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Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 12, 2013, 10:44:06 pm
Play This Thing is a Website which has games on it. Thousands of games. Games of every shape and type: Video Games, Android Games, Apple Store Games, Table Top Role Playing Games, Interactive Move Games, Card Games, Dice Games, Pen and Paper Games and much much more!
http://playthisthing.com

The reason I am mentioning it is because I ran into an absolutely fantastic game. Two fantastic games actually:

Kenshi
http://www.indiedb.com/games/kenshi/downloads/kenshi-0296

Oriental Style free roaming desert adventure. Nice and complicated mechanics and the only thing that would make this alpha great would be music (the game is played in silence).

Also: WTF (http://www.getsome.co.nz/showthread.php?84744-One-Game-A-Month&p=1517862&viewfull=1#post1517862)
http://www.aoedipus.net/dist/wtfloader.html


 2D side scrolling World of Warcraft with the most subversive dialogue since Kingdom of Loathing.
Title: Nordic LARP
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 13, 2013, 01:49:03 pm
Just an example of the diversity of games on this site:
http://playthisthing.com/nordic-larp
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Type: Book
Developer: Jaakko Stenros & Markus Montola

The rise of the ars ludorum is not confined to the bombastic power fantasies of the videogame but is manifest all over the globe in diverse ways, from the doujin games of Japan to the passionate intensity of the indie games movement to the rise of the Euro-style boardgame. Not least among these movements is larp, brought to its apotheosis in the Nordic countries, where vast, imaginative works of enormous artistic ambition receive attention not only from game geeks but from their national cultures as well. This vital phenomenon is now accessible to English speakers through this landmark work, an anthology of articles describing some of the most impressive and compelling works of the form. Anyone seriously interested in role-play, interactive narrative, and the collision between games and theater will find it of enormous interest.

Yup. That is just as weird as it reads.
Title: A Valley Without Wind
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 13, 2013, 04:02:33 pm
http://www.arcengames.com/w/index.php/avww-downloads

An absolute masterpiece in effort. Savaged in reviews but for explorer types it is amazing.

Roguelike Character Creation + 2D Platformer + RPG + Craftastic
Title: Electro City
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 14, 2013, 11:03:11 am
Bwuh??

ElectroCity
http://www.electrocity.co.nz/
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Welcome to ElectroCity.

You will be given complete control over a small town within New Zealand. What you do with that town is up to you. You can build stuff, destroy stuff, and even leave stuff alone.

WAIMATE! I CHOOSE YOU!
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 14, 2013, 11:49:37 am
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518049
Bwuh??

ElectroCity
[url]http://www.electrocity.co.nz/[/url]

WAIMATE! I CHOOSE YOU!


Game doesn't make sense.

For some reason my money disappears between turns if I don't spend.

Turn 1 $100
Turn 2 $190
Turn 3 $280
Turn 4 $70

But if I spend all my money, I always get around $100 the next turn.

I have to use by cash to buy coal and gas when low, and sell when high, to keep my money.


This game is meant to be about sustainability, but instead it teaches me to spend all my money, and cut down native bush, and mine all the coal and gas I can.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 14, 2013, 01:05:30 pm
Oh Hi, I see your balance is -$1

Let's destroy your city you spent all that time working on, even though you were doing so well, and then say you lost, because we don't understand the concept of debt.


ok, back to work I guess.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 14, 2013, 02:36:21 pm
Tiwa, I think it is our duty to remake the game.

Remake for the good of the world.


And not in flash.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Dr. Acula on February 14, 2013, 04:34:19 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1518064
Tiwa, I think it is our duty to remake the game.

Remake for the good of the world.


And not in flash.

But bigger! And better! And not about New Zealand! :D
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 14, 2013, 04:38:15 pm
I'll make it in Java, and open source it.


Need someone else to do the graphics though
Title: ElectoCity - A good waste of a day
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 14, 2013, 05:56:40 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1518061
Oh Hi, I see your balance is -$1

Let's destroy your city you spent all that time working on, even though you were doing so well, and then say you lost, because we don't understand the concept of debt.


ok, back to work I guess.

OH! I am glad to see I am not the only one to have wasted a good part of their day trying this annoying game.
Ive been trying to beat the worlds high score which is:
Pramu: 12,657,590
(http://www.getsome.co.nz/attachment.php?attachmentid=7749&stc=1&d=1360816252)
The best I can do is:
Timaru: 12,175,462
(http://www.getsome.co.nz/attachment.php?attachmentid=7750&stc=1&d=1360816272)
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Quote from: Spacemonkey;1518064
Tiwa, I think it is our duty to remake the game.

Remake for the good of the world.


And not in flash.

But bigger! And better! And not about New Zealand! :D

I agree with both of you. Being forced to reload the page and sit through the annoying silent intro is sigh worthy.

Dr. Acula: We could make New Zealand a difficulty level, where the map has a ton of hills, no Nuclear Power, and none of those fancy clean "CoGen Farms".
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1518077
I'll make it in Java, and open source it.


Need someone else to do the graphics though

I cant do 2D Isometric. It will have to be 2D top down.


