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Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on August 13, 2009, 01:56:08 pm: We would go there everyday, discuss topics of the most importance or just piss around.
After work, instead of going home, the regulars would spend all their time there, instead of spending it with their families. Some will even sneak out during work hours for a quick visit.

Zarkov could be the guy at the door, kicks you out if he doesn't like the look of you. Templar the manager, who turns up every so often to set some new rules.
Someone could start a topic of conversation, but then someone else would come out and say that was old news, it had already been discuss the week before.

We could whisper private messages to each other. Some people would have a reputation of giving free drinks, while others would have a reputation for stating fights.
Then one day, we all turn up to find a closed sign hanging across the door, we all cry a little on the inside, but not on the outside, cause we have to look tough.

Then we all go our separate ways.

If Iconz was a Pub...
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Bounty Hunter on August 13, 2009, 01:58:32 pm: often thought of it like that aye...
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Spigalau on August 13, 2009, 02:06:24 pm: I would have a Newcastle Brown Ale.

(http://justbeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/newcastle-brown-ale.gif)

And a packet of Walkers Picked Onion potato chips.

(http://www.britishdelights.com/images/cw11.jpg)
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: winter on August 13, 2009, 02:22:56 pm: If Iconz was a pub, id be the random guy in here every pay day.. but i'd be the bastard that leaves early cuz he misses his missus :D

I also turn into a right smart-ass after a couple of CC's
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: crazy_legs on August 13, 2009, 02:38:19 pm: ... i'd still be playing wow.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: TofuEater on August 13, 2009, 03:07:10 pm: .... there'd be a few punchups.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 03:12:03 pm: If ICONZ were a pub, it'd be The Winchester.
Title: Breaking NEWS!!!!!!!
Post by: liquidpain on August 13, 2009, 03:14:14 pm: Minty is back in captivity.

You can now let your children play outside. Fear no more my dear citizens

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/cutestuff/2746482/Minty-the-monkey-back-in-captivity

(http://static.stuff.co.nz/1250131507/478/2749478.jpg)
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 03:15:05 pm: LoL, The Rock prank call fail.
They were going to ring back tomorrow to carry on with the ransom prank...

... isn't that the second time that monkey has broken out?

*reads article*
Oh, yup.
LOL, does that mean the staff are incompetent, or that the monkey is smart?
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: liquidpain on August 13, 2009, 03:16:01 pm: I wont come to that pub... there will be too many noobs there.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: liquidpain on August 13, 2009, 03:16:52 pm: Quote from: Pyromanik;971872
LoL, The Rock prank call fail.
They were going to ring back tomorrow to carry on with the ransom prank...

... isn't that the second time that monkey has broken out?

i think so.... lol the monkey has an attitude problem and i dont like monkeys with attitudes
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 03:17:50 pm: why don't you go beat some attitude out of it then.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: liquidpain on August 13, 2009, 03:19:32 pm: Quote from: Pyromanik;971875
why don't you go beat some attitude out of it then.

I think i will. But after watching night at the museum im having second thoughts about slapping it...
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: benlav on August 13, 2009, 03:44:07 pm: We'll I'll sure avoid the "post yourself naked" conversations!
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Emrico1 on August 13, 2009, 03:50:03 pm: If Iconz was a pub it would have a lot of arcade games.

Man.

Internet cafe with a liquor licence anyone?

No.

Ok.

Dumb idea.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Retardobot on August 13, 2009, 03:51:07 pm: I'd crack a bottle on the bar and stab all you fuckers.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: TofuEater on August 13, 2009, 04:01:42 pm: Quote from: liquidpain;971874
i think so.... lol the monkey has an attitude problem and i dont like monkeys with attitudes

[video]LMzle1FnqOI[/video]
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 04:08:36 pm: Quote from: Emrico1;971884
If Iconz was a pub it would have a lot of arcade games.

Man.

Internet cafe with a liquor licence anyone?

