 2012, 11:10:58 pm
I fucken hope you don't. Nothing personal like, but fuck me, Arsenal do my fucking head in and I have no doubt they will do it again this Weekend. We need you to lose. At least.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 09, 2012, 11:19:32 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1484526
LOL,  ....obviously none of those players will feature in the starting line up against Bayern, we had no intention of winning that game, either that or we thought our reserves could handle you.... Ivan should have scored and nearly got the first, but no Essien did, unlucky...Torres hit the bar. I can't argue that we defended shit, Terry had a mare but even then, with our 'B' team at your place we still should and could have won that game. Score flatters you somewhat, but at least you missed that shit penalty. So ok, if that makes the FA Cup loss feel better all good. :)

Jordan Henderson giving it the biggun, silly little spotty cunt. 8 goals in 136 appearances as a pro....only his second for Liverpool, yea your quality mate. Even Torres has scored more for us than Carroll and him put together, there's ya 50Mil right there.

Gonna be a tall order to win in Germany everyone knows that especially with the massive home advantage. Of course everyone wants us to fuck it up, but at least we're there as the crowd so rightly pointed out to you noisey scarf holding mid table has beens.

Pretty much all of this. Though, having watched the game - Chelsea got righteously cunted. No idea what the fuck Liverpool are so happy about mind - I mean yay, you bet Chelsea - you're 8th - you bought Stewart Downing - you're morons.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 10, 2012, 08:13:26 am
Quote from: kilabee;1484537
Hahaha ^^^ Butthurt much.


Haha, nah not really it's tongue in cheek banter. Leads a personal friend, so he's used to my rants. :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 10, 2012, 10:22:43 am
Its football. Everyone hates everyone and everything!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on May 10, 2012, 04:55:25 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1484566
Haha, nah not really it's tongue in cheek banter. Leads a personal friend, so he's used to my rants. :)

Haha ok.
 
Quote from: R3DM@N;1484584
Its football. Everyone hates everyone and everything!

Except the beautiful game <3
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 10, 2012, 06:36:11 pm
Just watching the Norwich game, what a great game from the Neutral's perspective, but fucking horrible game for a Gooner. How the fuck did we throw away the lead TWICE? Absolutely fucking shocking defensive game, at least two of their goals should not have happened.

The ref was hopeless as well, not just for us, made bucket loads of wrong calls.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 10, 2012, 06:44:05 pm
I would say after watching that game Spork that the defence, goalkeeper and bad luck kept you out of that game. Was a good last 15minutes of attacking and defensive football, 20 shots on goal and 6 corners and most of them were in that period.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 11, 2012, 11:01:29 am
In my expert opinion, we threw it away because we're fucking imbeciles - and Song, for all his good work this season - can be a spectacular, and I mean spectacular idiot. Also, Vermaleen is not a world-class centre-back in IMO, should be playing DM.

This all comes back to coaching, obviously, and discipline.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Hopeless on May 14, 2012, 08:55:09 am
CITY CITY CITY CHAMPIONS!!! what a fucking way to win it
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 14, 2012, 09:15:57 am
Good season all~ GG Citeh.

Now, Blue is the colour, this Sunday..
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 14, 2012, 10:11:01 am
I would love to have seen Fergs single malt blotched red face when that second injury time goal went in...Hahaha, oh the irony. United losing the League to an injury time goal, how fkn deserved and overdue is that? Probably the only thing that could have made last day battle between them interesting....other than a plane crashing into the stadium or something.

Obviously a shame it had to be Citeh taking the honours...but hey.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Hopeless on May 14, 2012, 10:18:01 am
Quote from: R3DM@N;1485120
Good season all~ GG Citeh.

Now, Blue is the colour, this Sunday..


winning it is the only chance they have of being in it next year, be a hard game playing munich at home though
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 14, 2012, 10:25:23 am
Happy St Totteringham's day everybody!

Took it's time to come this season, but it did, so that is all that matter.

Congrats to City, throw some more oil money at your squad and you might be able to get out of the group stages of the CL next season, eh?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Hopeless on May 14, 2012, 12:12:21 pm
spurs fans will be gutted if chelsea win this sunday, means they will miss out on the fourth cl spot
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 14, 2012, 01:29:21 pm
Congratulations to the City owners on being exceptionally rich.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on May 14, 2012, 03:05:41 pm
I thought Ferg was gracious in defeat today.That is not something that can be said about him often.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Hopeless on May 14, 2012, 05:58:18 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1485184
Congratulations to the City owners on being exceptionally rich.

its not like many of these teams are playing with players from there areas though, so most of the time it does come down to money and management. but tbh mancinni is a muppet should never of let tevez come back after that shit he pulled
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 14, 2012, 07:25:03 pm
Would you have won the league if it wasn't for Tevez coming back?

I agree with Wandy though, money won City the league, but it's not the money, as you said every team buys players from all over the world, but the difference is that most teams earn their money, City were given it.

EDIT: No shit though, I feel happy for the real City supporters, the ones who actually were fans of the team well before they became decent.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 14, 2012, 08:18:51 pm
Quote from: Hopeless;1485240
its not like many of these teams are playing with players from there areas though, so most of the time it does come down to money and management. but tbh mancinni is a muppet should never of let tevez come back after that shit he pulled

Dunno what you're talking about at the start there man.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 14, 2012, 08:57:53 pm
Agree with Spork..and the next years define them..when they back it up with a consistent team for season after season
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Hopeless on May 15, 2012, 07:16:18 am
Quote from: Spork;1485251
Would you have won the league if it wasn't for Tevez coming back?

I agree with Wandy though, money won City the league, but it's not the money, as you said every team buys players from all over the world, but the difference is that most teams earn their money, City were given it.

EDIT: No shit though, I feel happy for the real City supporters, the ones who actually were fans of the team well before they became decent.


absolutuly but its pretty hard to earn that money if your lacking the players to be competitive to begin with. its crazy the amount of money that has been poored into city and even chelsea to some extent. im not actually a city supporter, jus won a buch of money on them in a pool we had going at work, what a way to finish the season man that was crazy
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 15, 2012, 08:31:58 am
City still rarely sell out their own stadium.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 15, 2012, 10:04:15 am
Quote from: kilabee;1485195
I thought Ferg was gracious in defeat today.That is not something that can be said about him often.

Huh, I was just reading in the Dom Post that he said "City can go on as much as they like. It'll take them a century to get to our level of history"

Didn't sound too gracious, but I didn't hear the whole interview.

WD City (cnuts) and as Spork has pointed out it must be  a great feeling for the long time fans
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 15, 2012, 04:45:27 pm
Only 95 Days to go..... (http://daycalc.appspot.com/08/18/2012)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on May 15, 2012, 04:49:11 pm
I didn't see that bit ha ha. But he's kind of got a point.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 17, 2012, 03:50:28 am
Lata Kenny!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on May 17, 2012, 06:35:12 am
Inevitable really.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 17, 2012, 07:37:44 am
Martinez favourite to replace him? They like managers no cnut can understand or what?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 17, 2012, 08:56:37 am
I don't think Kenny had been given long enough really but finishing below Everton is not acceptable and his departure was inevitable. Rafa gets my vote :)

In other news... I had to LOL at this
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-igv9IG1IfhY/TiA9mrhnyLI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/DSCP0bYj8O4/s1600/269521_2208208923197_1186653495_32635700_6958970_n.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 18, 2012, 08:03:33 am
good on them

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/other-sports/6944310/Web-channel-launched-for-kiwi-sports-fans
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 20, 2012, 09:36:31 am
Congrats Bayern on throwing away the CL final.

Good work Chelsea for capitalising on such an occurrence.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on May 20, 2012, 09:42:30 am
^ Agreed..... shit that has to be a first :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Thetruereddevil on May 20, 2012, 09:44:43 am
Germans....Penalties......wha???
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 20, 2012, 02:57:56 pm
Chelsea deserved it...90mins and extra time of pure defence and Drogbas goal was awesome.

It really was a Goalkeeper v Goalkeeper game. Neuer and Cech were both amazing.

All I can say is Blue is the colour and Man U & Arsenal supporters are sooks.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on May 20, 2012, 03:03:06 pm
Not bad for a bunch of old buggers eh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEDWDAMRBeU

Amazing stuff against all the odds.

Greatest day in the clubs history and to top it off I watched with the old man who is a die hard Spurs supporter
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 20, 2012, 03:08:23 pm
Time to celebrate - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZYfi_Ex_gM
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on May 21, 2012, 07:55:51 am
Congrats Chelsea! Well deserved!


But what the fuck is wrong with John Terry? Honestly. What a massive weapon.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 21, 2012, 11:18:55 am
LOL

*waves to the Spurs fans*

Happy Days
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 22, 2012, 01:19:16 am
Haha, only Spurs could lose on a day when they weren't even playing.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 22, 2012, 07:40:34 am
I know, blaming Chelsea for their own failings......how many games did they lose when Harry was first hinted as being the next England manager?

All of them wasn't it?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/20/article-0-13308318000005DC-837_468x361.jpg)

So...anyone actually want the Liverpool job yet?   No thought not...
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 23, 2012, 12:04:42 pm
Goodbye to Drogba
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 29, 2012, 11:56:31 am
Eden Hazard in the bag then, Chelsea clearly kacking their pants about the FIFA fair play regulations 5 years £200,000 a week.

I wondered why the fuck we hung on to Malouda, now I know He's the the only one left who speaks French.


In other news, Walcott to Chelsea??
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on May 29, 2012, 07:29:21 pm
Yea, the Hazard deal does seem very close to being done, but why hasn't it been confirmed yet?

Also, haven't heard anything of the Feo rumours, got a source?

Wouldn't be surprised if he does leave though, but I was thinking that him staying depends on if RVP stays.

Arsenal are really good at letting their best players contracts run into the bloody ground, but we sign up players like Djourou, Diaby and Rosicky (before he even hit his good form) ASAP, because everyone knows trophies are won on the injury table.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 30, 2012, 09:39:03 am
Nah, only http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2151294/Theo-Walcott-set-Arsenal-talks-Euro-2012.html which means nothing, for a good while anyway.

Drogs to Real, for me (without wanting to sound ghey) that's a bit like breaking up with a bird who you really liked in the hope that she would f*ck off somewhere far away and then find out she’s back in town and seeing your mate. Terrible news.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on May 30, 2012, 09:57:24 am
Arsenal make players but dont keep them, its a known fact.

Good to see Hazard, im sure he will be a much better investment then Torres but then again, those 2 might be a lethal combo. Walcott would be amazing - Chelsea speed and defence.

