Poochie's Dog News

[Poochy]

Hero Dog saves owners from snowstorm

In US news, a heroic halfling has saved its owners from a sudden snowstorm.

The elderly couple were in their forest sanctuary late at night when hit by a sudden storm, which apparently had no warning whatsoever.

The massive storm that hit upstate New York that night felled trees, blocking the couple's path to the other sanctuary buildings — such as the school and storage building — and to their home, which was at least 200 feet away.

"We were in big trouble. I said to my husband, 'I think we could die out here,'" Eve said.

Fortunately, half wolf half German Shepherd Shana wasn't far away, and dug a tunnel underneath the trees before assisting his owners to climb through it and escape to safety.

"It was the most heroic thing I've ever seen in my life," Eve said. "God is watching; he's watching all the time".

God has not yet responded to questions on why he directed a deadly snowstorm towards the couple in the first place.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Fortunately, half wolf half German Shepherd Shana wasn't far away, and dug a tunnel underneath the trees before assisting his owners to climb through it and escape to safety.

A full wolf would have eaten the couple.

[winter]

A full wolf would have eaten the couple.

This is true, he is in a constant battle with himself.

[Zarkov]

Silly Spacemonkey.

A full wolf doesn't eat anyone.

An empty wolf on the other hand...

[Pitchey]

"...the mythological hero Medusa" WTF?

Go study Greek mythology you twat!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/bikes/8976586/Is-this-the-worlds-most-expensive-motorcycle

[deanox]

^I'll say heroine!! Get it right. :stupid:

[Pitchey]

-----------Punches deanox in his knee-------------

[The Demon Lord]

-----------Punches deanox in his knee-------------

What Pitchey said - I tool love Greek Mythology

[Threadcollector]

Almost as interesting as the Steam spam updates, almost.

[Poochy]

Hero Dog phones for help in emergency

Ever been disgusted by the number of dog owners buying their pets cellphones these days? You may want to reconsider.

On Monday, 17-pound beagle Belle received an award for phoning 911 after her diabetic owner had a seizure and collapsed.

“There is no doubt in my mind that I’d be dead if I didn’t have Belle,” said Weaver, 34, whose blood sugar had dropped dangerously low. Belle had been trained to summon help in just those circumstances. She had been taught to bite down on the number 9 on his cell phone contacting 911.

Using their keen sense of smell, animals like Belle can detect abnormalities in a person’s blood-sugar levels. The dog periodically licks Weaver’s nose to take her own reading of his blood-sugar level. If something seems off to her, she will paw and whine at him.

“Every time she paws at me like that I grab my meter and test myself,” Weaver said. “She’s never been wrong.”

Though its not all good news, with reports Belle had been in therapy for months to help cure her of her addiction to hit game Angry Birds.

[Zarkov]

Lol.

Dogs...

[Pitchey]

Much more congenial than cats.

[BerG]

I bet Zarkov was going to do a story on heroic cats, but couldn't find any.

[Pitchey]

News at 10: Lazy cat lets owners house burn to ground.

"I was too busy enjoying the warmth from the flames" says feline felon.

[Emrico1]

Family dies in nasty fire, cat is mildly smug.

[Scunner]