ugh, or the 'assist this guy with a new and exciting job' thread

[Growler]

Auckland!

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Student allowance can't even support one, let alone a family.

Haha, yeah - that is damn true, my rent alone is $670.00 a fortnight

Shit, Why are you renting - you could be paying off a mortgage with that!

Mortgage would be twice that in Auckland.

It's also the amount the average Aucklander spends on coffee.

[winter]

Student allowance can't even support one, let alone a family.

Haha, yeah - that is damn true, my rent alone is $670.00 a fortnight

Shit, Why are you renting - you could be paying off a mortgage with that!

Haha, all in good time mate, all in good time.. We've got some options lined up for that in the near future, we're just waiting for the perfect house to raise Tobes.

[Pyromanik]

So event management, y/n?
You could ask Woohoo, he did something like that once I think.

[winter]

So event management, y/n?
You could ask Woohoo, he did something like that once I think.

I've been huntin' - def. looks like something that I could get into.

[Retardobot]

Fuck buying a house.

Don't want no mortgage, son.

[The Demon Lord]

its only going to get more expensive - owning a house is awesome

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Fuck buying a house.

Don't want no mortgage, son.

I'd rather be paying my own mortgage, then renting and paying someone else's mortgage.

[Retardobot]

Fuck buying a house.

Don't want no mortgage, son.

I'd rather be paying my own mortgage, then renting and paying someone else's mortgage.

That old chestnut.

[winter]

Fuck buying a house.

Don't want no mortgage, son.

Haha, 6 or so years ago I felt the same.. however now as a father and provider for a small family I want nothing more than the perfect family home. Also, paying a mortgage for either the same I'm paying in rent or a little bit more doesn't phase me in the slightest.

[winter]

Only problem with that is sorting out that 60k deposit for a reasonable home in Auckland.......

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Only problem with that is sorting out that 60k deposit for a reasonable home in Auckland.......

I'm in the same boat as you.

However banks are easing up on the restrictions, so it's worth talking to them even if you only have a 10% deposit.



Or we could sell the boat we are in.

[The Demon Lord]

Only problem with that is sorting out that 60k deposit for a reasonable home in Auckland.......

Yeah, I had some fun with that, but there are options availible

[winter]

Only problem with that is sorting out that 60k deposit for a reasonable home in Auckland.......

I'm in the same boat as you.

However banks are easing up on the restrictions, so it's worth talking to them even if you only have a 10% deposit.



Or we could sell the boat we are in.

10% itself is hard enough as it is most homes worthy of raising a child in Auckland (not leaky;reasonable back/frontyard;close to good schools) are 500-650K .. that's a 50-60K deposit! that's a fucking shit load.

At last glance between myself and my partner, our kiwisaver is at 12-13k? If I could magic up an extra 40-50K that would be great.. but I'm not magic

[winter]

Only problem with that is sorting out that 60k deposit for a reasonable home in Auckland.......

Yeah, I had some fun with that, but there are options availible

Are the options..

- Rob 60-100K from bank.
- Arrange meeting with same bank and loan the remainder of the house.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Only problem with that is sorting out that 60k deposit for a reasonable home in Auckland.......

Yeah, I had some fun with that, but there are options availible

Are the options..

- Rob 60-100K from bank.
- Arrange meeting with same bank and loan the remainder of the house.

Arrange a meeting with the bank to discuss a loan. When the bank tell you how much it will cost, fake a heart attack.

While everyone is distracted, partner robs the bank.

[winter]

Only problem with that is sorting out that 60k deposit for a reasonable home in Auckland.......

Yeah, I had some fun with that, but there are options availible

Are the options..

- Rob 60-100K from bank.
- Arrange meeting with same bank and loan the remainder of the house.

Arrange a meeting with the bank to discuss a loan. When the bank tell you how much it will cost, fake a heart attack.

While everyone is distracted, partner robs the bank.

I just about had a heart attack just now, the window cleaner just descended from the roof right into my office window 9-floors up.

Maybe I should ask him how much they get paid.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I just about had a heart attack just now, the window cleaner just descended from the roof right into my office window 9-floors up.

Maybe I should ask him how much they get paid.

I heard it's pretty high up there. They have lots of opportunities to move up in their line of work.

[winter]

I just about had a heart attack just now, the window cleaner just descended from the roof right into my office window 9-floors up.

Maybe I should ask him how much they get paid.

I heard it's pretty high up there. They have lots of opportunities to move up in their line of work.

Although it panes me to say, I do have a slight fear of heights and that might come across badly in my interview as I tend to be quite transparent.

[Retardobot]

Fuck up, the both of you.

Fuck up now.

[winter]

Fuck up, the both of you.

Fuck up now.

[Retardobot]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

can't stay mad at u babe <3

[winter]

<3

[The Demon Lord]

Only problem with that is sorting out that 60k deposit for a reasonable home in Auckland.......

Yeah, I had some fun with that, but there are options availible

Are the options..

- Rob 60-100K from bank.
- Arrange meeting with same bank and loan the remainder of the house.

Actually, I used a guarantor on the deposit - which the bank was happy with, no money actually changes hands, just the bank is guaranteed on the deposit

[winter]

Only problem with that is sorting out that 60k deposit for a reasonable home in Auckland.......

Yeah, I had some fun with that, but there are options availible

Are the options..

- Rob 60-100K from bank.
- Arrange meeting with same bank and loan the remainder of the house.

Actually, I used a guarantor on the deposit - which the bank was happy with, no money actually changes hands, just the bank is guaranteed on the deposit

What? so you didn't pay a deposit?? which bank did you go through?