Malouda, meh. Kalou, go.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on May 30, 2012, 10:11:32 am
Totally, we should be building a team around Torres now, but as usual Roman's going around buying big names (not complaining) for his IRL Panini sticker book without installing a manager first. Apparently The Incredible Hulk next.

I would laugh if someone has just setup an Eden Hazard account on Twitter and it's all BS, hmm laugh, no maybe not. As for Hazard, haven't seen that much of him until all the hype. I told my mate about it and he said

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoAS31NRa10

I saw his dad Mickey a few times.  Check out the link.  A  game I went to whilst at college.  Swindon had ex-cfc Hoddle,  Hazard and Dave Mitchell ( who scored a hatrick) involved.
This is a game at which I saw more than one Birmingham season tickets ripped up.


haha....his dad...brilliant
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 01, 2012, 03:45:25 pm
Hazard is a cock - decent player though, will be interesting to see how he performs next season.

Chelsea have now gone and bought Hulk - which is a bit of an odd signing if you ask me - considering the money they're apparently paying for him. He's a good player, no doubt, but near $40 million? Fucking hell.

I used to work with a Porto fan in London - so I've seen quite a bit of him (though nothing in the last year), and he's never struck me as really high class. I've even seen him play live on two occasions, and he was fucking terrible both times. He is versatile though, can play on the wings, in the hole, or as the main striker. Still, he'll get his share of goals without setting the world alight. It's the money that fucking blows my mind.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 01, 2012, 03:46:50 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1487852
Walcott would be amazing


I live in fucking fear of Walcott leaving and turning into the player that he'll never get the chance to become at Arsenal. He'd fucking destroy Arsenal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 01, 2012, 06:49:44 pm
My exact thoughts, Wandy.

Something which I keep thinking of is to paraphrase Wenger;

Quote
Imagine the worst situation - we lose Robin and Theo - you cannot convince people you are ambitious after that.

I really do not see how we can let either of them go, and I've heard that Song only has just over a year left on his contract too?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 01, 2012, 08:21:54 pm
They're all essentially in the same boat. Or we are, yeah.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 02, 2012, 10:18:32 am
Get some oil money in the Emirates haha its the way its going.

Hulk has been a Chelsea target for years - hes strong, plays a bit like Drogba but more controlled
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 02, 2012, 07:01:48 pm
If you mean he goes down at a touch, then yes, he plays a bit like Drogba.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on June 02, 2012, 11:19:36 pm
He grew out of that appalling habit
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 03, 2012, 11:04:36 am
Yeah thank god. Manchester United have taken that on-board this season with Ashley Young and co.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 05, 2012, 10:07:38 am
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1488449
He grew out of that appalling habit

Haha, he paused for a year, last year. He was at it hard during every single CL game this year not to mention the FA cup. Don't kid yourself.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 05, 2012, 02:25:28 pm
Video evidence or it didnt happen?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 05, 2012, 05:14:02 pm
Negron please.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on June 06, 2012, 02:26:25 pm
Just so we're clear, 'footballing decsion'. Rio Ferdinand isn't good enough, and that's why he's not going to Euro 2012.

Everyone else can shut the fuck up.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on June 06, 2012, 03:25:19 pm
So you are saying it has nothing to do with the fact he is black then?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 07, 2012, 01:17:44 pm
He'd be the oldest member of the squad, no? Or is that Lampard? Woy has already said he's aiming to make this a 'project', hence why he's picked younger dudes in Rio's position. That said, Ferdinand is gotta be better than fucking Martin Kelly, srsly. Jesus.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on June 07, 2012, 02:17:26 pm
Yea I agree but Kelly isn't a replacement for Cahill.

As Martin Samuel so eloquently put it,

Start with the obvious. Martin Kelly is not the replacement for Gary Cahill. Phil Jones is. Right or wrong, it is Jones who is preferred to Rio Ferdinand in Roy Hodgson’s England squad, not Kelly. Let’s go from there.

Jones is the utility defender. Before Saturday, he was first reserve right back, first reserve holding midfield player and fifth-choice centre half, demoted from fourth following Phil Jagielka’s elevation from the stand-by list. Once Cahill was ruled out, Jones returned to his original place in the squad. His status is as it was on May 16.

So Kelly is included in case Jones is required to cover full-back duties, in the event of Glen Johnson’s absence. For Kelly to play, England would have to lose Johnson, John Terry and Joleon Lescott in one match, leaving a back four of Kelly, Jones, Jagielka and Ashley Cole, although the way England’s luck is going it can only be a matter of time before Cole falls down an open manhole, his last despairing act being a frantic grab for a hand-hold that succeeds only in taking Leighton Baines with him.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2155062/It-exactly-football-reasons-Rio-Ferdinand-Euro-2012-Martin-Samuel.html#ixzz1x4PBDKNV

Writes good articles that guy.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 08, 2012, 01:23:18 pm
Martin Samuel? Jesus, we have totally different perspectives. Ain't life grand.

Kelly IS a replacement for Cahill - it's just that he's not the *first* replacement for Cahill. The argument is that if you pick Ferdinand, you keep Jones as utility and have more depth as you have better centre-backs available and thus a better squad. Everyone knows Kelly wouldn't be a like for like replacement. It's hard to see how Kelly adds much.

But I do agree with his final point, that sometimes it's not about the best player.

If only Wilshere was fit.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 08, 2012, 08:02:55 pm
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/7068672/All-Whites-stunned-2-0-by-New-Caledonia

lol
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 08, 2012, 08:46:53 pm
Got that right Spork hahah!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on June 08, 2012, 08:58:48 pm
lol indeed. Watch Herbert keep his job.

Edit- less than 12 hours later
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/7070328/Ricki-Herberts-job-in-no-danger-despite-exit
His shit must really smell like daisies.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on June 09, 2012, 10:31:47 am
^^ yeah I don't rate him as a coach tbh
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 09, 2012, 11:02:49 am
All Whites have had their high point with the World Cup.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 09, 2012, 11:37:50 am
What genius coach is going to come in and do anything more than he has with a group of well, third-tier players?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 09, 2012, 02:37:50 pm
Exactly, what is the point of dumping Herbet?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on June 09, 2012, 05:37:53 pm
Yeah good thinking let him coach them forever.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 10, 2012, 03:17:27 pm
BL Portugal this morning :(

Good to see Denmark being a king killer
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 10, 2012, 08:22:31 pm
^The last time I saw a team play as 'off' as Holland last night was Barcelona in the CL against Chelsea. ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 10, 2012, 08:52:47 pm
Far out personal attacks here mate!

What have Arsenal got lately? F-all.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on June 10, 2012, 11:26:30 pm
Quote from: Spork;1489585
^The last time I saw a team play as 'off' as Holland last night was Barcelona in the CL against Chelsea. ;)

Ha you little butthurt bitch at some clubs success happens, at arsenal it doesn't :loyal:
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 11, 2012, 08:32:06 am
Sounds like Di Matteo is going to keep his job...chin chin!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 11, 2012, 10:32:20 am
Quote from: kilabee;1489438
Yeah good thinking let him coach them forever.

What level do you think the All Whites should be at? Problem with NZ football isn't the fucking National Coach mate.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on June 11, 2012, 11:17:49 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1489629
What level do you think the All Whites should be at?

I think we should be at  the Confederations Cup.That would have been the minimum expectation going into that tournament would it not? People have to be held accountable for what has to be the worst performance by our national squad for the last decade.Part of the problem is Herbert has to much power and not enough accountability. The fact Grant McKavanagh comes out less than 12 hours after the loss and says his job is safe without even looking into what went wrong is a joke.
I know Ricki is not the whole problem but a new voice in there would be able to have a far more objective look at what is going wrong within the squad.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 11, 2012, 01:42:33 pm
Well, fair enough.

I'm just of the school of though that you could appoint Guardiola, and he'd struggle to achieve any sort of consistency with *anyone* selectable.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 11, 2012, 02:39:37 pm
I am gonna say this with no disrespect but we should be a lot better - teams with little or no money have developed players alot better than our team who have been taken in young, playing in our top tier competitions for this area and losing. I mean where does the buck stop? We shouldnt be losing to teams like New Caledonia and only just beating Fiji? And we wanna go to World Cup again?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on June 11, 2012, 07:26:51 pm
I would like to see a coach with more of an attacking philosophy, the Phoenix and the all whites are too conservative
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on June 12, 2012, 07:39:07 am
I'm with Wandarah, ain't the manager that's the problem. Herbert did an amazing job when he managed to get the bag of fail that was the NZ Knights winning just before the plug was pulled.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 12, 2012, 12:19:29 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1489591
Far out personal attacks here mate!

What have Arsenal got lately? F-all.

Sorry mate, didn't realise that's classed as personal. It was said in jest anyway.

It's half true though, without bashing on Chelsea, Barcelona did have an off game - that may well have been due to Chelsea defending quite well, but both Holland and Barcelona missed a lot of chances in their games.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 13, 2012, 08:35:27 am
Maybe its down to defence..Desperate times they will shoot from anywhere, look at Robben and Ribery in the Bayern game. Same with Barcelona..everyone was trying to take a shot to get one in. Cant take anything away from Chelsea in my opinion, thats why they have 2 game legs so why didnt they beat us in the game they weren't having their off game?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on June 15, 2012, 12:48:28 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1489656
I am gonna say this with no disrespect but we should be a lot better - teams with little or no money have developed players alot better than our team who have been taken in young, playing in our top tier competitions for this area and losing. I mean where does the buck stop? We shouldnt be losing to teams like New Caledonia and only just beating Fiji? And we wanna go to World Cup again?


I'd day the A-League is about League 2 in the UK - quality wise.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on June 15, 2012, 01:32:25 pm
Agreed Wandarah - sad huh?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on June 16, 2012, 12:57:55 pm
[size=12] THORRES [/size]
(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh59/kilabee_photo/4491026_460s.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 17, 2012, 09:04:51 pm
Such a glory hunter.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1103639/veteran-defender-ryan-nelsen-to-join-qpr?cc=3436
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on June 18, 2012, 10:54:19 am
Leave Ryan alone! at least at QPR he will get game time.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on July 02, 2012, 03:42:13 pm
Wd Spain. Deserved winners and a nice little Chelsea double touch for the last goal.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on July 03, 2012, 12:23:42 pm
BL Balotelli.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 04, 2012, 10:42:33 pm
Good to see Torres catching a break, he honestly deserves trophies after the year he has been through at Chelsea.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 05, 2012, 06:55:11 am
RIP RVP.... haha wtf Arsenal. Probably save it with a massive cheque of course, but they haven't managed to before.


Robin van Persie could be on his way out of Arsenal after refusing to sign a new contract.

In a statement on his official website, the Dutch striker revealed he will not extend his deal beyond when it expires next summer.

