Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Xsannz]

Haha

To be honest I do that naturally because it helps avoid the "Omg you're gay?! that's amazing, what's it like?, does that make you different to me?, can we have a six hour conversation about the mardi gras?"

I'd rather just not, lol.

Omg you're gay?! that's amazing, what's it like?, does that make you different to me?, can we have a six hour conversation about the mardi gras? please?

I would love a 6 hour conversation about beads

Bunny beads?

[Kayne]

I may have broken the bunny

Spoiler :

[Lias]

I may have broken the bunny

Spoiler :

Alrighty then.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Reading Kanye's post was a mistake.

[Growler]

I just ordered one of these  build kits for me and my boy!

Spoiler :

[Scunner]

Does it also function as a lunch box?

'Cos that would be cool.

[Growler]

would be a massive lunch box, but I am sure I could customise it to do so.

[Retardobot]

I just ordered one of these  build kits for me.

A little more believable.

[Growler]

Nah I got a F1 car for my boy on way back from the F1, he wants something he can bash around more as the ferrari spins out just hitting a tiny stone.

[Retardobot]

You're an awesome dad.

I had to convince my father like I was up for parole that a rugby ball was a worth while purchase.

Dick.

[Growler]

I got one when I was a kid (very lucky) and it was awesome, I want my kids to have the same sort of fun.

I'd rather be broke and my kids have food and fun then save for myself.

And thanks Rii

[420fairy]

I may have broken the bunny

Spoiler :

you need to get better anal beads. silicon ones are best

[Growler]

What about strap ons?

[Pigdog]

That's not anal beads

[Xsannz]

That's not anal beads

i agree there is no barbed wire...

[Pigdog]

That's not anal beads

i agree there is no barbed wire...

That escalated quickly.

[Retardobot]

I may have broken the bunny

Spoiler :

you need to get better anal beads. silicon ones are best

If you're using silicon lube then you're in for a stingy butthole.

[Growler]

I prefer it when Rii licks my chocolate starfish before inserting.

[Retardobot]

Spit is best lube.

[Growler]

When I go full time gay, you're top of my list for hitting on, your missus can watch or join in, whatever floats her boat!

We can invite Criagor and go for a triple dip!

[Kayne]

C-can I be the fluffer?

you need to get better anal beads. silicon ones are best

I enjoy the rugged "Pull and Pop" effect as hard plastic is expelled from my anus.

[Bert]

Oh god what have I walked into haha.

[Codex]

She's also signing up to engineering at Canterbury too.

Well that's handy ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[Pigdog]

C-can I be the fluffer?

you need to get better anal beads. silicon ones are best

I enjoy the rugged "Pull and Pop" effect as hard plastic is expelled from my anus.

Have you tried the lawnmower start?

[Kayne]

C-can I be the fluffer?

you need to get better anal beads. silicon ones are best

I enjoy the rugged "Pull and Pop" effect as hard plastic is expelled from my anus.

Have you tried the lawnmower start?

Yes, too fast though,

You could say it was a prolapse in Judgement.