Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Xsannz]

my local bakery has monster bananas - this morning's one was 10 inches i dont know where they get these monster bananas from but crikey!

Genetically enhanced, bananas are supposed to be 5-6inches thats the norm...

I hate modified Fruit..  as nature intended please although sometimes the peaches are a bit hairy and you need to rub them down a bit.

nothing better than peach juice running down your chin..

are we still talking about fruit?

[Lias]

Watching the missus give birth the other day was the happiest day of my life. After seeing that I know she can take at least one fist.

[Xsannz]

Watching the missus give birth the other day was the happiest day of my life. After seeing that I know she can take at least one fist.

other day?

something you haven't said ?  you had another one ?

[Retardobot]

I hate modified Fruit..  as nature intended please although sometimes the peaches are a bit hairy and you need to rub them down a bit.

Fake tits = epic.
Natural tits = epic.

Ya'll mother fuckers need to get down from your ivory towers. The intensity in which people seem to now lambast women (or men) who get work done has come full circle.

If I had a missus who had fake norks, I'd motorboat them all the same, all the while with a smile on my face.

It seems odd to openly judge a hypothetical women for hypothetically having enhanced features like it was done to please you. But I guess it's a fashion statement when you're seen dismissing the physical attributes of an individual.

SJW all up in this.

[Lias]

Fake tits = epic.
Natural tits = epic.

Pretty much only care if I get to play with em.

[420fairy]

Watching the missus give birth the other day was the happiest day of my life. After seeing that I know she can take at least one fist.

WOW congrats!!

And jesus Lias it shrinks back you know, we dont stay wide open all the damn time. *smh*

[Craigor]

Wouldn't it bite your arm off?
Those things have teeth right?

[Retardobot]

"Whoa, dude, how'd you lose your arm?"
"In a fisting accident."

[Xsannz]

yeah but i'd rather have naturals, i'd motorboat them all the same but i have to pay for my colour steel roof every 10 years,  i don't want to have to pay for the tits to have to be redone every 10, I've seen what happens after the ""Shelf life" of fakes and they look worse than natural ones they look like a lumpy old pillow that the stuffing went wrong in.

so i'd prefer natural for the upkeep value

[Xsannz]

LIAS pics or it didn't happen.. did you ave another  prog without telling me when you were round the other day or were you talking yesterday as in a while ago like almost 3 years...

yeah i've been unfortunate enough to have known you longer than that

ahh the days..  Xsannz has joined the channel, xsannz has left the channel, x1000 god danm FT02 case a 6970 crossfire and overlocked AMD cpu, i spent more time raging about not being able to play BC2 on a blue screen that anything else.

miss those days

[Retardobot]

yeah but i'd rather have naturals, i'd motorboat them all the same but i have to pay for my colour steel roof every 10 years,  i don't want to have to pay for the tits to have to be redone every 10, I've seen what happens after the ""Shelf life" of fakes and they look worse than natural ones they look like a lumpy old pillow that the stuffing went wrong in.

so i'd prefer natural for the upkeep value

Elbows too pointy, etc.

[Xsannz]

yeah but i'd rather have naturals, i'd motorboat them all the same but i have to pay for my colour steel roof every 10 years,  i don't want to have to pay for the tits to have to be redone every 10, I've seen what happens after the ""Shelf life" of fakes and they look worse than natural ones they look like a lumpy old pillow that the stuffing went wrong in.

so i'd prefer natural for the upkeep value

Elbows too pointy, etc.

Pointy elbows can be fixed with a baseball bat and a bone file

[Retardobot]

Seems appropriate, just as long as we're picking and choosing what we like in a partner.

[Xsannz]

Seems appropriate, just as long as we're picking and choosing what we like in a partner.

I'd pick you harder than i picked my first wild pokemon, i'd even waste an Ultraball on you.

Gota Catch Em All

[Retardobot]

No Pokeball needed.

Just take me out for a nice breakfast and say yes to anal and I'm all yours.

[Xsannz]

No Pokeball needed.

Just take me out for a nice breakfast and say yes to anal and I'm all yours.

Soggy weatbix and vegimite toast work for you?

[Retardobot]

Fuck off. Uncultured swine.

[Xsannz]

Fuck off. Uncultured swine.

Fine Bacon, a side of eggs (poached) with hollandaise Grilled tomato and sautéed pepper mushrooms, 2 breakfast pork sausage and a potato hash.

side order of wholemeal five grain toast real whipped butter and choice of jam or marmalade and a pot of coffee fresh ground this morning, and a jug of freshly squeezed orange juice mixed with tears of love.

f...er better do me good now....

_{better stop talking or Craigor will try get in on this..}

[Retardobot]

That coffee better be Havana X-blend, no milk or sugar.

[Craigor]

_{better stop talking or Craigor will try get in on this..}

There's no denying Rii is a beautiful man, however I'm too familiar with the feelings of deception, and wouldn't want to inflict that upon anyone else, so you're safe, but If you ever want to spice things up a bit down the track.. you know where I am..

[Xsannz]

That coffee better be Havana X-blend, no milk or sugar.

FECK off i only use Kopi luwak beans b1tch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

[Retardobot]

That coffee better be Havana X-blend, no milk or sugar.

FECK off i only use Kopi luwak beans b1tch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

I think you're lying.

Craig, lets hug it out, bitch.

[Xsannz]

That coffee better be Havana X-blend, no milk or sugar.

FECK off i only use Kopi luwak beans b1tch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

I think you're lying.

Craig, lets hug it out, bitch.

ok ok i disguised arabica beans as luwak beens aint no way i can afford 200USD a kg for the real stuff, and besides there is no point in using that for filter coffee.

[Codex]

Fake tits = epic.
Natural tits = epic.

Ya'll mother fuckers need to get down from your ivory towers. The intensity in which people seem to now lambast women (or men) who get work done has come full circle.

If I had a missus who had fake norks, I'd motorboat them all the same, all the while with a smile on my face.

It seems odd to openly judge a hypothetical women for hypothetically having enhanced features like it was done to please you. But I guess it's a fashion statement when you're seen dismissing the physical attributes of an individual.

SJW all up in this.

This though.

Their body, their choice.

yeah but i'd rather have naturals, i'd motorboat them all the same but i have to pay for my colour steel roof every 10 years,  i don't want to have to pay for the tits to have to be redone every 10, I've seen what happens after the ""Shelf life" of fakes and they look worse than natural ones they look like a lumpy old pillow that the stuffing went wrong in.

so i'd prefer natural for the upkeep value

Looool, then don't? It's not your body, as such it's not your choice.

Upkeep value? hahahaha, just wow.

[420fairy]

my 2 cents - at my last job most of the female reps once they started making good money got fake boobs in to boost their confidence and look good.
i had the pleasure (yes it was) to have 3 of them line up in the bathroom to decide who had the most natural looking and feeling set. Found the one that was HUUUUGE felt really awkward and looked wrong, the other one looked like she had Tori spellings tit doctor. That was a highlight of such a shit job.