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And in breaking news Chelsea and Liverpool are fighting for the signature of Tim Howard to replace either Fernando Torres or Andy Carroll. Howard has scored more goals in the past 5 weeks then the two
strikers combined

Reply #2475 Posted: January 05, 2012, 01:20:58 pm

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You know i think torres would be a better waterboy..but in all fairness, he would make a good midfielder. He sets up shit but never scores... maybe he should be on Loan to Portsmouth

Reply #2476 Posted: January 05, 2012, 01:31:21 pm

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keep the faith, for January at least. If he can't get some form in the next 4 games against he likes of Pompey, Sunderland, Norwich and Stoke with no Drogba and Anelka breathing down his neck before we play the scum then you have my blessing to unload both barrels.
No Pressure Nando.... :)

It's also a pity that Essiens return is not expected until the end of the month.

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And in breaking news Chelsea and Liverpool are fighting for the signature of Tim Howard to replace either Fernando Torres or Andy Carroll. Howard has scored more goals in the past 5 weeks then the two
strikers combined

haha yea like Liverpool would ever bid on American Toffee.
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Reply #2477 Posted: January 05, 2012, 02:03:42 pm
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Like Liverpool would bid for American Toffee

Reply #2478 Posted: January 05, 2012, 02:06:31 pm
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Anelkas gone burger - now Lucas Piazon is rumoured to be heading our way! YUS!

Reply #2479 Posted: January 05, 2012, 02:43:07 pm

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Who?

Also, wicked goal from Tim Howard. Can't remember where I saw this, but he has now scored more goals in the last 5 weeks than either Fernando or Carrol. :P

Reply #2480 Posted: January 05, 2012, 06:57:33 pm

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Torres scored the other day on FIFA 12..even that was a drama

Reply #2481 Posted: January 05, 2012, 11:43:25 pm

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Who?

Also, wicked goal from Tim Howard. Can't remember where I saw this, but he has now scored more goals in the last 5 weeks than either Fernando or Carrol. :P

and Arshavin, who hasn't scored since October. In fact a Chelsea Midfielder has scored twice the goals for Arsenal than Arshavin has all season.

Just sayin....

Reply #2482 Posted: January 06, 2012, 12:25:55 am
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This cracks me up, he's been resigned to FC Twente but this is from a while back, either speak English or Dutch Steve, don't try and do both at the same time while lilting in and out of your dull Yorkshire accent.

..I think.



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WTF?

Don't want even if it was to be.....

Have I mentioned Carroll is shite?

Reply #2484 Posted: January 06, 2012, 01:17:59 pm

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He's better than Carroll

Reply #2485 Posted: January 06, 2012, 01:23:28 pm
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the way we are going we would pay 25 million for Heske

Reply #2486 Posted: January 06, 2012, 01:37:15 pm

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A soggy french frie is better than Carroll... Heske is a has been is he not?

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the way we are going we would pay 25 million for Heske

Not the Mule!

Reply #2488 Posted: January 06, 2012, 04:39:44 pm

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Thierry

MOTHERFUCKING

HENRY

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was happy enough just to see him on the pitch, even happier when he actually got a touch on the ball, and fucking gloriously happy when he scored that goal.

WORLD CLASS. Legend, stuff of fairy tales.

Reply #2489 Posted: January 10, 2012, 10:28:08 am

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Nasri is at the Emirates as well, so strange. Is he trying to get some respect back? Does not compute, I don't think he is welcome there.

Although I did read on Arsenal-Mania that there are Twitter rumours going around that the twat may be loaned back to Arsenal for the rest of the season.

Reply #2490 Posted: January 10, 2012, 10:29:18 am

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I think I might have cried a little. You couldn't fucking write it. Well, you could, in fact you would, but you wouldn't expect what you'd written to happen. Incredible stuff.

Reply #2491 Posted: January 10, 2012, 11:13:03 am
Immanentize the eschaton

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Theirry Henry

the man

Reply #2492 Posted: January 10, 2012, 11:30:57 am

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Thierry!

Transfer Rumours :

Lampard has been given all clear to move Internationally
Kalou to Arsenal
LA Galaxy loaning Robbie Keane to Aston Villa
Liverpool to recruit more racists...and KKK as fans

Reply #2493 Posted: January 10, 2012, 06:22:09 pm

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I think I might have cried a little. You couldn't fucking write it. Well, you could, in fact you would, but you wouldn't expect what you'd written to happen. Incredible stuff.

I almost broke my headphones when he scored, even shouted out in excitement, and I don't often do that, especially not at 7:30am or when ever it was.

Reply #2494 Posted: January 10, 2012, 06:40:11 pm

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True that. Jumping out of your seat, clenching your fists and yelling 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES' at the roof, in the morning of a standard office day means you have to think fast.

Reply #2495 Posted: January 10, 2012, 10:38:58 pm
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you know it was against Leeds right? :)

Nah, pretty cool, been a fan of TH before he joined Arsenal, remember him debut as a sub for France in the World Cup and his class was obvious. Won me a European Championship fantasy league too.....

..then you lot bought him.

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Could've been against the Downs Boys Special Needs Under-7's team and I still would've spunked everywhere.

Reply #2497 Posted: January 11, 2012, 09:16:55 am
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Thierry!

Transfer Rumours :

Liverpool to recruit more racists...and KKK as fans


Are we getting John Terry?

Reply #2498 Posted: January 11, 2012, 10:08:45 am

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you know it was against Leeds right? :)

Nah, pretty cool, been a fan of TH before he joined Arsenal, remember him debut as a sub for France in the World Cup and his class was obvious. Won me a European Championship fantasy league too.....

..then you lot bought him.


Yea, the same Leeds who beat Man U at Old Trafford two years ago, and forced a replay with Arsenal last season.

Reply #2499 Posted: January 11, 2012, 10:40:17 am