favourite quotes

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What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

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It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it

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If you want to eat the meal you have to pick up the bill

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When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals

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The distance between the continents, should not be measured by the minutes of flight of ballistic missiles but by the closeness of our human values, the most basic of which is life itself

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When you start to humanize your enemy, you, in turn, may be dehumanized by your community

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An expert is someone who knows what they know, they have an idea of what they dont know but they have an idea where to find it. It certainly doesnt mean they know everything.

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A society that can't defend its children has no tomorrow

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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia

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Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in

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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction

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You cannot hide from danger. Death floats on the air, creeps through the window, comes with the handshake of a stranger. If we stop living because we fear death, then we have already died

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IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

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If you want to make a man happy, add not unto his riches but take away from his desires

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The most successful war seldom pays for its losses.

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“If your [sic] born with a willy you ain’t no filly.”

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The world has enough for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed

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Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does not like being challenged

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Money doesnt change you, it unmasks you

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They reflect that mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent, and oppose to the emotions of compassion which they feel for a particular person, a more enlarged compassion, which they feel for mankind.

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Still there is a saying in old Czechoslovakia. The naked man fears no pick-pockets.

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beautiful women make us buy beer... ugly women make us DRINK beer

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It’s not important to even be remembered. The people who worry about being remembered are guys like Reagan, Bush; These people want to be remembered, and they’ll spend a lot of money and do a lot of work to make sure that remembrance is just terrific. I don’t care

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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it