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General Chat / favourite quotes
« on: January 11, 2007, 12:26:04 pm »
Turkish: "F**k me, hold tight. What's that?"
Tommy: "It's me belt, Turkish."
Turkish: "No, Tommy, there's a gun in your trousers. What is a gun doing in your trousers?"
Tommy: "It's for protection."
Turkish: "Protection from what? Zee Germans?"

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