Get Some
Games => Sandbox => Garrys Mod => Topic started by: Bailey Ford on October 08, 2014, 07:03:07 pm
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What does !gimp do???
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I'm pretty sure that it sends a message on a player's behalf. Correct me if I'm wrong
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It turns anything you type into a pre-written message.
It's still probably at "Quantum is a god" but it may have changed.
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Hahaha idea just popped up, when Q eventually fixes or adds back the !shop then he should add a gimp character model and when you get !gimp'd you should have that skin the entire time.
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What rank do u have to be (T mod,mod etc) to use that command?
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What rank do u have to be (T mod,mod etc) to use that command?
Admin or higher, although iv'e never seen FlyingMilkan use it so i have know clue if Moderators can use it.
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it's Admin's and up, but if I could !gimp people it'd solve a lot of circle jerking.
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it's Admin's and up, but if I could !gimp people it'd solve a lot of circle jerking.
If you make an array of good puns the command is all yours.
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$Punniest = "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink","Enough with the cripple jokes! ...I just can't stand them.","Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.","I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.","I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.","I was going to make a gay joke, butt f*ck it.","I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.","Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.","It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.","Never trust atoms, they make up everything.","People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.","Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.","The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.","There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...","Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.","To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!","Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.","When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.","When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'."
Get-Random $Punniest
An array of allegedly good puns in a script that returns a random one even.. do I win a prize? :-P
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My friend was hitting himself with a soft drink can, so I said lucky its a... "soft" drink
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I have a fear of speed bumps.
But i'm slowly getting over them.
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I crashed my mercedes into a tree just to see how the mercedes bends
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I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But until I got home all the signs were there...
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$Punniest = "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink","Enough with the cripple jokes! ...I just can't stand them.","Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.","I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.","I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.","I was going to make a gay joke, butt f*ck it.","I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.","Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.","It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.","Never trust atoms, they make up everything.","People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.","Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.","The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.","There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...","Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.","To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!","Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.","When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.","When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'."
Get-Random $Punniest
An array of allegedly good puns in a script that returns a random one even.. do I win a prize? :-P
Congratulations you win 1 rep to add to your already God like reputation bar.
local Punniest = {"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink","Enough with the cripple jokes! ...I just can't stand them.","Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.","I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.","I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.","I was going to make a gay joke, butt f*ck it.","I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.","Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.","It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.","Never trust atoms, they make up everything.","People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.","Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.","The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.","There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...","Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.","To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!","Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.","When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.","When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'."}
return table.Random(Punniest)
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Im so glad I know sign language its really "handy"