Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Lias]

ok, so if I tell the fucktards installing it.

I want the ONT installed into the comms cabinet then patched to the Living 1 connection (L1 in the com box) where I would like the Fritzel box to be.

Cos I have to leave instructions for my wife to give them you see. So clear instructions I can either print off for her to give them would be fuckingmagictastical!


So do they just run a cat6 from the fibre to the back of the fritz via my wiring or something?

Your _brand new_ house should already be fully wired to that cabinet? With Cat5 or 6 through the entire place already, and a minimum of 2 jacks per room? If not, burn it down and build a new one.

[Codex]

Yeah that's the idea dude, if it's easier for them they could just set the router (sitting) and the ont (mounted in) up in the comms and you just move it yourself when you get home. I'd do that personally.

[Clin]

Why does Vodafone have the worst performing website in the country? Do they host it themselves?

[Retardobot]

As a branding specialist, I fucking hate Vodafone's corporate presence. Their shitty marketing campaigns are so much fail.

[Clin]

I really don't mind the brand so much, but have you ever tried to browse products on their site?

[Retardobot]

Yeah I know what you mean. It's like trying to guide a shopping trolley with a spazzy wheel.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Yeah I know what you mean. It's like trying to guide a shopping trolley with a spazzy wheel.

I love those shopping trolleys with 4 wheel steering. You can spin them around like crazy until your eggs fall out.


lol at some of the comments in this thread.

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/rear_20wheel_20steering_20stop_20for_20Aussie_20shopping_20trolleys

[toofast]

As a branding specialist, I fucking hate Vodafone's corporate presence. Their shitty marketing campaigns are so much fail.

Telecoms giganaire marketing campaign make vodafones look alright.

[Retardobot]

Nah, Vodafone's marketing is lacklustre, boring and forgettable.

You may not like Telecom's giganaire, but you sure as shit remember it and know what it's advertising which is a far greater outcome than being forgotten.

[Arseynimz]

Nah, Vodafone's marketing is lacklustre, boring and forgettable.

You may not like Telecom's giganaire, but you sure as shit remember it and know what it's advertising which is a far greater outcome than being forgotten.

I agree, but at the same time, it doesn't make me want to buy their product. I see their advert and it turns me off. Then again, I'm the sort of consumer that wants to see and understand an offering; the subtleties of the marketing are lost on me unless it's a solid amazing piece of advertising genius that draws me to that brand.

[Speakman]

ok, so if I tell the fucktards installing it.

I want the ONT installed into the comms cabinet then patched to the Living 1 connection (L1 in the com box) where I would like the Fritzel box to be.

Cos I have to leave instructions for my wife to give them you see. So clear instructions I can either print off for her to give them would be fuckingmagictastical!


So do they just run a cat6 from the fibre to the back of the fritz via my wiring or something?

I is been offering dude.. If you want optimum placement, give me a yell pre-install, I can work out what is best and you can instruct around that, and even pre-wire/pre-patch everything so that they only have to install the ONT and plug in an Ethernet cable, simple as piss

Source: Have to deal with this daily

[Speakman]

But seriously, as long as your internat wiring is fully TCL STAR compliant (i.e. two RJ45s in each jackpoint) I can do whatever you want

[Pyromanik]

Yeah I know what you mean. It's like trying to guide a shopping trolley with a spazzy wheel.

I love those shopping trolleys with 4 wheel steering. You can spin them around like crazy until your eggs fall out.


lol at some of the comments in this thread.

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/rear_20wheel_20steering_20stop_20for_20Aussie_20shopping_20trolleys

Any in particular? Because they all seemed incredibly boring to me.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Any in particular? Because they all seemed incredibly boring to me.

Clearly you don't get as excited by shopping trolleys as I do.

Please also start design work on a trolley designed to discourage the carriage of children. Something with spikes similar to those anti-pigeon devices would be a good start.

[Pyromanik]

It does seem odd to me though, since 4 wheel castors have only been a thing in NZ for about 5 years. Yet this yank is all on about how every trolly ever in Aus is like that, and always has been throught history.

I find that a bit hard to believe.

Where's that spork chap?
Or Scunner, or someone 'strayan.

[Speakman]

This thread is now a beard thread:



THE BEARDS - SHAVED OFF HIS BEARD



THE BEARDS - THE BEARD ACCESSORY STORE

[Codex]

Dying. Weekend why. I can't remember shit

[Lias]

Dying. Weekend why. I can't remember shit

Self inflicted, no sympathy.. prolly got diseases.

[Codex]

Not sure if self inflicted, I limited what I was drinking but you would have though i'd had brandy again, was a complete mess and have no memory which is unusual for me by far -____-

[Lias]

Not sure if self inflicted, I limited what I was drinking but you would have though i'd had brandy again, was a complete mess and have no memory which is unusual for me by far -____-

Unless you have a sore bleeding arse, it's unlikely your drink was spiked.

[Codex]

Lol I don't think I was spiked or anything like that. Just can't work out where it went downhill.

[Growler]

yes house is fully wired, I'll just tell the cunts to put the ONT in the comms box then. I just want the fucking thing working cos fuck me I am bored.

NZ tv is bollocks!

[Growler]

Hey codex did you give wildstar a nudge?

[Pyromanik]

Dying. Weekend why. I can't remember shit

Hey codex did you give your wild starfish a nudge?

Oh you.

[Pyromanik]

Lol I don't think I was spiked or anything like that. Just can't work out where it went downhill.

Usually around the time "the evaulation" happens.

You know the one.
"I need to go home... I'm having fun, but I need to go. Sadface."

EVALUATION TIME:
"Go home and be bored after a long shit walk then feel crap in the morning? Or continue being in the moment... there's still fun to be had!"

OK, JUST ONE MORE GAIS, then I've got to go.