It has put Manchester City on red alert as they attempt to lure him to the Etihad Stadium

Van Persie said: 'This is an update for the fans about my current situation. I have kept quiet all this time out of respect and loyalty for the club and as agreed with Mr Gazidis and Mr Wenger, but since there is so much speculation in the media, I think it is fair for you guys to know what’s really going on at the moment.

'As announced earlier this year I had a meeting with the boss and Mr Gazidis after the season. This was a meeting about the club’s future strategy and their policy. Financial terms or a contract have not been discussed, since that is not my priority at all.

'I personally have had a great season but my goal has been to win trophies with the team and to bring the club back to its glory days.

'Out of my huge respect for Mr Wenger, the players and the fans I don’t want to go into any details, but unfortunately in this meeting it has again become clear to me that we in many aspects disagree on the way Arsenal FC should move forward.

'I’ve thought long and hard about it, but I have decided not to extend my contract. You guys, the fans, have of course the right to disagree with my view and decision and I will always respect your opinions.

'I love the club and the fans, no matter what happens. I have grown up and became a man during my time with Arsenal FC.

'Everybody at the club and the fans have always supported me over the years and I have always given my all (and more) on and off the pitch. I am very proud of being part of this fantastic club for the last eight years.

'As soon as Mr Gazidis is back from his two-week holiday in America further meetings will follow and I will update you if and when there are more developments.'

City will now prepare their bid to prise him away. Van Persie has been boss Roberto Mancini's top target ever since they lifted the Barclays Premier League title.

Juventus are also interested, while Barcelona and Real Madrid could still make a move.

Van Persie is the latest big player to quit Arsenal in a quest for trophies, following in the footsteps of Cesc Fabregas, Samir Nasri, Gael Clichy and Thierry Henry.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 05, 2012, 07:47:51 am
What do you mean 'wtf'? We can't compete financially. We're not bankrolled by a Russian billionaire.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 05, 2012, 09:29:55 am
Granted, but you surely you don't need to be to keep your best player bar none, I'm sure there's a post earlier in this thread that says Arsenal spend more than anyone.... Wenger said, the club cannot afford to lose RVP, nek minnut.
 Yes there's the wider issue of 'future plans' (or lack of) which RVP clearly doesn't like, but I do not accept that you can fill Emirates every week and not afford to show enough ambition to a player that clearly doesn't want to leave.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 05, 2012, 11:01:24 am
Ugh, there's so much bizarreness in your post I can't be titted.

Let's just say we've shown 'ambition' by signing a couple of decent players already. If 'ambition' is directly related to RvP's paycheque, then we simply can't compete. I won't go into the glaringly fucking obvious results of paying one playing in the squad double, or triple, what the others are getting.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 05, 2012, 11:56:51 am
Bizarre? hmm ok, so base it on his statement, which isn't about money (he says).

 I don't know what he doesn't like about the future plans hence the quotes but yes I agree, 2 good signings for undisclosed amounts, Podolski and Giroud (the latter apparently snubbing us for Wenger not wonga <-- see what I did?). Rightly or wrongly it does usually come down to money though, maybe RVP's different but probably not (going by him saying 'As soon as Mr Gazidis is back from his two-week holiday in America further meetings will follow and I will update you if and when there are more developments.') does imply that he can be bought.

I'm just saying I disagree that you can't afford it, hardly bizarre. Arsenal just don't want to spend like City and Chelsea not can't, which is different, and may be seen by some as a lack of ambition or commitment. Having the fortitude to behave like 'we don't work like that and won't be held to ransom by any player' is admirable but you can't argue that decent players are walking out the door.

I have no idea what Arsenal players are on, but if you need to pay him double or triple what someone else is on then something else is up.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 05, 2012, 12:10:10 pm
Haha found a quote from Spork about AVB...

Quote from: Spork;1393243
2 Years? You're avvin a laugh, if he lasts 6 months I'll be surprised.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 05, 2012, 12:16:53 pm
It is can't.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 05, 2012, 12:51:21 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1492753
What do you mean 'wtf'? We can't compete financially. We're not bankrolled by a Russian billionaire.

Ulisher Asminov (30% shareholder) is .....a Russian billionaire.  Maybe ask him?

Won't!

"The club made an operating profit (excluding player transfers) of £72m in the year ending 31 May 2010, from a turnover of £379.9m.[5] In April 2009, business magazine Forbes ranked Arsenal as third most valuable football team in the world, after Manchester United and Real Madrid, valuing the club at $1.2bn (£605m), excluding debt.[6] Accountants Deloitte rate Arsenal fifth in the 2011 Deloitte Football Money League, a ranking of the world's football clubs in terms of revenue, with the club earning £274.1m in the 2009–10 season."

Won't......

Just sayin'. :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on July 05, 2012, 06:31:13 pm
The difference between Man Citeh's ethics and Chelseas are totally different.

Chelsea were in huge financial strife before Bramo came. Man City were a mid table team with a huge investor who threw money left, right and centre.

PS : Cya later RVP - hope he plans for Man Citeh. Be awesome!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 05, 2012, 08:02:13 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1492783
Ulisher Asminov (30% shareholder) is .....a Russian billionaire.  Maybe ask him?

Won't!

"The club made an operating profit (excluding player transfers) of £72m in the year ending 31 May 2010, from a turnover of £379.9m.[5] In April 2009, business magazine Forbes ranked Arsenal as third most valuable football team in the world, after Manchester United and Real Madrid, valuing the club at $1.2bn (£605m), excluding debt.[6] Accountants Deloitte rate Arsenal fifth in the 2011 Deloitte Football Money League, a ranking of the world's football clubs in terms of revenue, with the club earning £274.1m in the 2009–10 season."

Won't......

Just sayin'. :)

I don't mean to be a dick here - but you have absolutely no idea about the financials of Arsenal Football Club. If you're actually interested, I recommend The Swiss Ramble blog for some actual raw data and some analysis about the restrictions that AFC are currently operating under.

Arsenal are in a relatively healthy financial situation, using a self-sustainable model. A model which wouldn't be feasible if we started paying players, what, well, people who aren't obligated to use such a model can pay them. Arsenal also aren't generating the revenue they really should be, this is directly related, yes - but unfortunately not able to be changed to accommodate the posturing of Robin Van Purse.

Manchester United for example, may well be valuable but suggesting this is a measure of them being able to pay top wage, constantly, is a bizarre claim after the last couple of days. Not to mention the last season.

If you're suggesting that Arsenal *could* sacrifice certain financial idealogies, weaken the squad at large, and do so to offer a single player a large raise then yes, yes they could. It'd mean the end of a relatively equitable wage structure, for one.

I could sell my house and buy a very nice car.

I won't though, because that's fucking stupid.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 05, 2012, 08:03:35 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1492825
The difference between Man Citeh's ethics and Chelseas are totally different.

Chelsea were in huge financial strife before Bramo came. Man City were a mid table team with a huge investor who threw money left, right and centre.

PS : Cya later RVP - hope he plans for Man Citeh. Be awesome!

The ethics are exactly the same. The expenditure is different.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 06, 2012, 08:59:54 am
So angry Wandarah...(I do hear what your saying though)

Fine, wave goodbye to RVP and Walcott from your warm house built on moral high ground in sleepy Midtableton.

Your Russian Billionaire isn't happy about it though.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/9378492/Robin-van-Persies-decision-not-to-renew-contract-gives-Alisher-Usmanov-opportunity-to-attack-Arsenal-board.html

I know that when the bubble bursts at Chelsea (because of course it will), you'll be able to laugh and point too but up will step the next tax evading billionaire and so it will continue.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 06, 2012, 09:47:53 am
Yes, the type of person send a letter like that at this particular moment, containing those particular words is exactly the type of individual I want involved in the day to day running of the club. He's a really, really dodgy cunt.

Also, why would we suddenly be mid-table? Every said that last year, and the year before, and the year before that. The club continues.

I am so, definitely, no way, not at all, shitting myself. No sir.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 06, 2012, 10:28:35 am
Dodgy, look who he mixes with, how could he possibly be dodgy? :)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/05/article-0-091D1C2B000005DC-223_634x399.jpg)

but yea......the club continues...to win fk all.

I'm not suggesting you should be kacking your pants, of course not.

Fk the Olympics, bring it on!!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 06, 2012, 10:45:02 am
Lot's of clubs win fuck all. We've won more than most. We've won more than Chelsea. It's harder when the playing field ain't level.

It's these sorts of thing I'll console myself with when we get relegated.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 06, 2012, 12:13:05 pm
Haha, I think you're a long way from relegation, who knows maybe 'The Pod' will make RVP look like Shevchenko did at Chelsea.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 06, 2012, 01:28:39 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1492775
Haha found a quote from Spork about AVB...

Should've placed some money on it.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 06, 2012, 02:46:26 pm
we all should have to be fair.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 06, 2012, 03:53:17 pm
Will he do better with the scum?

I think he could, most people seem to think he will as he won't have JT and the funky (aged) bunch to mess with his game now.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 09, 2012, 08:52:35 am
Congratulations to John Terry for his outstanding win at Wimbledon today.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on July 13, 2012, 04:19:43 pm
I said I hope AVB does well..and I think Tottenham is the place for him.

We have Di Matteo.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 14, 2012, 04:18:33 pm
Congtratulations to John Terry for his outstanding patience in what was a 5 day waste of time and money and months of totally ridiculous speculation.

Terry might be a meathead yob but even he can see Anton Ferdinand is as much white as he is black.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on July 16, 2012, 01:31:33 pm
I dont believe Terry would of been racist when his team mates around him are black? Mikel was basically right next to him when he said it?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 17, 2012, 07:29:06 pm
Because he's a fucking tool. Mikel is one of the few who didn't sign a statement defending him too. Just saying.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 23, 2012, 06:54:14 pm
Cole was even closer and he did.

Granted that JT is a bit of a tool... In this case I'll believe him though.

Speaking of Cole

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/22/article-0-142B67CD000005DC-820_468x248.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 24, 2012, 08:08:00 am
Manchester City makes £250 million bid for Arsenal's history
23-07-12

PREMIER League champions Manchester City have tabled an offer to buy up Arsenal’s entire roll-call of honours for an estimated £250 million, plus Adam Johnson.

(http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/brooking250.jpeg)

This could all un-happen

If accepted, the offer would see City retrospectively crowned league double winners in 1970-71, 1997-98 and 2001-2002, first division champions three seasons running between 1933 and 1935 as well as last-gasp victors in 1989 when they went to Anfield and snatched the title from Liverpool.

The transfer of history would also mean that the 1939 film The Arsenal Stadium Mystery, to which City’s owners have acquired all rights, would be renamed The Etihad Stadium Mystery.

