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« on: July 29, 2014, 02:29:10 pm »
epic disease ridden forum rotting trolling bog monsters
What a.. beautiful thing to say. Thank you, Xsannz.
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« on: July 29, 2014, 02:24:10 pm »
Jesus Christ Neon, Why haven't you applied yet, with that spectacular use of the English language 
However these people sometimes have not spent more than 10 hours on this server; know no one, and therefore seem not committed at all. That is one of the very few times I have seen a semi colon used correctly outside of the programming world
That's great and all except you're wrong. So very WRONGA semicolon is used to connect two independent clauses, the two clauses presented are not independent. In this situation rather than a semicolon, he should have simply used the words 'and they'. Or, at the very least, without an overhaul it's the closest we can get to being correct from a grammatical perspective. To be perfectly honest, even from a syntax perspective and completely ignoring the proper use of a semicolon it doesn't read correctly in any way whatsoever. Who are you, and what have you done with Tiwaking?
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« on: July 29, 2014, 02:04:13 pm »
Google gives a near non-answer saying it's a physics sandbox which anyone looking into it very likely already knows. GMOD website expands on this in a way that implies it is for plebs who have no skill/ability or who are too lazy to get some and require someone else to make their assets.
I guess my question is why should I bother with it? In what way can someone benefit from creating content that the peasants will want to use in their mindless ambition to avoid being creative, skilled, learning worthwhile things, or using their brains in a manner that isn't reminding themselves to breath every now and then to sustain their pitiful existence?
Please remember to thank me for providing you with the opportunity to respond to one of my threads.
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« on: July 28, 2014, 01:26:27 am »
Hey, I tried to read it but got bored because your thoughts aren't interesting. I'll save your thread by adding some of my own.
Ah... actually, I can't be bothered. But this much should help so you can have it.
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« on: July 28, 2014, 01:24:41 am »
I have a conspiracy theory that christianity was formed as a way to control people using superstition and fear.
Wait, that's not a theory.
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« on: July 28, 2014, 01:21:54 am »
Tonight I face a terrible dilemma.
I don't know specifically what gonorrhoea is other than the fact that deadmeatwalking can't spell it properly.
There is a solution to that, google. However, that in itself proposes another issue and that's the fact it's probably fucking gross and I'm trying to eat right now. I could wait until I'm not eating, however, I don't have the capacity to care about it that much and I still have another 20 seconds til I'm done. The solution to it probably being gross is to not look at it, which puts me back at square one. This... is a catch 22. OH THE INHUMANITY!
I had a point, but it has long since been forgotten. I'm going to watch some shit ass comedy I pirated called arrested development that's ruined by the presence of michael cera when he was more pedobait than usual. And yes I'm aware that pedo's don't like people his age however I'm pretty sure he's the exception.
Then I will sleep. Then I will wake up because I have a government to file charges against.
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« on: July 28, 2014, 12:40:12 am »
A lot of assumptions have been made about me. And why not, I'm a hot topic because I'm a hot guy.
But that has nothing to do with it, because this isn't actually about me. Or is it? This is about the other me. Not the one in my head - that's Jim and he sings to me at night.
A bunch of dumb people who shall not be named once said that my other personality, 'Virtuality' was banned. Well, no, you're wrong. I could of just told them that they're wrong, but rather than doing that I extended the period for which they would think incorrect thoughts. The reasoning is simple: It is satisfying if the result of an action, or word, or doing.. wait, that's an action, convinces a dumb person that they're dumb. This is an accomplishment because usually a dumb person doesn't have the mental capacity to contemplate being dumb. It could be compared to teaching a goat to stop sleeping in the middle of the fucking driveway - and I'm being serious here, even if you run it over the fuckers still there the next day.
As usual, my logic is infallible. Yours may not be, but I hope you are following regardless.
One day something horrible happened. A monster appeared and took over ICONZ. It was HUGE! And nasty. And it was named DeeZilla. But it was a pig in sheep's clothing.. Wait, that doesn't feel right, but that's not important right now. Due to the fact that it was unidentifiable I either acted in a null context or in a pleasant context.
Then the monster emerged. The peasants (thats you guys) panicked. But I remained calm and whispered (meaning, I used private messages) to someone about something that had nothing to do with anything. As a sidenote the monster was mentioned but was not referred to as a monster, but rather a different word, I will not tell you what this word is, however I will tell you that it began with an 'f' and ended with a 'atbitch'. With a space in there somewhere. And I know it just sounds like the 'f' is irrelevant and it's actually "that bitch", but no, it's actually "fat bitch".
