Topic: Madness: King chicken lays monster egg.

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A chicken laid a massive egg, and inside the egg was another egg.

I consider this a sign of the coming apocalypse.



http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/agribusiness/9120575/King-Country-chook-lays-monster-egg

The chicken then died a horrible painful death maybe.

Posted: September 03, 2013, 04:23:09 pm

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Ack! Taumarunui! It continues to haunt me!

Reply #1 Posted: September 03, 2013, 05:59:02 pm

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Ack! Taumarunui! It continues to haunt me!

Reply #2 Posted: September 03, 2013, 05:59:19 pm

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Reply #3 Posted: September 03, 2013, 07:05:31 pm
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i had kinda hope speakman had died, what a pity

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Reply #4 Posted: September 04, 2013, 01:56:03 pm
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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Imagine if a human was born and then it's chest burst open and another human came crawling out.

Reply #5 Posted: September 04, 2013, 02:36:07 pm

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Imagine if a human was born and then it's chest burst open and another human came crawling out.

i feel like an aliens rip off movie coming on!

Reply #6 Posted: September 04, 2013, 04:10:07 pm

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So the age old question of 'did the chicken come before the egg' has been truly twisted into, no, 'the egg come before the egg before the chicken'. Or, 'the chicken come before the egg before the.......ahhhh fuck it.

Reply #7 Posted: September 04, 2013, 08:58:49 pm

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that's pretty eggciting.

Reply #8 Posted: September 05, 2013, 10:22:17 am
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that's pretty eggciting.

Did you really have to make that yoke.

Reply #9 Posted: September 05, 2013, 12:44:39 pm

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Did you really have to make that yoke.

I dunno about you - but that made me Crack!

Reply #10 Posted: September 05, 2013, 12:53:26 pm

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Well this thread makes it plainly obvious we are all getting very old.

Reply #11 Posted: September 05, 2013, 10:07:06 pm

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Because everyone's gone a bit barn'y in their old age?

Reply #12 Posted: September 06, 2013, 10:56:18 am
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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Egg puns.

The most shittiest of all puns.

Reply #13 Posted: September 06, 2013, 12:56:52 pm


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Egg puns.

The most shittiest of all puns.

eggsactly.

Reply #14 Posted: September 06, 2013, 12:59:34 pm

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Egg puns.

The most shittiest of all puns.

Its not that bad, you're eggsadurating.

Reply #15 Posted: September 06, 2013, 08:36:33 pm
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