Furthermore, copies of Nick Hornby’s Fever Pitch are set to be recalled and a new edition written, culminating in Manchester City’s thrilling Division Two play-off victory in 1999 when they upset the odds to beat Gillingham.

Insiders say that the money would be used to strengthen Arsenals squad, with £1.5 million of it put towards a bid for Laurent Ouidy,  the injury-prone French winger whose three goals for FC Pantalon almost saved them from relegation last season.

The rest would be used to service the debt on the Emirates stadium, reupholster the executive restaurant dining lounge and as lavatory paper for the club’s shareholders.

Nathan Muir, senior accountant at Arsenal FC, said, “I know fans think trophies are what count – trust me, they’re not. Have you seen the Inter Cities Fairs Cup? You take that mantelpiece bauble down to a car boot sale and trust me, you’ll be driving the bugger home.”

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute For Studies said, “Clubs trading each others’ histories is nothing new. Deals like this have been commonplace in football for years.

“Take Manchester United – a nothing team until 1980, when they came into cash and did exactly the same thing as City. Nowadays, no one remembers it was originally Port Vale who beat Benfica to win the 1968 European Cup.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on July 24, 2012, 08:11:14 am
(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh59/kilabee_photo/Arse.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 24, 2012, 01:58:59 pm
Haha, Cesc won a trophy like four fucking days after joining Barca.

It didn't make me cry.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on July 24, 2012, 11:30:15 pm
Arsenal can compete without RVP tbh. Just need some non-injury prone players!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on July 24, 2012, 11:46:02 pm
We can easily compete without RVP, people always say that without him we would've been fucked in 11/12 but if we didn't have RVP then there would always be someone else.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 25, 2012, 07:50:13 pm
Of course mate, I just hope he fucks off totally and doesn't go to the Mancs, that would be really poor form. So glad Drogs went to a team that we have no chance of playing. Talk of him reuniting with Jose made me shudder.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on July 26, 2012, 01:35:52 pm
We can compete for a top 4 finish, at best. Our two new strikers are untested in the PL - they'd need to hit the ground running. Hopefully goals will return from other areas.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 10, 2012, 02:06:48 pm
fuken wut?
http://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/sport/brighton-hove-albion-fc/chelsea-fans-arrested-after-station-clash-at-brighton-friendly-1-4143003

Who bites people in the stomach? "believed to be Chelsea Fans" Who? A 50 year old Manc and 2 bods from Falmer? Leave off. Jeez, a few hacks at the Sussex Express or what?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on August 20, 2012, 01:19:53 pm
I'm going to Hazard a guess and say Chelsea are going to be hard to beat this season
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 24, 2012, 07:54:51 am
Hmm early days, we've had better starts too, certainly a ropey first half yesterday. Pleased with the new boys though from what I saw in Pre-Season and the Olympics, didn't see much of Marin though. Oscar might take a bit longer to settle as he currently looks like a scared kid who can't wait for his mum to pick him up after the game.

Looks like Moses is in, so I guess that'll be Sturridge down the road, Liverpool are keen on him. They need him too after the sitter Borini just missed against Hearts.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 24, 2012, 08:25:22 am
Borini misses another precision cross, luckily the Hearts defender was on hand to bag it for him. LOL
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 24, 2012, 08:55:40 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1499931
Borini misses another precision cross, luckily the Hearts defender was on hand to bag it for him. LOL
Lol...
Quote
Both sides spurned first-half chances, with Fabio Borini the main culprit.
Hearts gave a good account of themselves but were made to pay for their own profligacy in front of goal when Webster put past his own keeper.
Martin Kelly fired in a dangerous cross and the Hearts defender looked on in horror as the ball rebounded off him and into the net.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 27, 2012, 08:23:47 am
Skrtel... *facepalm* didn't even look.....
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 27, 2012, 08:50:30 pm
Glad I didn't see it in HD!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 28, 2012, 09:06:42 am
$10 month saved there then. :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 28, 2012, 10:46:03 am
I blame Mike
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on August 28, 2012, 11:34:04 am
LOL! :p
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on September 12, 2012, 11:52:29 am
By fuck England are fucking terrible. Wanking on about how they spanked the mighty Moldova, and then fumbled to a draw against Ukraine. Lampard and Gerrard in midfield. Cleverly out of position. Chasing a goal, brings a left back on.

Thank fuck the PL is up again this weekend.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on September 14, 2012, 09:00:44 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383331_410374802358662_2112896594_n.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2012, 06:39:39 pm
Six goal wonder team!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on September 16, 2012, 08:39:50 pm
Was rather impressive there Spork.... Shame the same can't be said about Liverpool.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on September 18, 2012, 11:44:26 am
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtoaos_everton-jft96-hillsborough-tribute_people

Pretty fucking classy by Everton. Enough to perhaps even bring a little sniffle, to this broken, tired old cynic.

Almost.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 18, 2012, 06:53:04 pm
I thought that too, a very nice touch.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on September 20, 2012, 07:45:47 am
O S C A R!!

http://dailygoalz.com/oscar-goals-chelsea-vs-juventus-2-0/

"Are you watching White Hart Lane"

*ahem*
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on September 20, 2012, 09:49:36 am
Super goal that.

In other news, Man U awarded a soft penalty, and provided with one at the other end too. Nothing changes. Except for perhaps Nani.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on September 30, 2012, 11:40:40 am
Great result for Chelsea today, thought they would struggle against the gunners at home.

Ha ManU
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on September 30, 2012, 08:50:18 pm
Liverpool's 1st win of the season sweetened by Man U going down at home and Chelsea seeing off Arsenal is fine style! WTF is with Torres lately? Seen him miss the ball twice in two games, glasses maybe? :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on September 30, 2012, 10:22:20 pm
well done Chelsea...so angry at Luiz dive though. Dickhead!

Good work by Tootenham and Liverpoo
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on October 01, 2012, 07:37:39 am
At least the fans still have a sense of humour

(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh59/kilabee_photo/article-1348655913959-1536DDF9000005DC-474352_636x300.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on October 01, 2012, 08:11:54 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1504136
well done Chelsea...so angry at Luiz dive though. Dickhead!

Good work by Tootenham and Liverpoo

Honestly at first I thought it was a pretty shocking dive, but on review it is quite possible that his heel was clipped by a fellow Chelsea player (can't remember who).

As far as Jenkinson goes, luckily he seems to be improving quite a lot over the last few weeks, because that dive was absolutely shocking. It was so bad that I was wondering if it was a dive or if he passed out for a second.

Good work to Chelsea for getting the win, Koscielny should have done better to not let Torres score that goal (what a hit!) and the free kick was shocking defensively. Great goal from Gervhino though.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on October 02, 2012, 08:47:50 pm
I am a big fan of Gervhino, he gets in good spots and is a devastating player
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on October 02, 2012, 11:13:46 pm
He can be a devastating player. Unfortunately it's usually just his finishing which is devastatingly bad.

Definitely seems to be doing better this season though, and while he has had some questionable moments hopefully he will improve.

Torres was looking a bit too good for my liking against us. I wonder if he can return to his full Liverpool days?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on October 03, 2012, 09:31:12 am
They certainly are giving him all the tools to be the man again. Loving the formation and counter-attacking of Chelsea atm
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on October 03, 2012, 09:41:39 am
4 - 0 hammering to the Danish champs in Denmark, Mata with a classy brace, Luis with a peach of a free kick and Oscar and Ramires combining to make it 4. Could have been 7 - 0 easily.

Bet we lose to Norwich on Saturday now

(asif, they're gonna get hammered too) :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on October 04, 2012, 10:47:07 am
WTF?
(http://thegamershub.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Fifa-13-box-art.jpg)

How the Ox make it on there, wrong on so many levels, he played better in a Southampton shirt for a start.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on October 07, 2012, 09:59:32 am
Good win by Chelsea this morning
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on October 08, 2012, 05:44:31 pm
(http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/gallery/gimages/suarezgif.gif)

We put a dive in yo dive, so when you dive you can dive!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on October 08, 2012, 09:25:55 pm
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/the-gif-battle-of-the-dirty-dives-gareth-bale-tottenham-vs-luis-suarez-liverpool/

Bunch of dirty pricks.

SOme decent games over the weekend though, another good 3 points for Arsenal even though it was a bit of a rough game at times.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on October 09, 2012, 11:41:20 pm
Gareth Bale owns that Suarez one haah!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on October 31, 2012, 12:00:38 pm
Jeez, poor old Reading. 5-5 on 120 minutes, lose 7-5 in injury time...gutted or what.

How is everyone?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on October 31, 2012, 01:21:19 pm
Well, that was probably the most extraordinary game of football I have ever seen in my life.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on October 31, 2012, 01:54:55 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1507100
Jeez, poor old Reading. 5-5 on 120 minutes, lose 7-5 in injury time...gutted or what.

How is everyone?


They were also 4-2 up after 89 minutes!

Wow, what an absolutely amazing game, that is exactly why this is the best sport IN THE WORLD!

Highlights.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xuq42h_y-y-footyroom-com_animals?start=2

Thankyou Theo!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 02, 2012, 10:51:14 am
I loved the photos of Arsenal fans walking out when they were 4 -0 down. Who walks out of a game before half time? Idiots.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 03, 2012, 11:03:32 am
There was one guy that walked out - and he was getting a pint, and had to post picture proof on Twitter about it. I think Sky apologised.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 03, 2012, 12:59:31 pm
^Haha yea that is crazy, love how technology works.

Also, I rewatched the full game and only saw one guy walking down the stairs, but the commentators made it out to be that half the away fans couldn't wait to get out of the stadium, which if you know anything about the Arsenal away fans - you would know not to be true.

http://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1351628984929.gif

https://twitter.com/myzanand/status/263401883119538176

Technology..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p010h67y

Never leave early. Especially the bloody 88th minute, sure some idiots want to avoid the rush for the exit, but you can never be sure what will happen.. Obviously.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 08, 2012, 12:26:18 pm
"We know what we are" top of the group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo4kPmRBzJE
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 08, 2012, 06:04:21 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1508137
"We know what we are"

Lucky? ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on November 09, 2012, 08:41:49 am
Quote from: Spork;1508171
Lucky? ;)

That's a bit of the pot calling the kettle black is it not?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 09, 2012, 01:35:52 pm
Hey hey, we still qualified in the top four, Chelsea had to rely on some lucky cup run to get back into it. ;)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on November 09, 2012, 04:25:31 pm
Fair enough then.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 10, 2012, 11:16:47 pm
Quote from: Spork;1508275
Hey hey, we still qualified in the top four, Chelsea had to rely on some lucky cup run to get back into it. ;)

Reckon you'll finish top 4 this season?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on November 11, 2012, 11:19:44 am
Bloody jammy Man U
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 11, 2012, 08:08:35 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1508391
Reckon you'll finish top 4 this season?

