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General => General Chat => Planes, Trains & Automobiles => Topic started by: Retardobot on May 22, 2013, 09:54:07 pm

Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Retardobot on May 22, 2013, 09:54:07 pm
1996 Mitsubishi Mirage.

It has a CD player and white mag wheels and shit.

Will post pic later. But I've already had sex with like, 4 different girls coz of the car.

Playa out.
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Pitchey on May 22, 2013, 10:35:04 pm
Grandma's don't count.
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Pyromanik on May 22, 2013, 10:36:24 pm
He doesn't count the thumb because although it's arguably the best at pleasing him, it's a bit of a dumped out fatty compared to the other 4 girls & harpooning whales is not a thing one admits to his bros.
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Retardobot on May 22, 2013, 10:40:42 pm
<3 u fagz
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Post by: Speakman on May 22, 2013, 11:24:20 pm
Riis thumb = Riis moped
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: deadmeatwalking on May 23, 2013, 07:27:00 am
sausage McMuffin fest ... harpooning whales is wrong ... save the beached whales instead ...(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a4DcEfmvSZs/S7MAvJVd-6I/AAAAAAAAAbA/hPY_cK0g13o/s1600/l_b8971560396fa2ab36b57e5f30b4ce88.jpg)
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Retardobot on May 23, 2013, 08:46:14 am
OOSH

(http://i.imgur.com/3c2Nkop.jpg)
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Growler on May 23, 2013, 09:15:24 am
Bitch, this is my car at the moment, it's fucking awesome!

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/CanadianTurbo/smart1.jpg)
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Retardobot on May 23, 2013, 09:20:37 am
We could have our cars fuck and make awesome little cars.

Then we could fuck. Or if you don't wanna, that's cool.
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Growler on May 23, 2013, 09:49:14 am
Sure, never pass up sexy times!
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Post by: deadmeatwalking on May 23, 2013, 10:45:17 am
look mum 2 wheel barrows :P
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Bounty Hunter on May 23, 2013, 11:27:02 am
Quote from: Retardobot;1525716
OOSH


That is a sex machine, you should tie dye the rims WRC colours and put a big boar exhaust on it
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Post by: PrinceTuiTeka on May 23, 2013, 02:03:04 pm
^^ SIC!
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Post by: Emrico1 on May 23, 2013, 03:37:40 pm
do a wheely bru
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Post by: Pitchey on May 23, 2013, 03:55:51 pm
Quote from: Emrico1;1525728
do a barrel roll bru

Fixed!
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Post by: Growler on May 23, 2013, 04:03:27 pm
I wanna take mine on a really wet piece of carpark, I am pretty sure it will go round so fast my eyes will pop out
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Ninja on May 24, 2013, 05:05:32 pm
thats probably accurate growler... i remember doing second gear helis in a 250HP WRX pretty sure my brain was turned around in my head
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Post by: Xsannz on May 24, 2013, 05:26:48 pm
Quote from: Growler;1525730
I wanna take mine on a really wet piece of carpark, I am pretty sure it will go round so fast my eyes will pop out


like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xdks-j3yt0
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Post by: Hmmmgood on May 24, 2013, 05:36:28 pm
Waste of a perfectly good bike motor imo
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Post by: Xsannz on May 24, 2013, 05:37:10 pm
rii ...   you should turbo it and drop an evo engine in it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXMg5dklyKA
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 27, 2013, 09:49:43 am
Rii, lets race our respective cars, on the roads illegally, like in the fast and furious 6.

I'll be fast and you can be furious.
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Retardobot on May 27, 2013, 09:52:43 am
I would love that.

I want to do flips and shit.

Can we rob a speeding 18 wheel truck?
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 27, 2013, 10:46:42 am
We can spin around each other in slow motion.
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Retardobot on May 27, 2013, 10:55:17 am
Can we touch tires?
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 27, 2013, 11:04:33 am
I'll even let you touch my spare tire.


It's small, because it's a space-saver.
Title: RII HAS A CAR
Post by: Retardobot on May 27, 2013, 11:11:43 am
Is it all yellow?