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Games => Console => Topic started by: Lias on November 05, 2015, 12:27:09 pm

Title: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Lias on November 05, 2015, 12:27:09 pm
http://www.hardocp.com/news/2015/11/04/more_women_own_consoles_than_men/ (http://www.hardocp.com/news/2015/11/04/more_women_own_consoles_than_men/)

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CIBW6r9m_98/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Retardobot on November 05, 2015, 01:05:47 pm
I wouldn't read into those half-assed statistics.

Their definition of a console is "such as an Xbox or PlayStation".

In-comprehensive study is in-comprehensive.
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on November 06, 2015, 09:15:11 am
It's a study, so you know it's true.

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Most women are either bisexual or gay but "never straight", a study suggests.

Research has found that though lesbians are much more attracted to the female form, most women who say they are straight are in fact aroused by videos of both naked men and naked women.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11540856 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11540856)
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Scunner on November 13, 2015, 10:44:51 am
Research has found that though lesbians are much more attracted to the female form, most women who say they are straight are in fact aroused by videos of both naked men and naked women.

I'm aroused by videos with both naked men and naked women in them. I guess I must be bisexual.
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on November 13, 2015, 10:56:14 am
I'm more attracted to the female form, so I must be a lesbian.
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Clin on November 13, 2015, 12:05:47 pm
lol @ console hate
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: ChiBae on January 14, 2016, 04:26:26 pm
If I play PC and Playstation, does that mean I'm Caitlin Jenner?
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Pigdog on January 14, 2016, 06:46:04 pm
If I play PC and Playstation, does that mean I'm Caitlin Jenner?
Yes but after a while you will want to revert back to being bruce...
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: ChiBae on January 14, 2016, 07:26:43 pm
If I play PC and Playstation, does that mean I'm Caitlin Jenner?
Yes but after a while you will want to revert back to being bruce...
Bruce can't play Destiny though
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Pigdog on January 14, 2016, 10:22:24 pm
If I play PC and Playstation, does that mean I'm Caitlin Jenner?
Yes but after a while you will want to revert back to being bruce...
Bruce can't play Destiny though
He can't play with his penis anymore either, but what he does have is mods, Glorious mods for many games.
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: ChiBae on January 14, 2016, 10:56:08 pm
If I play PC and Playstation, does that mean I'm Caitlin Jenner?
Yes but after a while you will want to revert back to being bruce...
Bruce can't play Destiny though
He can't play with his penis anymore either, but what he does have is mods, Glorious mods for many games.
Both Bruce and Caitlin both have their uses. Bruce is better for mods and FPS games. Caitlin is better for Racing and 3rd person games
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Pigdog on January 14, 2016, 11:30:24 pm
If I play PC and Playstation, does that mean I'm Caitlin Jenner?
Yes but after a while you will want to revert back to being bruce...
Bruce can't play Destiny though
He can't play with his penis anymore either, but what he does have is mods, Glorious mods for many games.
Both Bruce and Caitlin both have their uses. Bruce is better for mods and FPS games. Caitlin is better for Racing and 3rd person games
And I can't wait for bruce and caitlin equally as good as each other.What a time to be alive
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Lias on January 14, 2016, 11:42:33 pm
Both Bruce and Caitlin both have their uses. Bruce is better for mods and FPS games. Caitlin is better for Racing and 3rd person games

It's nothing to do with the platform, just the controller. Put a xbox controller on a PC and those Caitlin games are instantly Bruce games. With better graphics, better performance, and mods :-P
Title: Caitlin says: Make it click!
Post by: Tiwaking! on January 15, 2016, 12:14:54 am
Both Bruce and Caitlin both have their uses. Bruce is better for mods and FPS games. Caitlin is better for Racing and 3rd person games

Caitlin for your Grand Theft Autos
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7XdlhI70MdQ/VgXMDucJ1iI/AAAAAAAAA1U/9i39JXbococ/s1600/CPoi6eAVEAEsaly-min.jpg)
And Bruce for your sports games
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Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: ChiBae on January 15, 2016, 01:11:43 am
Both Bruce and Caitlin both have their uses. Bruce is better for mods and FPS games. Caitlin is better for Racing and 3rd person games

It's nothing to do with the platform, just the controller. Put a xbox controller on a PC and those Caitlin games are instantly Bruce games. With better graphics, better performance, and mods :-P
I'd still rather play things like Dark Souls or Assassin's Creed on console cause that's what they're optimized for
Title: How technology improves life
Post by: Tiwaking! on January 15, 2016, 03:36:46 pm
Both Bruce and Caitlin both have their uses. Bruce is better for mods and FPS games. Caitlin is better for Racing and 3rd person games


It's nothing to do with the platform, just the controller. Put a xbox controller on a PC and those Caitlin games are instantly Bruce games. With better graphics, better performance, and mods :-P

I'd still rather play things like Dark Souls or Assassin's Creed on console cause that's what they're optimized for
I'd still rather shit in a squat toilet cause thats what they're optimized for
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bCZXqoIuk20/TpcT5OEoKEI/AAAAAAAAANU/1Wl3RY3x4rA/s1600/toilet_how+to+use+japanese+toilet.jpg)
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on January 15, 2016, 04:11:58 pm
I don't like using any toilet which requires the word 'caution', 'warning', or 'extreme hazard: safety gear required'  in its instructions.

Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Pigdog on January 15, 2016, 10:17:53 pm
I don't like using any toilet which requires the word 'caution', 'warning', or 'extreme hazard: safety gear required'  in its instructions.


I should probably listen to your advice and stop shitting in multching machines.
You know, the ones that spray the compost out the other side..... Into a children's playground...
Title: Re: It's official, console gamers are girls.
Post by: Clin on June 07, 2018, 04:44:38 pm
Why is that man pooping in my slipper?