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Messages - Tiwaking!
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« on: July 23, 2023, 02:35:46 pm »
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language
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« on: July 14, 2023, 08:07:45 am »
When children become unimportant to a society, that society has forfeited its future.
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« on: July 12, 2023, 10:44:27 pm »
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it
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« on: July 11, 2023, 07:09:43 am »
It’s not important to even be remembered. The people who worry about being remembered are guys like Reagan, Bush; These people want to be remembered, and they’ll spend a lot of money and do a lot of work to make sure that remembrance is just terrific. I don’t care
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« on: July 10, 2023, 06:25:20 am »
beautiful women make us buy beer... ugly women make us DRINK beer
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« on: July 04, 2023, 07:22:34 am »
Still there is a saying in old Czechoslovakia. The naked man fears no pick-pockets.
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« on: June 20, 2023, 08:53:04 pm »
They reflect that mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent, and oppose to the emotions of compassion which they feel for a particular person, a more enlarged compassion, which they feel for mankind.
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« on: June 18, 2023, 05:47:35 pm »
Money doesnt change you, it unmasks you
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« on: June 10, 2023, 08:42:10 pm »
Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does not like being challenged
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« on: May 20, 2023, 09:17:11 am »
The world has enough for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed
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« on: May 15, 2023, 07:06:47 pm »
“If your [sic] born with a willy you ain’t no filly.”
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« on: May 11, 2023, 03:21:23 pm »
The most successful war seldom pays for its losses.
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« on: April 11, 2023, 02:17:05 pm »
If you want to make a man happy, add not unto his riches but take away from his desires
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« on: April 09, 2023, 12:04:27 pm »
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
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« on: April 09, 2023, 11:15:41 am »
My name is Kayne and I have a dream.
I like this Kayne guy. Let's make him King. :)
Good because i've been wanting to break into someones home lately and would like to get out of it scott free if possible
I cant believe I had a brain that could photoshop an image of Elvis kicking an exploding house. Those were good days
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« on: March 21, 2023, 08:05:44 pm »
You cannot hide from danger. Death floats on the air, creeps through the window, comes with the handshake of a stranger. If we stop living because we fear death, then we have already died
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« on: January 25, 2023, 08:20:19 am »
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction
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« on: January 22, 2023, 11:13:31 am »
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in
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« on: January 09, 2023, 10:37:26 pm »
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn
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« on: January 09, 2023, 08:25:53 am »
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia
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« on: December 30, 2022, 03:12:27 pm »
A society that can't defend its children has no tomorrow
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« on: December 18, 2022, 08:54:20 am »
An expert is someone who knows what they know, they have an idea of what they dont know but they have an idea where to find it. It certainly doesnt mean they know everything.
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« on: December 17, 2022, 08:00:31 am »
When you start to humanize your enemy, you, in turn, may be dehumanized by your community
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« on: November 16, 2022, 07:18:47 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipafibUmnFMMobile Engine Medics
7 hours ago (edited)
Don’t forget that certain accessories are forbidden as they turn your regular woman into an assault woman. If your woman is under a certain length she must be registered on a form 1 or 4 with the AFT(ATF) before you can make or take possession of her. Also her purse isn’t allowed to hold more than 10 items in certain states. If you live in a state which allows it and you wish to quiet her yelling to a hearing safe level, be prepared to pay an extra tax, get finger printed, and go through an extensive background check before you begin your year long wait period to quiet her down. Remember that your woman is only allowed to speak one word per time you pull her finger unless she was born before 1986 and was properly taxed and registered with the government. If your woman violates these standards and you don’t hold a special license you can be subject to fines and imprisonment. I can’t wait to go pass my woman safety course and carry specialized expensive woman insurance so I can pick out my woman on the list of women certified for sale before waiting 10 days to take her home. Ahhhhh freedom.
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