No.

Ok.

Dumb idea.

Some of them do I think.
I'm sure I've been in one that does.

...

Or maybe I'm thinking of a pool hall...
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Chilli on August 13, 2009, 05:10:21 pm: Hahaha Spacey thats pretty fluckin awesome tbh. Don't know about the Cat on the door irl...would anyone honestly listen to him? :D

Will read again.

Cheers (http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/4.gif)
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Ngati_Grim on August 13, 2009, 05:14:36 pm: Quote from: Pyromanik;971866
If ICONZ were a pub, it'd be The Winchester.

lol too true....bloody kindergarten
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Who_ate_my_rice on August 13, 2009, 06:23:47 pm: if iconz was a pub, we'd all be more sociable
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: huey31415 on August 13, 2009, 06:42:25 pm: The console kids would be in a corner, drinking lemonade
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Emrico1 on August 13, 2009, 06:56:59 pm: And the programmers would be arguing over the exact cO2 content in a shandy.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: sponge on August 13, 2009, 07:12:51 pm: the bf2 section would be most probably be in to toilet.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: zolteg on August 13, 2009, 07:22:06 pm: Quote from: crazy_legs;971855
... i'd still be playing wow.

And I'd be in the pokies.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Reaper_Joe on August 13, 2009, 07:24:52 pm: I just wish it was a pub :bounce:
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Emrico1 on August 13, 2009, 07:25:47 pm: Yeah, if all you dudes were at a pub it would be pretty mean tbh.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: GhostOfGallipoli on August 13, 2009, 07:26:00 pm: if iconz was a pub....

i would occasionally lash out at someone,
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 08:27:42 pm: Quote from: Ngati_Grim;971936
lol too true....bloody kindergarten

???

I was meaning more along the lines of this:
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u89/hii_steph_x/words/movies/shaun_of_the_dead_small.jpg)
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Speakman on August 13, 2009, 08:31:10 pm: if ICONZ was a pub, this would be the song we hear every night

[video]KdmLmIArqWM[/video]
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pitchey on August 13, 2009, 08:31:53 pm: Quote from: INmOTION;971886
I'd crack a bottle on the bar and stab all you fuckers.

... and I'd Tazer you for it...
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 08:33:12 pm: Nonsense. Rii's just a pr0 motherfucker...
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: bigROBOTbill on August 13, 2009, 08:36:56 pm: We'd need name badges, or maybe nice embroidered caps, you could have your rank, fav weapon, k/d ratio etc on it. Cool or what?
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: KiLL3r on August 13, 2009, 08:37:06 pm: [video]FD8ljNobUys[/video]
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 08:48:21 pm: Quote from: bigROBOTbill;972020
We'd need name badges, or maybe nice embroidered caps, you could have your rank, fav weapon, k/d ratio etc on it. Cool or what?

Counter-Strike doesn't have Ranks.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Emrico1 on August 13, 2009, 08:54:57 pm: You'd get a little green square of paper everytime you bought someone a drink.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 09:11:26 pm: SWEET!

But under no circumstances are you allowed to write notes on the back of them.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: huey31415 on August 13, 2009, 09:29:48 pm: I'd throw red coasters at the people I didn't like
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 09:32:01 pm: I'd tear them up and use them to cover the holes in my shoes...
Coz I'm obviously going to be the old bum in the corner who never really buys, but just never leaves.
And of course, full of rants for anyone who will listen... whether there are people listening or not...
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: camy205 on August 13, 2009, 09:34:06 pm: Quote from: huey31415;972044
I'd throw red coasters at the people I didn't like

I'd duck
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 09:39:44 pm: you'd be stopped at the door for being under 18.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: bigROBOTbill on August 13, 2009, 09:51:40 pm: Quote from: Pyromanik;972046
I'd tear them up and use them to cover the holes in my shoes...
Coz I'm obviously going to be the old bum in the corner who never really buys, but just never leaves.
And of course, full of rants for anyone who will listen... whether there are people listening or not...