But the monster took notice of me whispering to my friend and rampaged (through my private messages.. fuck knows why they call them private). And accused me of calling her a word that I did not use in any form whatsoever! Well, at least nowhere she had the right to be. Since I've been giving comparisons you'll probably expect one here, so imagine you wake up after a night on the town and a fat girl is blowing you, while you can understand that her assumption is that it's ok, it's actually not ok. Except actually, there is no fucking assumption that it's ok - Wait, this time I'm talking about the monster. Anyway, it might actually be ok because some people like that - Not the monster this time, you following? And I mean fat girls, before you make a stupid joke - Damn it, this time I mean the... nevermind.
The monster put me in the cooler, presumably to eat me and become even fatter - well, at least she contributes to science and our knowledge relating to gravity. I changed my identity and escaped the next morning.
By the time I was out, the monster was gone. All was right in the world... or was it? The peasants had become noticeably more stupid. I think they were turned into zombies by the monster. And I'm the only one here. Alive. And this is my story. I will live on and tell... well, actually, no one's left, so I'll live on and have Jim sing to me some more. All alone... with Jim. I used to like Jim.
Leave your name if you want a PM when I publish this as a book.
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« on: July 28, 2014, 12:10:44 am »
Hey guys.
Was browsing through BST and everytime I found some things I liked, particularly things like mice and keyboards, I found myself a little bit afraid to make an offer.
I think there should be a rule stating you must list at least an approximate number of times that these peripherals have been used following or during a masturbation session.
I know it looks like I'm trolling but I'm actually really serious right now. And knowing the general populace here it could be worthwhile for the seller too if the count is considerably high.
Oh also I was wondering if you could clarify. Is there such a thing as hand aids?
Edit: I need to know because sometimes when I use the computer for a long time it makes my wrist sore and I hope BST will have some for sale.
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« on: July 28, 2014, 12:02:22 am »
Yes it is
Holy shit bro. I'm surfing through some mean thredz on Getsome and I happened up here, no idea what this shit is about but when I saw that gif I was like do they really have a subforum that condones that sort of stuff?
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« on: July 27, 2014, 11:58:24 pm »
I should write a book on my thoughts.
I will name it "The Bible". But not for the reasons you think.
It always pisses me off when I want to search for a common term and it turns out to be the name of something as stupid as it is popular and without a doubt entirely unrelated to my desired result.
A book containing my thoughts will, without doubt, be more popular than some bro in the sky that you go to when you can't deal with your emotional issues, simply want to kneel down and pray that this man will enter you through your mouth, or accidentally stand on your cat and would rather ask your imaginary friend for forgiveness than the cat, or it's family, because you probably brutally cat-slaughtered the poor innocent creature. But, let's not go there, because that's entirely irrelevant to my point and I don't want to start anything, seriously, this thread is now about my book and I wont forgive you if you take things like this in a negative context; essentially skewing the intentions of my words. Fuckers do that all the time and I really don't get why, it doesn't happen to other people - I guess they target me due to my popularity.
Wait, hold on. What is this post about? Let me get back to you.
Ok, I think I have a general idea. From the day my book is made public, when those cat-slaughterers try to look for their bible, they'll find something EVEN BETTER.
This is win-win-win. Cat-slaughterers get a better book, people who don't slaughter innocent kittens get an awesome book, and I make a fuck ton of money from people who feel bad about slaughtering their cat.
But, on a serious note. Please don't slaughter your cat, cats are people too. However, there is a huge difference. If I'm hugging a person I like to be able to hug more of them, whereas if I hug a cat it is equally beneficial to have more to hug. Do not confuse my intentions when I decree that cats are to be considered people! - It is NOT okay for non-furry people to be fat and furthermore, not shaving just so you can be fat is gross, please don't do it.
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« on: July 27, 2014, 11:44:32 pm »
HI BOUNTY HUNTER DID YOU KNOW IM BACK?
I BET YOU DIDNT
To tell you the truth.. I never left. I have been here the whole time contemplating my existence. Reading. Watching. Grabbing rii's bum so he thinks someone likes him. Listening. Feeling. And simply... being.
And the truth of truths occurred to me. The bro who said "I think therefore I am" is stupid. No, not because of his saying, or his existing, but because he created stupidity and you can't create stupidity if you can't comprehend it. This saying gave permission to stupid beings to exist, because as long as you can process thought however retarded, you get to exist. People who are stupid should not exist, or more specifically in regards to the context, be "am".
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« on: July 27, 2014, 11:40:19 pm »
OH LOOOK SOMEONE SUMMONSED HIM! I SAW HIM POST IN ANOTHER THREAD AND COULDN'T BELIEBER IT SO I CAME HERE TO CHECK!