Spoilers in how to play ElectroCity:
Key points: Do NOT build anything BUT Nuclear Power Plants.
Money > Energy: You dont need Power Plants. You make tons more money than there is electricity in the game. Just use money to buy power because there is not enough space to build enough Power Plants.
Time > Cost: The limit of 150 turns means you need to get the SLOWEST built buildings up as fast as you can for maximum benefit. What I mean is: If you have the money, build it. Try not to save up for things. Notably: Ski Fields $2k(12 turns), Stadiums $13k/Amusement Parks $13k(14? turns). These buildings need to be finished before turn 100 at LEAST.
NUCLEAR POWAH! Build these one at a time and keep upgrading. The environmental/tourism impact is too big to build all of them at once.
Keep New Zealand Green - NEVER demolish bush (make them National Parks $900 +8 tourism -6 pollution!) try not to demolish Forest
Maps are RANDOM: Some maps are harder than others. By 'Harder' I mean 20k-1k more or less people. This is due to space issues.
Water is USELESS: Ocean squares cannot be used. The generators cause too much pollution.
Special Resources: Whale Watching and Geo Thermal Tourism is excellent.

Things NEVER TO BUILD: Wind Power, Coal/Gas Power, Solar Power, Sea Power, Hydro Power, Geo Power, Camping Grounds (debatable since you can demolish them but +1 tourism? Pff), Mines (you dont have time/money to waste of them as they are far too slow), Buying Gas/Power (not enough time to take advantage of low/high cost). Anything I havent mentioned in the guide, dont build.


First save up and build the Paper Mill $1200(+$600/turn) then upgrade for $500 (it then uses no power)
then save for Aluminium Smelter ($2400 +$1k/turn)
the save for Nuclear Power Plant $4k.
If you have the money ($2k) build the Ski Fields OR Spam the coast with Beaches the upgrade when able.
Spam Hills with Rich Farm/Farms and upgrade them.
Build Airport quickly (pre-turn 80), upgrade it continously
Try to upgrade the Ski Fields, but they are expensive ($8k)
When the "You need more energy!" messages come up, upgrade the Nuclear Power Plant. Build more ONLY when everything is being built. Dont bother saving money to build the power plant. Money > Energy.

Once you feel it is time to 'win', set the tax rate to zero. Then, demolish the Paper Mill (replace with Stadium) and demolish the Smelter (replace with Amusement Park)
At around turn 80 is when you should just rush: Change the options to "auto pay shortfall) and Press Next Turn over and over again. Your income should be ridiculously high. If not, then you will go bankrupt.

General Notes:
Destroy the WindMill and replace it with Rich Farms or Farm then upgrade to CoGen Farms.
Place Farms on every hill
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 14, 2013, 09:01:19 pm
I think I did the opposite of everything you said.
Title: Nuclear Power for EVERYONE!
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 14, 2013, 10:50:35 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1518099
I think I did the opposite of everything you said.

Oh! If you do that and make it to the end you should get an A- or A+. The goal of the game is sustainability, so making lots of money using resources and not impacting the environment heavily is key.

Those 12 million people cities only score a B due to 'Not Energy sustainable'
Title: Quadraticus - Do not play
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 14, 2013, 11:56:12 pm
I found a game you should never play

Quadraticus
http://quadradius.com/

Rules: Two teams of draughts. Each draught can move forward, back, left or right one square and capture any piece they jump on.

The only thing 'special' about the game is that there are power ups which randomly appear on the board and pieces can collect.

Unfortunately in the first game I played the opponent picked up the "Invincible" power up and destroyed more than half my pieces before I gave up and just fed the rest of my pieces to him.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 15, 2013, 08:24:49 am
Did much better that time around. A Metropolis with 4 large nuclear plants.

However now I forgot my city name, and can't find it in the finished citeis screen.
Title: Incursion - Roguelike
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 15, 2013, 08:58:44 am
A fun Roguelike game with a system based on Dungeons and Dragons

http://www.incursion-roguelike.com/

The interface is abit annoying with the 'g' to 'get' but all it does is put it into the 'floating' section  of your inventory and then you have to either 's' stow it in backpack or 'space' swap it with existing.

Also: Dont select 'retire' from the dungeon exit. It finishes your game and kills your character. Four hours of gameplay wasted.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Scunner on February 15, 2013, 10:35:59 am
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518118
Also: Dont select 'retire' from the dungeon exit. It finishes your game and kills your character.

That's an extreme definition of 'retire'.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Scunner on February 15, 2013, 10:36:25 am
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518118
Also: Dont select 'retire' from the dungeon exit. It finishes your game and kills your character.


That's an extreme definition of 'retire'.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 15, 2013, 10:39:45 am
I'm going to put that 'retire' feature in all my games.

I'll take it further, it will also uninstall windows and format your harddrive.
Title: Jason Rohrer is a genius
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 15, 2013, 12:02:09 pm
Having just played the surreal and moving Passage
http://hcsoftware.sourceforge.net/passage/

I decided to check out the other games by Jason Rohrer

Inside a Star-filled Sky by Jason Rohrer
http://insideastarfilledsky.net/
http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=544331[/url]
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'I Remember The Rain' is an interactive short story made in New Zealand over a period of about a month. I hope to make more projects like this so any feedback is much appreciated!

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I'm going to put that 'retire' feature in all my games.

I'll take it further, it will also uninstall windows and format your harddrive.