So far, no idea, but knowing Wenger we probably will.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on November 12, 2012, 12:03:39 am
Quote from: SteddieEddie;1508412
Bloody jammy Man U

The more I practice, the luckier I get~ Gary Player
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: DVtest on November 12, 2012, 12:34:32 pm
Test
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on November 12, 2012, 09:27:38 pm
Not sure if Dark Virus or Spammer.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 13, 2012, 11:53:32 am
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1508391
Reckon you'll finish top 4 this season?

No.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 13, 2012, 11:53:58 am
(http://i.minus.com/ibqptCZslyyOH1.gif)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 13, 2012, 11:52:48 pm
^ hahaha love it

you'll be pleased to learn no ligament damage to JT either.

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Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on November 14, 2012, 09:12:14 am
Yeah, it's like Christmas. You know when you pull down the stocking and it feels satisfactorily full, but when you open it you just see that someone has taken a shit in it.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 15, 2012, 10:50:47 am
no wonder PSG paid a fortune for him...

Plus Joe Hart really had a howler today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEiWNbRmc-w
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Post by: Xsannz on November 15, 2012, 06:58:44 pm
amazing goal, reminds me of when  peter schmeichel tried to boot the ball up field and it glanced off his foot back into his own goal.

he was an epic goalie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiypsJpTx3E
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Post by: Xsannz on November 15, 2012, 07:02:43 pm
and the best MU team that ever played.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYiO7PoCZyY&feature=related)
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Post by: Spork on November 18, 2012, 02:44:01 pm
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and the best MU team that ever played.

Was that the team against Norwich last night?
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Post by: LeadCollector on November 18, 2012, 08:54:38 pm
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Was that the team against Norwich last night?

Lol!
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Post by: R3DM@N on November 21, 2012, 07:11:16 am
Love your work. Go WBA near the top! QPR should be there...but no.
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Post by: Wandarah on November 21, 2012, 10:43:49 am
Chelsea got fucking schooled by Juventus. I laughed my fucking tits off.
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Post by: Spork on November 21, 2012, 10:48:43 am
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Lol!


Don't laugh, I was mistaken, it was obviously the team against Galatasary.

Arsenal better win tomorrow morning, it's a 'MUST WIN GAME'.

--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8JkzlZv6KM
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Post by: Wandarah on November 21, 2012, 10:30:41 pm
Chelsea aren't even a club. Anyway, fake 'manager' sacked - who's up next? Rafa? Nice pay I guess.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 22, 2012, 10:16:33 am
Hmm ok,

But yea Rafa, ffs. Another AVB that we already hate.
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Post by: Wandarah on November 22, 2012, 11:16:02 am
I dunno what the 'manager' at Chelsea actually fucking does anyway. Aside from the odd press-conference, and being allowed to choose the starting formation - if not the players that he wants. Ancelotti was the last one that seemed to actually be allowed to dabble his hand in 'management'. Mourinho was the last real one.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 22, 2012, 01:31:57 pm
So selling RVP to the Scum was Wenger's call, a board one or the player's? What about Alex Song and Cesc to Barca? I think I'd rather have an owner that bought quality players (even if they don't work out) rather than train them up for years to a useful level and then sell them (that's what Leeds are for) Looks like you have many more unhappy players than we do (and probably more unhappy fans) E.g Who at Chelsea has banged in a transfer request? Only recently Zhirkov springs to mind.

It's no secret at all that RA never wanted DiMatteo. He was always viewed as a caretaker and maybe against his 'judgement' bowed to the fact that the media and the fans did think he deserved the job and gave him a crack (as Pep wasn't available) but RDM really was always doomed and he knew that. In fact the only surprise to Chelsea fans (and probably to RDM) is that Rafa is in the frame, that's just fucking bizarre. The Rafa wheels have obviously been motion longer than just after the Juve game. No matter what, if Roman gets Pep (and it's my guess he will because he tends to get his way) Rafa will be gone and then I would actually be surprised if Roman didn't place a lot more faith in him and give him the same rope Jose had.

So, *shrug* it's currently Roman's club (excluding the ground it sits on) and his money, so why the fk can't he choose who he buys? Why can't he expect a certain style of football and choose the person that can deliver that? Just because it isn't the traditional way, the Arsenal way? Which is clearly working well for you in your expensive stadium and empty trophy cabinet.

Some of us aren't under any illusions that we're anything more than onboard for the ride and we have to accept that....that and all the silverware it brings. :) It's the phase we are in and speaking as one who at the age of 16 was banging on doors all round Battersea and Clapham collecting for the save the bridge fund, I know which position I'd rather be in. The one where Falcao sticks 5 past you lot when you come see us in January :)

In the meantime I'll sit here amused by your big sweary retorts.
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Post by: Wandarah on November 22, 2012, 02:00:27 pm
No idea what your wildly defensive tirade has to do with the strange situation that any 'manager' of Chelsea finds themselves in, but it seems that my main point that he's basically a nothing-guy who is there to attend press conferences so RA doesn't have to is one you agree with.

I apologise for using the word 'fucking' in my previous reply.

If you'd care to discuss the numerous and endless failings of Arsenal, then that's probably another subject for another day - and I suspect you could probably do with a bit of a lay down and a nice cup of tea before starting on that one. Though I suppose Falcao is probably a better bet to stick 5 past someone, (like we did to you at your place last year), then 50million Ferrari that is Torres.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 22, 2012, 02:53:23 pm
Yea I agree, and it's not surprising to us anymore is my point. It's par for the course and has been for 9 years. RDM is a Chelsea legend and always will be, "There's only one DiMatteo" will be heard for a while yet. We all know so much was out of his hands and so I chose to illustrate that it's not all a perfect bed of roses at your place either is what it has to do with it. If it came over as 'a defensive tirade' ..it's just footy banter, fair enough and on with the show. I care about the club I support, whether you see us as your definiton of a club or not makes no odds.

 I thought RDM deserved more respect and time of course I do, he wasn't 'a nothing guy' he did more than pick the team. He got them up for it with his passion and enthusiasm, which was maybe in part his final undoing. Dropping Torres for no-one (after his shocking recent displays) in a vital game that we only really needed a draw in being the case in point but fair play to him he went with the players he thought were most in form. Chelsea are a different side to last season, it's certainly not RDM's fault that JT got himself a ban and then injured. Lampard and Cashley out for weeks too. You need experience to get thru periods like the last 6 games and who have we had? Cech? I don’t agree with goalkeeper captains. A captain needs to be out in the centre of the park dictating the rhythm of the game and rallying people. Mikel? Clearly, nobody believe he has the character for it. Ivan, the mad Serb? Nobody would understand him. So it’s down to young lads like Ramires, Mata and Cahill to try to do the job and pull the strings. Too much. Very unfortunate to lose the spine of the team for that period coinciding with having to pick from 2 of the least in-form strikers in the league.

 Torres was never a Ferrari in a blue shirt. Ferarri's are red and as for the 50 million, it doesn't matter does it. You know aswell as I do that it's chump change to us.

Glad you picked up on the 5 goal reference....and you thought I'd forgotten.

Oh and thanks but I wasn't after an apology mate, far from it. I used the word fucking too if you read my post. I love your direct one sentence flame posts.

Quote from: Wandarah;1509493
Chelsea got fucking schooled by Juventus. I laughed my fucking tits off.


A classic.
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Post by: Wandarah on November 22, 2012, 10:22:43 pm
Fans are fucked - you actually believe all that shit huh? Man, I believe all sorts of demonstrably false shit about Arsenal and Wenger. Seriously, I'm pretty close to thinking CL qualification should come with a trophy. No, I really fucking am.
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Post by: Spork on November 23, 2012, 12:50:13 am
Diaby returning from injury will be like a new signing and a treble winning season in itself.
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Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2012, 07:49:38 am
Like a new signing! 4th place is a trophy! Mental strength! The handbrake! He'll be out for two weeks!
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2012, 08:02:40 am
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Fans are fucked - you actually believe all that shit huh? Man, I believe all sorts of demonstrably false shit about Arsenal and Wenger. Seriously, I'm pretty close to thinking CL qualification should come with a trophy. No, I really fucking am.

I'm glad not all fans are like you I'll say that much. :)
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2012, 08:05:16 am
Sheesh, Zenden as No.2, it just gets better.
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Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2012, 08:26:31 am
Say, do you reckon the chances of Chelsea trying to ruin a man's life and career by falsely accusing him of racism, and then failing to apologise in anyway when their allegations are summarily thrown out, increase, or decrease with the appointment of The Fat Spanish Waiter?
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2012, 09:35:42 am
Neither, obviously. Meh, it’s all,  ‘he said, she said’ and nobody can prove anything. Chelsea did the only thing they could do. Let's move on. Not sure what you think they should be apologising for? I could believe Clattenburg said monkey without thinking and not mean it as a racist slur. I call my 3 yr old son a monkey all the time. Context counts for shit as we all know. :)
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Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2012, 09:49:46 am
Wow.

Anyway, on a related note - this makes for great reading: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2236606/Roberto-Di-Matteo-sacked-Chelsea-Roman-Abramovich-Inside-story-Neil-Ashton.html

It is the Daily Fail though, and Ashton is a purveyor of bullshit at the best of times (how does he know who giggled and how many times, ludicrous). Fun reading though, and a decent insight into what it must be like to have to work in that situation. Mancini seems to have a bit more freedom over at Man City, which may or may not be a good thing depending on your perspective.

Going back to Sir Mentals' earlier point, that the trophies are a fine trade-off. I've no idea. I'm honestly pretty comfortable with not making that trade, though.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2012, 10:28:00 am
It's JuDgE Mental

I was taking the piss with the last 2 sentences.

Seriously though, what club woudn't back a player claiming abuse? They supposedly did an investigation independently of the FA and on recommendation took it forward. So the answer is a decrease. I don’t even think the refs liked Rafa either, so they will be even less likely to believe a word that comes out of our club. I really can’t believe he’s our manager now. FS, do we have any credibility left?

So the FA are charging Mikel with steaming into the Refs changing room



CHELSEA STATEMENT

'Chelsea Football Club accepts the Football Association's decision regarding Mark Clattenburg and welcomes the fact that the FA recognises the club and players were correct in reporting the matter.

'The FA states Chelsea took the correct action following the Manchester United match and encourages all players who believe they have been either subject, or witness, to discriminatory abuse to report the matter immediately to the match officials on the day, and in turn to the FA.

'The club also notes the charge brought against John Mikel Obi. While the player does not deny the charge, he will request a personal hearing to explain the mitigating circumstances.

'With regards to the Mark Clattenburg decision, the club accepts the case is now concluded and notes the FA states the allegation was made in good faith.