You undermined my psychic ability. And I want to know how. I saw you had replied, and immediately realized your response would be some bullshit along the lines of "why are you here". But I was wrong. I was MENTALLY DECEIVED. I had already prepared to quote the above posts and claim that I was summoned but my response has been violently ripped from under me as if someone tore at my balls from behind. I haven't told anyone this before but I'm an oracle. Wait, no, not that. Wait, yes I'm an oracle but I haven't told anyone what sort of oracle. You see... I'm a penis oracle. My premonition in regards to your comments was completely misleading. There is only one logical conclusion that can be made from this. And no. I'm not going to say you don't have a penis. In fact, if you didn't have a penis I would not be able to see you right now. Well, OK, not just right now, more along the lines of all the time - actually it wont turn off, anyway that's irrelevant to the point. However... I can confirm, whether you are aware of it or not, that you definitely have a vagina.
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« on: July 27, 2014, 11:20:46 pm »
Guys, this is a beautiful forum with beautiful people. If someone is crap at a video game they are not beautiful, therefore a simple google search for dota 2 leaderboards would of sufficed.
Can someone delete this thread?
Keeping the forums beautiful since 2007™
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« on: July 27, 2014, 11:16:30 pm »
Oh hai
I remember you! Posting from your husband's account again, not around is he? Ok, hold on, I haven't really thought this out. Just wondering, deadmeatwalking, are you married? I'll go back to my corner now.
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« on: July 27, 2014, 11:08:09 pm »
Guy who can't get a job or finish first year of compsci at uni goes on rampage attempting to belittle others. Your actions have spoken far louder than words you type.
This. Totally agree. 100%. Nail on the head. AAAAAAAAAAA++++++ POSTER WOULD POST AGAIN. +1. QFT. No, srs. I once saw someone trying to belittle someone by claiming they can't get a job or finish the first year of compsci. At the time I thought it was funny, but you've opened my eyes to the truth and I understand now that cyber bullying is not ok. I will stop. Thank you for changing my life, 5loth. If you ever feel upset or lonely please call me so I can return the favor, I have put on some weight recently and am approximately 78.3% as huggable as a large teddy-bear, furthermore I was practising voice acting and when attempting to learn herbert the pervert's voice I found I could not raise my voice the requires 2 pitch levels, but I certainly got the whistling down. The effect is quite dreamy, I think you'll enjoy it. Can you believe that same guy even spent literally over a year responding to my posts the last time I was here attempting to belittle me? Why, he was practically on a rampage. I only hope that after all this time he has become a good person. When you are being cyber bullied, please please PLEASE remember that you are not alone, I am here for you and always very erect. Edit: Posting from my brand new iphone 5s! GOOD NEWS everyone! I was trying to impress this bouncer so he'd let me into an under 20's club by doing my dreamy herbert the pervert based voice. A passerby heard me, and offered me a job on a phone sex hotline. Had a drink at her club which was next door, and on the way out they said for 10 bucks I can have any degree I want! So I got a job and a comp sci degree! And now I'm living the dream, but not because of the job or degree but because they gave me an iphone 5s and I didn't have to give any money to apple to obtain it!!
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« on: July 27, 2014, 10:57:17 pm »
There is no sickness benefit. It's now merged with unemployment (in a sexual manner. don't think 'regular', think 'bum sex') to make job seekers (don't think 'baby', think 'aids'). People with medical things get exempted from the employment seeking component. Also. I have never been on unemployment, or job seekers. In 2007 I was on sickness at one point. I think someone, meaning me, should tell you that the logical conclusion as to why someone on the sickness benefit would be delirious is because they're sick. 
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« on: July 27, 2014, 10:18:08 pm »
My favourite quote is an oddity in musical history. The quote is as follows: We don't need no education However, it appears that pink floyd do indeed need education, as their song includes the use of a double negative.
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« on: July 27, 2014, 10:15:40 pm »
Are you sure that's real? Looks photoshopped. Probably part of a conspiracy to make Spacemonkey think that his last foray into the great universe, where he risked life and limb while eating an excessive quantity of bananas in a space capsule, was not in vain. Anyway, real or not, I can at the very least conclude that NASA will not be legally permitted to use a disclaimer claiming the absence of harm to animals. Reports indicate that it is mentally traumatizing for monkeys to be unable to fling faeces due to the absence of gravity. Those poor creatures, the confusion must be horrible. I myself am confused. But only in a sexual context and only when I see Spacemonkey.
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« on: July 27, 2014, 10:10:33 pm »
Entry 173 of the Oddball diary.
I am emotionally distraught. I hope this doesn't lead to permanent damage of my heart. I hope a manly man will mend it one day, but for now I must write on because the world needs to know the recent developments that torment my beautiful soul.
I had a look at the Getsome subforums and there was one called Intellectual Discussion.
I was going to laugh. But then I got confused. Then I was feeling a little sad. Then I got really confused. I do not know how to deal with this tragic and mysterious occurrence.
If it is a joke, then it would be funny. But should I say something?
Tomorrow I think I will adopt a kitten.