Oddly enough, in games I make instead of 'Very Easy Mode' I call it "MBV" mode

Massive Bleeding Vagina.

p.s According to Sid Meiers presentation, Games should only have a maximum of four difficulty levels, three being optimum.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Dr. Acula on February 15, 2013, 02:16:16 pm
Awesome little MMO space shooter
http://seb.ly/demos/MMOsteroids.html
Arrows to move, Space to fire.

Tapping space to fire wasn't efficient enough for me, so utilized one of the macro keys on my G15 ;D
(http://www.iforce.co.nz/i/u0arqnex.bek.jpg) (http://www.iforce.co.nz/i/u0arqnex.bek.jpg)
Title: MMOsteroids - How the Internet really is
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 15, 2013, 03:21:48 pm
Quote from: Dr. Acula;1518154
Awesome little MMO space shooter
[url]http://seb.ly/demos/MMOsteroids.html[/url]
Arrows to move, Space to fire.

Tapping space to fire wasn't efficient enough for me, so utilized one of the macro keys on my G15 ;D
([url]http://www.iforce.co.nz/i/u0arqnex.bek.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://www.iforce.co.nz/i/u0arqnex.bek.jpg[/url])

Holy crap

That is the most craziest thing I've played in ages. Like 2000 people sitting in a room trying to talk to each other at once.
Title: This is the Internet!
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 15, 2013, 03:25:20 pm
This game requires Firefox or Safari. No Opera allowed
http://www.forumwarz.com/
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Forumwarz is a parody role-playing game that takes place on the Internet. In fact, Forumwarz is the Internet...in game form.

Magical dragon-faeries? Flaxen-hair'd elflords? Dank scary dungeons, reminiscent of Grandpa's basement? Kids' stuff. In Forumwarz, you can pwn trolls in ridiculous web forums...buy hacked warez from shady Russian websites...or upgrade your skills with breast implants, malt liquor and antidepressants.

Assume the role of one of three Internet personas: Camwhore, Troll or Emo Kid, each with their own special attacks, abilities and personalities.

Play in story mode and pwn your way through a dense world of mystery, intrigue and Internet idiocy. Or test your skillz against others in various player-versus-player challenges.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 15, 2013, 03:36:53 pm
All I get is a black screen.


I like it.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 15, 2013, 03:41:44 pm
Quote from: Dr. Acula;1518154
Awesome little MMO space shooter
[url]http://seb.ly/demos/MMOsteroids.html[/url]
Arrows to move, Space to fire.

Tapping space to fire wasn't efficient enough for me, so utilized one of the macro keys on my G15 ;D
([url]http://www.iforce.co.nz/i/u0arqnex.bek.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://www.iforce.co.nz/i/u0arqnex.bek.jpg[/url])


This post says it's fake, just AI bots.
http://seb.ly/2012/04/gotcha-fake-mmo-asteroids-april-fool/

I'm not impressed.
Title: Aether - Beautiful Video Gaming
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 15, 2013, 03:45:57 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1518169
This post says it's fake, just AI bots.
[url]http://seb.ly/2012/04/gotcha-fake-mmo-asteroids-april-fool/[/url]

I'm not impressed.

That is so unfair.

Here, play this to cheer you up. An absolutely stunning experience

http://armorgames.com/play/2153/aether

protip: Fall back to 'earth' when you go to space and you will find yourself not in Kansas anymore
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 15, 2013, 03:55:35 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518170
That is so unfair.

Here, play this to cheer you up. An absolutely stunning experience

[url]http://armorgames.com/play/2153/aether[/url]

protip: Fall back to 'earth' when you go to space and you will find yourself not in Kansas anymore


That is awesome
Title: A story from Incursion
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 16, 2013, 12:01:14 am
Quote from: Scunner;1518123
That's an extreme definition of 'retire'.

Oh I totally have to try this....
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An amazing moment...
Frumple   Sep 20 2008, 1:58 pm

Alright, I'm running around with my uber-drow godmonster of a priest/ barb (All stats but luck and cha are over 20. Strength hits _30_ when Zurvash raged. ~160 base HP, ~250 when Z-raged.) when a frikkin' Elder Air Elemental goes and eats me (Dlvl 11 ( my standard game for a while's been challenge/No OoD), came from a floating rock -- the bugger's CR 12. I'm level 9.). I burn through about a dozen healing potions trying to punch my way out -- I've been under the effects of a major dimensional anchor since dungeon level 5, which should tell you just how _badass_ this character is; short form of the situation was that I could quaff pots _just fast enough_ to prevent the elemental from damaging me, but in order to do so, I couldn't attack. Every time I took a swing, I lost 20 hp to the tug of war.

Anyway, I'm on the ropes -- half health or so, and the bugger's only moderately damaged. So -- what do I do? I decide to try something I've yet to do.

And I learn something. You can polymorph creatures from the inside.

I'm about to go medieval on this -- now neutral (go figure, eh?) and badly wounded -- tiger. Keeheeheee.
Title: Good Games with Bad Interfaces
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 16, 2013, 03:10:17 am
Two fun games let down by their terrible interfaces are:

Wodan - The Trial
http://playthisthing.com/suggestion-wodan-trial

A simple hex based resource management strategy board game where you take over territory with your soldiers. The main problem is that if you do not click on the village that you want to place a soldier next to, then you cant go back and rectify this mistake. The game is probably simple enough to recreate in any programming language, including creating a GUI interface in Visual Basic.
Plus: For a game this simple there really isnt anything to tell you how you are meant to play the game! The game is essentially multiplayer Go, but you can level up your stones ('soldiers') so they cant be captured.

