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Is a war genuinely on the cards????

Its inebidable, inebidable, its enebidally going to happen god dam it open your firggin ears
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Kim Jong Un is just ronery, so ronery and is all steam with no substance
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I can't wait for the Team America sequal thanks to this nut job.
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Topic: Oh noes Norf Courier

Offline frankytanky

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So what are we predicting, is this a my penis is bigger than yours type scenario on a grand stage, or do you think Kim Jong Un has the cahounas to actually follow through with a threat.

This is genuinely a great chance for Matt and Trey to make a sequal.
Last Edit: April 05, 2013, 04:04:40 pm by frankytanky

Posted: April 05, 2013, 04:00:37 pm

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Kim Jong crazy shit for sures.

Someone needs to sniper him.

Reply #1 Posted: April 05, 2013, 04:08:22 pm

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The silly garden gnome wouldn't know what to do.

He's a sheltered child with 0 clue.

Reply #2 Posted: April 05, 2013, 04:08:30 pm



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Well TBH - its all Sabre Rattling atm.

The reality of NK launcing a first strike against a super power would result in NK being wiped off the face of the earth - I also don't think that China would openly support a first strike by NK. China has somewhat evolved as a country and is now a major player in the world stage.

Reply #3 Posted: April 05, 2013, 04:14:17 pm

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The reality of NK launcing a first strike against a super power would result in NK being wiped off the face of the earth

I'm going with this also.

NK would get a good first punch in, but they'd be ruined beyond repair when whoever caught the first punch retaliated (providing they don't nuke SK).

Reply #4 Posted: April 05, 2013, 04:34:31 pm



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I'd be very surprised if they followed through with any of their threats. I feel sorry for the poor buggers stuck in that country.

It's always been just words from NK and it will continue that way IMO. If im wrong then bye bye NK.

Reply #5 Posted: April 05, 2013, 04:44:54 pm
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if they did land the first punch against say the states..

there would be South Korea and Was North Korea ocean crater...

Reply #6 Posted: April 05, 2013, 04:57:33 pm

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if they did land the first punch against say the states..

They can't.

Their missile program isn't advanced enough to accurately travel that far. Plus their nuclear devices are too big to fit into/onto any missile. The underground tests they did were tests, and they are still very far away from being able to launch a strike like that.

That being said, their primary target would be SK, probably Seoul given how close to the boarder it is, oh and that whole it being capital thing. It is thought NK has artillery which would be able to hit Seoul, and would be the most likely first strike.

Reply #7 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:06:08 pm

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They can't.

Their missile program isn't advanced enough to accurately travel that far. Plus their nuclear devices are too big to fit into/onto any missile. The underground tests they did were tests, and they are still very far away from being able to launch a strike like that.

That being said, their primary target would be SK, probably Seoul given how close to the boarder it is, oh and that whole it being capital thing. It is thought NK has artillery which would be able to hit Seoul, and would be the most likely first strike.

also withing range is Guam, a US base based there...

Reply #8 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:16:29 pm

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Erm. Have you ever looked at a map?

Its over 3000km's from Guam to NK. No way artillery could hit it. Also no way NK's "nukes" could hit it, because as I said, they are too big to fit on a missile.

Reply #9 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:27:53 pm

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Quote from: mycoolcar;1522643
Erm. Have you ever looked at a map?

Its over 3000km's from Guam to NK. No way artillery could hit it. Also no way NK's "nukes" could hit it, because as I said, they are too big to fit on a missile.

3000 miles is close enough for a mid range missile, with a reasonable payload

Reply #10 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:28:51 pm

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Erm. Have you ever looked at a map?

Its over 3000km's from Guam to NK. No way artillery could hit it. Also no way NK's "nukes" could hit it, because as I said, they are too big to fit on a missile.

inb4 a wiki link Xsannz hasn't read before copy/pasta.

:3

But yeh, NK's everything is horribly outdated/doesn't work, and could be quite easily taken down before it gets anywhere of value.

Reply #11 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:29:01 pm

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inb4 a wiki link Xsannz hasn't read before copy/pasta.

:3

not a wiki link ... lol just the news

where it was reported to be a possibility..  doubtful but still a possibility.

I do agree the most logical would be SK or Japan.. but again doubts about that as the musadan missile has not been tested or proven to be accurate, the last attempt at anything airborne ended up a disaster.

Reply #12 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:33:04 pm

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of course if he doesnt get irate about the Anonymous hacking him and the pig poster

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/8513753/Anonymous-hack-North-Korea-social-media


Reply #13 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:37:44 pm

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Real point is anything with a nuke brings on M.A.D. So they wont. Worst case the ceasefire ends, and the Korean war might finally come to an end.

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Reply #14 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:40:07 pm

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Reply #15 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:42:12 pm

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NK wouldn't be wiped out, but there would be an invasion, the americans would place a new president in, and the whole place would turn to shit.

Reply #16 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:53:35 pm
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NK wouldn't be wiped out, but there would be an invasion, the americans would place a new president in, and the whole place would turn to shit.

IIRC NK doesn't have enough religion for everyone to start bombing the shit out of each other.

And they lack oil.

Reply #17 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:55:34 pm

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And they lack oil.

Yeah but I figured maybe the US would throw in a freebie?

like....every now and then you have to invade a country without oil....just cause?

Reply #18 Posted: April 05, 2013, 05:59:47 pm
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Border skirmish at worst, but my money literally (ipredict) is on nothing happening.

Reply #19 Posted: April 05, 2013, 06:36:40 pm

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lol just the news

The news sorta sucks, they want to make thing more exciting so you watch it.

Reply #20 Posted: April 05, 2013, 06:38:33 pm

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Reply #21 Posted: April 05, 2013, 08:30:09 pm

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NK need to be careful.

If I were the US I'd be looking to make an example of one of these terrorist states.

It's not hard to make it look like they started it.

Reply #22 Posted: April 05, 2013, 10:38:45 pm

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You crazy.

Reply #23 Posted: April 06, 2013, 03:27:43 am

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IIRC NK doesn't have enough religion for everyone to start bombing the shit out of each other.

And they lack oil.

I would put forward the NK is one of the most religous countries in the world - its just that instead of a god (or Gods) they have the deity of Our Glorious Leader

Reply #24 Posted: April 06, 2013, 08:16:14 am