sounds like there'll be two of us.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 13, 2009, 10:12:02 pm: oh mate, have I got a story for you!
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Virtuality on August 13, 2009, 10:35:40 pm: i'd neg rep inmotion irl
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Cake on August 13, 2009, 11:02:24 pm: Quote from: GhostOfGallipol;971985
if iconz was a pub....

i would occasionally lash out at someone,
just occasionally ?
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Arnifix on August 14, 2009, 01:10:27 am: If Iconz was a pub you'd all have GHB in your drinks.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Cake on August 14, 2009, 01:11:23 am: yeah but which one ;)
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: D_Unit on August 14, 2009, 08:20:04 am: I would make sexy man love to everyone
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: `Dirty Heathen on August 14, 2009, 08:30:06 am: I would have got drunk and smashed zarkov over by now.
And got anri drunk enough to shave his head so can glue it on my face and have a ginger beard like him.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: private_hell on August 14, 2009, 08:37:20 am: if Iconz was a pub... the will run out of booze on the 31st august :(

and we'd have to go to Moes
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Emrico1 on August 14, 2009, 08:11:18 pm: Quote from: private_hell;972167
if Iconz was a pub... the will run out of booze on the 31st august :(

and we'd have to go to Moes

Or the shipment of beer would arrive just in time, OH YEAH.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Benji77 on August 14, 2009, 08:32:18 pm: I'd go for the man love and reacharounds.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Bane on August 14, 2009, 08:39:17 pm: if Iconz were a pub, Rii would be bleeding on the floor after glassing himself, Arni would be desperately trying to chloroform some cute chick and everybody else would be clustering around the pissing contest in the Toilets (AKA BF2)
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on August 14, 2009, 09:00:18 pm: Looks like it's be open for while, at least untill they find out about all the underage drinkers and close the place down.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on August 14, 2009, 09:21:15 pm: Quote from: The PooPirate;972518
I'd go for the man love and reacharounds.

I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar gay bar!
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Chilli on August 15, 2009, 05:14:52 pm: (http://www.portagebaygoods.com/images/Cheers%20Monkey.jpg)
Title: Sitting on the Street Fighter 2 Machine
Post by: Tiwaking! on March 21, 2013, 12:03:06 am: Quote from: Pyromanik;933247
SWEET!

But under no circumstances are you allowed to write notes on the back of them.

I write notes all the time. Signed ones even!
Title: Your struggling neighbourhood bar, where only the hardened regulars go...
Post by: Pyromanik on March 21, 2013, 12:53:04 am: This is true, even though the anonymous delivery service has been cancelled.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Bell on March 21, 2013, 01:07:44 am: tiwaking would be the old senile man in the corner who randomly starts talking about the 50's when we are in the middle of talking about current events.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Bounty Hunter on March 21, 2013, 08:27:45 am: I love how tiwa always has a title to his posts.
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Post by: winter on March 21, 2013, 08:57:51 am: My how things have changed since my original post in 2009 - I wouldn't rush home to the missus and I'd probably be asleep in the corner of the bar.
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: camy205 on March 22, 2013, 11:40:29 am: I'd be that young guy who'd be way too drunk and annoy everyone by thinking he's hilarious.

Wait, I'm already like that..
Title: If Iconz was a Pub...
Post by: Pyromanik on March 23, 2013, 03:44:19 pm: You just described about everyone under 25.
Title: Chilli Vanilli
Post by: Tiwaking! on January 29, 2015, 12:27:50 pm: Quote from Bell: March 21, 2013, 01:07:44 am
tiwaking would be the old senile man in the corner who randomly starts talking about the 50's when we are in the middle of talking about current events.
Its better than being being in the corner with the many many Chilli clones

Besides, 1950 was okay until the invasion of South Korea and the outbreak of the Korean War