The other fun but disappointing game is:

Armageddon Empires Demo (59 MB)
http://www.crypticcomet.com/

A Hex based Card Game/War Game. The main problem with this game is it is very complicated (needlessly so) and the interface needs five or six button presses to confirm anything.
However there are some very sound strategies in the game such as harassing enemy units using stealth, disrupting supply lines, and besieging facilities/fortresses. It is just buried under terrible, unintuitive interfaces, and some very poor design choices ("I can build a card which will give me 1 resource a turn if I can find that resource OR I can build a unit that will end the game in five turns. Hmm. Decisions decisions)
Title: Armageddon Empires
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 16, 2013, 01:26:05 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518221
The other fun but disappointing game is:

Armageddon Empires Demo (59 MB)
[url]http://www.crypticcomet.com/[/url]

A Hex based Card Game/War Game. The main problem with this game is it is very complicated (needlessly so) and the interface needs five or six button presses to confirm anything.
However there are some very sound strategies in the game such as harassing enemy units using stealth, disrupting supply lines, and besieging facilities/fortresses. It is just buried under terrible, unintuitive interfaces, and some very poor design choices ("I can build a card which will give me 1 resource a turn if I can find that resource OR I can build a unit that will end the game in five turns. Hmm. Decisions decisions)

After finishing a game: This game is brilliant (minus the horrible interface). Anyone who is interested in game design at all OR just likes a Mad Max style,

It is Civilization done the way it should be. A million options. Limited Time. Limited Resources. Limited Opportunity.
Needs a much better help support system though.

http://www.matchstickeyes.com/2012/07/15/armageddon-empires-lessons-from-a-five-year-old-indie-strategy-game/
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Pyromanik on February 17, 2013, 11:29:52 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1518064
And not in flash.


I approve.
But do you know opengl?
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 18, 2013, 08:49:13 am
Quote from: Pyromanik;1518355
I approve.
But do you know opengl?

For the web?
Title: Slay - An improved Rip Off
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 18, 2013, 03:19:08 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518221
Two fun games let down by their terrible interfaces are:

Wodan - The Trial
[url]http://playthisthing.com/suggestion-wodan-trial[/url]

A simple hex based resource management strategy board game where you take over territory with your soldiers. The main problem is that if you do not click on the village that you want to place a soldier next to, then you cant go back and rectify this mistake. The game is probably simple enough to recreate in any programming language, including creating a GUI interface in Visual Basic.
Plus: For a game this simple there really isnt anything to tell you how you are meant to play the game! The game is essentially multiplayer Go, but you can level up your stones ('soldiers') so they cant be captured.

There is a remake of this game called Slay (http://www.windowsgames.co.uk/slay.html) which contains all the fixes
http://www.windowsgames.co.uk/slay.html

Unfortunately: It begs you for money. I wouldnt pay money for this. I could make something better.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 18, 2013, 03:20:39 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518405
I could make something better.

Do it.


in Visual Basic.
Title: Dust - Weird fun physics
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 18, 2013, 03:57:36 pm
This needs music, but it is weirdly compelling.
Dust
http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/

protip: Place a Fan somewhere, then Soap+Gunpowder+Magma

Add a few Players and Fighters if you like to see Stick Figures get mutilated
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1518406
Do it.


in Visual Basic.

No
Well. Not in Visual Basic.
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Dr. Acula on February 18, 2013, 04:54:00 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518408
This needs music, but it is weirdly compelling.
Dust
[url]http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/[/url]

protip: Place a Fan somewhere, then Soap+Gunpowder+Magma

Add a few Players and Fighters if you like to see Stick Figures get mutilated


I love these little physics/dust games :D The Best is definitely 'Powder Toy (http://powdertoy.co.uk/)'
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Pyromanik on February 18, 2013, 11:09:48 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518165
This game requires Firefox or Safari. No Opera allowed


Pfft.
Although I'm sure it probably works fine in Opera as is, soon Opera will be using Chromium's webkit & V8 so it won't matter.
Title: IE9 is an older version of IE7
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 19, 2013, 08:02:14 am
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518165
This game requires Firefox or Safari. No Opera allowed
[url]http://www.forumwarz.com/[/url]


WTF?!

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You seem to be using an unsupported web browser.


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We highly recommend the latest version of Firefox (3.0.6 at the time of this writing) which is absolutely free and available on all major operating systems.
However, the game should run fine on Internet Explorer 7 and Safari 3.2.


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If you are running an older version of those web browsers you should seriously consider upgrading
.

I'm running Internet Explorer 9, why does the game not work for me?
Title: When Pigs Fly
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 20, 2013, 05:05:26 pm
When Pigs Fly
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/505307

Annoyingly Adorable
Title: Hell is Other People, and sometimes yourself
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 20, 2013, 08:44:37 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1518169
This post says it's fake, just AI bots.
[url]http://seb.ly/2012/04/gotcha-fake-mmo-asteroids-april-fool/[/url]

I'm not impressed.

