What made your day?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

This thread is the opposite of the 'What grinds your gears?' thread.

Post about awesome things.

Like reading about this in the herald.

An American youth is recovering in the intensive-care unit after being savagely gored during a bullfighting festival.
Miller underwent a three-hour operation to repair damage to thighs, sphincter and back muscles,

hahaha, serves him right.

http://www.24report.net/horrifying-moment-u-s-tourist-20-was-gored-at-spanish-bull-run/

[Craigor]

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[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

your*rse

[Xsannz]

your *rse

the use of a space is important ^ fixed this made my day

[Kayne]

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Everyone say happy birthday to Craig so that instead of correcting grammar, he says

"All those wonderful young men over at the YMCA Getsome"

luv u 2 Craig <3

[Obble]

A dog walked into work. Kept it until lunch time and managed to find its owner somewhere. Today was a good day.

[Tiwaking!]

Read this. Made my day.
http://www.meforum.org/441/why-arabs-lose-wars
The reason is because knowledge is power, so the arab commanders keep information to themselves which keep their troops ignorant.

Along these lines, Kenneth Pollack concludes his exhaustive study of Arab military effectiveness by noting that "certain patterns of behavior fostered by the dominant Arab culture were the most important factors contributing to the limited military effectiveness of Arab armies and air forces from 1945 to 1991."16 These attributes included over-centralization, discouraging initiative, lack of flexibility, manipulation of information, and the discouragement of leadership at the junior officer level.

[Pigdog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apVR5Htz0K4
Must have NOW.

[Xsannz]

NEW  job starting 29th.. made my day +1 for more monies

[Retardobot]

NEW  job starting 29th.. made my day +1 for more monies

Nice work, champ.

Same company, new promotion? Or flying the coop for greater rewards?

Suddenly becoming excited for a new washer + fridge when me and the poonta move into our new place 2 weeks from now.

Also, a shit ton of comic books I have on order.

[Xsannz]

NEW  job starting 29th.. made my day +1 for more monies

Nice work, champ.

Same company, new promotion? Or flying the coop for greater rewards?

Suddenly becoming excited for a new washer + fridge when me and the poonta move into our new place 2 weeks from now.

Also, a shit ton of comic books I have on order.

Tried bargaining internally for current company to keep me and got somewhere but not enough to compare to new job was offering so flying the coop to a client of current company for +25k a year and loose a couple of rewards like free breakfasts but still worth it.


RII did you get a top loader or front loader (washer) and did you get an icemaker fridge?

[Retardobot]

Nice work, man.

Got a Samsung front loader with wifi. Yes, my washer will have wifi so I can connect my phone to it.

And got a basic Mitsubishi fridge. No ice maker. The jump up in price wasn't worth it for a few gimmicky features. The Wifi thing on the washer sounds gimmicky, but I believe it lets Samsung connect straight to the unit to diagnose any faults.

Also, reading about Enrique Iglasias having a concert in a bull-righting ring and slicing his fingers when the ignorant, thick as pig-shit fuck reaches up to grab a hovering drone that was taking photos.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

The Wifi thing on the washer sounds gimmicky, but I believe it lets Samsung connect straight to the unit to diagnose any faults.

The Guardians of Peace can now hack your washing machine and release your most intimate details to the public, like how soiled your underwear is.

[Retardobot]

I don't wear underwear.

I free-ball it, 24/7.

[Pigdog]

How soiled your pants are then?

[Kayne]

You know what made my day?

Spoiler :

IT'S

FUCKING

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

How soiled your pants are then?

Extra heavy duty washing cycle.

He has to pour a whole container of bleach in.

[Retardobot]

I just piss in my pants to clean the shit stains off.

[Lias]

I just piss in my pants to clean the shit stains off.

Thats some 1% biker shit right there lol

[Bounty Hunter]

My book arrived!

Race Tech's Motorcycle Suspension Bible.

It has many pictures.

[private_hell]

It has many pictures.

picture books rule 

[Obble]

My boss came back from Europe.

Had my first break between the hours of 7am-6pm today, for the first time in 8 weeks.

It felt good. Like free balling.

[Pigdog]

How soiled your pants are then?

Extra heavy duty washing cycle.

He has to pour a whole container of bleach in.

That's why all of his clothing is white.

[Xsannz]

KFC DOUBLE DOWN FOR BREAKFAST 2 OF THEM ONE IN EACH FLAVOUR

[Pyromanik]

wrote an 87% useless shell script.