'Chelsea FC cooperated fully with the FA and provided 11 witness statements covering all events during and after the Premier League game on October 28.

'Chelsea FC has a duty of care, as do all employers, to act responsibly when such allegations are reported by employees.

'We did not take the decision to lodge a formal complaint with the FA lightly and followed the correct processes and protocols throughout.

'The club carried out a thorough investigation, led by outside legal counsel, using all information available to us. As the FA makes clear, it is not uncommon for investigations to lead to no disciplinary charge being brought.

'All those directly involved have been subjected to scrutiny over the last weeks. Chelsea FC now hopes that all concerned can continue to carry out their duties without prejudice.

'We are committed to working alongside all referees and their assistants to ensure games are conducted in the right spirit and that all our players and staff accept and observe the match officials' authority and decisions.'


Sounds fair enough to me. Like I said, lets move on.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2012, 10:39:03 am
£86m: Chelsea have spent approximately £86million since 2004 in compensation for managers — more than Everton’s entire net spend since the Premier League began.

LOL, ridiculous.

It is incredible isn’t it.
 
In 18 months, we’ve dispensed of 3 managers and not one of them could get Torres firing. I struggle with the notion that Roman doesn't accept Torres is no longer world class.
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Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2012, 12:17:36 pm
He was the same with Shevchenko
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2012, 12:31:51 pm
True, but Shevva is statistically better, Ukrainian and we'd binned him off by now. Reading the usual transfer guff that Rafa has been given 128 mill to buy Cavani, Falcao and Rodriguez. So...if true, loads of faith in restoring Torres confidence then. Also, based on win % Rafa is only slightly better than AVB.

Loads to look forward to
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2012, 12:42:48 pm
^ accidental double
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Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2012, 01:15:06 pm
Yeah - I actually always thought Shevchenko got a bum deal.

Arsenal need a striker - perhaps you guys can loan us one?
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2012, 01:20:30 pm
I imagine Studge won't be up to much come January.
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Post by: Wandarah on November 23, 2012, 02:05:42 pm
Ugh
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 23, 2012, 02:53:31 pm
Haha, Wenger loves him.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on November 27, 2012, 07:09:36 am
On another note, Joey Barton....it'll be no surprise he's really winning over the French public...they too will undoubtedly love him as we don't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3U-r8T31Ns
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Post by: john23 on November 30, 2012, 08:31:19 pm
Interesting video. Barton is criminal
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Post by: R3DM@N on December 02, 2012, 09:33:06 pm
Rafa - OUT!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on December 02, 2012, 09:42:31 pm
Na the Russian
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on December 03, 2012, 08:57:59 am
It's OK Chelsea fans....You don't share your pain alone! I fucken lol'd at Arsenals game and the calls for Arsene to leave :)
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Post by: Wandarah on December 03, 2012, 10:20:57 am
It's all a bit shit at the moment, but it was pretty obvious this was going to be the case. I called it, most did. Arsenal were fucking dire on the weekend, it was obvious they were going to lose within the first 5 minutes. Gervinho up top? Do me a fucking favour, he just seems to get worse and worse, and is clearly thick as fuck. Giroud is no RvP but at least he's smart with his play - it's a shame he's our *only* fucking striker. Chamakh doesn't even make the bench? What the fuck. Arshavin is still a great footballer, and I have no fucking clue why he isn't being used. Carzola is fucking stuffed, Santos is a joke, the two backup fullbacks are 12 years old, our captain is our worst first choice centreback. Theo fucking Walcott wants to be our highest paid player, and frankly, we need to keep the little shit.

What a fucking mess.
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Post by: Spork on December 05, 2012, 08:10:05 pm
Quote from: Wandarah;1510598
What a fucking mess.

Even more fucking mess this morning. We easily could have won the game against Olympiakos, but did we? Nope.

Still better than City, but at least now they have a much greater chance of going on to win the title.
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Post by: R3DM@N on December 06, 2012, 12:30:50 pm
Goodbye Champions League. Was a good time
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Post by: Wandarah on December 07, 2012, 10:05:51 am
At least the apologies and fining of your players for threatening referees (not that there was anything to apologise for, investigate, or fine players about remember!) is a worthy replacement for drama.
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Post by: Spork on December 09, 2012, 10:14:06 pm
Oh hey look at that, Arsenal decided to win a game.
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Post by: Wandarah on December 10, 2012, 08:38:32 am
Not entirely sure Arsenal had much to do with that one! At least we looked better, attacking wise.

Then of course, RvP scores the winner in the Manchester Derby. Fuck me, what a player. Ughhhhhhh.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 10, 2012, 02:28:30 pm
Manchester Derby, jeez United are such BS. Rooney scuffed both his shots and still scored. 10 points clear of us, can't see them having a ridiculous wobble any time soon and us winning all our games either.

In other news Falcao, 5 against Deportivo....Fuck I hope we get him in Jan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRoBlH8pxz8&feature=player_embedded#!
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 11, 2012, 01:47:26 pm
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Not entirely sure Arsenal had much to do with that one!

you mean you gave away a pen which wasn’t a pen, got given a pen which wasn’t and then got another pen after your player made the first foul.

Should have been 1-0 to WBA!
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Post by: Spork on December 11, 2012, 02:38:14 pm
^Hardly our fault that the referee was a cock.

3 points, don't give a fuck how we got them.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 12, 2012, 01:03:47 pm
That's the spirit! :)

wtf Bradford?

(I know, Chelsea beat 2 poor teams and somehow I feel like I can give you boys sh1t :P)

Romeu out for 6 months with ACL, time to call back Essien methinks!!
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Post by: SteddieEddie on December 12, 2012, 01:23:23 pm
Damm beat me to it

http://www.bradfordcityfc.co.uk/fixtures-results/league-table/

For those of us who have never heard of them
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Post by: Spork on December 13, 2012, 01:30:35 pm
Must be a pretty bloody good time to be a Bradford player/ fan. Although I feel they may be feeling a little hung over after the celebrations.
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Post by: R3DM@N on December 13, 2012, 06:23:03 pm
Romeu will be alot longer than 6 months i'd say..pretty serious ACLs, I'd know! hahah Rehabbing one now!
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Post by: Wandarah on December 14, 2012, 12:13:22 pm
Arsenal are so bad. It's bizarre to think they're only 2 points off the fabled 4th place trophy.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 15, 2012, 06:59:40 pm
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Romeu will be alot longer than 6 months i'd say..pretty serious ACLs, I'd know! hahah Rehabbing one now!

yea much longer for mere mortals, but 6 months is realistic if you're a young pro football player at a wealthy club with state of the art medical facility and 24/7 physios.
My mate did his ACL from a really bad challenge studs up into the side of his knee (even scored the resulting penalty before he realised he'd done it then collapsed shortly after). 2 days after the op he fell over on a wet floor in burger king and tore his weakened patella tendon (the same tendon they grafted for the ACL repair) so it's gonna be much much longer for that guy that's for sure 6 weeks before he can even start to rehab the ACL now...

Didn't even get a free Whopper meal either...cnuts!
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 18, 2012, 10:24:25 am
Damn, knew I shoulda put Cazorla back in my fantasy team *facepalm*
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Post by: Wandarah on December 18, 2012, 12:37:54 pm
So many people have done that. It makes no sense. You knew we were playing Reading. Reading are so bad.

In other news, that was fun - kicking the shit out of someone so obligating. Next up, Wigan!
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Post by: LeadCollector on December 18, 2012, 02:46:59 pm
My best wishes go out to the pie eaters!
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 19, 2012, 10:12:16 am
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So many people have done that. It makes no sense. You knew we were playing Reading. Reading are so bad.

In other news, that was fun - kicking the shit out of someone so obligating. Next up, Wigan!

Yea I know but it needed a massive shift in funds/points to get him in there and RVP was always going remain Captain anyway.
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Post by: R3DM@N on December 28, 2012, 10:53:47 am
So, whats going to happen in the transfer market
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on December 29, 2012, 10:22:57 am
Pretty obvious we're in for a striker but we're probably not going to get Villa or Falcao (yet). Falcao wants to see the season out (or he just doesn't want Chelsea, which is just as likely). David Villa won't be released on loan by Barca because being Barca they don't need to do anything they don't want to. So unless we offer a ridiculous amount of money well beyond what he's worth as per norm I can't see it. Some strikers just don't come back well from broken legs either so as an interim fix it's an odd one, but not one I'd be opposed to trying though.

Negredo maybe, but seeing as most areas of the press link us with everyone who knows.

Canal+ linked us with Bafetimbi Gomis of Lyon, a striker having a ridiculous bit of form at the moment. Same age as Falcao but wouldn't cost us anything like us much either not that Lyon have any reason to sell him (and would be mad to) and as he's under a long contract so he doesn't have any leverage there.

Anyway if we're looking in Ligue one, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang might make more sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY9r-4qG5Po

Shame really as Sturridge just needed football, think he'll do well at Liverpool (especially next to a card carrying racist like Suarez, at least at Chelsea he was a whole pitch length away from JT :)).
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Post by: R3DM@N on December 29, 2012, 11:50:04 am
This list is exactly right - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20521275
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Post by: R3DM@N on January 03, 2013, 03:21:31 pm
Another great Chelsea performance this morning...not!

Leaving Hazard and Mata on the bench was a huge mistake and playing CDMs as attack? NO DEAL!
RAFA OUT!
Nelsen was the rock on D for QPR today, that man has a heart of a lion.

Bye Bye Sturridge, hope he does well for Liverpool - great player just wasnt listened too. Bit hard when the team is built around Torres.
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Post by: Spork on January 03, 2013, 10:13:06 pm
Has Rafa been sacked yet?

Also good news for Sturridge, hopefully he can do well at Liverpool and move onto a bigger club in the near future.
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Post by: LeadCollector on January 03, 2013, 10:58:13 pm
Quote from: Spork;1513442
Has Rafa been sacked yet?

Also good news for Sturridge, hopefully he can do well at Liverpool and move onto a bigger club in the near future.

lol......
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Post by: Spork on January 03, 2013, 11:10:22 pm
I was hoping a Liverpool supporter would see that. ^-^
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 05, 2013, 04:41:07 pm
Welcome to Chelsea Demba Ba, we've needed you for a while.
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Post by: LeadCollector on January 05, 2013, 04:59:08 pm
Timmy it's timmy! he's the little lamb with a lot to learn...... Baaaa
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 10, 2013, 12:06:29 pm
Sell Torres already.....
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Post by: LeadCollector on January 10, 2013, 04:21:53 pm
Wishful thinking on your part I think..... The owner and the manager don't want to sell him and nobody would offer anywhere near what Roman would accept. Who knows, end of the season might be different but I can't see it happening during this window.