Okay now I am really REALLY unimpressed when there are games like this:
hell is other people
http://nottheinternet.com/hell/

http://playthisthing.com/hell-other-people
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When I say the phrase "online multiplayer" visions of tea-bagging and PvP probably fill your head. They don't apply here though, as you are playing against opponents across a temporal divide -- not just a physical one. This is indeed a multiplayer game, but instead of duking it out in real-time you face an echo of their playthrough. You know, their ghost. This asynchronous multiplayer brings out some interesting playstyles, and is fun to see in action. The game's tagline is awesome enough that I'll reproduce it here: "So the guy I'm fighting is actually a recording - a recording of a fight against a recording of a fight, all the way back to the beginning of time?"

The controls are simple, given that you have the same move and shoot verbs you possess in every shmup since forever. When you blast an enemy they drop health and a weapon, which have either horizontal or vertical firing patterns. As you progress more and more enemies appear on the screen -- eventually you become overwhelmed and die. So far so tame, right? The cool part is that you aren't shooting mindless drones with repetitive AI, you have that pesky human element to deal with. Your enemies are all recordings of previous playthroughs of other players, and when you die your recording joins their ranks.

In my playing I came across a bunch of playstyles emerge from the game's basic framework. I saw white hat players that refused to fire and simply buzzed about the stage. I fought some malicious buggers that jetted about the screen erratically and sent out a constant stream of bullets; I quickly shot down bumbling enemies foolish enough to stand still. After a while I saw a character that shared my initials that zoomed across the stage and shot me down. My past self from ten minutes ago went and blew me up -- I ended up acting out a time travel paradox.
Title: Achievement Unlocked
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 26, 2013, 04:16:57 pm
This is why I hate achievements
http://armorgames.com/play/2893/achievement-unlocked
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 26, 2013, 04:50:32 pm
You wouldn't hate achievements if there were an achievement for thread necromancy.
Title: I havent played Smash TV in years!
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 26, 2013, 07:59:32 pm
Hell! Smash TV!! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smash_tv)

http://www.rocksolidarcade.com/games/robokill/
Title: Small Worlds
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 26, 2013, 08:13:39 pm
A wonderful little game that only takes about 20 minutes. 20 minutes well spent.
http://jayisgames.com/games/small-worlds/
Title: Much much better than Faster Than Light
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 26, 2013, 10:21:40 pm
Captain Forever
http://www.captainforever.com/captainforever.php
Play it. You wont regret it. Here are some tips:
Your starting command module comes with a gun. The gun is disabled if you place a girder on the front of your ship.
Engines work even when attached to the INSIDE of your ship, so a hollow ship is a excellent idea.
Your guns can hit your own ship
If you accidentally fly into another ship, they will try to kill you.
Try to place Green modules on the inside and darker (stronger) modules on the outside
Try to create a |_| formation at the front of the ship so your command module can still fire
Try to manuever enemies so they shoot and kill each other
You can loot any module you can click on, even if there is an enemy ship on it
A Borg Cube or Vogon Brick is a possible layout as long as the components are even

Have fun! I played this for an untold amount of time, but my last game went for an hour before I accidentally disconnected half of my ship, spun round in a circle, and shot all my modules to pieces
(http://www.getsome.co.nz/attachment.php?attachmentid=7770&stc=1&d=1361870453)
Title: Needs many more players though
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 12:14:57 am
Gang Garrison - The Team Fortress Two version of Soldat!
http://www.ganggarrison.com/
Title: War and Peace
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 02:42:40 am
Civilization with One Button!

War and Peace
Switch between War and Peace modes at the single touch of a button!
http://www.stephanebura.com/warandpeace/

Very similar to Conways Game of Life (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_Game_of_Life)
Title: Wazabi!
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 03:13:03 am
Wazabi - The Card Game

An utterly bizarre french card game
http://wazabi-online.com/

Based on the real life card game
http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/48979/wazabi
Quote
Simple Rules:
 We've got dices and cards.
 With dices we can give a dice to an another player, draw cards, and/or play a card.
 Cards can remove dice from the game, give dice to another player, draw other cards, or many other interactive things.

The winner is the first player to have no dice left.
Title: Little Wheel
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 03:42:55 am
And finally a charming little Slovakian game:
Little Wheel
http://fastgames.com/littlewheel.html
Title: Drill, power, rocket your way to victory!
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 11:19:00 am
Star Haven
http://pleasingfungus.com/starhaven/

An oddly compelling tetris style game
Title: A Master never uses Violence
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 02:13:46 pm
Creeping
http://www.kongregate.com/games/MaxAbernethy/creeping
An oddly fun flash game ruined by the fact it is Flash
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 27, 2013, 02:34:17 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1519178
Captain Forever
[url]http://www.captainforever.com/captainforever.php[/url]
Play it. You wont regret it. Here are some tips:
Your starting command module comes with a gun. The gun is disabled if you place a girder on the front of your ship.
Engines work even when attached to the INSIDE of your ship, so a hollow ship is a excellent idea.
Your guns can hit your own ship
If you accidentally fly into another ship, they will try to kill you.
Try to place Green modules on the inside and darker (stronger) modules on the outside
Try to create a |_| formation at the front of the ship so your command module can still fire
Try to manuever enemies so they shoot and kill each other
You can loot any module you can click on, even if there is an enemy ship on it
A Borg Cube or Vogon Brick is a possible layout as long as the components are even