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« on: July 27, 2014, 10:01:44 pm »
Did you know that when you drive a car you can use a pedal to brake and accelerate and they have a range rather than simply an on/off switch.
Also, similar story with a steering wheel.
But I'm glad that Getsome has pioneered the amazing inconceivable discovery that a keyboard with 0 / 1 rather than 0-1 inputs isn't as good as a controller for simulating something that could be comparable to having 0-1 inputs. And, omg, I can't believe I'm posting in the thread where it happened. I should take a screenshot and sell it on eBay.
Lets make a car with on/off switches for accelerating, braking, and especially steering. I'm going to patent the idea. Don't steal it plz.
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« on: July 27, 2014, 09:52:19 pm »
Absolutely!
Every time there is a post on Getsome, something illogical, non-constructive, and in no way creative is added to the world. And I have done my utmost to follow that format in my recent postings.
However, I can't agree on your thoughts on subtracting from the world, because every time someone posts on Getsome it subtracts from the balance concerning the goodshit:dumbshit ratio, as you add dumbshit you subtract goodshit. However, this is not a 1:1 ratio and the overall subtraction greatly outweighs and contribution, not to mention that isn't a contribution that is actually beneficial in any way or form.
It is entirely possible that the amount of dumb shit that has resulted from the existence of Getsome has manifested into Justin Bieber AND his following. I hope that you now understand the implications.
It saddens me that I have to disagree with yet another one of your points, as I do not see how it is possible from a logical viewpoint for Rii to have ever contributed anything great to this world. He truly is an integral part of the Getsome community.
Edit: As reparation for belittling Rii I have added him as a buddy on my profile. From this day forth, he can tell the world that he knew the great Oddball. Wait, wait, now I know what has to be done. I'm giving you a mission Rii. You will tell my story after I'm gone. Furthermore, I will give you one credit. Not $1, I aint that rich. This is an Oddball credit. If you put on some nice lingerie and click your heels together and call my name in a high pitched but seductive tone I will appear before you, and pretend to be your friend for no more than a total of five minutes. Please, do not worry about your appearance - when I'm in the room, no one looks anywhere else. Promise!
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« on: July 27, 2014, 09:40:49 pm »
Ah shit. I saw this thread title on the forum and was like... I get it. It's so obvious.
This thread was around for ages when I was here last and the whole time I didn't realize it's title was just an oxymoron.
How else do you put Christchurch and awesome in the same thread title?
Oh. Er. Wait. There's still a Christchurch? Didn't jesus annihilate you wankers a while back?
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« on: July 27, 2014, 09:28:15 pm »
We live in a wonderful world filled with all sorts of people such as scientists, historians, doctors, mathematicians, and an astonishing variety of people. It is common practice among these people to try new things - experiment, discover, explore. This all leads to a better world, it adds something to our lives and little by little we improve. Unfortunately, not everyone has a logical, constructive, or creative mindset. Where the previously mentioned people add to the world, others subtract from it. Where the former uses facts, evidence, and knowledge to create, the later uses the absence of fact, evidence, or knowledge. Where one man provides his formulae for an experiment, the other provides the absence of evidence to acknowledge the inability to disprove a concept. If you provide a concept, you must prove the existence and fact of that concept else it is void and disregarded by anyone more intelligent than a teaspoon. If a rainbow coloured toad with 11 arms and 1 leg is said to exist somewhere throughout the world, yet it does not, nor has ever existed, then no evidence exists to prove or disprove the existence of said toad. Therefore, any claim must be proven to exist, and never not to exist unless in the face of false evidence. To separate an individual between the former and later groups as mentioned above, it is not necessary to evaluate their thought process: It is enough to evaluate their level of stupidity. On the former, we have Albert Einstein and in the later we have people who believe in god. Stating ignorance and the absence of knowledge in the place of fact is detrimental to society. Many don't even realize they are doing it. In regards to the later group, here is an accurate alternate example in a simple and concise easy-to-understand form: umad
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« on: July 27, 2014, 07:25:01 pm »
Welcome to fun facts about Oddball. Today I would like to share a fun fact about Oddball. Oddball only ever opens this forum in a private browser. Why is this? There are many possibilities, but today we are here to share a fact. A fun fact, but it is still a fact. Oddball sometimes has visitors, and in the event said visitor(potential plural) is familiar with www.getsome.co.nz, does not want to explain why he would attend a place that makes 4chan look funny, reddit look interesting, nicki minaj look female, or retardobot appear to be intelligent (hehe, not really). This solution to mitigating the effects of humiliation and/or bullying in the work place, school yard, or mcdonald's play area* is bought to you by fun facts about Oddball. *Unlikely to prevent ronald from molesting you. In the event that you encounter a pedophile please contact emergency services on 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
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