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Yes random is as random does
Someone and its a gamer because i am terrible at real life names unless theyre someone i met outside the gaming world....
But someone some cheeky little fucker sent me a PM offering me $250 for sex.
Im disappointed - I charge at least $300 and a dozen Boston Creme donuts.
(original Title) : Which one of you mofos sent me the PM then deleted your account?(NSFW)
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Writes note to self.... Buy 5 x Doz Packets of Boston Creme Donuts.......
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Hah, that's awesome. Not that you were propositioned for sex, but the fact some little toad didn't have the nuts to hang around for what would have been a classic Fairy reply.
"aye, can i have a hoon, $250" then scampers.
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LOL
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/Best
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1. Contact admin
2. Match IP
3. Post results
4. ? ? ? ? ? ?
5. Profit
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I cant see who it is once theyve either deactivated or blocked me and since facebook doesnt care about paedo groups i doubt they would care i wanted to barter $50 with some random.
Hahaha dammit i wish I knew who it was
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Haha.
He offered to pay?
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Oh, did they send you the PM on Facebook?
You're right about Facebook not giving a shit about groups. I've made countless reports against gore and rape posts and every time it comes back with "did not find any objectionable material".
Blows my mind.
Also, $50 for a blowie?
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Also, $50 for a blowie?
Your price is a bit high Rii, so this better be good.
*unzips*
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Haha.
He offered to pay?
Yeah he offered me smhOh, did they send you the PM on Facebook?
You're right about Facebook not giving a shit about groups. I've made countless reports against gore and rape posts and every time it comes back with "did not find any objectionable material".
Blows my mind.
Also, $50 for a blowie?
$50 for me to spit on it. Quality buddy quality never go for anything else. $100 for a ruby grapefruit blow
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Haha.
He offered to pay?
Yeah he offered me smhOh, did they send you the PM on Facebook?
You're right about Facebook not giving a shit about groups. I've made countless reports against gore and rape posts and every time it comes back with "did not find any objectionable material".
Blows my mind.
Also, $50 for a blowie?
$50 for me to spit on it. Quality buddy quality never go for anything else. $100 for a ruby grapefruit blow
smh?
Also, wtf is a ruby grapefruit job?
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This thread wins.
on a side note - why bother with a PM? each time I've propositioned anyone on this site it has been in public
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is a grapefruit where you hold the bollocks so tight they swell and look like grapefruits?
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http://www.bustle.com/articles/32156-does-the-grapefruit-blowjob-technique-work-i-tried-it-and-the-verdict-is (http://www.bustle.com/articles/32156-does-the-grapefruit-blowjob-technique-work-i-tried-it-and-the-verdict-is)
I was curious, now
i'm informed....
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https://youtu.be/oM2PwriqOjc
Well, its healthy to have 5 + a day, right? ;D
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Haha.
He offered to pay?
Yeah he offered me smhOh, did they send you the PM on Facebook?
You're right about Facebook not giving a shit about groups. I've made countless reports against gore and rape posts and every time it comes back with "did not find any objectionable material".
Blows my mind.
Also, $50 for a blowie?
$50 for me to spit on it. Quality buddy quality never go for anything else. $100 for a ruby grapefruit blow
smh?
Also, wtf is a ruby grapefruit job?
Shake my head is a grapefruit where you hold the bollocks so tight they swell and look like grapefruits?
The article is nothing without video. Its scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc)
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My Grapefruit brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "it's better than yours"
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I think we need to NSFW sticker this thread
also need to get craigor to hack the code so the video autoplays and turns your external volume up full.
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I think we need to NSFW sticker this thread
also need to get craigor to hack the code so the video autoplays and turns your external volume up full.
And automatically emails the page to everyone in your outlook address book.
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I think we need to NSFW sticker this thread
also need to get craigor to hack the code so the video autoplays and turns your external volume up full.
Auto-email the page to everyone in your outlook address book.
and keeps playing until you deposit funds into a Nigerian bank account
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I'm a nigerian bank account
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I'm a nigerian bank account
How many grapefruit to secure the funds?