Have fun! I played this for an untold amount of time, but my last game went for an hour before I accidentally disconnected half of my ship, spun round in a circle, and shot all my modules to pieces
([url]http://www.getsome.co.nz/attachment.php?attachmentid=7770&stc=1&d=1361870453[/url])


I'm quoting this so I remember to play it later.
Title: You Park like an asshole
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 03:42:52 pm
Beachside Parking?
http://www.nitroplayer.com/files/beachside-parking.swf
more like: http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Dr. Acula on February 27, 2013, 04:00:22 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1519259
Beachside Parking?
[url]http://www.nitroplayer.com/files/beachside-parking.swf[/url]


This game is BS, I can't hit a umbrella? I'll run it over if I want, it shouldn't be on the bloody road!
Title: One of the most fun least difficult puzzle platformers ever
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 04:23:18 pm
Nitrome: A fun little puzzle platformer

You are a robot. You can fire off your arms and pull parts of levels together.
Easy and fun!
http://www.nitrome.com/games/faultline/#.US1xMZaiadw
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 27, 2013, 04:38:57 pm
I'm guessing instead of working, Tiwa spends every second of his day playing computer games.
Title: Play This Thing - Almost all played
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 07:50:49 pm
Quote from: Dr. Acula;1518413
I love these little physics/dust games :D The Best is definitely 'Powder Toy ([url]http://powdertoy.co.uk/[/url])'

Give this game a try:
Kinetics
http://gamejolt.com/games/puzzle/kinetics/3958/

It is fun and not particularly challenging.
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1519276
I'm guessing instead of working, Tiwa spends every second of his day playing computer games.

I am going through every single game on this website and am currently up to page 17/43 so should be finished by tomorrow.

After playing so many, many new games, I have found some interesting facts:
Unity games/Games written in Unity are, in general (approximately 78-86%) terrible.
Game Maker games are, in general (approximately 68-86%) terrible.
I hate Shoot Em Ups (or "SHMUPS" as the kids call them these days)
I also hate most the platformers due to horrible controls (is mouse+keyboard really necessary?)
Tower Defense, Asteroids, Snake, Tetris, Puzzle Bobble clones should be banned forever (only 10% of them are any good).
Maniac Mansion clones should be banned too
Android, iGames, and Xbox Marketplace games dont deserve to have a website
Point and Click adventure games are alive and well in the indie community (Snakes of Avalon (http://agsarchives.com/download/GameID/1129/snakes-of-avalon.html) being the best so far)
Anything independently made in 2005 or earlier is probably dead now
Only about half of the Games are Full Screen Games, the rest are windowed and in weird resolutions
There are very few Board and Card games; Computerised versions of real games OR ones made for Computer
Title: Love is a battlefield
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 08:20:31 pm
Love (http://www.kongregate.com/games/Contrebasse_/love) is a good game

Not exactly sure why, but it is just a good game.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Contrebasse_/love
Title: Achievement Unlocked - Whiner: Complain about Negative Rep
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 27, 2013, 08:40:35 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1519133
You wouldn't hate achievements if there were an achievement for thread necromancy.

There is an achievement: It is called "Negative Rep" and I enjoy basking in its warm red glow
Title: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Xsannz on February 27, 2013, 08:52:56 pm
Tiwa do you like your avatar?
Title: Solium Infernum
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 28, 2013, 12:02:30 pm
The most complicated game I have played from the site so far is: Solium Infernum

http://www.crypticcomet.com/games/SI/Solium_Infernum.html

It is so complicated that I cant even figure out how to play it, so gave up.

edit: Fuck This Game
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/555800
Title: The Sense of Connectedness
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 28, 2013, 01:33:52 pm
The Sense of Connectedness
It literally blows your mind
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=16151.0
p.s The key to the game is SOUL not PSI. You need to route your neuronal firing from Soul to every part of the brain
Title: Wolfenstein Genius
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 28, 2013, 02:11:29 pm
Wolfenstein 1d

Better than Duke Nukem Forever
http://wonder-tonic.com/wolf1d/
Title: You're a fat, ugly, fat, bastard Clarence
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 28, 2013, 06:29:03 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1519306
I also hate most the platformers due to horrible controls (is mouse+keyboard really necessary?)

Clarences Big Chance

Technically a Super Mario Clone, but with Superb writing.
Superb
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Pseudolonewolf/clarences-big-chance
Title: Aurora - The Dwarf Fortress of 4X Games
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 28, 2013, 07:06:39 pm
Aurora
http://aurora2.pentarch.org/index.php/board,10.0.html

A much more accurate than I can muster review here:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=47678.0
Quote from: Magnnus
Recently I've stumbled upon an absolute jewel of a game called Aurora during my ongoing search for the best 4X game out there, and I think I have a winner. This game is an independent project by a man named Steve Walmsley; his income comes from online poker, and his spare time is consumed by developing and playing this game. The game is 100% free, immensely detailed, and absolutely brilliant.

