favourite quotes

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Ego trumps logic in Hollywood

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speak softly, and carry a big stick

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Don't Worry, Be Happy

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As a dog returns to its vomit, so does a fool to its folly.

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Doing good is the only certainly happy action of a man's life.

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those who maintain hope in the face of adversity are the ones with true strength

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Mr James Crane usually offers this piece of sound advice to all new officers joining his fraud department: ‘Always follow the money. Inevitably it will lead to an oak-paneled door and behind it will be Mr Big'

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Theroux deploys all his logic and charm to find the humanity beneath the rhetoric, but ultimately fails. It is difficult to reason with people who think that holding up a placard proclaiming 'Jews worship the rectum' is 'a courteous and loving' thing to do

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I would wish you the best of luck, but I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures

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The devil tempts all men, but some men tempt the devil

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The only way Germanic peoples were going to be converted to Christianity, in fact the only way any pagan was ever converted to Christianity is that the power of the Christian god was demonstrated
That could be done in a miracle, and there is no bigger miracle than a battle

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do as I say, not as I do

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When you are first in prison, you think you’re never going to use drugs again because you never want to go back there. By the time you are released, however, you tell yourself to make sure you’re never caught again

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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it

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I think all human beings are endowed with foresight to some extent. It is the fact that we have no control over what we can see coming that makes life so interesting.

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Pacifism in the fantasy milieu is for those who would be slaves

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We own the night

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These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Nuff time passes, you get so you depend on 'em. That's institutionalized.

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Nervos belli, pecuniam.
Endless money forms the sinews of war.

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Wise moonwatchers take turns

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The sign of good satire is when the satire becomes reality

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

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Finally! Concrete proof that the sandpaper system works! Most of the reviews of it are highly critical and very abrasive

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Emotional Intelligence is the ability to make healthy choices based on accurately identifying, understanding, and managing your own feelings and those of others

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The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.