Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Bounty Hunter]

Lol just did a bad thing but it worked out okay so that's always a bonus

but hey 7 years younger aint that bad right...

if((herAge >= ((yourAge / 2) + 7)) && (yourage >= ((herAge / 2) + 7)))

[Growler]

so how was that 18yo cookie? Moist?

[Speakman]

Legal, so no worries there

[Bounty Hunter]

so how was that 18yo cookie? Moist?

24 - 7 = 17 fyi

OR

24 + 7 = 31

[Codex]

hah

meant 6

or did I

[Bounty Hunter]

hah

meant 6

or did I

so 18.....or 30....

I'm picking 18.

TXT 3303 with your name followed by 18 to vote for 18 years old, or your name followed by 30 to vote for 30 years old. That's 3303, your name, and then 18 or 30. Votes cost 99c please download punkbuster for terms and conditions!

Two days into the new semester, my wall planner is already many colours, and colours not far away

[Arseynimz]

I don't do usually do dumb shit when I'm drunk.

However there's a first for everything.

I paid for a months sub to a dating site in the weekend. What a nonce.

Noooooo Rii, join the Tinder humour. Oh God the stories I have gathered...

[Lias]

Codex: If she's legal it's not a bad thing.. even if she's still in school :-)

[Retardobot]

I don't do usually do dumb shit when I'm drunk.

However there's a first for everything.

I paid for a months sub to a dating site in the weekend. What a nonce.

Noooooo Rii, join the Tinder humour. Oh God the stories I have gathered...

I have.

Ended up sleeping with a 40yr old MILF a couple of weeks ago.

After that I jumped in bed with a school teacher and have met up with a few other girls from it. I think I'm all Tindered out.

[The Demon Lord]

I don't do usually do dumb shit when I'm drunk.

However there's a first for everything.

I paid for a months sub to a dating site in the weekend. What a nonce.

Noooooo Rii, join the Tinder humour. Oh God the stories I have gathered...

I have.

Ended up sleeping with a 40yr old MILF a couple of weeks ago.

After that I jumped in bed with a school teacher and have met up with a few other girls from it. I think I'm all Tindered out.

Somewhere is a group of 40 year old women having a wine or two whilst one of them gloats over the pool boy she rode like a wild stallion

[Codex]

Codex: If she's legal it's not a bad thing.. even if she's still in school :-)

Not in school, think that'd creepy me out hah.

Somewhere is a group of 40 year old women having a wine or two whilst one of them gloats over the pool boy she rode like a wild stallion

*whispering intensifies* like a wildebeest

[Growler]

You're all man whores!

and I'm a little jealous

Codex is this the female in recent FB tags of you?

[Codex]

Nah that's a friend from work x) (taken too! Curses!)

[Clin]

God. The amount of fun I could be having if I wasn't old. And married. And a Dad. And awkward.

[Clin]

I'm pretty though, so there is that.



But married.

[Arseynimz]

God. The amount of fun I could be having if I wasn't old. And married. And a Dad. And awkward.

I'm all of those things, but the divorce won't come soon enough.

But seriously, I have the one Tinder experience that rules them all. But it's a pub story. We will meet and I shall avail all ye of this story.

[Growler]

But seriously, I have the one Tinder experience that rules them all. But it's a pub story. We will meet and I shall avail all ye of this story.

How big was her penis?

[Growler]

such rep, much light blue, so wow!

You're all my bitches!

[Arseynimz]

But seriously, I have the one Tinder experience that rules them all. But it's a pub story. We will meet and I shall avail all ye of this story.

How big was her penis?

No, thankfully, although this may have just been a good alternative ending. I'll ensure when the last few years of my life is written as a screenplay that the Blu-Ray has this on the disc with a director's cut.

[Arseynimz]

So you know what sucks? (no, not Tinder bitches... although...) Moving house sucks. And to compound it, moving house the week before you're going to Australia for a weekend. And to open a gaping wound, and dump a half kg of salt in, moving house the week before you're going to Australia for a weekend AND you have to slum it as you have a week gap before you move in to your new place.

YEAH. THAT SUCKS.

#STRAYA #movinghousesucks

[Growler]

And then you get to aussie and get attacked by spiders the size of small russian motorcars.

yay aussie!

[Clin]

 the divorce won't come soon enough

  Thats sad mate. I hope I never have to do that, contrary to my previous post.

[Codex]

So you know what sucks? (no, not Tinder bitches... although...) Moving house sucks. And to compound it, moving house the week before you're going to Australia for a weekend. And to open a gaping wound, and dump a half kg of salt in, moving house the week before you're going to Australia for a weekend AND you have to slum it as you have a week gap before you move in to your new place.

YEAH. THAT SUCKS.

#STRAYA #movinghousesucks

Yeah painful

In the process of tidying my place to rent out

Also painful since I can't just do what most do with tinder, wet and forget, spray and walk away, etc

[Clin]

Why, does it engorge like a dogs and you can't pull out?

[Codex]

no charismatic enough to pull it off hah

My nature works against me trololo