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I'm a nigerian bank account
I'd like to deposit my funds in you.
What's your MTC Number?
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I'm a nigerian bank account
What your Numbers?
6ft 6pack 6inches soon to be 2 grapefruit (currently watermelons)
fixed the thread title
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hahahaha nice!!! I freaked out when I first heard that woman, i mean i was trying to put my man hat on thinking how I would feel if I had a dyson hoover down there hahaha fucking scary man. Keen to try it though lol just to see
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haha wtf
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Showed the Mrs. that grapefruit thing. She's keen but not with grapefruit because that means babies (grapefruit plays havoc with birthcontrol).
Is grapefruit recommended because they're juicer and bigger than an orange or is it something to do with the grapefruit citrus juice?
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Showed the Mrs. that grapefruit thing. She's keen but not with grapefruit because that means babies (grapefruit plays havoc with birthcontrol).
Is grapefruit recommended because they're juicer and bigger than an orange or is it something to do with the grapefruit citrus juice?
Is she planning on eating the Grapefruit after you have blown your load in it or something??!
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Well, you know, giving a blow job with a grapefruit on your dick... Logistics says that getting grapefruit juice in her mouth is unavoidable.
You don't actually fuck the grapefruit. Just wear a slice like a cock-ring while you get a gobbie - your other half is supposed to rub it up and down.
Amateurs...
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What about grapefruit body wash? Or lube?
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Well, you know, giving a blow job with a grapefruit on your dick... Logistics says that getting grapefruit juice in her mouth is unavoidable.
You don't actually fuck the grapefruit. Just wear a slice like a cock-ring while you get a gobbie - your other half is supposed to rub it up and down.
Amateurs...
The documentation indicates she uses her hand to move the grapefruit up and down, not her mouth.
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It's a blow job + grapefruit slice.
Does your Mrs. just pop your wanger in her mouth and then just stay motionless until you finish?
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I'm sorry I asked.
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In quasi related news, TIL (care of an article on Stuff (http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/68680959/sex-on-the-beach)) that there is a movie that shows a nun pleasuring herself with a Jack Russell terrier.
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It's a blow job + grapefruit slice.
Does your Mrs. just pop your wanger in her mouth and then just stay motionless until you finish?
depends if she is tied up or not ;)
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It's a blow job + grapefruit slice.
Does your Mrs. just pop your wanger in her mouth and then just stay motionless until you finish?
depends if she's tied me up or not ;)
Fixed for truth!
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Sex is so weird.
Everyone wants it, but so few people are willing to be paid for it. AND SO MANY PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO PAY YOU! There are literally more people willing to pay you for sex, than there are willing to pay you to do your job. And you get to have sex.
Paid to trade goods? Oh yeah.
Paid to sit around an office all day? Gimme more!
Paid to have sex? FUCK OFF I'M NOT SOME SORT OF HOOKER!
In terms of sexual fulfillment, in the worst case you'll get $250 to lie there for 15 minutes. Yeah, ok you might be murdered by a psychopath, so the worst case overall is much worse than death by office work, but I guarantee you're not on $1000 an hour to lie down.
Paid to lie down on a bed for 15 minutes? FUCK YEAH!
Paid to lie down on a bed for 15 minutes while someone has sex with you? NOT A HOOKER
Sometimes I think hookers are the most sane people in the world.
Also, OP failed to actually specify the sex of the offender....just sayin'.
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Also, OP failed to actually specify the sex of the offender....just sayin'.
Hmmmm what would that look like....
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FapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFap
What?
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Bounty, she doesn't know the sex. Just got a message from what is now a deleted account.
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I am sorry Fairy
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I just realised Fairy made this thread.
Up until now, I thought it was spacemonkey for some odd reason.
Why would space monkey charge so little
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Why would space monkey charge
Fixed.
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I just realised Fairy made this thread.
Up until now, I thought it was spacemonkey for some odd reason.
