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Messages - BerG

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General Chat / Re: Life Changing Decisions
« on: March 22, 2016, 08:50:22 pm »
If Spacemonkey is now old, does that mean Zarkov is dead?

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General Chat / Re: Life Changing Decisions
« on: March 22, 2016, 08:50:02 pm »
Spacemonkey has kids?

I leave you guys for a few measly years and you all end up getting old.

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General Chat / Re: Best Herald article ever.
« on: March 04, 2016, 06:52:29 pm »
Everything is breaking news now. "BREAKING NEWS. HAMILTON LOCAL SLIGHTLY ANNOYED AT COUNCIL FOR THING THEY DID. OH AND YOU WONT BELIEVE ANNOYANCE NUMBER 3".

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If you dont milk the cow on Sunday, she will get mastitis and die. This kills the cow population.

Stupid motherfucker, God.

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General Chat / Re: Best Herald article ever.
« on: March 01, 2016, 10:26:30 am »
Fuck the Herald. Tabloid motherfuckers.

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General Chat / Re: Blast from the past!
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:28:39 pm »
Argh, me miss the glory days too.

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Intellectual Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday Wodger!
« on: November 05, 2015, 01:48:22 pm »
Why is this in Intellectual Discussion?

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Intellectual Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday BerG!
« on: November 04, 2015, 10:21:42 pm »
Thanks guys. My only true friends.

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Intellectual Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday BerG!
« on: November 04, 2015, 05:29:05 pm »
Who's the official movie review guy here?

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Intellectual Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday BerG!
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:42:19 pm »
Crimson Peak made me shit my pants.

Go watch that shit (the movie, not my personal shit).

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Intellectual Discussion / Happy Birthday BerG!
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:58:46 pm »
Let's just pretend you didn't forget. Please place praise etc below.

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First-Person Shooter / Re: Star Wars Battlefront
« on: October 14, 2015, 01:36:56 pm »
I remember that gorilla on here saying origin is bad news. Where is that gorilla anyway.

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First-Person Shooter / Re: Star Wars Battlefront
« on: October 13, 2015, 07:29:12 pm »
Get the beta, how do I?

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TV, Movies & Music / Re: I'm over 3D
« on: September 28, 2015, 06:58:15 pm »
The only movie I've seen so far which was awesome in 3D was Avatar. I'll never forget the scene where they're inside the cockpit of the ship as its coming into land on Pandora, and the view through the windscreen was fucking amazing in 3D.

Every other prick ruining James Camerons shit.

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General Chat / Re: Ashley Madison
« on: September 05, 2015, 08:16:25 am »
I always suspected most of the women I messaged on dating websites were just fake/staff accounts.

I mean, who the fuck would chat to ME for weeks, and then mysteriously not want to meet when I ask. I'm SEXY AS FUCK.

And then as soon as my subscription runs out, super hot babes would start sending me a shit tonne of messages, which of course I couldnt read.

Fuckers.

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General Chat / Re: Spacemonkey's Space thread about Space stuff.
« on: May 07, 2015, 05:41:17 pm »
What a shame that the test failed and they were forced to abort.

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Technology & Hardware / Re: Looking for a stud to screw.
« on: May 07, 2015, 05:39:15 pm »
It will come as no surprise that my handyman skills are very limited.

I'm trying to screw something to a wall, so i'm looking for the stud.

I've seen more able people locate the stud by knocking on the wall, but it all sounds the same to me.

Nonono. The trick is to punch the wall. When it doesnt make a hole, thats where your stud is.

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General Chat / Re: Oh gawd help me, I'm doing it again!
« on: April 30, 2015, 10:01:42 pm »
How many times do you have to run up that f**king tower before those useless morons cure leukaemia?

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General Chat / Re: Spacemonkey's Space thread about Space stuff.
« on: April 30, 2015, 09:58:38 pm »
Quote from: crossy51
I'm a 6th form high school student

Quote from: Zarkov
Make a good living at that do you?

What qualifications are needed?

Quote from: BerG
LOL. My first lol of the day.

I lolled again.

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Other Games / Re: Star Wars: Battlefront
« on: April 25, 2015, 04:08:06 pm »
Not sure. Maybe something to do with the stuff on this image.


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TV, Movies & Music / Re: 3 more star wars films planned
« on: April 23, 2015, 06:23:58 pm »
Please stop posting in this thread, because every time I come into this thread I cannot resist watching the trailer again.

Which means I not only turn up to work work late, but also shivering and crying.

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TV, Movies & Music / Re: 3 more star wars films planned
« on: April 22, 2015, 07:59:45 pm »
Just the shivers?

Made me cry, you heartless bastard.

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Other Games / Re: Star Wars: Battlefront
« on: April 22, 2015, 07:54:04 pm »
Reddit isnt happy about this game at all. Sounds shit.

Fortunately the movie trailer ignited everyones lightsabers.

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WHY AM I EVEN MAKING SUCH A GREAT OFFER!!

I MUST BE CRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAZZZZZYYy!!!! GET IN FAST!

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