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I have noticed you have titled it "Competition" to buy the PC, so is it the case where we all compete in an tournament and the winners win the right to place a bid?

EEEEEEEEXXACTLY!

HERES HOW IT WORKS!!!!1

You simply post in this thread with the amount you are wiling to pay, and the highest bidder WWWWWWIIIIIINNNNS the bank account details!

But get in fast, BECAUSE THE BIDS ARE ROLLING IN EVERY MINUTE!

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Thankyou sir. I just realised there is a buy sell and trade section.

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1 year - 1k

$600 offer :)  i'm sure you could do better on GP or Tardme (except fees)

$800 and I would probably be happy.

I could even throw in some exclusive naked pics of myself, which you could sell.

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Highest bidders wins free what?


I'll give you $20 for the graphics card.

Wins free access to my bank account details, which you can use to pay the full amount.

I can pay you the full amount of US$27,450,000 (Twenty seven million, four hundred and fifty thousand US dollars).

In order to facilitate this transaction, I need your co-operation in providing the transaction fee of US$560 required for the Western Union money transfer.

Your trust in this matter is most appreciated.


Yours sincerely

Dr. David Smith
smmdj255@yahoo.cn

Dearest Dr Smith ,

Although I am definitely from NEW ZEALAND, my family and I are currently making holiday on a Shell Oil business trip in Nigeria. Unfortunately the CEO, my uncle PRINCE BONGATI ALADEEN was involved in plane crash which is in the news recently, and died along with 139 other passengers.

My wallet was also on the flight which means I do not have cash to pay the western union fee to transfer this money to you. As such, if you can forward the sum of $180 US DOLLARS for Western Union transfer fee, I will be able to facilitate this transfer of US$560 to you so you can transfer the US$27,450,000 (Twenty seven million, four hundred and fifty thousand US dollars) to me.

Your expedience in this urgent matter is appreciated.

Barrister SCOTT SMITH
thtehdhddfg5666@yahoo.ng

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about $1600 what you paid..

How long ago?

3/5 devaluation gives roughly $960.

Ill bid $600 for the lot.. (I know cheap shot but i have kids and they drain my expendable money) its buy this or a Xbox one..

Exactly one year ago.

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Highest bidders wins free what?


I'll give you $20 for the graphics card.

Wins free access to my bank account details, which you can use to pay the full amount.

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Also, what's all this about?

$139.95 = $139.95
$249.95 = $249.95
$159.95 = $159.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$319.95 = $319.95
$199.95 = $199.95
$309.95 = $309.95
$49.95 = $49.95

Its just confirming the values, because sometimes $49.95 actually equals $39.95.

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In a desperate attempt to get back my love for gaming, I bought this supercomputer from NASA. However, Im just not enjoying gaming anymore, so am selling this PC to go back to my laptop. It was hardly used for games, mostly just pornography (amateur, fantasy, animal).

Someone buy it, please.

This is what is in it and what I paid.

1 x Corsair Carbide Series 300R Black Mid Tower Chassis @ $139.95 = $139.95
1 x Samsung 840 EVO Series 250GB 2.5" SATA3 SSD (MZ-7TE250BW) @ $249.95 = $249.95
1 x Mushkin Blackline FrostByte 8GB (2x4GB) DDR3-1600 CL9 (996995) @ $159.95 = $159.95
1 x Seasonic G Series 650W 80Plus Gold Power Supply (SSR-650RM) @ $199.95 = $199.95
1 x Intel Haswell Core i5 4670K 3.40GHz 6MB LGA1150 @ $319.95 = $319.95
1 x ASUS Z87-C Intel Z87 ATX Haswell LGA1150 Motherboard @ $199.95 = $199.95
1 x Sapphire AMD Radeon R9 270X Dual-X 2GB GDDR5 PCI-E3.0 (11217-01-25G) @ $309.95 = $309.95
1 x ASUS DRW-24D3ST Green DVD Writer SATA @ $49.95 = $49.95

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General Chat / Charles Darwin
« on: April 03, 2015, 05:47:58 pm »
It is worthy of remark that a belief constantly inculcated during the early years of life, whilst the brain is impressible, appears to acquire almost the nature of an instinct; and the very essence of an instinct is that it is followed independently of reason.

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So this is what I don't get.



I just can't fathom why some Muslims would find this offensive. I could understand if the image depicted Mohammed in some embarrassing act. But it doesn't. He's just holding a sign, and tbh, it could just be a picture of any middle eastern person holding a sign.

I bet if some drew a picture of Jesus holding a sign saying 'I am Charlie', no one would care.


These terrorist attacks were an attack on the Muslim culture as well, if anything Muslims should be coming out and supporting this image, not getting angry about it.

Whenever theres a 'terrorist' attack and the 'terrorists' ID is conveniently left lying in the car, thats your first very obvious clue that the attack is being carried out by an intelligence agency like Mossad, who already have a patsy setup to take the blame.

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General Chat / Re: Knitting
« on: April 03, 2015, 05:42:42 pm »
Fuck suck, I only leave the forum for a few years but you guys are all now obsessed with knitting?

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General Chat / Re: Life Changing Decisions
« on: April 02, 2015, 06:09:58 pm »
GW Berg.

Buy a powerful motorbike and ride it as fast as you can go.