Why would space monkey charge so little
There is no reason for me to make a thread, I know you are the one sending me those PMs.
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Sex is so weird.
Everyone wants it, but so few people are willing to be paid for it. AND SO MANY PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO PAY YOU! There are literally more people willing to pay you for sex, than there are willing to pay you to do your job. And you get to have sex.
Paid to trade goods? Oh yeah.
Paid to sit around an office all day? Gimme more!
Paid to have sex? FUCK OFF I'M NOT SOME SORT OF HOOKER!
In terms of sexual fulfillment, in the worst case you'll get $250 to lie there for 15 minutes. Yeah, ok you might be murdered by a psychopath, so the worst case overall is much worse than death by office work, but I guarantee you're not on $1000 an hour to lie down.
Paid to lie down on a bed for 15 minutes? FUCK YEAH!
Paid to lie down on a bed for 15 minutes while someone has sex with you? NOT A HOOKER
Sometimes I think hookers are the most sane people in the world.
Also, OP failed to actually specify the sex of the offender....just sayin'.
Im confident it was a guy based on how they asked. Had it been a woman - free sex for the win.
And Bob, why block me *sniff*
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Im confident it was a guy based on how they asked. Had it been a woman - free sex for the win.
Now - I am curious as to how it was asked that indicated it was a guy:
"I have a penis - I will give you $250 to put it inside you"
"Giz us a hoon in your vag ow"
The Mind ponders....
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Will Nom for free.
^ that is going to be my homeless hobo sign
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$100 for a ruby grapefruit blow
Read the title, thought I'd found something new in the grapefruit BJ vein, read the article, disappointed.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/68488286/three-ways-with-passionfruit (http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/68488286/three-ways-with-passionfruit)
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Im confident it was a guy based on how they asked. Had it been a woman - free sex for the win.
And Bob, why block me *sniff*
Block you? That's not me BB 👅
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Grapefruit wouldn't be big enough. I'd need a pummelo.
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Is that a type of mandarin?
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Is that a type of mandarin?
Citrus maxima, King of all Citrus.
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Is that a type of mandarin?
Well, Monkey does have a thing for the Asians.
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Well done team.
We have gone from prostitution to asian fruit in the space of 3 pages.
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Thread needs moar Goatsee, eel soup and ping pong balls
I suggest not googling any of the above NSFW
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Ahhh, but I'm not at work!
Muahahahahahahahaha!
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Ahhh, but I'm not at work!
Muahahahahahahahaha!
Haven't you got some stairs you should be running up..
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Haven't you got some stairs you should be running up.
lol yes!
Anyone up for beersies Sat night or Sun/Mon etc?
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Ahhh, but I'm not at work!
Muahahahahahahahaha!
Haven't you got some stairs you should be running up..
Pitchey better get his fire hose out because he just got burned.
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Best thread I've read in years tbh ....
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Haven't you got some stairs you should be running up.
lol yes!
Anyone up for beersies Sat night or Sun/Mon etc?
My girl is up tonight till Sunday - will have to suss you out Sunday/Monday pitchey
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Dodgy as .. Drinks at Fairy's haha
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Dodgy as .. Drinks at Fairy's haha
Oh look who wandered into the dirty den!! Hiya Lindsay!!
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Dodgy as .. Drinks at Fairy's haha
Oh look who wandered into the dirty den!! Hiya Lindsay!!
Heya Tish! ... sounds like you got some admirers haha
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Dodgy as .. Drinks at Fairy's haha
Oh look who wandered into the dirty den!! Hiya Lindsay!!
Heya Tish! ... sounds like you got some admirers haha
I vote it was Dead's fake facebook profile all along
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Dodgy as .. Drinks at Fairy's haha
Oh look who wandered into the dirty den!! Hiya Lindsay!!
Heya Tish! ... sounds like you got some admirers haha
Oh just a few - this one's the only one who I dont know anything about. Apparently there are quite a few who have branded me as the object of their affection. This is now why I just stay in my room and dont venture out except to go to work. smh.
