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Open back door. Let them go at it.





Not that I'd do that in your position either. But sometimes I just feel like cunts gotta be shown that they're cunts.

Have had cats die from abscesses brought on by fights. Not the best idea but see where you're coming from.

Reply #22825 Posted: September 29, 2015, 08:58:08 am



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Give your cats body armour, and train them in marshal arts.

Reply #22826 Posted: September 29, 2015, 09:16:45 am

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Induct them into the brotherhood of steel and give them power armor and a Gatling gun.

Reply #22827 Posted: September 29, 2015, 09:59:26 am

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I just signed a new job contract.

Disappointedly it did not have the following clause.

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This document serves to inform you that this project will require you to be fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations. By accepting this Project assignment, you may be required to do any of the following: appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform genital-to-genital touching; have your genitals painted; simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching; contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude; pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; ride on someone's back while you are both fully nude; and other assorted acts the Project may require. The Project will also include language and sexual situations that some may consider personally objectionable or uncomfortable


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11521956

Reply #22828 Posted: October 01, 2015, 09:40:33 am

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I just signed a new job contract.

Disappointedly it did not have the following clause.

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This document serves to inform you that this project will require you to be fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations. By accepting this Project assignment, you may be required to do any of the following: appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform genital-to-genital touching; have your genitals painted; simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching; contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude; pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; ride on someone's back while you are both fully nude; and other assorted acts the Project may require. The Project will also include language and sexual situations that some may consider personally objectionable or uncomfortable


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11521956


Congrats, and I concur

Reply #22829 Posted: October 01, 2015, 10:27:51 am

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This is my kind of protest.
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Students are planning to protest new gun licence laws allowing concealed guns on Texas campuses by carrying dildos to class.


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Reply #22830 Posted: October 13, 2015, 01:20:57 pm

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What the hell is going on in here?

Reply #22831 Posted: October 20, 2015, 07:21:17 pm

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Fuck all.

Reply #22832 Posted: October 21, 2015, 11:37:47 am
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Yep

Reply #22833 Posted: October 21, 2015, 04:45:47 pm
Wallpaper thread (It was good when it was updated)

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Guys, are high maintenance girlfriends worth it?

Reply #22834 Posted: October 21, 2015, 10:50:31 pm
"We are the majority we arent the tards, the people we pick on are." -Luse_K

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Dunno man, let me give yours a spin and I'll let you know.

Reply #22835 Posted: October 21, 2015, 10:55:44 pm
Wallpaper thread (It was good when it was updated)

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Does the test drive come with any terms and conditions?

Reply #22836 Posted: October 21, 2015, 11:01:00 pm

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Guys, are high maintenance girlfriends worth it?

In hindsight, no. Whilst in the relationship, yes.

Reply #22837 Posted: October 22, 2015, 09:29:40 am



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In hindsight, no. Whilst in the relationship, yes.


Basically what he said


The overall answer being no

Reply #22838 Posted: October 22, 2015, 09:32:41 am
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Agreed. Fun at the time, but never a good balance of Good/Batshit.

Reply #22839 Posted: October 22, 2015, 09:43:47 am

lol @ console hate

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Dunno man, let me give yours a spin and I'll let you know.

Whoa slow down there buddy, I don't have a girlfriend, my bike's my bae :D

Does the test drive come with any terms and conditions?

There's no....see above.


In hindsight, no. Whilst in the relationship, yes.



Basically what he said


The overall answer being no

Agreed. Fun at the time, but never a good balance of Good/Batshit.

Alright, 3 against. Best hope any ladies in my future aren't high maintenance then huh....

Clin, in your experience does batshit ≈ high maintenance?

Reply #22840 Posted: October 22, 2015, 01:46:22 pm
"We are the majority we arent the tards, the people we pick on are." -Luse_K

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To keep them from going bat-shit, one would assume that you'd have to be on your toes constantly. AKA, high maintenance.

Reply #22841 Posted: October 22, 2015, 02:07:04 pm



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Clin, in your experience does batshit ≈ high maintenance?

In my experience you don't take relationship advice from internet goons. You're in your twenties, go nuts.

Reply #22842 Posted: October 22, 2015, 02:22:43 pm

lol @ console hate

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Do you like her?

Reply #22843 Posted: October 22, 2015, 02:49:19 pm

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To keep them from going bat-shit, one would assume that you'd have to be on your toes constantly. AKA, high maintenance.

Oh yeah, I kinda figured she'd just leave if I dropped the ball.


In my experience you don't take relationship advice from internet goons. You're in your twenties, go nuts.

I'm going to do this one, great advice from an internet goon. :D

Reply #22844 Posted: October 22, 2015, 02:56:20 pm
"We are the majority we arent the tards, the people we pick on are." -Luse_K

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In my experience you don't take relationship advice from internet goons. You're in your twenties, go nuts.


I devided by zero.

Reply #22845 Posted: October 22, 2015, 03:18:06 pm
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In my experience you don't take relationship advice from internet goons. You're in your twenties, go nuts make your own decisions.


I devided by zero.

Fine :P

Reply #22846 Posted: October 22, 2015, 03:33:40 pm

lol @ console hate

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Does this high maintenance girl say yes to anal?

If not, walk.

Reply #22847 Posted: October 22, 2015, 04:05:41 pm



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The anus is just a less slippery hole guys, c'mon.

Reply #22848 Posted: October 22, 2015, 04:08:50 pm

lol @ console hate

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Anal is passe.. does she do A2M?

Reply #22849 Posted: October 22, 2015, 04:19:32 pm