It is a very open, almost sandbox like 4X game that takes place in a procedurally generated universe of his own creation. The universe has wonderful personality with orbiting planets, stars, moons, and asteroids; of course there are also ancient alien ruins and native life, from the hyper advanced and long gone precursors to modern earth like civilizations as well as other fledgling races just setting out to the stars.

It is basically Anacreon (http://www.neurohack.com/anacreon/) but without an enemy player and, possibly, without any enemies at all.

The only down side is it is complicated and time consuming. Plus it is not as good as my favourite 4X style game, Ascendancy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascendancy_(video_game))
Title: Funny Boxing Game
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 28, 2013, 07:46:19 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1519248
I'm quoting this so I remember to play it later.

I am putting this here so I can remember about it later because I will probably never play it again but should play it again
Funny Boxing Game
http://splax.net/en/game01.html
edit: This game too:
Is it time yet?
http://www.kongregate.com/games/emiaj715/is-it-time
Title: Don't take it personally, babe, it just ain't your story
Post by: Tiwaking! on March 01, 2013, 12:59:57 am
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1519306
I am going through every single game on this website and am currently up to page 17/43 so should be finished by tomorrow.

This would have been true had some fantastic games not been found. The Wager, The Sense Of Connectedness, and Farm of Souls (http://www.kongregate.com/games/Siveran/farm-of-souls) ate 10 hours. And The final game Don't take it personally, babe, it just ain't your story (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_take_it_personally,_babe,_it_just_ain't_your_story) just got finished.
Title: Papers Please!
Post by: Tiwaking! on March 01, 2013, 02:18:52 pm
You cant fail this game. It wont allow you to approve bad people

http://pope.jeffsys.net/play.php?g=ppl
Throughly enjoy denying people
Title: Website - Played This Thing
Post by: Tiwaking! on March 01, 2013, 06:29:08 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1519276
I'm guessing instead of working, Tiwa spends every second of his day playing computer games.

All 43 odd pages of Suggested Games (http://playthisthing.com/suggestions) have been played now. A disturbing number of crappy popcap games dominate the the final three pages and there are about a dozen C++/C# games that like to crash.

Overall: C+. About 60% of the games are quite enjoyable. With 4% being addictive as hell.
Title: Incursion Paladins
Post by: Tiwaking! on March 01, 2013, 09:20:43 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1518214
Oh I totally have to try this....

Okay. Select Paladin. Select "Sneaky" (can move silently at full speed). Start Game
(y) Use Item -> (a) Mount -> (p)ony
(h) hide/move silently
Movement speed = 180%
You are now the worlds fastest sneaker

p.s Do NOT cast Detect Evil as it alerts all evil things to your presence which means you cannot hide anymore
Also: Try to select "Armour Specialisation" to reduce your armour check penalty to 1/3 of its normal.
Mithril Armour is one category lighter, +3 max dex bonus, armour check -3, and weights half

Finally: Riding a sneaking prone pony is inadvertently hilarious
Title: Papers Please! - Because I played it first
Post by: Tiwaking! on January 21, 2014, 07:05:25 pm
You cant fail this game. It wont allow you to approve bad people

[url]http://pope.jeffsys.net/play.php?g=ppl[/url] ([url]http://pope.jeffsys.net/play.php?g=ppl[/url])
Throughly enjoy denying people

I just wanted to say: I PLAYED IT FIRST, before it went all mainstream and totally sold out
In your face Yahtzee!
PAPERS, PLEASE AND BROTHERS: A TALE OF TWO SONS (Zero Punctuation) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cy0mWziFrI#ws)

And you too Steam Bot!
http://www.getsome.co.nz/index.php?topic=86118.msg1529728#msg1529728 (http://www.getsome.co.nz/index.php?topic=86118.msg1529728#msg1529728)

Just kidding. Its a great game. You should have all played it before it was cool
Title: ElectoCity Mastered
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 14, 2014, 12:45:03 am
Spoilers in how to play ElectroCity:
Key points: Do NOT build anything BUT Nuclear Power Plants.
Money > Energy: You dont need Power Plants. You make tons more money than there is electricity in the game. Just use money to buy power because there is not enough space to build enough Power Plants.
Time > Cost: The limit of 150 turns means you need to get the SLOWEST built buildings up as fast as you can for maximum benefit. What I mean is: If you have the money, build it. Try not to save up for things. Notably: Ski Fields $2k(12 turns), Stadiums $13k/Amusement Parks $13k(14? turns). These buildings need to be finished before turn 100 at LEAST.
NUCLEAR POWAH! Build these one at a time and keep upgrading. The environmental/tourism impact is too big to build all of them at once.
Keep New Zealand Green - NEVER demolish bush (make them National Parks $900 +8 tourism -6 pollution!) try not to demolish Forest
Maps are RANDOM: Some maps are harder than others. By 'Harder' I mean 20k-1k more or less people. This is due to space issues.
Water is USELESS: Ocean squares cannot be used. The generators cause too much pollution.
Special Resources: Whale Watching and Geo Thermal Tourism is excellent.

Things NEVER TO BUILD: Wind Power, Coal/Gas Power, Solar Power, Sea Power, Hydro Power, Geo Power, Camping Grounds (debatable since you can demolish them but +1 tourism? Pff), Mines (you dont have time/money to waste of them as they are far too slow), Buying Gas/Power (not enough time to take advantage of low/high cost). Anything I havent mentioned in the guide, dont build.