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its ok you stay in your room, we will just leave greasy prints on your windows, in fact we actually prefer you stay home, we know where you are then :P
thats my stalkerish comment for the day.
when you coming down to say hi to the kids.
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its ok you stay in your room, we will just leave greasy prints on your windows, in fact we actually prefer you stay home, we know where you are then :P
What no webcams in there?!?!
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its ok you stay in your room, we will just leave greasy prints on your windows, in fact we actually prefer you stay home, we know where you are then :P
What no webcams in there?!?!
Well, not one that she installed anyway ;)
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Reply 69 huehuehuehue
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Do you guys realize how creepy you made this thread?
What's going on in your heads when you make posts like the last 4?
They're not funny, not clever, and not witty, they're just plain sleazy, so why do you bother?
The Fairy has more good humour in her little finger than the 4 of you put together.
You're making Retardo seem like a normal person.
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Do you guys realize how creepy you made this thread?
What's going on in your heads when you make posts like the last 4?
They're not funny, not clever, and not witty, they're just plain sleazy, so why do you bother?
The Fairy has more good humour in her little finger than the 4 of you put together.
You're making Retardo seem like a normal person.
Of course we realise how creepy we made it, that was the entire point of the comments
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Do you guys realize how creepy you made this thread?
What's going on in your heads when you make posts like the last 4?
They're not funny, not clever, and not witty, they're just plain sleazy, so why do you bother?
The Fairy has more good humour in her little finger than the 4 of you put together.
You're making Retardo seem like a normal person.
Probably more strength in that finger too. Weak nerds.
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Best thread I've read in years tbh ....
Now this is the best thread I've read in years.
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Quite educational.
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Do you guys realize how creepy you made this thread?
What's going on in your heads when you make posts like the last 4?
They're not funny, not clever, and not witty, they're just plain sleazy, so why do you bother?
The Fairy has more good humour in her little finger than the 4 of you put together.
You're making Retardo seem like a normal person.
found your soapbox again then eh, bout time you dusted it off and stood up on it yelling about the perversion of threads by the perverted getsome nerds.
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Grumpy old men gonna grump
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Grumpy old men gonna grump
wheres your soapbox then, a wait we haven't covered LOLICON grapefruit yet.
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Be nice to the Cat. Everyone knows I have a soft spot for Z
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Be nice and pet the Cat. Everyone knows I have a soft spot for the D
Fixed
He we all love Zarkov.. that's why i put in the jab at Lias too.
I miss LIAS88NZ
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Be nice and pet the Cat. Everyone knows I have a soft spot for the D
Fixed
Do you guys realize how creepy you made this thread?
What's going on in your heads when you make posts like this?
It's not funny, not clever, and not witty, tits just plain sleazy, so why do you bother
You're making Retardo seem like a normal person.
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Do you guys realize how creepy you made this thread?
What's going on in your heads when you make posts like this?
It's not funny, not clever, and not witty, tits just plain sleazy, so why do you bother
You're making Retardo seem like a normal person.
Do you realise how potato you made this thread?
What's going on in your heads when you make posts like this?
It's not baked, cheesy, or mashed, it's just plain potato, so why do you bother?
You're making Retardo seem like a normal potato.
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ohhhhh......
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Do you guys realize how creepy you made this thread?
What's going on in your heads when you make posts like this?
It's not funny, not clever, and not witty, tits just plain sleazy, so why do you bother
You're making Retardo seem like a normal person.
Do you realise how potato you made this thread?
What's going on in your heads when you make posts like this?
It's not baked, cheesy, or mashed, it's just plain potato, so why do you bother?
You're making Retardo seem like a normal potato.
Stop being entertaining. It won't let me give you more rep
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I managed to rep you all ;) just for participating in the hilarity of this thread.
Lias time to cut back on those potatoes .. too many carbs.
I opted for one of each flavour double downs in zinger for breakfast.. i feel fat, but i am well greased now.
come at me.