Looks like we have secured Ince back from Blackpool:)
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Post by: R3DM@N on January 11, 2013, 01:58:50 pm
Rafa Out already...the guy cant coach or manage a squad to save himself.

Torres needs to go..asap.
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Post by: kilabee on January 11, 2013, 07:12:32 pm
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Torres needs to go..asap.

Liverpool fans have had a whip around. 2 pounds fifty so far...
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 15, 2013, 06:52:56 pm
Absolutely wishful thinking, yes he'll go in the summer not January.

French Radio station (same Radio that was bang on the money when Hazard signed) has reported that Falcao has signed for Chelsea at the end of the season. Which hopefully means Athletico Legend Torres could be going the other way....

While it is likely only a rumour, it's backed up the fact that the Athletico boss was in London recently and you can bet he wasn't talking to Spurs or Arsenal.

I'll of course only believe it when I see him holding a shirt though.

Mazacar and hopefully FaLuBa
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 15, 2013, 06:58:04 pm
Quote from: kilabee;1514246
Liverpool fans have had a whip around. 2 pounds fifty so far...

someone sell a house?
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Post by: kilabee on January 15, 2013, 08:52:57 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1514746
someone sell a house?

Nah visiting fans car stereo.
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 17, 2013, 08:18:44 am
If it's got USB and Bluetooth he's yours.


Pep to Bayern..... not what I wanted to hear. Can't say I blame him to be honest.
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Post by: R3DM@N on January 17, 2013, 05:20:51 pm
Torres and Rafa have to go. Sad thing is who would really want to come to Chelsea and coach?
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Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 21, 2013, 08:57:50 am
"he left coz your s**t, he left coz your s**t Robin van Persie, he left coz your s**t." (sorry) :)

later that day  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZPK1B_igco

Cashley signs new deal, happy days.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on January 21, 2013, 10:31:45 am
Nobody likes Patricia, she must feel so lonely :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 21, 2013, 01:39:42 pm
ACN this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L6AEKhgwGwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 21, 2013, 01:40:09 pm
ACN this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L6AEKhgwGw
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 21, 2013, 10:19:53 pm
Quote from: R3DM@N;1515102
Torres and Rafa have to go. Sad thing is who would really want to come to Chelsea and coach?

Who CAN go to Chelsea? There's only one or two possibly available managers left in the world, and either way any decent manager surely can see that it's suicide to take up the job.

Why do Chelsea fans not want Abramovich out of the club? Sure he has bought success, but as a massive price, and not just dollars.

--

Not a horrible game this morning, two shit goals for Chelsea(First was a decent finish from Mata I must admit), a good finish from Feo, Arsenal disappeared for the first half and Chelsea disappeared for the second.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 22, 2013, 10:11:09 am
Hmm, Only one team in it for the first half, dodgy calls or not. Second half you were always going to come at us and we soaked up pressure and defended really well (for us and Walcott's not easy to hold) despite having a combo in the pivot that doesn't really work and we unlucky not to counter you a few times. Sadly he stuck with our under performing striker and it's obvious to anyone that he isn't a threat and that he couldn't shake Vermaelen or skin Mertesacker who has the pace of a "depressed tortoise" and the turning circle of a humvee.

As for Roman, it's a double edged sword. He has invested massively and obviously (all?) the fans appreciate that. His stone cold approach and his lack of patience and football nouse is massively frustrating at times and there are of course pockets of fans want him out. These are the same fans that won't let him sell the bridge and build a bigger ground.

As far as managers go yea, who'd want to come to us with our record we're a bad joke in that respect. He's nearly gone full circle almost and he maybe got the slap in the face from Pep that was needed. Moyes was a name banded about by the press but surely he won't want to come, he doesn't need to he's on a good deal where he is, depends if he wants to try a new environment where he doesn't have to penny pinch but I'd doubt it would be at Chelsea. So at a huge price (for full circle and better the devil you know reasons) I don't think it beyond the realms of possibility that we'll see Jose back there. A no brainer to win back a section of the fans really but maybe not all though. It's easy to remember with the proverbial rose tinteds how great it was when Jose was there. However, when he was close to the door though the reality was that he was continually embarrasing us by constantly making excuses when gobbing off in the press and at times playing really boring (however necessary he thought it was) football. No question I'd take him over Rafa any day though you can't question his credentials especially at managing egos.

Ultimately, the bottom line is no matter how bad Roman is at 'people skills' he clearly cares about the club and seems to be undeterred at the what he wants to see there. It's still his money that has brought the success and if he ever starts to mellow and take a realistic stance on things the better we will be. At least we're not in the Venky's boat or in the position of being a relatively rich but underachieving, overpriced mid table feeder club that sells its best players to the highest bidder.

just sayin'. :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 22, 2013, 01:29:56 pm
From today, gotta love crowd humour. Jason Puncheon has been battling a stomach bug.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wThzwxLDgAI
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 24, 2013, 12:32:58 pm
He got the ball ref....
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2058287/hazard.gif)

Yea dumb call by Hazard really shouldn't have tried to kick the ball out but the dumb 'kid' shouldn't have been a cheeky shit and tried to hold the game up either.

It's being portrayed like it was this....
(http://i.imgur.com/MbdRoOz.gif)

Torres would have missed

http://www.chelseafc.com/news-article/article/3051397/title/hazard-apologises

nope, looks like the ball to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K-cAfGNT6o
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 28, 2013, 11:52:47 am
Interesting weekend of football.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on January 29, 2013, 08:29:29 am
wasn't it just.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 07, 2013, 02:25:00 pm
I see Chelsea still haven't done what any self respecting club would do if its members were as they are, and attempted assisted suicide. Fingers crossed for sanity to make an appearance.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 15, 2013, 10:48:55 am
Have that Spurs... great reply to Bale's 40 yard free kick (which I won't bore you with).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkrzO3sPVC4

Europa, that's where it's at.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 21, 2013, 11:31:29 am
Quote from: Wandarah;1517149
I see Arsenal still haven't done what any self respecting club would do and adjust it's ticket price to suit the standard of football on display. Fingers crossed for sanity to make an appearance.

Fixed.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 22, 2013, 01:57:52 pm
(http://www.getsome.co.nz/attachment.php?attachmentid=7761&stc=1&d=1361494617)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Wandarah on February 25, 2013, 12:27:03 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1518641
Fixed.

3 quid for a ticket would be fucking mean as.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 26, 2013, 12:33:35 pm
haha nice.

and our game would have meant free entry and a free pie at City.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 27, 2013, 09:22:47 am
my current desktop

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BECTDUKCEAMGjsJ.jpg:large)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on February 27, 2013, 06:01:38 pm
^^ Love it!

Maybe he could coach the phoenix next season, he will be used to dealing with idiot owners
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 27, 2013, 06:38:15 pm
Quote
Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.
Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres.

I lol'd
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on February 28, 2013, 08:40:42 am
haha

Paddy Power stuck a poster outside Stamford Bridge

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/torres.png?w=800)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 06, 2013, 12:24:05 pm
So should Nani have seen Red? It's arguably cost them their place in the CL (snigger) Discuss (if there's anyone still reading this thread).
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on March 06, 2013, 01:26:08 pm
(http://scrapbookprintables.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/tumbleweed_on_highway162.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on March 06, 2013, 02:49:11 pm
yer...kinda :(
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on March 06, 2013, 07:29:10 pm
Didn't see the game, just the tackle on the news. Seemed a fair call, can't be having your foot up that high.

Oh.... HAHAHAHAHA
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 02, 2013, 03:55:38 pm
3....2...1   HAHA
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: SteddieEddie on April 24, 2013, 09:51:28 pm
Ok fair play to Man U, a very convincing and deserving title win.

WD

Where the fuck is everyone
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on June 19, 2013, 11:35:01 am
Pre-Season Discussion

Topic 1
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/8814011/Changes-on-way-for-sport-viewing
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on June 20, 2013, 03:56:05 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1527361
Pre-Season Discussion

Topic 1
[url]http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/8814011/Changes-on-way-for-sport-viewing[/url]


$149 fucking dollars to stream on shitty NZ broad band, are they fucking serious? I guess it means Sky will get the rights back again as I think this crowd are 10 years too early to be trying to launch this kind of technology and will quickly go bust.

My BB connection couldn't stream a blank screen in HD let alone attempt a football match in anything near watch-able.
Torrents for me until Sky or some other serious outfit get the rights back :)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on June 20, 2013, 04:15:57 pm
This is great news .$149 is cheap for 380 games.Sky can go and eat a bag of dicks.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on June 28, 2013, 12:40:12 pm
Well it's only cheap if it doesn't suck. There shouldn't be much contention if you see Sky's viewing figures for EPL, be interesting to see if Coliseum get their minimum 4000 subs though.
At least when the test feed is up we should have some indication of the quality, they claim there's no expense spared (but like Lead says you're still at the mercy of good old NZ shitehouse broadband, regardless of how good the CDN is).
Personally, I'm disappointed that the on demand service will only be available for a week (contractual) and even more disappointed that it won't even be available until after the game has finished, so now I'll have to get up for kick off if I want to see the game before going to work.                                    
I'll be pleased if they get the Samsung or the PS3 App up quick though. I guess they will wait to see the uptake before splashing on such luxuries.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 02, 2013, 10:27:02 am
Spurs kits are always fucking horrible, that's a given (it's Spurs).

If genuine this one is even more hideous than usual.

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/spurskit.jpg)

yuk.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on July 02, 2013, 04:11:50 pm
^ I think I just threw up on my shoes..... Yip I did!
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: R3DM@N on July 02, 2013, 04:40:30 pm
Yuck. ....then theres the shirts!

EDIT : in saying that, I won't be buying any Chelsea ones this season unless the Third Kit is O for Awesome
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 04, 2013, 10:43:21 am
Nah it's a bit ordinary, ok though.

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/chelsea-third.jpg)

Assuming this is actually it and not some training kit.

I quite like the away shirt but white shirts are just a pain.

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/chelsea-away.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 11, 2013, 06:52:45 am
Chelsea Rap vid

(http://d3fsqtc6sy2z27.cloudfront.net/uploads/3a64b5c7613c04a0570ad2d74941f4d4_large)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 17, 2013, 07:39:13 am
Go Raheem
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/16/article-2365453-1AD6DCC1000005DC-111_634x543.jpg)
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 31, 2013, 09:38:58 am
Test feed up on Prem Pass at the bottom of this page http://www.premierleaguepass.com/plp/aboutpass.jsp
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: JuDgE MenTaL on August 01, 2013, 10:04:00 am
So, big announcement then. Chelsea to screen on Sommet Sports channel plus Sky retaining the rights to City, Arsenal and Spurs games.