It's hell fun.

I just got back from the Bay of Islands on this one.


Nice one! I do in fact have a motorcycle in the pipeline...with some 'special' modifications. You will love it.

Maybe we could start a motorcycle gang?


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General Chat / Re: Mars
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:40:03 pm »
You were right about the no money thing.

They still have no money. Except the money they took for themselves. To buy a nice house. On Earth.

https://medium.com/matter/mars-one-insider-quits-dangerously-flawed-project-2dfef95217d3

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General Chat / Re: Life Changing Decisions
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:29:25 pm »
Yep, I've had some life changing decisions in the last few years.

Realised my stable boring life with a good job and obedient girlfriend was just me clinging to this ideal we have been indoctrinated with, that the goal of every good man should be to settle down, have kids, work hard, and dont complain.

Fuck that.

Im throwing caution to the wind. I'm causing trouble. I'm rebelling against the system. I intend to start doing drugs with the ultimate goal of enlightening myself on DMT. I'm slacking off, living large, and rooting bitches.

The constant sexually transmitted infections are the only problem, dem bitches need to take more antibiotics.

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General Chat / Re: Megaupload shitdown
« on: March 03, 2015, 05:03:39 pm »
I lol every time.

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General Chat / Re: Mars
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:23:42 am »
While I admire the pioneering sprit of many of these applicants (they are down to a shortlist of a 100), I don't have so much for this guy.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11403573
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For the chance to move to Mars, he'd happily leave it all behind.

It would be tougher, he said, saying goodbye to wife Emma and sons Sina, 14, and Ali, 4.

"It's a bit hard for them, but my wife is trying to understand the situation and she is supporting me, because this is something very important."


Dude, leaving your wife and kids, that's pretty harsh.


For me, no way I would ever leave my family behind.


Dont be silly monkey, you dont have kids.

Also, watch that stupid movie Intersteller. You can easily contact your kids because love is the one thing that transcends dimensions of time and space, bla bla something something something Matt Damon.


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General Chat / Re: Justice must be done.
« on: February 15, 2015, 07:03:18 am »

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General Chat / Re: Farewell to the Bots
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:25:07 pm »
Hello.

I've been thinking about you all lately, and wondering what everyone does these days. I was afk so long my account got deleted :(

Love you all <3

p.s The getsome captcha is really hard.
Please Welcome - Obble! Our newest member!
DATE REGISTERED: February 03, 2015, 09:36:54 pm
LOCAL TIME:February 07, 2015, 11:40:45 am

The captcha must be working because we have had four days without any new registrations

The captcha should test for people with intelligence, rather than only allowing people with the shittiest eyesight who somehow make characters out of the mess.

Come GetSome! Eugenics.

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General Chat / Re: Hello Friendlies
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:19:22 pm »

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General Chat / Re: Justice must be done.
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:41:47 am »
It's a good thing Tiwa resurrected the 'Confirming what we've known all along' thread, which made me think "I wonder what happened to Berg..."

And at same time I was reading a game review (Life is Strange) on gameplanet, and figured Berg would have an account, so I sent him a pm.


Please elaborate on your opinions of the US Government and your black market bitcoin dealings.


I knew you would come for me one day.

As thanks, I present to you your correct avatar:



This is not the thread for my conspiracy realist ramblings. This is a thread for revenge against this 'Paul Kao' scum.

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General Chat / Justice must be done.
« on: February 04, 2015, 09:15:58 pm »
For all these long years I've been deprived of my brothers company.

One day, long ago, I commenced my morning routine of logging on to On3 Network. But this day, things did not go as usual. 'Page does not exist'. I assumed it was just routine maintenance, so went about my day.

Days turned into weeks, weeks into years, and I fell deep into depression as I realised I would never see my friends again. Many nights I dreamt of happy nights spent around General Chat, and the great flame wars of old.

I became a drifter of sorts, floating from forum to forum, but none felt like home. Eventually I came across r/conspiracy, I had found a new home. My hatred of the US Government began to grow, as I also became heavily involved in the digital currency bitcoin. As my knowledge of politics and economics grew, I decided I would be the one to fix these atrocities. I would become New Zealand's first President.

Suddenly, I heard a whisper in the night. It was a monkey from space, floating in my window. It looked faintly familiar, and I immediately felt safe (and slightly aroused). 'We are back' it said, 'Come home'. I awoke at my computer, typing getsome.co.nz into the address bar, and found myself here.

While it is good to celebrate, we must discover who took away our home with no warning, and no chance for farewell. It is only fair that we drag them from their homes, publicly strip them naked, bound their hands, and make them squirm along the ground in an amusing fashion.

Where has everyone else been? Also, who is the hero who saved us?

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General Chat / Re: Confirming what we've known all along
« on: February 04, 2015, 12:11:12 pm »
Because I have come back, silly Monkey.

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General Chat / Wrong Number
« on: October 15, 2013, 09:35:37 am »
But you said "no matter. Driver, if it wasn't too much trouble, take me to my new abode at Bel-Air!"

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General Chat / Wrong Number
« on: October 15, 2013, 09:25:13 am »
Did we change to gentleman mode?

Ok, I got in one spot of bother and my mother got scared, she said dear boy you moving in with cousin Banks in Bel-Air.

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