Mormon door knockers are quite funny really.

They wake you at some stupid hour to catch you off guard then they start employing the "foot in the door" technique.

They say what they think etc. then invite you to "just give it a go". It's not a cult, just a social gathering.

Got to be wary of people using that, used by more people than door knockers.

I haven't had door-knocking zealots in a long time (not since I moved house), I do recall one group, though not their doctrine, who arrived at my door advertising faith.

Something along the lines of this:

"Do you want to live a long life, fulfilled spiritually? Do you want to go to heaven? Do you want to be a moral and humble person?"

To which I replied

"Do you take American Express?"

... They didn't....perhaps if they were Scientologists.... ( Or Je... I'll keep it G-rated)

Sex education in my RE class is still going. It's SO FUCKING BIASED!

I swear if I could I'd be all active against it but that would get me kicked out of school

And she goes on about how if a guy has sex with a girl who was consenting and then she decides she wasn't comfortable with it, it's rape!

Oh for fucks sake! What if I'm not comfortable with I girl I might have slept with the previous night, is that rape?

And also she wrote on the board the other day: "Sex is not real unless your in a relationship!"

And she did underline it. I'm sorry I just have to rant about her, I hate her! I hate her! I hate her!

Play the minority card.

 "Men can be raped to, the poor attitude held by New Zealand society only makes it harder for these VICTIMS (Victims is a great word when you're playing minority card) to come foward. The ignorance (Look at the teacher and emphasise this word) held by many can result in various mental health problems.  Many men who have been RAPED, find the this ignorance held by females to be too much and may fall further victims to depression and suicide. Two major problems prevalent in New Zealand."

Of course, if you were to spiel on like that, everyone will think you were raped.

Alternatively respond to the 'Sex is not real unless you're in a relationship' with:

"I was in a relationship with her, but we ended it after 30 minutes."

also....

Fuck that one's great.

I'll take Halloween.

Not a traditional 'Motivator'. But it's pretty motivational for anyone with an allegiance to nerdism and illicit substances.



Yes, that's an N64 controller bong.

Don't blow things out of proportion here, the pictures a bit of a laugh, that's it's purpose.

When people blow things out of proportion and take things out of context you get people burning crosses and crying out "Gays are evil". It's a joke picture, put here for a bit of a flameless laugh. The informal language within the picture eliminates almost completely the ability to yield any in-depth or meritorious conversation.