Contrary to Retardobot's stupid beliefs, I had no desire to be banned. But this is more than what I could of hoped for, now when someone wants to read my posts they have to go to the extra trouble. And my posts are amazing, lets face it, you all want to know what this really says.

However, I had no intention of staying here. As I have stated in the recent past, I am in this concentration camp for stupid people on a temporary and voluntary basis, which is now rescinded. Thank you for making my time here enjoyable and giving me the attention I desired. Truly, I appreciate the effort you went to; I feel acknowledged because rather than simply banning me, you put in hard work and concentrated on coming up with a creative solution despite your limited capacity for thought.

So let the slew of people saying it's great they can't see this begin, but we all know you're pretending you didn't read it It's like that Rick Roll crap where they get Rick Roll'd then respond saying nice try that's a Rick Roll link thinking they appear to be smart. Or was that just me?

Anyway, good bye everyone and thank you for the wonderful times. Or at least, that is what I would of said had wonderful times occurred in this dump at any point throughout history, but you amused me at the very least. Feels like playing that 'Populous' game from back in the day.

Farewell, peasants.

A lot of assumptions have been made about me. And why not, I'm a hot topic because I'm a hot guy.

But that has nothing to do with it, because this isn't actually about me. Or is it? This is about the other me. Not the one in my head - that's Jim and he sings to me at night.

A bunch of dumb people who shall not be named once said that my other personality, 'Virtuality' was banned. Well, no, you're wrong. I could of just told them that they're wrong, but rather than doing that I extended the period for which they would think incorrect thoughts. The reasoning is simple: It is satisfying if the result of an action, or word, or doing.. wait, that's an action, convinces a dumb person that they're dumb. This is an accomplishment because usually a dumb person doesn't have the mental capacity to contemplate being dumb. It could be compared to teaching a goat to stop sleeping in the middle of the fucking driveway - and I'm being serious here, even if you run it over the fuckers still there the next day.

As usual, my logic is infallible. Yours may not be, but I hope you are following regardless.

One day something horrible happened. A monster appeared and took over ICONZ. It was HUGE! And nasty. And it was named DeeZilla. But it was a pig in sheep's clothing.. Wait, that doesn't feel right, but that's not important right now. Due to the fact that it was unidentifiable I either acted in a null context or in a pleasant context.

Then the monster emerged. The peasants (thats you guys) panicked. But I remained calm and whispered (meaning, I used private messages) to someone about something that had nothing to do with anything. As a sidenote the monster was mentioned but was not referred to as a monster, but rather a different word, I will not tell you what this word is, however I will tell you that it began with an 'f' and ended with a 'atbitch'. With a space in there somewhere. And I know it just sounds like the 'f' is irrelevant and it's actually "that bitch", but no, it's actually "fat bitch".

But the monster took notice of me whispering to my friend and rampaged (through my private messages.. fuck knows why they call them private). And accused me of calling her a word that I did not use in any form whatsoever! Well, at least nowhere she had the right to be. Since I've been giving comparisons you'll probably expect one here, so imagine you wake up after a night on the town and a fat girl is blowing you, while you can understand that her assumption is that it's ok, it's actually not ok. Except actually, there is no fucking assumption that it's ok - Wait, this time I'm talking about the monster. Anyway, it might actually be ok because some people like that - Not the monster this time, you following? And I mean fat girls, before you make a stupid joke - Damn it, this time I mean the... nevermind.

The monster put me in the cooler, presumably to eat me and become even fatter - well, at least she contributes to science and our knowledge relating to gravity. I changed my identity and escaped the next morning.

By the time I was out, the monster was gone. All was right in the world... or was it? The peasants had become noticeably more stupid. I think they were turned into zombies by the monster. And I'm the only one here. Alive. And this is my story. I will live on and tell... well, actually, no one's left, so I'll live on and have Jim sing to me some more. All alone... with Jim. I used to like Jim.

Leave your name if you want a PM when I publish this as a book.

It's been several months since I've finished at MDS and nothing has really worked out because NZ just doesn't have the industry to support my education, and moving isn't an option for various reasons. Even if it was, I'm not sure the lifestyle is suitable for me as I want something more consistent.

So lately I've been thinking about what I can do instead, and the reason I've been doing crap all for the past few months is because I can't come to a decision on whether to study again or not, but now I'm at the point where there's really little other option.

So I had a few questions. I was going to ask AUT, but then I wondered if AUT is more of a business than a school like Massey who just tell you whatever to make an extra few bucks, so better to get somewhat unbiased opinions on these things. Other thing is, is university even the best idea? Is AUT an appropriate place to study this compared to other options?

I think I'd like to end up making desktop programs for windows or even linux, or even making video games.


1) I'd like to minimize the time I'm studying, but comp science is 3 years which is one of the biggest reasons against wanting to do it. Is there a better alternative?

2) My math is extremely poor, and that needs to change, will comp science carry my hand throughout the first year or do I need to fix this myself prior to beginning?

3) Did you study some form of programming, what was it, and what were your thoughts? What did you learn from this endeavour that could be useful to others who are interested in this line of work?

Lastly, any advice that comes to mind?