Are you ready to become a cyborg?

[maorifulla]

[private_hell]

just so you know im hoping to be the NZ distributor for all your cybernectic needs - also repairs and upgrades as well.

just tell me what you need and i'll see if i can source it - if not then we'll build it

[Pyromanik]

I would like a Number 5 please.

[Retardobot]

I want a hydraulic penis.

[Donkey]

You already have one. Kind of.

[Pyromanik]

This is true, to a point.

[Retardobot]

My current one doesn't work. Stupid dog got a hold of it.

[Pyromanik]

0.0 :<

[Donkey]

This is true, to a point.

What else would you call it though? It doesn't use pneumatics.
I guess there is some kind of muscle involved too.

[Pyromanik]

I don't think there's a muscle involved.
It's just blood swelling tissue... which in a sense is comparable to a liquid pressurising a tube...

[SUPA_maori_BRO]

Ohaiguyz

ima bac doin mah kartwheelz

[smegmacheese]

I would like to be assimilated by 7 of 9 please.

[Pyromanik]

I would like to be assimilated by 7 of 9 please.

Have been waiting for this remark since beginning of thread.
I'm not a trekie so didn't want to say it myself.

Jeri Ryan.

Apparently they talk about her 'girls' a lot on the set of Boston Legal.

[Pitchey]

ZOMG! It's the nanomachines
"LLLLIIIIIQQQQQUUUUUIIIIDDDDD" cough splatter cough
Wonder when I can be transformed into Raiden so I can protect Old Snake
Here's a pic of me pwning Gekko's tbh

Spoiler :

Sheesh, clean ya teeth bro!

[BerG]

A man has successfully driven another man using brain waves.

Or something.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130827122713.htm

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

A man has successfully driven another man using brain waves.

Or something.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130827122713.htm

I sent my brain waves over the internet and made Berg type that.

[Pitchey]

I sent my brain waves over the internet and made Berg type that.

Sounds legit, there's none of Bergs usual spelling and grammar mistakes.

[The Demon Lord]

I saw this thread and I saw 7 of 9.


Mmmmmmmmmmm 7 of 9

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I saw this thread and I saw 7 of 9.


Mmmmmmmmmmm 7 of 9

I would like to control her body with my brain waves.

[The Demon Lord]

I would like to control her body with my brain waves.

I prefer the old fashioned method of control when it comes to that.

with Whips and Chains....

[BerG]

Space monkey is always trying to get inside me.

[deanox]

Dutch rudder

[Zarkov]

I would like to control her body with my brain waves.

She controls your body with your brainwaves.

How cool is that?

[Retardobot]

Space monkey is always trying to get inside me.

The scary thing is you never actually know when he is.

What you've got to ask yourself is "am I being butt-slammed by a SpaceMonkey right now?"