(https://techfu4u.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/greased-pig.jpg)
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I opted for one of each flavour double downs in zinger for breakfast.. i feel fat, but i am well greased now.
For the second day in a row? You bastard lol
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I opted for one of each flavour double downs in zinger for breakfast.. i feel fat, but i am well greased now.
For the second day in a row? You bastard lol
yes yes 2 days in a row...
i am the reason you dont lose weight.
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I want a double down :(
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DD eveybodys favorite size
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My girlfriends boobs no shit are bigger than my damn head. Next time i see her we will take a pic she loves to flash em
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*subscribes to thread*
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My girlfriends boobs no shit are bigger than my damn head. Next time i see her we will take a pic she loves to flash em
To be honest we really need a side by side comparison. For the most accurate comparison, we need to see the size difference between your head and each breast.
I feel that the most scientifically accurate comparison would require a position like this:
(http://badsentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Motoboat-1.jpg)
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My ex was a 16G.. she was a fucking psycho but man I will always miss dem boobs.
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My girlfriends boobs no shit are bigger than my damn head. Next time i see her we will take a pic she loves to flash em
To be honest we really need a side by side comparison. For the most accurate comparison, we need to see the size difference between your head and each breast.
I feel that the most scientifically accurate comparison would require a position like this:
([url]http://badsentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Motoboat-1.jpg[/url])
Must have been fun searching for that image. Fairy, def pics or gtfo if you're going to be making claims like that.
My fave description ever was when Stephen Fry called boobs a " fulsome pair of funbags"
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My girlfriends boobs no shit are bigger than my damn head. Next time i see her we will take a pic she loves to flash em
To be honest we really need a side by side comparison. For the most accurate comparison, we need to see the size difference between your head and each breast.
I feel that the most scientifically accurate comparison would require a position like this:
([url]http://badsentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Motoboat-1.jpg[/url])
Must have been fun searching for that image. Fairy, def pics or gtfo if you're going to be making claims like that.
My fave description ever was when Stephen Fry called boobs a " fulsome pair of funbags"
I think we are catching up tonight, if so I shall ask for several - motorboat pose, boob on head like a scale, boob slap to the face :) ill pm them to you first Woo since i love you then ill upload for these vultures ;)
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*Starts circling*
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*Starts fapping*
Fixed
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Doiki?
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lol. definite fulsome pair of funbags
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huge aye fucking ridiculously huge i feel quite sorry for her having to carry those funbags around!!
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As a man of science, whilst the picture is a good visual representation, there cannot be a size comparison - oh well, have to go back and do it again.
you know.
For Science
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As a man of science, whilst the picture is a good visual representation, there cannot be a size comparison - oh well, have to go back and do it again.
you know.
For Science
I also think the camera should have been about about knee height and a slightly more 30 degree angle
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Giggity
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You need to clean your ceiling, ummm, I mean, nice assets!
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huge aye fucking ridiculously huge i feel quite sorry for her having to carry those funbags around!!
One day we will live in a society where women can have little stands on wheels that hold them up as they walk around. One day.
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WTB Uncensored version.
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WTB Uncensored version.
how much
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WTB Uncensored version.
how much
fife dorrah and a reacharound
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hows about a dozen boston creme donuts
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hows about a dozen boston creme donuts
DONT tempt Lias you will just get supermarket breadrolls with his special filling
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For a full dozen I expect to play with them, not just get pictures of them!
Half a dozen, plain.
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You mean 1/2 a dozen you already licked the icing off
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You mean 1/2 a dozen you already licked the icing off
He cant help it, give him 5 min he will whip up a batch of creme filling for them..
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Nah, plain ones are cheaper and I'm Scottish.
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he he he
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starting to think we need to create an R18 section of the forums
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The Internet is for porn.
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The Internet is for porn.
even a walled section for vetted users that is not Search spider accessible would be good :)
We also need to be wary of some pleb 12 year old stumbling into this thread and their parents making a complaint.. unlikely but it could happen, we have a wide range of ages participating in these forums, and i myself partake in banter that could be construed as inappropriate for certain users.
also a walled section would allow stuff you don't want associated with your username etc etc to be searchable in google for instance the Trademe scandal debacle from a while ago.
