Topic: Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

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You could say it was a prolapse in Judgement.

Just chilling at home, letting it all hang out were you?

Reply #22525 Posted: April 21, 2015, 10:41:27 pm

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Chilled probably would be a good word to describe how I felt when a cold breeze blew through the house ;P

Reply #22526 Posted: April 22, 2015, 01:03:22 am
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Chilli lube will fix that

Reply #22527 Posted: April 22, 2015, 06:14:33 am

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C-can I be the fluffer?

Don't need one sorry, Growler gets me rigid at the drop of a hat.

Reply #22528 Posted: April 22, 2015, 10:27:07 am



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We can invite Criagor and go for a triple dip!


Thats not as fun in real life as it's made out to be.
Not that it isn't fun, just doesn't live up to the hype


Reply #22529 Posted: April 22, 2015, 11:12:25 am
<a href="steam://friends/add/76561197966242864/">Add me to Steam</a> <- Fixed! lol

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We can invite Criagor and go for a triple dip!


Thats not as fun in real life as it's made out to be.
Not that it isn't fun, just doesn't live up to the hype

Growler + Rii = Plug and socket
Growler + Rii + Craigpr =  Craigor Double adaptor
Growler + Rii + Craigor + Lias = Craigor as a multiboard and a happy craig with everythign plugged.

Reply #22530 Posted: April 22, 2015, 12:21:23 pm

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I like to think of myself more as an extension cord, plug the power in 1 end and the juice comes out the other.

Reply #22531 Posted: April 22, 2015, 02:29:34 pm
Think of me like Yoda,
but instead of being little and green,
I wear suits and I'm awesome.
I'm your bro - I'm Broda!

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I like to think of myself more as an extension cord, plug the power in 1 end and the juice comes out the other.

Do you get unlimited power from plugging one end into the other?

Reply #22532 Posted: April 23, 2015, 12:16:25 am

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That was the most productive weekend I've ever had.

Up at 4am to watch the Mrs. be Catafalque guard for the Marton Dawn Service (so proud).

Then looked at homes - found one we loved, applied for tenancy and got it instantly, awesome little 2 bedroom, modernised Art Deco home with heating controlled by an awesome log burner that pipes heat into the roof and helps heat the hot water and the best part about it is it has 200MB+ fiber BAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Then yesterday we went and bought a washer, fridge and a coffee machine.

Dildos.

Reply #22533 Posted: April 28, 2015, 09:57:55 am



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That was the most productive weekend I've ever had.

Looked at dildos - found one we loved, applied for it and got it instantly, awesome little dildo, modernised Art Deco dildo with heating controlled by an awesome log burner that pipes heat into the dildo and helps heat the dildo and the best part about it is it has 200MB+ fibre BAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Then yesterday we went and bought a dildo machine

Dildos.

Productive indeed.


Reply #22534 Posted: April 28, 2015, 10:28:38 am

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HAHAHAHAHA.

That was actually your best work yet. However it would have been near perfect if you edited it to say "pumped dildos into the roof"

Reply #22535 Posted: April 28, 2015, 10:30:04 am



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Art Deco

Art Deco is the Comic Sans of architecture.

(it's not, but whatever)

Reply #22536 Posted: April 28, 2015, 05:55:03 pm
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Art Deco

Comic Xsannz of Getsome.

(it's not, but whatever)

You called......

Reply #22537 Posted: April 29, 2015, 06:43:42 am

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Reply #22538 Posted: April 29, 2015, 11:35:37 am

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Reply #22539 Posted: April 30, 2015, 07:22:39 am
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Art Deco

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You called......

Ohhhhhh ICWYDT

Woo's got new glasses me thinks....

Coke Bottle Lenses again... hope he didn't use the new coke Life bottles.

Reply #22540 Posted: April 30, 2015, 07:24:09 am

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Coke Bottle Lenses again... hope he didn't use the new coke Life bottles.

How many times have Coca-Cola rebranded their drink in order to get people who shouldn't really be drinking coke, to drink coke?

Reply #22541 Posted: April 30, 2015, 07:46:35 am

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Coke Bottle Lenses again... hope he didn't use the new coke Life bottles.

How many times have Coca-Cola rebranded their drink in order to get people who shouldn't really be drinking coke, to drink coke?

Stevia can kiss my Sugar loving Ass.. i was excited when i first saw it thinking it was a lime or lemon zesty flavoured coke.. but then saw it was just diet coke with stevia....   and it tastes like ass..

back to my vanilla coke loving tree i think.

Reply #22542 Posted: April 30, 2015, 07:55:52 am

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Stevia can kiss my Sugar loving Ass..

Sooooo, you're saying I SHOULDN'T buy it?

Reply #22543 Posted: April 30, 2015, 09:45:40 am

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Stop drinking sugar you muppets.

Reply #22544 Posted: April 30, 2015, 09:53:25 am



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found a reddit article that helps boost my fps on nvidia cards

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Recently i found that my card was trying to stream games to a nvidia shield even though i dont own one and it was eating at my cpu and destroying my framerate in games however i found a way to close down this process. click the windows icon in the bottom left and search "services" http://i.imgur.com/NF1TAXr.png Next open up services and locate "NVIDIA Streamer Service" http://i.imgur.com/JQQmRVr.png Open the service and stop the service if its running then disable the service. http://i.imgur.com/lNvZSyg.png Do all this and hit apply and you'll be able to see a noticable framerate boost and drop in your cpu usage! i hope this help a couple people out!" repost from r/globaloffensive

Reply #22545 Posted: April 30, 2015, 09:59:03 am

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Stop drinking sugar you muppets.

I bought some orange juice the other day, found out it had added sugar, it tasted horrible.

Why add sugar to orange juice? Orange juice is fine the way it is when it comes out of the orange, no need to add anything.

Reply #22546 Posted: April 30, 2015, 10:09:55 am

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Found the same thing last week when buying some for lady Rii.

The only orange juice that was pure orange juice was Charlies. ALL other brands on the shelf had added sugar or sucrose.

Even a brand called "simply squeezed" had added sucrose to bump up the sweetness.

Reply #22547 Posted: April 30, 2015, 10:30:21 am



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Client: Hi, can you update this book for me please.
Me: Sure, are there any specific changes you'd like made, or perhaps design aspects about the current version of this book you'd like kept?
Client: No, I'll leave it up to you and your best judgement.
-------------- Fuck, this never works out well ----------------------
Me: Great, I'll get you a PDF sample of a layout soon.
-------------- Send layout sample to client -------------------------
Client: I don't like the cover, the headings are too large, I don't like the type of green you've used. Can we just use the same layout as last year but with new photos?
Me: HeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddesk.

Reply #22548 Posted: April 30, 2015, 10:46:21 am



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Client: Hi, can you update this book for me please.
Me: Sure, are there any specific changes you'd like made, or perhaps design aspects about the current version of this book you'd like kept?
Client: No, I'll leave it up to you and your best judgement.
-------------- Fuck, this never works out well ----------------------
Me: Great, I'll get you a PDF sample of a layout soon.
-------------- Send layout sample to client -------------------------
Client: I don't like the cover, the headings are too large, I don't like the type of green you've used. Can we just use the same layout as last year but with new photos?
Me: HeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddesk.

I find NOBINAUTOMATICPENCILSHARPNER to work better than HEADDESK

Reply #22549 Posted: April 30, 2015, 11:52:24 am