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Messages - zolteg
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« on: January 28, 2014, 10:34:23 pm »
Since meeting someone on Thursday, was with them Fri, Sun, and last night. Seeing again today o____o Cellmate? Or are you in one of those four bed hospital rooms having caught a nasty disease....
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« on: January 26, 2014, 08:29:27 pm »
Wonder how much these set you back a round...
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« on: January 25, 2014, 05:01:15 pm »
Fuckit, point the Com Com at them.....at least then it'll be confirmed either way...
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« on: January 20, 2014, 06:13:53 pm »
I was takin' a dump. It wasn't pretty, I tell ya whut....
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« on: August 12, 2013, 11:16:55 pm »
This Wait 'til you take yo ass to Hamner Springs. One of the first things I did after I got mine done. ...'what, you mean there's boobs under them swimsuits...?'
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« on: August 10, 2013, 04:01:09 pm »
Was short-sighted plus astigmatism Pussy.
Photo Refractive Keratectomy. Scrape the front of yer eyeball off, burn it with a laser.
LASIK's for wimmin.
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« on: August 05, 2013, 07:54:55 pm »
I'd totes do another few years in Wellington if I ever live in the NZ again. The place is brilliant. If it had snow and earthquakes it'd be just like Christchurch......
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« on: July 19, 2013, 05:10:12 pm »
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« on: June 24, 2013, 11:42:02 pm »
only up for two nights, could try though, would be good to meet some welly regulars x) Surely we can sort a beer or two.
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« on: June 19, 2013, 09:13:51 pm »
VIDEO
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« on: May 30, 2013, 01:30:02 pm »
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« on: May 04, 2013, 11:57:22 am »
Hard "sport" brah How can you tell if the duck is serious? They all look like they're joking to me.
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« on: April 21, 2013, 10:41:19 pm »
It's all bit weird isn't it? I always thought an old bugger singin' about two little boys was a bit dodge....
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« on: March 24, 2013, 09:50:06 pm »
So Zolteg, it wasn't really clear, did you have children before, or just decide to let retards win out faster by preventing the repopulation of the non-derp ranks? The latter. By the time that happens I'll well and truly be zombie food......
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« on: March 24, 2013, 08:47:16 pm »
Your wife watched? Best way to make sure.....after all, she had a vested interest.
No photos before y'all ask.... this was pre-digital days.
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« on: March 24, 2013, 11:51:30 am »
I don't think i will, the world is overpopulated, and is a fairly shitty place tbh. ^^^ This. Humans are a cancer. Got mine done at thirty or so, never looked back.
Although having two women poking around my nutsack with a knife while my wife of the time looked on was a little disconcerting.....
As an amusing sideline, where I got my cutjob is now a cheese shop.
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« on: March 09, 2013, 06:18:05 pm »
Colleague just got given a bottle of this as a reward. Jealous much....I fucking am.....
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« on: March 02, 2013, 08:53:13 pm »
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« on: January 26, 2013, 09:48:17 pm »
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« on: January 04, 2013, 01:40:03 pm »
My kinda cop....
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« on: October 21, 2012, 08:22:19 pm »
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« on: October 13, 2012, 11:33:24 pm »
Ducks, people. Fucking ducks.
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« on: October 04, 2012, 09:00:02 pm »
VIDEO
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« on: September 27, 2012, 10:07:05 pm »
I'm not sure it's worth mega bucks just to look at this: Erm, having flown a few of those patrols in P3K's, it's amazing how many
are in that water.....
are in that water.....