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Sounds slightly more reasonable than my idea of making the forums R18 entirely, and banning all the underagers.
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For a full dozen I expect to play with them, not just get pictures of them!
Half a dozen, plain.
This can be arranged. Seriously. But it has to be dunkin donuts boston cremes not boston lias used his cream to fill.
and fuck the 12 year old pleb bitches, cunts can fuck off and play fucking pokemon
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Hrrrrrrm I'll be in Auckland in a few weeks too..
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For a full dozen I expect to play with them, not just get pictures of them!
Half a dozen, plain.
This can be arranged. Seriously.
Wait WAAAA, when did this become Getsome like in actually GET SOME...
Getsome the new TINDER for whoring out your mates
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Since ages ago
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Hrrrrrrm I'll be in Auckland in a few weeks too..
Im serious - she'd be keen on DTF buddy. Holler at me closer to the time and we will suss it out. No Dunkin Donuts no titties, ass and vjayjay
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do people seriously still use Vjayjay?
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do people seriously still use Vjayjay?
As often as I can get my hands on some ;-P
Also.. Dunkin Donuts allow advance orders and pickup.
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Still +1 Fairy's norks.
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Still +1 Fairy's norks.
see now this right here this winning post = Rii gets to see fairys boobs rather than a bra shot. you holler at me james if you want it.
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Awww man!
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10/10 rack, Fairy.
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10/10 rack, Fairy.
you are just brown nosing now.
I am sure Fairy has a good rack - but 10/10 is exceptionally rare, even amongst those in the Adult Entertainment industry.
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Let the jealousy flow through you.
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Hahahaha thanks James <3
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10/10 rack, Fairy.
you are just brown nosing now.
I am sure Fairy has a good rack - but 10/10 is exceptionally rare, even amongst those in the Adult Entertainment industry.
Ahh but even those in the Adult industry arent th3fairy brah :) I'm a motherfucking unicorn apparently
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I don't do Unicorn Titties.
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I don't do Unicorn Titties.
You and your standards.
Titties is titties :-P
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Unicorns are awesome. Unicorns with great titties are truly wonderful
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I don't do Unicorn Titties.
You and your standards.
Titties is titties :-P
And that is the difference - I have standards and will honestly tell you when your ass looks way to big in that dress.
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That's what paper bags were invented for.
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+1 for thread.
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+1 for thread.
Hrmm bRb you have excellent camera skills.. Maybe you can document fairy and her mates assets properly for us :-P
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Unicorns are awesome. Unicorns with great titties are truly wonderful
See this man knows - listen to him for he has always been so wise
and Lias is right Titties are titties bro
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(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53916176.jpg)
(http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i50/5/7/16/frabz-I-WOULD-LOVE-TO-SQUEEZE-DEM-TITTIES-b44778.jpg)
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What happens when you look at Fairies....
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Oh i dont know I showed them to Rii today and he's still pretty balanced haha could be because it was a very artistic shot. LOL
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Oh i dont know I showed them to Rii today and he's still pretty balanced haha could be because he's gay
Fixed
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The Fairy made the thread OK again.
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Wait - you are grumpy when we are sleezing onto Fairy, but when Fairy is posting Tit Pics, you are okay with it?
Bit of a Double Standard?
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I'm flabbergasted the thread turned out like this.
I bet this was actually some guys plan all along.
1) Message Fairy with a crude message
2) Fairy makes thread
3) ? ? ? ? ? ?
4) Tits.
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This place is weirder than K road at 3am on acid.
Fairy has nice tits, i saw them through clothes six years ago and couldn't talk to her, so good titties.
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All titties are good titties.
I can read braille if I have too, just feel with ya fingers.
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Wait - you are grumpy when we are sleezing onto Fairy, but when Fairy is posting Tit Pics, you are okay with it?
Bit of a Double Standard?