First save up and build the Paper Mill $1200(+$600/turn) then upgrade for $500 (it then uses no power)
then save for Aluminium Smelter ($2400 +$1k/turn)
the save for Nuclear Power Plant $4k.
If you have the money ($2k) build the Ski Fields OR Spam the coast with Beaches the upgrade when able.
Spam Hills with Rich Farm/Farms and upgrade them.
Build Airport quickly (pre-turn 80), upgrade it continously
Try to upgrade the Ski Fields, but they are expensive ($8k)
When the "You need more energy!" messages come up, upgrade the Nuclear Power Plant. Build more ONLY when everything is being built. Dont bother saving money to build the power plant. Money > Energy.

Once you feel it is time to 'win', set the tax rate to zero. Then, demolish the Paper Mill (replace with Stadium) and demolish the Smelter (replace with Amusement Park)
At around turn 80 is when you should just rush: Change the options to "auto pay shortfall) and Press Next Turn over and over again. Your income should be ridiculously high. If not, then you will go bankrupt.

General Notes:
Destroy the WindMill and replace it with Rich Farms or Farm then upgrade to CoGen Farms.
Place Farms on every hill

It took four hours but I finally beat this game. Unfortunately I am 8951 people short of Optimus's population. However: He has played it for 151 turns and I only got 150, so I'll consider this a win.

Stupid Autobots

edit: After signing in to the public competition I've found out how he got a higher score. His city is from an older version of ElectroCity, where the environmental impact of buildings was less than later versions.

http://www.electrocity.co.nz/browse/gamebugfix.aspx (http://www.electrocity.co.nz/browse/gamebugfix.aspx)
Quote
Game Bug Fix 1.1 - 25 May

ElectroCity has been fixed after a bug was discovered in the game. This bug was allowing players to achieve very high scores by focusing on one source for power generation - typically nuclear. This has been addressed and nuclear plants now have a greater adverse impact on happiness.

The fix means your old score may have been decreased if you built a large number of nuclear plants.

The fix may affect your position in the schools competition. But remember, the highest score doesn't necessarily win the competition - the top 100 cities at the end of the competition will be judged on criteria which include: cities played in the spirit of the game, cities that are balanced, have good scores and good descriptions that have achieved what the player(s) intended.


Thats dumb
Title: Cubed and Astray
Post by: Tiwaking! on April 27, 2014, 09:11:07 pm
http://www.rappdaniel.com/experiment/cubed/# (http://www.rappdaniel.com/experiment/cubed/#)
This game gets a bit crazy after ten minutes

Also give his game Astray a go
http://astray.se/ (http://astray.se/)
Its is written in Java :thumbs: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Website - Play This Thing!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on April 28, 2014, 02:39:35 pm
Quote from: Tiwaking!;1519178
Captain Forever
[url]http://www.captainforever.com/captainforever.php[/url] ([url]http://www.captainforever.com/captainforever.php[/url])
Play it. You wont regret it. Here are some tips:
Your starting command module comes with a gun. The gun is disabled if you place a girder on the front of your ship.
Engines work even when attached to the INSIDE of your ship, so a hollow ship is a excellent idea.
Your guns can hit your own ship
If you accidentally fly into another ship, they will try to kill you.
Try to place Green modules on the inside and darker (stronger) modules on the outside
Try to create a |_| formation at the front of the ship so your command module can still fire
Try to manuever enemies so they shoot and kill each other
You can loot any module you can click on, even if there is an enemy ship on it
A Borg Cube or Vogon Brick is a possible layout as long as the components are even

Have fun! I played this for an untold amount of time, but my last game went for an hour before I accidentally disconnected half of my ship, spun round in a circle, and shot all my modules to pieces
([url]http://www.getsome.co.nz/attachment.php?attachmentid=7770&stc=1&d=1361870453[/url])


I'm quoting this so I remember to play it later.



I'm quoting this quote so I remember to play the quoted game later.
Title: Captain Forever is addictive
Post by: Tiwaking! on April 28, 2014, 07:44:57 pm
I'm quoting this quote so I remember to play the quoted game later.
I wouldnt play it if I were you. The game is as addictive as all of the Lego games combined. Especially if you can get your hands on a Peacekeeper ship

If Captain Forever had an on-line multiplayer mode, I'd probably never stop playing it
Title: Frog Fractions
Post by: Tiwaking! on March 27, 2016, 07:42:02 pm
I played this for an hour and a half and I still dont know what you are meant to do.
http://twinbeard.com/frog-fractions (http://twinbeard.com/frog-fractions)

Also: Played this for an hour and a half before having to read the FAQ to find out how to win
http://gridland.doublespeakgames.com/ (http://gridland.doublespeakgames.com/)
It took me forever to figure out that time only runs when you perform an action
Title: Forum Wars
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 28, 2019, 03:10:32 pm
All I get is a black screen.


I like it.
The loading screen was a black screen which would sometimes never end. The 'game' is a questionnaire which generates an avatar based on your responses.

To be honest, I think there is only one avatar
(https://www.getsome.co.nz/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84793.0;attach=10325;image)