English Premier League games will be played on Sky Television afterall.

After losing the full rights to newcomer Coliseum Sports, Sky have signed a deal with four clubs to show delayed coverage of home and away Premier League games.

The teams are Arsenal, Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspur and another side to be announced.

The rights deal includes games shown on Premier League Club channels including matches from the Barclays Premier League, UEFA Champions League, UEFA Europa League, FA Cup and Capital One Cup that Manchester City, Arsenal or Tottenham play in.

Coverage will be delayed, for example games played in the U.K. on Saturdays will be available on Sky from 1.00pm on Sunday afternoon.

Depending on how far each team progresses in the Cup competition it is expected that each club will deliver as many as 60 match packages across the season - somewhere in the region of 240 matches.

In June it was announced that Coliseum Sports Media outbid Sky for the Premier League rights with the games to be played via an online platform called premierleaguepass.com.

A season pass will cost $149.90, with a day pass available for $24.90.

TVNZ will also run a match of the week game every Sunday on TV One from the start of the season. The channel will also broadcast an hour-long highlights show on Monday nights.

"When we were outbid for the live EPL rights we received letters and phone calls from customers who told us they either didn't want to pay more to watch the Premier League or for internet data," Sky's Director of Sport Richard Last said.

"Some said they didn't want to watch it on a computer but really wanted it on their flat screen TV in the lounge. While we'd love the live Premier League rights as well, in New Zealand many EPL games come in the middle of our night and, with MySky, we've found the majority of viewing is delayed."

Premier League rules mean that Sky can seek rights for up to four Premier League teams.

"Last season the top five teams were Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea, Arsenal and Tottenham. Chelsea games will be shown on free to air television in New Zealand anyway, so we've sought rights for the other top teams," Last said.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on August 01, 2013, 10:17:18 am
Now more likely to can Sky and aquire the matches I want from other sources  (not Colisseum). Bad enough they drop their coverage but not their charges, but to be paying for fans of teams like Arsenal and Man Shity to see there games grates.

That feed on on prem pass looked ok but wonder what it will be like on live games.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: henno on August 17, 2013, 05:13:19 pm
Free day passes available at their site   http://www.premierleaguepass.com/plp/home  Just put TIGER in promo code.

Will be interesting to try out  the quality.

Now United are on Sky can't see me forking out more money to see live.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: camy205 on August 17, 2013, 05:34:58 pm
Quote from: JuDgE MenTaL;1528102
Nah it's a bit ordinary, ok though.

([url]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/chelsea-third.jpg[/url])

Assuming this is actually it and not some training kit.

I quite like the away shirt but white shirts are just a pain.

([url]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/chelsea-away.jpg[/url])



That looks a lot more like a Samsung t-shirt sponsored by Chelsea FC than the other way around.
Title: Soccer (FOOTBALL!!! The game you play mostly with your feet!
Post by: Alvin Steveson on August 22, 2013, 01:06:48 pm
In fact, the World Cup is more than the spirit of each country, in particular, can embody the spirit of the German team, they are relatively strong spiritual power, never to see much more formidable opponent, they have self-confidence, played also more exciting, but also One thing is that the World Cup is not an individual-based, but team-based, and the league is relatively large difference
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 22, 2013, 09:13:46 pm
^This guy knows all about it.

Good game this morning, we needed it. No idea how good or bad Fenerbache are these days but what ever.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Xsannz on August 28, 2013, 03:36:13 pm
Spam bot /\??
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on August 31, 2013, 09:51:45 pm
Quote from: LeadCollector;1411624
They won't make top four! :p


It's nice to see that exactly the same shit has been spouted by the media for so long now.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on September 01, 2013, 10:44:54 am
This year everyone hopes they get it right :p

How is Arsene's bargain hunting going?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 01, 2013, 12:04:53 pm
We don't need anyone else, if we do - Gunnersaurus will step up.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Margarito on September 06, 2013, 01:51:14 pm
Kaka AC Milan held the first press conference after the handover. Kaka made ​​it clear that the media themselves with very deep feelings of AC Milan, the Rossoneri still the most powerful European football is one of seven teams, the new season the team to fight for the championship trophy.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on September 06, 2013, 03:48:58 pm
^ Who's this guy?
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on September 16, 2013, 08:41:20 pm
I never would have thought that we would be top of the league pending Liverpool overtaking us once they beat Swansea tomorrow morning.

Good win for Arsenal on the weekend, probably didn't deserve the 3 points.
Title: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on September 17, 2013, 06:18:08 pm
Quote from: Spork;1531665
I never would have thought that we would be top of the league pending Liverpool overtaking us once they beat Swansea tomorrow morning.

Good win for Arsenal on the weekend, probably didn't deserve the 3 points.


Jinxed us.Gahhh!  Anyhooo still quite a refreshing look to the the table.
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 19, 2014, 06:46:43 pm
Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.

120 days later, still top of the league!
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on January 25, 2014, 11:00:01 pm
That was one fine win against Coventry last night, a lot of people saying that Coventry put up a good fight, which they did, however at no point did they look like like they would be able to do enough. THey had a couple of chances and that was it. Was very cool with the lights turnbing off and everyone using their phones though. :P

I really do not care if Arsenal win anything this season, the progression over the last few seasons especially is excellent. It's fantastic to see Arsenal on top of the table for the majority of the season so far.
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 09, 2014, 08:14:10 pm
Whoa 5-1 .Pants down
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: LeadCollector on February 10, 2014, 06:35:58 pm
Lost, Arsenal Supporters, Last seen in this thread prior to this

(http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3124741.ece/ALTERNATES/s1023/CS55988176LIVERPOOL-ENGLAND-3124741.png)

Lol
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: kilabee on February 10, 2014, 06:38:11 pm
My new wallpaper. ;D
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on February 13, 2014, 09:51:31 pm
Good old Liverpool fans, stay well away from the subject until they do something good.

--

Typical Arsenal, doing as much as we can to throw away the best chance at winning the league we have had in ages.
Still only one point off, but I don't expect Arsenal to be able to keep up right through to the end. Has been a fantastic season though, at the top for so long.
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Macks on April 12, 2014, 10:21:59 pm
is this thread like dead?

BTW, how do you all think about the Champions League semi-final draws?
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on April 14, 2014, 08:40:29 am
Thread's not dead.

Chelsea still in it to win it for EPL and CL.

Be very interesting to see if Courtois plays for Atletico.
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Macks on April 14, 2014, 02:02:51 pm
Thread's not dead.

Chelsea still in it to win it for EPL and CL.

Be very interesting to see if Courtois plays for Atletico.

Right

"Courtois will only play against Chelsea if we reach an agreement" - Enrique Cerenzo, Atletico Madrid president

Reports say Atletico will have to pay around 8.5 million pounds for Courtois plays. I'm not sure about these reports though.
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on April 14, 2014, 02:18:01 pm
Nothing substantiated.. but apparently the contract says he can play, but they need to pay Chelsea X many million pounds, UEFA says that's null and void, Chelsea say he can play but behind the scenes are reportedly fuming at UEFA, and atletico don't want to piss off Chelsea because they want him back again next season.

So yeah gonna be interesting :-)
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Macks on April 14, 2014, 02:25:52 pm
Yep, actually looking forward to the CL matches since I'll be on holiday. Which club do you support, Lias? I'm a Man utd fan here  ;D
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on April 14, 2014, 06:42:15 pm
Yep, actually looking forward to the CL matches since I'll be on holiday. Which club do you support, Lias? I'm a Man utd fan here  ;D

ewww your yuck lol.

Chelsea here mate.
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Macks on April 14, 2014, 07:55:32 pm
I can't help it - I love the club, mainly my love for Cristiano Ronaldo and our Ginger prince. haha, still upset about the loss against Bayern but we put up a valiant effort and never stop fighting till the end.

How do you feel about the CL draw, since Courtois may or may not play.
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on April 14, 2014, 09:35:22 pm
I can't help it - I love the club, mainly my love for Cristiano Ronaldo and our Ginger prince. haha, still upset about the loss against Bayern but we put up a valiant effort and never stop fighting till the end.

How do you feel about the CL draw, since Courtois may or may not play.

Regardless of if he plays, this was the draw we wanted..Atletico is the weakest possible opponent.
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Spork on June 01, 2014, 01:15:12 pm
Fuck yea FA cup! Finally the death of the 'since Arsenal last won a trophy' shit is over. Now there's lots of rumours about Cesc returning to the PL which is a bit strange, doubt it would happen but I would love him back at Arsenal - who wouldn't?

I'm hoping that we can at least bring in one or two good players to improve the squad and hopefully have us put in a proper challenge on the title for 14/15.
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: .osiRiS on July 08, 2014, 10:03:58 pm
So what's on atm? Some world cup or something?

Brazil vs Germany  ~ 2-1 to Germany?
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on July 08, 2014, 10:13:44 pm
So what's on atm? Some world cup or something?

Brazil vs Germany  ~ 2-1 to Germany?

I bloody hope so, got $5 on Germany at the TAB ;-)
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Retardobot on July 09, 2014, 10:49:45 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

BRAZIL YOU FUCKING SHITHOUSE PACK OF TWATS.

I don't even watch Soccer. Just good to see Brazil get shat on after the human rights violations they've committed in prep for this cup.
Title: John Oliver sets everyone straight
Post by: Tiwaking! on July 09, 2014, 11:48:41 am
Between this and the Beijing Olympics, I wonder why they host world sports events in these places
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: FIFA and the World Cup (HBO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJEt2KU33I#ws)
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 14, 2014, 10:02:07 am
Germany FTW!
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: exquisite on January 23, 2018, 08:38:42 am
If anyone still pays attention to this, what are your picks on who goes through after the two legs in this years round of 16
Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: Lias on January 23, 2018, 12:57:42 pm
The forums are pretty dead dude, everyone hangs out on Discord instead now.
https://discord.gg/9pCYhh3

That aside, as a one eyed Chelsea supporter I'm obviously picking they will buck the odds and take out Barcelona.
Other than Chelsea, my picks would be Man City, Liverpool, Man U, PSG, Roma, Spurs & Bayern Munich..

Title: Re: Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
Post by: exquisite on January 23, 2018, 02:08:21 pm
The forums are pretty dead dude, everyone hangs out on Discord instead now.
https://discord.gg/9pCYhh3

That aside, as a one eyed Chelsea supporter I'm obviously picking they will buck the odds and take out Barcelona.
Other than Chelsea, my picks would be Man City, Liverpool, Man U, PSG, Roma, Spurs & Bayern Munich..

Ah ok thank you, have joined the discord, and its great to hear from another Chelsea supporter, I think the game will be decided in the leg at the Nou Camp