Im sure being the owner of multiple teats Z appreciates great examples of other nippled species especially ones attached to giant soft pillows that your face would get lost into. Its about the appreciation not the sleaze factor jeez demon.
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This place is weirder than K road at 3am on acid.
If you think this is bad, check out /b/
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I think I speak for all of us when I say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25WXW1OP-8w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25WXW1OP-8w)
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If you think this is bad, check out /b/
/b/ is fairly normal. I really have no idea demon derp is getting at here.
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Wait - you are grumpy when we are sleezing onto Fairy, but when Fairy is posting Tit Pics, you are okay with it?
Bit of a Double Standard?
She makes me laugh.
You can post what you like if it's funny, or clever, or original...
See where I'm going with this?
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Wait - you are grumpy when we are sleezing onto Fairy, but when Fairy is posting Tit Pics, you are okay with it?
Bit of a Double Standard?
She makes me laugh.
You can post what you like if it's funny, or clever, or original...
See where I'm going with this?
I see it, but how does that apply to you?
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Wait...
Wait.
Dafuq is a 'Unicorn' (in this context)?
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Wait...
Wait.
Dafuq is a 'Unicorn' (in this context)?
i want to know two..
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2vmzr7n.jpg)
Fairy are you doing some radical surgery ""Total recall" 3 boob style ?
is the middle one your Unicorn, or does it make you unicorn.
Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/1yD7NC2Urdw (http://youtu.be/1yD7NC2Urdw)
on a side note these guys make some pretty epic stuff to showcase their talent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3393O1uD_w8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3393O1uD_w8)
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Everyone knows that a Unicorn is a single Bisexual Female who is keen to have a threesome with you and your partner.
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Have you not seen the wife formula??????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc)
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Everyone knows that a Unicorn is a single Bisexual Female who is keen to have a threesome with you and your partner.
i think the actual unicorn in that scenario is your partner wanting a threesome.. and then you realizing your dreams are coming true.
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Have you not seen the wife formula??????
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc[/url])
Yeah. Y'all talking about tits, and then suddenly single horns, and I'm all "fuck we went from boobs to chix with dix in about 3 posts flat!"
Obviously I forgot to factor the crazy scale.
And yeah, I've seen that video before. But forgotten the sage advice I had.
your wet dreams are cumming true.
HURR DURR FIXT LIKE A BREEDERS TOP DOLLAR SALE
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thread got me all........thread needs more boobs tbh. i was groping while taking selfies may upload later.
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Wait - you are grumpy when we are sleezing onto Fairy, but when Fairy is posting Tit Pics, you are okay with it?
Bit of a Double Standard?
She makes me laugh.
You can post what you like if it's funny, or clever, or original...
See where I'm going with this?
This cat here - holds my soft spot. One day he shall live permanently on my lap so I can stroke him all day
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+1 for thread.
Hrmm bRb you have excellent camera skills.. Maybe you can document fairy and her mates assets properly for us :-P
All ready to go, just get 'em out girls...
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Well hot diggity damn
I have to take my hat off to Woohoo I am sure you heard me roaring -I absolutely pissed myself for a good hour I wasnt expecting that.
That was some next level epicness!!!
I love you both!
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I'm getting soft in my old age - that made me melt
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So "Giz a hoon in your box ow"
doesn't work?
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nope it doesnt - it also helps if you're from Cleveland have a sexy as fuck voice and gorgeous blue eyes
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Well, I got 2 of those......
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Do blokes from Cleveland want to give you a Cleveland Steamer?
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bahaha he was horrified when i asked about that!!
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Highly relevant to this thread:
http://www.livescience.com/23500-why-men-love-breasts.html?cmpid=514627_20150611_47367756&adbid=10152804328731761&adbpl=fb&adbpr=30478646760 (http://www.livescience.com/23500-why-men-love-breasts.html?cmpid=514627_20150611_47367756&adbid=10152804328731761&adbpl=fb&adbpr=30478646760)
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I was partly expecting that article to say:
"Because Boobs are awesome!"
and then reference Game of Boobs - I mean Thrones.
