Oddball bot?
How to write resumes for creative media professionals?
Why would we want to write resumes for creative media professionals? Shouldn't they be writing their own resumes?
On a side note, one would be amazed at the amount of bog standard Arial fonted single/double white page black text lists of bullshit come in for a graphic design position.
Oh you're a graphic designer? Yeah, I can really tell by the way you've designed the shit out of this sexy CV. It attracts my attention so much it absorbs all my energy to the point where I don't want to read any more before I get to the middle of the first page. It's just too intense with creativity.
CREATIVE POSITION.
BE FUCKING CREATIVE.
APPLY CREATIVELY*
*(on paper. Don't rock up in drag, that would also [probably] not get you hired.)
XENOLIGHTNING
I'M FUCKING CREATIVE
BITCHES