Topic: RII HAS A CAR

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1996 Mitsubishi Mirage.

It has a CD player and white mag wheels and shit.

Will post pic later. But I've already had sex with like, 4 different girls coz of the car.

Playa out.

Posted: May 22, 2013, 09:54:07 pm



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Grandma's don't count.

Reply #1 Posted: May 22, 2013, 10:35:04 pm

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He doesn't count the thumb because although it's arguably the best at pleasing him, it's a bit of a dumped out fatty compared to the other 4 girls & harpooning whales is not a thing one admits to his bros.

Reply #2 Posted: May 22, 2013, 10:36:24 pm
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<3 u fagz

Reply #3 Posted: May 22, 2013, 10:40:42 pm



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Riis thumb = Riis moped

Reply #4 Posted: May 22, 2013, 11:24:20 pm
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i had kinda hope speakman had died, what a pity

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sausage McMuffin fest ... harpooning whales is wrong ... save the beached whales instead ...

Reply #5 Posted: May 23, 2013, 07:27:00 am

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OOSH


Reply #6 Posted: May 23, 2013, 08:46:14 am



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Bitch, this is my car at the moment, it's fucking awesome!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/CanadianTurbo/smart1.jpg
RII HAS A CAR

Reply #7 Posted: May 23, 2013, 09:15:24 am
Think of me like Yoda,
but instead of being little and green,
I wear suits and I'm awesome.
I'm your bro - I'm Broda!

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We could have our cars fuck and make awesome little cars.

Then we could fuck. Or if you don't wanna, that's cool.

Reply #8 Posted: May 23, 2013, 09:20:37 am



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Sure, never pass up sexy times!

Reply #9 Posted: May 23, 2013, 09:49:14 am
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look mum 2 wheel barrows :P

Reply #10 Posted: May 23, 2013, 10:45:17 am

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OOSH


That is a sex machine, you should tie dye the rims WRC colours and put a big boar exhaust on it

Reply #11 Posted: May 23, 2013, 11:27:02 am
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^^ SIC!

Reply #12 Posted: May 23, 2013, 02:03:04 pm

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do a wheely bru

Reply #13 Posted: May 23, 2013, 03:37:40 pm

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do a barrel roll bru

Fixed!

Reply #14 Posted: May 23, 2013, 03:55:51 pm

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I wanna take mine on a really wet piece of carpark, I am pretty sure it will go round so fast my eyes will pop out

Reply #15 Posted: May 23, 2013, 04:03:27 pm
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thats probably accurate growler... i remember doing second gear helis in a 250HP WRX pretty sure my brain was turned around in my head

Reply #16 Posted: May 24, 2013, 05:05:32 pm
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I wanna take mine on a really wet piece of carpark, I am pretty sure it will go round so fast my eyes will pop out


like this



Reply #17 Posted: May 24, 2013, 05:26:48 pm

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Waste of a perfectly good bike motor imo

Reply #18 Posted: May 24, 2013, 05:36:28 pm

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rii ...   you should turbo it and drop an evo engine in it..



Reply #19 Posted: May 24, 2013, 05:37:10 pm

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Rii, lets race our respective cars, on the roads illegally, like in the fast and furious 6.

I'll be fast and you can be furious.

Reply #20 Posted: May 27, 2013, 09:49:43 am

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I would love that.

I want to do flips and shit.

Can we rob a speeding 18 wheel truck?

Reply #21 Posted: May 27, 2013, 09:52:43 am



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We can spin around each other in slow motion.

Reply #22 Posted: May 27, 2013, 10:46:42 am

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Can we touch tires?

Reply #23 Posted: May 27, 2013, 10:55:17 am



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I'll even let you touch my spare tire.


It's small, because it's a space-saver.

Reply #24 Posted: May 27, 2013, 11:04:33 am