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Th3Fairy, on tour....
(https://thedingleberry.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/cleveland-steamer.jpg)
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nope it doesnt - it also helps if you're from Cleveland have a sexy as fuck voice and gorgeous blue eyes
Well, I got 2 of those......
Ditto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s)
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Highly relevant to this thread:
[url]http://www.livescience.com/23500-why-men-love-breasts.html?cmpid=514627_20150611_47367756&adbid=10152804328731761&adbpl=fb&adbpr=30478646760[/url] ([url]http://www.livescience.com/23500-why-men-love-breasts.html?cmpid=514627_20150611_47367756&adbid=10152804328731761&adbpl=fb&adbpr=30478646760[/url])
I was partly expecting that article to say:
"Because Boobs are awesome!"
and then reference Game of Boobs - I mean Thrones.
I expected something a bit more 'airy fairy', but straight forward.
Same reason I've always thought caused it (because obviously, I'm pretty much almost always right).
Because breasts are feminine, and to a straight male, feminism is damn sexy.
Same reason hips be bang'n.
Although that's not to say that flatter chested lasses aren't feminine, or sexy. Attraction is far more complex than that, femminazis (inb4).
Now if you'll excuse me, I've an article to show the missus... xD
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(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/62949264.jpg)
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([url]http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/62949264.jpg[/url])
Those aren't breasts though, for the great majority at least.
Besides, I've got a sneaky feeling that her bust is going to be much more than 26 inches larger than her ribcage...
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see now thats just crazy.... far too big to be enjoyed and can you imagine the puddles of titty sweat?!?!?!?! rank much!! seriously what if she fell flat on her face? would it push her breast tissue into her armpit? i mean shit thats what happened to me when i gave birth and my mozzie bites turned into fucking watermelons
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Pretty sure fake ones don't move, especially not that type at least.
Robin Williams called them nazi tits for a reason xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqXlcCueb4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqXlcCueb4)
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Pretty sure fake ones don't move, especially not that type at least.
Robin Williams called them nazi tits for a reason xD
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqXlcCueb4[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqXlcCueb4[/url])
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUk9mAKCtvM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUk9mAKCtvM)
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gravel rash level 150
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Thanks fairy. I feel...... Educated?
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Oh there was an educational tone to it? I thought we were just looking at slow mo tits
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That would make us Perverts.
I was doing an experiment for Science.
That makes me a Scientist.
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I too am a Scientits
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I too am a Scientits
http://www.stuffosaurus.com/p/scientits/390875749/ (http://www.stuffosaurus.com/p/scientits/390875749/)
(http://images9.cafepress.com/product/390875749v1_480x480_Front_Color-Black.jpg)
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you need a lab coat to be a scientist
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you need a lab coat to be a scientist
I concur!
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Speaking of hot Scientists:
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3875/kari1aq.jpg)
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I dont want to be a scientist though I am a scienTITS
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Lets all do a texture test on Fairys bresticals ... hands on approach to science :P
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Lets all do a texture test on Fairys bresticals ... hands on approach to science :P
I approve of this suggestion. Well done Lindsay! I vote we also chuck that old cunt Art into the mix - he'd have some epic tits
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Lets all do a texture test on Fairys bresticals ... hands on approach to science :P
I approve of this suggestion. Well done Lindsay! I vote we also chuck that old cunt Art into the mix - he'd have some epic tits
Art ... Isn't that >>>L2<<< ? ;)
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for teh science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXMfdpjnAHU
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for teh science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXMfdpjnAHU
I approve of this - let's get more for teh science!!! The masses and mammories need to be educated!
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Lets all do a texture test on Fairys bresticals ... hands on approach to science :P
for it to be valid - it needs to be repeated
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for teh science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXMfdpjnAHU
I see your decent song, and raise you a shit one.
Seriously, mute is your friend.
https://vimeo.com/16226480 (https://vimeo.com/16226480)
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I vote for some one inventing virtual reality gloves.